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The Jowa Collector – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00I'm Luis
00:00:29Sabi nila, malakas dahon sex appeal
00:00:32Literal na, makalaglag party
00:00:43And I'm proud of it
00:00:59And I'm proud of it
00:01:29And I'm proud of it
00:01:59Sorry, miss. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
00:02:09Ah, wait!
00:02:12I'm Hazel, and you are?
00:02:18Luis Miguel Mercado
00:02:20That you've been called
00:02:22Marami akong diyowa
00:02:35Sabay-sabay
00:02:37Sa iba't ibang course
00:02:41Sa University Belt
00:02:43May nag-aaral ng accounting
00:02:47Nursing
00:02:49Culinary arts
00:02:54Education
00:02:58Good boy
00:03:04Good boy
00:03:05Good boy
00:03:06Good boy
00:03:06Good boy
00:03:07Good boy
00:03:07Kaya naman hanga silang lahat
00:03:19Nainggit, pumapalakpak
00:03:49Anong niya, Alay?
00:03:53Napagod daw, babe.
00:03:55Sunod-sunod yung exams.
00:03:57Napagod yung utaw kaka-review.
00:04:01Lagi ka na lang busy.
00:04:03Last week, nag-workout ka.
00:04:05Last last week, kararating mo lang sa out of town.
00:04:07Lagi ka na lang pagod.
00:04:09Nangihina. Walang gana.
00:04:11Siyempre.
00:04:13Araw-arawin mo ba naman mula lunas eh?
00:04:15Don't worry, babe.
00:04:17Next time, magbawi ako sa'yo.
00:04:19Ilang beses ko nang narinig yan?
00:04:25Okay, sige.
00:04:27Next week, Monday, inischedule mo.
00:04:29Para makapag-ipon ako ng lakas ng weekend.
00:04:31Bakit?
00:04:33May iba ka ka bang inischedule?
00:04:35Hindi. Siyempre,
00:04:37di naman dapat araw-araw magkita.
00:04:39Hindi ba?
00:04:41Tsaka,
00:04:43inischedule ko para
00:04:45Siyempre, may ginagawa din ako.
00:04:47Weekends na nga lang yung pahinga ko eh.
00:04:49Tapos, family bonding.
00:04:51I hope you understand, babe.
00:04:53I hope you understand, babe.
00:04:55Kailangan ko ang prioritize yung pag-aaral ko.
00:04:57Otherwise,
00:04:59baka pagtigilin ako ng mga sapagdi-jowa ko.
00:05:03Ha?
00:05:04Ako, sorry, babe.
00:05:05Sorry talaga.
00:05:07Okay.
00:05:09Okay na ako sa Monday.
00:05:11Gets na kita.
00:05:13He ro sa liyong.
00:05:15Rolang baja na sa iyo.
00:05:17tao nang pahinga za iyo.
00:05:19Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:05:21Tsk.
00:05:22Tsk.
00:05:24Tsk.
00:05:25Tsk.
00:05:26Tsk.
00:05:28I love you, babe.
00:05:51I love you.
00:05:52I love you, babe.
00:05:53I love you, babe.
00:06:23I love you, babe.
00:06:53I love you, babe.
00:07:23I love you, babe.
00:07:25I love you.
00:07:27I love you, babe.
00:07:29Mama naman.
00:07:30Hindi mo naman ako.
00:07:32Pinakansawan na akong under mo ko.
00:07:34Hindi naman sa ganun, love.
00:07:36Siyempre, pinabakante ko na yung Thursday para sa'yo.
00:07:39Siyempre, nasisira kasi yung schedule.
00:07:42Friday?
00:07:43Ang traffic noon.
00:07:45Maubos lang oras natin sa taxi.
00:07:47Eh, hindi gawin natin sa taxi.
00:07:49Hindi ba mas exciting yun, loves?
00:07:51Kahit ano namang araw, exciting.
00:07:53Basta kasama kita, babe.
00:07:55Okay lang ako.
00:07:56Any day.
00:07:57You're so understanding talaga, babe.
00:07:59Thanks.
00:08:00Tara, pagmamalaki na sa barkado.
