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00:00:17Oh, my God.
00:00:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:01:17But I'm holding the party to introduce you to our friends.
00:01:36I'll be back on Friday.
00:01:38You can have it then.
00:01:39It'll be too late by then.
00:01:41Mardi Gras will be over.
00:01:42Philip, let's not start this again, okay?
00:01:44I really like you a lot, but I think it's a little too early for us to stop dating other
00:01:49people.
00:01:50Too early for you, maybe.
00:01:53You know, I haven't even looked at another girl since we met.
00:01:57I haven't.
00:01:59Look, I wasn't born yesterday.
00:02:01And you, my dear, are a natural-born lady killer if I ever met one.
00:02:05So don't lay down one set of rules for me while you follow another.
00:02:09I'm not a hypocrite, Emmanuel.
00:02:12I only hope I get the chance to prove it to you.
00:02:14Having trouble?
00:02:40Trouble.
00:02:46Yes, I am having trouble.
00:02:48I'd call for help, but I don't have the phone in my car.
00:02:54I'll tell you what.
00:02:55I'll give you a ride just into the next town.
00:02:57Okay?
00:02:58Do you mean you'll let me in your transport?
00:03:02Yes.
00:03:04Hop in.
00:03:04My name is Emmanuel.
00:03:18I am called Haffron.
00:03:20Haffron?
00:03:21That's an unusual name.
00:03:23Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
00:03:25A long ways from here.
00:03:27Well, I assume that.
00:03:30You have an unusual accent.
00:03:31Another transport is headed towards us.
00:03:38Why are you laughing?
00:03:41We could have been killed.
00:03:43These transports are so difficult to maneuver.
00:03:46What do you mean by transports?
00:03:48This.
00:03:49It's so primitive.
00:03:52I had trouble keeping my transport on the Black Path.
00:03:55I see.
00:04:07You're not in trouble with the law, are you?
00:04:09The being inside that transport was very hostile.
00:04:13He caused me to stop and asked me if I was drinking.
00:04:17He then tried to force me out of the transport,
00:04:20and I knocked him to the ground and kept going.
00:04:23Oh, my God, you shouldn't have done that.
00:04:25He'll think you're resisting arrest.
00:04:27Resisting arrest?
00:04:29Yes.
00:04:30And that's bad?
00:04:33Well, it certainly isn't advisable.
00:04:35That is a very pleasant sound.
00:04:51Is there a word for it?
00:04:52Uh, yes.
00:04:54I believe it's called music.
00:04:58Ah, music.
00:05:00Don't you need to make a phone call about your car?
00:05:08Oh, that.
00:05:09I do not want anything more to do with that.
00:05:12I had trouble keeping mine on...
00:05:14The Black Path.
00:05:16Yes, I know.
00:05:17Hi.
00:05:17Hi.
00:05:18Can I get you folks today?
00:05:19Um, coffee and a glass of water, please.
00:05:23Um, have fun.
00:05:24Would you like something?
00:05:28Water.
00:05:30Yes, I think I need some water.
00:05:34Okay.
00:05:39I think if it's more than water you want,
00:05:41she could take care of that for you.
00:05:46She was coming on to you.
00:05:47Coming on?
00:05:49Oh, don't tell me you don't know what that means.
00:05:54She wants to have sex with you.
00:06:02Hi, Fran.
00:06:06Here, I'll get you.
00:06:08Excuse me, ma'am.
00:06:09That young man you're with, is he a friend of yours?
00:06:11Uh, actually, I met him on the highway.
00:06:15His car was broken down.
00:06:16It's not his car.
00:06:19I pulled him over on a suspected DUI,
00:06:21ran the plates after he took off on me.
00:06:24It's stolen.
00:06:28You are looking for the young one?
00:06:30Yes.
00:06:31He just left, through the opening, in there.
00:06:36Pardon me.
00:06:42He took off.
00:06:43I saw he's a crook.
00:06:49Too bad.
00:06:50He was gorgeous.
00:06:51Yeah, he certainly was.
00:06:53Look, I've lost my appetite.
00:06:55Thanks, anyway.
00:06:56No problem, honey.
00:07:02Would it be possible to get a ride?
00:07:05I'm not going far.
00:07:08Just a few miles beyond.
00:07:12Okay.
00:07:14Come on.
00:07:14I wonder if he got away.
00:07:32Got away?
00:07:33My friend in the diner.
00:07:35Turns out he'd stolen a car.
00:07:38What does this mean, stole?
00:07:41Took something that doesn't belong to him?
00:07:42That's not right.
00:07:45Ah.
00:07:46Thank you for telling me.
00:07:48I won't do it again.
00:07:49Would you mind telling me what's going on here?
00:07:51You sound exactly like Haffron.
00:07:53I am Haffron.
00:07:55It's true.
00:07:57We rode together for an hour.
00:07:59I have known many of your kind since I came here.
00:08:02But you.
00:08:05There is something very different about you.
00:08:09You seem very courageous.
00:08:13Stop the car.
00:08:15I'd like to show you something.
00:08:19Please.
00:08:21Until now, you've shown no fear at all.
00:08:24Give me your hand.
00:08:43Hold tight to me.
00:08:45Whatever you do,
00:08:46don't release my grip.
00:08:48Emmanuel.
00:08:56Emmanuel.
00:08:57I was afraid the travel would affect you this way.
00:09:01Transportation is complete.
00:09:03Maintaining orbit at 7.3 clings above surface.
00:09:09Where am I?
00:09:10You are on our transport.
00:09:14Don't you recall meeting me?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:18On the road after I left New Orleans.
00:09:21Full ship's company present and accounted for.
00:09:25What am I wearing?
00:09:28You are in the uniform of our ship.
