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The Jowa Collector (2025) - Full Movie
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00:00:00I'm Luis
00:00:29Sabi nila, malakas dahon sex appeal
00:00:32Literal na, makalaglag party
00:00:43And I'm proud of it
00:00:59And I'm proud of it
00:01:29And I'm proud of it
00:01:59Sorry, miss. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
00:02:09Ah, wait!
00:02:12I'm Hazel, and you are?
00:02:18Luis Miguel Mercado
00:02:20That you've been called
00:02:22Marami akong diyowa
00:02:35Sabay-sabay
00:02:37Sa iba't ibang course
00:02:41Sa University Belt
00:02:43May nag-aaral ng accounting
00:02:47Nursing
00:02:49Culinary arts
00:02:54Education
00:02:58Good boy
00:03:04Good boy
00:03:07May maturo sa'yo
00:03:10Conad
00:03:15Kaya naman hanga silang lahat, nainggit, pumapalakpa.
00:03:22Dahan-dahan lang baba!
00:03:24Ah!
00:03:29I'm coming sweetie!
00:03:32Ah! Dahan-dahan lang baba!
00:03:35Ah!
00:03:37Sarap-sarap laughs! Sarap-sarap!
00:03:40Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
00:03:44Huh?
00:03:49Ano niya, Alay?
00:03:54Napagod daw, babe. Sunod-sunod yung exams.
00:03:57Napagod yung utaw kaka-review.
00:04:01Lagi ka na lang busy.
00:04:03Last week nag-workout ka.
00:04:05Last last week kararating mo lang sa out of town.
00:04:08Lagi ka na lang pagod, nangihina, walang gana.
00:04:11Siyempre, araw-arawin mo ba naman mula lunas eh?
00:04:15Don't worry, babe.
00:04:17Next time magbawi ako sa'yo.
00:04:19Ilang beses ko nang narinig yan?
00:04:24Okay, sige.
00:04:26Next week Monday na schedule mo.
00:04:28Para makapag-ipon ako ng lakas ng weekend.
00:04:31Bakit?
00:04:32May iba ka pa bang ini-schedule?
00:04:35Hindi.
00:04:36Siyempre, di naman dapat araw-araw magkita, hindi ba?
00:04:40Tsaka, ini-schedule ko para...
00:04:44Siyempre, may ginagawa din ako.
00:04:47Weekends na nga lang yung pahinga ko eh.
00:04:50Tapos family bonding.
00:04:53I hope you understand, babe.
00:04:55Kailangan ko ang prioritize yung pag-aaral ko.
00:04:58Otherwise,
00:05:00baka pagtigilin ako din mga sa pagdijowa ko.
00:05:03Ha?
00:05:04Ako sorry, babe.
00:05:06Sorry talaga.
00:05:09Okay.
00:05:10Okay na ako sa Monday.
00:05:12Gets na kita.
00:05:14Pero sana yun.
00:05:16Ako lang bahaga sa'yo.
00:05:36Ahh.
00:05:37Ahh.
00:05:38Uhu.
00:05:39Ahh.
00:05:40Ahh.
00:05:41Ahh.
00:05:42Ahh.
00:05:43Ahh.
00:05:44Ahh.
00:05:45Ahh.
00:05:46Ahh.
00:05:47Favorite.
00:05:48Lobs?
00:05:49I love you, babe.
00:05:51I love you.
00:05:52Ahh.
00:05:53Ahh.
00:05:54Ahh.
00:05:56Ahh.
00:05:57Ahh.
00:05:58Ahh.
00:06:01Ahh.
00:06:03Ahh.
00:06:04Ahh.
00:07:12Paano ko sila napapagsabay-sabay?
00:07:15Simple.
00:07:16May seven days ang one week.
00:07:18Bakit Wednesday na, sweetie?
00:07:20Sweetie, hanggang 9 p.m. na kasi yung class ko.
00:07:23Gusto mo bang kumabit ako?
00:07:26Ayoko.
00:07:27Gusto ko Wednesday pa rin tayo, Papa.
00:07:29Mama naman.
00:07:30Hindi mo naman ako.
00:07:32Pinakansawan na akong under mo ko.
00:07:34Hindi naman sa ganun, love.
00:07:36Siyempre, pinabakante ko na yung Thursday para sa'yo.
00:07:40Tsaka, nasisira kasi yung schedule.
00:07:42Friday?
00:07:44Ang traffic noon.
00:07:45Maubos lang oras natin sa taxi.
00:07:47Eh, hindi gawin natin sa taxi.
00:07:49Hindi ba mas exciting yung loves?
00:07:52Kahit ano namang araw, exciting.
00:07:54Basta kasama kita, bae.
00:07:55Okay lang ako.
00:07:57Every day.
00:07:58You're so understanding talaga, bae.
00:08:00Thanks.
00:08:01Tara, pagmamalaki na sa barkado.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04Okay lang, bae.
00:08:27Totoo naman eh.
00:08:28Anong year ka na ba?
00:08:31Third year, Moscow.
00:08:33Ba?
