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  • 7/4/2025
Sustituta Secreta para el Rey de la Mafia en Español
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00:00:00you must be the tool tool for what oh stop it vanessa i was in surgery selling all of my eggs
00:00:14to pay off your debt and you're cheating on me you're pregnant who's the father out of all the
00:00:19sperm to get i got marcella levine's the most terrifying criminal in the country you're about
00:00:25to spend the next nine months here raising my hair you think that you can just keep me hostage
00:00:29just because i'm having your baby and i'm supposed to say thank you our unborn child will have
00:00:35enemies that will stop in nothing for god i suspect she's not even mafia i want to know who his new
00:00:43little play thing is no cricket the levine blood is inside of me now i will protect you with my life
00:00:54i swear for a man who kills people he's so gentle i'll give don levine a chance but only because
00:01:02you deserve a father can we really trust an outsider to the mafia she isn't a nobody i've chosen
00:01:10the eggs of a young woman are extremely valuable miss peters but why does a senior in college need so
00:01:31much cash i just need enough money to pay off my boyfriend's tuition tuition i guess we'll have to
00:01:38harvest all of them then i've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day but the money
00:01:45for my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much okay whatever it takes
00:02:00dom levine's here did he get shot again nope he's here to make a secret baby the heir to the levine mafia
00:02:09kingdom i wish i could be his surrogate that man owns four lambos two nfl teams and every criminal in
00:02:19the country is afraid of him he is so sexy no you don't that man doesn't know how to love he's a cold
00:02:29blooded killer you stay away from him i need a room to fill this with my sperm all our rooms are booked
00:02:36today maybe you can come back tomorrow did you just tell me what to do oh right this way mr levine
00:02:45there's tools in here to help you with your sperm collection good girl
00:03:06what the
00:03:17you must be the tool
00:03:23tool for what my sperm's not going to collect itself
00:03:30better start working i uh take a while to finish
00:03:40you that's a mafia symbol you're a murderer stop wasting time
00:04:00i wonder what mafia men are into oh stop it vanessa
00:04:12i'm not a tool and the nurse accidentally double booked this room
00:04:15my apologies but uh you mind if i stay and take care of myself thanks
00:04:29whatever if i didn't need the money then i would have never come to a shady clinic like this
00:04:33please please let me never run into that psycho again
00:04:43i guess this is an insemination now
00:04:50so you are dom levine's surrogate
00:05:01good luck sweetheart
00:05:12i've always dreamed of having a child of my own one
00:05:15day but the money for my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much
00:05:21get it together vanessa it'll be worth it
00:05:25marcus will be debt free build a life together
00:05:28you don't need kids anyways
00:05:41you don't need to know what's going to be worth it
00:05:46shit
00:05:47why are you here
00:05:49marcus what the hell are you doing
00:05:51i thought you were supposed to be at the doctors or something
00:05:59i was in surgery selling all of my eggs to pay off your debt and you're
00:06:04you're cheating on me
00:06:05i mean what marcus can't have a little bit of fun
00:06:08he's a new dad you know that's a lot of stress on top of football
00:06:13a new dad marcus what is she talking about
00:06:23you told me that you didn't want kids
00:06:25he probably just didn't want to have them with you
00:06:27who want your dorky ass jeans
00:06:30vanessa i never wanted anything
00:06:32i'm serious
00:06:35i gotta start prepping for the nfl
00:06:37what does that have to do with anything
00:06:39you promised to buy me a ring as soon as you got drafted to the nfl
00:06:43you mean like this one
00:06:46marcus is gonna be a football superstar honey
00:06:50the media doesn't want to see him with you
00:06:52a boring broke nobody who's too ugly to even look at
00:06:58here have some of the money from your eggs back
00:07:01keep it for an abortion in case anyone's ever desperate enough to finish in you
00:07:09oh wait you can't get pregnant anymore
00:07:13don't touch you you freak what the hell are you still here anyways
00:07:20i don't care about you i gave up my ability to have children for you
00:07:28hey it's my money
00:07:30no this money is from the eggs that i gave up before i knew that you were a lying scumbag to think that i wanted your kids
00:07:37fuck you
00:07:38well get back to you crazy bitch
00:07:44please there has to be something left
00:07:46for the hundredth time you sold all your eggs you don't have any more
00:07:51wait
00:07:53wait a second
00:07:55they're all there
00:07:56what your eggs they're all there you just can't use them because you're pregnant
00:08:10trafficking children huh
00:08:13you're a fucking disgrace to this family
00:08:15am i done can't you see i'm busy with this asshole
00:08:17i'm afraid it's urgent we just received a call from the clinic they finally found a surrogate
00:08:23our mafia looks weak without an air
00:08:26sir
00:08:28your sample was used by mistake you don't know who the woman is
00:08:32how the hell did this happen i didn't approve anyone yet i'm sorry my daughter i'm sure the
00:08:37hospital just made a mistake
00:08:38i guess it's time to introduce myself to that mistake then
00:08:46pregnant
00:08:48i'm still in college i can't have a child who's the father i can go check on the father's identity for
00:08:54you we could always terminate ma'am
00:08:59i was so scared when i thought i couldn't have children
00:09:04i won't get rid of you you're all i have now
00:09:09even if i have to pull all-nighters
00:09:12we need to find this woman to bring her into questioning
00:09:15this could be a ploy from a rival mafia to blackmail me
00:09:18don i strongly advise against any rash decisions
00:09:23this woman is pregnant with your child and and i'm the world's most dangerous criminal
00:09:28my enemies will stop and nothing to bring me down
00:09:32we can't trust her
00:09:38you're safe not even the world's most dangerous criminal could keep you from me
00:09:45well who is it who's the father of my child have you heard of the levine mafia
00:10:06that's a levine inside of you
00:10:19what the hell is going on what are you doing here
