- 7/5/2025
Full Episode Of Act Like You Love Me
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:17Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:23Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:27Yeah, my name is George.
00:31Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:38Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:42Oh, no, um...
00:44Let me guess, no money?
00:46I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:48Starving actor?
00:51Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
00:55Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
00:58Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:02Just get out of here.
01:05Go.
01:06Okay.
01:09Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:15Nothing?
01:16Nothing.
01:17What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:19She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:23Let me see that.
01:28This looks like a marriage license.
01:31You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:34You should have read the fine print.
01:37You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:40Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:43Whore!
01:45You do, however, get child support.
01:48Wait, what?
01:49I'm sorry.
01:50That's the law.
01:52Oh, fuck the law.
01:54Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:07I want a divorce.
02:08I think it's time you find your own place.
02:10Fine, I want a divorce.
02:12I'm a horrible mother.
02:42Okay.
02:46My sketches?
02:47Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:50Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:52You're not a designer.
03:00Perfect.
03:03Roland!
03:04There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:12I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:33Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:43The fuck?
03:44You need to get out of my room.
03:45I said you need to get out of my room.
03:51Everyone out!
03:53This is my house.
03:54This is my life.
03:55So get out!
03:58Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
03:59Alright, people. Party's over.
04:01Let's go.
04:03Party's over.
04:12Don't fall me.
04:14Hey George.
04:16Welcome back.
04:25Hey!
04:38This is our room.
04:39Hey, this is the money that I owe you.
04:45What can I get for you?
04:47I'll take a black coffee.
04:48Coffee?
04:48Yeah.
04:49Sure.
04:51You're back with that.
04:53Okay.
04:56Let me guess.
04:58Acting not going so well?
05:01I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:05I don't believe in love.
05:07Fine.
05:08I want a divorce.
05:10Did you hear him?
05:11I ruined my son.
05:12Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to hire himself.
05:17Just try to keep your heart open.
05:19If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:22I think I have an idea.
05:23Okay.
05:24What is that?
05:26I want to hire you.
05:29You want to hire me?
05:30To pretend to be in love with me.
05:32An acting gig.
05:34I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:38You know, like a happy couple.
05:42Oh, um, yeah.
05:44I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:52What do you say?
05:56Deal.
05:56Deal.
06:05All right.
06:09Come on.
06:10Two more.
06:12Last one.
06:14Okay.
06:15Good work.
06:15Good work.
06:16Yeah.
06:16Hey, can I tell you something?
06:18Well, that's never good.
06:20You ready?
06:21As ready as I could be.
06:24I'm going to be an actor.
06:26You what?
06:27Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:32You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:35Yeah.
06:35She doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:39And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:45Totally normal request.
06:47Look, man, I just need something.
06:49Something different.
06:51You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:52I'm just sick of this lifestyle, and it just feels so empty.
06:55Okay, so let me get this straight.
06:57You got hired to pretend to be some waitress' boyfriend?
07:01Yeah.
07:02Okay.
07:03Crazier things have happened.
07:05I got your back, boss.
07:07Thanks, Dino.
07:08And you'll see.
07:09She's great.
07:09Whatever you say, boss.
07:11Another set.
07:11Oh, my God.
07:16Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:20No idea what you're doing.
07:22I...
07:23What's this?
07:25Oh, no.
07:27Stew.
07:28It's not good.
07:31Urgent child support.
07:33Last notice of child support must pay.
07:43We'll not be paying that.
07:53I don't know.
07:54No, no, no, no, no.
08:06Damn it.
08:08Ah!
08:09Fucking hell.
08:11Hello, Delilah.
08:14You look quite nice tonight.
08:22Why, thank you, George.
08:25You look quite nice as well.
08:33Why, thank you, George.
08:34You look quite nice, too.
08:37Can I offer you something to drink?
08:43No.
08:46I'm fine.
08:53This is gonna be great.
08:56Okay.
09:00Come on, Benji.
09:02Come on.
09:04You can do it, Benji.
09:05Come on.
09:07Come on, Benji.
09:08Hit the ball for once.
09:11Let's go, Benji.
09:13You're doing great.
09:15Hey, Tony.
09:17Hey, Delilah.
09:19Looking good as always.
09:21Looking good as always.
09:23Somebody likes you.
09:24Shut up.
09:25All right, Benji.
09:26He does.
09:27Nice with that dribble.