00:08:34May nabingwit na naman na ibang course.
00:08:37Huh?
00:08:37Wala.
00:08:38Kasi meron na siyang...
00:08:39Friends!
00:08:40Mga kaibigan ko sa iba't ibang major.
00:08:42Oo.
00:08:43Syempre, alam mo naman, kailangan ko expand yung knowledge ko.
00:08:47Knowledge?
00:08:48Paano, hirap mag-maintain ng grades?
00:08:50Ay, lang shift ka na nga ulit.
00:08:52Gago.
00:08:53Naboboard lang ako, kaya ako nag-shift ng course.
00:08:55Naboboard o napupurol?
00:08:58Hmm.
00:08:59Wait.
00:09:00Uy, ang harsh nyo.
00:09:02Inahalap niya lang yung sarili niya at kung saan yung interest niya.
00:09:05Hindi na eh, gayon, no?
00:09:08Ayun.
00:09:09Three years na siyang legaw.
00:09:12Huwag mo na silang pinag-iintindi, bae.
00:09:14Ingit lang yung mga yan kasi wala silang girlfriend nasing ganda.
00:09:17Oh.
00:09:18Hangin talaga niya.
00:09:20Bakit may girlfriend kayo?
00:09:21Ah, malilo pa rin talaga nito.
00:09:27Ah, Bey, di ba may paso ko pa?
00:09:29Okay lang, Bey.
00:09:30Natamada din ako pumaso.
00:09:31Ay, hindi.
00:09:32Ayoko naman isipin na bi-ay ako, di ba?
00:09:34Pumaso ko na.
00:09:35Masamarin kasi yung pakiramdam ko, yung sumasakit yung chanko.
00:09:38Baka hindi kita mahatid, ha?
00:09:39Ha?
00:09:40Pero, Bey...
00:09:41Si CR lang ako.
00:09:42Si CR lang ako.
00:09:42Pero, hindi.
00:09:43Pasensya mo na yung ako, Bey.
00:09:44Kasi alam mo, lagi kasi sumasakit yung charny niya.
00:09:46Kung ano na kasi kinakain niya, kaya...
00:09:47Ang moods, kinakain na kita.
00:09:51Uy, Joey!
00:09:53Kanina ko pa tinitext si Luigi.
00:09:55Kasama niyo ba?
00:09:57Babe!
00:09:59Ha, Bey?
00:10:00Babe!
00:10:01Ikaw talaga, mali yung pandinig buo po ka.
00:10:06Ang ginagawa mo dito?
00:10:08Tsaka, paano mo nalaman na nandito ako?
00:10:10Nagbahasakali lang ako.
00:10:11Dito ang tambayan niya, di ba?
00:10:13Talagang si Babe ko.
00:10:15Dahil pa yung NBI kong mapag-investiga.
00:10:18Akala ko ba nilalagnat ka?
00:10:19Kaya hindi ka makalabas ng dormitory.
00:10:22Pinuntahan kita doon.
00:10:23Pero, pumasok ka raw.
00:10:25Ah, medyo umu-ok na kasi ako.
00:10:28Eh, sayang naman kung absent ako, di ba?
00:10:30Sayang ang matututunan.
00:10:32Ay, naku, Babe.
00:10:33Yan ang gusto ko sa'yo.
00:10:34Pero, ito yung malagi studies mo.
00:10:39Kaya minsan, nabapagayaan mo na.
00:10:41Babe, hindi naman.
00:10:43I said, Babe.
00:10:44Gets ka naman, Babe.
00:10:45And I'm so proud of you.
00:10:47Talaga, Babe.
00:10:50Basta, Babe, bubuna ulitin to, ha?
00:10:52Alam mo naman, ayaw ka na sinusupresa ako, eh.
00:10:55Kasi, baka ikaw ang masupresa.
00:10:57Tado!
00:10:59Baka kasi gumagawa ako ng projects.
00:11:01Alam mo na.
00:11:03Ayaw ka naman, hindi kita may entertain.
00:11:06Ang sweet mo.
00:11:08Ito nga pala yung pasalubong ko dapat.
00:11:11Uy, ang sarap na ito.
00:11:13Di ba, masakit yun siya niyo, ha?
00:11:14Ayaw ka, Babe.
00:11:19Pasensya mo na sila, mga.
00:11:20Galing talaga sila, eh.
00:11:22Ah, PG.
00:11:23Kahit puisit tong mga tropa ko, sila naman nagsasalba sa akin pag malapit na akong mabuking.
00:11:30Ang tawag sa akin ng tropa, the Jowa Collector sa University Belt.
00:11:33Kada campus, may jowa ko.
00:11:38Sila ang achievements ko.
00:11:39Mga tropeyo.
00:11:41Ang nagbibigay ng fulfillment sa pagkatao ko.
00:11:44At pagkalalaki.
00:11:45Paragay!
00:12:13Where's my girlfriend?
00:12:14Si Susie.
00:12:20Girlfriend mo?
00:12:23Oo.
00:12:23Di nga.
