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🔮🎬 Can a boxer’s future be found in the stars? Laughs collide with fate in this quirky 1930s rom-com! When’s Your Birthday? (1937) is a charming screwball comedy full of astrology, slapstick, and heart—led by the always hilarious Joe E. Brown.  📽️ Plot Summary: Dustin Willoughby is a superstitious boxer who refuses to fight unless the stars are in his favor. Guided by horoscopes and hindered by cosmic coincidences, he punches his way through romance, destiny, and a cast of eccentric characters in this offbeat pre-war comedy.  🕰️ Year Released: 1937 🎭 Genre: Romantic Comedy, Sports, Slapstick 🎬 Directed by: William Keighley 🎞️ Starring: Joe E. Brown, Marian Marsh, Fred Keating  🎯 Why Watch It? ✔️ Classic 1930s screwball comedy with astrological twists ✔️ Features the unmistakable humor of Joe E. Brown ✔️ Light-hearted mix of boxing, romance, and zodiacs ✔️ A delightful and rare vintage gem from Hollywood's Golden Age  🔔 Don’t forget to LIKE 👍 | COMMENT 💬 | SUBSCRIBE 🔔 for more retro comedies, public domain movies, and vintage stars!  👇 Explore More Classic Comedies & Public Domain Films Here: 📺 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYSxyPafGbnT7hNTlq29mZQJKn7wrNglY ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎞️ #WhensYourBirthday #JoeEBrown #ClassicComedy #1930sMovies #PublicDomainFilm #AstrologyComedy #VintageHollywood #OldSchoolLaughs ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎂✨ Stars align, gloves fly, and laughter rules in When’s Your Birthday? (1937)—a cosmic comedy knockout! ________________________________________

Transcript

00:00:00The

00:00:30The End

00:01:00Your fate is written in the heavens.

00:01:08You cannot escape your destiny.

00:01:10Your guiding planet rules your life.

00:01:13It is our privilege to present a celebrated scientist

00:01:15who will explain astrology in its true light.

00:01:18Professor S. Zoharaburikis.

00:01:21Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

00:01:23This is the astromeological sun.

00:01:25Twelve divisions.

00:01:27Four days has got September, April, June, and Kentucky.

00:01:30All the rest, I'm going to be sure,

00:01:32except Chicago used to get the World's Fair.

00:01:34Ah, so this is Ari.

00:01:37Saggy trousers.

00:01:38Bourbon's greatest master poos.

00:01:41Noros.

00:01:42That's the fool that won't take a move for a answer.

00:01:45Round and round she goes.

00:01:47Where she stops, nobody cares.

00:01:49Ah, how do you like that?

00:02:04There sits King Taurus, the moon-kissed bull.

00:02:09When the moon shines, he is public boss number one.

00:02:14Bull meets crab.

00:02:17Crab meat's good too on the bull plate lunch.

00:02:19Thirty-five cents.

00:02:21Delicious.

00:02:23Ah, no more crab meat.

00:02:25Holy moor.

00:02:39Ah-ah.

00:02:40No moonshine.

00:02:42Aros is very unhappy.

00:02:49Soggy trousers are going to horse around a little bit.

00:02:53No.

00:02:56Take that.

00:02:57Ah.

00:03:02William Bell is going to hit him right in the Zodiac.

00:03:07Nothing to tar out of carers.

00:03:27So long, Spurs.

00:03:28He's been out 42 minutes.

00:03:41That breaks his own record.

00:03:43Maybe he's kicked in.

00:03:44Well, we'll give him five minutes more.

00:03:46Then we'll hold a post-mortem.

00:03:47Firewall, forget it.

00:03:51Mars is unfavorable.

00:03:54Virgo passes the moon.

00:03:57He ain't dead, he's nuts.

00:03:58That's astrology.

00:04:00He's beefing about it all the time.

00:04:01Well, I ain't got time for riddles.

00:04:03I got another thousand.

00:04:05Come on, stupid.

00:04:06Snap out of it.

00:04:06Taurus must not be defeated.

00:04:10All right, show.

00:04:12Take it easy.

00:04:14Oh.

00:04:15Oh.

00:04:17Hello.

00:04:18Good morning.

00:04:19Did I win?

00:04:20Yeah.

00:04:22You'll find first prize right on your eye.

00:04:24Don't worry.

00:04:24You fixed him so he can't fight for two months.

00:04:27Did I?

00:04:27Sure.

00:04:28He broke four of these knuckles on your jaw.

00:04:30My mistake was fighting with the moon in the wrong position.

00:04:35Your mistake was in fighting Gas House Hogan.

00:04:39Well, I to one of Taurus had been in conjunction.

00:04:42Who's Taurus?

00:04:44Well, that's the planet that rules my destiny.

00:04:46You see, I'm studying astrology.

00:04:48Well, you've seen enough stars tonight.

00:04:51That's why I've been fighting, so I can pick up enough extra money to finish my course.

00:04:54You mean you've been taking all these meetings to study stars?

00:04:57Yeah.

00:04:58And it's been worth it.

00:05:00Tonight's money will make me a D.A.

00:05:02District attorney?

00:05:05No.

00:05:06Doctor of astrology.

00:05:08You're screwy.

00:05:10Hello, boys.

00:05:11Well, I've got a little bad news for you.

00:05:13You mean the Constellation is against me?

00:05:15No, just the commission.

00:05:16They've held up your purse.

00:05:18What?

00:05:19They ruled no contest.

00:05:20Sorry, boys.

00:05:21No dough.

00:05:23Wait a minute.

00:05:23They can't do that to me.

00:05:26I'll tell them.

00:05:27It'll be quite a surprise.

00:05:29Hey.

00:05:34Well, boys, I guess the joke is on us.

00:05:37What are you going to do now, Taurus?

00:05:39Oh, I don't know.

00:05:40Can't you think of something?

00:05:41No.

00:05:42Maybe he can.

00:05:42Hey, wait a minute.

00:05:56Hello, Mr. Redaby.

00:05:57Thanks, Mr. Hoffman-Puffer, for opening up for me.

00:05:59I was expecting you.

00:06:01I got the round steak ready.

00:06:03Yeah, well, trim the edges.

00:06:04The last one was kind of grisly.

00:06:06Six, five, six steaks.

00:06:08I can cut them now without measuring them.

00:06:11Well, I'll be a regular customer of yours as long as my eye holds out.

00:06:14You know, I got some that boil them and some that pie them.

00:06:17But you are the only one that wear them.

00:06:20Thanks.

00:06:21Someday my planet will be an ascendancy.

00:06:25Then I'll wear tenderloin.

00:06:27Good night.

00:06:29Auf Wiedersehen.

00:06:30Oh, nice doggie.

00:06:44Good doggie.

00:06:45Go home.

00:06:46Go home.

00:06:50Look, I'm going calling, and the Bascoms don't like dogs.

00:06:55I'm going to have trouble enough explaining this eye.

00:06:58Look, Fuster, or Towser.

00:07:00Er, Queenie.

00:07:02Zodi.

00:07:03Zodiac.

00:07:04Look, here.

00:07:05Here.

00:07:06Come on.

00:07:08Cats.

00:07:09Now, go get them.

00:07:09Go get them.

00:07:21Do you mind tell if I Dustin isn't here?

00:07:23I'm expecting you many minutes, Mother.

00:07:25Well, if it's anything like your father, you can go on expecting.

00:07:28If it's anything like your father, I'd call the whole thing off.

00:07:31That'll do, Martha.

00:07:32Go on counting.

00:07:33Yes.

00:07:33One, two, three, four, five.

00:07:37Drop that counting aloud.

00:07:38I've told you a hundred times.

00:07:40Yes, ma'am.

00:07:41A hundred and one, a hundred and two, a hundred and three.

00:07:46Now you've done it all over again.

00:07:49Annie, where are you?

00:07:52Where is everybody?

00:07:53Coming, Henry.

00:07:55I hope you train Dustin not to scream for you.

00:07:59Would one of your mind tell me where you've hidden my epitaph?

00:08:02Henry Bascom, you're not going out in that ridiculous getup.

00:08:06It's hard enough to live down Bascom's plumbing.

00:08:08I've been a member of the Pie-Eyed Pipers for 30 years, and I'm not giving it up just because you've got snooty ideas.