09:29Nice.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:37That's him.
09:43That's who?
09:44Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:49Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:52He's coming over.
09:53What are you talking about?
09:54Hey, George.
09:55Hey, Delilah.
09:56Oh, for Christ's sake.
10:03Man up, boy.
10:05Don't say that.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:06Can I go?
10:07I'm so bored.
10:09Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:10Thank God.
10:11I have a mani-paddy.
10:12Come on.
10:12Let's get out of here.
10:14You don't want to say hi to him?
10:16No.
10:18It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:20Who the fuck are you?
10:21I'm George.
10:23I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:29Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:31Yes.
10:32Yeah.
10:33We are dating.
10:35What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:38He's an actor.
10:40Oh, he's an actor.
10:41That makes it even better.
10:43Wow.
10:43You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:45Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:47You proved me wrong.
10:48What's that, bud?
10:48What?
10:48What?
10:48What?
10:49What?
10:49What?
10:49What?
10:49What?
10:50What?
10:50Nothing.
10:53We gotta get out of here.
10:55Wish you two the best.
10:58Hey, asshole!
11:01Where's the child support?
11:04Don't worry, Boopie.
11:05I'll handle it.
11:06You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:12I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:14All right, I think I'm gonna get going, but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:17I'll see you tomorrow for the date.
11:18Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, our date.
11:22See you tomorrow?
11:26Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not supposed to do that.
11:41I'm a starving artist.
11:42They have lint on their shirts.
11:44I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:47Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:51Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
11:55Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
11:59She just wants me to play a role.
12:01I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:05Hmm.
12:08Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:10You'll see.
12:11And you should take the night off.
12:13Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:16Hell no, boss.
12:17I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:20No, it'll be fine.
12:21Nobody will know who I am.
12:22That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:25and I ain't taking any chances.
12:27Do not follow me.
12:29Yes, boss.
12:30Later.
12:46Hey, how are you?
12:47I'm George.
12:48I'm Benji.
12:52Well, hello.
12:54Hello there.
12:55How are you?
12:56I am very excited about our date.
12:58I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:03Won't you come in?
13:05Ah, yes.
13:06Oh, my.
13:18Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:21We have a lousy landlord.
13:23Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:27Why, thank you, George.
13:29You look quite nice as well.
13:32Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:34Hi.
13:35I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:37I think it's time for you to get going.
13:39What?
13:39Yes.
13:40Yes.
13:40Um, yeah.
13:41What if?
13:42Yeah.
13:43That was so strange.
13:46I know.
13:46Well, that didn't go too well.
13:56Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
13:59Maybe we should practice.
14:01That sounds good, yeah.
14:02Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:14Yeah, probably go eat.
14:16I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:19Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:20What are you going to do?
14:22Uh, same.
14:23Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:28Well, that's just silly.
14:29I mean, why don't we go together?
14:32Sure.
14:34Sounds good.
14:36Okay.
14:44So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:48Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
14:55my happy ending.
14:56And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair, and then we got a divorce.
15:09And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:12My roof is leaking, my car is useless, and I work in a diner.
15:19So, best laid plans, I guess?
15:26You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:29He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:31I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:35I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:38Yeah, of course.
15:38Should probably get back from our date soon.
15:49Split the bill?
15:51Yeah, sure.
15:52Split the bill.
15:55Check, please.
15:56Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:07You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:11Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit, he won't pay child support, and he works at
16:16La Style, but I can't fire him unless he might sue, or he might figure out who I am.
16:22So, the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:26And she can't know who I am.
16:28She thinks my name is George.
16:29Thanks, ma'am.
16:34Hey, Dino.
16:36Yes, boss?
16:37Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:40Let's fix the roof on it.
16:42Sure thing.
16:43Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:45Nothing too fancy, though.
16:46She's not that type of girl.
16:48And keep everything anonymous.
16:50You got it.
16:52What's going on?
16:59Someone about the building.
17:01They're putting on a new roof.
17:03What?
17:03That's amazing, right?
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:19They're putting on a new roof.
18:31Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:47Delinquency of child support?
18:50Oh, you are hereby.
18:51Oh, you are hereby.
18:52Oh, you are hereby.
18:54Anyway.
18:55We need to talk.
19:00Anyway, we need to talk.
19:22I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:27What's her address?
19:28Find me some dirt.
19:30I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:34She's ruining my perfect life.
19:36Okay, ma'am. You got it.
