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00:00Join Ursula Carlson, Guy Montgomery, Kitty Flanagan, Ed Cappley and Sam Payne
00:06As we look back on the week and ask
00:09Have you been paying attention?
00:12And now, the man with the cards, Tom Gleisner
00:18Good evening, great to have your company as we look back on another busy week of breaking news
00:23It's been a crazy seven days, but we've got five people in with us tonight
00:27To help sort through all that's been making headlines
00:30For the first time this year, fresh from a sellout tour of the United States
00:34Welcome back to the wonderful Ursula Carlson
00:38Nominated for a Logie in the most popular new talent category
00:42We've been aware of his talent for years, Guy Montgomery
00:47Someone who's no stranger to the Logie stage
00:50Also up for two awards, the fabulous Kitty Flanagan
00:53Last week, he shared what he knows about women
00:58Let's see what he knows about this week's news, Ed Cappley
01:04And finally, on last week's show, he managed to correctly answer three questions
01:08One of which was, how are you?
01:10Let's hope it gets better tonight for Sam Payne
01:12Ursula, delighted to have you back with us
01:17Thank you
01:18You've just wrapped up a big tour of the US and Canada
01:21Yes
01:22What was the highlight?
01:23I think the highlight was them losing my bag going there
01:25And losing my bag coming back
01:27Wow
01:28Because as everyone knows, it's the only time you ever buy new undies
01:30When you don't have them
01:32So, got some brand new ones on right now
01:34Which I'm happy to show you guys
01:36We'll take you at your word there, thanks
01:38Thanks, Ursula
01:39We were following your travels online
01:41A few shots caught our eye
01:43Here you are, I think, in Toronto
01:45Yes
01:46At the Winter Garden
01:47That's the craziest venue I've ever played at
01:50It's beautiful and huge
01:53Two things that Sam has never heard in a sentence
01:57That didn't take long
01:59Why would you attack me straight away?
02:01What would be the capacity at that venue, Ursula?
02:03I don't know, a thousand, thousand, two hundred?
02:05Wow
02:06It looks packed out
02:07Hey, you got to hang out with some interesting fans
02:09Including
02:10Who's that?
02:11Former Prime Minister of New Zealand
02:12Indeed
02:14Did you organise this?
02:16Or did you just run into the former Prime Minister?
02:18No, no, we organised that
02:19We had breakfast
02:20Because she was coming
02:21We were sort of
02:22She was trailing me
02:23A day behind the whole time
02:24Okay, wow
02:25But Guy, you're also a very well known New Zealand comic
02:28Have you ever had a breakfast with the former Prime Minister?
02:31No
02:32No
02:33Great to see you again Guy
02:36And congratulations on the Logan nomination
02:40It's um
02:41Best New Talent
02:43What?
02:44It's the prestigious Graham Kennedy Award
02:46Are you familiar with Graham's work?
02:48Yeah, he's a huge inspiration to people whose first name starts with G and last name ends with Y
02:54Okay, yes
02:55He showed me it was possible
02:57Absolutely
02:58Well that's very exciting
02:59Now Sam as a fellow TV host
03:01Did you reach out to Guy when he got the nomination?
03:03I'm pretty sure I sent him a congratulatory text message
03:08I do get a text from Sam
03:10It said
03:11It's great news
03:12My sincere congratulations and what a damning indictment on the state of local television
03:18Guy, this article from New Zealand caught our eye
03:21Guy Monk Connery is a big deal in Australia
03:24Like define big deal
03:27A big deal is someone who gets to write their own headlines for New Zealand
03:31And you've done it beautifully
03:33Great to see you again Kitty
03:35And big news this week
03:36The project of course coming to an end after 16 years
03:39You were there at the very beginning
03:41I was there at the very beginning
03:42Yeah, one of the first casts
03:43Was it the pilot you actually did?
03:45I did the pilot and then yeah, came on as a Metro whipper
03:48Did you ever think the show would run so long?
03:50No, I thought we'd be cancelled a couple of times due to me
03:54There have been a few incidents
03:56There was one in particular where the show did come very close to being cancelled
04:01For those who might not remember
04:02We're joined now by the Oracle on Everything
04:04Kitty Flanagan
04:05Now, Clitty, K-Kitty
04:07Shut up, you worried about my job?