00:08:15They're not snooty ideas.

00:08:16They're smart.

00:08:16Oh, you're smart, huh?

00:08:18Yes.

00:08:19Well, if you're so darn smart.

00:08:21Find my epilets.

00:08:28Look.

00:08:29I'm going in here.

00:08:30Will you please scram?

00:08:33Scram.

00:08:34Scram.

00:08:38A hundred and six, a hundred and seven.

00:08:43Where are you going to hold this wedding?

00:08:44In the stadium?

00:08:46In the By-The-Way Chapel.

00:08:47Oh, isn't it wonderful, Marcy?

00:08:49If you get them in, it's a miracle.

00:08:51There's a doorbell, Marcy.

00:08:52I hear it.

00:08:53Well, answer it.

00:08:54Get up, Marcy.

00:08:55It's got it.

00:08:57Oh, so that's what you want.

00:08:59Well, why didn't you say so here?

00:09:09Hello, Marcy.

00:09:10When you come in a house, you certainly don't mess with it.

00:09:13Well, I couldn't help it.

00:09:14I picked up a dog.

00:09:15Where'd you pick up the black eye?

00:09:17Oh, Taurus is against me.

00:09:20No, he's certainly connected.

00:09:21Do you think they'll notice it?

00:09:23Not if you hold your hat over it.

00:09:26What's that?

00:09:27That's Zodiac.

00:09:29He's scratching to come in.

00:09:30Well, whatever he does, I'll be blamed for it.

00:09:32Go home.

00:09:36Zodiac.

00:09:37Go home.

00:09:43Well, folks, here I am.

00:09:45It's about time.

00:09:47Dustin, darling.

00:09:51Why, what happened to your eyes?

00:09:53Oh, just forgetfulness.

00:09:55Forgetfulness?

00:09:57I forgot to do it.

00:09:59It's a werewolf.

00:10:03That's only Zodiac, Mrs. Bascom.

00:10:05I'll get him.

00:10:06Oh, Mother.

00:10:11Oh, Dustin.

00:10:12Oh, I'll go away for me.

00:10:13Go away for me.

00:10:14Go away.

00:10:15Go away.

00:10:15Zodiac, here.

00:10:17Take him away.

00:10:17Here's I did.

00:10:18Oh, you're a nasty thing.

00:10:20Somebody help.

00:10:20Take him away.

00:10:21Take him away.

00:10:21Is that a bear?

00:10:22Oh, Dustin.

00:10:25Oh, that's all.

00:10:25There's Zodiac.

00:10:26Oh, he just wants to play.

00:10:28Oh, take him away.

00:10:29What's going on in here?

00:10:33I'm way down there.

00:10:34I'm being attacked.

00:10:37Please, you've got me gusted.

00:10:40What is this?

00:10:42I think it's sort of a mixed breed.

00:10:44I don't care if it's vegetable or mineral.

00:10:46How did he get in here?

00:10:47Through the window.

00:10:49That's the way he's going out.

00:10:50Oh, wait.

00:10:51Mr. Bascom.

00:10:52Wait, Mr. Bascom.

00:10:53That's only Zodiac.

00:10:55He took a fancy to me.

00:10:56Well, he can take his fancy somewhere else.

00:11:02Now, if you're through playing, maybe I can get started.

00:11:05Where are you going?

00:11:06Yachting?

00:11:08Yachting.

00:11:10Dustin, darling.

00:11:11Yes.

00:11:11Look at our invitations.

00:11:13Aren't they wonderful?

00:11:15Oh, dear.

00:11:16This is terrible.

00:11:17What do you mean?

00:11:18It says June 1st.

00:11:20Of course.

00:11:20That's the date we agreed on.

00:11:22Yes, I know.

00:11:22But I didn't know then what I know now.

00:11:25What is he talking about?

00:11:27You see, I'm a bull.

00:11:28A what?

00:11:29I'm a bull and you're a scorpion.

00:11:31Dustin.

00:11:32And your mother's a crab and your father is a goat.

00:11:38That's tookenum.

00:11:40Harry Bascom, are you going to let him insult the family?

00:11:43Let him go on.

00:11:44Let him go on.

00:11:46But that's not an insult.

00:11:47It's astrology.

00:11:49Look, I'll explain it to you.

00:11:53Oh, Mom.

00:11:54He smashed it.

00:12:09There is some good in astrology.

00:12:12The planets are against today.

00:12:13I should have stayed in bed.

00:12:15Don't worry.

00:12:16You're right for it.

00:12:17Justin, what is all this foolishness?

00:12:20Well, that's Taurus and that's Scorpio.

00:12:23You can't join them in June.

00:12:25Oh, rubbish.

00:12:26It's not rubbish.

00:12:26Science.

00:12:27Now, in July, it's different.

00:12:29I won't be married in July.

00:12:31It's unfashionable.

00:12:32Out of the question.

00:12:33But I'm thinking of our children.

00:12:35If we marry in June, our first child will be a Pisces.

00:12:40A what?

00:12:42Fish.

00:12:43Any child of yours would have that tendency.

00:12:46Are you going to marry my daughter or are you?

00:12:49Sure.

00:12:50I'll marry Diane in July.

00:12:52Then there won't be any wedding.

00:12:54Are you going to let this silly astrology appear with Diane's happiness?

00:12:57It's not silly.

00:12:58It's my life's work.

00:13:00What about your job at the bank?

00:13:02Well, I...

00:13:03Oh, well, I forgot to tell you.

00:13:06I lost that yesterday.

00:13:08What?

00:13:08You lost your job.

00:13:10Well, to what I'm Dr. Willoughby, the famous astrologer, you'll all be sorry.

00:13:14Henry, throw it out before I paint.

00:13:17Leave this house before I lose my temper and kill you limb from limb.

00:13:22Oh, take him off.

00:13:24He's ruining me.

00:13:25Take him off.

00:13:25Take...

00:13:26Don't blame Zodiac, Mr. Bascom.

00:13:29I guess he's an Aquarius.

00:13:33Hey, wait.

00:13:34Mr. Bascom, wait a minute.

00:13:35You...

00:13:36Wait, Mr. Bascom, he likes you.

00:13:37Wait.

00:13:47Oh!

00:13:48Oh!

00:13:53Oh!

00:13:53Shame.

00:14:09Shame.

00:14:10Shame.

00:14:15Well, Zodiac, I guess it's just you and me and the moon against the world.

00:14:20Oh, I guess it's just you and me and the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against the moon against

00:14:50I should have stayed in bed today.

00:15:02What, boy?

00:15:05Someday I murder him.

00:15:08Yes, sir.

00:15:16Everything happens to me.

00:15:20I'll break you and be pieces.

00:15:47Get your day with me.

00:15:48It's so glad you get me.

00:15:49Our table ready, Acropolis?

00:15:51Everything's yours, Mr. Regan.

00:15:53This way, please.

00:15:53Come on, girls.

00:16:10Sit down, Judge.

00:16:11It's your party.

00:16:12It's nice of you to do this, Regan.

00:16:14Why, it's a pleasure and a privilege.

00:16:15Is everything ready?

00:16:16Champagne, she's a knife.

00:16:18I'd bring a beach.

00:16:19Well, maybe a party will change my luck.

00:16:22They've been running against you?

00:16:24Terrible.

00:16:24This horse breaks a leg, this spider breaks a myth, then Lazy Lou gets fleas.

00:16:28Lazy Lou?

00:16:28Yes, and it's all great tonight.

00:16:29I had a grant on her.

00:16:30All set to collect.

00:16:31Ha.

00:16:32Then she gets fleas and strains the ligaments, scratching them.

00:16:34Look.

00:16:36Oh, lab.

00:16:36Everything I touch is jinxed.

00:16:38I can't break it.

00:16:38Thank you, Acropolis.

00:16:51My friend, thank you.

00:16:53There's a one.

00:16:54It meets you.

00:16:55Don't stand there.

00:16:57Do something.

00:16:58Oh!

00:17:00There must be something wrong with your planets.

00:17:03They might doubt it.

00:17:06Take away, Judge, and blow them all out.

00:17:08Better.

00:17:10Well, here it goes.