00:10:30that's a levine inside of you
00:10:33this child is mine
00:10:37and that makes you mine
00:10:40no i remember you you psycho
00:10:53you're not taking my child just because you're in some kind of mafia
00:10:56the father of my kid look he's he's right here he's
00:10:59how much for you to hand over the rights to my job
00:11:11my baby isn't for sale go pay someone else
00:11:13my sperm is priceless
00:11:16every woman in this city wants to have my child
00:11:19yeah not me
00:11:21now just admit you want to cash out a couple million for this child
00:11:25then we can forget we ever met
00:11:27you don't scare me i'll die protecting my baby from some criminal like you
00:11:37slap me one more time
00:11:39i dare you
00:11:43the levine blood is inside of you now
00:11:54i will protect you with my life i swear
00:11:58i have enemies heartless enemies
00:12:06who would love to have their way with an innocent girl like you and worse
00:12:14are you threatening me
00:12:16i'm not the threat
00:12:20inside of you is the heir to the levine crime syndicate
00:12:26our unborn child will have enemies that would stop in nothing to kill him
00:12:32no
00:12:33good
00:12:35you're getting it now
00:12:36my lawyer antoine will be in touch for the custody arrangements
00:12:53an arrangement i can't have an arrangement with the mafia boss i haven't even graduated college
00:12:58i'm so sorry miss peters i don't know how we screwed up this badly
00:13:07out of all the sperm to get i got marcella levines the most terrifying criminal in the country
00:13:13he's not gonna stop until he takes my baby what am i supposed to do
00:13:19miss peters i don't think he'll hurt you you're the mother of his child he has to protect you
00:13:25what about after i give birth to a child what happens to me then
00:13:31i don't know but for now you need to keep yourself safe from the dawn's enemies
00:13:35and keep your pregnancy a secret
00:13:45what's your child
00:13:47antoine i need you to find out everything about this woman vanessa peters
00:13:51where she lives who she works for and what kind of lingerie she wears
00:13:57and then erase all of it with my child now inside of her
00:14:00she has officially become my greatest witness no one can find out that she's not laughing
00:14:06make her a new identity and then track her make sure she doesn't get too far off if she tries to run away
00:14:15as happy as i am to have you but you could not have come at a worse time
00:14:23i need to find a place to sleep tonight
00:14:34i don't want to use this dirty mafia money but there's no way i'm staying at that
00:14:38ask for marcus's piece tonight
00:14:42what you got that beautiful
00:14:47nothing
00:14:51only one way a girl as pretty as you gets this kind of cash
00:14:54why don't you show us a good time next sweetheart we might be able to let you keep a few dollars
00:14:59i don't know who that is
00:15:09yo look at this clip she must be one of the levine family's whores
00:15:14so you a top-notch hooker i bet we get a pretty price for you
00:15:18hold me alone i don't know who that is
00:15:21dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad no no no no no no i can't
00:15:32hang on
00:15:35who's the father
00:15:38is it don marcella levine
00:15:41boy did we hit the jackpot with you
00:15:43i swear i don't know who that is stop lying
00:15:45let her go
00:16:02close your eyes for this
00:16:05wait wait don't shoot
00:16:09don levine we were gonna bring it back to you i swear
00:16:14it's safe safe and sound
00:16:18he's lying
00:16:23i know
00:16:33this trash out of here thank you
00:16:36no no no no no no please wait
00:16:47you're gonna watch a lot of people die now especially now that you're pregnant with the
00:16:51heir to the mafia empire
00:16:52uh just take me to the hospital guys get the car ready we're taking her to the safe house
00:17:00what no no no come on come on let's go
00:17:02where am
00:17:12where am i
00:17:12these other
00:17:15these are my clothes
00:17:28hello
00:17:28help
00:17:30let me out please let me out
00:17:31looks like you got your strength back
00:17:34you think my DNA inside of you let me out now you almost lost my baby baby still alive our
00:17:52baby's fine the doctors barely saved you both are you ready to listen now you can't handle
00:18:04you weren't following you you were following me yeah you're welcome no you think that you can
00:18:09just keep me hostage just because I'm having your baby and I'm supposed to say thank you
00:18:22you're not afraid of me how unique
00:18:28so I'll just have to train you to obey me then
00:18:31stop playing games asshole you're about to spend the next nine months here raising my air
00:18:55don't make things difficult for yourself
00:19:01me changed the darkness in you no one serves me like you you asked me to slay you to burn you to
00:19:13haunt you so you'll see so do you see me now
00:19:19why did you you got documents to sign get changed
00:19:25he's close fit now but a few months
00:19:32get out
00:19:39I'll have an entire custom wardrobe made for you during your pregnancy
00:19:43back off I don't care if you know the Versace's
00:19:45my baby's inside of you that means I get to look at you touch you and do whatever I want to you
00:20:01plus my tail only speaks Italian you really want to walk around my men and only a robe
00:20:08fine but only because I need your clothes not because I don't think that you're a prick
00:20:14go ahead
00:20:15I want my woman's clothes to look perfect
00:20:31for a man who kills people he's so gentle
00:20:41done you can change now
00:20:48aren't you going to leave
00:20:51I'm enjoying the view
00:20:53whatever I'm too tired for this
00:20:57I don't think that that's his gun pressing into me
00:21:21come down when you're done
00:21:25stop telling me what to do
00:21:33$8,000
00:21:41permission to speak my mind sir
00:21:47can we really trust an outsider to the mafia
00:21:52not to give up the baby to our enemies for a check
00:21:55a baby with the real mafia heiress could create a strong alliance with one of the major families
00:22:01what are you suggesting I do Antoine
00:22:04kill my unborn child
00:22:07stop listening to your heart
00:22:09it's the smart thing to do
00:22:11plus a girl like that
00:22:13she can't handle the
00:22:14say those words again
00:22:19and I'll rip your fucking tongue out
00:22:21yes boss
00:22:26she isn't a nobody
00:22:28I've chosen her
00:22:30if anyone has a problem with that
00:22:35they can go through me
00:22:37they can go through me
00:22:38there's a problem with what?