19:38Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:41Come on.
19:51I had a good time.
19:53Yeah, it was fun. We should, um...
19:55We should do it again sometime.
19:57I think we sounded really good.
19:59But we should practice some more.
20:01Just in case.
20:03Sure. That'd be great.
20:05Well, good night.
20:07Good night.
20:10Good night.
20:28Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:31Wait, what? Who?
20:32A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:34But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:37It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:41I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:43I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:47Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:48Not any that I know of.
20:52Oh, don't look at me.
20:53Look, it's got your name on it.
20:56Oh my god.
20:57It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:02They gave me this to you as well.
21:07I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:09What's 10 minus 4?
21:20You know the answer to that.
21:22Dang.
21:27Ah, shoot.
21:29I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:30George, can you get it for me?
21:32Roland's gonna call.
21:33Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:35Thanks.
21:41Mission accomplished.
22:09He's asleep.
22:11What?
22:16Nothing, I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:25Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:28Sure.
22:41I think that we should practice kissing.
22:44I think that we should practice kissing.
22:50I think that we should practice kissing.
22:56I think that would be a good idea.
22:58I think that it's all.
22:59It's okay.
23:01It's okay.
23:04I'm so glad.
23:05It's okay.
23:07Well, it's okay.
23:08It's okay.
24:09Oh, my God.
24:10George, wake up.
24:12The time.
24:13What?
24:13Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:15Oh, okay.
24:16Yeah.
24:17Come on.
24:17Okay.
24:18Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:23to school.
24:24Okay.
24:27Just go.
24:28Okay.
24:29No, no, no.
24:30Go, go, go.
24:30Come on, finish up.
24:39We're going to be late.
24:40I don't want to eat this.
24:44Grab your bag.
24:45Come on.
24:45We got to go.
24:46Okay.
24:51Hurry.
24:52Let's go.
24:52Okay.
24:52Hey.
24:59Hi.
25:10So, tell me something good.
25:12What'd you get?
25:13I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:13I ain't got nothing.
25:15That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:18That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:20Zip.
25:20Zilch.
25:21Nada.
25:24How is that possible?
25:26Don't shrug.
25:27Oh, that hoot.
25:31Damn it.
25:32How dare she.
25:33Magubi owes her a lot of money.
25:35Money that could be spent on me.
25:39Us.
25:42Okay.
25:43This is what I want you to do.
25:44Get rid of them.
25:45If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:49And all the money goes to me.
25:52I mean us.
25:54Let me get this straight.
25:56Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, ow, damn it.
26:02Don't say it out loud.
26:03It gives me the creeps.
26:04But you gotta, I mean, ow.
26:07All right, all right.
26:08I'll handle it.
26:09I'll do it.
26:10Excellent.
26:11Consider it done.
26:13Good.
26:15Let me know when you finish.
26:17Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:19Bye.
26:26There we go.
26:41We're fucked.
26:43Aw, come on, Rev.
26:44Give us a break.
26:45Hey, that was a foul.
26:47No.
26:49Oh, hi.
26:50Oh, shit.
26:52Oh, my God.
26:53Hang on.
26:54Off.
26:55Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:57What is he doing?
26:59Your kid's a bitch.
27:01Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:02Everything all right?
27:03No.
27:04What's wrong?
27:06My ankle.
27:08You sure it's your ankle?
27:09I can't do it.
27:11What is it saying?
27:12No idea.
27:13Oh, for the love of...
27:16Listen, we all believe that you can do it.
27:20You just need to believe that you can.
27:22I can't do it.
27:25Rev, can we have a second?
27:28Hey, hey, look at me.
27:30You can do this.
27:32And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:34And it is.
27:36But Messi misses sometimes.
27:39You know?
27:41And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:43It's about you having the courage to try.
27:48And look, we are both proud of you,
27:51whether you make it or not.
27:53Yes.
27:54Yeah.
27:55You ready?
27:56Yeah.
27:59There you go.
27:59And look, we believe in you,
28:02but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:03Everything will work out.
28:04I promise.
28:05Okay.
28:06All right, buddy.
28:11I can do it.
28:16Come on, Ben.
28:17Come on, son.
28:18You can do it.
28:18Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:20Oh, my God.
28:22I can do it.
28:23I can do it.
28:24I can do it.
28:25I can do it.
28:25I can do it.
28:25I can do it.
