- 7/2/2025
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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:30Will you take a look at that?
00:00:36I'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being.
00:00:41And not just any human being.
00:00:43That guy was an emperor.
00:00:44A rich, powerful ball of charisma.
00:00:49This is his story.
00:00:50Well, actually my story.
00:00:53That's right.
00:00:54I'm that llama.
00:00:55Welcome to the Giz-O-Matic Baby Bouncy.
00:00:58Emperor.
00:00:59I was the world's nicest guy.
00:01:02They ruined my life for no reason.
00:01:05Oh, is that hard to believe?
00:01:06Look, I tell you what.
00:01:07You go back a ways.
00:01:08You know, where I was a llama.
00:01:10And this will all make sense.
00:01:12All right, now see you guys a little too far back.
00:01:14Oh, look at me.
00:01:16His has got a cranky food to calm down.
00:01:20Uncle Biss.
00:01:21Look, he likes Bouncy Red.
00:01:22Let's move it in.
00:01:23Hey, Dougie.
00:01:24Goodbye, baby.
00:01:25No problemo.
00:01:27I got two knees.
00:01:28I like the food.
00:01:29Introduce him.
00:01:30I'm back in the corner.
00:01:33You know I could do this all day.
00:01:40Okay.
00:01:41Maybe not all day.
00:01:42There are just on sending tiktos from the typical menu and get the workout.
00:01:47There are new guns with the interlux and fleets.
00:01:50Oh, yeah.
00:01:51There are kings and captain tyrants.
00:01:54How's about a game on?
00:01:55How's about a game on?
00:01:55He's a boss.
00:01:56He reveals he's got a suit and swing him from the tree.
00:02:00He was bald in a race to rule.
00:02:02No one has ever been in his crew.
00:02:04In a thousand years of aristocracy
00:02:07An enigma and a mystery
00:02:11It's Mesoamerican history
00:02:14The princess of perfection that is here
00:02:17Oh boy, I'm starting to think you're a better citizen of Gizzo
00:02:21Got this, this, not this, Twitter, Gizzo
00:02:25Okay, see this palace?
00:02:26Everyone in it is at my command.
00:02:28Check this out.
00:02:30Butler?
00:02:31Well, Gizzo's whatever little bot likes.
00:02:33Yummy coming down time.
00:02:34Theme song guy.
00:02:34Let's check out what Gizzo is doing.
00:02:36He's the satellite of the nation
00:02:38He's a hypostatic creation
00:02:41He's the alpha, the omega, the A to G
00:02:44Who's up to the Gizzo, brother?
00:02:46And this perfect world will stem
00:02:47About his every little value
00:02:49The perfect world begins and now
00:02:52Who is raised for a loving food
00:02:55Or a chef Gizzo's character?
00:02:56Oh, that's his name
00:03:00He's the king of the world
00:03:03We're all nice and now we're thinking
00:03:06We like to eat, not carrots
00:03:09Just like the island of bloody nut butter sandwiches
00:03:11And so we like to do a jelly sandwich
00:03:14No
00:03:15I'll see what you two mean about twins being
00:03:17I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the improv
00:03:19Even though they look the same
00:03:21Sometimes Koochie and Koo like different things
00:03:23like you were saying
00:03:25what's his name
00:03:27to show
00:03:28watch him
00:03:37do a rap
00:03:38look he loves
00:03:39nice
00:03:41roundy round
00:03:42roundy round
00:03:44kick off
00:03:45boom baby
00:03:56your highness
00:03:57it is time for you to choose your bride
00:03:59alrighty
00:04:00trot out the ladies
00:04:02let's take a look see
00:04:05paint your hair
00:04:06not likely
00:04:07yikes
00:04:08yikes yikes
00:04:09and let me guess you have a great personality
00:04:12is this really the best you could do
00:04:15oh yes
00:04:15oh no
00:04:16I mean perhaps
00:04:17what is he babbling about
00:04:19he's like the thing that wouldn't shut up
00:04:21anyway
00:04:22still wondering about the llama in the opening
00:04:25well let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life
00:04:29first
00:04:31there's pot chip
00:04:33excuse me
00:04:35I'm here to see emperor kuzco
00:04:36you see
00:04:37I got this summit
00:04:38inside up the stairs and to the left
00:04:40just follow the signs
00:04:42great
00:04:43thanks a lot
00:04:44and don't be fooled by the folksy peasant look
00:04:49oh
00:04:50pardon me
00:04:52that's mine
00:04:53oh here you go
00:04:54thank you
00:04:54you're welcome
00:04:55oh hey are you alright
00:04:58very kind
00:05:00what happened
00:05:00well I
00:05:01I threw off the emperor's groove
00:05:04what
00:05:04his groove
00:05:05the rhythm in which he lives his life
00:05:07his pattern of behavior
00:05:08I threw it off
00:05:09I threw it off
00:05:09and the emperor had me thrown out the window
00:05:11oh
00:05:12oh really
00:05:13I'm supposed to see
00:05:15don't throw off his groove
00:05:16oh okay
00:05:17beware the groove
00:05:19hey
00:05:19are you gonna be alright
00:05:20the groove
00:05:21you see what I mean
00:05:24this guy's trouble
00:05:25but as bad as he is
00:05:27he is nothing compared to what's coming up next
00:05:29and why
00:05:30have you come here today
00:05:31well
00:05:32your highness
00:05:34I mean
00:05:34you're crazy
00:05:35okay gang
00:05:36check out this piece of work
00:05:38this is Yzma
00:05:39the emperor's advisor
00:05:41living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth
00:05:44and let's not forget Yzma's right hand man
00:05:46every decade or so
00:05:48she gets a new one
00:05:48this year's model is called Kronk
00:05:50yeah I got that there Yzma
00:05:54yep
00:05:58that's Kronk
00:05:59now lately
00:06:00Yzma's gotten into this bad habit
00:06:02of trying to run the country behind my back
00:06:04and I'm thinking
00:06:06that's gotta stop
00:06:07it is no concern of mine
00:06:09whether your family has
00:06:10what was it again
00:06:11um
00:06:12food
00:06:13ha
00:06:13you really should have thought of that
00:06:15before you became peasants
00:06:17we're through here
00:06:18take him away
00:06:19next
00:06:20but I
00:06:21okay
00:06:23I'm nervous
00:06:28tell me about it
00:06:31oh
00:06:33your highness
00:06:34you were doing it again
00:06:39doing
00:06:39doing what
00:06:42doing my job
00:06:43I'm the emperor
00:06:44and you're the emperor's advisor
00:06:46remember that
00:06:47but your highness
00:06:48I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters
00:06:51wow
00:06:51wow
00:06:51look at these wrinkles
00:06:53what is holding this woman together
00:06:57what the
00:06:59how long has that been there
00:07:01good thinking Yzma
00:07:03what do you say
00:07:03good scum
00:07:04whoa no touchy
00:07:05no touchy
00:07:06no touch
00:07:07excuse me your highness
00:07:08the village leader is here to see you
00:07:10oh great