04:09Well, if you keep calling me Clitty, you should
04:13Beautifully done
04:17You're powered on
04:19Now, Kitty, congratulations
04:21Another few Logie nominations
04:23You're up for you
04:24Best Actress
04:26Best Actress at a Comedy
04:27And Best Comedy for Fisk
04:28So this could be your fourth Silver Logie
04:30Well, I mean that would be nice
04:32But we've never actually won for Fisk
04:34So that would be nicer
04:36Even nicer to have the show
04:37And you'll be at the awards ceremony this year?
04:39Yeah, sure will
04:40I'm going to be heckling Sam
04:41Oh, good
04:42Yeah
04:43Alright, we should get into some questions
04:45So how about hands on buzzers?
04:47Opposition leader Susan Lee this week said the Liberal Party needed more what?
04:52Kitty?
04:53Cowbell?
04:54Right
04:55Interesting
04:56Great
04:57That's it
04:59I think she said more women?
05:00Barnaby's run out
05:01No, well, it's the first part
05:04Yes, Sam?
05:06Tommy, you were telling me during the week
05:08This was another example of political correctness gone mad
05:12Tom, why do you keep telling him this stuff?
05:14He's going to say it on air
05:16When are you going to learn?
05:17These aren't private conversations
05:19You'd think I would learn
05:20Alright, moving on
05:21It was described as a $1 million waste of ABC money
05:24I'm of course referring to
05:26Sam
05:27I was at the ABC and it was their ridiculous obsession with spelling bees
05:32Yes
05:33Oh, they're back
05:35For a very successful second series
05:36Kitty?
05:37No, I think it was Jemima's sexual harassment case
05:40Not related to play school ed
05:42A million dollars in legal things
05:44And they lost
05:45To
05:46To
05:47Antoinette
05:48Antoinette for an unfair dismissal claim
05:50Yes
05:51And they lost
05:52They should have got the lawyers from Fisk
05:53And they could have
05:55They could have cleaned up points of yours
05:56To Washington now
05:57Trump did something on television
05:59That no US president has ever done
06:02What did Trump do?
06:04Kitty
06:06The Apprentice?
06:09Technically she's right
06:10But more this week
06:11I need Guy
06:12No, he said the word fuck
06:16Guy, Graham Kennedy would not approve of such a thing
06:18Well, this guy has more than demonstrated
06:21He dropped the F-bomb
06:23Take a look
06:24They've been fighting so long and so hard
06:26That they don't know what the fuck they're doing
06:28Wow
06:29You understand that?
06:30Yeah, Tommy
06:31Point to yours, Guy
06:32Interesting statement from President Trump
06:33There was no moon
06:34There was no light
06:35It was virtually moonless
06:38It was very dark
06:41What's he talking about, Kitty?
06:43I think he's doing a bit of beat poetry
06:45I know
06:47I love it
06:48That's nice
06:49Guy, what's he talking about?
06:50No, he's actually trying to remember the lyrics to
06:52Neil Young's Harvest Moon
06:53There's a few of them in there, but no
06:57He's talking about a major event from the week
06:59Is she like?
07:00That's a classic prostate exam
07:02There's no light
07:03Yeah, you're circling around it
07:04Ed, help me out
07:05I think they were watching the airstrikes on Iran
07:07Yes, he's talking about the bombing raid on Iran
07:09Operation Midnight Hammer
07:11Midnight Hammer, that was it
07:12Ed, I'll pay that
07:13Well, I think we have a new word of the week
07:15Daddy
07:16Daddy
07:17Daddy
07:18Daddy
07:19Daddy
07:20Why is everyone saying Daddy?
07:22Kitty
07:23Is it the past tense of Diddy?
07:25It's
07:27There we go
07:28Could be
07:29Could be
07:30And he is very much past
07:32Not quite
07:33Anyone know why Daddy's in our
07:35I've seen the movie too
07:37There's a daycare
07:38Yes, it's not
07:39Not any daycare
07:40It's more political than that
07:42I think the head of NATO called Trump Daddy
07:44Take a look
07:45Daddy sees you as a staffer
07:46Daddy has sometimes used strong language
07:49Oh dear
07:52Kind of creepy
07:53Well, another week, another missile launch
07:59Yes
08:00What's remarkable about that footage?
08:02Guys
08:03It's the first missile successfully launched into a Windows 95 desktop
08:07It is indeed the first missile launch but I'll need a little bit more sound
08:11That's in Japan
08:12Yeah
08:13And
08:14Their whale research has gone
08:16They've gone
08:17It's
08:18Out of control
08:19It's out of control
08:20You can research 50 whales at once with that
08:22Ursula
08:23No, it's the first Japanese missile from Japanese soil
08:26That is what we're chasing
08:27But also, you can see it's not very big
08:29That's a Timu one, that one
08:30Yes
08:31It's not going to take out
08:32Two last week
08:33That's not going to take out anything
08:34Points are yours, Ursula
08:35Well, exciting week for Kim Jong-un
08:37He's just attended the opening of what?