00:08:02Pagmamalaki na sa barkado.
00:08:03Pagmamalaki na sa barkado.
00:08:04Five!
00:08:22Dahil siya, ba yung sinasabi mo sa amin na may gusto ganun sa'ya.
00:08:24Uy!
00:08:25San papete naman to.
00:08:26Okay lang, babe.
00:08:30Anong year ka na ba?
00:08:31Third year mas ko.
00:08:32Why are you wearing a mask?
00:08:34What?
00:08:35There's a different course.
00:08:37Huh?
00:08:38No.
00:08:39Because it's already...
00:08:40Friends!
00:08:41My friends are from other majors.
00:08:43Of course, you know, I need to expand my knowledge.
00:08:47Knowledge?
00:08:48How hard to maintain grades?
00:08:51You're going to shift again.
00:08:53It's a joke.
00:08:54I'm just going to board, so I'm going to shift the course.
00:08:56Is it going to go to board or go to pool?
00:08:59What?
00:09:00Uy, ang harsh nyo.
00:09:02Inahalap nyo lang yung sarili niya
00:09:04at kung saan yung interest niya.
00:09:06Hindi na yung gayon, no?
00:09:08Ayun!
00:09:09Three years na siyang legaw.
00:09:12Huwag mo na silang pinag-iintindi, Bey.
00:09:14Ingit lang yung mga yan kasi wala silang girlfriend na kasing ganda.
00:09:18Ang hangin talaga nga.
00:09:20Bakit may girlfriend kayo?
00:09:26Ah, Bey, di ba may paso ka pa?
00:09:29Okay lang, Bey.
00:09:30Tatamada din ako pumasok.
00:09:31Ah, hindi.
00:09:32Ayoko naman isipin na biyay ako, di ba?
00:09:34Pumasok ka na.
00:09:35Masamarin kasi yung pakiramdam ko eh.
00:09:37Sumasakit yung changko.
00:09:38Baka hindi kita mahatid ha.
00:09:39Ha?
00:09:40Pero, Bey!
00:09:41Si CR lang ako.
00:09:42Si CR lang ako.
00:09:43Hindi, pasensya mo na yung ako niya.
00:09:44Kasi alam mo, lagi kasi sumasakit yung charny niya.
00:09:46Kung ano na kasi kinakain niya.
00:09:47Kaya, ang moods, kinakain na kita.
00:09:51Uy!
00:09:52Joey!
00:09:53Ay, Joey!
00:09:54Kanina ko pa tinitext si Luigi.
00:09:55Kasama niyo ba?
00:09:56Mmm...
00:09:57Babe!
00:09:59Ha, Bey?
00:10:00Babe!
00:10:01Ikaw talaga, mali yung pandinig buo ko ka.
00:10:03Ang ginagawa mo dito?
00:10:08Tsaka, paano mo nalaman na nandito ako?
00:10:10Nagbahasakali lang ako.
00:10:11Dito ang tambayan niya, di ba?
00:10:13Talagang si Babe ko.
00:10:15Daig pa yung NBI ko mapag-imbestiga.
00:10:18Akala ko ba nilalagnat ka?
00:10:20Kaya hindi ka makalabas ng dormitory.
00:10:22Pinuntahan kita doon.
00:10:23Pero, pumasok ka raw.
00:10:25Ah, medyo umu-okay na kasi ako.
00:10:28Eh, sayang naman kung absent ako, di ba?
00:10:30Sayang yung matututunan.
00:10:32Ay, naku, Babe. Yan ang gusto ko sa'yo.
00:10:34Pero ito yung malaga i-studies mo.
00:10:39Kaya minsan, nabapagayaan mo na.
00:10:41Babe, hindi naman.
00:10:43Estet, Babe.
00:10:44Gets ko naman, Babe.
00:10:46And I'm so proud of you.
00:10:48Talaga, Babe?
00:10:50Basta, Babe.
00:10:51Bago na ulitin to, ha?
00:10:52Ano naman naman ayoko na sinusupresa ako, eh.
00:10:55Kasi, baka ikaw ang masupresa.
00:10:57Tado!