00:07:11send him in
00:07:12oh and by the way you're fired
00:07:13fired
00:07:14what do you mean fired
00:07:17um how else can I say it
00:07:18you're being let go
00:07:20your department's being downsized
00:07:21you're part of an outplacement
00:07:23we're going in a different direction
00:07:24we're not picking up your option
00:07:25take your pick
00:07:26I got more
00:07:27but I
00:07:28you
00:07:28but
00:07:30but your highness
00:07:32I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire for
00:07:36for
00:07:36for many many years
00:07:38hey everybody hits their stride
00:07:41you just hit yours 50 years ago
00:07:43so
00:07:45who's in my chair
00:07:47oh oh I know
00:07:48Yzma
00:07:49Yzma's in your chair right
00:07:50very good cronk
00:07:52here get the snack
00:07:54got it
00:07:54yeah you heard the man
00:07:58up up up
00:07:59I'm okay
00:07:59high five
00:08:00are you okay
00:08:02ah
00:08:03okay
00:08:06shaman
00:08:07uh
00:08:11afternoon your highness
00:08:12I'm here because I received a summons
00:08:14hey there he is
00:08:15my main village man
00:08:17um
00:08:17pacha
00:08:18anyway I got this summons
00:08:20pacha
00:08:21that's right
00:08:23you are just the man I wanted to see
00:08:25I am
00:08:26word on the street is you can fix my problem
00:08:28you can fix my problem can't you
00:08:33sure I'll
00:08:34do what I can
00:08:35good good
00:08:36that's just what I wanted to hear
00:08:37are you aware of just how important your village is to the empire
00:08:41well I know we grow the crops that you use here in the palace
00:08:44we also heard the llamas that you
00:08:46my village
00:08:51oh yeah
00:08:52you got a pretty sweet little set up there on top of that hill don't you
00:08:56yeah
00:08:56my family has lived on that hilltop for the last six generations
00:09:01uh-huh
00:09:02so tell me
00:09:04where do you find you get the most sun
00:09:07oh I'd say just on the other side of those trees
00:09:11when the sun hits that ridge just right
00:09:13these hills sing
00:09:15well that settles it
00:09:17really
00:09:18yep
00:09:18problem solved
00:09:19thanks for coming
00:09:20that's it
00:09:21that's all you wanted me for
00:09:23I just needed an insider's opinion before I okayed this spot for my pool
00:09:27uh
00:09:29your pool
00:09:30booyah
00:09:31welcome to kuzcotopia
00:09:33my ultimate summer getaway
00:09:35complete with water slide
00:09:36what
00:09:38isn't it great
00:09:39it's my birthday gift to me
00:09:40uh-huh
00:09:41I'm so happy
00:09:43uh
00:09:44uh
00:09:44uh
00:09:45uh
00:09:46I don't understand how this could happen
00:09:48well let me clear it up for you
00:09:49at my birthday celebration tomorrow
00:09:52I give the word
00:09:53and your town will be destroyed
00:09:55to make way
00:09:56for this
00:09:57so if I were you I'd pick up some change of address forms on the way home
00:10:06but but um where will we live
00:10:08hmm
00:10:09don't know don't care
00:10:11how's that
00:10:12oh but wait you can't
00:10:14when I give the word
00:10:20your little town thingy will be
00:10:22bye bye
00:10:23bye bye
00:10:25oh wait
00:10:26boohoo
00:10:28oh yeah everything was going my way
00:10:31or so I thought
00:10:35he can't get rid of me that easily
00:10:37who does that ungrateful little worm think he is
00:10:41does he
00:10:42a little to the left
00:10:43have any idea of who he's dealing with
00:10:47how could he do this to me
00:10:49why I practically raised him
00:10:51yeah you think he would have turned out better
00:10:53yeah
00:10:54go figure
00:10:55well it's better you're taking that drangor
00:10:58these things instead of the real kuzco huh
00:10:59that's it
00:11:01that's it
00:11:03I'll get rid of kuzco
00:11:05the real kuzco
00:11:07of course
00:11:09the real kuzco
00:11:10don't you see
00:11:11it's perfect
00:11:12with him out of the way
00:11:13and no heir to the throne
00:11:15I'll take over
00:11:16and rule the empire
00:11:18brilliant
00:11:19so how does that work
00:11:21with you being fired and all
00:11:22the only ones who know about that
00:11:24are the three of us
00:11:25soon to be the two of us
00:11:27and I'm one of those two right
00:11:29to the secret lab
00:11:30pull the lever
00:11:33crunk
00:11:34wrong lever
00:11:36why do we even have that lever
00:11:40get out of my way
00:11:44please remain seated
00:11:47we keep your arms and legs in at all times
00:11:49faster
00:11:51faster
00:11:52faster
00:11:52Kuzco
00:11:53put your hands in the air
00:11:55ah
00:11:57how shall I do it
00:12:04oh
00:12:05I know
00:12:06I'll turn him into a flea
00:12:08a harmless little flea
00:12:10and then
00:12:11I'll put that flea in a box
00:12:12and then I'll put that box
00:12:13inside of another box
00:12:14and then I'll nail that box
00:12:15to myself
00:12:16and when it arrives
00:12:17I'll smash it
00:12:19with a hammer
00:12:20it's a brilliant
00:12:22brilliant
00:12:22brilliant
00:12:23heart
00:12:23are you
00:12:24genius I see
00:12:25or to save on postage
00:12:31I'll just poison him
00:12:33with this
00:12:33take it crunk
00:12:35feel the power
00:12:37oh
00:12:38I can feel it
00:12:40now a moment of triumph
00:12:41approaches
00:12:42it's dinner time
00:12:45so
00:12:56is everything ready for tonight
00:12:58oh yeah
00:12:59I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad
00:13:01and then see how we feel after that
00:13:02not the dinner
00:13:03now you know
00:13:06oh right
00:13:07the poison
00:13:08the poison for Kuzco
00:13:09the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco
00:13:12Kuzco's poison
00:13:13bad poison
00:13:15yes that poison
00:13:16gotcha covered
00:13:17excellent
00:13:18a few drops in his drink
00:13:21then I'll propose a toast
00:13:22and he will be dead
00:13:23before dessert
00:13:24which is a real shame
00:13:25because it's gonna be delicious
00:13:27boom bam baby
00:13:29let's get to the grub
00:13:30I am one hungry king
00:13:32in the world
00:13:33so
00:13:35no hard feelings
00:13:36about being let go
00:13:37none what so ever
00:13:40crunk
00:13:42get the emperor
00:13:43a drink
00:13:44drink
00:13:45ride
00:13:47your highness
00:14:04is something burning
00:14:07my spinach pus
00:14:09so
00:14:17he seems
00:14:18nice
00:14:20he is
00:14:21he's what
00:14:24in his
00:14:25late twenties
00:14:26I'm not sure
00:14:28save them
00:14:30that's great
00:14:31good job
00:14:32very good job
00:14:33watch it
00:14:33they're still hot
00:14:34crunk
00:14:39the emperor needs his
00:14:41drink
00:14:42right
00:14:43oh
00:14:44right
00:14:45right
00:14:46hey crunk
00:14:54everything okay
