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00:01:12Ah. Ah. Ah.
00:01:25Ah. Ah. Ah.
00:01:34But I'm holding a party to introduce you to our friends.
00:01:37I'll be back on Friday. You can have it then.
00:01:39It'll be too late by then. Mardi Gras will be over.
00:01:42Phillip, let's not start this again, okay?
00:01:45I really like you a lot, but I think it's a little too early for us to stop dating other people.
00:01:50Too early for you, maybe.
00:01:52You know, I haven't even looked at another girl since we met.
00:01:56I haven't.
00:01:58Look, I wasn't born yesterday.
00:02:01And you, my dear, are a natural born lady killer if I ever met one.
00:02:04So don't lay down one set of rules for me while you follow another.
00:02:08I'm not a hypocrite, Emmanuelle.
00:02:11I only hope I get the chance to prove it to you.
00:02:35When she wanted to be free
00:02:38One thing she couldn't stand
00:02:41Having trouble?
00:02:45Trouble?
00:02:47Yes, I am having trouble.
00:02:49I'd call for help, but I don't have a phone in my car.
00:02:55I'll tell you what. I'll give you a ride just into the next town. Okay?
00:02:59Do you mean you'll let me in your transport?
00:03:02Yes.
00:03:04Hop in.
00:03:15My name is Emmanuelle.
00:03:18I am called Haffron.
00:03:21Haffron? That's an unusual name.
00:03:24Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
00:03:26A long ways from here.
00:03:28Well, I assume that.
00:03:30You have an unusual accent.
00:03:33Another transport is headed towards us.
00:03:41Why are you laughing? We could have been killed.
00:03:44These transports are so difficult to maneuver.
00:03:47What do you mean by transports?
00:03:49This. It's so primitive.
00:03:52I had trouble keeping my transport on the black path.
00:03:56I see.
00:03:59SIREN
00:04:07You're not in trouble with the law, are you?
00:04:10The being inside that transport was very hostile.
00:04:14He caused me to stop and asked me if I was drinking.
00:04:18He then tried to force me out of the transport.
00:04:21And I knocked him to the ground and kept going.
00:04:24Oh my God! You shouldn't have done that. He'll think you're resisting arrest.
00:04:26Resisting arrest?
00:04:29Yes.
00:04:31And that's bad?
00:04:33Well, it certainly isn't advisable.
00:04:48That is a very pleasant sound.
00:04:51Is there a word for it?
00:04:53Yes, I believe it's called music.
00:04:58Ah, music.
00:05:03Don't you need to make a phone call about your car?
00:05:07Oh, that. I do not want anything more to do with that.
00:05:11I had trouble keeping mine on...
00:05:14The black path. Yes, I know.
00:05:17Hi. Can I get you folks today?
00:05:19Coffee and a glass of water, please.
00:05:23Um, Hafran, would you like something?
00:05:28Water.
00:05:30Yes, I think I need some water.
00:05:34Okay.
00:05:39I think if it's more than water you want, she could take care of that for you.
00:05:46She was coming on to you.
00:05:48Coming on?
00:05:49Oh, don't tell me you don't know what that means.
00:05:54She wants to have sex with you.
00:06:02Hafran?
00:06:08Excuse me, ma'am. That young man you're with, is he a friend of yours?
00:06:12Actually, I met him on the highway. His car was broken down.
00:06:17It's not his car.
00:06:19I pulled him over on a suspected DUI, ran the plates after he took off on me.
00:06:24It's stolen.
00:06:28You are looking for the young one?
00:06:30Yes.
00:06:32He just left through the opening in there.
00:06:36Pardon me.
00:06:42He took off.
00:06:46This is how he's a crook.
00:06:49Too bad.
00:06:50He's gorgeous.
00:06:52Yeah, he certainly was.
00:06:54Look, I've lost my appetite. Thanks anyway.
00:06:57No problem, honey.
00:07:02Would it be possible to get a ride?
00:07:06I'm not going far. Just a few miles beyond.
00:07:13Okay. Come on.
00:07:17Thanks.
00:07:30I wonder if he got away.
00:07:32Got away?
00:07:34My friend in the diner. Turns out he'd stolen a car.
00:07:38What does this mean, stole?
00:07:41Took something that doesn't belong to him.
00:07:44That's not right.
00:07:46Thank you for telling me. I won't do it again.
00:07:50Would you mind telling me what's going on here? You sound exactly like Haffron.
00:07:54I am Haffron.
00:07:56It's true. We rode together for an hour.
00:08:00I have known many of your kind since I came here.
00:08:04But you.
00:08:06There is something very different about you.
00:08:09You seem very courageous.
