Pot Zombies (2005 Movie) - In 5 Minutes - video Dailymotion

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00:01Hell, boy, I don't care. Bloody or not, here I come.

00:05The only two things that matter in the deer woods is Colbert and no nagging old lady.

00:10And weed.

00:11Hell, yeah.

00:26Oh, shit!

00:27You thought it was an accident.

00:29What are we gonna do?

00:42What the hell?

00:47Any project that you undergo is the cost-benefit analysis.

01:00So nice of you to join us today.

01:02Do you have your report finished?

01:03My cat ate it?

01:04Scientists are baffled by the recent deaths of three rednecks, two yuppies, four Trekkies,

01:10and some other people not worth mentioning.

01:13Don't be used to drugs.

01:17Don't be used to drugs.

01:47Don't be used to drugs.

02:16Down there.

02:18So gross! I tried to run away, but I slipped on the blood!

02:28I totally want to port the news, lady.

02:30You look kind of green.

02:32I feel a little weird.

02:35Pizza man! Pizza man!

02:37Take it in, Debbie!

02:46Pizza man!

02:59If it was me who wanted to work, I'd totally.

03:01If you were working at all, it would be a miracle.

03:04Yeah, and this is the other thing.

03:13Was I speeding, sir?

03:14I pulled you over because I don't like your kind of hippie shit.

03:19Do I smell reefer?

03:21Drugs? No.

03:22Out of that car! Now!

03:24We just gotta sit down and we gotta talk this over.

03:27Okay, man?

03:28Listen to the wind.

03:29Look what we got here.

03:39God, I feel like shit.

03:41I didn't know what the cat was. God, I was drunk.

03:44You fucking zombies.

03:50Shit.

03:51Yeah?

03:56Everybody calls me Cool Breeze.

03:58Like who?

03:59Dude.

04:00You feel like shit?

04:01Man, Stoney just doesn't get stoned no matter how much shit he smokes.

04:05I gotta get out of here.

04:06Get out of here.

04:09I'm all I can do.

04:16What the fuck?

04:18One thousand coaves is won't bear long.

04:22You're knocking down your door.

04:39One thousand corpses walk the earth

04:50The dead is risen from their dreams

04:56One thousand corpses on the run

05:01They can't be stopped with guns

05:04Unless you hit the bridge

05:07That whole drug scene, man, that is like a bad trip, man

05:13Like, you know, like you go to the store, man, because you want some chicken, right?

05:18And you're looking for the chicken and you see the sign for the chicken

05:22And so you go there and you pick up the package, man, and it says chicken on it

05:26But there's not like a chicken in there, man

05:29There's just like this white thing with this slime on it, man

05:33So you say, where's the chicken, man?

05:34And the guy with the white coat, he says, well, that's the chicken, man

05:39And I'm like, why are you fucking with my head, man?

05:42I just want some chicken, all right?

05:44And I look around and everybody's looking at me, man

05:46And I just wanted some chicken

05:48Why does this have to turn into such a big hassle thing, man?

05:52Hey, do you have any chicken?

05:55Get your patchouli smelling ass out of that car now!

Pot Zombies (2005 Movie) - In 5 Minutes

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