00:09:29How did I...
00:09:31Never mind.
00:09:33I don't want to know.
00:09:35I was the first of our group to walk on your planet.
00:09:38Although not in this particular form.
00:09:41Perhaps I could help if I took the form in which we first met.
00:09:45We have long ago unlocked the secrets of transmutation so that wherever we are, we can assume the shape of the dominant species.
00:09:58Any species actually, but the dominant one is naturally the one of interest.
00:10:02We are scientists here to collect data.
00:10:05Your world is so different from any of the others we have visited.
00:10:08With your war and social destructions that exist, we believe this may be the result of your methods of reproduction.
00:10:18By taking your form, we experience your needs as you do.
00:10:23We have all of your instincts, but we are at a loss to understand them.
00:10:26That is why I came, in hopes of finding one of your kind that might help us understand.
00:10:33I believe I have found what I am looking for.
00:10:36I think I'm gonna faint.
00:10:37Theo, your toast is ready.
00:10:40Theo, your toast is ready.
00:10:41The, this wasn't a dream after all.
00:10:56A dream?
00:10:57A dream?
00:11:04Yes, you, you sleep to recharge yourself.
00:11:07And, while you sleep, pictures come to mind.
00:11:12Yes.
00:11:13That is exactly the type of translation we have been looking for.
00:11:17Where we come from, these things don't exist.
00:11:21And other things, too.
00:11:24For instance, we have noticed that there are two types of beings.
00:11:27One is shaped like myself.
00:11:31And the other is shaped like you.
00:11:35Can you explain why this is?
00:11:39Well, I, do you remember when I mentioned sex?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Well, that's what I was talking about.
00:11:49The, the difference between you and me.
00:11:51It's the way we procreate and show affection for one another.
00:11:56What?
00:11:58This.
00:12:02This is affection.
00:12:03Yes.
00:12:06Yes, I, I felt this for you earlier.
00:12:12Captain Haffron, your internal liquid's pressure is rising.
00:12:22Captain Haffron, your internal pressure is rising precipitously.
00:12:26All crew, don T.E. monitors now.
00:12:34All crew, don T.E. monitors now.
00:12:46Internal pressure is still rising.
00:12:48Galvanic response of 13%.
00:13:10Galvanic response of 13%.
00:13:13Ah.
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00:13:39Tasha, your pressures are up 27%.
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00:14:40Captain, metabolic rates are dangerously high.
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00:15:32Regulated activity has ceased.
00:15:34Cleaning droids to Chamber 6.
00:15:42You say this does not always result in procreation?
00:15:46Not always.
00:15:48You have a completely different system than ours.
00:15:52When we procreate, we merely divide ourselves.
00:15:56I like your way much better.
00:16:00Are all other women exactly the same as you?
00:16:03No. No two are exactly the same.
00:16:06I think I'm going to go back down to your planet and figure out these differences for myself.
00:16:13You can't do that. You can't go demand sex. There are rules you have to follow.
00:16:18Rules?
00:16:20Yes. You know, laws.
00:16:22Oh no. Do you people have laws for everything?
00:16:26Yes. But I have a feeling you're going to master them very quickly.
00:16:32There's some place special I'd like to take you.
00:16:36And there's a very important lesson that I want you to learn.
00:16:46Was it less difficult for you this time?
00:16:48Slightly, yes.
00:16:50Havron, can I change my appearance the way you changed yours?
00:16:54There's someone in here I know.
00:16:56And just this morning we had an argument about seeing other people.
00:17:00You must concentrate on the image you want to be.
00:17:02When you have it firmly in your mind, press this button.
00:17:16All right. I'm your sister, okay? You're my brother.
00:17:20My name's Lisa. You're Harold.
00:17:24But try not to say much, okay? Just watch and listen.
00:17:50She was very hostile.
00:18:04You can't just ask for sex directly.
00:18:08It requires seduction.
00:18:20Seduction?
00:18:22Well, yeah.
00:18:24It means...
00:18:26Okay, see them?
00:18:28He's trying to say something to her to make her laugh or feel comfortable.
00:18:32He's trying to make himself attractive to her.
00:18:34And if he succeeds, then maybe she'll end up having sex with him.
00:18:38And only the men have to do this?
00:18:40Well, no.
00:18:42It's usually easier if a woman seduces the man the other way around.
00:18:46Her.
00:18:47Look, she's trying to seduce you right now. Go ask her to dance.
00:18:50Dance?
00:18:52Yeah. Just move exactly the way they are, okay?
00:19:04The usual, Jack. Thanks.
00:19:26Hey, you got a cigarette?
00:19:28Uh, got a light?
00:19:35Sure.
00:19:44God, New Orleans certainly is a madhouse, isn't it?
00:19:47This is the first time we've been to Mardi Gras, my brother and myself.
00:19:50I don't even know who's throwing this party.
00:19:54Looks like your brother just got lucky.
00:19:56Oh, yeah.
00:20:00So is that why you come here? To get lucky?
00:20:03No.
00:20:04I'm the one who's throwing this party.
00:20:06Oh. You.
00:20:08That's right.
00:20:09And your wife is...
00:20:14I'm not married.
00:20:15But, um, she's out of town right now.
00:20:22Actually, she's usually out of town.
00:20:25We only see each other about once a month.
00:20:28So you must miss her.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31I see.
00:20:34It's just because we had an argument this morning.
00:20:38Really? What'd you argue about?
00:20:40Well...
00:20:42She's a very remarkable woman.
00:20:44Beautiful.
00:20:45Adventurous.
00:20:47You might say she's a real free spirit.
00:20:49Um...
00:20:50I really think that's what starts to threaten me.