00:17:17Pardon me.

00:17:18Is it your birthday?

00:17:20It is, my boy.

00:17:24It's too big.

00:17:26What are you talking about?

00:17:27What's that?

00:17:28Well, Mars being in conjunction with Saturn tonight, the moon is adverse.

00:17:33Should I clunk them?

00:17:34Sit down.

00:17:34What the devil are you talking about?

00:17:36Well, you should have stayed in bed tonight.

00:17:39I said, are you a psychologist?

00:17:41No, sir.

00:17:41I'm an astrologist.

00:17:43Don't crack white at Boston.

00:17:45I'm not cracking.

00:17:46I'm just warning the judge.

00:17:47Warning me of what?

00:17:50Well, something is liable to happen to you tonight.

00:17:53Oh, stop it now.

00:17:55I don't believe in that rock.

00:17:56Ha, ha.

00:18:00That's just what I was afraid of.

00:18:02You can't fool around with the planets.

00:18:03Get some water.

00:18:04Quick.

00:18:04Yes, sir.

00:18:05I'll try it, but I don't think it'll grow.

00:18:10What are you doing?

00:18:12Go away from me.

00:18:13Yes, sir.

00:18:13What happened?

00:18:14You got conked with a lot of geranium.

00:18:16The boy said it would happen.

00:18:18He caused it.

00:18:19He wished it on me.

00:18:20No, sir.

00:18:21I don't cause things.

00:18:22I merely forecast.

00:18:24Well, wouldn't you go away from me?

00:18:25Yes, sir.

00:18:26Wait a minute, son.

00:18:27Maybe you can forecast who's going to win the third race tonight.

00:18:30Well, who's running?

00:18:32Five dogs.

00:18:33Well, I'd have to know their birthdays.

00:18:35Lazy Lou was born on April Fool's Day.

00:18:37Ha.

00:18:38I lost a hundred betting on the litter.

00:18:42Aries passes the nadir.

00:18:44Moon squares Mars.

00:18:46Eight, four, two, and even.

00:18:49What's he doing?

00:18:50Making book?

00:18:51Shut up.

00:18:52Lazy Lou vibrates to seven and eleven.

00:18:54Who don't?

00:18:55You mean she can win?

00:18:57Her planets are favorable.

00:18:58How about her fleas?

00:19:00Well, when were they born?

00:19:04You're not paying any attention to that crackpot.

00:19:07A hunch is a hunch.

00:19:09Find out if Lou's running.

00:19:10Put a hundred on her nose.

00:19:11Okay.

00:19:11I'll take a pin in it myself.

00:19:13And brother, you better be right.

00:19:15I'd stake my life on it.

00:19:16That's just what you're doing.

00:19:21Why do you stand around here?

00:19:23Why don't you join the party?

00:19:25Well, all right, if you say so, Mr. Acropolis.

00:19:31Clear the tables.

00:19:32Wait a minute, Acropolis.

00:19:38You got a little radio you could put on the table?

00:19:39Sure.

00:19:40Okay.

00:19:40Make it snap.

00:19:41Immediately.

00:19:45Hey, Zodiac.

00:19:47I've got your dinner for you.

00:19:49Yeah, there you are.

00:19:51Sorry, sirloin steak is the best I could get.

00:19:57Ah, wait a minute.

00:19:59Oh, where's your manner?

00:20:05I'll have to take the coat back.

00:20:07The gentleman may be leaving.

00:20:08All set for the third at Westmoreland.

00:20:13The dogs with the barrier.

00:20:15Lazy Lou's pretty well taped up, but she's running.

00:20:19You get that door down?

00:20:19On the beak at 20 to 1.

00:20:21The rabbit's circling the track.

00:20:23It passes the barrier.

00:20:24They're off.

00:20:25Look at those babies go.

00:20:29Alice Bean's back west second.

00:20:31The other's bunched.

00:20:32Where's Lazy Lou?

00:20:33They're stretching out at the turn.

00:20:35Lazy Lou takes a sudden spurt in front.

00:20:38Wait a minute.

00:20:39Something's happened.

00:20:41Lazy Lou suddenly stopped running and sat down to scratch.

00:20:44Well, you're just a little.

00:20:47The other dogs have piled up on top.

00:20:48We're in a jumble.

00:20:49We can't see what's happening.

00:20:51Wait till I get my mitts on.

00:20:56Hold on.

00:20:56Hold on, everybody.

00:20:58Lazy Lou's up and running along.

00:21:01Now the others are stretching.

00:21:04Stop and running again.

00:21:05Lazy Lou well out in front.

00:21:07I don't see how they can catch her now.

00:21:09Come on, baby.

00:21:11There is a stretch.

00:21:12Alice Bean making a grand try.

00:21:14But it's no use.

00:21:15No use.

00:21:16Lazy Lou crosses the wire alone.

00:21:20And sits down to scratch.

00:21:22How do you like it?

00:21:24It's my ambition to audition.

00:21:29For a swell radio pro.

00:21:31Find that butt boy.

00:21:32I'm going to wear him around my neck like a charm.

00:21:34Okay, boss.

00:21:39Hey, you.

00:21:42Stop.

00:21:44Stop.

00:21:45Hey, you.

00:21:46Stop.

00:21:53Stop man.

00:21:54Stop man.

00:21:55Stop man.

00:21:56Stop man.

00:22:01Say hi.

00:22:03Honey, I'll bring you a pole, but I thought as I know, you're so cool.

00:22:33Stop knocking at that door. I'm all undressed.

00:22:37I'm sorry, girlie.

00:23:03Pardon me, girlie. Did you see anything of a busboy around here?

00:23:08Mais non. Jusque là, parlez-vous français? Oui, oui.

00:23:17Oui, oui.

00:23:23Oui, oui.

00:23:33BienvenICO

00:23:36Descales

00:23:43...

00:23:46...

00:23:55...

00:23:57...

00:23:59...

00:24:01Look, it's a man.

00:24:12Get out of here.

00:24:14Hey, wait a minute.

00:24:21We can watch you.

00:24:31Good job.

00:24:45Your past, present and future for 25 cents.

00:24:55See the swarmy you know all.

00:24:57What good are these when we come to swarmy?

00:24:59I'll find one.

00:25:00You can't now, Larry, but it's good morning.

00:25:03Advertising is the pulse of trade.

00:25:05You can't live without it.

00:25:06But I speak to you.

00:25:07Well, the Napoleon had wanted to set back and got him down.

00:25:11I can answer that one.

00:25:12Man must come out of the difficulties.

00:25:13Rise above them.

00:25:14Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:25:16I'll help you rise if you'll just stand still.

00:25:18How'd you get in, brother?

00:25:19Well, the door was open and swings both ways.

00:25:22Goodbye.

00:25:24Goodbye.

00:25:27Oh, wait a minute.

00:25:28Did you come in and answer to Rian?

00:25:29Yes, ma'am.

00:25:31I hope I'm not too late for the job.

00:25:33You're about ten years early.

00:25:34I'm looking for a man with whiskers and dignity.

00:25:36Whiskers?

00:25:37Well, I could raise a beard.

00:25:40What are we supposed to do?

00:25:41Sit around here and watch it grow?

00:25:42No, sir.

00:25:43I'll take care of that myself.

00:25:45You won't do, brother.

00:25:46Scram.

00:25:47Larry, why don't you give him a chance?

00:25:49He looks kind of hungry.

00:25:50Hungry fortune teller's no ad for this joint.

00:25:52Come around in about 20 years when you've got a beard.

00:25:54Yeah, but will you be here, then?

00:25:58Bye.

00:26:01One job I could do, and I've got to have whiskers.

00:26:05Come on, Zodiac.

00:26:06Come on.

00:26:12Whiskers.

00:26:13Whiskers.

00:26:40You go ahead. I'll have my lunch later. Why won't you go with me. I never eat with a boss. It's bad for the digestion. I have enough trouble. You have to sign me down. Your troubles are over my friend. I am here.

00:27:08Is that on the level? Do see before Professor the grave. Sees all knows all. You mean you're a fortune teller? I live in the planets. I converse with the satellites. I don't care about your home life. It's that alfalfa that sold you to me. You mean, you mean I'm engaged? Brother, you're the answer to a barker's prayer. Meet my assistant, Miss Jerry Grant. How do you do? Delighted. What's your racket, Professor? Cards or palms? I prophesy by horoscope from the Zodiac.