08:39Ed
08:41I'll tell you what, Ursula sells out everywhere
08:43She does
08:45Unbelievable
08:46He's saying please welcome Ursula Carlson
08:48You play there, the audience is never late
08:51And they're great clappers
08:54What's Kim Jong-un attending there?
08:57It's a huge event for North Korea
08:59It's the opening off, Kitty
09:00Is it Groove in the Moo?
09:01Oh wow
09:02He's playing it
09:04What?
09:05He's in the Moo
09:06It is not a music festival
09:08Not a music festival
09:10It's a Sam
09:11It was the opening of a beach resort
09:14And?
09:15Well, and
09:16Oh
09:17Well, I was about to say that it looks like fun
09:19But
09:20What's wrong with that?
09:21What's wrong with that?
09:22That photo's caught
09:23They're putting the guy back on the slope
09:24Yeah
09:25Clearly no one wants to ride that
09:26That's one of his uncles
09:27He's coming down
09:28Alright, moving on
09:29This photo was released last week
09:31To mark
09:32What
09:33Occasion?
09:34Kitty
09:35Are they bringing fox hunting back?
09:36Oh wait
09:37Not before time
09:38Apparently
09:39Guy
09:40No, Will is making one of those hats they put on the guards
09:45I didn't know that
09:46Ursula
09:47No, it's his birthday
09:49Indy
09:50Hey, we've got to take a break
09:51Back with more Have You Been Paid?
09:52All right
09:53To get the news your way, go straight to the source
10:05Whether it's happening in your neighbourhood, across the country or around the world
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10:16We are taking you on a journey
10:21To the Hague
10:22Where eyebrows were certainly raised
10:24He called you Daddy
10:25Daddy
10:26Daddy
10:27Gets worse every time
10:28Meanwhile, scientists in the UK have discovered
10:30One clear winner
10:31Pedro Pascal
10:32They don't know what the f*** they're doing
10:34Well, thanks for watching, how have you been paying attention on Ken and Team Play
10:37Before we go any further, I have to mention, it's Ed Cavalli's birthday today
10:46And, you know, we felt, Sam, could you just pass that to a little something from the team
10:55All right, Sam, did you have any part in, A, did you know it was my birthday, B, did you have any part in this present?
11:01No and no
11:02Thank you so much
11:03Thank you so much
11:04All right, this is a, it's look, it's, I don't want to give it away but it's, it's your protein powder
11:09Happy Birthday mate
11:10Thank you very much
11:11Seriously, it's
11:11Well, have you been it now, Tommy?
11:12Yeah, sure, why not
11:13You had a little
11:13The Channel 10 budget makes me nervous
11:15No no
11:17Okay
11:27Um, Grant Denny's in here
11:28in here okay enjoy it enjoy it at home man all right let's get back into some questions hands
11:35on buzzers to england now and what annual event are these people attending uh urshula i don't
11:40know but i can smell that photo this is this is day one sam that's the uk's hottest day of the year
11:48summer no that's uh what's it called grooving the mood of the uk version they call it glastonbury
11:58that is what i'm chasing the music festival that was day one i'm sure day two was better
12:05a tough vessel take a listen to this audio
12:12what is it god it sounds a lot like uh real mccoy's another night
12:19that is good knowledge it's a really good song he's a rapper
12:32yeah i can smell nerd yeah
12:37guy close but no sam no that's actually hans zimmer's ringtone
12:44a new ringtone for the iphone yes
12:46yes i know what it's called it's called unicorn orgasm wow
12:52yeah really that's on the card yeah it's not on my head points yours
12:57okay it's time to roll out the red carpet
13:06and tonight's show this segment is brought to you by the mitsubishi triton it's mitsubishi's most
13:11capable ute ever nothing can frighten a triton hey yes it where's the little video where you do
13:17something fun well it's russell russell quits out and about uh handling the triton so you know stay
13:22out of his uh his path just say you can't be bothered deal or no deal celebrity jackpot kicked
13:29off tonight on 10 of course it did who was the big celebrity
13:34sam give us a hint uh news reading royalty guy no idea okay
13:42uh ed it was a wonderful episode uh and it was sandra sally and her charity was channel 10.