00:20:53So I sort of did this jealousy routine.
00:20:56But she said I had no right to be jealous.
00:20:58That I was probably the one that was sleeping around on her.
00:21:02And are you?
00:21:04Emmanuel!
00:21:05Uh...
00:21:06What did he say?
00:21:08Uh...
00:21:09A man in the well.
00:21:11It's...
00:21:12It's a family joke.
00:21:13You wouldn't understand.
00:21:15Uh...
00:21:16Excuse me.
00:21:18Oh...
00:21:19Excuse me for a minute, please.
00:21:20Sorry.
00:21:24What are you doing?
00:21:26I've done it.
00:21:27I have seduced a woman.
00:21:29That quickly?
00:21:30Yes.
00:21:31She said we should leave.
00:21:33She will do anything I want her to.
00:21:35Uh...
00:21:36I...
00:21:37I don't know, Efron.
00:21:38It sounds kind of suspicious today.
00:21:39Listen.
00:21:40I'm gonna get out of here for a while.
00:21:41You wanna come along?
00:21:43I...
00:21:44Well, I thought this was your party.
00:21:45They're all grown ups.
00:21:46They'll be alright.
00:21:47I just need a change of scenery.
00:21:50Well, I've got my brother here, and he's gotten lucky, so...
00:21:55Well, they can both come along.
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:00Why not?
00:22:05Come on, honey.
00:22:06Take me to the bedroom.
00:22:07I'm on the clock.
00:22:08You're on the clock?
00:22:09She's a professional.
00:22:10Yeah, sure looks that way.
00:22:11Mmm...
00:22:12No.
00:22:13He's gotta learn for himself.
00:22:14All right, honey.
00:22:15Let's get going.
00:22:16I need the money first.
00:22:17Money?
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:19You know, like I said at the bar.
00:22:21Uh...
00:22:22Two hundred dollars, and I'll do anything for you.
00:22:25Wow!
00:22:27What's money?
00:22:28himself. All right, honey, let's get going. I need the money first. Money? Yeah, you know, like I said at the
00:22:38bar, $200 and I'll do anything for you. Wow. What's money? I'll tell you what. This one's on the house.
00:22:58So, you were, uh, going to tell me whether you've ever cheated on your girlfriend? No. Never.
00:23:14I had you all wrong.
00:23:21Until now.
00:23:28Unregulated activity has commenced. Don T.E. monitors.
00:23:37The captain is at it again. The captain is at it again.
00:24:00Um, go ahead. You can touch him. Don't be shy.
00:24:11Uh, where'd you come from?
00:24:20Duran?
00:24:27Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:24:30Oh, oh, oh.
00:24:34Oh, honestly.
00:24:44Now you want.
00:24:44Uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:24:47Emanuele metabolic functions rising rapidly.
00:24:56Stand by for more information.
00:25:17Stand by for more information.
00:25:47Stand by for more information.
00:26:17Stand by for more information.
00:26:47Stand by for more information.
00:27:17Stand by for more information.
00:27:19Stand by for more information.
00:27:23Stand by for more information.
00:27:29Thank you for a very pleasant time.
00:27:37Don't mention it.
00:27:38Don't worry about Emanuele.
00:27:48Goodbye, Philip.
00:28:01Don't worry about Emanuele.
00:28:03I have a feeling she's moved on to other things.
00:28:07How did you know her name?
00:28:09Did she send you here?
00:28:10Who are you?
00:28:11But I do not understand if you had such bad feelings for him.
00:28:30Why did you have sex with him?
00:28:32He was impossible to resist, Haffron.
00:28:35Remember, men and women have to trust each other to fall in love.
00:28:41Love?
00:28:42What is love?
00:28:43All in good time, Haffron.
00:28:49All in good time.
00:28:52Theo, your toast is ready.
00:28:55Theo, your toast is ready.
00:28:57I am honored that you've selected me to be your guide, and I'm certainly tempted to take you up on it.
00:29:13But the fact is, I've got a life to attend to, and as much as I'd like to remain here with you, I don't think I can.
00:29:23For example, I've been planning a cruise up the Nile for over a year now, and if I don't return to Earth immediately, I'm going to miss it altogether.
00:29:31We do not ask you that you discontinue your life, Emanuele.
00:29:34We ask only that you let us accompany you.
00:29:37But if you accompany me, you become my life.
00:29:41Is that so bad?
00:29:42No, it's not that bad.
00:29:45It's just, it's a huge responsibility.
00:29:47And the knowledge you're after is very complicated.
00:29:51I think you may be able to find a better teacher than myself.
00:29:54We are satisfied with our choice.
00:29:57We ask only that you take us with you where you go.
00:30:03Transportation chamber is now charged and ready.
00:30:06Transportation chamber is now charged and ready.
00:30:11Okay, then.
00:30:12We're going to Egypt.
00:30:14We're going to Egypt.
00:30:14Good evening.
00:30:16Good evening.
00:30:17Thank you very much.
00:30:36I don't have kicks.
00:31:01It's teeth.
00:31:02My teeth.
00:31:03Charmy.
00:31:05Is he taken?
00:31:07Yes, it is.
00:31:08I don't see nobody.
00:31:11I do.
00:31:12So how was it on tech?
00:31:16Very exciting.
00:31:17There are a great many women on this ship.
00:31:19That's not exactly what I meant.
00:31:21Now you piss the lady off, buddy.
00:31:23You know, the only thing pissing me off is you, so if you don't mind, why don't you just go on?
00:31:35Some people are always trying to ruin a good time.
00:31:51Are you sure you don't want to stop at one of the sides along the way?
00:31:54This area is full of history.
00:31:56We aren't so interested in your history.
00:31:59We are interested more in the way you are now.