00:22:39there's a problem with what?
00:22:40answer me
00:22:44it's none of your business darling
00:22:51last time I checked I had your business growing inside of me
00:23:12no more hiding things
00:23:14fine
00:23:15if you insist
00:23:17to take a blood oath
00:23:27you're not cutting me with that
00:23:29we can discuss that after your pregnancy
00:23:33but you do have to marry me in a ceremony to show the other bosses
00:23:44it's fine
00:23:48just because I'm pregnant with your baby
00:23:49doesn't mean that you can force me into marrying you
00:23:51I won't be a part of a family of murderers
00:23:54it's a little too late for that don't you think?
00:23:57besides
00:23:58you'd be stupid not to sign with how much money I'm offering you
00:24:01following the birth of a living heir
00:24:04Mrs. Peters would be provided with paid living expenses
00:24:07of up to 2.3 million a year
00:24:10for full custody of her child
00:24:12what?
00:24:16what am I?
00:24:17some kind of barn animal that you could just keep locked up
00:24:20while I squeeze out babies for you?
00:24:23my 10 acre Spanish villa is hardly a barn
00:24:27and all of this
00:24:28could be yours
00:24:30once I
00:24:32take care of a few
00:24:34problems standing in my way
00:24:37I'll build an empire
00:24:39and you'll be my queen
00:24:41screw that
00:24:42I don't want my child
00:24:44to grow up with murderers
00:24:47you're right
00:24:49you are dealing with murderers
00:24:52and the only option you have
00:24:54is to trust
00:24:55the only person who has a reason to keep you alive
00:24:59if my enemies found out that you were in mafia
00:25:02they would go after everything
00:25:05and everyone that you love
00:25:07do you really want to see your mommy and daddy
00:25:09jumped into tiny little pieces?
00:25:12no!
00:25:14then do it for them
00:25:17do it for your child
00:25:20and as for your
00:25:22opinions
00:25:24we can work on that
00:25:27we might do illegal things
00:25:30but we're not evil
00:25:31we're not evil
00:25:37dangerous
00:25:39yes
00:25:41so you'll have to learn how to use your gift
00:25:45never
00:26:02point that in me
00:26:04a gun? I don't want a gun!
00:26:06I don't care what you want
00:26:08the mother of my child is going to be able to protect herself
00:26:11I...
00:26:13I'm a student
00:26:14I...
00:26:15I don't know how
00:26:16I've never shot a gun before
00:26:18I'll teach you
00:26:20you don't become a mafia boss
00:26:21without learning how to be the best knife ever
00:26:26yeah
00:26:28good
00:26:29relax
00:26:30good
00:26:31breathe, square your shoulders
00:26:34hey
00:26:35intense
00:26:37breathe
00:26:38there we go
00:26:39good
00:26:40good
00:26:41ready?
00:26:42now shoot
00:26:43shoot
00:26:51I did that!
00:27:07I told you
00:27:09I intend on keeping you
00:27:11and our child safe with everything in my power
00:27:16have the contract signed this evening you to Antoine
00:27:19wait, I still need a minute to think about this
00:27:23you can think about it while you're moving into the mansion
00:27:30wait, how did you guys get my stuff?
00:27:32your boss is an asshole
00:27:34your boss is an asshole
00:27:37whether I like it or not
00:27:39I have to accept that your father is in the mafia
00:27:42you told me that you didn't want kids
00:27:45he probably just didn't want to have them with you
00:27:48who want your dorky ass jeans
00:27:50I'll give Don Levine a chance
00:28:02but only because
00:28:05you deserve a father
00:28:08even if he's a ruthless criminal
00:28:09Mr. Levine
00:28:25Mr. Levine
00:28:26I'll agree to sign your contract
00:28:38it's quick for someone so stubborn
00:28:41but I'm not surprised
00:28:43you're not?
00:28:44no
00:28:45Levines always get what they want
00:28:46on one condition
00:28:51I want something too
00:28:53you don't make the orders?
