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00:00Assistant.
00:08But by then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be,
00:12and how badly people could get hurt.
00:15It all started when I got an early birthday present for my parents.
00:21Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:24I thought I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:30I'd lose my big card.
00:39If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:42Stop being such a pussy and go...
00:49Go for it.
00:55Dora.
00:57I'm just... a little busy.
01:05Oh my god!
01:06What did she just say?
01:07She's a virgin!
01:08L-M-A-O.
01:09A pleading little virgin.
01:11Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
01:14Honey, something in the toilet made me think of you?
01:18Wait.
01:19It... it...
01:24Women have a choice for her.
01:26They can be appealing, or they can be you.
01:32I like this cardigan.
01:36Leo's hot.
01:38You're not.
01:39Leo's rich, poor.
01:41You're a whore.
01:42You're in, you're out.
01:43Repeat that to yourself when you go in and grind.
01:45Mindy.
01:47Know your place, nerd.
01:54You could just, uh, finish off with some tears for my followers.
01:58What the hell?
02:11I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
02:14I'm not expecting money.
02:16I'm not expecting money from anyone else.
02:17I'm not expecting money from anyone else.
02:19No.
02:21I'm expecting money from anyone.
02:22Up.
02:24Did your towel just fall?
02:28What?
02:30Oh, come-
02:31Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
02:34I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
02:37No virgins here.
02:46But you already knew that, right?
02:54Big time.
02:57No way.
02:58Guys like you only want one thing.
03:01Such as?
03:02Help passing math.
03:03Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's got to be kept real secret.
03:12If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
03:15No, no, some stranger's putting money into my account.
03:19That also sounds super dodgy.
03:21What if we did a deal?
03:25You helped me, and I helped.
03:27Your fifth base in no time.
03:30It's a sexual reference for you.
03:33So, you can teach me how to flirt, and, you know, do things.
03:42I just want to know what Leo will expect.
03:45Stuff.
03:49Maybe we should tackle it in order.
03:51The hockey team, you can make your big move there.
03:54So, my...
03:54My whole life is going to change.
03:58Go team.
03:59The person I wanted to see.
04:12Oh, shit.
04:13Like Leo.
04:15But I...
04:16Lord, do you even live here?
04:26It's so friggin' neat.
04:28I like things organized.
04:31My underwear is none of your business.
04:35I mean...
04:36Can you please stop talking about my underwear?
04:40I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
04:43Like everyone else?
04:45Come on.
04:47Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
04:50Can I ignore you?
04:51Because you...
04:58Yeah.
05:04It's a big, flirty back.
05:06Yeah.
05:09I know.
05:11What you think?
05:12Yeah.
05:12Why not?
05:13Why not?
05:14But just remember, you still got your training wheels on.
05:17Don't expect miracles.
05:18All right.
05:27I'll grab us a drink.
05:29Just...
05:30Try to be cool.
05:33Dude.
05:34When am I not cool?
05:39Oh my god, there's Leo.
05:42You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
05:46Yeah.
05:47Good luck.
05:48I'm sorry if I was bearded yesterday.
05:59You don't gotta say it.
06:01Mindy's a bitch.
06:02And you're awesome.
06:04I am?
06:06I am.
06:12Hey.
06:13Hey.
06:14Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
06:16Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
06:21Yes, she does.
06:26Doesn't she, girls?
06:29I think it is her vagina.
06:32We call it Adora.
06:39What the hell do you think you're doing?
06:41You're doing nothing.
06:42I think she needs you because you're nothing.
06:49Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
06:53She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
06:55How cute.
06:57But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
07:02Oh.
07:07What are you seeing for?
07:10What does her bony body-
07:12She's great.
07:13It's as simple as that, Mindy.
07:14Do you know what it'll do for my reputation
07:19if your first girlfriend after me
07:21is some pathetic little needy virgin?
07:24Why does door being a virgin bother you so-
07:27This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
07:34Get ready for the plan I have
07:36specifically for you
07:37in five minutes.