00:32:02The way your bodies function.
00:32:05The way you interact.
00:32:07Are you sure my appearance is pleasing?
00:32:11Does it suit me?
00:32:14Yes, it suits you just fine.
00:32:18Appearances mean a great deal in matters of sex, don't they?
00:32:20They matter, but it's not the only criteria.
00:32:24It's the soul of a person that is most important.
00:32:27The soul?
00:32:28Yes.
00:32:30The essence.
00:32:32The life force.
00:32:34The way it's manifested in each person.
00:32:36You see, this is why I'm not sure I should be your guide.
00:32:41I don't know if I can explain things to you so that you can understand them.
00:32:44But I do understand.
00:32:47Your essence is the reason I selected you.
00:32:50Havron, do you think you would recognize me if I looked totally different?
00:32:56Yes, I am certain of it.
00:32:58Wait for me!
00:33:00Okay, then.
00:33:02Let's make a bet.
00:33:03A bet?
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:05A challenge.
00:33:07I'll transform my appearance, and you have to figure out which one of the many women on
00:33:11this ship I am.
00:33:13If by the time we reach Alexandria you can identify me, I'll remain as your guide.
00:33:19And if I cannot?
00:33:22I'll leave.
00:33:25I wish these were not your terms, but because I am certain I will know you, I accept.
00:33:32Good.
00:33:32Where are you going?
00:33:37To arrange for new accommodation.
00:33:40And don't follow me.
00:33:42That's cheating.
00:33:43I will know you right away.
00:33:44I will know you right away.
00:34:02I will have another little thing.
00:34:03I will know you right away.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:07At the nighttime, let's disembark.
00:34:09I mean, I love staying at you, I really do.
00:34:12But you want to get some of the sights over here?
00:34:14Yes.
00:34:15Yes.
00:34:16I want to get some of the sights over here.
00:34:16I want to get some of the sights over here.
00:34:18Let's get some of the sights over here.
00:34:21I haven't even seen it.
00:34:28There it is.
00:34:30Okay.
00:34:30Hey, baby.
00:34:36Do you mind?
00:34:39The hell, come on.
00:34:40My travel agent said this was a swinging single switch.
00:34:43Why don't you go swing someplace else?
00:34:47Yes, you heard her.
00:34:49Go swing someplace else.
00:34:51You know, you are really starting to annoy me.
00:34:54There always has to be someone to spoil your good time.
00:35:11That's what I was just thinking.
00:35:13I thought so. Yes.
00:35:15He thought what?
00:35:16That is what you were just thinking.
00:35:18What are you, psychic?
00:35:20If you're psychic, why don't you tell me a little bit about myself?
00:35:24Well, you are very beautiful.
00:35:28Ooh, I like this.
00:35:29And you are very fond of playing games.
00:35:33Sometimes. Go on.
00:35:36And you and I have met somewhere before.
00:35:40Ah, your psychic powers are failing you now.
00:35:44Perhaps you are pretending you do not remember?
00:35:47Oh, I think I definitely remember you.
00:35:50Because of my essence?
00:35:51That's an interesting way of putting it.
00:35:55I'm Ursula.
00:35:57Ursula?
00:35:58I'm Halfron.
00:35:59In case you don't already know.
00:36:02Halfron, that's an interesting name.
00:36:05Well, Halfron, I'm very hungry.
00:36:08Would you like to take me to breakfast?
00:36:09Oh.
00:36:09Oh.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:13Oh.
00:36:14Oh.
00:36:28Oh.
00:36:29Oh.
00:36:30Alert!
00:36:57Alert. Captain Haffron is meddling with his internal pressures again. Alert.
00:37:27Captain Haffron is meddling with his internal pressures.
00:37:57Full membrane absorption achieved. All systems are online.
00:38:27Alert.
00:38:32Alert.
00:38:39Alert.
00:38:45Alert.
00:38:51Alert.
00:38:53Alert.
00:38:55Captain has lost 28% of higher brain functions.
00:39:25merk-breed.
00:39:2737% of reasonable ability has been impaired.
00:39:31Let's go.
00:40:01Let's go.
00:40:31Let's go.
00:41:01Let's go.
00:41:31Let's go.
00:41:33Let's go.
00:41:35Let's go.
00:41:37Let's go.
00:41:39Let's go.
00:41:41Let's go.
00:41:43Let's go.
00:41:45Let's go.
00:41:47Let's go.
00:41:51Let's go.
00:41:53Let's go.
00:41:55Let's go.
00:41:57Let's go.
00:41:59See you around, lover.
00:42:01Let's go.
00:42:07Let's go.
00:42:09Let's go.
00:42:11Let's go.
00:42:13Let's go.
00:42:15Let's go.
00:42:25Let's go.
00:42:27Let's go.
00:42:29Let's go.
00:42:31Let's go.
00:42:33Let's go.
00:42:35Let's go.
00:42:37Let's go.
00:42:39Let's go.
00:42:41Let's go.
00:42:43Let's go.
00:42:45Let's go.
00:42:47Let's go.
00:42:49Let's go.
00:42:51But that book you're reading, where did you get it?
00:42:54It's a signed reading.
00:42:56Assigned?
00:42:57Yes. I teach a class in ancient mythology.
00:43:00Oh, you're a teacher.
00:43:03Well, only part-time. I'm a graduate student.
00:43:05I am a student myself.
00:43:07Really? In what?
00:43:09Study of humanity.
00:43:12Oh, you mean anthropology.
00:43:14That's my major, too. What a coincidence.
00:43:18Coincidence?
00:43:18Yes. You know, a lucky accident.
00:43:23Of course, I don't really believe in accidents.
00:43:26You don't?