00:28:55I'm not going to sit around all day like the world's comfiest prisoner
00:28:58if I'm going to be having your baby
00:28:59then I get to leave whenever I'd like
00:29:01you can go wherever you like
00:29:03great!
00:29:04I plan on finishing my degree
00:29:06as long as my security is by yourself
00:29:09what? security? at school?
00:29:12I'm already going to be pregnant
00:29:13I don't need more attention being drawn to me
00:29:15from a bodyguard
00:29:17then I'll go undercover with you
00:29:22you wouldn't
00:29:24you don't make the rules better
00:29:26so if you really want that degree so badly
00:29:29then I'm coming with you
00:29:43yes
00:29:46Don Levine
00:29:54I don't mind staying in a dorm you know
00:29:57well does a dorm room have heated floors?
00:30:00a sauna?
00:30:01a masseuse at your call?
00:30:03point taken
00:30:05that should be all of it
00:30:07if you need anything
00:30:08let Antoine know
00:30:09oh and
00:30:12and
00:30:14if word got out that you're
00:30:16not from a mafia family yourself
00:30:18the rest of the family wouldn't accept our heirs legitimate
00:30:21it is vital that you keep your pregnancy a secret
00:30:26especially from Anita
00:30:28I can try, who's Anita?
00:30:29no no no no no no
00:30:31you must, okay?
00:30:32and
00:30:34she's my head of housekeeping
00:30:35she has a soft spot for my ex Lydia
00:30:38the Costello family's daughter
00:30:40and uh
00:30:41she wants me to take her back after she cheated on me
00:30:43obviously
00:30:45that's not going to happen
00:30:48great
00:30:50here she comes
00:30:56I need a mafia 101
00:30:58Anita
00:31:00buongiorno
00:31:02senor
00:31:06I see you have a guest
00:31:08will she be staying long?
00:31:11Anita
00:31:13this is my fiancee Vanessa
00:31:15please make sure she's comfortable
00:31:17fiancee?
00:31:19but you've never brought her around
00:31:21are you questioning me?
00:31:23no senore
00:31:27hi, I'm Vanessa Peters
00:31:28peters
00:31:29peters?
00:31:33i've never heard of a peters family in the mafia
00:31:36uh it's
00:31:37it's not
00:31:39then why would the boss bring a non-mafia like you home?
00:31:45what's going on here?
00:31:51uh peters it's a fake name
00:31:54i had to change my identity
00:31:55my family is under investigation
00:31:57and which family would that be?
00:32:00i can't tell you that
00:32:01i'll just be going now
00:32:02i can take my own things
00:32:04a true mafia heiress
00:32:06would never dream of picking up her own bags
00:32:09right! i knew that
00:32:11which is why you should hurry up and get someone else to do it
00:32:14so i don't have to
00:32:16i know a lying skank when i see one
00:32:18she must have fooled Don Levine somehow
00:32:21and now she's after the family's fortune
00:32:23i'll expose this gold digging whore if it's the last thing i do
00:32:28not so fast miss peters
00:32:35Anton has informed me that you will be accompanying Don Levine to each of the major houses
00:32:42then you will need to be briefed on each of the most powerful Don's
00:32:45so Don Levine is running for mafia president?
00:32:51i'm sure he could explain it to me
00:32:53please
00:32:55he's too busy to babysit you
00:32:58this will be a perfect opportunity for me to test
00:33:02refresh your table etiquette as an heiress
00:33:07crap! where is Marcelo? i'm going to give everything away
00:33:10after you madam
00:33:12the Levine clan is one of the oldest families dating back to the 19th century
00:33:25for such an old family to have survived this long
00:33:29the Levines have had to be ruthless cold-blooded killers
00:33:33loyalty is one of the most important things to this family
00:33:39look if this is about me snitching i won't go to the police
00:33:44i'll keep my loyalty to Don Levine i promise
00:33:49i don't believe you
00:33:51leave you
00:34:00what's that?
00:34:02in exchange for Don Levine's protection you must swear yourself into this family
00:34:07because you're an outsider you must consume his blood
00:34:12you're crazy
00:34:14it's a 200 year old tradition and you will follow it
00:34:18if word got out that you're not from a mafia family yourself
00:34:22the rest of the family wouldn't accept our heirs legitimate
00:34:25it is vital that you keep your pregnancy a secret
00:34:28especially from Anita
00:34:32what do i tell this crazy woman without revealing i'm pregnant?
00:34:34well
00:34:36what do i tell this crazy woman without revealing i'm pregnant?
00:34:42well
00:34:55i'm sorry i'm not in the mood
00:34:58a true mafia heiress would understand the importance of a blood ritual
00:35:02unless of course you're an impostor after the Don's money
00:35:08i'm not after his money
00:35:10then you think you're too good to drink the Don's blood
00:35:16drink it you ungrateful bitch
00:35:21please no
00:35:23please
00:35:24no
00:35:27did you not hear my fiancee?
00:35:38i'm sorry Don Levine
00:35:40i was just trying to make sure she was a real
00:35:43real what?
00:35:47real heiress?
00:35:49are you saying i'm too stupid to know who i'm marrying?
