Alana Haim Shares the Story of When Her Date Let Out the Craziest Fart She's Ever Heard

Rolling Stone

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00:00I was dating this comedian for like a month.

00:02I was like, this is not gonna last,

00:04but like, I'm having a good time.

00:06So like, let's see where this goes.

00:07One night, it was like the night that like I slept over

00:10for the first time.

00:10Like you've crossed that threshold.

00:12And we like woke up in the morning and I looked at him,

00:14maybe it was the light, I don't know.

00:16Like he was like looking really good.

00:18And I was like, maybe I should make this like a serious thing.

00:22He was like, do you want to walk and get coffee?

00:24And I was like, ah, delightful.

00:26Let's walk and get coffee.

00:28Oh my God.

00:30We were on our way, you know, walking to coffee,

00:33having that, that kind of talk.

00:35They were like, we're getting to know each other.

00:37The leaves are falling, it's fall.

00:39Like this is my guy, like this is my guy.

00:43Like I think I was too hasty.

00:45I think I'm going to make this a serious thing.

00:47And I was in the middle of a sentence,

00:49like fully, you know, telling, telling the story.

00:53And he let out the craziest fart I have ever heard in my life.

00:58You can laugh.

00:59It was so long that I could have the thought like,

01:03when this fart is over, we're going to laugh about this.

01:06Like, this is going to be like our story.

01:09Like I could have that long of a thought and it was going and the fart finally ends.

01:13And I'm thinking he's going to say, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

01:18He does not acknowledge the fart because the thing is, let it out.

01:23I'm not saying don't fart.

01:24Better out than in, you know what I mean?

01:25Like not acknowledging it or not.

01:26Obviously with this fart, he needed to let it out.

01:28Okay.

01:29It's the fact that he didn't acknowledge that that was maybe the funniest fart

01:33I've ever heard in my life that I was like, we are never going to work.

01:36Yeah.

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