00:43:27Oh, no. I think everything happens because it's meant to.
00:43:30Don't you agree?
00:43:32I think you are right.
00:43:35I'm Gwen.
00:43:36How did you happen to decide on that name?
00:43:42You remind me of someone I know.
00:43:44Really?
00:43:46Yes. An old boyfriend.
00:43:47He has a sense of humor exactly like yours.
00:43:51I am sure we have many other things in common.
00:43:53Actually, you do.
00:43:55There's a striking similarity.
00:43:58Physically, I mean.
00:44:01I have some things to do right now.
00:44:02Could we meet back here later?
00:44:04I'd like to buy you a drink, if I might.
00:44:07I could use the company.
00:44:09Yes.
00:44:10Yes, I would like that very much.
00:44:11I just can't find it.
00:44:12It's so hard to believe.
00:44:14I think it would always be a red bob.
00:44:16But I'll take your word.
00:44:18You're telling me.
00:44:18Oh, dear.
00:44:20So much.
00:44:29I'll pick up.
00:44:30I die.
00:44:38Here we go.
00:44:40Exactly like Walter.
00:44:58He could never stop looking at other women either.
00:45:03I feel very strange.
00:45:07Well, you've only had six beers.
00:45:10Do you think that is the reason why I feel strange?
00:45:15I'd say so.
00:45:18It is very good, strange.
00:45:23Yes, it is.
00:45:25God, I feel so adventurous.
00:45:30You know, people on holiday do things they wouldn't ordinarily do.
00:45:37Tell me more.
00:45:38I am your student.
00:45:39The captain is aroused again.
00:45:41Tell me more.
00:45:42I am your student.
00:45:47The captain is aroused again.
00:45:49The captain is aroused again.
00:45:51The captain is aroused again.
00:45:54The captain is aroused again.
00:45:59The captain is aroused again.
00:46:01The captain is aroused again.
00:46:03The captain is aroused again.
00:46:06The captain is aroused.
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:47:08Oh, my God.
00:47:38Oh, my God.
00:48:08Oh, my God.
00:48:38Oh, my God.
00:49:08Oh, my God.
00:49:38Oh, my God.
00:50:08Oh, my God.
00:50:38Oh, my God.
00:51:08I love this song.
00:51:10You do?
00:51:13He probably thinks I'm a barfly.
00:51:16Usually when I travel, I don't spend this much time in bars.
00:51:19But I'm sharing a room with a complete stranger.
00:51:21I'm doing everything I can to stay away from her.
00:51:23How did that happen?
00:51:25Oh, there was a mix-up.
00:51:26I was supposed to be in another room and it's not that interesting.
00:51:30I think it's very interesting.
00:51:31I think it's very interesting.
00:51:32I think it's very interesting.
00:51:34I think it's very interesting.
00:51:36I think it is very interesting.
00:51:37I think it is very interesting.
00:51:38Where are you from?
00:51:39Where do you think I am from?
00:51:40I'm not sure.
00:51:41And that's really unusual because I've been all over the world and usually I can tell where
00:51:42someone's from almost immediately.
00:51:43You know, Efron, I'm a total vagabond.
00:51:49So you know my name.
00:51:51I wasn't spying or anything.
00:51:53I just happened to overhear you introduce yourself to that girl.
00:51:57Ursula.
00:51:57Oh my god, this boat feels like a fishbowl.
00:52:04I feel like I haven't had any privacy since I first boarded.
00:52:07Well, you can have your privacy once again.
00:52:10I know the truth, Emmanuel.
00:52:12I beg your pardon?
00:52:14Oh, very well, if you insist.
00:52:16So your name isn't Emmanuel?
00:52:19No, it's Louise.
00:52:22Well, where are you going?
00:52:25Actually, I was going to sneak off to the lifeboats.
00:52:28It's where I've spent the last two nights.
00:52:30The only place I feel like I can get any privacy.
00:52:33You can get privacy in my room.
00:52:50Status alert.
00:52:51Sexual activity has commenced.
00:52:53Please begin monitoring.
00:52:56The captain is at it again.
00:52:58Oh, my...
00:53:02Oh, my...
00:53:07Oh...
00:53:14Oh, my...
00:53:18Oh, my...
00:53:20Oh, my...
00:53:23intuitive reasoning down 14% mathematical reasoning down 25%
00:53:53.
00:54:04.
00:54:08.
00:54:13.
00:54:18.
00:54:21.
00:54:25Heat and humidity levels have risen 37% in the control room.
00:54:33.
00:54:38.
00:54:41.
00:54:45.
00:54:46.
00:54:47.
00:54:48.
00:54:49.
00:54:50.
00:54:51Oh, my God.
00:55:21I hope you're not looking for a drink.
00:55:43I'm not.
00:55:44I also hope you realize Ursula is sitting just behind you.
00:55:48Where have you been these last two days?
00:55:53Hefron.
00:55:55I'm almost packed.
00:55:56Just as soon as I am.
00:55:59My God, you're exactly like Walter.
00:56:01He couldn't keep it zipped either.
00:56:03Who's this, Hefron?
00:56:04Who's this?
00:56:04I left all over for you last night.
00:56:06Who were you with?
00:56:07Me.
00:56:08Well, you can have him, the big cad.
00:56:10Is this to say you slept with her too?
00:56:12Yes, but only because I thought she was you.
00:56:14You what?
00:56:15Never.
00:56:16In a million years.
00:56:17That was double for me.
00:56:19You want a piece of this?
00:56:21He's all yours.
00:56:22I don't think he's all anybody's.
00:56:24I don't think he's all there.
00:56:26I'm looking all over for you.
00:56:34Serves you right, cad.
00:56:36Hefron, are you hurt?