00:08:12Stop the car. I'd like to show you something.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:19Until now, you've shown no fear at all.
00:08:41Give me your hand.
00:08:43Hold tight to me.
00:08:45Whatever you do, don't release my grip.
00:08:55Emmanuelle.
00:08:58I was afraid the travel would affect you this way.
00:09:02Transportation is complete. Maintaining orbit at 7.3 clings above surface.
00:09:09Where am I?
00:09:11You are on our transport.
00:09:14Don't you recall meeting me?
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:19On the road after I left New Orleans.
00:09:22Full ship's company present and accounted for.
00:09:26What am I wearing?
00:09:28You are in the uniform of our ship.
00:09:30How did I...
00:09:33Never mind. I don't want to know.
00:09:36I was the first of our group to walk on your planet.
00:09:38Although not in this particular form.
00:09:41Perhaps I could help if I took the form in which we first met.
00:09:50We have long ago unlocked the secrets of transmutation,
00:09:54so that wherever we are, we can assume the shape of the dominant species.
00:09:58Any species, actually, but the dominant one is naturally the one of interest.
00:10:02We are scientists, here to collect data.
00:10:05Your world is so different from any of the others we have visited.
00:10:09With your war and social destructions that exist,
00:10:13we believe this may be the result of your methods of reproduction.
00:10:18By taking your form, we experience your needs as you do.
00:10:23We have all of your instincts, but we are at a loss to understand them.
00:10:27That is why I came, in hopes of finding one of your kind that might help us understand.
00:10:32I believe I have found what I am looking for.
00:10:35I think I'm going to faint.
00:10:37Theo, your toast is ready.
00:10:39Theo, your toast is ready.
00:10:51This wasn't a dream after all.
00:10:55A dream?
00:10:56A dream?
00:11:04Yes, you...
00:11:06you sleep to recharge yourself, and...
00:11:09while you sleep, pictures come to mind.
00:11:12Yes!
00:11:14That is exactly the type of translation we have been looking for.
00:11:18Where we come from, these things don't exist.
00:11:21And other things, too.
00:11:22For instance, we have noticed that there are two types of beings.
00:11:26One is shaped like myself,
00:11:30and the other is shaped like you.
00:11:35Can you explain why this is?
00:11:38Well, I...
00:11:40Do you remember when I mentioned sex?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:46Well, that's what I was talking about.
00:11:48The difference between you and me,
00:11:49it's the way we procreate and show affection for one another.
00:11:56This.
00:11:59This is affection.
00:12:02Yes.
00:12:04Yes, I felt this for you earlier.
00:12:10Captain Haffron, your internal liquid's pressure is rising.
00:12:13Captain Haffron, your internal liquid's pressure is rising.
00:12:23Captain Haffron, your internal pressure is rising precipitously.
00:12:31All crew, don T.E. monitors now.
00:12:34All crew, don T.E. monitors now.
00:12:44Yes.
00:12:47Internal pressure's still rising.
00:12:49Hmm.
00:12:51Hmm.
00:12:54Oh.
00:13:00Oh.
00:13:09Hmm.
00:13:11Galvanic response at 13%.
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:17Ah.
00:13:19Ah.
00:13:23Ah.
00:13:41Ah.
00:13:49Ah.
00:13:55Tasha, your pressures are up 27%.
00:13:59Ah.
00:14:07Ah.
00:14:09Ah.
00:14:11Ah.
00:14:15Ah.
00:14:17Ah.
00:14:20Ah.
00:14:30Ah.
00:14:33Ah.
00:14:40Captain, metabolic rates are dangerously high.
00:14:49Ah.
00:14:51Ah.
00:14:54Ah.
00:14:56Ah.
00:14:58Ah.
00:15:00Ah.
00:15:10Captain, advise you halt all activity immediately.
00:15:13Immediately.
00:15:24Captain?
00:15:26Captain?
00:15:28Captain!
00:15:32Unregulated activity has ceased.
00:15:35Cleaning droids to chamber six.
00:15:37Unregulated activity has ceased.
00:15:40Cleaning droids to chamber six.
00:15:43You say this does not always result in procreation?
00:15:47Not always.
00:15:49You have a completely different system than ours.
00:15:53When we procreate, we merely divide ourselves.
00:15:57I like your way much better.
00:16:01Are all other women exactly the same as you?
00:16:04No. No two are exactly the same.
00:16:07I think I'm going to go back down to your planet
00:16:11and figure out these differences for myself.
00:16:14You can't do that.
00:16:16You can't go demand sex.
00:16:18There are rules you have to follow.
00:16:20Rules?
00:16:21Yes. You know, laws.
00:16:23Oh, no.
00:16:25Do you people have laws for everything?
00:16:27Yes.