28:26I can do it.
28:26I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29Okay, Booby, let's go.
28:32I have a hair appointment.
28:32Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:47Yeah?
28:48My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
28:51And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week.
28:53And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:56Thank you, Tony. I'm... I'm actually with him now, so...
29:01With him?
29:04Yeah.
29:04You're serious?
29:06Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:08This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:10You see him out there acting on the field?
29:12Pretending to help Benji?
29:18I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:19Hey!
29:22Get your own kid, you freak.
29:24Let's go.
29:26Um, I'm hard now.
29:29Ew. Okay, can we go? Let's go. Come on. Come on, let's go. I can't. I really fuck.
29:39I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:44And you got your roof fixed.
29:45I wonder who bought the building.
29:47And he seems like a really decent guy.
29:49Yeah, he does.
29:50Hey, hands up.
29:51Hey, hey! Whoa!
29:52Come on!
29:53Just...
29:54Please, don't do this. I have a child at home.
29:56Hey, look, look. I have money in my back pocket.
29:59You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:00Just turn around. Come on.
30:02Come on.
30:03Just turn.
30:04Fuck.
30:05Damn it.
30:07Listen, sorry. It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:11Hey, hey, look. You can just take the money...
30:13Dino! Thank God, man.
30:28You okay, boss?
30:29Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.
30:30You okay?
30:31Okay.
30:32Okay.
30:33Wait.
30:34You two know each other?
30:35Uh, Dino is my cousin. Yeah.
30:44But he called you Boss.
30:46Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids. He was a real bossy SOB.
30:52Yeah, that's right. I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:56Lucky coincidence.
30:58Yeah, very lucky. Thank you, Dino. Thank you.
31:01Anytime.
31:02We should go.
31:04Come on.
31:07Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened. I think it will really scare him.
31:13I, um...
31:15I...
31:16What?
31:19Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:23I think I would...
31:25Maybe...
31:26What?
31:27What's going on?
31:29I'm falling for you.
31:29I'm in love with you.
31:32No, you aren't.
31:35Yes, I am. And what's so wrong with that?
31:37Listen, George.
31:39You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:44Because of the silly idea that I had.
31:47Okay.
31:47The plan worked.
31:49Okay?
31:49Benji's fine. He thinks that we're in love.
31:52Yeah, because we are.
31:54No, we aren't.
31:55Yes, we are.
31:56No, love ruins everything.
31:58Okay?
32:00Love was not part of the deal here.
32:02Part of the deal?
32:03What about the other night?
32:06Hmm?
32:06The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:10Are you serious?
32:12Yeah.
32:12Whatever, Delilah.
32:16I didn't...
32:17I'm not that type of guy.
32:19But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:20Oh!
32:23I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:27Delilah.
32:29Whatever.
32:30You know I'm gonna go.
32:31No.
32:33But...
32:34Hey, boss.
32:45How about I heat you up some soup?
32:47Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:48Man.
32:49Women...
32:50Are nothing but trouble.
32:52You know?
32:53They think they know what they want.
32:55Then they get what they want.
32:56And that actually is not even what they wanted.
33:00And women are trouble.
33:01That's the bottom line.
33:02That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:03I'm sorry, man.
33:06No, it's fine.
33:07Dino, you should go home.
33:09Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:13Yes, sir.
33:14And you should cherish her.
33:15Yes, sir.
33:16Yeah.
33:21It's got a good one.
33:33I...
33:33It's got a good one.
34:04There's nothing in here.
34:34Tell me, what you got?
34:49I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:51I'm sorry.
34:52He had some goon there.
34:53He came out of nowhere.
34:55What?
34:56They've seen my face.
35:00I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:02You idiot!
35:03I told you to do one thing.
35:05Get out!
35:07I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:09You should have saw it.
35:10I think the guy was...
35:11Idiot.
35:18Hey, sexy.
35:20Hey.
35:21What is it?
35:22What's wrong?
35:25Okay.
35:26I have to show you something.
35:29You can't laugh, okay?
35:31What?
35:32Of course.
35:33Anything for you, Boopie.
35:38What?
35:40Cher, they're...
35:41They're actually amazing.
35:43So you'll pitch it?
35:44Of course.
35:46Yeah.
35:47Yeah, it will.
35:48Thank you, Boopie.
35:52Wow.
35:52Incredible.