00:56:39Are you okay?
00:56:41Emmanuel, it's you.
00:56:44What did you say?
00:56:45It's you.
00:56:46I know it's you because you care.
00:56:48You are the only one who does.
00:56:52Yes, Hefron, you're absolutely right.
00:56:55I like you much better in this form.
00:57:14Why didn't you admit it was you the first night?
00:57:17I guess I just wanted to see how much faith you had.
00:57:21Faith?
00:57:21Yeah, and actually you didn't have much.
00:57:28So I have lost the bet?
00:57:31You are leaving us?
00:57:33No.
00:57:37I'll stay until you leave.
00:57:40Or until I teach you everything I can.
00:57:44Which ever comes first.
00:57:46Stop.
00:57:51So this is music.
00:58:11I wanted you all to hear it because what we call love is provoked by more than just our bodies.
00:58:19There's a feeling we call romance.
00:58:21And music is just one of the many elements we use to bring it up in.
00:58:25And what are the others?
00:58:27Well, anything that creates a certain mood.
00:58:31A certain atmosphere.
00:58:32For example, if a man and a woman are having dinner together by candlelight, music and food.
00:58:41In the words of one of our greatest minds, if music is the food of love, play on.
00:58:46I thought food was just to sustain the body.
00:58:49Well, yes, it is.
00:58:52But it depends on how it's eaten.
00:58:55It's very hard to explain.
00:58:58You don't have to explain it, I know.
00:58:59I understand completely.
00:59:01Good for you, Raymond.
00:59:03I would like to meet the person who makes the music.
00:59:06Well, that shouldn't be so hard to arrange.
00:59:08She's a friend of mine.
00:59:09We lived in the same apartment building together in Paris.
00:59:11Do you think she'll find me pleasing, the way I look?
00:59:33Because I can take another form if I...
00:59:35Oh, no.
00:59:35I don't think that'll be necessary.
00:59:37She'll like you just fine.
00:59:39But don't get your hopes up.
00:59:41She's married.
00:59:43Married?
00:59:44Yes.
00:59:46You see, when two people love each other enough, they make a promise to one another.
00:59:51They promise to be together.
00:59:53Just the two of them.
00:59:54Ah.
01:00:01Emmanuel!
01:00:04It's been years.
01:00:05Too long.
01:00:06Where have you been keeping yourself?
01:00:08I've been traveling.
01:00:09Marie, this is my friend Raymond.
01:00:12Hi, Raymond.
01:00:13It's nice to meet you.
01:00:15It's very nice meeting you also.
01:00:17Come in.
01:00:17Come in.
01:00:18Come in.
01:00:18I am.
01:00:18I'm here.
01:00:27I'm here.
01:00:31I'm here.
01:00:33That was the last record I made almost two years ago.
01:00:55After Richard left me, I just didn't have the desire to play anymore.
01:01:01I'm so sorry, Marie.
01:01:03Out of all the couples I knew, I thought you and Rich would last forever.
01:01:07Well, we didn't.
01:01:09He met another girl and boom, that was it.
01:01:12We haven't spoken in over a year.
01:01:15I'm sorry, Raymond.
01:01:16I just met you and here I am telling you my life story.
01:01:20I find it very interesting, but I wish you'd play music.
01:01:24I wish that too.
01:01:25Is this the instrument you use?
01:01:34Well, yes.
01:01:35Where did you two meet?
01:01:42Actually, it's a long story and we really should be going.
01:01:45No.
01:01:47Emmanuel, I wish you wouldn't.
01:01:49It's so nice having you here.
01:01:50Why don't you spend the night?
01:01:52He obviously has an interest in music.
01:02:16And no natural ability.
01:02:22We're not together, you know.
01:02:25You don't have to tiptoe around me.
01:02:27Emmanuel?
01:02:29Raymond is a very unique man.
01:02:32He's got, how should I put this, a very strange sense of humor.
01:02:40He'll say things sometimes and you won't realize he's joking, but he is.
01:02:44Emmanuel, stop.
01:02:45You're embarrassing me.
01:02:46And one more thing.
01:02:48If anything does happen tonight, don't fall in love with him.
01:02:54Nothing's going to happen.
01:02:56Now, good night.
01:03:02Raymond, I'll show you to your room now.
01:03:14Very well.
01:03:15I wish we had an instrument like this where I come from.
01:03:18And where is that?
01:03:20Two thousand years away.
01:03:24Emmanuel was right.
01:03:25You're very funny.
01:03:27Now tell me really, where exactly do you come from?
01:03:29Two thousand and one hundred thirty-seven, that year's away.
01:03:35Thanks.
01:03:37I needed a good laugh.
01:03:39Oh, this thing.
01:03:41It's so out of tune.
01:03:44Do you hear that?
01:03:55Why'd you stop?
01:03:56Because.
01:03:59Because it's the first time I've...
01:04:02Because it's the first time I've...
01:04:02Because it's the first time I've...
01:04:03I've got a good laugh.
01:04:06I've got a good laugh.
01:04:07Because it's the first time I've been with him.
01:04:07And I've got a good laugh.
01:04:08I've got a good laugh.
01:04:10Because it's the first time I've been to my friends.
01:04:10Attention, Raymond has commenced sexual arousal.
01:04:33Please stand by to monitor progress.
01:04:40Please stand by to monitor progress.
01:05:10Attempting oral stimulation, success rate 83%, 84%.
01:05:2886%, 88%.
01:05:5086%, 88%.
01:05:54Oh.
01:05:56Oh.
01:05:58Oh.
01:06:00Oh.
01:06:02Oh.
01:06:04Oh.
01:06:12Oh.
01:06:14Oh.
