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Red Panda left the WNBA Commissioner's Cup championship on Tuesday night a little black and blue ... as the halftime show legend sustained an injury during a scary fall.

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00:00That was the scene at the Fever vs.
00:08Lynx WNBA game where beloved halftime performer Red Panda fell off her unicycle
00:13causing Red Panda-monia!
00:17Sorry, couldn't resist.
00:19Legendary halftime performer Red Panda took a bad spill last night.
00:25So you know, you might not know her name, but you know-
00:27Unicycle.
00:28She does the plates and stuff.
00:29She's amazing.
00:30Yes, she's been at it for over 30 years and has performed at over 40 NBA games.
00:35But unfortunately, last night-
00:37She fell?
00:38Off the unicycle?
00:40No, she fell in love and eloped to Europe.
00:42Yes, off the unicycle, you incredible bozo.
00:45And now she's changing her name to Black and Blue Panda.
00:50Oh, just kidding, but that did look painful.
00:53She hurt herself badly.
00:54Ooh.
00:55How old is she?
00:56She's mid-50s.
00:56I mean, at some point you have to hang up the unicycle.
00:59Honestly.
01:00Why?
01:00What do you mean, why?
01:01You just saw her plummet to the-
01:03I got in a bike accident.
01:04Can I bike again?
01:05No, no.
01:06We told you not to.
01:07No, no.
01:07No, no.
01:07Even your walking is looking iffy these days.
01:10But Red Panda will ride again.
01:12Because as Socrates himself said-
01:14It's not how many times you fall off the unicycle,
01:16it's how many times you get back on and put bowls on your head.
01:20What?
01:20Socrates could have said that.
01:22He said a lot of crap.
01:24So get well soon, Red Panda.
01:26We already lost Red Fox.
01:28We can't afford to lose you, too.
01:30We can't afford to lose you, too.
01:34We can't afford to lose you.

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