00:14:55back there
00:14:55well
00:14:56oh
00:14:58the drinks
00:15:01were a bit
00:15:01on the
00:15:01warm side
00:15:06hey
00:15:08did you see
00:15:08that sky
00:15:09today
00:15:09talk about
00:15:10blue
00:15:10yes
00:15:11crunk
00:15:12riveting
00:15:13a toast
00:15:14to the emperor
00:15:15long
00:15:17live
00:15:18kuzco
00:15:19don't drink
00:15:20the water
00:15:21tasty
00:15:30finally
00:15:33good work
00:15:35drunk
00:15:35oh
00:15:36they're so easy
00:15:36to make
00:15:37I'll get you
00:15:37the recipe
00:15:37now
00:15:38to get rid
00:15:39of the body
00:15:40okay
00:15:41what were we
00:15:42saying
00:15:43we were
00:15:45just making
00:15:46a toast
00:15:46until you're
00:15:47long and
00:15:47healthy rule
00:15:51right
00:15:52so what are you
00:15:54gonna do
00:15:54I mean you've
00:15:55been around here
00:15:55a long time
00:15:56and I really
00:15:57mean a long
00:15:58time
00:15:58um
00:15:59I mean it might
00:16:01be difficult
00:16:02for someone
00:16:03of your age
00:16:04adjusting to life
00:16:05in the private sector
00:16:06hey crunk
00:16:07can you top me off
00:16:08pal
00:16:08be a friend
00:16:09now about you
00:16:12find me
00:16:12on the head
00:16:13that's
00:16:14that's gonna be tough
00:16:16more broccoli
00:16:16because you're
00:16:17I don't know
00:16:18let's face it
00:16:19you're no spring chicken
00:16:20and I mean that
00:16:21in the best possible way
00:16:22what
00:16:25a llama
00:16:26he's supposed
00:16:27to be dead
00:16:29yeah
00:16:29weird
00:16:30let me see
00:16:32that vial
00:16:33this isn't
00:16:37poison
00:16:38this is
00:16:39extract
00:16:40of
00:16:40llama
00:16:41you know
00:16:43in my defense
00:16:44your poisons
00:16:44all look alike
00:16:45you might think
00:16:46about relabeling
00:16:47some of them
00:16:47take him
00:16:48out of town
00:16:49and finish
00:16:49the job
00:16:50now
00:16:51what about dinner
00:16:53crunk
00:16:54this is kind
00:16:55of important
00:16:56how about dessert
00:16:58well I suppose
00:17:00there's time
00:17:01for dessert
00:17:02and coffee
00:17:03all right
00:17:04a quick cup
00:17:05of coffee
00:17:05then take him
00:17:07out of town
00:17:07and finish
00:17:08the job
00:17:08guess where I am
00:17:16right now
00:17:17uh-huh
00:17:17in the bag
00:17:19still think
00:17:20I'm not the victim
00:17:20here
00:17:21watch
00:17:21it gets better
00:17:22oh he's doing
00:17:26his own theme music
00:17:27big dumb
00:17:39and tone deaf
00:17:40I am so glad
00:17:41I was unconscious
00:17:42for all of this
00:17:43mission accomplished
00:17:48you're not just going to let him die like that
00:18:02my shoulder angel
00:18:03don't listen to that guy
00:18:05he's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness
00:18:08I'm going to lead you down the path that rocks
00:18:12I'll come off it
00:18:13you come off it
00:18:14you
00:18:14you
00:18:15you
00:18:15you infinity
00:18:16ah
00:18:17listen up big guy
00:18:20I got three good reasons why you should just walk away
00:18:22number one
00:18:23look at that guy
00:18:24he's got that sissy stringy music thing
00:18:26we've been through this
00:18:27it's a harp
00:18:28and you know it
00:18:29all right
00:18:30that's a harp
00:18:31and that's a dress
00:18:33robe
00:18:34reason number two
00:18:35look what I can do
00:18:37but what does that have to do with
00:18:40no no
00:18:41he's got a point
00:18:42listen you guys
00:18:43you sort of confuse me
00:18:45so uh
00:18:46be gone
00:18:47ah
00:18:47or uh you
00:18:48however I get rid of you guys
00:18:50that'll work
00:19:07um
00:19:13what's with the chimp and the bug
00:19:15can we get back to me
00:19:16oh boy
00:19:20what to do
00:19:22what to do
00:19:22what do we do with the party
00:19:23what am I going to tell the village
00:19:31come on
00:19:34come on
00:19:35what do I do
00:19:36what do I do
00:19:37that out
00:19:38back
00:19:43double
00:19:43yours
00:19:44oh
00:19:44you
00:19:45hey
00:19:53hey you
00:19:54hey
00:19:55excuse me
00:19:55stop
00:19:56pardon
00:19:57excuse me
00:19:57sorry about that
00:19:58I'm done
00:19:58hey you with the car
00:19:59this is not good
00:20:03I hope that doesn't come back to haunt me
00:20:06hey
00:20:07Hey!
00:20:37Oh, Mom, I think I'm still crying.
00:21:01Measure me again.
00:21:03All right, Tifa.
00:21:04Stand still and let's see it.
00:21:06You and I both know that it's impossible for him to have grown in the last five minutes.
00:21:11Isn't it?
00:21:13Look how much you've found.
00:21:15What?
00:21:16People, get out of the way.
00:21:17It's my turn again.
00:21:18Measure me.
00:21:19Dad's home.
00:21:20Come here.
00:21:25Dad, I ate a bug today.
00:21:30Oh, is Mom baking again?
00:21:32Don't tell her I said that.
00:21:34I heard that.
00:21:35Okay, everybody?
00:21:36Move aside.
00:21:37A lady with a baby coming through.
00:21:39Dad!
00:21:40Dad!
00:21:41Dad!
00:21:42Look at how big I am.
00:21:43We were all measured today.
00:21:44Oh.
00:21:45I'm going through a girl spurt.
00:21:46I'm as big as you were when you were me.
00:21:49Sure are.
00:21:50That's not as impressive as my loose tooth.
00:21:53See?
00:21:54Okay, okay, you two.
00:21:56Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home.
00:21:59Now say goodnight.
00:22:01Dad, do we have to?
00:22:03No, you two can stay up.
00:22:08We're just going to be sitting here telling each other how much we love each other.
00:22:12Right, honey?
00:22:13Goodnight!
00:22:15So, what did the Emperor want?
00:22:20Ah, you know what?
00:22:22He couldn't see me.
00:22:23He couldn't see you?
00:22:24Why not?
00:22:25I don't know.
00:22:26Well, that's just rude.
00:22:27Well, he is the Emperor.
00:22:28I'm sure he's busy.
00:22:29No, no, no, no.
00:22:30Now, Emperor or no Emperor, it's called common courtesy.
00:22:33Honey?
00:22:34If that were me, I'd march right back there and demand to see him.
00:22:37And you know I would.
00:22:38Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.
00:22:40Pacha, I'm fine.
00:22:41This baby's not coming for a while, but even if it was, I'd give that guy a piece of my mind.
00:22:46That kind of behavior, just, just...
00:22:50I gotta go wash something.
00:22:59Pacha, you okay?
00:23:09Hmm?
00:23:10Oh, yeah.
00:23:11I'm just a little tired from the trip.
00:23:13Um...
00:23:14I'm gonna go put Misty away.
00:23:29Uh...
00:23:30Hi.
00:23:31Excuse me.
00:23:32Two seconds here.
00:23:33Um...
00:23:34I'm the one in the car, remember?
00:23:35This story's about me.
00:23:36Not him.
00:23:37Okay.
00:23:38You got it?
00:23:39All right, we're gonna move ahead.
00:23:40Sorry, just slow you down.