13:48oh thank you ed points yours oh here's a familiar tune
13:59why was that in the news this week
14:02fishler that's a uh theme tune for mission impossible and i think the guy wrote it died
14:08you have it correct uh at the funeral the uh the coffin self-destructed
14:15wow i believe we have some special video quiz masters standing by hi tom hi everyone
14:24scarlett johansson and jonathan bailey here our movie hit cinemas this week is the seventh installment of
14:32which popular franchise seventh installment of which franchise sam can i uh answer a question with a
14:39question please are you a little bit excited that scarlett johansson said your name there's your new
14:45ringtone i am i need to know uh here and it's it it's uh come on kitty the dinosaur what's it it's
14:53jurassic park thank you oh let's see if you're right jurassic park jurassic world rebirth i think
14:58scarlett and jonathan have another question for us in our new film jurassic world rebirth a new
15:03dinosaur is introduced called the d-rex what does the d stand for woof
15:10kitty what does the d stand for it's a pretty freaky dinosaur i think it stands for diddy
15:18it does not very slippery dinosaur it does not anyone know what the it's the d is no the letter d
15:24signifies stability and hard work and structure i wasn't asking for a zodiac sign it was um dis
15:35kitty disco okay distorus distorus oh stop there guy montgomery and let's see if you're right
15:42distortus it's like a t-rex but bigger i just think that's a really stupid name for a dinosaur
15:51that's like this tortoise dat tortoise it is it is confusing would i be pushing the friendship for
15:58if we have one more question no way you've got three questions i don't have time for your rubbish tom
16:02well i believe we have one more question in our new movie jurassic world rebirth a new mutant dinosaur
16:09called the d-rex is featured in the film it's special for having six what the d-rex has six kitty
16:18whole inches for the ladies
16:26let's say limbs it's got extra no way let's see if that's correct six limbs two hind legs and four
16:34arms four arms that's handy those two their chemistry is electric is it well she called me tom
16:48tommy's got an extra limb right now it's called distortus yeah it's got a name oh it looks like the
16:58voice has a new judge bajillion records sold over two and a half billion streams she is an icon wow
17:06who's the new judge kitty well i'm gonna go off a gajillion records sold sister janet mead yeah
17:13she's looking up at home she had a hit with our lord's prayer back in the mid-step
17:27who is the big new judge coming to the voice it's obviously a singer sold as kitty you mentioned
17:33gajillion records guy i know this she was my favorite growing up oh it's sporty spice mel c
17:41mel c why why did you like sporty of all the spice girls here we go i think we all i was i had friends
17:48and we all got to choose one we liked and i got sporty and there was a flax bush and we'd all run
17:55towards the flax bush and take turns humping it from members and you'd shout the name of your
18:02spice girl on the way to the this is all coming to me in real time it's not important it's her
18:10if you win a logie please do that please acknowledge the bush here's something you'll never hear for
18:15the rest of the night but please guy tell me more we do need to take a break back with our special
18:29this ring belonged to your father maximus i see him in you prepare to be entertained gladiator
18:37and gladiator 2 are now streaming on paramount plus are you not entertained
18:45what we do in life echoes in eternity gladiator and gladiator 2 now streaming on paramount plus
18:58somebody once told me you have to go through hell to achieve resurrection hallelujah
19:06it's the perfect place to disappear but nobody knows who you really are
19:11your secrets are safe with me this is the dark path you're going down i urge you to be careful i'm
19:17tired of being careful what do you think dexter resurrection new series streaming july 11 on
19:26paramount plus there's a moment when a young girl turns into a woman it's complicated and not just
19:33pretty my goal was to be a good wife and mother what more is there i'm not sure you understand some
19:40people want more do i sense rebellion in our midst let me be my own person this is how it starts
19:47i'm building the future nothing can go wrong not now the gilded age new season now streaming paramount
19:56plus you can't get past these super sniffers the dogs have reacted to the luggage of a couple of
20:04travelers sir put your bag down on the floor and wait please just wait please just excuse me
20:0910s airport thursday watch and stream free
20:16we're back for watching have you been paying attention and it's time to meet our special guest
20:20quiz master she's just flown in from the uk where she was playing the lead in the smash hit musical
20:26here you come again i'm sensing a bit of dolly parton please welcome trisha polluccio
20:30hello trisha or dolly we've got a bit of both well i'll be trisha first but i think doll's a little
20:43bit more fun first time in australia first time in here oh i love it i love your beautiful country
20:50that's very kind so that's a hell of a flight from england house it really is it took me a couple days to
20:54recover but i made it tell us about here you come again the idea started in lockdown it did it did