07:38Come on.
07:44I'll tell you something about it.
07:51Wait here.
07:52I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
08:00Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
08:02I think we'd make a great team.
08:04I've been saving myself for years.
08:06Could you be any more desperate?
08:08Ready?
08:11Okay.
08:27Please stop.
08:34Please let me go.
08:38Do it.
08:46That's her.
08:54Leo, where are you?
09:00One more time.
09:01Say it!
09:02Say it!
09:03Say it!
09:04Say it!
09:06Say it!
09:07Say it!
09:08Say it!
09:16I always finish it.
09:18You're wrong.
09:28Come on.
09:28Let me get to you.
09:30Okay?
09:31You need to fight nose.
09:32Why do you care if she bullies me?
09:37Is she a pitiful bur-
09:40No!
09:41No!
09:42No!
09:43Nora.
09:44I happen to think you're pretty great.
09:48I'm one thing, since I'm apparently so amazing.
09:52Free of peace!
09:54Hold on!
09:55Peek it high, Sennegan!
09:56Timothy Hayes!
09:58Locks ticking down!
10:05This is Meek at High's last chance!
10:11Hayes with the shot!
10:12He scores!
10:13Yay!
10:14Congratulations to Timothy Hayes, our record-breaking scorer and named Allstate's-
10:20Oh my god!
10:22I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
10:25Four years of watching from afar.
10:28Four years of celebrating in his arms.
10:31I've never-
10:33Evie.
10:34My first time.
10:38The Haw-
10:40Was it all-
10:41All the time that you need, okay?
10:44Uh-
10:44Bye.
10:45Bye.
10:46Get back, Stella.
10:47How'd you-
10:48How'd you end up with our star player's jersey?
10:51What'd you do?
10:52Steal it?
10:53What'd you do?
10:54Steal it?
10:54Mystery-
10:56Mystery-
10:56Her?
10:57Ew!
10:57My Teemo with that nerdy-
10:58Oh-
10:58Oh-
10:59Oh-
11:00Oh-
11:01Oh-
11:03Oh-
11:03Oh-
11:04Oh-
11:04Oh-
11:05What'd you do?
11:18Oh-
11:20Oh-
11:22Oh-
11:23mystery sucker ew my team out with that nerdy
11:30ladies and gentlemen let me present to you sir Timothy the Virgin Slayer Tim
11:37the Virgin Slayer I'm a man of my word my bike Chris Sinclair's V card my V
11:43card easiest bet you've ever won huh how was she come on
11:51that better you know better you know man you have had every girl in the whole
11:59entire school I mean come on now every girl in the whole school oh boo hoo boo
12:08hoo and Kawasaki a motorcycle great for used goods these days hmm maybe a toaster
12:21unless you're too dirty to miss yeah this definitely looks better on you
12:34what the actual fuck pick up the phone please
12:48great Timothy Hayes king of the ice can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year
12:57dude for you no I could have her if I wanted okay prove it one night with the
13:07Virgin Queen in our separate ways it's your last chance Romeo
13:10oh shit Evie can't see for being his greatest conquest the best graduation gift ever tell her
13:28thanks for making me him from a horse I was just another trophy
13:33with Hayes out of the way your eyes will finally be on me
13:48just trust me okay this is going to be huge for us
13:53hey please move it since when is some hockey player worth all this service he's not just any
13:58player he is the youngest record setter and hottest captain in the AHL
14:03sure you're getting that big car open thank you so many fans here everyone's so excited to see him
14:07I have insider info that nobody else says
14:09mankababar
14:10kids
14:23mr changed LA is home now and I do love pay his personal life thank you mr. Hayes where does
14:31you chose LA to reunite with someone special I said no questions regarding Natalie I
14:35transferred to LA to find somebody very special the woman that I love doesn't
14:40Does this mystery woman have a name?
14:50Evie.
14:58Evie, I'm sorry.