00:12:34Parang wala naman kami na balita na may pinapormahan tong mokong na to.
00:12:38Bakit?
00:12:39Nila ako bang ipang nalandakan sa inyo?
00:12:41O naninigurado ka lang, sasabihin mo ako kapag sinimot ka na.
00:12:45Oo nga.
00:12:46Ano na kalam ako?
00:12:48Sinimot ba talaga yan?
00:12:51Hindi ko rin hindi.
00:12:54Hindi kayo bagay.
00:12:55Ganda-ganda mo.
00:12:57Tapos signa mo yan,
00:12:59mukhang di naliligo.
00:13:00Hindi daw na nililigo.
00:13:02Oo nga palang baho ko na dito.
00:13:03Baho ko pala eh.
00:13:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:13:06Buta pete.
00:13:07O bakit?
00:13:08Mas gabo naman ako kaya sa...
00:13:09O dito, kay Alan.
00:13:13Ayan.
00:13:14Fuck you.
00:13:15Oo, fuck you pala.
00:13:18Teka nga.
00:13:18Hindi na nga kayo.
00:13:22Ano ba, hindi naman ako tumitingin sa itsure eh.
00:13:24Ang importante sa akin,
00:13:26ang pait at mahal ako.
00:13:30Mahal mo ba siya?
00:13:32Naman!
00:13:33Hindi ko yung tinatanong.
00:13:35Super concerned.
00:13:38Sakto lang.
00:13:40Sakto po.
00:13:42Sakto po.
00:13:43Sakto lang.
00:13:44Narinig nyo?
00:13:45Bobo ka ba?
00:13:46Alamo ba ibig sabihin na sakto lang?
00:13:48Hindi pa 100% sure.
00:13:51Tayang ka.
00:13:52Aya ka pang ipagpalit yan.
00:13:53Mas bobo ka.
00:13:55Yung sakto lang.
00:13:56Walang labis.
00:13:57Walang ulang.
00:14:00Magmamahal ka na lang.
00:14:01Kulang-kulang ba?
00:14:02Lina, doon na ako sa sobra-sobra.
00:14:04Amok!
00:14:06Banda pete pare.
00:14:08Ilupit mo din no?
00:14:10Bajakpat ka dito kay Susi.
00:14:12Isipin mo kung tumungo nga kajakpat eh.
00:14:14Of course!
00:14:15Diba?
00:14:16Not?
00:14:17Ano ka ngayon?
00:14:18Tululaway ka sa jowa ko, no?
00:14:21Kago.
00:14:21Wala pang tatalo sa akin.
00:14:23Maghintay ka.
00:14:25Talo kita.
00:14:25Maghintay ka.
00:14:58Oh, hindi mo kasama yung barkada mo?
00:15:02Ikaw, hindi mo kasama si Joey?
00:15:05Hindi, tsaka ayoko naman na lagi siyang kasama, no?
00:15:09Ew.
00:15:12May nadbalata sa FB, ah?
00:15:14Ah, talaga. Tagha.
00:15:16Sige, accept kita.
00:15:18Sabi mo yan, ah.
00:15:19Oo, wait lang.
00:15:21Ayan, na-accept na kita.
00:15:25Ayun.
00:15:26O nga. Thank you, ah.
00:15:28Ayun lang nangalaman.
00:15:32Sophie!
00:15:33Oh, sige ah.
00:15:35May lakad pa kasi kami eh.
00:15:37Una na kami.
00:15:38Friend mo?
00:15:40Ah, si Marla.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:47Ah, sige. Una na kami ah. May lakad pa kami eh.
00:15:50Ah, sige.
00:15:51Ingat, ingat, ingat.
00:15:51Sige, ingat, ingat.
00:15:52Ah, sige.
00:15:54Ewan ko ba?
00:15:55First time kong naramdaman na sa baba eh.
00:15:58Inlove na ata ako.
00:15:59Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:03Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:04Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:29Oh, my God.
00:16:38Oh, my God.
00:16:59Wala ka na namang gana. Huwag mo sabihin ang dami mo na namang ginagawa.
00:17:06Naisip mo na yung project ko, babe.
00:17:10Hindi ko pa kasi nasisimulan sa mission na bukas.
00:17:16Ay, nako! Ako naman kaya yung project mo. Natatai ako sa'yo eh.
00:17:29Pwede ba kitang ma-invite? Kape-kape lang.
00:17:48Ang ganda dito, no? Fresh. Saka ang tahimik.
00:18:02I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:07Agad-agad.
00:18:13I'm serious. I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:20Paano si... si Joey?
00:18:26Sasabihin mo ba?
00:18:30Siyempre hindi. What I mean is,
00:18:34siyempre nilaligawan mo ako na jowa ng barkada mo.
00:18:38Ang mahal mo siya, lalayo ang kita.
00:18:45Pero kung hindi,
00:18:48nalaban ako.
00:18:51Ang mahal mo ba siya?
00:18:56Ang mahal mo ba siya?
00:38:00Thank you,
00:41:00Thank you,
00:51:29Thank you,