Comedy Bar: Ang mga problema ng Baklang Maton! (Stream Together Pride)

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00:00Welcome, welcome back to Comedy Bar!

00:04Kala mo Alan, tapos na.

00:06Bess, hindi tapos, hindi susuko.

00:08Meron pa?

00:09Meron!

00:10Oh, no.

00:11Sige.

00:12Do you have another joke?

00:13That's a brand new joke.

00:15What?

00:15A brand new joke!

00:16Very, very new joke.

00:17A very new, okay.

00:18Especially for you guys.

00:19Ah, thank you, thank you. Sige, sige.

00:20Excited ako dito.

00:22So, go ahead.

00:22Go.

00:23Go ahead with your brand new joke.

00:24Okay.

00:25That's the joke of the knock-knock.

00:28Knock-knock.

00:29Okay.

00:30Si-knock-knock yung may iti.

00:31Hahaha.

00:32It's a funny comic, si-knock-knock.

00:34Okay.

00:35Sige.

00:36Who's there?

00:37Sige, sige, sige.

00:38You can say knock-knock first.

00:39Knock-knock.

00:40Who's there?

00:42Ako mo ba.

00:43Ako mabahu.

00:45Ako mabahu.

00:46Super nagkagatawa, diba?

00:51Ako mabahu.

00:52Kali ay super nagkagatawa.

00:54Ako mabahu.

00:55Kali ay super nagkagatawa.

00:58Alam mo, sasaktan mo ito eh.

01:01Ano ba naniyayari?

01:03Yung saka-katawa ko?

01:05Malalim ng joke.

01:06You na wala yun.

01:07Ako mabahu.

01:08Hiyang-hiya ako.

01:09Hindi natin maiisip yun.

01:11Grabe.

01:12You're such a genius.

01:15You're a comic genius.

01:17Salamato.

01:18I'm so, I'm so proud of you.

01:20Oh.

01:21Oh.

01:22Whoa.

01:23Knock-knock.

01:24Knock-knock.

01:25Knock-knock.

01:26Kiss your genius, please.

01:27Inka.

01:28Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

01:31Parang alam nga na.

01:32Parang kabisa.

01:33Parang humong na.

01:35Parang humong na.

01:36Ubiwas.

01:37Okay, ituloy natin.

01:38Ituloy natin itawanan with our comedians tonight.

01:4136 years old from Cainta, Leo Priscilla.

01:44Woo!

01:45Magandang gabi.

01:46Welcome to Comedy Bar.

01:47Bata pa ako.

01:48Kinatatakutan ako sa lugar namin.

01:49Tignan nyo naman ang itsura ko.

01:50Mukha akong boksingero.

01:51Ako ang bully sa school namin.

01:52Pag gusto kong kunin ang pao na kaklase ko, sinisigaw ako lang,

01:56Hoy!

01:57Akin ang pao ninyo.

01:58Takot na ibibigay ko.

01:59Takot na ibibigay sa akin yung bao nila.

02:00Nanginginig pa.

02:01Hahahaha.

02:02Pero nung nagkakaedad na.

02:03Naisip ko na ayoko na maging ganon.

02:18Gusto ko mahal nilang tatan.

02:22Thank not tatan.

02:24I don't want to be like that.

02:27I want to take care of girls.

02:31So, I decided to take care of myself.

02:35And I discovered that I really want to be a girl.

02:40And I discovered myself that I really want to be a girl.

02:47So, I'm here now.

02:50I'm here now.

02:53I have a face, but my heart is a little.

03:01You think it's hard to be a girl?

03:07It's hard to be a girl.

03:09But sometimes I have a girl that's a date.

03:14I love it! I have to grown up! Bye!

03:44Hahaha!

03:45Thank you!

03:46Thank you!

03:47Thank you!

03:48Tapos ka na pala!

03:49Thank you, Leo!

03:50Sandali lang, dali lang!

03:51Thank you!

03:52Ikaw ba'y...

03:53Oh, yung jacket mo!

03:54Yung jacket mo!

03:55Ikaw ba'y lalaki talaga o isang uri ng halamang dagat?

03:58Hahaha!

03:59Yung totoo, ah!

04:00O?

04:01O?

04:02O?

04:03O lalaki talaga o ano? Ispalingado?

04:06Okay!

04:07Hindi nga yung totoo!

04:08Lalaki!

04:09Lalaki?

04:10Hindi nga yung totoo! Kaya sabihin mo ako!

04:12Hindi...

04:13Lalaki ka talaga?

04:14Lalaki talaga ako!

04:15Nais, hawa ka!

04:16Wala!

04:17May girlfriend?

04:18Wala rin!

04:19Confirmed!

04:20Hahaha!

04:23Ano ko ko pagsabing lalaki ka talaga?

04:26Hindi, lalaki lang ang itsura ko!

04:29Pero verde ang dugo ko!

04:31Hahaha!

04:32Ah, Leo!

04:42Tabao!

04:43Tabao!

04:44Tabao!

04:45Пока!

04:46Tabao!

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