00:23:52Huh?
00:23:57Whoa.
00:23:59Where'd you come from, little guy?
00:24:01No...
00:24:02Touchy.
00:24:03Ah!
00:24:04Demon Llama!
00:24:05Demon Llama!
00:24:06Where?
00:24:07Ah!
00:24:08Ah!
00:24:09Ah!
00:24:10Ah!
00:24:11Ah!
00:24:12Ah!
00:24:13Ah!
00:24:14Ow!
00:24:15My head!
00:24:16Okay, Demon Llama.
00:24:17Ah.
00:24:18Just take it easy.
00:24:19I mean you no harm.
00:24:21What are you talking about?
00:24:23Oh, wait.
00:24:24I know you.
00:24:25You're that whiny peasant.
00:24:27Ah!
00:24:28Ah!
00:24:29Emperor Kuzco?
00:24:30Yeah.
00:24:31Who do you think you were talking to?
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:33How did...
00:24:35Um...
00:24:36You don't...
00:24:37Look like the Emperor.
00:24:39What do you mean I don't look like the Emperor?
00:24:41Um...
00:24:42Um...
00:24:43Do this.
00:24:44What is this?
00:24:45Some kind of little game you country folk like to...
00:24:47Yeah!
00:24:48It can't be!
00:24:49Ah!
00:24:50Ah!
00:24:51Ah!
00:24:52My face!
00:24:53Good!
00:24:54My beautiful!
00:24:55Beautiful face!
00:24:56Okay.
00:24:57Okay.
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:01Okay.
00:25:02Okay.
00:25:03Okay.
00:25:04Okay.
00:25:05Okay.
00:25:06Okay.
00:25:07Okay.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:09I can't remember.
00:25:10I can't remember anything.
00:25:12Wait a minute.
00:25:13I remember you.
00:25:15I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was.
00:25:19And then you got mad at me.
00:25:21Oh!
00:25:22And you turned me into a llama!
00:25:24What?
00:25:25No, I did not.
00:25:26Yes!
00:25:27And then you kidnapped me!
00:25:28Why would I kidnap a llama?
00:25:30I have no idea.
00:25:31You're the criminal mastermind.
00:25:32Not me.
00:25:33What?
00:25:35You're right.
00:25:36That's giving you way too much credit.
00:25:38Okay.
00:25:39I have to get back to the palace.
00:25:41Yzma's got that secret lab.
00:25:44I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back.
00:25:47Hey, you.
00:25:48No time to waste.
00:25:49Let's go.
00:25:53Hey, Tiny.
00:25:54I want to get out of this body, wouldn't you?
00:25:56Now let's go.
00:26:00Build your summer house somewhere else.
00:26:02You want to run that by me again?
00:26:07I can't let you go back unless you change your mind and build your summer home somewhere else.
00:26:14I got a little secret for you.
00:26:16Come here.
00:26:17No, closer.
00:26:19I don't make deals with peasants!
00:26:22Then, I guess I can't take you back.
00:26:25Fine.
00:26:26I don't need you.
00:26:27I can find my own way back.
00:26:28I wouldn't recommend it.
00:26:29It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
00:26:32Nice try, pal.
00:26:33No, really.
00:26:34I'm telling you.
00:26:35There are jaguars and snakes and quicksays.
00:26:37I'm not listening.
00:26:38I'm not kidding.
00:26:39Listen.
00:26:40You cannot go in there.
00:26:43Still not listening.
00:26:47Fine.
00:26:48Fine.
00:26:49Go ahead.
00:26:50There's no Kuzco.
00:26:51There's no Kuzco-topia.
00:26:53Takes care of my problem.
00:27:03Hmm.
00:27:04Scary jungle, right?
00:27:05Oh, a leaf.
00:27:06Oh, it might attack me.
00:27:07Oh, it's a scary tree.
00:27:08I'm afraid.
00:27:09Please never find my way.
00:27:10I'm the emperor.
00:27:11And, as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction.
00:27:12Okay, where am I?
00:27:13Ampy!
00:27:14Ampy!
00:27:15Ampy!
00:27:16Ampy!
00:27:17Ampy!
00:27:18Ampy!
00:27:19Ampy!
00:27:20Ampy!
00:27:21Ampy!
00:27:22Ah!
00:27:23Ah!
00:27:24Ah!
00:27:25Ah!
00:27:26Ah!
00:27:27Ah!
00:27:28Ah!
00:27:29Ah!
00:27:30Ah!
00:27:31Ah!
00:27:32Ah!
00:27:33Ah!
00:27:34Ah!
00:27:35Ah!
00:27:36Ah!
00:27:37Ah!
00:27:38Ah!
00:27:39Ah!
00:27:40Ah!
00:27:41Ah!
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:43Oh, hello!
00:27:44Okay, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
00:27:46Ah!
00:27:48Ah!
00:27:49Ah!
00:27:50Ah!
00:27:51Ah!
00:27:53Ah!
00:27:54What do you want?
00:27:55Good.
00:27:56Ah!
00:27:57Ah!
00:27:58Oh, for me?
00:27:59Why, I don't know what to say.
00:28:00Ah!
00:28:02Ah!
00:28:03Ah!
00:28:04Ah!
00:28:05Ah!
00:28:06Ah!
00:28:07Ah!
00:28:09Ah!
00:28:10Ah!
00:28:12Ah!
00:28:23Ah!
00:28:25Dad again?
00:28:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:28I got the tape.
00:28:29No, no, no, don't.
00:28:30Give it to me.
00:28:36Ha!
00:28:39Ah!
00:28:40No!
00:29:02You killer jaguar!
00:29:10No!
00:29:12No!
00:29:14No!
00:29:16No!
00:29:18No!
00:29:20No!
00:29:22No!
00:29:24No!
00:29:26No!
00:29:28No!
00:29:30Don't worry, Your Highness, I gotcha!
00:29:32You're safe now!
00:29:34No!
00:29:36Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
00:29:44No, no, no! It's okay!
00:29:46This, this is alright! We can figure this out!
00:29:50I hate you!
00:29:52No!
00:29:54No!
00:29:56No!
00:29:58No!
00:30:00No!
00:30:02No!
00:30:04No!
00:30:06No!
00:30:08No!
00:30:10No!
00:30:11No!
00:30:12No!
00:30:13No!
00:30:14No!
00:30:15No!
00:30:16I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
00:30:21Uh-oh.
00:30:23Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
00:30:26Yep.
00:30:27Sharp rocks at the bottom?
00:30:28Most likely.
00:30:29Bring it on.
00:30:31Booyah!
00:30:33Ha!
00:30:36Ha!
00:30:37Ha!
00:30:38Ha!
00:30:39Who ready?
00:30:41Whoa!
00:30:43Karena!
00:30:44Why!
00:30:45Just in fact, go over and crush your life!
00:30:47MainhaVER!
00:30:48No!
00:30:49H idéia!
00:30:50organ crafter affl報 a bat gallika喔!
00:30:53In ity!
00:30:55Hola!
00:30:56Aplai!
00:30:58Oh, Eduarda!
00:30:58Wow!
00:30:59Jesus!
00:31:00Wow!
00:31:01Wow!
00:31:02Wow!
00:31:03Your Highness. Your Highness, can you hear me?
00:31:07Oh, boy. Come on, breathe.
00:31:11Breathe!
