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The Jowa Collector (2025) - Full Movie
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00:00:00I'm Luis
00:00:29Sabi nila, malakas dahon sex appeal
00:00:32Literal na, makalaglag party
00:00:43And I'm proud of it
00:00:59And I'm proud of it
00:01:29And I'm proud of it
00:01:59Sorry, miss. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
00:02:09Ah, wait!
00:02:12I'm Hazel, and you are?
00:02:18Luis Miguel Mercado
00:02:20That you've been called
00:02:22Marami akong diyowa
00:02:35Sabay-sabay
00:02:37Sa iba't-ibang course
00:02:41Sa University Belt
00:02:43May nag-aaral ng
00:02:46Accounting
00:02:47Nursing
00:02:49Culinary Arts
00:02:54Education
00:02:58Education
00:02:58Good boy
00:03:04Good boy
00:03:07Kaya naman, hanga silang lahat
00:03:19Nainggit
00:03:20Pumapalakpapin
00:03:21Oh, daan-daan lang baba
00:03:22I'm coming, sweetie
00:03:30Oh, daan-daan lang baba
00:03:34Sirup, sirup, sirup, sirup, sirup
00:03:39Sirup, sirup
00:03:40Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:03:44Ani niya, Alay?
00:03:54Napagod daw, babe
00:03:55Sunod-sunod yung exams
00:03:56Napagod yung utaw
00:03:58Kakareview
00:03:58Lagi ka na lang busy
00:04:02Last week, nag-workout ka
00:04:04Last last week
00:04:06Kararating mo lang sa out of town
00:04:07Lagi ka na lang pagod
00:04:09Nangihina
00:04:09Walang gana
00:04:10Siyempre
00:04:12Araw-arawin mo ba naman
00:04:14Mula lunis, eh
00:04:15Don't worry, babe
00:04:16Next time, magbawi ako sa'yo
00:04:19Ilang beses ko nang narinig yan?
00:04:25Okay, sige
00:04:25Next week, Monday, na schedule mo
00:04:28Para makapag-ipon ako
00:04:30ng lakas ng weekend
00:04:31Bakit?
00:04:32May iba ka pa bang inischedule?
00:04:35Hindi, siyempre
00:04:37Di naman dapat
00:04:38Araw-araw magkita, hindi ba?
00:04:41Tsaka
00:04:41Inischedule ko
00:04:43Para
00:04:44Siyempre, may ginagawa din ako
00:04:46Weekends na nga lang yung pahinga ko, eh
00:04:50Tapos family bonding
00:04:51I hope you understand, babe
00:04:55Kailangan ko prioritize
00:04:57Yung pag-aaral ko
00:04:58Otherwise
00:04:59Pakapagtigilin ako
00:05:02Limawa sa pagdijowa ko
00:05:03Ha?
00:05:05Tako, sorry, babe
00:05:06Sorry talaga
00:05:08Okay
00:05:10Okay na ako sa Monday
00:05:11Gets na kita
00:05:13Pero sana yun
00:05:15Ako lang bahaga sa'yo
00:05:18Ah
00:05:27Ah
00:05:27Ah
00:05:31Lobs, insarap
00:05:47Lobs?
00:05:49I love you, babe
00:05:51I love you
00:05:52Ah
00:05:53Sing it
00:05:53Ah
00:05:54Ah
00:05:56Ah
00:05:58Ah
00:07:28Thank you, Papa.
00:07:29Mama naman, hindi mo naman ako.
00:07:32Pinakansawan na akong under mo ko.
00:07:34Hindi naman sa ganun, love.
00:07:36Siyempre, pinabakante ko na yung Thursday para sa'yo.
00:07:40Tsaka, nasisira kasi yung schedule.
00:07:42Friday?
00:07:44Ang traffic noon.
00:07:45Maubos lang oras natin sa taxi.
00:07:47Eh, hindi gawin natin sa taxi.