00:27:37Well, every man to his own line. Now, what do you pay? You collect five cents out of every third quarter that comes in. Every third quarter? You're not robbing yourself, are you? Yes, but generosity is my crowning fault. Yes, but I'm a real astrologer with degrees.

00:28:07Just a minute. So it's you again, huh? Ouch. Trying to slip a fast one over on Larry Bird. Well, you wanted the whiskers and I delivered them. Outside. Now, wait a minute, Mr. Burton. Larry. Outside. Let him stay. What for? Anyone who can fool you deserves the chance.

00:28:31There's something in what you say. And in two weeks, we'll have the best-paying concession on the pier. The moon is passing Saturn. Taurus is in the ascendancy.

00:28:40Swami, put her there. I think the boy's got something.

00:28:45Ouch. Ouch.

00:28:47Blank your lucky case. Dates and numbers. School and papers should marry. Don't tell folks, you'll all have a chance to visit the party. Just now he's taking a short rest to decompose himself. In the meantime, my friends.

00:29:07Oh, my goodness.

00:29:08What's the matter?

00:29:09I told Mrs. Winch she was going to have triplets in November. It's only going to be twins. You'll probably get a bonus from Mr. Winch. Yes, but I hate to make a sap out of Scorpio. You don't mind Larry making a sap out of you. Hmm? He's cleaning up on these horoscopes and you're not getting anything. Oh, you think I should ask for more money? Of course you should.

00:29:30I'll do it when the moon enters Sagittarius. You'll do it when Larry enters the room. Yes, but suppose he should fire us. Even Larry isn't in Santa Claus. Hey, they're going to swell tonight. The young taste of buying. Give me a half a dozen Scorpions and a handful of Libras. Here you are. Thanks, baby. How about you and me slipping out tonight while the professor's waking? I wouldn't advise him. Sagittarius indicates violence. What kind of violence? For instance, a punch in the nose. Now listen, you keep that kind of stargazing tripe for the customers.

00:29:59What do you say, baby? Oh, I wouldn't dare go against the planets. Every time I try to make a date, one of your planets gets a stomachache. I'm getting sick of it. So are the planets. If we weren't doing such a good business, I can you. Oh, yes. And another thing. We're not satisfied. What do you mean you're not satisfied? From now on, we get 50% of everything. What? Don't thank us. Generosity is our crowning fault. And I take care of the

00:30:29in the cash. Wait a minute. You two can't run this choice. All right. Then we'll open up a planetarium of our own. Hold on now. Let's argue this. There's nothing to argue. 50% or we quit. And you can bark yet, please. Okay, you win. But remember, no good luck ever came to Tizzlers. What's that? Did I advise anyone to shoot themselves? Lift them up. You two guys get away by the window. Stay where you are, sister.

00:30:57All right, Marty. Drop the gun. We'll let you have it. Go ahead. You'll have to shoot through the girl. You might as well give up. We've got you cornered. Yeah. Well, come and get me. Don't bother, officers. I'll do it. Stay where you are. I'll let you have it. Dustin, don't shoot. My aspects are perfect tonight. Nothing can hurt me. Okay, you ask for it.

00:31:18Justin, don't you? Are you all right? What happened? You got clunked. I thought nothing could hurt you tonight. Well, something must have gone wrong.

00:31:38How's your head feeling? Swell. When you're holding him. Why did you do a crazy thing like that? Well, you were in danger and the moon was right. You were terribly brave. Oh, shucks. Now I wasn't. I hate to take your room, though. I wouldn't let you stay in that shack. Yes, but where are you going to sleep? The landlady gave me a room down the hall. That's fine. We'll have breakfast together.

00:32:08Coffee and donuts. Don't you mention donuts to me. Now put out your light and go to sleep. Okay. Good night. Good night. And Dustin. Yeah? Here's something you dream about. Gosh.

00:32:38Oh, gosh.

00:32:45Oh, gosh.

00:32:50Zodiac.

00:32:51Gosh.

00:32:55Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm not the swami. I'm just barking for him. All right, Fido. Where is he? Well, he had a little accident last night. He's probably in a trance.

00:33:03Maybe if we put you in one, you could get in touch with him. All right, boys. All right. Take it easy. Get a piece. What is it? That's either the swami or a bundle of wash. Good morning, Sway. And how are the stars today? They're smiling at me. Yeah? Well, laugh this one off. Don't give it a thought. You're only pinched. Pinched? What? Telling fortunes without a license.

00:33:26Fortunes. Fortunes. I wasn't telling fortunes. I read horoscopes. Yeah? Well, you can read the judge. If you get more than six months to frame up, I'd complain. Well, I know you had to have a license. But you did. Why didn't you tell him? Who am I to tell the master? Well, if you boys don't get any more. Good day. Hold it, wise guy. The joint's crunched and you go with it. Well, what do you want me for? About 30 days at a rough guess. What about her? Well, she don't belong here, officer. She's just a friend of mine. If you arrest him, you'll have to arrest me, too. I'm his assistant. Oh, don't.

00:33:56Don't believe her, officer. She's of no assistance at all. Look, you can make up your mind at headquarters. Don't worry, folks. I'll take this up to Senator Fush. Why be a pie picking up at the vice president? He isn't doing anything just now. Come on. Let's go. Listen, your honor. This is a case of office to the tide. Stand over there and don't bother me. As a citizen borrowing his country, I demand if you sit down. You step up here. Don't worry. I'll get you out of it.

00:34:23Your honor. She had nothing to do with it. We'll get to her later. Where have I seen you before? Well, I was at the Army and Navy game. That simplifies it a lot. What happened to your head? Oh, Mars was in Taurus last night. I should have stayed in bed.

00:34:44What's that? What's that? I should have stayed in bed. That's it. That busboy from the Seaside Inn. Yes, sir. We met the night you got potted.

00:34:56You'll continue this case in 15 minutes. Take them to my chambers. Right this way. You'll stay here.

00:35:05Gosh. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be in this mess. I don't mind. As long as we're together. You mean, you mean you're not sore?

00:35:17Of course not. Silly. Gee, you're swell. You're thought of swell yourself. Oh, God. Jerry, I want to ask you something.

00:35:27Yes, Dustin. If I do have to go to jail. Yes. Will you? Yes. Will you keep flea powder on Zodiac so he don't scratch?

00:35:42There he is. That's the boy. You're right. There couldn't be two faces like that. Son, I've been looking all over for you.

00:35:49What for? He's my lucky piece. Where I go, he goes. You mean we're both going to jail?

00:35:54No, no. We've overlooked the offense this time. Case dismissed. That's all, brother. I told you I'd get you this son. Who is he?

00:36:02Boy, that's Mr. Burke. He barks. Yeah? One more yelp and he'll get six months. Just a minute. I'm his manager.

00:36:09You were. From now on, we're going to be like two goldfish in a bowl. Yes. Well, you'll have to add another goldfish.

00:36:16I won't go any place without Jerry. I see. I think we can take care of the little lady.

00:36:21Well, what about me? I've got a fortune invested in the swami. You got a contract?

00:36:25It's a gentleman's agreement. It's illegal. There's only one gentleman.

00:36:29Okay, I'll be in to shut you up. Come on, before anybody else horns in.

00:36:39Good morning, Miss Potts. Good morning, Mr. Willoughby.

00:36:42Oh, Mr. Willoughby. Yes?

00:36:46My boyfriend gave me the air last night. What should I do?

00:36:50Share it with everybody. It's entirely free.

00:36:52Thank you. Come on, Zodiac.

00:36:57Good morning, Jerry. Good morning, Duff.

00:37:00It's after ten. Where have you been?

00:37:02I stopped at the hospital to read Mrs. Schultz's horoscope.

00:37:04What good will that do her?

00:37:07She broke one leg. No sense in her breaking the other.

00:37:11Mr. Regan wants to.

00:37:12He'll have to wait. Some fresh flowers.

00:37:16Thanks. Still lovely.

00:37:19Yeah. So are... I mean, don't mention it.

00:37:23It's nothing at all.

00:37:26Gosh.

