Comedy Bar: Jejebuster, may gamot sa jejemon! (Stream Together Pride)

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Effective kaya ang mga banat at gamot ni Jejebuster sa jejemon na kailangan ng facial?! #StreamTogetherPride #GMAPride #TunayNaKulay #YouLOL

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00:01Oh, asa na?

00:02Balita ko may nangahanap sa akin na isang jegemon.

00:05Yung jegemon tulfo na yun, ninaanap ako.

00:07Asa na siya?

00:09Ang mga sabi ko nun sa'yo,

00:11Hoy.

00:12Isa pang hoy.

00:13At isa pang hoy.

00:16Kung akala mo na, takot ako sa'yo, jegemon tulfo,

00:19I am not scared because I am here to promote an all-out war against you.

00:25Jegemon, you.

00:27Oh, my God.

00:28Kung akala mo na natakot ako, I am not scared at all.

00:32Hindi ako takot.

00:33At sinasabi niyo, sikat kayo?

00:35Jegemon, hindi kayo sikat.

00:36Because I asked my social friends kung sino kayo.

00:39Ang sabi nila,

00:39Huh?

00:40Duh.

00:42What a huh.

00:43Hindi kayo sikat.

00:44Ako, si jege lazaro, na jege buster.

00:48Sikat.

00:49Sumarib na sa'kin ang DepEd.

00:51Department of Education.

00:54Kaya niyo yun?

00:55Ang mga teachers, sumanib na rin.

01:00Ang constituents,

01:01ang father,

01:02ang mother,

01:03ang brother,

01:04at ang sister na nag-brush ng teeth.

01:06Lahat sumanib na sa'kin.

01:08Di ba?

01:09Sinasabi niyo,

01:11wag ko kayong pakialaman.

01:12Pwes,

01:13kung ayon niyo pakialaman ko kayo,

01:16don't loiter and don't litter.

01:19Don't loiter,

01:20wag kayong magpakalat-kalat.

01:22At wag kayong maglitter,

01:24wag kayong magkalat ng mga lahi niyo.

01:27Wag sa Pilipinas.

01:30Ang sabi niyo,

01:30meron kayong fashion sense.

01:32Paano kayong magkakalat ng fashion sense?

01:35Fashion na wala kayo,

01:36sense pa kaya?

01:37Kasi ang mali sa inyo,

01:41you match.

01:42We don't match, mga sosials.

01:44We coordinate.

01:46If you coordinate pink and fuchsia,

01:49you call it pink-cushia.

01:52If you coordinate yellow and blue,

01:54you call it blue-yellow.

01:57If you coordinate black and white,

01:59you call it ebony and ivory.

02:01Pag kayo nagmatch,

02:04ano,

02:05checkered to checkered,

02:06mukha kayong mantel.

02:09Nungyong sa araw,

02:10may nagmatch stripes at stripes,

02:12mukha kayong intermediate pad paper.

02:15Hindi pa na kontento,

02:17nag big stripes at big stripes,

02:19mukha kayong pedestrian lane.

02:21At kayo, di ba?

02:25Sabi niyo,

02:25you reinvent the language.

02:27You don't reinvent the language.

02:29Because,

02:30if you reinvent something,

02:32you should not forget

02:32the root of the invention.

02:35Kami,

02:35we don't say sister,

02:37we say sister.

02:39We don't say brother,

02:40we say brother.

02:42We don't say cousin,

02:43we say cuz.

02:45Kaya pa nag-usap kami,

02:46hey sis,

02:47hey bro,

02:49where's cuz?

02:50Oh, with mother and father.

02:52Sosyal.

02:55Eh,

02:56kayong mga jegemon,

02:57pag nag-usap kayo,

02:58ayo po,

02:59musta po,

03:01okay naman po.

03:04Lagi ko.

03:06At hindi lang yan,

03:10I heard,

03:11yung jegemon tulfo na yan,

03:13namimigay ng cap,

03:14nakakaloka,

03:16namimigay ng cap,

03:18at meron daw na convert na jegemon dito.

03:21Sino ba yun?

03:22Sino ba yun?

03:23Come here.

03:25Tomas,

03:26I heard na convert ito in,

03:30oh my God.

03:33You are such an ugly jegemon.

03:38But don't worry.

03:41Don't worry.

03:43I will convert you.

03:44into

03:45an ugly jege buster.

03:48Okay?

03:49May an akong invention.

03:50Ang tawag dito,

03:51anti-jegemon

03:53cologne.

03:54Pag inispray ko to,

03:56nawawala.

03:57Musta ka na?

03:58How are you?

03:59Oh!

04:00Hi!

04:01Oh my God.

04:02Pati mga hayop,

04:03nagiging jegemon.

04:05Nakakaloka.

04:06Sige.

04:06Try natin.

04:07I will spray this to you.

04:09Okay?

04:11Speak up.

04:13Ayopo.

04:15Isa pa,

04:15isa pa,

04:16isa pa.

04:17Double dosage.

04:19Okay?

04:20Ooh,

04:21stand up,

04:22po.

04:22Okay.

04:23Isa pa,

04:23isa pa,

04:24isa pa,

04:24isa pa.

04:25Sige pa.

04:25Oh my God.

04:29This severe case of jegemon.

04:31Last na to.

04:32Last.

04:33Last.

04:38Hey sister.

04:39Oh my God.

04:40How are you doing?

04:41Oh,

04:42you're so shy.

04:43I miss you my daughter.

04:45I love it.

04:46I love it.

04:47See?

04:48So talagang,

04:49papanitan ko ang buong pagkatao mo.

04:51Next time,

04:52I will give you a facial.

04:53Oh,

04:53you'll give me a facial?

04:54What kind of facial?

04:55Facial removal.

04:58Yung ulo mo,

04:58gagawin kong ulo ng pusa.

05:01At hindi la yan.

05:02I heard yung jegemon daw,

05:03may dance.

05:04May jegemon dance,

05:06tama ba yon?

05:07Oh my God.

05:08Kami mga sosyal,

05:09we don't dance.

05:10We don't wanna perspire.

05:11We don't dance,

05:12we just wiggle and glide.

05:15Glide?

05:16Come on,

05:16cheer.

05:16Je-je buster.

05:18Je-je buster.

05:19Follow me.

05:20Wiggle,

05:21wiggle,

05:21and glide,

05:23and glide.

05:23Wiggle,

05:24wiggle,

05:25and glide.

05:26And glide.

05:28Wiggle,

05:28wiggle,

05:29and glide.

05:30Bye-bye.

05:31Wiggle,

05:32wiggle.

05:33Yay!

05:33You love!

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