00:16:29But I have a feeling you're going to master them very quickly.
00:16:33There's some place special I'd like to take you.
00:16:35And there's a very important lesson that I want you to learn.
00:16:46Was it less difficult for you this time?
00:16:49Slightly, yes.
00:16:51Haffron, can I change my appearance the way you changed yours?
00:16:55There's someone in here I know,
00:16:58and just this morning we had an argument about seeing other people.
00:17:01You must concentrate on the image you want to be.
00:17:03When you have it firmly in your mind,
00:17:06press this button.
00:17:17All right, I'm your sister, okay?
00:17:20You're my brother.
00:17:22My name's Lisa.
00:17:24You're Harold.
00:17:26But try not to say much, okay?
00:17:28Just watch and listen.
00:17:33I'm sorry.
00:18:03Oh!
00:18:13She was very hostile.
00:18:17You can't just ask for sex directly.
00:18:20It requires seduction.
00:18:23Seduction?
00:18:25Well, yeah.
00:18:27It means...
00:18:29Okay, see them?
00:18:30He's trying to say something to her to make her laugh or feel comfortable.
00:18:34He's trying to make himself attractive to her.
00:18:36And if he succeeds, then maybe she'll end up having sex with him.
00:18:39And only the men have to do this?
00:18:41Well, no.
00:18:43It's usually easier if a woman seduces a man than the other way around.
00:18:47Her.
00:18:49Look, she's trying to seduce you right now. Go ask her to dance.
00:18:52Dance?
00:18:54Yeah, just move exactly the way they are, okay?
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:21The usual, Jack.
00:19:23Thanks.
00:19:25Hey, got a cigarette?
00:19:32Got a light?
00:19:34Sure.
00:19:42God, New Orleans certainly is a madhouse, isn't it?
00:19:45It's the first time we've been to Mardi Gras, my brother and myself.
00:19:48I don't even know who's throwing this party.
00:19:49Looks like your brother just got lucky.
00:19:54So is that why you come here?
00:19:56To get lucky?
00:19:58No, I'm the one who's throwing this party.
00:20:01Oh, you.
00:20:03That's right.
00:20:05And your wife is...
00:20:09I'm not married.
00:20:14You're not married?
00:20:16No.
00:20:18But, um, she's out of town right now.
00:20:22Actually, she's usually out of town.
00:20:25We only see each other about once a month.
00:20:28So you must miss her.
00:20:30No.
00:20:33I see.
00:20:35Just because we had an argument this morning.
00:20:38Really? What'd you argue about?
00:20:40Well, she's a very remarkable woman.
00:20:43Beautiful, adventurous.
00:20:46You might say she's a real free spirit.
00:20:49I really think that's what starts to threaten me.
00:20:52So I sort of did this jealousy routine.
00:20:55But she said I had no right to be jealous.
00:20:58That I was probably the one that was sleeping around on her.
00:21:01And are you?
00:21:03Emmanuel!
00:21:05What did he say?
00:21:07Uh, a man in the well.
00:21:10It's their family joke.
00:21:13You wouldn't understand.
00:21:15Uh, excuse me.
00:21:19Excuse me for a minute, please. Sorry.
00:21:24What are you doing?
00:21:26I've done it. I have seduced a woman.
00:21:29That quickly?
00:21:31Yes. She said we should leave.
00:21:33She will do anything I want her to.
00:21:36Uh, I don't know, Efron. It sounds kind of suspicious to me.
00:21:40Listen, I'm going to get out of here for a while. You want to come along?
00:21:43I thought this was your party.
00:21:46They're all grown-ups. They'll be alright. I just need a change of scenery.
00:21:50Well, I've got my brother here and he's gotten lucky, so...
00:21:55Well, they can both come along.
00:21:59Okay. Why not?
00:22:02Come on, honey. Take me to the bedroom.
00:22:05I'm on the clock.
00:22:07You're on a clock?
00:22:11She's a professional.
00:22:13Yeah, it sure looks that way.
00:22:18Mmm, no. He's got to learn for himself.
00:22:24I'm sorry.
00:22:26It's okay.
00:22:27Mmm, no. He's got to learn for himself.
00:22:32Alright, honey. Let's get going. I need the money first.
00:22:36Money?
00:22:38Yeah, you know, like I said at the bar.
00:22:40Uh, $200 and I'll do anything for you.
00:22:45Wow!
00:22:48What's money?
00:22:50I'll tell you what.
00:22:52This one's on the house.
00:22:58So, you were gonna tell me whether you've ever cheated on your girlfriend.
00:23:06No.
00:23:09Never.
00:23:13I had you all wrong.
00:23:20Until now.
00:23:28Unregulated activity has commenced.