21:00i've always loved dolly parton and and singing her music since i was six years old and i always wanted
21:05to do something with that ability and we got a grant to write a two-person show so we wrote it about
21:11kevin a comedian maybe some of these people could play kevin someday um but it's about a man in in
21:18lockdown in isolation who's lost his job his partner everything he's at this with you know
21:23at the end of his rope and dolly comes to life through a poster and basically helps him in his
21:28time of need and it's real it's a beautiful little comedy and all of her greatest hits so if you love
21:33dolly parton you should come tell me trisha has dolly seen the show well she knows all about it because
21:38we had asked her permission so she saw a zoom reading of it and and heard recordings of me and
21:42and she gave me permission to play her and loved it and loved the show and gave us the worldwide
21:47ground rights to all of her music so we are so excited to bring it here and we've tailored it
21:51for australian audiences so i think it'll be very relatable for you and and i'm sure you'll love it
21:56now the show is packed as you say with just about every great dolly parton here do you have a personal
22:00favorite oh well i love singing i will always love you and here you come again and jolene and islands
22:06in the stream whatever you want any chance of a few bars of your favorite dolly parton song well i was
22:12looking at kitty here and her beautiful red hair your beauty is beyond compare with yeah pump them up now
22:23your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn air with ivory skin
22:29and dyes of emerald green
22:38kitty how do you feel our father who are
22:47back at you let's get back to here you come again it premiered in delaware it's been right across the
22:53uk have you had to change the script for australian audiences oh yes yes we've changed it to tailor it
22:58for you so i'm okay i'm eating lamingtons over here and rizzles rizzles struggling with your accent
23:05i mean it's kind of hard yeah it's a very tough accent i tell you this tableau's got real bezos
23:11sanchez vibes to that we did sign a prenup before the show um i assume this is not how you normally get
23:24around no no no no i'm actually i'm such a plain jane in real life and when i leave the theater no
23:29one ever recognizes me they think i'm like the uh an usher you know so um but it's much more fun to
23:34be dressed up so what what is the process for transforming well there's a little bit of you
23:38know smoke and mirrors you know of course a little bit of foam you know but dolly has the same amount
23:44of health so i don't feel that guilty about it you know don't you think sam hosts our version of the
23:48emmys here that's called the logies yes and i know what is your process for you getting ready very
23:53similar it's mainly sobering up in the garage was there any dolly parton song that you just couldn't
24:02weave into the narrative oh well we we almost didn't have jolene in the show but we we tucked
24:07it in somehow but no i mean we have beautiful rave is it true that she wrote uh i will always love
24:12you and jolene in one night yes it's true wow isn't that amazing really and a lot of younger
24:18people don't even know that she wrote i always love you because they think that was just a whitney
24:21houston do you think it would have those songs would have been better if she'd taken more time
24:27how dare you i'm winning a little bit shag religious to my dolly parton
24:34feels rushed and maybe interesting there's an idea to a second draft i'll get back to dolly and tell
24:38it yeah all right trisha has kindly agreed to ask you five some questions so let's let's see how
24:45the first question as dolly dolly parton has announced she'll be doing what for the first
24:50time in 32 years kitty working nine to 12. still working but working where urshula um i'm not gonna
25:00sit here and pretend i don't follow her on tick tock um she she's right she's doing shows in las vegas
25:06she's right you've got the residency six shows in december yep urshula point to your next question
25:11please the latest issue of vanity fair is out who does everybody want a piece of i think that's the
25:18new pope is very popular uh who's on the front cover of vanity fair that we want a piece of
25:26a big fanity fair uh reader are you yeah absolutely vanity vanity fair
25:37and that is who you got pedro pascal yeah follow-up question who is pedro
25:46well he was in the the mandalorian but also he's in um is it the last of us yeah yeah yeah
25:52yeah and uh why am i giving you cv he's a new he's an avenger isn't he or something
25:58he's a fantastic four he's in fantastic four he's in the materialists he's probably somewhere asking
26:03who's tom glazer right now all right we do need to move on next question tom cruise joined brad pitt on
26:10the red carpet in london what's unusual about that photo sure there was seconds before they just leaned in then
26:18yeah possibly but not the answer we got guy no they photoshopped me out
26:26urshula is it the first time in years they've been photographed together urshula knows all the right
26:35okay king charles and the avengers what's the connection this week
26:41urshula uh none of them are harry's real dad