00:37:26Hello, Duff.

00:37:41Good morning, Morris.

00:37:43You got those horses horoscopes?

00:37:45What race?

00:37:45The fifth at Pimlico.

00:37:47Fifth at Pimlico?

00:37:50Marshmouth first.

00:37:51Brown Derby second.

00:37:53There's a little doubt as to Sweet Marie's birthday.

00:37:55Where'll McGaugh score be sending?

00:37:57Somewhere in the gay 90s.

00:37:59What should his mother-in-law do about her lumbago?

00:38:03Rub it.

00:38:05That'll be all for today, boys.

00:38:06Oh, no. No, no.

00:38:08You've got to go to Mrs. Carstairs' charity bazaar tonight.

00:38:10I've already attended six bazaars, two dinners, and a clam bag.

00:38:13Oh, no. This is different.

00:38:14Mrs. Carstairs is sponsoring the newsboys' fight benefit.

00:38:17Friday night.

00:38:18Newsboys shouldn't fight on Friday.

00:38:20Not newsboys. This is a big card.

00:38:22I'm bringing a fighter all the way from Salvador to meet the champion.

00:38:25But Jerry and I were going to see Mary of Scotland tonight.

00:38:28Do your visit in some other time.

00:38:30This is important.

00:38:31Get the ticket here for the newsboys' fight benefit.

00:38:43And nothing here.

00:38:44And nothing here.

00:38:45And watch carefully, because the hand is quicker than the eye.

00:38:48Ace of spades.

00:38:48Look.

00:38:49Ace of spades, the card called for, and I thank you for your kind attention.

00:38:52And now, folks, who's next for the swami?

00:38:54Remember, he sees all, knows all, and tells all.

00:38:57Step up, folks. Step up.

00:38:58It's only five yen a throw, and it all goes to the cause of sweet charity.

00:39:02Thank you, madam.

00:39:02Space your offering inside of this little gold box, which is security locked and cramping my style.

00:39:07Jerry.

00:39:10When do they eat?

00:39:11Shh.

00:39:12I can announce it.

00:39:13Will you have supper with me?

00:39:15I'm counting on it.

00:39:18Oh, isn't it beautiful, Mother?

00:39:20Oh, it's wonderful.

00:39:22Stop playing with your feet, Henry, and let us enjoy ourselves.

00:39:26How can I enjoy myself when my shoes hurt?

00:39:28It costs us $60 to get in here, and you're going to enjoy it if you have to wear horseshoes.

00:39:35Come on, Mother.

00:39:36Let's wander around.

00:39:37I'm way over to the bar where I can sit down.

00:39:39Fix your tie, Henry.

00:39:41And be careful what you say.

00:39:42Oh, don't worry about me.

00:39:44I've been out before.

00:39:45Yes, and I've been with you.

00:39:46That's why I'm worried.

00:39:48There.

00:39:53Tickets for the fight or getting a good play?

00:39:55When does this Halvador Slayer show up?

00:39:56Both, Doc, two days before the fight.

00:39:58But when does he train?

00:39:59Been trained in Salvador for three months.

00:40:01Has he got a chance?

00:40:03We'll know that when Dustin casts his horoscope.

00:40:07Tickets for the fight?

00:40:09Good evening, gentlemen.

00:40:11My name is Pascal.

00:40:12That rounds out a well-turned evening.

00:40:14Oh, you've probably heard of my plumbing.

00:40:16We'll get a monkey rinse someday and go into it.

00:40:19What do you say to a bottle of wine?

00:40:20I never bandy words with it.

00:40:22Hey, boy, a bottle of wine.

00:40:23Have it cold.

00:40:24Yes, sir.

00:40:25I got to see Carstairs.

00:40:26Pay for the drinks and bring me the change.

00:40:29Right.

00:40:30Shall I pour it, sir?

00:40:32What did you expect it to do?

00:40:33Sweat itself out?

00:40:35Very good, sir.

00:40:36Take the other drinks out of that.

00:40:38Haven't you anything smaller?

00:40:39We're going to press the change.

00:40:40Wait a minute.

00:40:41I can break it for you.

00:40:42Here you are.

00:40:4410, 20, 30, 40, 50.

00:40:47Thanks very kindly.

00:40:48That's mighty nice of you.

00:40:49And here's your 50.

00:40:51Hang on to it tightly.

00:40:53Money's very slippery these days.

00:40:55Don't go away.

00:40:57I'll be right back.

00:40:58All right, hurry up before the bubbles die.

00:41:00That'll be $20 for the wine, sir.

00:41:02Yes, take it out of here.

00:41:03Supper is served.

00:41:20Mercury is favorable to the moon in July.

00:41:24Mother, do you see who that is?

00:41:27Why, it's the Swami, isn't it?

00:41:29It's Dustin Willoughby.

00:41:31What?

00:41:31Come on.

00:41:33That concludes the reading, madam.

00:41:40Oh, Jerry.

00:41:42Yes?

00:41:43Tell Larry to call a recess.

00:41:45At once, Swami.

00:41:46Is something wrong?

00:41:49Hmm.

00:41:49I see influences I had better duck.

00:41:54Darren, Dustin Willoughby.

00:41:56Oh, hello, Diane.

00:41:58Hello, Mrs. Bascom.

00:41:59Imagine finding you here.

00:42:01Yeah, well, that's my own fault.

00:42:03I should have moved quicker.

00:42:04Why haven't you called me?

00:42:06Well, I thought after Mr. Bascom threw me out.

00:42:09Don't give it a thought.

00:42:10Now, you know how Henry plays.

00:42:11Oh, yes, like a left tackle.

00:42:14Dustin, darling, take me to supper.

00:42:17We've so much to talk over.

00:42:19Well, I can't.

00:42:20I'm sorry.

00:42:20I promised Jerry that I'd...

00:42:22He can find someone else.

00:42:24We'll pick up the threads just where we dropped them.

00:42:27Yes, but I don't want to pick up threads.

00:42:29I want to eat.

00:42:30Ah, ah, Dustin, now don't argue.

00:42:32Now, you two lovers go right along.

00:42:34And I look for Mr. Bascom.

00:42:36Dustin, darling, I know where there's a quiet little nook.

00:42:39But I don't like nooks.

00:42:41They give me rheumatism.

00:42:42Oh, Dustin.

00:42:48Isn't it wonderful, Dustin?

00:42:52Well, I...

00:42:52I don't know.

00:42:53I haven't tasted it yet.

00:42:55To think of you being the great Swami.

00:42:58I'm so proud of you.

00:43:01Well, I had nothing to do with it.

00:43:03It was the planets.

00:43:04Like all great men, you're modest.

00:43:07No, Dustin.

00:43:08It was your own face.

00:43:09And now you're tasting the fruit.

00:43:12I'm not tasting anything.

00:43:14Put your arm around me, darling.

00:43:17There now.

00:43:19Isn't it comfy?

00:43:20Well, it's a little awkward.

00:43:24That's it, darling.

00:43:25Hold me tightly, my Arabian prince.

00:43:28I'm not Arabian.

00:43:30I'm Persian.

00:43:31It doesn't matter what you are.

00:43:33As long as you're mine.

00:43:35Oh.

00:43:36Oh.

00:43:36Oh, Dustin.

00:43:37Are you hurt?

00:43:39Huh?

00:43:40Oh.

00:43:42Where am I?

00:43:43In my arms.

00:43:44Where you'll always be.

00:43:45No, no.

00:43:46No, wait a minute.

00:43:47Wait a minute.

00:43:48Don't speak.

00:43:49Kiss me.

00:43:52Dustin.

00:43:53Jerry, I know what you're thinking, but it isn't.

00:44:02Please don't apologize.

00:44:04Larry told me where I could find you.

00:44:06There's people waiting for horoscopes.

00:44:07Who is this, Dustin?

00:44:09This is Jerry.

00:44:10She's my, uh, that is, we're going to be.

00:44:13I'm Mr. Willoughby's assistant.

00:44:15Oh, how nice.

00:44:16I do hope you'll come to our wedding.

00:44:18Wait.

00:44:18Diane.

00:44:19You don't understand.

00:44:20I do.

00:44:22I hope you'll both be very happy.