00:31:14That's me.
00:31:23All right.
00:31:33For the last time, it was not a kiss.
00:31:42Whatever you call it.
00:31:44It was disgusting.
00:31:46And if you would have done what I ordered you to do in the first place,
00:31:49we all could have been spared your little kiss of life.
00:31:55But now that you're here, you will take me back to the palace.
00:31:58I'll have Yzma change me back, and then I'll start construction on Kuzco-topia.
00:32:03Oh, yeah.
00:32:04Okay. Now, look. I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
00:32:08Mm-hmm.
00:32:09I just think if you really thought about it,
00:32:12you'd decide to build your home on a different hilltop.
00:32:14And why would I do that?
00:32:17Because deep down, I think you'll realize
00:32:20that you're forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you.
00:32:24And that's...
00:32:25bad.
00:32:27Well, yeah.
00:32:30And nobody's that heartless.
00:32:32Hmm.
00:32:35Now take me back.
00:32:36What? Wait, wait!
00:32:37How can you be this way?
00:32:39All you care about is building your summer home
00:32:41and filling it with stuff for you.
00:32:43Uh, yeah.
00:32:43Doy, me.
00:32:44Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.
00:32:46You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the program.
00:32:49Eh, Pacha?
00:32:50You know what?
00:32:51Someday you're gonna wind up all alone.
00:32:54And you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
00:32:56Thanks for that.
00:32:57I'll log that away.
00:32:58Now, for the final time,
00:33:00I order you to take me back to the palace.
00:33:03Looks to me like you're stuck out here.
00:33:05Because unless you change your mind,
00:33:06I'm not taking you back.
00:33:11Because unless you change your mind...
00:33:12I'm not taking you back.
00:33:17Huh!
00:33:18What?
00:33:19I didn't do anything.
00:33:20I didn't...
00:33:21Somebody's throwing stuff.
00:33:23Are you gonna build a fire or what?
00:33:24What's going on?
00:33:26He's never gonna change his mind.
00:33:28How am I ever gonna get out of here?
00:33:32You're gonna have to take me back.
00:34:00Do I miss you, count the stars, multiply by ten?
00:34:25Of course I do, more than now and then.
00:34:34I could paint a rainbow, shine the sky, set the stars in space.
00:34:48Faster than explain how much I miss your face.
00:34:59Watch the moon, someday soon, he will start to smile.
00:35:11When I say I'll see you in a while.
00:35:22But till then I'll miss you, dry my tears, hide my fears away.
00:35:33Until that happy day, to the rainbow's end.
00:35:46Here's where I would go, my friend, I do miss you so.
00:36:04Imagine someone to love who loves you.
00:36:22Imagine to look in her eyes and see.
00:36:31Imagine how miraculous it seems to be.
00:36:37Oh, oh, oh.
00:36:39It's very rare.
00:36:42You can find it anywhere.
00:36:47Thanks.
00:36:48It's an ordinary miracle.
00:36:50No problem.
00:36:53Feels like wool.
00:36:54Yeah.
00:36:55Alpaca?
00:36:56Oh, yeah, it is.
00:36:57Oh, yeah, I thought so.
00:36:59It's nice.
00:37:01My wife made it.
00:37:03Oh, she needs it.
00:37:05Crochets.
00:37:06Crochets?
00:37:07Oh.
00:37:08A common kind of miracle that runs right by.
00:37:11Or maybe it's too gradual to catch your eye.
00:37:16So you miss it.
00:37:20A sudden bolt of distant lightning.
00:37:24Cathedrals rising out of stone.
00:37:28A baby starts to walk or talk one day.
00:37:31Then shockingly he's grown and in love.
00:37:38That volcano of emotion.
00:37:41Not ten thousand gypsy potions can undo.
00:37:47Yes, it's love.
00:37:51Well, of course my view is slanted.
00:37:54But people do take love for granted.
00:37:58Sad but true.
00:38:01Of all the many miracles.
00:38:04So I was thinking that when I got back to the city.
00:38:07Mysterious and marvelous and big and small.
00:38:09I mean, there's lots of hilltops.
00:38:11Maybe I might, you know.
00:38:13I might.
00:38:14Oh.
00:38:15To see it.
00:38:17To feel it.
00:38:19To know it.
00:38:21Imagine someone to love who loves you.
00:38:28I love you.
00:38:29Yes.
00:38:30Imagine to look in her eyes and see.
00:38:36Imagine how extraordinary it would be.
00:38:41Don't share.
00:38:42Unless you would.
00:38:43If an ordinary miracle.
00:38:49Come.
00:38:51Happen to.
00:38:52Me.
00:38:54Let's get you back to the palace.
00:38:56Oh, by the way.
00:38:58Thanks.
00:38:59No.
00:39:01Thanks.
00:39:02Thanks.
00:39:03Ah.
00:39:04Excuse me.
00:39:05I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco.
00:39:08There is a light in the sky that shines in the night.
00:39:27Excuse me, I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco.
00:39:29You see, I've got the sun inside up the stairs to the left.
00:39:33Just follow the signs.
00:39:35Wait, thanks a lot.
00:39:43Pardon me, that's mine.
00:39:45Oh, here you go.
00:39:47You're welcome.
00:39:49Oh man, are you alright?
00:39:51Here, hold me up.
00:39:52What happened?
00:39:54I went through all the Emperor's school.
00:39:57He's great, he's great, he's great, he's great.
00:40:00I don't know, I'm here, I threw it off.
00:40:02I can't remember everything from around the world.
00:40:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:12I'm going to be all right.
00:40:42I'm going to be all right.
00:41:12I'm going to be all right.
00:41:42I'm going to be all right.
00:42:12I'm going to be all right.
00:42:42I'm going to be all right.
00:43:12I'm going to be all right.
00:43:42I'm going to be all right.
00:44:12I'm going to be all right.
00:44:42I'm going to be all right.
00:45:12I'm going to be all right.
00:45:42I'm going to be all right.
00:46:12I'm going to be all right.
00:46:42I'm going to be all right.
00:46:44I'm going to be all right.
00:47:12I'm going to be all right.
00:47:42I'm going to be all right.
00:47:44I'm going to be all right.
00:47:46I'm going to be all right.
00:47:48I'm going to be all right.
00:47:50I'm going to be all right.
00:47:52I'm going to be all right.
00:47:54I'm going to be all right.
00:47:56I'm going to be all right.
00:47:58I'm going to be all right.
00:48:00I'm going to be all right.
00:48:02I'm going to be all right.
00:48:04I'm going to be all right.
00:48:06I'm going to be all right.
00:48:08I'm going to be all right.
00:48:10I'm going to be all right.
00:48:12I'm going to be all right.
00:48:14I'm going to be all right.
00:48:16Okay, so I'll admit this was a good idea.
00:48:18When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
00:48:21Well, that's funny.
00:48:22Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars,
00:48:26lying to me to take you back to the palace, were all really bad ideas.
00:48:29Oh, yeah, anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
00:48:33Hot and crispy pill bug for the happy couple.
00:48:38Mazel tov.
00:48:42Oh, boy.
00:48:51Oh, here. Let me get that for you.
00:48:55Where are you going?
00:48:58I'm just going to slip into the kitchen and have a word with the chef.
00:49:01You're going to get us thrown out.
00:49:03Please. With this disguise, I'm invisible.
