'Gutfeld!' Losers use AI for breakups

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00:00Five more, more words.

00:06Losers use AI for breakups.

00:09Kat, this is so interesting.

00:11Right up your alley.

00:12A new survey finds that 41% of Gen Zers, my favorite Gens,

00:17admit to using AI to write breakup texts.

00:21Is this concerning?

00:23No, because no woman's ever written a breakup text alone.

00:27So you should be lucky if they're using AI,

00:29because if not, they wrote it in a group chat with, like, five of their friends

00:33who only know you by a nickname like Loafer's Man or Finance Douche.

00:39So it's either going to be the woman in the chat GPT

00:43or at least, like, all of her friends and friends' friends have all waited

00:46and they all know that she's going to dump you before you do.

00:50Wow, that's depressing.

00:51Yeah, it's true.

00:55Jamie, I realized in doing this research

00:58that I have never in my entire life broken up with anyone.

01:02Oh, yeah, me neither.

01:03No, I mean, I don't think I...

01:05I bet a lot of you guys are just like me.

01:09I've never, ever broken up with anyone

01:11because guys don't break up with people.

01:14We just run away.

01:15Like, I've run away in every relationship except the last one.

01:23Wow, I think I had an epiphany.

01:25Or it's an onset migraine.

01:27I'm not sure.

01:28Yeah, similarly, I've never broken up with anybody,

01:30but I know a lot about this story

01:32because I've received many, many breakup texts from women.

01:35I actually received a text

01:37where I know the girl used AI to break up with me

01:41because my girlfriend was AI.

01:43And so...

01:44If you're watching,

01:48I miss you so much, Alexa.

01:55That'd suck to be dumped by AI.

01:57It would be.

01:58And she stands up, she's dating a toaster.

02:00So, Joe, are you afraid for your job?

02:05Just in general.

02:06Yeah, after Tonight Show, maybe.

02:09Yeah.

02:11I don't know, maybe I'm just old-fashioned,

02:13but I just got used to getting dumped via fax.

02:16Yes.

02:18They would tell me,

02:19go wait at the FedEx Kinkos

02:21for the message to come through.

02:22I thought you just meant fax about you.

02:25Well, this is the thing.

02:26I don't like the way AI and technology

02:29is getting into all of our relationships

02:30because it already ruins stalking.

02:32Yes.

02:33Because now you just go online

02:34and the people tell you where they've checked in.

02:36I mean, you used to...

02:38You had to wait under a window.

02:39I know.

02:40You crouched behind a bush.

02:42You learned about pine cones.

02:43It was like being in the Boy Scout.

02:44Yes.

02:45It's too easy.

02:46Everybody tells you where they are.

02:48And you know more than enough to...

02:50You go like,

02:50I don't even like the person I'm stalking anymore,

02:53so I have to kill them.

02:56Tyrus, okay.

02:57You're more worldly than I am.

03:00Have you...

03:01I've never broken up with anybody.

03:02I don't even...

03:03It blows my mind.

03:05And these guys said the same thing.

03:06Oh, no, no, no.

03:07I've...

03:08You bet?

03:09I've ruined a few days.

03:11Yes.

03:12I think the tough part of me

03:13is I think I've been broken up with a lot.

03:17But if you write me something,

03:19you're assuming I'm going to read it.

03:21And if I was...

03:25If I was listening to you

03:28and reading your other...

03:29We probably wouldn't have broken up.

03:32So my advice is always...

03:34Listen, don't try to talk to me about...

03:35Just go.

03:36I prefer to do things

03:37like my dad did before me.

03:39I just leave.

03:40Yes.

03:41Do you know what's funny?

03:42That's it.

03:43It's funny.

03:44It's like if a tree falls in the forest

03:46and no one's there.

03:47So if somebody sends a breakup text

03:48and you don't read it,

03:50you're never broken up.

03:51Yeah.

03:51I can remember in college,

03:53this girl I was dating was really annoying

03:55and I had got a scholarship

03:56to go out of school, out of state,

03:57and I just didn't tell her.

03:59Yeah.

04:02So wherever you are, Veronica, my bad.

04:09I had a girlfriend call me once.

04:12She called me up and she said,

04:13I can't take it anymore.

04:14I don't want to be with you anymore.

04:16And that's it.

04:17And I said, oh, well, then we're done.

04:20And she said, yeah, that's what...

04:22And I hung up.

04:23So I was like, ah.

04:24Yeah, that's another reason.

04:25That's another reason you don't fall

04:26for that bear trap.

04:27Yeah.

04:28Because they break up with you

04:29and you're like, okay.

04:30Oh, is that it?

04:30You can just let me go like that?

04:32You're not even going to fight for me?

04:33But now all of a sudden you're like,

04:35no, I just thought that's what you wanted.

04:37Oh, so now you care about what I want?

04:39And then next thing you know,

04:40six months later,

04:41you're still stuck in that dating relationship.

04:43So you just do not seek the treasure.

04:44You do not answer back.

04:45There you go.

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