01:06:16Oh.
01:06:18Oh.
01:06:20Oh.
01:06:22Raymond has now suffered 54% impairment of communication abilities.
01:06:52For more information, visit www.fema.org.
01:07:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:55No, it's a great morning.
01:07:57I feel wonderful, Emmanuel.
01:07:59Thanks to you.
01:08:08Mmm. And especially thanks to you.
01:08:11We had sex last night.
01:08:12I figured.
01:08:15I have lots planned for us today.
01:08:17I thought we'd take a tour of the Louvre.
01:08:19Marie.
01:08:20And then while we're there, I can get a tuner to come up
01:08:22and get the piano back in shape.
01:08:24Marie.
01:08:24And then tonight we can go out.
01:08:26Marie, please stop.
01:08:28Raymond and I have got to leave.
01:08:30We'll stay until after breakfast, but then we've got to go.
01:08:34But why?
01:08:35We just do.
01:08:36Emmanuel, Raymond is a grown man,
01:08:40perfectly capable of making his own decisions.
01:08:44Raymond, can I have a word with you alone?
01:08:50I love Mary.
01:09:00Raymond, you have no idea what love is.
01:09:05Love is...
01:09:07You have to know someone a long time to be able to say that you love them.
01:09:11And you can't build a relationship on lies.
01:09:13You have to be honest.
01:09:15You...
01:09:16All right, listen.
01:09:22I'll leave you here for one week.
01:09:25But I'm coming back for you, Raymond.
01:09:28And it's in Marie's best interest, and yours,
01:09:31that you come with me then.
01:09:32Oh, my God!
01:09:41Okay.
01:09:50I'm coming back.
01:11:50This is a sexual arousal alert.
01:11:57All stations, please stand by to monitor.
01:12:20Tactile sensory neural response has climbed 20%.
01:12:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:08You know, I think I would like to be married to you.
01:13:21Oh, Raymond, I was just thinking the same thing.
01:13:28The answer is yes.
01:13:31Yes.
01:13:51Why don't you stay here?
01:13:55Let me go in and see if I can talk to him.
01:13:57He might get scared if he sees you.
01:14:00Very well.
01:14:08Money out.
01:14:21You haven't lost your touch, have you?
01:14:34Thanks, but I've decided it's just going to be a hobby from now on.
01:14:38That's how I ruined my first marriage, rehearsing all the time.
01:14:42First marriage?
01:14:44You're not planning on getting married again, are you?
01:14:47Well, actually, yes.
01:14:50I know it's hard to believe, but Raymond and I are engaged.
01:14:56We've planned a little celebration for tonight,
01:15:01and since you're the one that introduced us, you can be the guest of honor.
01:15:06Marie, I told you.
01:15:08I told you not to fall in love with Raymond. He can't get married.
01:15:11Why not?
01:15:13Because he's taken another vow, haven't you, Raymond?
01:15:16No, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:19Emmanuelle, I've had just about enough of this.
01:15:22I want...
01:15:24A hang-up.
01:15:29Happens all the time.
01:15:32It's probably Richard.
01:15:34Richard?
01:15:35I think he calls just to check up on me.
01:15:38Maybe he's trying to reconcile.
01:15:40I used to hope so.
01:15:42Now look, Emmanuelle.
01:15:44If you're gonna wish us well, that's one thing.
01:15:47But if you're gonna come around here acting like you're Raymond's mother,
01:15:51well then I'm sorry, but I don't want you around.
01:15:54Of course. I understand.
01:15:57Where's Raymond?
01:16:10He refuses to come.
01:16:12Then I will have to.
01:16:13No.
01:16:14No, I don't think that'll be necessary.
01:16:16There's something about Marie that I'm not sure Raymond knows.
01:16:20Actually, I don't even think she knows herself.
01:16:25Thanks, baby.
01:16:35See you next time.
01:16:47I still do not understand what you have in mind.
01:16:49She's still in love with her ex-husband.
01:16:51If there's any way that I can...
01:16:56What I was going to say is if he hasn't attached himself already,
01:17:00then maybe I can get them back together.
01:17:02But now I'm not so sure.
01:17:19I don't know.
01:17:21Emmanuelle.
01:17:25This is certainly unexpected.
01:17:26Why would he expect us?
01:17:27We decided to come here only moments ago.
01:17:30Richard, this is my friend Havron.
01:17:32How are you?
01:17:34I am tickled pink to meet you.
01:17:41Uh, well, come in.
01:17:49You look beautiful as ever.
01:17:51Can I get you a drink?
01:17:52Sure.
01:17:54Scotch on the rocks.
01:17:57Anything for you?
01:17:59He doesn't drink.
01:18:02Good for me.
01:18:05I trust you've seen Marie?
01:18:07Yes.
01:18:08As a matter of fact, I did.
01:18:10I spent a couple of days with her.
01:18:12She's very lonely, Richard.
01:18:14Oh?
01:18:16Actually, I should say she was lonely.
01:18:18I introduced her to a friend of mine and they hit it off pretty good.
01:18:24Well, good.
01:18:26Good for her.
01:18:27It's about time she got on with her life.
01:18:35You know, she claims you call her all the time.
01:18:39She says you hang up whenever you hear her voice.
01:18:42She does, huh?
01:18:45Richard, listen to me.
01:18:46If there's just the slightest chance that you're still in love with her, you better act fast.
01:18:54She's rushing into a marriage with a friend of mine and if she goes through with it, it's gonna be a big, big mistake.
01:19:00So if it's pride that's holding you back, do yourselves both a favor.
01:19:06Swallow it.
01:19:10Tell Marie I wish you the best.
01:19:12Your plan is a failure, Emmanuel.