00:23:31Dante E. Monitors.
00:23:34Oh, hi.
00:23:49The cat is on the clock.
00:23:52The cat is on the clock.
00:23:54The cat is on the clock.
00:23:56The captain is at it again.
00:23:59The captain is at it again.
00:24:09Go ahead. You can touch him. Don't be shy.
00:24:19Where'd you come from?
00:24:26Oh.
00:24:27Oh.
00:24:53Emmanuelle metabolic functions rising rapidly.
00:24:55Stand by for more information.
00:25:26Oh.
00:25:32Oh.
00:25:41Oh.
00:25:44Oh.
00:25:46Oh.
00:25:48Oh.
00:25:50Oh.
00:25:56Oh.
00:25:59Oh.
00:26:01Oh.
00:26:07Oh.
00:26:11Oh.
00:26:19Oh.
00:26:20Oh.
00:26:23Oh.
00:26:25Oh
00:26:40Good mercy, let's go
00:26:55Oh
00:27:00Heat levels in the ship have risen 12% adjusting vents now
00:27:26Are you marry me?
00:27:34Thank you for a very pleasant time don't mention it
00:27:55I
00:28:00Fill up
00:28:02Don't worry about Emmanuel
00:28:04Have a feeling she's moved on to other things
00:28:07How did you know her name?
00:28:09Did she send you here? Who are you?
00:28:26But I do not understand if you had such bad feelings for him, why did you have sex with him?
00:28:32He was impossible to resist half Ron
00:28:35Remember men and women have to trust each other to fall in love
00:28:40Love what is love?
00:28:45All in good time
00:28:49All in good time
00:28:52You your toast is ready feel your toast is ready
00:29:07I am honored that you've selected me to be your guy and I'm certainly tempted to take you up on it
00:29:13but the fact is I've got a life to attend to and and as much as I'd like to remain here with you I
00:29:21Don't think I can
00:29:23For example, I've been planning a cruise up the Nile for over a year now
00:29:27And if I don't return to earth immediately, I'm going to miss it altogether
00:29:31We do not ask you that you discontinue your life. Emmanuel. We ask only that you let us accompany you
00:29:37But if you accompany me you become my life
00:29:40Is that so bad?
00:29:42No, it's not that bad. It's just it's a huge responsibility and
00:29:48The knowledge you're after is very complicated. I think you may be able to find a better teacher than myself
00:29:54We are satisfied with our choice
00:29:57We ask only that you take us with you where you go
00:30:03Transportation chamber is now charged and ready transportation chamber is now charged and ready
00:30:11Okay, then we're going to Egypt
00:30:17I
00:30:48I
00:31:00Kicks teeth
00:31:03Charming
00:31:05Is he taken yes, I don't see nobody I do
00:31:12So, how was it on tech very exciting there are a great many women on this shit, oh, that's not exactly what I meant
00:31:19I pissed the lady off buddy. You know, the only thing pissing me off is you so if you don't mind
00:31:27Why don't you just go on?
00:31:32Some people are always trying to ruin a good time
00:31:42You
00:31:50Are you sure you don't want to stop at one of the sides along the way
00:31:54This area is full of history
00:31:56We aren't so interested in your history. We are interested more in the way you are now
00:32:02the way your bodies function
00:32:04the way you interact
00:32:07Are you sure my appearance is pleasing
00:32:11Does it suit me
00:32:14Yes
00:32:16Suit you just fine
00:32:17Appearances mean a great deal in matters of sex. Don't they they matter but it's not the only criteria
00:32:23It's the soul of a person that is most important the soul
00:32:28Yes
00:32:30the essence
00:32:32the life force
00:32:34The way it's manifested in each person
00:32:37You see this is why I'm not sure I should be your guide
00:32:41I don't know if I can explain things to you so that you can understand them, but I do understand
00:32:46Your essence is the reason I selected you
00:32:51Have fun. Do you think you would recognize me if I look totally different? Yes, I am certain of it
00:33:02Let's make a bet a bet
00:33:04Yes a challenge
00:33:07I'll transform my parents and you have to figure out which one of the many women on this ship I am
00:33:13If by the time we reach Alexandria, you can identify me
00:33:17I'll remain as your guide and if I cannot
00:33:22I'll leave I
00:33:25Wish these were not your terms, but because I am certain I will know you I accept good
00:33:33I
00:33:35Where are you going to arrange for new accommodation and
00:33:40Don't follow me that's cheating. I will know you right away
00:34:02I
00:34:33Hey, baby
00:34:36Do you mind?
00:34:38Well, come on my travel agent said this was a swing and sing
00:34:43Why don't you go swing someplace else?
