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00:00And now, an exclusive first look at the new ABC Family original comedy, State of Georgia.
00:12Well, Joe, you're almost out of time.
00:13Honestly, I cannot lie to Brad anymore.
00:15He's very nice, yes, but it is not his fault that he is bringing me to hell one fist bump
00:20at a time.
00:23Oh, I got a text.
00:24Guess who misses me already?
00:27You just pocket-dialed me.
00:29I heard everything you said.
00:31Oh, my God!
00:34Do you think that he knows now that we're just stringing him along until I get the recipe?
00:37Oh, no, I am too good of an actress.
00:39He'll never figure this out.
00:42Your phone is still on, and I figured it out.
00:45What am I gonna do?
00:46Turn it off, turn it off.
00:47Oh, I'm trying.
00:48It's not working.
00:50Hold down the power button.
00:52Brad, I am holding down the power button.
00:55I know, Joe.
00:56I just took a picture of myself.
00:59Don't miss the world premiere of the new original comedy, State of Georgia, Wednesday after
01:04the premiere of Melissa and Joey, only on ABC Family, a new kind of family.
01:09Bud, watch your back.
01:17Say, Tippy, wanna shag some balls?
01:23Four!
01:25Sorry!
01:26Dear Diary, hi, it's me, Doug.
01:41You know, the school dance seemed like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it
01:46was only yesterday.
01:49It all began, well, this afternoon.
01:52Me and Porkchop were putting the finishing touches on my costume for the dance, and everything
02:01was going fine, when all of a sudden, it hit me.
02:05Oh, hey, funny, where are ya?
02:08Hi, Roger.
02:09What you doing?
02:10Trying on your costume for the big dance tonight?
02:13What are ya?
02:14A pile of manure?
02:15Ha!
02:16Ha!
02:16I'm a slug.
02:18So, you're really gonna go through with it, huh?
02:21What do you mean?
02:22Well, you're paired up to dance with Patty Mayonnaise, aren't you?
02:25Yeah, I guess I'm the luckiest guy.
02:28Lucky?
02:29Do you realize she's the best dancer in the whole school?
02:33Yeah, so?
02:34So?
02:35Think about it, Einstein.
02:36How many dance contests you won lately?
02:39Um, none.
02:40How many dances you ever been to?
02:42Uh, none.
02:43Have you ever danced in your life?
02:46No.
02:46Let's face it, funny.
02:48You can't dance!
02:50Everyone's going to be laughing at you!
02:53I can hear it now!
02:55Ha!
02:55Ha!
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03:18At least fuel efficiency, its profile is sculpted for optimal aerodynamics.
03:23It reduces wind resistance in an irresistible sort of way.
03:28The all-new Ford Focus, with up to 40 miles per gallon highway.
03:35Hey!
03:36Francesco!
03:37McQueen!
03:38I thought you were on a stuff site.
03:39You just ordered a shot of Americano.
03:41To go!
03:42Mom!
03:43Come on.
03:44Here's my nous-maker.
03:45Holy fuck.
03:46Peace-fuck.
03:47There's my fellas just glootion on through here.
03:50Huh?
03:51Huh?
03:52Ho, ho!
03:53Yah a lot ho.
03:54Yeah allison know better than to compete with mom on a mission...
03:55The race is on!
03:56flees트...
03:57Peace it!
03:59Now at Target.
04:00Disney Pixar's Cars 2, only in theaters.
04:03Why are you here?
04:06On July 15th.
04:07We never left.
04:08Everyone returns for their final stand.
04:15You'll stay with me until the end.
04:18We've kept him alive so he can die at the proper moment.
04:22Bring him to me.
04:24Only I can live forever.
04:26Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, rated PG-13, in theaters and IMAX 3D.
04:34Smallest things can make a world of difference, like reducing your water footprint.
04:38While your shower heats up, use a bucket to collect all that cold water.
04:42Then, water your plant.
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04:47The pure, crisp taste of Dasani comes in redesigned plastic bottles sourced from up to 30% plants.
04:53And it's still 100% recyclable.
04:55So you can refresh yourself while you renew the planet.
04:59ABC Family's A New Kind of Green is brought to you by Dasani.
05:03Remember, a good agent is prepared for any situation.
05:06We'll do that.
05:07That was born prepared.
05:11Uh-oh.
05:12That ain't good.
05:13You can't always be prepared.
05:21Dadgum.
05:21That's why State Farm is here for you.
05:26Now that's an undercover agent.