26:48what not the answer we got here well it's been said what's the connection is they're filming the
26:55new avengers movie in windsor castle buckingham palace that's right windsor castle
27:01windsor castle they have to escape from andrew's room apparently it's very it's very
27:07very jacked up okay now huge news from fashion icon anna winter what has she announced uh guy oh
27:14in uh just two months it will be anna spring is five months it'll be anna summer thank you
27:21thank you let him finish we follow no we follow that uh seasonal training what kitty um it is actually a
27:27wig oh there you've heard it more in her career sam pregnant
27:32she's retiring after 150 years once again ursula knows she knows the correct answer is she's
27:44stepping down as editor-in-chief of us vogue we've got to take a break best of luck with the show
27:49you can catch here you come again in melbourne from july 12th then all around the country would
27:53you please thank trisha polluccio
28:05top price luxury or a cheap renovator i'm sorry to fall worth it someone will need to compromise
28:12probably gonna be me it will definitely be you house haunted 7 30 friday on 10. watch and stream three
28:19she has a new nickname that she wants to go by pork chop samurai i'd be rack of lamb sensei
28:27you i'd go eggplant palmy friend the cheap seats tuesday on 10. watch and stream free
28:35if this is the before this is very beautiful it certainly is look at these ceiling look at that
28:40awesome wow beautiful just wait till you see the after love it or list it saturday on 10. watch and
28:48stream free kim kardashian was robbed at gunpoint uncover the shocking details of what really happened
28:56that night the first time that this glamorous life turned around and bit her 8 30 thursday on 10 or stream it
29:04right now hi i've come about the room that's gorgeous uh sean this is my husband nick sean's taking
29:14the spare room i know it's not easy having someone in the house that you don't know it's my daughter
29:19alice you are to start so you really have something you two have got pretty pally sean's cool isn't she
29:25i like her too nick had an affair i hope you made him crawl sean gave you this did you find it on the
29:33kitchen before no it was in the safe he's not the man you think he is jessica what do you mean i've
29:39seen the way you've looked at me you've got to kick out of this pain there is nothing more important
29:44than you you see what she's doing she's wedged us between me and you and alice are you trying to get
29:50into our heads that i mean the woman is insane we'll see who believes you that's what they always
29:56see see who believes you the cuckoo stream free on template
30:12last saturday was of course national piercing day national piercing day national piercing day
30:18yep you heard right oh my god yes it was national piercing day so we've come up with this specially
30:26themed challenge called yes this yeah thank you you won't be clapping later the rules are simple
30:35we'll show you each a clue relating to the art of body modification and you answer a question uh
30:41who should we start with clinty all right let's start we're going to start with a celebrity piercing
30:53take a look at this perforated ear and can you tell us who belongs to oh is that rihanna whoa you're
31:01you're not a million miles away i'm going to give you some clues we're of course looking at two helix rings
31:07both a tragus and a conch start and model lobe rings you've seen her tonight oh hers that's right
31:17when i say seen her not in the studio but she's been part of the show famous famous person uh once
31:23i think once married to ryan reynolds brad pitt what else can i tell you um i can't understand a word
31:31you're saying it's very difficult oh i know she's made some movies you would have enjoyed her and uh
31:36in lost in translation maybe black widow in avengers i don't know tom have you not seen
31:42lost in translation with bill murray it's not bill murray i know it's okay uh first name begins with
31:49eska escargo i've got a look and sadly it's actually scarlett johansson who's a big he's seen
31:57if you had stepped out not seen your erection i would have got it sorry sorry kitty cannot give
32:04you a point he's actually got a chain from his ear that links to it sam check out this record-holding
32:10body modification enthusiast my name is i'm from germany and i'm 62 years old i'm the most pierced man
32:20in the world i have a lot of implants you can see it here on the arms in my finger i have magnets
32:27this is the question that people ask in every language sam what is the question everyone asks
32:34rolf i don't know old old german man they you know it's not my you know he's 60 i'm 62 we're the same
32:43age and you look very similar at the moment you come you see this guy walking on the street and go
32:48rolf i know you're 62 year old man you've got a lot of piercings tomato sauce in the fridge or
32:54pantry i don't think you're taking you are not taking kiss this seriously how can i take it
33:02seriously you look like an idiot all right i'm gonna lock that answer in do you keep no no no no i would
33:09say that they ask rolf when you go through airport security does it go off okay yeah a reasonable
33:17question let's find out doesn't it hurt does it hurt is the question everyone wants to know from