00:34:46Yes, you heard her go swing someplace else
00:34:51You you know, you were really starting to annoy me
00:35:03Oh
00:35:08There always has to be someone to spoil your good time, that's what I was just thinking I thought so yes
00:35:16That that is what you were just thinking. What are you psychic?
00:35:20If you're psychic, why don't you tell me a little bit about myself?
00:35:26You are very beautiful I like this
00:35:29And you're very fond of playing games sometimes
00:35:37You and I have met somewhere before ah your psychic powers are failing you now
00:35:44Perhaps you are pretending you do not remember. Oh, I think I definitely remember you because of my essence
00:35:52That's an interesting way of putting it. I'm Ursula
00:35:57Ursula
00:35:58I'm half in case you don't already know half run. That's an interesting name
00:36:05Well half run. I'm very hungry. Would you like to take me to breakfast?
00:36:28I
00:36:30Mm-hmm
00:36:32Mm-hmm
00:36:34Hmm
00:36:57Alert captain half-run is meddling with his internal pressures again alert
00:37:04I
00:37:34Remembering absorption achieved all systems run
00:38:04Oh
00:38:35Oh
00:38:55The captain has lost 28% of higher brain functions
00:39:04Oh
00:39:2836% of reasoning ability has been impaired
00:39:3436% of reasoning ability has been impaired
00:40:0436% of reasoning ability has been impaired
00:40:34Oh
00:41:04Oh
00:41:30The biokinetic syringe reached
00:41:33130 ecto clings, please. Remember to clean your earpieces. Thank you
00:41:42Wouldn't you like to call off the bet right now what that oh, I see you're going to stick to your plan no matter what
00:41:50You're cute. Very strange
00:41:53Yes, but you like me. Anyway, that was certainly one of the best breakfasts I've ever had
00:41:59See you around lover
00:42:02I
00:42:29Was what
00:42:30Come on I saw you in that beautiful number leaving here last night and a different one not five hours ago. Oh
00:42:37They are the same person
00:42:40They are
00:42:42Yes, I am positive
00:42:50Excuse me
00:42:52That book you're reading. Where did you get it? It's assigned reading
00:42:56Assigned. Yes. I teach a class in ancient mythology
00:43:00You're a teacher
00:43:03Well only part-time. I'm a graduate student. I am a student myself
00:43:07Really in what the study of humanity? Oh
00:43:12You mean anthropology?
00:43:14That's my major to what a coincidence
00:43:18Coincidence
00:43:19Yes, you know a lucky accident. Of course. I don't really believe in accidents. You don't oh
00:43:27No, I think everything happens because it's meant to don't you agree I think you are right
00:43:35I'm Gwen. How did you happen to decide on that name?
00:43:42You remind me of someone I know really
00:43:45Yes an old boyfriend. He has a sense of humor exactly like yours
00:43:50I am sure we have many other things in common. Actually you do
00:43:55There's a striking similarity
00:43:58physically, I mean I
00:44:00Have some things to do right now. Could we meet back here later? I'd like to buy you a drink if I might I
00:44:07Could use the company. Yes. Yes, I would like that very much
00:44:24I
00:44:55I
00:44:57Exactly like Walter he could never stop looking at other women either. I
00:45:04Feel very strange
00:45:07Well, you've only had six beers do you think that is the reason why I feel strange
00:45:15I'd say so
00:45:18Very good good straight
00:45:21Yes, it is, but I feel so
00:45:26Adventurous, you know people on holiday do things they wouldn't
00:45:32ordinarily do
00:45:38Tell me more I am your student
00:45:51The
00:45:59Captain is aroused again. Thank you
00:46:21Ah
00:46:51Oh
00:47:21Oh
00:47:51Ah
00:48:21Oh
00:48:51Oh
00:49:22Oh
00:49:24Oh
00:49:49Emmanuel
00:49:54What did you just say I think you heard me
00:49:59I'm so sleepy. I'll see you later on tonight. Okay in the bar, of course
00:50:24Oh
00:50:40Somebody's looking oh
00:50:42Two people actually the drunk you knocked over and that blonde you were with the other night
00:50:48Ursula
00:50:50She said she went to your room last night and you weren't there
00:50:54Thank you for telling me I will have to avoid her you'll have to avoid her yes, she is not who I thought she was I
00:51:02have found you I
00:51:08Love this song you do
00:51:13He probably thinks I'm a barfly
00:51:16Usually when I travel I don't spend this much time in bars, but I'm sharing a room with complete stranger
00:51:21I'm doing everything I can stay away from her
00:51:24How did that happen? Oh, there was a mix-up. I was supposed to be in another room and
00:51:29It's not that interesting I think it is very interesting
00:51:33Where you from? Where do you think I am from?