00:44:25Wait a minute.

00:44:25Jerry.

00:44:26She doesn't matter.

00:44:27Let her go.

00:44:28But she does.

00:44:29Let me go.

00:44:29Just a minute, you Plymouth Rock.

00:44:39Oh, yes.

00:44:39You're, uh, uh, Mr. Uh.

00:44:41I'm the guy that gave you the 50.

00:44:43Oh, yes.

00:44:44I remember.

00:44:44Pretty good trick, wasn't it?

00:44:46Yeah.

00:44:46It lay the name.

00:44:47Yeah.

00:44:47I'm sorry.

00:44:48I couldn't get back.

00:44:48I got all tied up.

00:44:49Well, here's where you're going to get all unwrapped.

00:44:52Yeah.

00:44:53Very good.

00:44:54You, uh, you, you found the 50, of course.

00:44:57I found this.

00:44:59And you, uh, wondered what became of the 50?

00:45:01I wondered what became of you.

00:45:03Just a little whimsy on my part, my friend.

00:45:06Now watch carefully.

00:45:10I don't do this, Lord Lord.

00:45:13There's your 50.

00:45:14Proving conclusively that the digit is quicker than the optic.

00:45:17Say, that's swell.

00:45:21I'd like to pull that for the pie-eyed pipers.

00:45:23Could you show me how?

00:45:24Yeah, delighted.

00:45:25Have you got chains for 100?

00:45:27Well, that's 50.

00:45:29Well, the kid says there's 50 more.

00:45:32Now watch this very carefully, because the more you watch, the less you see.

00:45:37There we are.

00:45:38Now don't let me fool you with this.

00:45:39Just a minute.

00:45:40Call.

00:45:44There you are.

00:45:46Don't give it away.

00:45:48It's a magician's secret.

00:45:56Oh, Fanny, come here.

00:46:01Well, what are you going to do?

00:46:02Dry it or boil it?

00:46:04Fanny, I've got something to show you.

00:46:06Don't call me Fanny.

00:46:08Hansham.

00:46:08Everyone else is eating, and you're standing there with an egg in your hand.

00:46:13But look, you wouldn't give $100 for that egg, would you?

00:46:17Is that what they're charging?

00:46:19No, no, no, no.

00:46:20This is a trick.

00:46:21It's a watch.

00:46:22I'll show you.

00:46:23Ah, look.

00:46:23The midget is quicker than the gadget.

00:46:26Look, I wouldn't deceive you.

00:46:27Watch very closely now.

00:46:28Get your coat.

00:46:36The party's over.

00:46:37Wednesday, worry and anxiety.

00:46:51Thursday, worry and anxiety.

00:46:55Friday, a conflict with victory as the moon appears.

00:46:59Hi, Swamy.

00:47:09How's the stars treating?

00:47:10Where's Jerry?

00:47:11How do I know?

00:47:12I've been down meeting the Salvador Slayer.

00:47:15I'm worried about her.

00:47:16Stop worrying of dames.

00:47:18The stars have got you screwy enough.

00:47:25Where's the clear?

00:47:27Steve's bringing them up in the freight elevator

00:47:28so as not to scare the customers.

00:47:30Hung of it.

00:47:32You've got to see him to figure that out.

00:47:35I'm on a spot, Lefty.

00:47:36Simpson has bought my mortgage on the fight arena.

00:47:39Do you think you're foreclosed?

00:47:40Well, he didn't buy it to hang on the wall

00:47:42to get a wad of dough, quick.

00:47:44How about the Slayer?

00:47:45The odds are 10 to 1 against him.

00:47:48Say, if his horoscope is okay, that's a way out.

00:47:53He's here, boss.

00:47:54You better shut one.

00:47:56You shouldn't see him all at once.

00:47:59Come in, stupid.

00:48:02Hello.

00:48:04Is that the Slayer?

00:48:05Yeah.

00:48:06They grow them things in Salvador.

00:48:08You sure you got the right guy?

00:48:11Salvador Slayer.

00:48:12Delivered to James J. Regan.

00:48:14Well, I guess he's mine.

00:48:15Bring him in.

00:48:18Come on, Frankenstein.

00:48:20Park over here.

00:48:21Park?

00:48:21Bueno.

00:48:22I like to see Zoom.

00:48:23Okay.

00:48:24We'll drag you up someday when they're feeding the lions.

00:48:27Bueno.

00:48:27Yeah, ma'am.

00:48:32You're sure she left the hotel?

00:48:34Well, if she comes in, be sure and tell her to call the office.

00:48:37Thanks.

00:48:42Hello?

00:48:46I'm sorry to see you, Mr. Willoughby.

00:48:48Who is it?

00:48:49Name, please.

00:48:50Mrs. Vascom and Diane Vascom.

00:48:52And, uh, Mr. Vascom?

00:48:57How about that, sir?

00:48:58Oh, okay.

00:49:00Wait a minute.

00:49:01Wait, please.

00:49:02Yes, sir?

00:49:03Hello, Justin.

00:49:04Justin, we have a surprise for you.

00:49:07I've had a couple already.

00:49:08Put your old papers away, darling, and get your hat.

00:49:11What for?

00:49:12We're going right down to the city hall and be married.

00:49:15Who, me?

00:49:16Who did you think she was going to marry him?

00:49:18Zodiac, excuse me.

00:49:22Zodiac.

00:49:23Here, here.

00:49:24Quiet, quiet.

00:49:25Ha, ha, there.

00:49:27They're not going to hurt us.

00:49:28Oh, you're going to marry my daughter.

00:49:31Well, you...

00:49:31We can't marry while Uranus faces Jupiter.

00:49:35Oh, we're going to start that.

00:49:36Huh?

00:49:37Well, as a matter of fact, we shouldn't get married at all.

00:49:39Justin!

00:49:40What?

00:49:41Well, do you see?

00:49:42She's Earth and I'm water.

00:49:44You mix the two and you get mud.

00:49:46What could...

00:49:47What could we expect our children to be?

00:49:49Henry Baskin, are you going to let him call your grandchildren mud pie?

00:49:52Oh, what are you going to do with that idiot?

00:49:55We'll take this into court.

00:49:56We'll sue.

00:49:58Remember, there's always a last straw.

00:50:03Is this it?

00:50:04Dustin, I've always tried to be like a father to you.

00:50:16But if you don't get out of that seat in the next ten seconds, I'm going to break every bone in your body!

00:50:21I wouldn't marry him now if he was gold-plated!

00:50:23You do justice if I was here!

00:50:24What's going on in here?

00:50:35Well, they want me to marry their daughter, and the planets are against it.

00:50:39All right, folks, that'll be all.

00:50:41Oh, what do you mean?

00:50:42They mean scram.

00:50:43We can't have the swami upset.

00:50:45Well, I must say...

00:50:46Okay, Peach Blossom, say it outside.

00:50:50Peach Blossom?

00:50:51Come, Mother.

00:50:52We've been insulted enough.

00:50:54Goodbye, Diane.

00:50:55Forget me and marry a Sagittarius.

00:50:59She's going to marry an American like her mother did.

00:51:03And let me tell you...

00:51:04You're sick of Zodiac.

00:51:09I should have stayed in bed today.

00:51:11Listen, Dustin, you've got to make a horoscope and make it quick.

00:51:14Pose.

00:51:14We've got to find out if that goat in there can fight.

00:51:17Well, I never tried to do a goat before.

00:51:20The Salvador Slayer.

00:51:22If he can win, I can pay Simpson.

00:51:24I've got to know.

00:51:25I'm kind of upset today.

00:51:27What are you upset about?

00:51:28You haven't even seen him.

00:51:29Well, Jerry has left me.

00:51:31I'm going to the Foreign Legion and forget it.

00:51:34Get him, boys.

00:51:35Well, wait a minute.

00:51:37You're going to sit right there and remember.

00:51:39Now hop into them hemispheres and make it snappy.

00:51:42My whole future is in your hands.

00:51:44Come on, boys.

00:51:44Let him concentrate.

00:51:46Well, wait a minute.

00:51:47I can't do this unless you give me the...

00:51:49Oh, my.

00:51:55Why does all this have to happen to me?

00:51:58Good morning, Swami.

00:52:01Larry, what's happened to Jerry?