00:35:51no Don
00:35:54i'm terribly sorry
00:35:55no don't apologize to me
00:35:58apologize to the lady of this home
00:36:00but Don
00:36:02there's something not right about her
00:36:06fucker i gave you a chance
00:36:08no
00:36:10Marcel that's enough
00:36:12no no no no don't be sorry for her okay
00:36:14i'm going to kill her not you
00:36:16besides she deserves it for questioning me
00:36:18i mean it
00:36:21i mean it
00:36:23she's just trying to protect the Levine family
00:36:35forgive me i should have never doubted you madam
00:36:38get up
00:36:41just make sure that my room is ready by the time i get back from class
00:36:49she's kind and fair
00:36:54she'll make a good queen
00:36:56and an even better mother
00:36:58wait hold on
00:37:00class? after the day you've had?
00:37:02unfortunately my professors aren't going to care that my mafia's housekeeper almost killed my unborn child
00:37:09well here
00:37:11treat yourself
00:37:13as an apology
00:37:29demon side of me
00:37:31i don't feel so alone anymore
00:37:32shit
00:37:33i can't let them see me paying for my classes with Don Levine's credit card
00:37:46look who came crawling back to campus
00:37:47look who came crawling back to campus
00:37:59i just string for classes?
00:38:12yes 18 credits
00:38:14alright that's a full semester
00:38:17how will you be paying?
00:38:19uh credit card please
00:38:20whatchu got there?
00:38:21hey!
00:38:22you know they don't accept hooking as a way of paying around here right?
00:38:25the Levine family
00:38:27the Levines?
00:38:29the ones that run organized crime in this city
00:38:32why how'd you steal this?
00:38:34it was given to me
00:38:37by who?
00:38:39a thug you sucked off in exchange for tuition?
00:38:42classic Vanessa
00:38:44i am so glad that i stopped hitting that
00:38:48trashy fucking freak
00:38:50feelings mutual assholes
00:38:53now give me back my credit card
00:38:54i guess you do have to care about classes when
00:38:56you're not the type of girl a guy would want to marry
00:39:12show her sharpie ring is
00:39:14babe
00:39:16good idea
00:39:18maybe she'll see the fuck off campus after i show her this lesson
00:39:25that's what a real diamond feels like
00:39:28now you know
00:39:33who the hell do you think you are pushing my fiance around?
00:39:37now i don't mind to hit girls but an ugly fucking troll like you
00:39:40fair game
00:39:45babe
00:39:47any last words?
00:39:52please go
00:39:57actually you know what?
00:39:59i would enjoy this some more huh?
00:40:07you're a Levine
00:40:08oh
00:40:11fuck
00:40:13i'm not a Levine
00:40:15i'm the Don Levine
00:40:17and you both just put your hands on my fucking fiance
00:40:20we don't even know who your fiance is
00:40:23right here idiots
00:40:26you're sleeping with a gangster?
00:40:28Mr. Levine
00:40:29there has to be some mistake
00:40:31she's his psycho ex
00:40:34psycho huh?
00:40:35i'll show you psycho
00:40:37oh
00:40:38please stop
00:40:40oh there's been some kind of mission
00:40:42no she is she's my ex
00:40:43i would
00:40:45a man so refined
00:40:47connected if you pick something like her
00:40:49if she got pregnant she wouldn't even know who the father is
00:40:59all right fun's over i'm tired of you lowlifes insulting my future life
00:41:02she was trying my kid just a few days ago
00:41:03yeah i upgraded marcus
00:41:05turns out i found a real man
00:41:07not some loser with limp dick syndrome
00:41:08oh shut the fuck up
00:41:09you shut the fuck up
00:41:10you shut the fuck up
00:41:12they're not worth the trouble marcello
00:41:13football player huh
00:41:22what?
00:41:24let me guess your slutty little cheerleader
00:41:27classic
00:41:29what and i bet you two dream of going to the nfl one day too huh?