00:10:58Baka kasi gumagawa ko ng projects. Alam mo na.
00:11:02Ayoko namang hindi kita may entertain.
00:11:07Ang sweet mo.
00:11:08Ito nga pala yung pasalubong ko dapat.
00:11:11Uy, ang sarap na ito.
00:11:13Di ba masakit yun siya niyo?
00:11:15Is there?
00:11:18I-sposensyahan mo na sila, Babe.
00:11:20Galing talaga sila, eh.
00:11:21Ang pang Yupe.
00:11:22Maka PG!
00:11:24Kahit pwisit itong mga tropa ko,
00:11:25Sila naman nagsasalba sa akin
00:11:27Pag malapit na akong mabuking.
00:11:28Ang tawag sa akin ng tropa
00:11:31The Jowa Collector
00:11:32Sa University Belt
00:11:35Kada campus, may jowa ako.
00:11:37Sila ang achievements ko.
00:11:39Mga tropeyo
00:11:40Ang nagbibigay ng fulfillment sa pagkatao ko.
00:11:43At
00:11:44Pagkalalaki
00:11:45Pagkalalaki
00:11:46Paragay
00:12:12That's my girlfriend
00:12:15Si Susie.
00:12:20Girlfriend mo.
00:12:22Oo.
00:12:33Diba?
00:12:34Parang wala naman kami na balita
00:12:36na may pinapormat tong mokong na to.
00:12:38Why?
00:12:39Nailangan ko bang ipang nalandakan sa inyo?
00:12:42O naninigurado wala.
00:12:43Sasabihin mo ako kapag sinimun ka na.
00:12:45Oo nga.
00:12:46Ano ka?
00:12:47Alam ako.
00:12:48Sinimutong ba talaga yan?
00:12:52Hindi ko lang hindi.
00:12:53Hindi kayo bagay.
00:12:55Ganda-ganda mo.
00:12:57Tapos signa mo yan,
00:12:59mukhang di naliligo.
00:13:01Di daw naliligo!
00:13:03Gabo lang, baho ko lang dito.
00:13:04Baho ko pala eh.
00:13:06Uta bete!
00:13:07O bakit?
00:13:08Mas gabo naman ako kaya sa...
00:13:10O dito kay Alan!
00:13:11Yan!
00:13:12Fuck you!
00:13:13O fuck you pala!
00:13:15Teka nga.
00:13:16Hindi na nga kayo.
00:13:17Ano ba?
00:13:18Hindi naman ako tumitingin sa itsure eh.
00:13:20Ang importante sakin,
00:13:21ang pait at mahal ako.
00:13:23Mahal mo ba ba siya?
00:13:24Naman!
00:13:25Hindi ko yung tinatanong!
00:13:26Super concerned!
00:13:27Sakto lang!
00:13:28Sakto lang!
00:13:29Sakto pa!
00:13:30Sakto lang!
00:13:31Narinig nyo?
00:13:32Bobo ka ba?
00:13:33Alamo ba ibig sabihin na sakto lang?
00:13:34Hindi pa 100% sure.
00:13:36Kayaan ka, kayaan ka pang ipagpalit niyan.
00:13:37Mas bobo ka!
00:13:38Yung sakto lang, walang labis, walang kulang.
00:13:39Magmamahal ka nalang kulang-kulang ba?
00:13:40Lina, doon na ako sa sobra-sobra.
00:13:41Ahaha!
00:13:42Sakto pa?
00:13:43Sakto lang, narinig nyo?
00:13:44Bobo ka ba?
00:13:45Alamo ba ibig sabihin na sakto lang?
00:13:48Hindi pa 100% sure.
00:13:50Kayaan ka, kaya ka pang ipagpalit niyan.
00:13:53Mas bobo ka.
00:13:55Yung sakto lang, walang labis, walang kulang.
00:14:00Magmamahal ka nalang kulang-kulang ba?
00:14:02Lina, doon na ako sa sobra-sobra.
00:14:04Tamo!
00:14:05Banda pwede, pare?
00:14:08Ilupit mo din, no?
00:14:10Do you want to be a jackpot?