15:00...of every single one of Timothy Hayes' rumored girlfriends.
15:04Anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Sleeve, check middle names too.
15:08It's more about Hermes or something.
15:10Hey, that's all for today, folks, okay? Thank you.
15:24Trust me, Evie.
15:28I have the best decorations in my home, so...
15:30Where does you chose L.A. to reunite with someone special?
15:32I said somebody very special.
15:35The woman that I love.
15:36Does this mystery woman have a name?
15:45For everything.
15:50Evie.
15:51Evie, that's quite the type of apology to make.
15:52Is she a local?
15:54Is anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Sleeve, check middle names too.
15:58Please tell us more about Hermes or something.
16:00Okay, thank you.
16:12Trust me, Evie.
16:14Who is this Evie?
16:15How long have you been known?
16:16Tell us more about Evie, please.
16:17She doesn't want to know.
16:18Where did you meet her?
16:19Tell us more about her.
16:20Tell us more about her.
16:21There you are.
16:22You vanished yesterday.
16:23Just like Cinderella at midnight.
16:24What gives?
16:25Migraine.
16:26Need a smear.
16:27You ran.
16:28Like.
16:29Wait.
16:30No way.
16:31You're not the Evie.
16:32In LA.
16:33God, I would kill for your name right now.
16:34That way I could pretend he's talking to me.
16:35It's like a fairy tale.
16:36What?
16:37What?
16:38What?
16:39What?
16:40What?
16:41What?
16:42What?
16:43What?
16:44What?
16:45What?
16:46What?
16:47What?
16:48What?
16:49What?
16:50What?
16:51What?
16:52What?
16:53What?
16:54What?
16:55What?
16:56What?
16:57What?
16:58What?
16:59What?
17:00What?
17:01Evie.
17:02Jasper.
17:03My office.
17:04Now.
17:05Hmm.
17:06Yesterday's numbers were fantastic.
17:08That Hayes interview topped every platform.
17:13We've lost corporate sponsorships, money, and we always rank at the bottom of the local
17:18news.
17:19You're firing me?
17:21Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
17:24I mean, there's always OnlyFans.
17:27How is this possible in our date?
17:31Oh, that's so cute.
17:33Our news show over to someone who thinks that a sound bite is a microwave snack.
17:38Hey, my father wants fresh blood behind the scenes, and that's me.
17:41Enough.
17:42You know what?
17:43How about this?
17:45Whoever lands and keeps keeps their job.
17:50You know, he's never done a s-
17:52Oh, God.
17:53Look.
17:54If thee from Hayes for six years, there's probably-
17:56You're up from the grave.
17:57I don't care.
17:58Half the town is looking for her.
17:59No Hayes.
18:00No Evie.
18:01You're fired.
18:02You're fired.
18:03You're fired.
18:04You're fired.
18:05You're fired.
18:06You're fired.
18:08You're fired.
18:15You're fired.
18:40I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
18:49I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
18:55Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
18:58I've been an assistant.
19:01You just got pucked, Dora.
19:07Bye-bye.
19:10Get with Leo, lose my big card.
19:21You followed the divergent.
19:25How do you feel?
19:27Stop being such a pussy and go for it!
19:29Can it wait?
19:50I'm just a little busy.
19:53Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
19:55I'm going to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
20:01Don't mind-
20:02Oh.
20:07How sweet.
20:08A pleading little virgin.
20:11Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
20:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
20:18But I do love what you've done with your hair.
20:29I'll just...
20:30I'll leave you guys.
20:31Go.
20:32That's interesting.
20:35Women have a choice for...
20:37They can be appealing,
20:39or they can be you.
20:40I like this guy.
20:44So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
20:47Leo's rich, poor.
20:49We're in your own.
20:51Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
20:56I'm just looking at this.
20:57Peace.
21:01Thanks for my followers.
21:03Peace.
21:03Peace.
21:10What the hell?
21:13I'm not expecting money.
