00:11While milk is streaming right out of your nose.
00:22When nature's calling, you'll see me hauling.
00:26I'm hitting the trail.
00:30Squish.
00:35I'm hitting the trail.
00:39Hmm...
00:41Uh...
00:42Aw...
00:43YAH!
00:45YAH!
00:46Uh...
00:47YAH!
00:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:51Whoa!
00:53Uh...
00:54Oh...
00:56Urgh-ya!
00:58Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep.
01:01Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...
01:04What?
01:07Ah, that dream again, that jolly-rific dream.
01:13Well, today's the day I'm gonna make my dream come true.
01:18Oh, no.
01:26Patrick, today I'm gonna catch my first ever jellyfish.
01:31Tell the ballerinas I caught the gorilla.
01:37Oh!
01:39Wow!
01:41No!
01:43Alexander, it's jellyfishing day!
01:45Ah!
01:46Ah!
01:47Ah!
01:48Ah!
01:49Oh, you silly!
01:51Ah!
01:52Bon, bon, bon!
01:53Whoa!
01:54Whoa!
02:04Today, you will finally be mine.
02:07Huh?
02:14Today is the day.
02:15Today is the day.
02:17Jellyfishy, today is the day.
02:20Uh...
02:30Wait, there you are!
02:32Hmm.
02:33Ad-rise!
02:35Oh, guys!
02:46He never should have told that annoying kid to play Reveille in the morning.
02:51Take down, you!
03:00Whoops.
03:02How did I get out here? What day is this?
03:05It's the first day of jellyfish season, Mr. Tentacles.
03:09SpongeBob.
03:10Well, that's figures.
03:13All right. Who's the clown?
03:17Look lively, everyone.
03:19That's it. That's it.
03:21Keep those arms up.
03:23Mr. Larry, did you know the jellyfish are the most energy-efficient swimmers in the entire ocean?
03:27No.
03:28And did you know that they eat and poop out of their mouths?
03:30Yeah. Nature is disgusting.
03:33And did you know that a jellyfish can lift a thousand times its weight?
03:38What?
03:39No way, Manta Ray!
03:41I'm stronger than a jelly!
03:43Frozen brouettes, get on my back!
03:46One!
03:47Two!
03:48I'm gonna catch a jellyfish today.
03:49Oh, bye!
03:50Move along, campers.
03:51Let's dispel the onerous lies nerds don't blame.
03:52What is this?
03:53I feel wet!
03:54Is it blood?
03:55Am I bleeding?
03:56Did you know that jellyfish have been around before the dinosaurs?
03:57And that they're not even fish?
03:58Look at this!
03:59It's coming!
04:00Take away!
04:01It's coming!
04:02Take away!
04:03I'm gonna catch a jellyfish today!
04:04I'm gonna catch a jellyfish today!
04:05Oh, bye!
04:06Move along, campers!
04:07Let's dispel the onerous lies nerds don't blame.
04:09What is this?
04:10I feel wet!
04:11Is it blood?
04:12Am I bleeding?
04:13No, Santa!
04:14Did you know that jellyfish have been around before the dinosaurs?
04:17And that they're not even fish?
04:20Look at this!
04:23It's coming!
04:24Take away!
04:30I've been soddened by secondhand sponge water.
04:34I'm gonna catch my first jellyfish today.
04:37Well, whoop-dee-doo.
04:39Come on, campers! Move it, move it!
04:44We don't have all morning!
04:46Ooh!
04:47Hey!
04:48What do you call a slop?
04:49I tell you, but I'm not supposed to use that kind of language in front of children.
04:54Keep it moving!
04:58Jellyfish!
05:00Catchy!
05:01Catchy jellyfish!
05:03Weirdo.
05:09Ooh!
05:10That's quite a spoopy niche you got there, Spongebob!
05:11Yeah, it blows bubbles!
05:12Ooh!
05:13Thanks, folks!
05:14Why, that's about as handy as a hip pocket on a hog!
05:16Attention, campers!
05:17Today is...
05:18The first day of jellyfish season!
05:19Jellies...
05:20So, when I blow this whistle...
05:33Oh, jeellies!
05:34Today is...
05:36The first day of Jilly Christmas season!
05:39Jilly's...
05:43So, when I blow this whistle...
05:46Ah, Jilly's!
05:55Do you need to use the outhouse?
05:57No.
05:58All right, let's...