00:07:49Hindi ba mas exciting yun, loves?
00:07:52Kahit ano namang araw, exciting.
00:07:54Basta kasama kita, bae.
00:07:55Okay lang ako.
00:07:57Any day.
00:07:58You're so understanding talaga, bae.
00:08:00Thanks.
00:08:01Tara, pagmamalaki na sa barkado.
00:08:03Okay lang, bae.
00:08:27Totoo naman, eh.
00:08:30Anong year ka na ba?
00:08:31Third year, Moscow.
00:08:33Ba?
00:08:34May nabingwit na naman na ibang course.
00:08:37Ha?
00:08:37Wala.
00:08:38Kasi meron na siyang...
00:08:39Friends!
00:08:40Mga kaibigan ko, sa iba't ibang major.
00:08:42Oo.
00:08:43Siyempre, alam mo naman, kailangan ko expand yung knowledge ko.
00:08:47Knowledge?
00:08:48Paano, hirap mag-maintain ng grades?
00:08:50Nakailang shift ka na nga ulit.
00:08:52Gago.
00:08:53Naboboard lang ako, kaya ako nagsishift ng course.
00:08:56Naboboard o napupurol?
00:08:59Right.
00:09:00Uy, ang harsh nyo.
00:09:02Inahalap nyo lang yung sarili niya at kung saan yung interest niya.
00:09:05Hindi na yung gayon, no?
00:09:08Ayun.
00:09:08Eh, three years na siyang legaw.
00:09:12Huwag mo na silang pinag-iintindi, bae.
00:09:14Ingit lang yung mga yan kasi wala silang girlfriend nasing ganda.
00:09:17Oh!
00:09:18Hanggangin talaga nyo.
00:09:20Ba, may girlfriend kayo?
00:09:25Ah, malilo pa rin na lang.
00:09:26Ah, bae, di ba may paso ka pa?
00:09:29Okay lang, bae.
00:09:30Natamada din ako pumaso.
00:09:31Ay, hindi.
00:09:32Ayoko naman isipin na bi-ay ako, di ba?
00:09:34Pumaso ka na.
00:09:35Masamarin kasi yung pakiramdam ko,
00:09:37yung sumasakit yung chungko.
00:09:38Baka hindi kita mahatid, ha?
00:09:39Ha?
00:09:40Pero, bae!
00:09:41Si CR lang ako.
00:09:42Si CR lang ako.
00:09:42Pero hindi pa sinasya mo ni Moconi.
00:09:44Kasi alam mo, lagi kasi sumasakit yung chungko niya.
00:09:46Kung ano na kasi kinakain niya.
00:09:47Ay, ang moods, kinakain na kita.
00:09:51Uy!
00:09:52Joey!
00:09:52Kanina ko pa tinitext si Luigi.
00:09:55Kasama niyo ba?
00:09:57Babe!
00:09:59Ha, babe?
00:10:00Babe!
00:10:01Ikaw talaga, mali yung pandinig buo ko ka.
00:10:06Ang ginagawa mo dito?
00:10:08Tsaka, paano mo nalaman na nandito ako?
00:10:10Nagbahasakali lang ako.
00:10:11Dito ang tambayan niya, di ba?
00:10:13Talagang si babe ko.
00:10:15Daig pa yung NBI ko mapag-imbestiga.
00:10:18Akala ko ba nilalagnat ka?
00:10:20Kaya hindi ka makalabas ng dormitory.
00:10:22Pinuntahan kita doon.
00:10:23Pero, pumasok ka raw.
00:10:25Ah, medyo umu-okay na kasi ako.
00:10:28Eh, sayang naman kung absent ako, di ba?
00:10:30Sayang yung matututunan.
00:10:32Ay, naku babe.
00:10:33Yan ang gusto ko sa'yo.
00:10:34Pero ito yung malagi ay studies mo.
00:10:39Kaya minsan nabapagayaan mo na.