21:22Did you tell me just-
21:23Why?
21:24I just need to pee.
21:29Oh, come on.
21:29It's not that bad.
21:31Even though the whole school's going to know that I'm-
21:33Virgin!
21:35Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
21:38Come on, I know you're in there, Virgin.
21:41I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
21:49Troy.
21:51No virgins here.
22:01Oh, I saved you.
22:04Now you won't.
22:06Big time.
22:08No way.
22:09Guys like you only want one thing.
22:12Such as?
22:13Help passing math.
22:16Listen, I've got a really weird text situation and I-
22:20No, no.
22:21Some stranger's putting money into my-
22:23That also sounds super dodgy.
22:26It's a sexual reference.
22:28For you.
22:30I've been waiting for him.
22:32So do we have a deal?
22:33Okay, but I need to clear something up.
22:37Fifth base?
22:38I thought it was fourth.
22:42I'm not super familiar.
22:45Maybe we should tackle it in order.
22:47What about this?
22:48All right.
22:49Flirting sounds good.
22:50Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
22:53There's an answer for the hockey team.
22:54You can make a big move there.
22:55You're not that hopeless.
22:57We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
23:00Okay.
23:01Life is gonna change.
23:03Go team.
23:08Yeah.
23:10I was just feeling I shouldn't have reacted that way.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Wouldn't we girls sometimes?
23:16What the hell, Laura?
23:20Do you even live here?
23:22It's so friggin' neat.
23:23I like things organized.
23:26Check and see if your underwear's color-coded.
23:29My underwear is none of your business.
23:33I mean...
23:35Just what are you doing?
23:46Little eyes, Thora.
23:50They're just eyes.
23:50I've too-
23:53Come on, Thora.
23:54I was flirting with you.
23:58Why couldn't I see what you-
23:59You're flirting with-
24:05I know.
24:05I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
24:08But just remember-
24:11I'll grab us a drink.
24:24Just...
24:25Try to be cool.
24:28Dude.
24:29When am I not cool?
24:34Oh my god, there's Leo.
24:36I felt you staring at me from over there.
24:51I'm sorry if I was bearded yesterday.
24:54You don't gotta say it.
24:56I know.
24:58I know.
24:58I know.
25:02School?
25:03Cool.
25:03Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
25:11You don't gotta say it.
25:12It's cool.
25:14Okay.
25:18Yes, she does.
25:20Whatever it is.
25:23And I think it is her vagina.
25:26It's like a vagina, only dryer.
25:28We call it-
25:30Adora.
25:32What the hell do you think you're doing?
25:35Nothing.
25:37Oh.
25:37I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
25:41She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
25:43How cute!
25:45But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
25:48It's about me all of a sudden.
26:04What do you see in her?
26:07Dora the Borer?
26:10What does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
26:12She's great.
26:19It's as simple as that, Mindy.
26:22Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
26:30Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
26:34I think it's kind of sweet.
26:35Okay.
26:42This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
26:48Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
27:03Come on.
27:04I'll tell you something about it.
27:08Oh.
27:09Wait here.
27:12I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
27:23Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
27:26I think we'd make a great team.
27:28I've been saving myself for you,
27:29and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
27:36Ouch!
27:37That's a real kick in the lady nuts.
27:41Could you be any more desperate?
27:44I don't know.
27:46Can you, Dora?
27:48Ready?
27:49Okay.
27:50Take my virginity.
27:52Take my virginity.
27:54Take my virginity.
27:56Take my virginity.
27:56Please stop.
28:22Please let me go.
28:23Please let me go.
28:23Please let me go.
28:23Please let me go.
28:26Please let me go.
28:28Please let me go.
28:28Please let me go.
28:29No!
28:30Neil, where are you?
28:55Hopefully he doesn't see me like this.
29:00Please, please let me go.
29:03Mom, honey, you wanna go?
29:06Please.
29:08You can go.
29:10We just wanna hear you say it.
29:12One more time.