00:49:13We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long.
00:49:16That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.
00:49:20I should have gone away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance.
00:49:23Oh, you really got to stop beating yourself up about that.
00:49:31Uh-oh. I'll get you another one there, Yzma.
00:49:33Yo.
00:49:34You, uh, using that fork, pal.
00:49:37Hey, don't I know you?
00:49:38Uh, I don't think so.
00:49:39Wrestled you in high school.
00:49:41I don't remember that.
00:49:41No? Metal shot?
00:49:42Ah, no.
00:49:42Oh, I got it. Miss Narca's interpretive dance. Two semesters.
00:49:45I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
00:49:48Come on, pal. You got to help me out here.
00:49:49Uh, no. Look, I don't think we've ever met, but, uh, look, I got to go.
00:49:53Don't worry. I'll think of it.
00:49:54Look, all I know is to do it.
00:49:56Hey, I'm not going to let you know.
00:49:59Hey, I'm just checking to make sure.
00:50:03Is there anything you have to speak to you?
00:50:07Are you crazy?
00:50:09Well, it's a simple question.
00:50:10Is there or is there not anything you have to speak to you?
00:50:12I'm not speaking to you.
00:50:13Oh, I didn't ask for one to hear you.
00:50:19Yeah, I found what you call Sam Bader Specialist.
00:50:22All right, question.
00:50:23That's it.
00:50:23You want to spend your more on it?
00:50:25Then you make them.
00:50:25I win.
00:50:26No, no.
00:50:27Johnny and I tried to do it.
00:50:29I respect for anyone's division.
00:50:31That's it.
00:50:31There's just nothing I can do about it.
00:50:33Oh, it's safe.
00:50:34Poor combo.
00:50:35They're making it on the side.
00:50:36Chilling cheese.
00:50:37Sam plays a basket of liver and onion.
00:50:39Prince a catch of the day.
00:50:40And a snake's a pushy for a trap.
00:50:43Got all that honey.
00:50:45Three workers weren't there.
00:50:46Wish you got babies.
00:50:47Don't you get sick?
00:50:48It's time for bed.
00:50:53What is he doing?
00:50:55A little friend, Starry, stopped by to say hi.
00:50:59Come on.
00:51:00It's time to go to bed.
00:51:03And time for this little Twinkie to get back to his family.
00:51:08What's taking?
00:51:09What are you doing?
00:51:10Let go.
00:51:11Let go.
00:51:11Let go.
00:51:11Let go.
00:51:13Let go.
00:51:13Let go.
00:51:14Let go.
00:51:14Let go.
00:51:15Let go.
00:51:16Let go.
00:51:17Let go.
00:51:17Let go.
00:51:17Let go.
00:51:19Why are you?
00:51:20Why are you trying to make me the� of a special?
00:51:21I'm having a great day.
00:51:23Let go.
00:51:24Let go.
00:51:25Sir, you don't make my own video.
00:51:26Let go.
00:51:27Let go.
00:51:27Wait.
00:51:29A little bit.
00:51:29Before we need that decision.
00:51:32I'll be фин安 for you.
00:51:32Hi.
00:51:33Hey, I'm outside.
00:51:35Let go.
00:51:36I need that.
00:51:36Let go.
00:51:39Let go.
00:51:40Let go.
00:51:40No, I want the cheese.
00:51:42Cheese me no likey.
00:51:44Cheese me no likey.
00:51:45Oh, come on, make up your mind.
00:51:46Okay, okay, second thought.
00:51:48Make my potatoes a salad.
00:51:49Right.
00:52:08No problem.
00:52:10No problem.
00:52:10No problem.
00:52:11No problem.
00:52:17There's one by a sweet box.
00:52:19It's like smackin' their cup.
00:52:21They think covered in clean with tangs all the time.
00:52:31What are you doing?
00:52:33There's two people in there looking for you.
00:52:35What?
00:52:35A big guy and a skinny old woman.
00:52:37Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?
00:52:39Oh, yeah.
00:52:40That's Eastman Kong.
00:52:41I'm saved.
00:52:42Trust me, they're not here to save you.
00:52:44They'll take me back to the palace.
00:52:45Thanks for your help.
00:52:46You've been great.
00:52:47I can take it from here.
00:52:48No, no, you don't understand.
00:52:49They're trying to kill you.
00:52:50Kill me?
00:52:51Their whole world revolves around me.
00:52:52No, I can't let you.
00:52:53What?
00:52:54What?
00:52:55What?
00:52:56Oh, oh, I get it.
00:52:58What?
00:52:59You don't want to take me back to the palace.
00:53:00You want to keep me stranded out here forever.
00:53:02No.
00:53:03This has all been an act and I almost fell for it.
00:53:05Will you just listen to-
00:53:06No, no.
00:53:07You listen to me.
00:53:08All you care about is your stupid hilltop.
00:53:10What?
00:53:11You don't care about me now.
00:53:12Just get out of here.
00:53:13Go.
00:53:14But-
00:53:15Go on, get out of here.
00:53:16Fine.
00:53:17Ugh.
00:53:18This entire mess is all your fault.
00:53:22What'd I do?
00:53:23If you hadn't mixed up those poisons, Kuzco would be dead now.
00:53:27There'd be no more diversions until we track that llama down and kill him.
00:53:31Said I was sorry.
00:53:32Can't just let it go.
00:53:34Not even on your birthday.
00:53:36Kuzco must be eliminated.
00:53:38The Empire will finally be rid of that useless slug.
00:53:41Thought you got a point.
00:53:42No one really seems to care that he's gone, do they?
00:53:47Nothing.
00:53:51ли they ended up hurting my house.
00:53:55I got to leave you-
00:53:56No one количеく villains.
00:53:58Only on earth.
00:53:59Most men.
00:54:00Most men.
00:54:01Most men.
00:54:02Smart men.
00:54:03Most men.
00:54:04Most men.
00:54:05Most men.
00:54:06Most men.
00:54:07Last men.
00:54:08Those women.
00:54:09Los men.
00:54:10Most men.
00:54:11Most men work.
00:54:12Old men.
00:54:13The women.
00:54:15Hmm.
00:54:16So, your name's Robin, and you ran away from home.
00:54:34So, this is where you came in.
00:54:35Your name's on your life.
00:54:37See, just like I said, I'm the victim, and you're...
00:54:38Oh, yes, it's Robin Sterling.
00:54:40I didn't do anything, and they ruined my life and took everything I...
00:54:42Hey, give it a rest up there, will you?
00:54:44Well, I'm just telling you, what happened?
00:54:46My mother died when I was a baby.
00:54:48You saw the whole thing, and they know what happened.
00:54:50What happened to him?
00:54:51My father's on an expedition, climbing a mountain from the snow gateway in a...
00:54:56Av... Av...
00:54:58Aviland?
00:54:59Uh-huh, and he was the most wonderful father in the world.
00:55:04We had our own secret place just for the two of us, and...
00:55:08And that's where you were going?
00:55:10Uh-huh, and to get away from my Aunt Fig.
00:55:14She's not really my Aunt, just my guardian.
00:55:17But she's taken over the house.
00:55:19She moved me into the attic and gave my room to her dog, Ferdinand.
00:55:24Ferdinand?
00:55:24Aunt Fig was always calling me orphan.