00:41:32at least we are who we say we are
00:41:35come on marcus
00:41:37there's no reason you haven't got its got my asshole
00:41:39at least we are who we say we are
00:41:40are come on marcus there's no way he's really mafia it's just this bitch vanessa thinking we're
00:41:47stupid enough to believe the city's richest man would even look at her i don't dream of going to
00:41:53the nfl i am going to the nfl i'm taking my beautiful fiance with me so you two losers
00:42:01you can enjoy pretend to be rich i'm actually gonna go make millions i'm not a real levain huh
00:42:10you put me on the phone with the dean seriously give it up it's over stop wasting everyone's
00:42:25time with your d-list acting oh yes mr levine the dean will be with you immediately
00:42:32he's been meaning to thank you for your generous donation hello dean mr levine's in your office
00:42:40what donation i you can't be serious vanessa call him off relax there's no way a real mafia boss would
00:42:48choose her listen why didn't you let us know that you'd be on campus today i would have given you
00:42:55the tour myself no need but can you please explain to me why your star quarterback and cheer captain
00:43:03assaulted my fiancee they what um that's not call him off we're we're sorry we can talk about this
00:43:15please well you're not gonna do anything about it i guess i'll sue the campus or i mean i'll revoke my
00:43:2310 million dollar donation why not both did you two idiots know who you just messed with we were just
00:43:30messing around things got out of hand sir vanessa we're sorry please call them off i'm i'm i'm sorry for
00:43:40you leave the don's fiancee alone you clown you're both a spin you you're off the cheer squad and you
00:43:50my star quarterback you're bench expelled i want him expelled uh yeah of course i'll find a new
00:43:58quarterback anything for you don levine thank you for your continued support of our school
00:44:03if i'm sure i'd be kissing the crowd the daughter and his fiancee walk on
00:44:11it's my senior year i'm getting my play time you know what i don't need this
00:44:18shit you don't run the fucking nfl buddy i'm already drafted so that means every sunday i'm
00:44:24gonna be on the tv playing for the motherfucking la rams you goddamn piece of
00:44:28shit coach alvin hello yeah this is don levine
00:44:44stop actually i am a bit disappointed your new draft pick marcus
00:44:50he assaulted my fiancee unfortunately i can no longer support the team financially
00:44:55don levine i'll revoke that assholes off of myself wait wait coach alvin i i can explain i
00:45:05you asshole well i'm not the one who started it but i'm gonna be the one who finishes it you guys
00:45:11can remember that when all you're doing at football games is selling hot dogs and filling
00:45:15water bottles no please vanessa stop him we'll do anything you both had no problem ruining my
00:45:24life and forcing me to start over now you get a taste of your own medicine you bitch
00:45:32say another word and i'll kill you both go get the out of here
00:45:39that was amazing how do you know the coach of the la rams i'm sorry i had you call in that huge favor
00:45:53baby i own the rams and the giants and i'm working on the niners and it's my job now to keep you safe
00:46:00and i will destroy anyone who tries to hurt you let's go
00:46:12whoa whoa whoa what are you doing i'm walking you to class okay i'm here but you can't go in there
00:46:19dress like that like what like a criminal now leave i don't think you should tell a criminal what to do
00:46:32if that's our professor i do things to him for extra credit
00:46:59did you see the veins in his arms i'd totally hit that even if he failed me you mean grandpa back
00:47:04there he's not that hot grandpa's buffer than you those abs are so not worth it what uh nothing i
00:47:15didn't say anything sorry hey she looks oddly familiar don't you guys think yeah
00:47:22i i swear i don't know any of you guys okay just please give me a bath
00:47:31shut up bitch you're hurting me i remember now you're the one who got our quarterback expelled
00:47:37and our squad captain we should have recognized this rat the moment she crawled into our classroom
00:47:43we can't let a rat get away with crushing our class can we please please please no
00:47:49i didn't do anything i swear why don't you give the rat some whiskers that way everyone knows she's a
00:47:55fucking snitch wait wait she sold her eggs right idiot that's right gosh good thing she can't have
00:48:04any more little rat babies you're a kicker right why don't we make sure if i give her a good punt in the
00:48:10stomach no no no please please don't worry i'm not gonna shoot
00:48:29but i am gonna break every fucking limb that touched my fiancee wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:48:41wait wait wait wait wait wait wait who the fuck are you let him go
00:48:46good idea get him out of here
00:48:48thanks for understanding this is all just a huge mistake man i i had no idea that was your chick
00:49:05get him the out of here make sure your break is kicking like wait wait no no please i'll pay you
00:49:12you the team needs me you'll pay me huh i don't shoot fucking football teams i couldn't buy you
00:49:22you know what break his other leg i feel insulted
00:49:26wait no stop please no no
00:49:31please don't hurt us we we didn't know please please don't shoot us
00:49:35what did you call my fiancee again that's right a rat yeah
00:49:40please please call him off come on please get on your knees what get on your fucking knees
00:49:54you two are going to spend the rest of the year crawling around campus like rats
00:50:00and if you see either one of them stand up once
00:50:03there will be a bullet for you and the other one for you now get the
00:50:11out of my face before i change my mind
00:50:20stop giving a about people who hurt you you're in the mafia now we don't forgive
00:50:34let's go no not yet
00:50:40listen up no more warnings i don't think i have to tell any of you who the levines are
00:50:47and if any of you even so much as inconvenience my fiancee i'll kill you
00:50:54i don't know if your family wants to got it got it great
00:51:08oh my god
00:51:20i got to say
00:51:22I gotta say, it's kind of unfair how easy my mafia fiancé makes college.
00:51:39You deserve as much help as you can get.
00:51:41I know, but it's beginning to be a bit much.
00:51:43We're getting a lot of looks, and please just send them home, Marcelo.
00:51:49Vanessa, no.
00:51:50No, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
00:51:53I'm not leaving you.
00:51:55End of discussion.
00:51:57Okay, fine.
00:51:58I'll finish my first year online, but you owe me.
00:52:02Deal.
00:52:11Damn it!
00:52:16I thought someone was getting killed in here.
00:52:18It's just my grades, now that I can't attend lecture.
00:52:25Let me see.
00:52:3147.
00:52:35What?
00:52:36That's right.
00:52:36How did you...
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38Well, I had four live-in tutors growing up in Italy.
00:52:42What?
00:52:42You think I'm stupid because I kill people?
00:52:45That's a stereotype.
00:52:48Okay, fine.
00:52:50Let's see.
00:52:52What renaissance painter used perspective?
00:52:54That's a hard question, huh?
00:52:57No wonder you Americans are so boring to talk to.
00:52:59Filippo Brunelleschi.
00:53:02What the hell?
00:53:03How did you know that?
00:53:08Lucky you.
00:53:12Your baby is going to be good-looking.