00:10:41Babe, hindi naman.
00:10:43Este, babe.
00:10:44Gets ka naman, babe.
00:10:45And I'm so proud of you.
00:10:48Talaga, babe.
00:10:50Basta, babe.
00:10:51Bago na ulitin to, ha?
00:10:52Alam mo naman, ayaw ka na sinusurpresa ako, eh.
00:10:55Kasi, baka ikaw ang masurpresa.
00:10:57Tado!
00:10:59Baka kasi gumagawa ako ng projects.
00:11:01Alam mo na.
00:11:03Ayaw ka naman, hindi kita may entertain.
00:11:06Ang sweet mo.
00:11:08Ito nga pala yung pasalubong ko dapat.
00:11:11Uy, masarap na ito.
00:11:13Di ba, masakit yung chan mo?
00:11:15May taping.
00:11:17Hey, man!
00:11:19Pasensya mo na sila, babe.
00:11:20Galing talaga sila, eh.
00:11:22Ah, PG!
00:11:23Kahit puisit tong mga tropa ko,
00:11:25sila naman nagsasalba sa akin
00:11:27pag malapit na akong mabuking.
00:11:29Tawag sa akin ng tropa,
00:11:31the Jowa Collector sa University Belt.
00:11:35Kada campus, may jowa ko.
00:11:38Sila ang achievements ko.
00:11:39Mga tropeyo,
00:11:41ang nagbibigay ng fulfillment sa pagkatao ko.
00:11:43At pagkalalaki.
00:11:45Paragoy!
00:12:11Hey, my girlfriend.
00:12:15Si Susie.
00:12:20Girlfriend mo.
00:12:23Oo.
00:12:23Di nga.
00:12:34Parang wala naman kami na balita
00:12:36na may pinapormahan tong mokong na to.
00:12:38Banget?
00:12:39Nila ako bang ipang nalandakan sa inyo?
00:12:42O, naninigurado alang.
00:12:43Sasabihin mo kapag sinimun ka na.
00:12:45Oo nga.
00:12:45O, naninigurado alam ako.
00:12:48Sinim mo ito ba talaga yan?
00:12:51Nindigurado alin eh.
00:12:54Hindi kayo bagay.
00:12:55Ganda-ganda mo.
00:12:57Tapos signa mo yan,
00:12:59mukhang di naliligo.
00:13:00Di daw naliligo!
00:13:02Gapo lang, baho ko na dito.
00:13:03Baho ko na pala eh.
00:13:06Buta, beti.
00:13:07O, bakit?
00:13:08Mas gapo naman ako kaya sa...
00:13:09O, dito kay Alan!
00:13:13Yan!
00:13:14Fuck you!
00:13:15O, fuck you pala!
00:13:18Teka nga.
00:13:20Hindi na nga kayo.
00:13:22Ano ba, hindi naman ako tumitingin sa itsure eh.
00:13:24Ang importante sa akin,
00:13:26ang pait at mahal ako.
00:13:30Mahal mo ba siya?
00:13:32Naman!
00:13:33Hindi ko yung tinatanong.
00:13:35Super concern.
00:13:38Sakto lang.
00:13:39Sakto lang.
00:13:42Sakto po.
00:13:43Sakto lang, narinig niyo?
00:13:45Bobo ka ba?
00:13:46Alam mo ba ibig sabihin na sakto lang?
00:13:49Hindi pa 100% sure.
00:13:51Tayang ka, ayaw ka pang ipagpalit yan.
00:13:53Mas bobo ka!
00:13:55Yung sakto lang,
00:13:56walang labis,
00:13:57walang kulang.
00:14:00Magmamahal ka nalang kulang-kulang ba?
00:14:02Lina, doon na ako sa sobra-sobra.
00:14:04Takamok!
00:14:06Banda pwede pare.
00:14:08Ay, ilupit mo din, no?
00:14:10Majakpat ka dito kay Susie.