00:52:03For a fortune teller, you asked the darnedest questions.

00:52:05She hasn't shown up.

00:52:07I'm worried.

00:52:08Worried, anxiety, conflict with victory as the moon appears.

00:52:11Is it for a horse or just a human being?

00:52:13That's my horoscope.

00:52:15I've got to know about Jerry.

00:52:16She caught you in a half, Nelson, with another gal last night, didn't she?

00:52:19I didn't kiss Diane.

00:52:21She kissed me.

00:52:22A smack's a smack.

00:52:23She's taken a walk out.

00:52:24You're the forgotten man.

00:52:25She can't do it.

00:52:26I won't let her.

00:52:28Tell Reagan I'll do the Slayer's horoscope later.

00:52:33But haven't you any idea where she went?

00:52:35She has an aunt in Hartford.

00:52:37She might have gone there.

00:52:38Hartford?

00:52:39Gosh, why didn't you say so?

00:52:41Is that dope worked out?

00:52:45What dope?

00:52:45Where's Dustin?

00:52:46Gone on a treasure hunt.

00:52:47Why'd you let him go?

00:52:49Get your feet off that table.

00:52:50I'm the manager, not a day later.

00:52:51Shut up.

00:52:53Right.

00:52:54Conflict with victory as the moon appears.

00:52:57He's done it.

00:52:58Hey, wait a minute.

00:52:59You're making a mistake.

00:52:59My mistake was in hiring you.

00:53:01You're fired.

00:53:02What about my dope?

00:53:03Try and get it.

00:53:07Wednesday and Thursday, worry and anxiety.

00:53:09That's today and tomorrow.

00:53:11Sure you can depend on it?

00:53:12He was a little screwy this morning.

00:53:13Friday.

00:53:14Conflict with victory as the moon appears.

00:53:16That's the night of the fight.

00:53:17He can't lose.

00:53:18Does he know that?

00:53:19Slap him out of that stupor.

00:53:20Get him out.

00:53:21That every dime we've got, Dustin never misses.

00:53:23It's a lifesaver.

00:53:24Right.

00:53:24Ninety-eight dollars even.

00:53:31Is it that much?

00:53:32We've been browsing around Hartford for the last two days.

00:53:34Here's a hundred.

00:53:35Keep the change.

00:53:36What am I going to tell my wife?

00:53:38Tell her that Pluto's in the tenth house and your aspects aren't what they should be.

00:53:41Here's to the night.

00:53:48Tomorrow we'll be riding the wave.

00:53:50Fifteen grand and ten to one.

00:53:53Yeah.

00:53:53And Simpson took most of it.

00:53:55We'll hang him like a leg of lamb.

00:53:59Hello, everybody.

00:54:00Dustin, my boy.

00:54:01Come in.

00:54:02Where have you been?

00:54:03Hartford.

00:54:04Has Jerry been here?

00:54:05Haven't seen her.

00:54:06Mixed up in a drink.

00:54:07He should be in on a celebration.

00:54:08Right.

00:54:09Celebration?

00:54:10What celebration?

00:54:11That horoscope for the Slayer is going to put us all on easy.

00:54:14I didn't write any horoscope for the Slayer.

00:54:16What?

00:54:17No.

00:54:18Don't joke.

00:54:19I've got a week.

00:54:20There it is.

00:54:21Victory as the Moon appears.

00:54:28That isn't his horoscope.

00:54:30Who is this?

00:54:31That's mine.

00:54:31Yours.

00:54:32Sure.

00:54:33I'm ruined.

00:54:33I'm a pauper.

00:54:35Now, wait a minute.

00:54:36Wait a minute.

00:54:36I couldn't cast his horoscope.

00:54:38You didn't give me his birthday.

00:54:40I'll slug him when you jump in, Steve.

00:54:41Oh, come on.

00:54:42Sefty.

00:54:43Call up that ape and get his birthday.

00:54:44He don't even know he was born.

00:54:46Here.

00:54:47Look at his bathroom.

00:54:48Maybe there's something in there.

00:54:50Wait a minute.

00:54:51I've got an idea.

00:54:52Here.

00:54:53Here's his passport.

00:54:54It'll be in here.

00:54:56February 8th, 19-2.

00:54:58Yes.

00:54:59February 8th.

00:55:00Uranus.

00:55:01Uranus.

00:55:03Uranus eccentric in motion.

00:55:05Six, two.

00:55:06And even.

00:55:07Plus four.

00:55:08Minus.

00:55:11What about it?

00:55:12Disruptive vibration to Mars.

00:55:13He should avoid quarrels.

00:55:15What are you talking about?

00:55:16He can't possibly win.

00:55:17Why not?

00:55:18Well, his nebula is out of order.

00:55:21Should I slug him?

00:55:22Ah, what's the use?

00:55:23Hey, boss.

00:55:24Type this picture.

00:55:25I've lost my pants and he wants me to look at pictures.

00:55:27It's him.

00:55:29What?

00:55:33That's me.

00:55:35Have you been a fighter?

00:55:36Well, I've had just a few preliminary bouts.

00:55:39Just to get money for my lessons.

00:55:41We've got it.

00:55:42It's his horoscope and he's been a fighter.

00:55:44So what?

00:55:45He's the Salvador Slayer.

00:55:50Who, me?

00:55:51You meet the champion.

00:55:53No, I couldn't.

00:55:54I haven't time to meet people.

00:55:56I've got to find Jerry.

00:55:57I'd better slug him.

00:55:59Take him up to my place and lock him in the bathroom to fight.

00:56:01Can we get away with it?

00:56:02Nobody's seen the Slayer.

00:56:03It's our only chance.

00:56:04No, no, wait a minute.

00:56:05I've never won a fight in my life.

00:56:07You will tonight.

00:56:08You've never cast wrong.

00:56:11What time does that moon rise?

00:56:12Uh, 9.52.

00:56:14Get that slug nut over here where nobody can get to him.

00:56:18I don't want to fight.

00:56:21Do you want to get drowned in a bathtub?

00:56:24Oh, no.

00:56:25Not particularly.

00:56:26Then get moving.

00:56:27I won't budge.

00:56:28No power on earth can move me.

00:56:30Right.

00:56:31Right.

00:56:32Hey, wait a minute.

00:56:33Wait a minute, two fellas.

00:56:34You can't do this to me.

00:56:37I'll take care of that.

00:56:39Hello, Miss Grant.

00:56:40Glad to see you back again.

00:56:43Any messages.

00:56:44Yes, ma'am.

00:56:54Is this the last message?

00:56:56I hope so.

00:56:58Put my bag in my room, please.

00:57:00Yes, ma'am.

00:57:00Ha, ha.

00:57:18Ha, ha.

00:57:19Ha, ha.

00:57:20No matter how I work it always comes out the same you've been at MSA since 7 o'clock look at that floor.

00:57:50How are you doing? I can't get the moon up mathematically before 9.50. It'll be that before the prelims are over. Yeah, but suppose it isn't. I'm risking a fortune on this bout. I'm not worrying. I'm risking my life. I am. Stay with him, Steve. We'll be back before the semifinals. Come on, Lefty. Wait a minute. What time is it now? 8.45. You've got another hour. Want to play a little rummy for an hour? No.

00:58:20Thanks. I'll just sit and worry. Gee.

00:58:29Come on, Lefty.

00:58:30Come on, Lefty.

00:58:40Come on, Lefty.

00:58:41Come on, Lefty.

00:58:47Back to you.

00:58:48Back to you, Lefty.

00:58:52White Democratic, left of the Museum, two feet and right of the body.

00:58:55And fares.

00:58:56They go into a safe.

00:58:57Every slot assist is charge-perated quite just in the center of the ring.

00:59:00Back to you, left of the tilt, right of the body, one together.

00:59:02And a hard right to the body.

00:59:04And pitless down.

00:59:06They're counting.

00:59:07One.

00:59:08Two.

00:59:09Three.

00:59:10We pause here for station identification.

00:59:15Hello. He's a good fight.

00:59:17Where is Dr. Willoughby?

00:59:21Who are you?

00:59:22I, the Salvador Slayer.

00:59:25Why?

00:59:26But you're supposed to be fighting.