01:19:13I am sorry, but force is the only solution.
01:19:23Wait a minute.
01:19:27We don't need Richard.
01:19:29You can be Richard.
01:19:31Or someone that looks just like him.
01:19:32Yes.
01:19:34You are right.
01:19:36No.
01:19:38It will never work.
01:19:40Why not?
01:19:41Because Raymond will know it's me.
01:19:43I will walk in with you and he will know right away.
01:19:46Then I'll just have to take on another form myself.
01:19:50Yes?
01:19:51Marie, it's so good to see you.
01:19:54Don't you remember me?
01:19:55It's Alexandra from the Music Academy.
01:19:56Alexandra!
01:19:57Alexandra!
01:19:58Of course I remember you!
01:19:59Well, come on in!
01:20:00I have a date.
01:20:01Well he's welcome too!
01:20:02Oh good.
01:20:03Come here.
01:20:04I have a date!
01:20:06Marie, we are welcome in here.
01:20:09Alright, come here.
01:20:15This is my old friend from the Music Academy.
01:20:18Can you see me?
01:20:20Hum.
01:20:21She's so cool greatest and good that,
01:20:23she's 31 eye chose over to the interview soon and she said,
01:20:24This is my old friend from the music academy.
01:20:27Help.
01:20:29Come in.
01:20:48This thing itches at anyone.
01:20:50Well, it won't be for very much longer, have Ron sooner or later
01:20:53she's going to make a move.
01:20:55Good.
01:20:56I'm afraid I'm going to have to seduce one of the other women here.
01:21:02Well, this is to Marie and Raymond.
01:21:10Well, things have moved along so quickly,
01:21:12but I would like to propose a toast to their happiness.
01:21:18Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:21:21Let me clean you up.
01:21:22Is there a sink available?
01:21:24Right over there.
01:21:25Okay.
01:21:26Can I help you?
01:21:27I was looking for my coat.
01:21:29You're wearing your coat.
01:21:30Oh.
01:21:31Yes.
01:21:32I see now that I am.
01:21:33I see now that I am.
01:21:34Richard, what are you doing here?
01:21:36Richard, what are you doing here?
01:21:37And disguised like that.
01:21:39Richard?
01:21:40My name is Terry.
01:21:41How can that be?
01:21:42How can that be?
01:21:43You look exactly like him.
01:21:44You look exactly like him.
01:21:45You even sound like him.
01:21:47Maybe you don't look like him.
01:21:48Maybe you don't look anything like you.
01:21:49But you look exactly like him.
01:21:50You look like him.
01:21:51All right.
01:21:52You look exactly like him.
01:21:53you're wearing your coat.
01:21:54Oh, yes.
01:21:56I see now that I am.
01:21:59Richard, what are you doing here?
01:22:01And disguised like that.
01:22:03Richard, my name is Terry.
01:22:06How can that be?
01:22:08You look exactly like him.
01:22:11You even sound like him.
01:22:16Maybe you don't look anything like him.
01:22:18Maybe I'm just drunk and that's what I want to think.
01:22:21You should not be sad.
01:22:26You're going to get married.
01:22:28You should be very happy.
01:22:31But I'm not.
01:22:33I should be.
01:22:35But I'm not.
01:22:38Can I ask you a favor?
01:22:40Yes.
01:22:43Can I touch your face?
01:22:46Can I ask you another favor?
01:22:51Yes.
01:22:52Will you kiss me?
01:23:01Your fiancé is an old friend of mine.
01:23:03Fiancé?
01:23:04The woman you're about to marry?
01:23:06Oh, yes.
01:23:08I love her very much.
01:23:10Well, she certainly seemed to like my date a lot.
01:23:13Date?
01:23:14The man I brought with me.
01:23:16It seemed to me she liked him even better than she liked you.
01:23:20I didn't notice.
01:23:21Well, I did.
01:23:23I think you're mistaken.
01:23:25I don't think I am.
01:23:43Captain Halfon has done it again.
01:23:45Please stand by all stations.
01:23:48Oh, my God.
01:24:18All metabolic indicators functioning.
01:24:33Blood flow to brain down 74%.
01:24:48Blood flow to brain down 75%.
01:24:52Oh, my God.
01:24:54Oh, my God.
01:24:56Oh, my God.
01:24:58Oh, my God.
01:25:00Oh, my God.
01:25:02Oh, my God.
01:25:04Oh, my God.
01:25:22Oh, my God.
01:25:26Oh, my God.
01:25:44You know, marriage is a very big step.
01:25:46It means forever.
01:25:47Do you have any idea what that means, Raymond?
01:25:49Better than you.
01:25:50How would you know any better than me?
01:25:52Because I'm not one of you.
01:25:53I'm from another place a long ways away.
01:25:56Oh, I see.
01:25:57And you think you're ready to live your life as a human being?
01:25:59Don't you see how quickly you revealed that to me?
01:26:01You'll never get away with this.
01:26:03So, it's you, Emmanuel.
01:26:05And who's that with you?
01:26:06Efren?
01:26:23I'm going back to the transport, Emmanuel.
01:26:25Sure.
01:26:26I'll see you later.
01:26:27I'll see you later.
01:26:54Don't blame Efren.
01:26:56It was my idea.
01:26:59I don't blame anyone.
01:27:00You're right.
01:27:01And I was wrong.
01:27:03But still, I cannot help it.
01:27:05You're very sad for Mary.
01:27:08It was cruel.
01:27:10But it was the only thing I could think of.
01:27:14Broken hearts are a big part of love.
01:27:26Richard.
01:27:40Is it really you?
01:27:42If it's not too late.
01:27:43It's not too late.
01:27:44It's not too late.
01:27:45It's not too late.
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