00:51:36I'm not sure and that's really unusual because I've been all over the world and usually I can tell what someone's from almost immediately
00:51:44You know how front
00:51:47I'm a total vagabond
00:51:49So, you know my name I wasn't spying or anything I just happened to overhear you introduce yourself to that girl
00:51:57Ursula
00:52:01God this boat feels like a fishbowl. I feel like I haven't had any privacy since I first boarded
00:52:07Well, you can have your privacy once again. I know the truth Emanuel. I
00:52:12Beg your pardon. Oh very well if you insist
00:52:16So your name isn't Emanuel
00:52:19No, it's Louise
00:52:22Well
00:52:24Where are you going?
00:52:25Actually, I was gonna sneak off to the lifeboats. It's where I've spent the last two nights
00:52:30The only place I feel like I can get any privacy you can get privacy in my room
00:52:49Status alert sexual activity has commenced
00:52:54Please begin monitoring
00:52:56The captain is at it again
00:53:19You
00:53:41Intuitive reasoning down 14% mathematical reasoning down 25%
00:54:19Oh
00:54:26Heat and humidity levels have risen 37% in the control room
00:54:48Oh
00:55:18I
00:55:41Hope you're not looking for a drink. I'm not I
00:55:44Also, hope you realize Ursula is sitting just behind you
00:55:51Where have you been these last two days
00:55:53half-on
00:55:55I'm almost packed just as soon as I am
00:55:58My god, you're exactly like Walter. He couldn't keep it zipped either
00:56:04All over for you last night, who are you with me?
00:56:08Well, you can have him the big cad
00:56:10Say you slept with her too. Yes, but only because I thought she was you you what never in a million years
00:56:17That was double for me
00:56:19You want a piece of this?
00:56:21He's all yours. I don't think he's all anybody. I don't think he's all there
00:56:25Looking all over for you
00:56:34Serves you right cad
00:56:36Half-run, are you hurt? Are you? Okay?
00:56:40Emmanuel it's you
00:56:42What did you say? It's you. I know it's you because you care
00:56:47You are the only one who does
00:56:51Yes, half-run you're absolutely right
00:57:06I
00:57:08Like you much better in this form
00:57:11Thank you
00:57:14Why didn't you admit it was you the first night I guess I just wanted to see how much faith you had
00:57:20faith
00:57:22Yeah, and actually you didn't have much
00:57:28So I have lost the bet you you are leaving us no
00:57:36I'll stay until you leave
00:57:40Or until I teach you everything I can
00:57:44Jennifer comes first
00:58:07So
00:58:10This is music I
00:58:12Wanted you all to hear it because what we call love is provoked by more than just our bodies
00:58:19There's a feeling we call romance and music is just one of the many elements. We used to bring it up and what are the others?
00:58:27Well anything that creates a certain mood a certain atmosphere
00:58:31Atmosphere for example if a man and a woman are having dinner together by candlelight
00:58:39Music and food in the words of one of our greatest minds if music is the food of love
00:58:45I
00:58:46Thought food was just to sustain the body
00:58:50Well, yes, it is
00:58:53It depends on how it's eaten
00:58:55It's very hard to explain
00:58:57You don't have to explain it I know I understand completely good for you Raymond I
00:59:03Like to meet the person who makes the music. Well, that shouldn't be so hard to arrange. She's a friend of mine
00:59:09We lived in the same apartment building together in Paris
00:59:27You
00:59:31Think she'll find me pleasing the way I look because I can take another form if I
00:59:37She'll like you just fine, but don't get your hopes up she's married married
00:59:46You see when two people love each other enough they make a promise to one another they promise to be together
00:59:52Just the two of them. Ah
00:59:57I
01:00:01Emmanuel
01:00:04It's been years
01:00:05Where have you been keeping yourself? I've been
01:00:09traveling
01:00:10Marie, this is my friend Raymond. Hi Raymond. It's nice to meet you
01:00:15It's very nice meeting you. Also, come in. Come in
01:00:27I
01:00:49Was the last record I made almost two years ago
01:00:52After Richard left me it just I just didn't have the desire to play anymore
01:00:59I'm so sorry Marie
01:01:01Out of all the couples. I knew I thought you and rich would last forever
01:01:05Well, we didn't
01:01:07He met another girl and boom. That was it. We haven't spoken in over a year
01:01:12I'm sorry, Raymond. I just met you and here I am telling you my life story. I
01:01:17Just met you and here I am telling you my life story. I find it very interesting, but I wish you'll play music
01:01:23I wish that too
01:01:31Is this the instruments you use well, yes
01:01:40Where did you two meet actually it's a long story and we really should be going no
01:01:47Emmanuel I wish you wouldn't it's so nice having you here. Why don't you spend the night?