00:14:12Do you want to be a jackpot?
00:14:14Of course!
00:14:15Right?
00:14:16What?
00:14:17What are you doing now?
00:14:18You're too young.
00:14:19I'm a jowa.
00:14:20Kago.
00:14:21If you don't want to lose it,
00:14:23I'll wait for you.
00:14:24I'll lose you.
00:14:40Susie?
00:14:43Oh!
00:14:44Hindi mo kasama yung barkada mo?
00:14:46Ikaw?
00:14:47Hindi mo kasama si Joey?
00:14:48Hindi.
00:14:49Tsaka ayoko naman na lagi siyang kasama, no?
00:14:51Ew.
00:14:52Ew.
00:14:58Susie?
00:14:59Oh!
00:15:00Hindi mo kasama yung barkada mo?
00:15:02Ikaw?
00:15:03Hindi mo kasama si Joey?
00:15:05Hindi.
00:15:06Tsaka ayoko naman na lagi siyang kasama, no?
00:15:09Ew.
00:15:13Inadbalata sa FB, ah?
00:15:14Ah, talaga.
00:15:15Taka.
00:15:16Sige, accept kita.
00:15:18Sabi mo yan, ah?
00:15:19Oo.
00:15:20Wait lang.
00:15:21Ayan.
00:15:22Na-accept na kita.
00:15:25Ayun.
00:15:26Oo nga.
00:15:27Thank you, ah.
00:15:28Nakalaman.
00:15:32Susie!
00:15:33Oh!
00:15:34Sige, ah!
00:15:35May lakad pa kasi kami, eh.
00:15:37Una na kami.
00:15:39Friend mo?
00:15:40Ah...
00:15:42Si Marla.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46Hi.
00:15:47Sige, una na kami, ah.
00:15:49May lakad pa kami, eh.
00:15:50Ah, sige.
00:15:51Ingat, ingat, ingat.
00:15:52Sige, ingat, ingat.
00:15:54Ewan ko ba?
00:15:55First time kong naramdaman na sa babae.
00:15:58Inlove na ata ako.
00:15:59Ah!
00:16:00Ah!
00:16:01Ah!
00:16:02Ah!
00:16:03Ah!
00:16:04Ah!
00:16:05Ah!
00:16:06Ah!
00:16:07Ah!
00:16:08Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:10Ah!
00:16:11Ah!
00:16:12Ah!
00:16:13Ah!
00:16:14Ah!
00:16:15Ah!
00:16:16Ah!
00:16:17Ah!
00:16:18Ah!
00:16:19Ah!
00:16:20Ah!
00:16:21Ah!
00:16:22Ah!
00:16:23Ah!
00:16:24Ah!
00:16:25Ah!
00:16:26Oh, my God.
00:16:56Wala ka na namang gana. Huwag mo sabihin ang dami mo na namang ginagawa.
00:17:06Naisip ko na yung project ko, babe.
00:17:10Hindi ko pa kasi nasisimulan sa mission na bukas.
00:17:16Ay, nako! Ako naman kaya yung project mo. Natatai ako sa'yo eh.
00:17:26Pwede ba kitang ma-invite? Kape-kape lang.
00:17:56Ang ganda dito, no? Fresh. Saka ang tahimik.
00:18:03I think I'm in love... with you.
00:18:12Agad-agad?
00:18:15I'm serious. I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:22Paano si... si Joey?
00:18:29Sasabihin mo ba?
00:18:30Syempre hindi.
00:18:32What I mean is, syempre nilaligawan mo ako na Johan ang barkada mo.
00:18:38Ang mahal mo siya, lalayo ang kita.
00:18:45Pero kung hindi,
00:18:48nalaban ako.
00:18:51Ang mahal mo ba siya?
00:18:56Mahal mo ba siya?
00:18:57Hmm...
00:19:25Mahal mo ba.
00:19:31Ah..
00:19:35Ah.
00:19:40Ah.
00:19:41Ah.
00:19:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:19:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:29:39Let's set our priorities.
00:31:09So,
00:43:09Thank you,
00:43:39you.
00:48:39Thank you,
00:54:09,