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  • 7/4/2025
Monster in the Closet (1986 Movie) - In 5 Minutes

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Transcript
00:00Will Joe me not be able to see worth a hoot in hell?
00:04I can hear an antus on a sponge.
00:07You bring old Joe his slippers.
00:12God bless that dog, and that dog will be the death of me.
00:19Come on out!
00:24There's a big murder case up in Chestnut Hill.
00:27Three murders within a week.
00:28Run with it.
00:30That story's three weeks old.
00:36Now, it's fine with me if you want to poison your own children.
00:39But in the future, will you do me a favor?
00:41Stay away from mine.
00:43What are you doing?
00:43Some crazy lady from the college.
00:45She thinks it's some kind of a snake that's doing the murder.
00:48Did you say snake?
00:49I told you.
00:50Now, that lady, she come in here and said to me
00:53that them hoes was probably made by some kind of a giant snake.
00:57Hi, hon.
01:01Roy!
01:02I finished your work at the office.
01:03Great.
01:04It's in the closet!
01:11This guy's dead as a doornail.
01:13Do I look like a complete imbecile?
01:15I was only trying to tell him that the marks found on the bodies
01:17had the same characteristics as a snake bite.
01:19Odd, isn't it?
01:21It seems to be some sort of animal claw.
01:23If you don't clean your plate, no cucumber pudding.
01:26Slimy green substance.
01:28Squirt it out right into my face.
01:29So, this is the famous ultrasonic energy augmenter, huh?
01:37Hey, hold your fire.
01:42Lick or treat's over.
01:43Who does?
01:44National emergency.
01:57We think that there's a pattern to its movements.
02:00I told you I'd talk to him one way or another.
02:15Shit.
02:16Bust my ass trying to save some lives around here.
02:18The monster should show up here just about now.
02:20That's the goddamn grammar school.
02:22The monster should show up here, baby.
02:39Wait, somebody help out!
02:40No!
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03:02Where can this bastard back where he came from?
03:05No!
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03:21evacuating if you and this bitch think you're gonna god moves in mysterious infinite wisdom
03:28the only way to stop the monster we must destroy all its energy
03:44kick harder
03:51now
04:00i could stop it with the inner jog meter it's a toy you won't do anything
04:17the creature continues its relentless march south destroy all closets every closet in the world
04:31the creature is dying
04:45i was so worried we were all praying that there was a closet he couldn't fit both of us in it was
04:52beauty killed the boys that's enough already mr bernstein call me chief go back and rebuild your
05:00closets
05:07hi
05:14so
05:28okay boys
05:44Damn, right?
05:53Hi, hon.
06:14Scoop, that's the best thing you've ever done.
06:19You're gonna win another Pulitzer.
06:21Oh, that's sweet, Maggie.
06:23Am I gonna see you tonight?
06:25Call me later.
06:26It's not the big story in a Scoop that keep a big city newspaper alive.

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