00:55:28She even stole my locket and threw it out the window.
00:55:31But I climbed down and found it, and... and...
00:55:35Kept on running as fast as I could, and I'm never going back.
00:55:39Oh, smart.
00:55:40Real smart, kid.
00:55:42You got a roof over your head, three short meals a day, a warm bed.
00:55:46Who'd want to leave back?
00:55:47I hate to admit it, Robin, but Tom's right.
00:55:50You never know what you're missing till you don't have it.
00:55:53No, Aunt Fig.
00:55:54She seems sweet, but underneath she's mean.
00:55:57Real mean.
00:55:59Aw, come on.
00:56:01I'll bet she's frantic looking for you.
00:56:03Aw, sure.
00:56:04Just cryin' a rise out for ya right this minute.
00:56:08Oh, Daddy, I knew he'd come.
00:56:10You're safe now, Robin.
00:56:11I'm here.
00:56:19Don't cry.
00:56:20You're fine.
00:56:21You're fine.
00:56:27You're fine.
00:56:33Tom, Jerry, you're safe.
00:56:43Robin!
00:56:46Hey, listen, you know, Robin, what I said to you...
00:56:50I promise I'll never leave you again.
00:56:52I didn't really...
00:56:53So, it's hard to be a llama.
00:56:58Yes!
00:56:59Okay, we're just gonna stop at the house and get some supplies.
00:57:05And it won't be all the way, right?
00:57:06Right.
00:57:07Hey there, Pacha.
00:57:08Hey, you know, you just missed your relatives.
00:57:10My relatives?
00:57:11Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.
00:57:13What did they look like?
00:57:14Well, you see, there was this big guy and this older woman who was...
00:57:18Well, how would you describe her?
00:57:20Hey, scary beyond all reason.
00:57:21Yeah, that's it.
00:57:23So, remind me again how you're related to Pacha.
00:57:26Why, I miss third cousin's brother, the right step-nieces.
00:57:32Twice removed.
00:57:36Isn't that right, Kronk?
00:57:40You know, I'm so sorry that you had to come all this way, but...
00:57:47As I said to you before, you may recall, Pacha is not here.
00:57:51I'll be sure in time you came by.
00:57:53Oh, would you please?
00:57:55That would be just great.
00:57:57Oops.
00:57:59Silly me.
00:58:00No, no.
00:58:01Not me.
00:58:07She's hiding something when I give the word.
00:58:09We search the house.
00:58:10Okay, but I still have 94 monkeys to go.
00:58:14So, while we're waiting for Pacha...
00:58:16Pacha.
00:58:17Yeah, uh, oh yes.
00:58:19Um, perhaps we can have a tour of your lovely home.
00:58:22You know, why don't you just come back when Pacha gets home?
00:58:26I'm sure he'd love to show you the...
00:58:29Well, excuse me, won't you?
00:58:31I think I left something in the oven.
00:58:34This is my variation of double Dutch on the signal.
00:58:37We switch places.
00:58:38Kronk, it's time.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:41So we have to get back to the palace?
00:58:43Can you have to decorate the family ball of this road as well, Anna?
00:58:47You betcha.
00:58:48As soon as I get some growth.
00:58:51You know what?
00:58:52I don't believe you're really my great aunt.
00:58:55You're more like my great, great...
00:58:57Sort of.
00:58:57I'll stop and run for you two to get a good set, too.
00:59:01Thanks, Oly.
00:59:02You have a lovely wife.
00:59:03Both fair for you.
00:59:05Great, great, great, great, great.
00:59:08All right.
00:59:09Are you through?
00:59:10Great, great aunt.
00:59:11So, where were we?
00:59:12Listen, sister, we're not leaving until...
00:59:14I show you the house.
00:59:15Of course.
00:59:17Hey, was it a good idea to leave your family with those two?
00:59:19Oh, don't worry.
00:59:21They can handle themselves.
00:59:22What do you mean the door is stuck?
00:59:24Try jiggling the handle.
00:59:26There is no handle in here.
00:59:28There's not?
00:59:29Are you sure?
00:59:30All right.
00:59:31I've had enough of this.
00:59:32Tell us where the talking llama is, and we'll burn your house to the ground.
00:59:36Uh, don't you mean or?
00:59:38Tell us where the talking llama is, or we'll burn your house to the ground.
00:59:42Well, which is it?
00:59:43That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.
00:59:45Oh, that's it.
00:59:47Break the door down.
00:59:48Break it down?
00:59:49What are you kidding me?
00:59:50This is hand-carved mahogany.
00:59:51I don't care, you fool.
00:59:53Get out of my way.
00:59:54I'll break it down myself.
00:59:56A one.
00:59:56Okay, kids.
00:59:57You know what to do.
00:59:58Two.
00:59:59Right, Mom?
01:00:00Okay, children.
01:00:14On your mark, get set, go.
01:00:18Ow, ow, ow.
01:00:20I'll get you with it, Bryce.
01:00:22Huh?
01:00:23Ow.
01:00:25Oh, there they go, Prunk.
01:00:27They're cutting away.
01:00:28Well, I had a great time.
01:00:32Let's not wait until the next family reunion to get together.
01:00:35Let's try.
01:00:37I, uh, I gotta run.
01:00:38I gotta run.
01:00:39I, uh, I gotta run.
01:00:48I, uh, come on.
01:02:19How did we? How did you get back here before us?
01:02:22Uh, how did we, Kronk?
01:02:25Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
01:02:29Oh, well. Back to business.
01:02:31Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been.
01:02:35But, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?
01:02:37Just think of it as you're being let go.
01:02:41That your life's going in a different direction.
01:02:43That your body's part of a permanent outplacement.
01:02:47Hey, that's kind of like what he said to you when you got fired.
01:02:50I know. It's called a cruel irony. Like my dependence on you.
01:02:55I can't believe this is happening.
01:02:57Then I bet you weren't expecting this.
01:02:59No!
01:03:00No!
01:03:00Oh, okay.
01:03:04Finish them all.
01:03:08Hey, you're not backing down now, are you, big guy?
01:03:12Uh, where's the other guy?
01:03:15No!
01:03:16Oh, sorry, I'm late.
01:03:18Oh, what I missed.
01:03:19Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to, you know, take them out.
01:03:23And then this guy popped up, and then we waited for you.
01:03:26And, quite honestly, Kronk, why did I think you could do this?
01:03:30This one simple thing.
01:03:31It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
01:03:33Oh, now.
01:03:33A really, really big, stupid monkey named Kronk.
01:03:37Ouch.
01:03:37And do you want to know something else?
01:03:39I've never liked your spinach puffs.
01:03:42Never!
01:03:46That's it.
01:03:47She's going down.
01:03:48Now, now, remember, guys.
01:03:50From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
01:03:56That'll work.
01:04:04Strange.
01:04:05That usually works.
01:04:06And so does this.
01:04:08Ah, should have seen that coming.
01:04:09Whoa!
01:04:13Give me that light!
01:04:15Oh!
01:04:16You!
01:04:17Ah!
01:04:18Oh!
01:04:18Ah!
01:04:19Ah!
01:04:24Oops.
01:04:25Clumsy me.
01:04:27Which one?
01:04:29Which one?
01:04:32Better hurry.
01:04:33I'm expecting company.
01:04:38Kill them!
01:04:40They murdered the Emperor!