00:14:12Isipin mo ko tumungo na ka-jakpat.
00:14:14Of course!
00:14:15Diba?
00:14:17Ano ka ngayon?
00:14:18Tululaway ka sa jowa ko, no?
00:14:21Kago,
00:14:21wala pang tatalo sa akin.
00:14:23Maghintay ka.
00:14:25Talo kita.
00:14:25Mok...
00:14:26Mok...
00:14:26Mok...
00:14:27Mok...
00:14:58Susie.
00:14:59Oh!
00:15:00Hindi mo kasama yung barkada mo?
00:15:02Ikaw? Hindi mo kasama si Joey?
00:15:05Hindi. Tsaka ayoko naman na lagi siyang kasama, no? Eww.
00:15:12Inadbalata sa FB, ah?
00:15:14Ah, talaga. Taka. Sige, accept kita.
00:15:17Sabi mo yan, ah?
00:15:19Oo, wait lang.
00:15:21Ayan. Na-accept na kita.
00:15:24Ayun!
00:15:26Oo nga. Thank you, ah.
00:15:28Nakalaman.
00:15:32Susie!
00:15:33Oo! Sige, ah!
00:15:35May lakad pa kasi kami, eh.
00:15:37Una na kami.
00:15:38Friend mo?
00:15:40Ah, si Marla.
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46Sige, una na kami, may lakad pa kami, eh.
00:15:49Ah, sige.
00:15:50Ingat, ingat, ingat.
00:15:51Sige, ingat, ingat.
00:15:52Sige, ingat, ingat.
00:15:54Ewan ko ba?
00:15:55First time kong naramdaman na sa baba, eh.
00:15:58Inlove na ata ako.
00:15:59Ah!
00:16:00Ah!
00:16:01Ah!
00:16:02Ah!
00:16:03Ah!
00:16:04Ah!
00:16:05Ah!
00:16:06Ah!
00:16:07Ah!
00:16:08Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:10Ah!
00:16:11Ah!
00:16:12Ah!
00:16:13Ah!
00:16:14Ah!
00:16:15Ah!
00:16:16Ah!
00:16:17Ah!
00:16:18Ah!
00:16:19Ah!
00:16:20Ah!
00:16:21Ah!
00:16:22Ah!
00:16:23Ah!
00:16:24Ah!
00:16:25Ah!
00:16:26Ah!
00:16:27Oh, my God.
00:16:57Wala ka na naman gana.
00:17:03Huwag mo sabihin,
00:17:04ang dami mo na namang ginagawa.
00:17:08Naisip ko na yung project ko, babe.
00:17:11Hindi ko pa kasi nasisimulan
00:17:12sa mission na bukas.
00:17:17Ay, nako!
00:17:18Ako naman kaya yung project mo.
00:17:21Natatai ako sa'yo, eh.
00:17:27Pwede ba kitang ma-invite?
00:17:46Kape-kape lang.
00:17:57Ang ganda dito, no?
00:18:00Fresh.
00:18:01Saka ang tahimik.
00:18:03I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:12Agad-agad.
00:18:16I'm serious.
00:18:18I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:22Paano si...
00:18:24Si Joey?
00:18:27Sasabihin mo ba?
00:18:31Siyempre, hindi.
00:18:32What I mean is,
00:18:35siyempre, nililigawan mo ako
00:18:36na jowa ng barkada mo.
00:18:43Mahal mo siya,
00:18:45lalayo ang kita.
00:18:47Pero kung hindi,
00:18:50nalaban ako.
00:18:55Mahal mo ba siya?
00:18:57Mahal mo ba siya?
00:18:58Mahal mo ba siya?
00:18:59Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:00Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:00Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:01Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:01Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:02Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:02Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:03Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:03Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:04Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:04Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:05Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:05Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:06Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:06Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:07Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:07Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:08Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:08Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:09Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:09Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:10Mahal mo ba siya?
00:39:40Okay.
00:43:39Thank you,
00:45:39Bye.

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