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00:00Why am I with a phone for?
00:02Mel, what is this?
00:04What do you mean what is this?
00:05It's mommy.
00:06Mommy?
00:07Yeah.
00:08What?
00:09Like you're texting with some kind of mommy.
00:10What do I mean?
00:12You know what I mean, man.
00:13Wait, what?
00:14Mommy?
00:15Like I miss you, this kind of stuff, like...
00:17Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my mom.
00:19Yeah, that's my mom.
00:20Your mom?
00:21Yeah, mommy.
00:22I miss you on this kind of stuff.
00:23Sorry, what?
00:24I miss you on this kind of stuff as if you're mom.
00:26You're texting your mom like this, yeah?
00:27You miss me on this kind of stuff?
00:28Yes.
00:29I miss you.
00:30When you're coming over next.
00:31I miss you, yeah, yeah.
00:32I miss my mom.
00:33I've not seen my mom in ages.
00:34You know, like, I call my mom mommy and then...
00:36I call my mom mommy and then I call my dad poppy.
00:39Poppy?
00:40Come on.
00:41What is the phone number?
00:42Actually, you've got two...
00:43You know that I've got two numbers.
00:44I've got two phones.
00:45I've got two phones.
00:46I've got a work phone.
00:47You've texted me with one number and your other girls with another number.
00:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51Because literally, yeah, the WhatsApp on their ear is connected to my computer.
00:54So then I was WhatsApping my mom through my computer.
00:57That's the primary excuse here.
00:59I have both numbers.
01:01Two numbers and I'm texting different girls with different numbers.
01:04No, no, no.
01:05But that is my mom though.
01:06That is my mom.
01:07This is your mom.
01:08Yeah.
01:09Your cooking is the best.
01:10But yeah, because my mom's cooking is the best.
01:12Can you stop here?
01:13Tell me how many girls do you have?
01:14Is it just one or is it how many is it?
01:16What do you mean?
01:17That's my mom.
01:18Mommy.
01:19Mommy.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Mommy puppy.
01:22Come on, man.
01:23What do you mean come on?
01:24Which girlfriend is it?
01:25That's my mom.
01:26Where is she?
01:27That's my mom.
01:28You can't talk about mom and mom like that.
01:30Why do you text her for a different number?
01:32I did not.
01:33I literally...
01:34On my computer, I've got WhatsApp in it, okay, yeah?
01:37And the WhatsApp on my computer is the same number connected to that WhatsApp there on
01:42my work phone.
01:43Do you think I'm going to believe this kind of shit?
01:46But it's the truth.
01:47Okay.
01:48It's the truth.
01:49I'm having one number.
01:50I'm texting my mom with the same number.
01:52But like, you know I've got two numbers.
01:53You know I've got two numbers.
01:54I've got a work phone and then I've got a personal phone.
01:56But my husband here, like, why are you even going for my phone anyway?
01:59So why would you text your mom from your work number?
02:01Because it was on my computer.
02:02It's on my computer.
02:03Because you know I use my computer for my work.
02:05I use my computer for my work.
02:06And then my work WhatsApp is on my computer as well.
02:09And when you come over next to your mommy for the best dinner, yeah?
02:13Who messes you?
02:15When is the next time, huh?
02:17Sorry, what?
02:19This is my new number, by the way.
02:22Why you don't have your new number?
02:23Because this is my work number.
02:24Why your mommy puppy don't have your new number, okay?
02:26No, no, no, no.
02:27This is my work number.
02:28I told her this is my new number, yeah?
02:30So I should have your number as well.
02:31Why am I having all your numbers?
02:32No, you've got my work number.
02:33You've got my work number.
02:34No, I don't have it.
02:35I just have one.
02:36Yeah, because I didn't do work with you.
02:37Like, we live together.
02:38But you do with your mom.
02:39Yeah, okay.
02:40Yeah, but we live together.
02:41I've not seen my mom in ages.
02:42You don't see me sometimes as well.
02:43But you live in my house.
02:44They go shopping and stuff.
02:45Yeah, because you're shopping.
02:46Because you're shopping.
02:47Why am I going to see you whilst you're shopping?
02:49Because that's what you do.
02:50You have all your numbers, okay?
02:51Like all your girls have.
02:52They have all your numbers for sure.
02:53But why are you on my phone?
02:54They have all your numbers for sure.
02:55That's my mom.
02:56That's my mom.
02:57When are you having time to meet her, okay?
02:59I'm just wondering.
03:01And those are your work trips, yeah?
03:02I've not seen my mom in ages.
03:03Look, look, look.
03:04Read the messages again, yeah?
03:05I missed you.
03:06I'm not seeing my mom gone.
03:08I'm not going to believe this crap, okay?
03:09You make stupid out of me.
03:11Okay?
03:12How many numbers the f*** you have?
03:14I don't have all your numbers even.
03:16You don't need all my numbers.
03:17I don't do business with you.
03:18I'm not going to believe this crap happening.
03:20I don't do business with you.
03:21Why don't you need all my numbers?
03:22How dare you?
03:23What do you mean how dare me?
03:24What the f*** you do to me?
03:25Do what to you?
03:26Leave with me and cheat on me.
03:27I'm not cheating on you.
03:28It's my mom.
03:29I'm just looking for you to do that.
03:31Well, yes, my mom.
03:32Look, look, look, look, look.
03:33Hey, mommy.
03:34Hey, baby.
03:35My mom calls you baby.
03:36Hey, baby.
03:37Hey, baby.
03:38Oh, come on.
03:39When you come over next, their family misses you.
03:40I said their family misses you.
03:41Am I not cooking well enough?
03:42Am I not cooking well enough for you?

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