33:23rolf jai montgomery if i was to get a vertical medusa where would it be vertical medusa what do we know
33:32about medusa snakes for hair yes it's got a snake theme you want some clues yeah of course it's sometimes
33:38referred to as a jetstrom and it uh does that help not yet okay it includes an entry point
33:47in the philtrum whoa whoa i'm gonna say because if you look at her you turn to stone is the other thing
33:56it's the eyes and the hair i'm gonna go with uh something to do around the eyes i like it nice
34:01all right uh unfortunately it's actually can you come in for a steal steal steal it oh i've already
34:06given the answer so what were you going to say through the filtrum filtrum sorry i can't believe
34:13it we haven't got a single if we don't lift pierce this will never be heard again is this is you
34:20putting this on your way of disguising the fact you've had a stroke
34:22ursula yes here's some advice from an online influencer for the newly punctured just got pierced
34:32there are five things not to do with a fresh piercing one don't touch it at all especially
34:37with unwashed hands two don't twist it there's a misconception that you have to twist the jewelry
34:41so it doesn't get stuck in your skin yeah don't do that three don't slip directly on it it'll make
34:47your healing process longer four don't pick off the crusties the crusties will fall off on their own
34:52during cleaning just leave them alone five don't what's the fifth thing not to do with a fresh
34:59piercing um so i'm still on the crusties okay yeah she said don't touch it don't twist it don't sleep
35:08on it don't pick at it and don't well that's sort of all of the scratching the picking so would this
35:16be the tucking don't tuck at it don't pull at it there we go don't lick it don't lick it tom
35:22i'm gonna lock in don't lick it let's take a look don't change out the jewelry wait until your
35:27piercing is fully healed to change the jewelry well i always change my piercings with my tongue so
35:33sorry ursula ed take a look at this scene from the latest installment in the final destination
35:39film franchise hey hey i can't give you that hey please mommy this is all part of the plan just
35:48calm down mommy in the wheelchair this is the only way we can do
35:53what happens next
36:10and what happens next shut up firstly I think those are the new metal detectors
36:29Trump would in US airports to catch people what happens next if we keep it
36:33up any longer guy is actually either gonna pass out or throw up I'm having a
36:37great time all right so all of these piercings is a giant magnet the one the
36:42downstairs the Prince yeah the Prince Albert which I've just got for my
36:45birthday those crusties so they I reckon it flies out downstairs and he dies it
36:56has to be Tom let's see if you're right
37:00points are aired and all too soon that brings us to the end
37:05for another week another tick-tock trend apparently it's now called the fridge cigarette
37:19what is a fridge secret guy it's the new Winnie blue flavored gelato is
37:24for another week another tick-tock trend apparently it's now called the fridge
37:31cigarette what is a fridge secret guy it's the new Winnie blue flavored gelato is
37:37cigarettes actually a little bit of a of a misdirect it isn't it just a diet coke from the fridge but
37:48specifically when when do you when you're having a break from work that's it taking a break to drink a
37:52can yeah something it points are yours meet Alaskan Brown Bear Tundra is the
37:58first bear to undergo what surgery uh Kitty color reassignment
38:05very happy with his color uh but what's what's Tundra had done Ursula uh yeah he's had dental work done
38:12he had a root canal apparently Ursula and the largest dental crown ever created he's gonna put out an album soon
38:18why wouldn't you a bizarre moment in the Irish Parliament this week a young Norwegian tourist detained
38:26by ice at Newark Airport and sent back to Oslo why he had this meme on his phone minister wow what what
38:34meme got that Norwegian deported from the U.S. guy Elon Musk you're close it was another another uh
38:40Republican aluminum uh guy is it a meme of an uh it's one of the Republican alumni uh J.D. Vance oh
38:50oh this should remind me guy might have just it's a picture of J.D. Vance as a baby guy I'm gonna give
38:57you the points all right let's pull on the active wear for a bit of this
39:00and tonight's sports segment is brought to you by my car get the care you deserve at my car
39:14tire and auto people first oh big win for the Matildas who did they defeat on Thursday night
39:20Kitty Bathurst under 12. Very prestigious well relatively tough competition internationals
39:28uh Ed uh our traditional rival Slovenia yes indeed and they also of course went head to head
39:34last night but exciting news for Sam Kerr she's been spotted doing what guy hailing a taxi no
39:40more ubers these days uh Ursula uh training yes running running impact at a training camp because
39:49she's had the knee issues for quite some time Australian runner Gout Gout has made history in
39:53his first senior European competition what's he done Kitty punched himself in both ears did not
40:01involve punching involved running Sam he broke his own 200 meter record and I only know this because I
40:07keep a keen eye on Gout Gout because no because it is mind-blowing to me that there is a runner called