00:59:28Senor Reagan says I stay here.

00:59:31I got faith for it.

00:59:32Well, who's fighting the champion?

00:59:34Senor Dospan, when the moon rises.

00:59:37Oh.

00:59:38Goodbye, kid.

00:59:40This is the second bout, folks.

00:59:46The first one ended at a one-round knockout.

00:59:48Both boys are giving everything they have.

00:59:50It looks like another knockout any minute.

00:59:56They're going too fast.

00:59:58What time is it?

00:59:59Nine o'clock.

01:00:00Yeah, I'm going back.

01:00:01Let me know when the semifinals start.

01:00:05Hey, what's going on here?

01:00:06What are you doing?

01:00:07Patty, Kate, it's my turn.

01:00:10Now.

01:00:27Tell me, Sister Cerise, do you see anyone coming?

01:00:30I don't see the moon.

01:00:33That's what you mean.

01:00:37What was that window?

01:00:38What are you doing there?

01:00:39He's looking for the Marines to land.

01:00:41Second bout's over.

01:00:43Over?

01:00:44Two one-round knockout.

01:00:45Can you beat my luck?

01:00:47Your luck?

01:00:49We've still got one-six in the semifinal.

01:00:52You mind if we lay him out here?

01:00:54His room ain't got no window.

01:00:56Okay.

01:01:04Who's he?

01:01:05Knockout Geller.

01:01:09That's the third bout.

01:01:11It was the third bout.

01:01:12He'll snap out of it in a half hour if his neck ain't broke.

01:01:16Hey, boss, the semifinal's on.

01:01:19What?

01:01:20Is everybody going to get knocked out?

01:01:22That's what I'm worrying about.

01:01:24It's ten rounds, forty minutes.

01:01:26Stop stewing.

01:01:26Regan, the semifinal's over.

01:01:28Get your man out.

01:01:30All right, come on.

01:01:31But I can't go yet.

01:01:33It's out of the question.

01:01:34What's he talking about?

01:01:35Well, I've got to wait until something comes up.

01:01:38Get him out there or he'll be disqualified.

01:01:40No stalling now.

01:01:43Come on, snap out of it.

01:01:44Snap out of it.

01:01:45Yeah, but what am I going to do to the moon rises?

01:01:48Pray.

01:01:50Remember, the Salvador slayer, you speak with an accent.

01:01:53Yeah, but what kind of an accent?

01:01:56Salvadorian.

01:01:56Come on, let's go.

01:01:57Hey, wait a minute.

01:01:59Let me.

01:02:00Look, how do you talk Salvadorian?

01:02:03It'll come to you.

01:02:04Come on.

01:02:04I won't budge till the moon rises.

01:02:08Right, Steve.

01:02:09Right.

01:02:11Hey, wait a minute.

01:02:12I don't want to go out there.

01:02:19Four knockouts about the nerve roll.

01:02:21What more can happen if it's easier to get through?

01:02:34What are you doing with that sing-off?

01:02:52What are you doing with that sing-off?

01:02:54Come on.

01:03:02Come on.

01:03:07Come on.

01:03:11What is it doing?

01:03:12Come on.

01:03:13Ladies and gentlemen,

01:03:3515 rounds for the middleweight championship of the world.

01:03:40In this corner, the challenger at 154 pounds,

01:03:47the Salvador Slayer.

01:03:56Why is Dustin...

01:04:07Shut up.

01:04:10In this corner,

01:04:18the middleweight champion of the world

01:04:20at 160 pounds,

01:04:24Cracker Craven.

01:04:33Stop looking over your shoulder.

01:04:35You'll think you're scared.

01:04:36I am.

01:04:37What time is it?

01:04:39Richard, I could be murdered before the moon rises.

01:04:45Keep out of his way.

01:04:46Stall.

01:04:46Yeah, sure.

01:04:48How?

01:04:48It's your problem.

01:04:51Come on, come on.

01:04:52Get out here for instruction.

01:04:54Come on, get up.

01:04:55Get up.

01:04:56I want you boys to break, please.

01:05:14Keep your punches up.

01:05:16Come out fighting.

01:05:16You understand?

01:05:17Okay.

01:05:18Oh, uh, I don't speak of the English.

01:05:25Oh, uh, si, senor, si.

01:05:33Uh, I like this.

01:05:36No.

01:05:37Uh, I like this.

01:05:38Uh, I like it, these.

01:05:42Uh, uh, no.

01:05:44No.

01:05:45I'll go to your corners and wait for the bell.

01:05:46Just a minute.

01:05:47Just a few words on the air.

01:05:48Request a Mrs. Carstairs.

01:05:49Okay, but make it snappy.

01:05:51Ladies and gentlemen,

01:05:52the middleweight champion of the world.

01:05:55Hello, folks.

01:05:55I'm in here to do my best.

01:05:57Have a steak ready for him, Mom.

01:06:00It wouldn't be long.

01:06:01About 18 seconds.

01:06:06And now, ladies and gentlemen,

01:06:08the Salvador Slayer.

01:06:09It's yours.

01:06:09Take it away.

01:06:11Gracias.

01:06:12Gracias.

01:06:13No, no, no, no, no.

01:06:16Say something.

01:06:17Oh, ho.

01:06:18Beach.

01:06:19That's it.

01:06:20Si, si, senor, si.

01:06:27I wish to tell you how unhappy I am to be here tonight.

01:06:52Oh, this is a nice country.

01:06:54I like your country.

01:06:57But my heart, my heart, she is in Salvador.

01:07:02How many of you, how many of you have been in Salvador?

01:07:06How many?

01:07:07Stand up, please.

01:07:09Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

01:07:17Come on.

01:07:17We haven't got all night.

01:07:19I am asked to make the speech.

01:07:21I make the speech.

01:07:22Salvador, she is a beautiful country.

01:07:28At the moon, the moon, she come over the mountain early.

01:07:31Not to 950 like in your country.

01:07:34Get that thing out of here.

01:07:36Salvador, she is a land of play.

01:07:38People do not grab things in Salvador.

01:07:41Let go of that.

01:07:42We are a friendly people.

01:07:45I'm so busy.

01:07:46Last year, our ex-support on a coffee alone was eight billion, seven and a one and a half of pesos.

01:07:53Our pesos, she is like your dollar.

01:07:56Brown, just like the moon.

01:07:58Let us all go out and get a cup of Salvadorian coffee.

01:08:02So, I remember one time last, the people of Salvador's come over.

01:08:08And for Allah, we are thevl 128.

01:08:16We should go out.

01:08:21We should go out.

01:08:23We should go out.

01:08:25If you were to win one then we should go out.

01:08:30We should go out.

01:08:32We should go out.

01:08:33We should go out.

01:08:35One, two, three, no fouls, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

01:09:03Who did that?

01:09:06Oh, it was you, was it?

01:09:08Ah!

01:09:09Oh, it was you, was it?

01:09:14Oh, it was you, was it?

01:09:19Oh, it was you, was it?

01:09:23Oh, it was you, was it?

01:09:27One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

01:09:43Wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:09:46Come on, don't stop.

01:09:48Wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:09:50Get him on the back.

01:09:52Put your hands up.

01:09:58Put your hands up.

01:10:03Wait a minute, put your right hand.

01:10:05Wait a minute, put your right hand.

01:10:10I can't.

01:10:11Put your right hand.

01:10:12Put your right hand.

01:10:13Put your right hand.

01:10:14What's the matter with your right hand?

01:10:25My thumb is tied.

01:10:27Boy, you're doing swell though.

01:10:32He never laid a glove on you.

01:10:34No?

01:10:35What did he use?

01:10:36I wanted to use!

01:10:51Don't swallow it.

01:10:53I did!

01:10:58Oh, what do you mean?

01:11:00Don't...

01:11:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:11:18Okay, no, but, no, but, Lily, I am, I'm sorry, I, I didn't.

01:11:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:12:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:12:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:13:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:13:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:15I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:17I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:21I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:23I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:29I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:31I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:33I'm sorry.

01:14:35I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:47I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:14:51Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, stop!

01:15:03The new Little Lake captain of the world!

01:15:11Women?

01:15:14Can you see our future, sir, Justin?

01:15:17Gosh, yes.

01:15:21Meow!

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