05:59I do!
06:00Go ahead.
06:01We'll wait.
06:04Oh!
06:11Everybody ready?
06:13I'm ready!
06:15Oh!
06:16Excuse me!
06:17I left my net in the bathroom!
06:31Forgot what I was doing.
06:32Your net.
06:33No, thanks.
06:34I got one.
06:38All right.
06:39One.
06:40Two.
06:41Oh!
06:42I think I left the stove on!
06:43Patrick, we have no stove!
06:45Oh!
06:46What's all the booger whistle?
06:49No way!
06:50No way!
06:51No way!
06:52No way!
07:04Attention SpongeBob SquarePants!
07:06You have a call from your mother in Camp Master Krabs' office.
07:10I repeat!
07:11Your mama's calling you!
07:12Mom?
07:13Jellyfish?
07:14Yes!
07:15Yes!
07:16Yes!
07:17Yes!
07:18Yes!
07:19Yes!
07:20Yes!
07:21Yes!
07:22Yes!
07:23Yes!
07:24Yes!
07:25Yes!
07:26Yes!
07:27Yes!
07:28Yes!
07:29Yes!
07:30Yes!
07:31Yes!
07:32Yes!
07:33Yes!
07:34Yes!
07:35Yes!
07:36Yes!
07:37Yes!
07:38Yes!
07:39Yes!
07:40Yes!
07:41Yes!
07:42Yes!
07:43Yes!
07:44Yes!
07:45Yes!
07:46Whoa!
07:47Oh, my!
07:48Oh!
07:49Oh!
07:50Oh!
07:51Oh!
07:52Oh!
07:53Oh!
07:54Oh!
07:55Oh!
07:56Oh!
07:57Oh!
07:58Are you done?
08:00Mm-hmm.
08:01Well, then, enter the phone!
08:04Please.
08:05Yeah, I'm good.
08:07Hi, Mom.
08:08I love you, but I'm a little busy here.
08:10Mom!
08:11Mom, why are you calling?
08:15Oh, good question.
08:17Now, why was I calling?
08:19There you are!
08:24It's a beautiful, clear day here at Camp Court, as Rookie Squarepants attempts to nat his first ever jellyfish, whilst simultaneously talking to his mom.
08:43And here we see the young jellyfisher's abstract expressionist period.
08:49Wow!
08:50What a talent!
08:51Sorry, Mrs. Bob!
08:53Yes!
08:54Yes!
08:55Yes!
08:56Yes!
08:57Yes!
08:58Yes!
08:59Yes!
09:00Yes!
09:01Yes!
09:02Yes!
09:03Yes!
09:04Yes!
09:05Yes!
09:06Yes!
09:07Yes!
09:08Yes!
09:09Yes!
09:10Yes!
09:11Yes!
09:12Yes!
09:13Yes!
09:14Yes!
09:15Yes!
09:16Yes!
09:17Yes!
09:18Yes!
09:19Yes!
09:20Yes!
09:21Yes!
09:22Now! Now I remember what I wanted to ask you.
09:29Have you caught a jellyfish yet?
09:32No.
09:34Not exactly.
09:37Bye, Mom! Love you!
09:45It's just like my dream.
09:49Yay! I got one!
09:59Gotcha!
10:02Hey! That's my college fund!
10:09I got you this time!
10:12Whoa!
10:19That's my jellyfish.
10:24Oh, sorry, buddy.
10:26Here, here. I'll hold it out for you while you catch it.
10:36You're overthinking it. Try standing closer.
10:41Closer.
10:44Bend your knees.
10:45Deep breath.
10:49Pull your nose.
10:52Squinch your eyes.
10:54Oh, where's your jellyfish?
10:56Let's see your jellyfish!
10:58That is my jellyfish!
11:00Roar!
11:02Shaco!
11:04Mm-hmm.
11:05Oh, you're...
11:07Yay!
11:08Oh!
11:09I'm the worst jellyfisher ever.
11:10Oh!
11:11True.
11:12But remember, SpongeBob, all the glitters is not all that jazz.
11:21Thanks, buddy. That's some good advice.
11:25If I were in his shoes, I'd walk softly and carry no bed of roses.
11:40All right! I got it!
11:41I'll take this one!
11:42Whoa!
11:43Oh, boy! Look at Buck!
11:44Oh!
11:45Oh!
11:46Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:48Oh!