36:23boopie mama's in the mood
36:31boopie mama wants some lovey-dovey
36:39boopie
36:48George
37:18please call me
37:21I'm so sorry about the other night
37:23George, please don't let this affect our friendship
37:42Benji misses you
37:45I miss you
37:46call me
37:49fine
38:06around seven o'clock
38:09this better be important
38:11listen
38:16I really need to talk with you
38:20can we get a coffee
38:21just a coffee
38:24okay
38:25slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow
38:28see you then
38:30uh hey Dino
38:37yes boss
38:38hey can you do me a solid
38:40can you follow Delilah
38:42she's been acting a little strange
38:44and I kind of want to just know what's up
38:45consider it done
38:46thank you
38:48so what is this about
38:53let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit
38:58no
38:59I've been thinking about us
39:04us
39:05there is no us
39:09but there is
39:10there could be
39:12when I saw you with that guy at the Little League game
39:17I knew I made a big mistake
39:19we're a family
39:21we're the perfect family
39:24you've got to be kidding me
39:26how dare you
39:31how dare you
39:38Sharon Boopy
39:39this was not my idea
39:42you're lying
39:43you're trying to steal my man
39:45I already told you
39:46he's mine
39:46you slut
39:47tell her
39:48this was your idea
39:50he wants us to get back together
39:52oh
39:53I don't know what you're talking about
39:55Sharon
39:56she begged me to meet her
39:57she said it was an emergency
39:58something about Benji
40:00you coward
40:01she grabbed my hand
40:04she was begging me
40:05it was pathetic
40:06okay
40:07take that you slut
40:18I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you
40:21you're a worm
40:22and you're fucking crazy
40:26and this man
40:28does not
40:30pay his child support
40:31boopy
40:37don't even start
40:38what the hell is this
40:39you're embarrassing me
40:40it's disgusting
40:41let's go
40:42let's go
40:43come on
40:43hey
40:50hey
40:52hey
40:53thank you for meeting with me
40:56I'm happy to see you
40:58yeah
41:00what do you want Delilah
41:01I've been thinking
41:04about us
41:06about our conversation
41:08the other week
41:10and
41:10what you said
41:12look
41:14I was wrong
41:16I
41:17what I said
41:19was wrong
41:19and I made a mistake
41:20and I was confused
41:22what do you mean
41:24you were confused
41:25I was dinner last night
41:26with Andy
41:29what
41:31I said
41:32how was dinner last night
41:33with Andy
41:33how do you know about that
41:36ah
41:37so you did have dinner with him
41:40and you held hands
41:41how romantic
41:43oh my god
41:44did you have me followed
41:45you're not even denying it
41:47I had dinner
41:51with Andy last night
41:52because he asked
41:53to talk about Benji
41:54yeah
41:54and then he grabbed my hand
41:57and then his girlfriend
41:58threw wine in my face
42:00right
42:01yeah right
42:01and then I went home
42:03and I did some soul searching
42:04and I realized
42:05that I have feelings for you
42:06but now I realize
42:08I was wrong
42:09you're just an asshole
42:11and you're just a lonely woman
42:15who shut down
42:18and has to pay somebody
42:19to even pretend to love her
42:20god
42:21oh
42:23I hope I never
42:27have to see you again
42:29Christ
42:32mom
42:40yeah hon
42:42can I ask you a
42:44personal question
42:45well I guess
42:48that depends on
42:48what the question is
42:49where's George
42:51George
42:53you heard me
42:55where's George
42:56um
42:58did he have a fight
43:00well
43:02did he break up
43:04sometimes grown ups
43:14they
43:14they have to make decisions
43:16well
43:18it's okay
43:18you broke up
43:20don't worry about it
43:21I'm used to it
43:24I'm sorry Benji
43:26I really am
43:29what's in your car
43:44George
43:44thank you for meeting with me
43:53yeah I was surprised
43:55yeah I was surprised
43:55that you called
43:55um
43:57are you here alone
43:58yeah
43:59yeah
43:59mom's a rocker
44:01Roland fell asleep on the couch
44:02he does it every time
44:03don't tell mom
44:04okay
44:06I want to talk about mom
44:09look Benji
44:11I don't think that there's much to talk about there
44:13mom was being super sad
44:15and I'm sorry to hear about that
44:18you know she loves you
44:20right
44:20wait what