05:28State Farm agents.
05:29Always looking out for you.
05:31Disney Pixar's Cars 2.
05:32Only in theaters.
05:33Roger was explaining to me all the reasons why I shouldn't go to the dance.
05:39He said it was for my own good.
05:41Tell you what I'm gonna do.
05:43I'll dance with Ms. Mayonnaise for you.
05:46All you have to do is go back home and forget about it.
05:49Go home?
05:50And miss the dance?
05:51Sure.
05:52You don't want Patty to know you're a klutz, do you?
05:55Huh?
05:56I'll just tell her you couldn't make it.
05:58I'll tell her you had to make like a tree and leaf.
06:00Get it?
06:05Very funny, Roger.
06:07Oh, brother.
06:08What a klutz.
06:11See you later, funny.
06:13I don't know about Roger.
06:15Sometimes I wonder if he knows what he's talking about.
06:18Sometimes I think he's trying to...
06:20Whoa!
06:21Whoa!
06:24Hello there, Douglas.
06:25Nice costume.
06:26What are you, sack of dirty socks?
06:28I'm a slug.
06:31Whatever.
06:31How do I look?
06:32You look like a chicken, Mr. Ding.
06:35There.
06:36You look like a chicken.
06:38Can we go now?
06:39Well, you're both wrong.
06:40I'm a grade-A thoroughbred chicken.
06:42But, but, the ultimate in poultry wear.
06:45Very expensive.
06:46The missus thinks I look stupid.
06:48Are you going to the dance, Mr. and Mrs. Ding?
06:51Of course we are.
06:52I'm the chaperone.
06:54I'm going as the wife of a giant chicken.
06:57Well, of course you are, dear.
06:59I can't wait to get there.
07:01It's going to be a blast.
07:03Bawk, bawk, bawk.
07:03See you at the dance, Douglas.
07:05Bawk, bawk.
07:05Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
07:07Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
07:37You just pocket-dialed me.
07:40I heard everything you said.
07:42Oh, my God!
07:44Do you think that he knows now
07:46that we're just stringing him along
07:47until I get the recipe?
07:48Oh, no, I am too good of an actress.
07:50He'll never figure this out.
07:53Your phone is still on, and I figured it out.
07:56Ah, what am I going to do?
07:57Turn it off, turn it off.
07:58Oh, I'm trying.
07:59It's not working.
08:01Hold down the power button.
08:03Brad, I am holding down the power button.
08:04I know, Joe.
08:07I just took a picture of myself.
08:10Don't miss the world premiere
08:11of the new original comedy,
08:13State of Georgia,
08:14Wednesday after the premiere
08:15of Melissa and Joey,
08:17only on ABC Family,
08:18a new kind of family.
08:21Mrs. Agent Leland Turbo,
08:22be careful.
08:23It's not safe out here.
08:25I'm gas-geared and ready to fly.
08:27Here we go.
08:28Now.
08:28It's been McMissile!
08:30It's a whole new world.
08:31They're coming.
08:31Yes, they are.
08:32Get him out of there.
08:33Ow!
08:33Of comedy.
08:34Come on, Fuzzy Dice!
08:36And Freshman.
08:37It's organic, man.
08:39Roaming Stone Raves,
08:40Cars 2 is a winner.
08:41It's even better than before.
08:43Whoa, honey!
08:43Disney Pixar's Cars 2,
08:45rated G, in 3D, now playing.
08:46And don't miss the all-new
08:47Toy Story short,
08:48Hawaiian Vacation,
08:49only with Cars.
08:50Agree.
08:51A good agent is prepared
08:52for any situation.
08:53We'll do that.
08:54Gee, that was born prepared.
08:56Uh-oh.
08:59That ain't good.
09:00You can't always be prepared.
09:08Dadgum.
09:08That's why State Farm is here for you.
09:12Now that's an undercover agent.
09:15State Farm agents,
09:16always looking out for you.
09:18Disney Pixar's Cars 2,
09:19only in theaters.
09:20Hmm, maybe the dinks are right.
09:31Maybe it is gonna be a blast.
09:33If you know how to dance, that is.
09:36Hey!
09:37Huh?
09:42You're good.
09:44What's up?
09:46Oh, hi, Skeeter.
09:47Hey, cool Godzilla costume.
09:52One of a kind.
09:52Very fine.
09:54I'm a slug.
09:55Even better.
09:56Gotta fly.
09:58Plenty of very superb DJ setup for-