01:04:41Ah!
01:04:41I'm the Emperor!
01:04:44It's me!
01:04:45Good stuff!
01:04:45They're not listening to me!
01:04:47Just take them all!
01:04:49Ah!
01:04:56Get them!
01:04:58Hey, I've been turned into a cow.
01:05:00Can I go home?
01:05:01You're excused.
01:05:02Anyone else?
01:05:03No.
01:05:04We're good.
01:05:04We're good.
01:05:05Get them!
01:05:06I'm going to change you back.
01:05:08Try this one.
01:05:09Uh, Pacha?
01:05:13A little help?
01:05:16Come on!
01:05:25Oh, please be something with wings.
01:05:30Yeah!
01:05:30We're flying!
01:05:31We're flying!
01:05:32Uh-oh.
01:05:34We're not getting anywhere with you picking the vials.
01:05:41I'm picking the next one.
01:05:42Fine by me.
01:05:43Give me that one.
01:05:46Don't you say a word.
01:05:48Ah!
01:05:53Quick!
01:05:54Train the canal!
01:05:56Open up!
01:06:00Yay!
01:06:01I'm a llama again!
01:06:02Wait.
01:06:14There they go.
01:06:15After them!
01:06:16Come on, man!
01:06:16Nobody lives forever!
01:06:18Yay!
01:06:18Yay!
01:06:21No!
01:06:24Go on!
01:06:25Go on!
01:06:26Go on!
01:06:26Go on!
01:06:26Go on!
01:06:27Go on!
01:06:28Go on!
01:06:29Go on!
01:06:30Go on!
01:06:31Go!
01:06:32Go on!
01:06:37Okay.
01:06:37Only two left.
01:06:38It's got to be one of these.
01:06:55Meow.
01:06:56I'll take that.
01:06:58This is the one. This will change you back to a human.
01:07:00Ow!
01:07:02Guys, get out!
01:07:04No!
01:07:06No!
01:07:08Ah!
01:07:10No!
01:07:12Bring the potion!
01:07:16Okay, okay!
01:07:18Where did it go?
01:07:20Where is it?
01:07:22Looking for this...
01:07:24Is that my voice?
01:07:26Is that my voice?
01:07:28No, no! Don't drop it!
01:07:30I'm not going to drop it, you fool!
01:07:32I'm going to drink it!
01:07:34And once I turn back into my beautiful self, I'm going to kill you!
01:07:50Uh-oh.
01:07:52Let's go!
01:07:54Let's go!
01:07:56Let's go!
01:07:58Let's go!
01:08:00You right there! Give me a minute!
01:08:02Uh-uh...!
01:08:04Uh!
01:08:06Huh?
01:08:07Whoa!
01:08:08That's it!
01:08:09Whoa!
01:08:10Kuzzo!
01:08:12Kuzzo!
01:08:13Kuzzo!
01:08:14You right there!
01:08:15Give me a minute!
01:08:17Arrgh!
01:08:18Uh-ah!
01:08:19Kuzzo!
01:08:20Whoa!
01:08:21Okay!
01:08:22KUZO!
01:08:24AHHHHH!
01:08:30Reviled!
01:08:40For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!
01:08:44You know, pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.
01:08:51Tom!
01:08:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:09:02L'Viol!
01:09:04You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
01:09:21What are the odds
01:09:32that trapdoor lead me out here?
01:09:41Here, let me get this for you.
01:09:47Well, see you
01:09:48on the other side.
01:09:51Oh, now you, you, you stop being so hard on yourself.
01:10:03All is forgiven.
01:10:04You're sure?
01:10:04Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out a window
01:10:07and it won't be the last.
01:10:09What can I say?
01:10:10I'm a rebel.
01:10:11Oh, Tiger.
01:10:12Oh, hey, I gotta use that arm later.
01:10:15Okay, buddy, take care.
01:10:17He's a sweet guy.
01:10:21So, you lied to me.
01:10:33I did?
01:10:34Yeah.
01:10:35You said when the sun hits this ridge just right,
01:10:37these hills sink.
01:10:39Well, pal, I was dragged all over those hills
01:10:41and I did not hear any singing.
01:10:43So, I'll be building my summer home
01:10:49on a more magical hill.
01:10:56Couldn't pull the wool over your eyes, huh?
01:10:58No, no, I'm sharp.
01:10:59I'm on it.
01:11:00Looks like you and your family
01:11:01are stuck on the tuneless hilltop forever, pal.
01:11:03You know, I'm pretty sure I heard some singing
01:11:15on the hill next to us.
01:11:17In case you're interested.
01:11:23Ha!
01:11:24Boom, baby!
01:11:25Ha!
01:11:26Boom, baby!
01:11:27My acorn is missing.
01:11:56Squeak, squeakin', squeak, squeakity.
01:11:58Did you eat the acorn?
01:12:00Squeaker, squeak, squeak, squeakin'.
01:12:02You owe me a new acorn.
01:12:04Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeakers.
01:12:09Squeakin'.
01:12:09I'm so proud of you guys.
01:12:10In the quiet time of evening
01:12:18When the stars assume their patterns
01:12:24And the day has made its journey
01:12:30And we wondered just what happened
01:12:37To the laughing room
01:12:40Before the world changed
01:12:43But not a thing I hated
01:12:46Was true
01:12:48But you were kind to me
01:12:54But you reminded me
01:12:57That the world is not my playground
01:13:01There are other things that matter
01:13:07But it simply needs protecting
01:13:13My illusions are the chatter
01:13:20But you stay
01:13:22In my corner
01:13:25The only world I know
01:13:29Is upside down
01:13:32And now the world I knew
01:13:37I know you're carrying
01:13:39You'll see the patterns
01:13:42In my blue sky
01:13:45And those constellations
01:13:47Look like you and I
01:13:50We could be lost
01:14:00We could refuse to try
01:14:02But you were made it through
01:14:05In the dark night
01:14:09What does lucky guys
01:14:12Shine out to me
01:14:14But that illusion
01:14:18I'm not as clever as I thought I was
01:14:32I'm not the boy I used to be
01:14:38Because
01:14:39You showed me something different
01:14:42You showed me something pure
01:14:44I always seemed so searching
01:14:48But I was really never sure
01:14:50But you stayed
01:14:52And you called my name
01:14:56And I was going to walk that
01:14:59On a large game
01:15:01And you could've made it through
01:15:06But you're funny friend
01:15:09You'll see the patterns
01:15:11In the blue sky
01:15:14Those constellations
01:15:17Look like you and I
01:15:20That tiny, tiny, big, big guy
01:15:26I don't know whether
01:15:29I should have to cry
01:15:32Just like the patterns
01:15:35In the blue sky
01:15:37We'll be together
01:15:38We'll be together
01:15:40Till the end
01:15:42If you don't know
01:15:43We'll know the answer
01:15:46Or we'll be in my
01:15:49We'll stick together
01:15:50We'll stick together
01:15:52Till the day we die
01:15:55And if I had to do this
01:15:58All the second time
01:16:00I won't complain
01:16:03I'll make a fuss
01:16:06When the angels sound
01:16:11That I'll make me blame
01:16:14Are those truthfully friends
01:16:17That's us
01:16:20We'll do this
01:16:27We'll be together
01:16:29To the end
01:16:31We'll be together
01:16:34We'll be together
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