44:22I can tell
44:24Benji it's not what you think
44:27look
44:27your mom hired me
44:31I know you've been pretending
44:32what
44:34I know you've been pretending
44:35that you love each other
44:36so mom can show me
44:37how it is to be a happy couple
44:39listen I mean be a kid
44:41but I'm not stupid
44:41but
44:42and you love her too
44:43but there's
44:44so I'd like the two of you
44:45to establish shenanigans
44:46and please get back together
44:48deal
44:49deal
44:53Delilah
44:57Delilah
44:58Delilah
44:58what
44:59what
44:59I'm
45:00a friend of a friend
45:01of an ex
45:01I had the two sets of tickets
45:03to the Le Couture fashion style show
45:05and I couldn't use them
45:07and
45:07get them to me
45:08what
45:09wait that is like
45:10huge
45:12anyone is gonna be at that fashion show
45:14why you
45:16let's just say the relationship
45:17didn't go well
45:18and
45:19guilt
45:20baby guilt
45:21and guess who's gonna be my date
45:25who
45:26you silly
45:27what
45:28yeah
45:28wait those are my designs
45:36what
45:37those look exactly like my dresses
45:39you see
45:40oh my god they do
45:42we have to go
45:45boopie
45:50I think we're gonna change the fashion world
46:09ooh I agree boopie
46:10there they are
46:12there they are
46:13ladies and gentlemen
46:17before we end this magical show
46:19we have a very special treat
46:21today
46:22after years of secrecy
46:24Le Style Couture
46:25will finally reveal its companies
46:28owner
46:29founder
46:29and primary designer
46:31oh my god
46:33we're fucked
46:35oh my god
46:37ladies and gentlemen
46:39please put your hands together
46:41for none other than
46:42Justin Fitzgerald
46:44isn't that
46:55yes
46:56George
47:00did you know about that
47:06yeah
47:06he gave me the tickets
47:08but how could you keep this a secret from me
47:10did you know about that
47:12yeah
47:13he gave me the tickets
47:14but how could you keep this a secret from me
47:16not a secret Milo
47:17a surprise
47:18you should have was Henry
47:21kill Benji
47:21wow
47:22I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders
47:26you know they say that the truth will set you free
47:29oh my god
47:31well
47:32I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years
47:36and the truth is
47:38I've fallen deeply in love
47:42with Delilah James
47:45the greatest and latest design discovery
47:49and the love of my life
47:51holy fuck
47:54damn it
47:56this isn't fair
47:57so on this magnificent day
47:59it is my greatest pleasure
48:00to introduce our premiere line of showing
48:03of wedding dresses
48:04designed by
48:05my love
48:06Delilah
48:06Disgusting
48:31oh but before we end tonight's festivities
48:44I do have one more important thing to say
48:46and it is very important
48:48oh but before we end tonight's festivities
48:57I do have one more important thing to say
48:59and it is very important
49:01Delilah
49:04would you mind
49:05coming up to join me
49:07oh
49:09I'm ready
49:10I'm ready
49:11Delilah
49:29will you please
49:32give me the honor
49:33and be my wife
49:35Delilah
49:42Delilah
49:42will you please
49:45give me the honor
49:45and be my wife
49:48yes
49:51what
49:53yes
49:56you will
49:57I will
49:58you will
49:58the clothing was disgusting
50:15terror
50:15Andy James
50:16you are under arrest
50:17for delinquency of child support
50:18and contempt of court
50:19Sharon Swart
50:20you are under arrest
50:22for attempted murder
50:23no
50:24Boobie
50:24Boobie make it stop
50:26no no no
50:26Boobie
50:27Boobie make it stop
50:28oh shut up Sharon
50:29I now pronounce you
50:37husband and wife
50:38once upon a time
50:40I thought life
50:41was about finding love
50:42but in the end
50:43I learned it's not just
50:44about finding love
50:45but loving yourself
50:47your truth
50:49and your joy
50:50proving that sometimes
50:52the best things
50:53come from the most
50:54unexpected beginnings
50:58I know
50:59I don't know
51:00I was not talking to you
51:01but I'm out of my mind
51:02when I'm out of my mind
51:03I think the best thing
51:03I want to know
51:04I'm out of my mind
51:04I know
51:05what's the best thing
51:06I don't know
51:07I know
51:07I know
51:07what's the best thing
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