29:14Say, take my virginity.
29:18Say it.
29:20Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
29:26That's enough!
29:38And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
29:41I don't care what anyone says.
29:44When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
29:49You're wrong.
29:51I don't finish it.
29:54I don't care what you're saying.
29:57I have no idea what you're saying.
29:59I'm sorry.
30:01I know.
30:02I don't care.
30:03I know.
30:04I'm sorry.
30:05I'm sorry.
30:06I'm sorry.
30:07I'm sorry.
30:08You're not sorry.
30:09I'm sorry.
30:10I'm sorry.
30:11I got you too sure.
30:12I'll get you to the show.
30:24Sorry.
30:25I'm not usually a crier.
30:29You can't let Mindy get to you.
30:31Okay, you need to fight back.
30:33Like with a shark.
30:34You just need to punch her in the nose.
30:40Why do you care if she bullies me?
30:42You remind me of my little sister.
30:47Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
30:52I mean, she's eight.
30:54I really hope so.
30:56Does it remind you of an eight year old?
31:00Stop crying.
31:05It's all gonna be okay.
31:09Yeah.
31:12It's easy for you to say.
31:14You have to go to the hockey team.
31:17Everyone loves you.
31:20And I'm just...
31:23Nora.
31:24I happen to think you're pretty great.
31:34And...
31:35Hey, that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
31:39I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
31:52This is...
31:56Because I meant...
31:57Meek and High's last chance.
31:58Ladies and gentlemen.
31:59Only 18 seconds left in this overtime.
32:00Northern Light and Meek and High are tied at three of peace.
32:02Hold on.
32:03Meek and High sending in Timothy Hayes.
32:04He's with the puck.
32:05Locks ticking down.
32:06This is Meek and High's last chance.
32:08Hayes!
32:09Hayes!
32:10Hayes!
32:11Hayes!
32:13Hayes!
32:15He's with the puck.
32:16Locks ticking down.
32:17This is Meek and High's last chance.
32:19Hayes!
32:20Hayes!
32:22Hayes with the shot!
32:23He scores!
32:24Yay!
32:25Congratulations to Timothy Hayes!
32:26Our record-breaking scorer and named All-State Center, ending his final beat-in-high game in style.
32:48Oh my god, did you see that? Tima just winked at me.
32:51Oh my god, yes!
32:52I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
32:55Four years of watching from afar.
32:58Four years of celebrating his victories alone.
33:03I never imagined the night before we graduate, I'd be celebrating here, in his room, in his arms.
33:13I've never done this before.
33:17Trust me, Evie.
33:22My first time.
33:23The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
33:27Was it all just a dream?
33:28My first time.
33:29The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
33:33Was it all just a dream?
33:34Oh.
33:35Good morning.
33:36You know, I think that jersey looks better on you than it ever did on me.
33:39So I gotta get to practice.
33:40But you can let yourself out, take all the time that you need, okay?
33:42Uh.
33:43Uh.
33:44Uh.
33:45Uh.
33:46Uh.
33:47Uh.
33:48Uh.
33:49Uh.
33:50I gotta get to practice, but you can let yourself out and take all the time that you need, okay?
33:51Uh.
33:55Bye.
33:56You know, I think that jersey looks better on you than it ever did on me.
34:02So I gotta get to practice, but you can let yourself out and take all the time that you need, okay?
34:16Bye.
34:18Bye.
34:26Get back, Stella.
34:29How'd you end up with our star player's jersey?
34:32What'd you do?
34:33Steal it?
34:37Mystery solved.
34:39Guess you see Mickey Hayes slipped away from the grad party with.
34:43He was with her?
34:45Ew.
34:46My Timo with that nerdy bitch last night?
34:48No way.
34:50Oh, there he is.
34:52Oh.
34:56Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you Sir Timothy, the Virgin Slayer.
35:03Tim, the Virgin Slayer?
35:05I'm a man of my word.