00:53:16And smart.
00:53:17I can tutor you if you want.
00:53:22That is for a...
00:53:26favor and return.
00:53:28What do you want?
00:53:53Don, permission to take Miss Peters to the bath?
00:53:56Fine.
00:53:58Prepare the special room for her.
00:54:00But, Don, that's your bathroom.
00:54:03I know that.
00:54:05And make sure it's perfect.
00:54:07The special room?
00:54:15Oh, this is Marcello's personal bathroom?
00:54:22I'll be back with your salts.
00:54:24Get in.
00:54:26Get in.
00:54:26Get in.
00:54:26Get in.
00:54:54Anita, is that you?
00:54:59What kind of salts are you getting?
00:55:06I don't think Anita has abs like these.
00:55:08What the hell are you doing here?
00:55:10I mean, it is my bathtub.
00:55:12I can leave if you want.
00:55:13Oh, my God, his abs.
00:55:20No, no, that's okay.
00:55:23It's not like you can see anything with the bubbles.
00:55:25Anyways.
00:55:25Oh, I didn't know you would be joining her, sir.
00:55:50Leave the salts, Anita, and give us some privacy.
00:55:52Are you sure you don't need...
00:55:54Go, Anita.
00:55:58Well, then, I'll be right by the door in case you need anything.
00:56:02There's no way that Dawn truly cares about this skink.
00:56:16Right by the door, that's kind of creepy.
00:56:18Yeah.
00:56:19Well, she is spying on us.
00:56:21She's not convinced you're my fiancé.
00:56:24What do we do?
00:56:25Out of my league.
00:56:31We're going to give her a show.
00:56:34What kind of show?
00:56:36Oh, my God.
00:56:42Oh, fuck.
00:56:45Yes, yes!
00:56:46Yes!
00:56:47Oh, yes!
00:56:49Oh, yes!
00:56:50Oh, yes!
00:56:51Oh, yes!
00:56:52So, do you think we're in the clear?
00:56:56Yeah, I think she's gone now.
00:57:01Hey, that's not fair!
00:57:04I'm in the mafia.
00:57:05I never play fear.
00:57:09Here.
00:57:10Give me this.
00:57:11This is for the mother of my child.
00:57:22I can't believe I have a mafia boss giving me a massage right now.
00:57:31Well, not those.
00:57:33Those are the only clothes that I've brought.
00:57:35Oh, my God, oh, my God, don't look at me!
00:57:51Stop.
00:57:53I'm enjoying the view.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:56I'll leave there.
00:58:11Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:58:13Soon I'm going to look like a bloated whale.
00:58:15you feel how much I like you I do and that's never gonna change okay so please never say
00:58:41those things about yourself okay say you understand me I understand I'll leave your bathroom no
00:58:50I'm not finished with you
00:58:54oh I'm so sorry
00:59:09oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I think we convinced her I am I have a lot of homework
00:59:21to do so how am I supposed to concentrate after seeing that
00:59:36looks like you're hungry too let's go see if your dad wants to join us for dinner
01:00:02where do you think you're going I'm going to go see if Marcella wants dinner the dawn is in a meeting
01:00:13if he's busy just give me the keys and I'll go get dinner myself do you think I'm stupid little girl
01:00:20the dawn would gut me alive if I let you run off go park your greedy ass back on the bed and wait for
01:00:27your master to be done with business the baby I need to feed myself now
01:00:35get back here you little brat
01:00:41um I'm I'm I'm sorry
01:01:03who let you into my office she burst in here dawn I told her you were busy but she didn't listen
01:01:30do you think what I do is a joke Miss Peters huh then what the fuck was so important that you had to
01:01:39interrupt nothing I swear tell me she was hungry
01:01:44dinner and what exactly were you wanting to eat
01:01:52I'm dying to know what was so important that you had to interrupt my mafia meeting
01:01:58the dawn is speaking to you
01:02:02a burrito I was just craving it I'm sorry for interrupting it won't happen again
01:02:08come here
01:02:13what no I said that I was sorry
01:02:22stay still
01:02:24oh you really pissed off the dawn now
01:02:31bitch I wish I could see how he punishes you for embarrassing him
01:02:37you'll never disrespect the rules of this house again
01:02:39no please help me
01:02:42no no
01:02:48no
01:02:51Anita get my jet ready
01:02:54uh your jet done uh do you have a business meeting
01:02:58my fiance is hungry I'm gonna take her to dinner
01:03:01but she disrespected you dinner
01:03:04and to think I was gonna let you tag along before you started being such a bitch
01:03:10now hurry the fuck up
01:03:13where are you taking me
01:03:26I promise I won't disrespect you again just please don't kill me
01:03:29don't force me to gag you
01:03:36unless you like the taste of your own panties
01:03:39help family
01:03:50a drink for you
01:03:59I'm on a plane
01:04:01she's uh
01:04:04too tired for alcohol
01:04:06have the chef whip up a snack
01:04:08something light
01:04:10I still uh
01:04:16have to take you to dinner later
01:04:18wow I love these clothes
01:04:27what's wrong
01:04:37nothing I'm just shocked
01:04:41I can't believe that this is real that you actually took me to Mexico
01:04:54I don't even have my passport
01:04:55I'm too rich to be ID'd by the government's British
01:04:57besides
01:04:59you said you wanted a burrito
01:05:00let's do this
01:05:04I don't know what to say Don Levine
01:05:18I like when you call me Marcello
01:05:26eat
01:05:28my child's probably starving
01:05:30I just
01:05:36I'm not used to this
01:05:38no one's ever done anything like this for me before
01:05:41I'll get used to it
01:05:44I can't have everyone thinking I'm a stingy ass
01:05:47something wrong with your food?