01:01:52You
01:02:14He obviously has an interest in music and no natural ability
01:02:22We're not together, you know
01:02:25You don't have to tiptoe around me Emanuel
01:02:29Raymond is a very unique man
01:02:33He's got
01:02:34How should I put this a?
01:02:37very strange sense of humor
01:02:40He'll say things sometimes and you won't realize he's joking, but he is
01:02:44Emmanuel stop you're embarrassing me and one more thing
01:02:48If anything does happen tonight
01:02:51Don't fall in love with him. Nothing's going to happen now. Good night
01:03:11Raymond
01:03:12I'll show you to your room now. Very well. I
01:03:15Wish we had instrument like this where I come from and where's that two thousand light years away
01:03:24Emmanuel was right. You're very funny. Now. Tell me really where exactly do you come from?
01:03:312137 light years away
01:03:35Thanks, I needed a good laugh. Oh this thing so out of tune
01:03:43You hear that
01:03:55What you stop because because it's the first time I've
01:04:12I
01:04:29Attention Raymond has commenced sexual arousal. Please stand by to monitor progress
01:04:42I
01:05:12I
01:05:22Attempting oral stimulation success rate 83% 84%
01:05:4286% 88%
01:06:12I
01:06:28Raymond has now suffered 54% impairment of communication abilities
01:06:42I
01:07:12I
01:07:42I
01:07:55Know it's a great morning. I feel wonderful Emmanuel. Thanks to you
01:08:08And especially thanks to you
01:08:11We had sex last night I figured I
01:08:15Have lots planned for us today
01:08:17I thought we'd take a tour of the Louvre Marie and then while we're there I can get a tuner to come up and
01:08:22Get the piano back and show me and then tonight we can go out Marie, please stop
01:08:28Raymond and I have got to leave
01:08:30We'll stay until after breakfast, but then we've got to go but why we just do
01:08:36Emmanuel
01:08:38Raymond is a grown man. Perfectly capable of making his own decisions
01:08:44Raymond can I have a word with you alone?
01:08:57I love Mary
01:09:00Raymond
01:09:02You have no idea what love is
01:09:05Love is
01:09:07You have to know someone a long time to be able to say that you love them
01:09:11And you can't build a relationship on lies. You have to be honest you
01:09:19All right, listen
01:09:21I'll leave you here for one week
01:09:25But I'm coming back for you Raymond and it's in Marie's best interest and yours that you come with me then
01:09:37I
01:10:07I
01:10:37I
01:11:07I
01:11:37I
01:11:55This is a sexual arousal alert all stations, please stand by to monitor
01:12:07I
01:12:26Tactile sensory neural response has climbed 20%
01:12:37Oh
01:13:07I
01:13:19Think I would like to be married to you
01:13:24Raymond I was just thinking the same thing. The answer is yes. Yes
01:13:38I
01:13:53Why didn't you stay here let me go in and see if I can talk to him he might get scared if he sees you
01:14:00Very well
01:14:07Money out
01:14:31You haven't lost your touch have you thanks, but I've decided it's just gonna be a hobby from now on
01:14:37That's how I ruined my first marriage
01:14:40rehearsing all the time
01:14:41first marriage
01:14:43You're not planning on getting married again. Are you?
01:14:47well
01:14:49Actually, yes, I know it's hard to believe but Raymond and I are engaged
01:14:56We've
01:14:58we've planned a little celebration for tonight and
01:15:02Since you're the one that introduced us you can be the guest of honor Marie
01:15:06I told you I told you not to fall in love with Raymond. He can't get married. Why not?
01:15:13Because he's taken another vow. Haven't you Raymond? No, I don't know what you're talking about
01:15:19Emmanuel I've had just about enough of this. I want
01:15:28A hang-up happens all the time
01:15:31It's probably Richard Richard. I
01:15:35Think he calls just to check up on me. Maybe he's trying to reconcile. I used to hope so
01:15:42now look Emmanuel if
01:15:45You're gonna wish us. Well, that's one thing
01:15:48But if you're gonna come around here acting like you're Raymond's mother, well, then I'm sorry, but I don't want you around
01:15:55Of course I understand
01:16:05I
01:16:07Where's Raymond
01:16:10He refuses to come then I will have to know
01:16:14No, I don't think that'll be necessary
01:16:16There's something about Marie that I'm not sure Raymond knows
01:16:21actually, I
01:16:22Don't even think she knows herself
01:16:34Thanks, baby
01:16:38See you next time I
01:16:46Still do not understand what you have in mind. She's still in love with her ex-husband if there's any way that I can
01:16:56What I was going to say is if he hasn't attached himself already then maybe I can get them back together
01:17:02But now I'm not so sure
01:17:20Manuel
01:17:24This is certainly unexpected why would he expect us we decided to come here only moments ago
01:17:30Richard this is my friend. How are you? I am tickled pink to meet you
01:17:41Well, come in
01:17:49You look beautiful as ever can I get you drink
01:17:56Anything for you
01:17:59Doesn't drink
01:18:01Just for me. I
01:18:04Trust you've seen Murray
01:18:06Yes, as a matter of fact, I did I spent a couple of days with her
01:18:11She's very lonely Richard. Oh
01:18:16Actually, I should say she was lonely I introduced her to a friend of mine and they hit it off pretty good
01:18:24Well good good for her it's about time she got on with her life
01:18:30You
01:18:35Know she claims you call her all the time. She says you hang up whenever you hear a voice
01:18:42She does, huh?