35:06My bike, Chris Sinclair's V-card.
35:09My V-card?
35:10Easiest bet you've ever won, huh?
35:13Yes, man.
35:15How was she?
35:16Come on.
35:18I've had better, you know?
35:22Dude, you are the man.
35:23You have had every girl in the whole entire school.
35:26I mean, come on now.
35:30Every girl in the whole school?
35:34Oh, boo-hoo.
35:36Your precious first time is worth exactly one Kawasaki motorcycle?
35:41How does it feel to be nothing more than a bet?
35:43What's the going rate for used goods these days?
35:46Hmm, maybe a toaster?
35:50If she's lucky.
35:53Wait, wait.
35:54No, keep it.
35:54You earned it.
35:55But remember, Timothy Hayes would never look twice at you without a bet involved.
36:02Unless...
36:02Unless you're too dirty to miss.
36:19Yeah, this definitely looks better on you.
36:22Evie?
36:31Evie?
36:39Hey!
36:40Man, you the man!
36:43Banging that nerdy little bitch for a...
36:45What the actual fuck?
36:49Come on, Evie.
36:53Pick up the phone, please.
36:55Hey, this is Evie.
36:57Leave a message after the beep.
37:02And with that whistle, we've got a break before the final period.
37:05Both teams will take a breather before we get right back to it.
37:07The great Timothy Hayes.
37:13King of the eyes.
37:14Can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year.
37:16Dude, four years of those pathetic puppy dog looks.
37:19It's getting sad, man.
37:21Unless...
37:22You're scared she'll say no.
37:25I could have her if I wanted.
37:27Okay.
37:28Prove it.
37:29One night with the Virgin Queen,
37:33and my new Kawasaki is yours.
37:34After graduation, we're all going our separate ways.
37:40It's your last chance, Romeo.
37:43Here we go.
37:45Third period underway.
37:4620 minutes to decide it all.
37:48Tick-tock, Hayes.
37:48What's it going to be?
37:50The bike?
37:51Or your reputation?
37:53Deal.
37:54Right.
37:54All right.
37:54All right.
37:54All right.
38:04Can I please see her?
38:07Yeah.
38:07Let me go get the girl whose virginity you traded for a motorcycle.
38:11Get real.
38:11Okay.
38:11That's not what happened.
38:12All right.
38:13Hey, Evie.
38:13Hey, Evie.
38:14I can explain.
38:15Hey, Evie.
38:15Can I...
38:16I want to explain.
38:17What part of she doesn't want to see you is it computing?
38:20Jesus.
38:21Can you please give this to her?
38:27That is everything that I want to tell her.
38:30And tell her to meet me at Marco's Restaurant later tonight.
38:34All right.
38:34Go.
38:47I've liked you since the first day of high school.
38:49Oh, shit.
38:52Evie can't see this.
38:59What did he want?
39:00To give you a thank you card.
39:03For what?
39:06For being his greatest conquest.
39:11His exact words were, Evie being a virgin made it perfect.
39:15Best graduation gift ever.
39:16Tell her thanks for making me a legend.
39:19Oh, God.
39:23Four years of loving him from afar.
39:28I was just another trophy.
39:30I was just another trophy.
39:30With Hayes out of the way, your eyes will finally be on me.
39:46Just trust me, okay?
39:47This is going to be huge for us.
39:49Hey, please, move it.
39:50Since when is some hockey player worth all this circus?
39:53He's not just any player.
39:55He is the youngest record setter and hottest captain in the AHL.
39:58I'm sure you're getting back with the car opening.
40:00There's so many fans here.
40:01Everyone's so excited to see him.
40:03I have insider info that nobody else says.
40:06An exclusive.
40:07It better be worth it because Robert is breathing down my neck about our room.
40:12She's driving her right now.
40:17She's not for the heavy exclusive interview.
40:18She lives.
40:19It's in positions.
40:21Control room, standby.
40:22Four, three, two, one.