01:06:03I'll kill the chef
01:06:04no
01:06:06you should have seen the look on your face
01:06:14that's not funny
01:06:17it's
01:06:18it really is
01:06:19delicious
01:06:19I
01:06:20I'm just so stunned
01:06:22I
01:06:23I feel like I'm dreaming
01:06:25well
01:06:27since you like it so much
01:06:30I've got a few more things planned
01:06:33if you want
01:06:35more
01:06:37more
01:06:37more
01:06:39more
01:06:40more
01:06:41more
01:06:42more
01:06:44more
01:06:52more
01:06:54more
01:07:04more
01:07:05more
01:07:05more
01:07:05This is insane. Out of all the people to randomly get pregnant by, I get pregnant by the most
01:07:25powerful Mafia man in the world. And you're kind of amazing. In an insane way.
01:07:33We did kind of hit the lottery, didn't we? We?
01:07:47I want you back home. Shhh. I'm putting you to bed right now.
01:08:03Shhh.
01:08:05Shhh.
01:08:07Shhh.
01:08:09Shhh.
01:08:11Shhh.
01:08:13Shhh.
01:08:15Shhh.
01:08:17Shhh.
01:08:18Shhh.
01:08:19Shhh.
01:08:38What are you?
01:08:39What are you...
01:08:44Why are you in your underwear? Did we do something?
01:08:48Trust me, if you and I did something, you'd still be feeling it.
01:08:54You could just say no, you perv.
01:08:57Shit, what day is it?
01:09:00I shouldn't have let you take me on an international trip this weekend. I'm screwed for the exam tomorrow.
01:09:10Well, I did kind of kidnap you. But I could help. I mean, you were dating the world's smartest murderer, you know?
01:09:19Are you serious? You know how mafia shit to do?
01:09:22Get dressed. Meet me in my office.
01:09:30There you are. I...
01:09:43You speak when I say you can speak.
01:09:46Uh... okay.
01:09:57You won't be sitting for this lesson.
01:10:00Where?
01:10:09What are you...
01:10:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:13You just broke the first rule of no talking.
01:10:17I'm supposed to learn with him toying with me like this?
01:10:21For every answer you get wrong, you either lose a piece of clothing or I spank you.
01:10:27My choice. Understood?
01:10:31Yes.
01:10:36Name a feature of a baroque architecture.
01:10:39Uh... domes?
01:10:42Wrong.
01:10:45Curves.
01:10:46Like these.
01:10:47You need to start paying better attention in class, Miss Peters.
01:10:56What century was Gothic?
01:10:59The 14th century.
01:11:01Wrong.
01:11:0313th.
01:11:11Tom Levine, what are you...
01:11:13You need to start getting answers right.
01:11:15And I won't have to punish you.
01:11:16Uh...
01:11:18Okay.
01:11:20Name a neoclassical building.
01:11:23Uh... the... the temple?
01:11:28The temple of what?
01:11:29The... the...
01:11:43How's it count?
01:11:48Don't stop.
01:11:49Are you sure you're going to handle this?
01:12:11That's it.
01:12:13You've stayed here long enough.
01:12:15It's time for you to leave.
01:12:17Dawn doesn't realize you're just a skank,
01:12:21so I'll take the garbage out for him.
01:12:25I assume you're calling with news on my ex-boyfriend?
01:12:28Miss Costello, you have to come back.
01:12:32A street whore has moved in,
01:12:35and she's taking advantage of Dawn Bain.
01:12:38I suspect she's not even mafia.
01:12:42You've got yourself a little non-mafia girlfriend, huh, Marcelo?
01:12:47She'll be easy to get rid of.
01:12:51And then maybe the Dawn will take you back.
01:12:53I don't understand why I could get Marcelo to forgive me for one little affair.
01:12:59Tell Dawn Angelo to go make Marcelo a visit.
01:13:13I want to know who his new little plaything is.
01:13:17So, was tutoring an excuse to do all of that?
01:13:31Well, believe it or not, I was actually trying to help.
01:13:35Stick to being mafia, you suck at tutoring.
01:13:39Yeah.
01:13:41I know, I just...
01:13:45Can't stop myself.
01:13:51I'm kissing my student.
01:13:53Well, this student actually has studying to do, but...
01:13:59I like that.
01:14:03Wait.
01:14:07I meant to give this to you earlier, but you got a little bit distracted.
01:14:12A coronation?
01:14:14Yeah.
01:14:16I'm going to be sworn in as king of our empire.
01:14:20With you alongside me.
01:14:22You mean...
01:14:24You're going to be the king and I'm going to be the queen of it?
01:14:30Welcome to your new life.
01:14:31Why am I at the Levine asshole's mansion again?
01:14:52You know Don Levine can't be sworn in the next mafia coronation.
01:14:56Unless he has an heir.
01:14:59I'm just like, a big fan of extinction.
01:15:02...it's been an heir.

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