01:18:45Richard listen to me
01:18:47If there's just the slightest chance that you're still in love with her
01:18:52You better act fast
01:18:54She's rushing into a marriage with a friend of mine. And if she goes through with it
01:18:58It's gonna be a big big mistake
01:19:00So if it's pride that's holding you back
01:19:03Do yourself both a favor
01:19:06Swallow it
01:19:10Tell Marie I wish you the best
01:19:17Your plan is a failure Emanuel, I am sorry, but force is the only solution
01:19:23I
01:19:25Wait a minute
01:19:27We don't need Richard
01:19:29You can be Richard or someone that looks just like him
01:19:33Yes, you're right
01:19:37No
01:19:39It will never work. Why not because Raymond will know it's me. I will walk in with you and he will know right away
01:19:49Then I'll just have to take on another form myself
01:19:54Yes
01:20:06Yes, Marie, it's so good to see you
01:20:10Don't you remember me it's Alexandra from the Music Academy
01:20:15Alexandra of course, I remember you. Well, come on in. I have a date. Well, he's welcome to oh good
01:20:23Marie this is my old friend from the Music Academy
01:20:29Come in
01:20:31This
01:20:48Thing itches Emanuel
01:20:50Well, it won't be for very much longer have Ron sooner or later. She's going to make a move
01:20:55Good. Well, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to seduce one of the other women here
01:21:01Well, this is to Marie and
01:21:07Raymond
01:21:08it's
01:21:09Well things have moved along so quickly, but I would like to propose a toast to their happiness. Oh
01:21:18Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm let me clean you up. Is there a sink available right over there?
01:21:31I
01:21:47Can I help you I
01:21:49Was looking for my coat
01:21:52You're wearing your coat. Oh
01:21:55Yes, I see now that I am
01:21:59Richard what are you doing here?
01:22:01Disguised like that Richard. My name is Terry
01:22:05How can that be?
01:22:08You look exactly like him
01:22:10You even sound like him
01:22:15Maybe you don't look anything like him. Maybe I'm just drunk and that's what I want to think. You should not be sad
01:22:22You
01:22:26You're going to get married you should be very happy
01:22:30But I'm not I should be but I'm not
01:22:38Can I ask you a favor yes, can I touch your face?
01:22:43Please
01:22:49Can I ask you another favor, yes, will you kiss me?
01:23:01Your fiancee is an old friend of mine
01:23:04Fiancee the woman you're about to marry. Oh, yes. I love it very much
01:23:10Well, she certainly seemed to like my date a lot
01:23:13Date
01:23:14The man I brought with me. It seemed to me. She liked him even better than she liked you. I didn't notice
01:23:21Well, I did I think you're mistaken. I
01:23:24Don't think I am
01:23:42Captain have fun has done it again. Please stand by all stations
01:24:12Oh
01:24:29All metabolic indicators functioning blood flow to bring down 74%
01:24:42Oh
01:25:12Oh
01:25:42You
01:25:44Know marriage is a very big step. It means forever. Do you have any idea what that means Raymond better than you?
01:25:51How would you know any better than me because I'm not one of you. I'm from another place a long ways away
01:25:56I see and you think you're ready to live your life as a human being don't you see how quickly you revealed that to me?
01:26:02You'll never get away with this. So it's you Emmanuel and who's that with you?
01:26:13I
01:26:23Am going back to the transport Emmanuel sure
01:26:42You
01:26:54Don't blame half
01:26:56It was my idea. I
01:26:59Don't blame anyone you're right and I was wrong
01:27:03But still I cannot help it. So very sad for Mary
01:27:08It was cruel
01:27:10The only thing I could think of
01:27:14Broken hearts are a big part of
01:27:38Richard
01:27:40Is it really you if it's not too late
01:28:02You
01:28:10You