40:28Lie.
40:33Mr. Superstar himself, Timothy Hayes.
40:46Any Hadley Cup predictions?
40:48L.A. is home now, and I do love to have the best decorations in my home, so...
40:53What about the Miss America drama?
40:54Sources say you were spotted out.
40:55No comment on Mr. Hayes' personal life.
40:58Mr. Hayes, where it is you chose L.A. to reunite with someone special?
41:01I said no questions regarding that, please.
41:04I transferred to L.A. to find somebody very special.
41:07The woman that I love.
41:09Does this mystery woman have a name?
41:18Evie.
41:26Evie, I'm sorry.
41:29For everything.
41:31Evie, that's quite a good type of apology to make.
41:37Is she a local?
41:37Is that the supermodel who married a rock star?
41:39Find out or I will fire her.
41:41I need profiles of every single one of Timothy Hayes' rumored girlfriends.
41:44Anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Steve, check middle names.
41:48Please tell us more about her.
41:50Maybe there's some people who can find her.
41:51Hey, that's all for today, folks.
41:53Okay?
41:54Trust me, Evie.
42:07Evie.
42:07Evie?
42:08The wrong person.
42:23Who is this Evie?
42:27How long have you been known?
42:28Tell us more about this.
42:29Who is Evie?
42:29Please.
42:30This is everyone to know.
42:31What did you meet her?
42:32Tell us more about her.
42:33Yeah, we've looked a little more about her.
42:34There you are.
42:38You vanished yesterday.
42:41Just like Cinderella at midnight.
42:43What gives?
42:44Migraine.
42:45Need a smear.
42:46You ran.
42:47Like...
42:48Wait.
42:51No way.
42:52You're not the Evie.
42:54Do you know how many Evies there are in L.A.?
43:00God, I would kill for your name right now.
43:03That way I could pretend he's talking to me.
43:05It's like a fairy tale.
43:08Evie.
43:09Jasper.
43:10My office.
43:11Now.
43:13Whoa.
43:15Hmm.
43:16Yesterday's numbers were fantastic.
43:18That Hayes interview topped every platform.
43:21Thank you, sir.
43:25I won't let you down.
43:26I...
43:26But it's not enough to stave off bankruptcy.
43:28The last three years, we've lost corporate sponsorships, money, and we always rank at the
43:34bottom of the local news.
43:35We need to...
43:38restructure.
43:40Restructure?
43:41Let's skip the corporate euphemism, shall we?
43:44You're done here, Sinclair.
43:45We're eliminating your position, Evie.
43:47Can't justify the cost of two producers.
43:49You're firing me?
43:54Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
43:55I mean, there's always OnlyFans.
44:00How is this possible?
44:02I mean, I'm first in, last out.
44:04I work 16-hour days.
44:06Oh, that's so cute.
44:08But my father invested millions into the station, so there's no way they're getting rid of me.
44:12Right?
44:13Don't tempt me, Jasper.
44:14Are you seriously handing our news show over to someone who thinks that a soundbite is
44:20a microwave snack?
44:22Hey, my father wants fresh blood behind the scenes, and that's me!
44:25Enough!
44:25You know what?
44:30How about this?
44:31Whoever lands an exclusive interview with Timothy Hayes keeps their job.
44:37You know, he's never done a sit-down interview with any network before.
44:41No.
44:42No, I can't.
44:43Please.
44:43Easy peasy.
44:45I was already vibing with the guy last winter in Stade.
44:48That's in Switzerland, by the way.
44:49Is there any other project you can put me on?
44:53Anything but Hayes?
44:55Well, if you can't get me Hayes, then get me the Evie.
45:03Look, if the Evie has been hiding from Hayes for six years, there's probably a good reason
45:12we can't-
45:13Then dig her up!
45:14Dig her up from the grave!
45:15I don't care!
45:16Half the town is looking for her!
45:18No Hayes?
45:19No Evie?
45:21And you're fired!
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