11:49Oh!
11:50Oh!
11:51Oh!
11:52Oh!
11:53Oh!
11:54Oh!
11:55Oh!
11:56Oh!
11:57Oh!
11:58Oh!
11:59Oh!
12:00Oh!
12:01Oh!
12:02Oh!
12:03Oh!
12:04Oh!
12:05Oh!
12:06Oh!
12:07Oh!
12:08Oh!
12:09Oh!
12:10Oh!
12:11Oh!
12:12Oh!
12:13Oh!
12:14Oh!
12:15SpongeBob.
12:16That figures.
12:17Oh!
12:18Oh!
12:21Mr. Tentacles, you're a sophisticated man of the world.
12:24Everyone says you've seen a fish au naturel.
12:27It was a painting in a museum.
12:30I told you that.
12:31Now get off me!
12:33Me?
12:34Ahem.
12:35Well, anyway, you're probably the greatest camper that ever lived.
12:40Maybe you can help me catch a jellyfish.
12:42Well, that's all true.
12:44But you know, there's really nothing to it.
12:46As a matter of fact, I saw a jelly fly into that cave over there.
12:51It should be cornered and easy to catch.
12:55Oh!
12:56Thank you!
12:57Thank you!
12:58Thank you!
12:59Thank you!
13:00Thank you!
13:01Thank you!
13:02I love this gift!
13:03Blah!
13:04Blah!
13:05Blah!
13:06Blah!
13:07Blah!
13:08Blah!
13:09Blah!
13:10Blah!
13:11Blah!
13:12Blah!
13:13Blah!
13:14Blah!
13:15Mr. Tentacles.
13:16It was not a cave.
13:17It was a jellyfish hive.
13:19Blah!
13:20Blah!
13:21Blah!
13:22Blah!
13:23Blah!
13:24Blah!
13:25Blah!
13:26Blah!
13:27Huh?
13:28Blah!
13:29Whoa!
13:30Look at him go!
13:31Whoa!
13:32One day...
13:35Ah!
13:36Blah!
13:37Blah!
13:38Blah!
13:39Blah!
13:40Blah!
13:41Blah!
13:42Or Spongebob!
13:43SpongeBob, can't seem to catch a single jellyfish in this camp.
13:46We gotta do something.
13:48How about we bulldoze the camp, stomp on it,
13:53chop it to pieces, and eat it?
13:56Let's put a pin in there.
13:57I've got a better idea.
14:05Why am I doing this again?
14:08Because you feel guilty about getting SpongeBob all stung up.
14:11Yeah, what else you got?
14:13Because you will do an amazing job selling the illusion of a jellyfish,
14:17and you're the best dancer in camp.
14:20Ha, it's true. I am.
14:22Why, last year, I was primo ballerino in Underswan Lake.
14:28You should have seen my dying swan.
14:30And today you will die again.
14:34That's right, because today you will dance Jelly Lake.
14:40Jelly Lake?
14:41Hmm, okay, I'll do it.
14:48Yes, the day didn't count. Today is the day that counts. Today, today, today.
14:52Hey, here comes that kid with the pants.
15:04Ooh.
15:05Ah, are we starting yet?
15:08Yup, the curtain's done come up on Jelly Lake.
15:11It's pretty now!
15:13Whoo!
15:14Bye-bye!
15:15Bye-bye!
15:16Bye-bye!
15:18Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye!
15:19Bye-bye-bye!
15:21Ha!
15:22There's a big, ugly jellyfish!
15:33There he is?
15:34And the field is empty.
15:36Oh, boy!
15:39You'll have to carry me.
15:42Right this way.
15:47I don't know, Patrick.
15:48I think there's something wrong with it.
15:50Go get him, tiger!
15:52I kind of feel sorry for you.
15:54Can't make it too easy.
15:59Huh?
16:00Ha!
16:06Not again!
16:19And the other hurt.
16:23Is it dead?
16:28Nope, it's alive!
16:30I think it just said a bad word.
16:32It's wounded!
16:33Now's your chance to catch it!
16:40Huh?
16:52Oh, no!
16:53This is horrible!
16:54I know, right?
16:55I just can't catch a break.
16:56No!
16:58That wasn't a jellyfish!
16:59That was Squidward in disguise!
17:01It was?
17:02It was?
17:03It was!
17:09Squidward Tentacles is the greatest camp counselor that ever lived!
