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00:00...things, bubby!
00:02Now I'll get you and your big fuzzy dog, too!
00:09It's half-pint.
00:11Watch this.
00:18Oh, no.
00:20Is that a flat tire?
00:22Quiet, everybody!
00:25Wait.
00:26Wait a second.
00:27Derek, is that you?
00:28How many times have I told you to stop tapping on the side of the car?
00:33How many?
00:33It wasn't me.
00:34It was Bobby.
00:36No, it wasn't me.
00:38I'm sitting in the middle.
00:42All right, the two of you.
00:44Stop it, or there's going to be trouble.
00:46Oh, no.
00:47Well, honey, what do you expect?
00:49You should keep both your hands on the G-darned wheel.
00:51Daddy, you're right.
00:53You said there was going to be trouble.
00:58May I see your driver's license, please?
01:09Is this your current address, Mr. Generic?
01:12That's Generic.
01:14Pronounced Gen-er-ic.
01:17Daddy, remember what you always say about police, man?
01:22Now is not the time, Bobby.
01:25You say, why aren't they outcatching criminals instead of bothering us tax-paying citizens?
01:33Well, that's what he always says.
01:34Good point.
01:39Could you tax-paying citizens help us?
01:42Huh?
01:42Looks like a hostage situation.
02:03Yeah.
02:04Seven people are being held by three defective ballet dancers.
02:07They'll blow up the building if we don't give in to their demands.
02:09What can we do if we only had someone in the building?
02:16Where's Bobby?
02:17Wait a minute.
02:18Who's that on the roof?
02:20I don't know.
02:21That's my little brother.
02:26Daddy, I'm blue.
02:27How have you up?
02:28What's that on the roof?
02:47What's that on the roof?
02:49What's that on the roof?
02:50What's that on the roof?
02:50What's that on the roof?
02:51What's that on the roof?
02:51What's that on the roof?
02:52What's that on the roof?
02:52What's that on the roof?
02:53What's that on the roof?
02:54What's that on the roof?
02:54What's that on the roof?
02:55What's that on the roof?
02:55What's that on the roof?
02:55What's that on the roof?
02:56What's that on the roof?
02:56What's that on the roof?
02:57What's that on the roof?
02:57hey the little dork did it he saved the hostages
03:06that's one fine underage hero you've got there tell you what i'm gonna do
03:16i'm gonna let you off with a warning this time ah thank you officer after all you are on the
03:24way to aunt ruth's i figure that's punishment enough here we are aunt ruth
03:45dad it's quiet in there too quiet
03:50over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house we go a sleigh is one
03:58way to save on gas or you could drive every fifty dollars you spend on gift cards at giant eagle
04:04earns you 20 cent fuel perks per gallon it stings the toes and bites the noses over the ground we go
04:11it's cold so get to grandma's without frostbite remember to shop for grandma's gifts with gift
04:16cards and earn 20 cent fuel perks hurry in 20 cent fuel perks on retailer gift cards won't last long
04:23get ready for the biggest surprise of the holidays
04:27this christmas check this out it wouldn't be the holidays without
04:34oh impressive the chipmunks okay guys now lights out
04:39goodnight tonight tonight tonight not tired alvin
04:41not tired alvin alvin
04:44tired just kidding don't make me come over there
04:47so you think santa will like these red and green m&m's i don't know i never met the guy
05:01he does exist they do exist
05:04uh santa
05:082.99
05:232.99
05:26get a real value meal for 2.99
05:28wendy's crispy chicken deluxe with all white meat
05:31or the double junior cheeseburger deluxe
05:33both with fries and a drink
05:35now for just 2.99
05:36you know when it's real
05:38wednesday it's a ho ho ho new middle
05:42did you make your list for santa
05:43what i really want this year is some answers
05:46what is the purpose of life
05:47how about a bike
05:48abc's the middle all new wednesday 8 37 30 central on abc
05:53merry christmas
05:54start a new holiday tradition with an all new modern family
05:57in columbia they'll stay up till morning
05:59but as you'll notice from the absence of goats in the street we are not in columbia
06:03abc's modern family
06:05all new wednesday 9 8 central on abc comedy wednesday
06:08oh look at you you're so cute
06:16i can just hug you to death
06:18oh wow wow she'll scratch my face
06:21well he's your son bobby say hi to your aunt ruth
06:30the moment of truth has arrived
06:35hi aunt ruth
06:37oh well well look who's here
06:40i could just squeeze the stuffing right out of you
06:44guess who
06:49no guess again
06:51that's right
06:53it's me uncle ted
06:55hey everybody line up for noogies
06:58come on
06:59uncle ted now no roughhousing
07:07scouts honor sis
07:08come on let's go roughhousing
07:14yay roughhousing
07:16dick velcro here live with peggy phlegm at the u.s roughhousing olympic trials
07:30they're about to start so let's watch their routine
07:33well dick the program says they'll start with a single axle
07:38great move
07:46they cleaned out the top of the table with that one dick
07:49they really make it look easy
07:51oh here comes a sit spin into a camel
07:54here come the scores for technical merit
08:21tens across the board
08:23uncle ted
08:25you bonehead
08:26oh now oofta
08:30uncle ted you're worse than the kids
08:32oh well no problem
08:34i can fix this old thing
08:37just get me some super glue
08:38super glue
08:39i'll help you uncle ted
08:41no
08:41well
08:42then
08:44can i have a cookie
08:45no
08:46not right now bobby
08:47we're gonna eat pretty soon
08:48so go wash your hands
08:50i don't understand
08:52all i ever do is wash my hands
08:54i just want a cookie
08:55roger
08:59aunt ruth left a disguise
09:00i've got an idea
09:03good afternoon mr bobby
09:13the photograph you are looking at is the cookie jar sitting on aunt ruth's counter
09:17your mission body
09:19should you accept it
09:20is to scale the counter
09:21and get the cookies
09:22this is wayne newton
09:25he has nothing to do with this mission
09:27but doesn't he look like zara without a mask
09:30anyway
09:31good luck
09:32this tape will self-destruct in
09:34a couple of seconds
09:35oh bobby how adorable you look so cute
09:56what do you see what he's wearing there
09:58oh my gosh
09:59he's
10:00i'll see you nouvelle
10:01god
10:01now go start
10:02to give me a second
10:03video
10:04what are you gonna do with this
10:05i don't know
10:07it's like
10:08yeah
10:08oh god
10:08i think i'm going to record
10:10the questions
10:11and i think you're going to get a good deal
10:11and i've been really worried about the way
10:13it's going to hurt you
10:13it's going to be ok
10:14i can't have one
10:14i can't have one
10:15now
10:15but i'm going to try
10:17some of the stuff
10:17and i can't have a good deal
10:18and that's going to be
10:19in contact with you
10:19and i can't have a good deal
10:20or do anything
10:20if i can have a good deal
10:21because i even i do
10:22i can't have a good deal
10:23and i can't have one
10:24but not have a good idea

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