40:13Gout Gout Gout that'd be like having a swimmer called Drown Drown it's extraordinary you make
40:20a good point uh yeah 20.02 seconds to a local footy game in Victoria
40:29we'll stop it there and I'll ask what happens next guy uh someone gets to go like this
40:35and see didn't neither a goal or that was Ursula no I know um he kicks that ball and then a bird
40:46gets it in the head uh it was a seagull would you like to see it I'd love to see it all right let's take a look
40:53don't worry the ball was fine the life of which Aussie sporting legend is set to be celebrated
41:06in a new ABC miniseries Sam Yvonne Goulagon yes indeed it's uh going to be played by Chris Lilley but
41:13it's going to be a great show look out for that one he'll get he'll hit the tone just right all right
41:19big week for 18 year old Cooper flag what did he score this week guys first draft pick in the NBA
41:26yes indeed and ESPN's coverage of the draft was excellent you're looking at Cooper flag and in
41:32just over an hour from now that is not Cooper flag that is quite famously ace bailey there's is that
41:40there's Cooper flag I was going to say a lot of no that's not him eventually all three of those
41:46people were Chris Lilley points are yours guy meet us hurdler Chris Robinson why has he gone viral
41:54this week Ursula I may have seen this what are you looking at online well you have to do quite a bit
42:01of that to get to it um he was running hurdles and then his situation popped out no yeah he tried to
42:11cover it but still ran and still won yeah yeah Ursula is referring to a wardrobe malfunction um look
42:18away now oh no a problem that does emerge occasionally various parts of their equipment
42:23failure can make it very very awkward and Tom he actually killed a seagull with it
42:27is that right it was sort of it was using it as a rudder to have to say which direction it was
42:32ready i have the uncut version we've got to take a break back with our winner right after this
42:48we're at this close this show out with a little rapid recall and tonight's rapid recall is once again
42:54proudly brought to you by our very good friends at yui you haven't shopped around until you've tried
42:59yui start that clock this dress fetched eight hundred thousand dollars at auction why was it so
43:05expensive kitty tariffs yeah well definitely bumping things up but no it belonged to someone famous
43:11very famous uh princess diana it was indeed princess diana's well it's finally being made official
43:17hugh jackman is hugh jackman is a bastard well because what happened this week hi hugh jackman's
43:25single yes he's a divorce was finalized the term gunsel has just been added to the oxford english
43:31dictionary what's a gunsel kitty i don't know but when the sun's out gunsels are out
43:36uh no sam is it a distant relative of rapunzel is no no it's someone who loves his it's someone who
43:47loves it's late sam stay with that guy it's someone who loves trains yeah like a train spot i don't
43:52know where it came what don't we just call them nerds anyway yeah well okay what's yours guy the
43:57washington monument was closed for two days last week due to what uh guy erectile dysfunction
44:03is it can it can happen uh ursula extreme heat yes indeed across a lot of the usa the heat dome
44:10neil young refused to do what at glastonbury on the weekend kitty sit through rod stewart's set
44:17i'll be off it wasn't great uh but no he was surprised no the like a live stream yes he's not
44:25into live streams wow why is this new zealand ad making headlines are you joking it's sam if they need
44:31an ambassador i've got two options right here on the panel why is it in the news no i actually i did
44:38say no to this ad oh wow really deadly serious yeah but it's won an award yes what's it what's it for
44:45it's a top it's for herpes yeah so it's a viral campaign but it's um oh come on
44:51it's uh guy you've got it won top prize at the can uh advertising in the ad did you have
45:00they got a former all blacks coach graham henry to be the the face of the ad but when i got the
45:06email it just said hey guy i've thought of a great campaign for you do you want to be the face of
45:11earth i got conscious dukes of hazard fans got some sad news on friday what was it come on sam
45:17this is you're not kidding no way no they're doing a remake but with a tesla
45:25oh what a great this is your you can name every one of those people no other than other than boss
45:31hogg i can't name anyone else well then it was deputy cletus hogg apparently passed away so
45:37on the points of mind name the comedy icon who just turned 99.
45:43jesus i'm sorry tom shall we sing for no thank you for the icon accolade uh no american sam
45:51barbara felden that's a record no get 99 from get smart um guy who was it mel brooks indeed thank you
45:59guy john travolta amazing oh and we're out of time let's check that final leaderboard and our winner is
46:05urshula carlson congratulations to our winner thanks to everyone for being part of the show
46:13tonight we'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention to your pronunciation
46:17when being interviewed on live tv the operation that you ran will go down in the annals of american
46:23which is i think we know what he's talking about good night australia see you all next time
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