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00:00my eggs to pay off your debt and you're cheating on me you're pregnant who's the father out of all
00:06the sperm to get i got marcella levine's the most terrifying criminal in the country you're about
00:11to spend the next nine months here raising my ass you think that you can just keep me hostage just
00:16because i'm having your baby and i'm supposed to say thank you our unborn child will have enemies
00:22that will stop in nothing to kill him i suspect she's not even mafia i want to know who his new
00:29little play thing is the ravine blood is inside of you now i will protect you with my life i swear
00:41for a man who kills people he's so gentle i'll give dawn levine a chance not only because
00:49you deserve a father can we really trust an outsider to the mafia she isn't a nobody i've chosen
00:59the eggs of a young woman are extremely valuable miss peters but why does a senior in college need
01:17so much cash i just need enough money to pay off my boyfriend's tuition tuition i guess we'll have to
01:25harvest all of them then i've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day but the money
01:31from my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much okay whatever it takes
01:39don levine's here did he get shot again nope he's here to make a secret baby the heir to the levine
01:55mafia kingdom hmm i wish i could be his surrogate that man owns four lambos two nfl teams and every
02:05criminal in the country is afraid of him he is so sexy no you don't that man doesn't know how to love
02:14he's a cold-blooded killer you stay away from him i need a room to fill this with my sperm
02:21all our rooms are booked today maybe you can come back tomorrow
02:26did you just tell me what to do oh right this way mr levine
02:30i mean there's tools in here to help you with your sperm collection good girl
02:48uh
03:02what the
03:08you must be the tool
03:10the tool for what my sperm's not going to collect itself better start working
03:18i uh take a while to finish
03:27you
03:29that's a mafia symbol you're a murderer stop wasting time
03:34i wonder what mafia men are into oh stop it vanessa
03:50i'm not a tool and the nurse accidentally double booked this room
04:06my apologies but uh you mind if i stay and take care of myself thanks
04:12whatever if i didn't need the money then i would have never come to a shady clinic like this
04:20please let me never run into that psycho again
04:22i guess this is an insemination now
04:36so you are dom levine's surrogate
04:49good luck sweetheart
04:50i've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day but the money for my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much
05:04get it together vanessa it'll be worth it
05:11marcus will be debt free
05:12you build a life together you don't need kids anyways
05:32shit why are you here
05:34marcus what the hell are you doing
05:41i thought you were supposed to be at the doctors or something
05:45i was in surgery selling all of my eggs to pay off your debt and you're
05:49you're cheating on me what marcus can't have a little bit of fun
05:54he's a new dad you know that's a lot of stress on top of football
05:59a new dad why is what is she talking about
06:08you told me that you didn't want kids he probably just didn't want to have them with you
06:13who want your dorky ass jeans
06:16vanessa i never wanted anything serious
06:20i gotta start prepping for the nfl
06:22what does that have to do with anything
06:24you promised to buy me a ring as soon as you got drafted to the nfl
06:29you mean like this one
06:32marcus is gonna be a football superstar honey
06:35the media doesn't want to see him with you
06:38a boring broke nobody who's too ugly to even look at
06:44here have some of the money from your eggs back
06:47keep it for an abortion in case anyone's ever desperate enough to finish in you
06:51oh wait you can't get pregnant anymore
07:02don't touch you freak
07:04why the hell are you still here anyways
07:06i don't care about you
07:08i gave up my ability to have children for you
07:14hey that's my money
07:16no this money is from the eggs that i gave up before i knew that you were a lying scumbag to think that i
07:22wanted your kids
07:23fuck you
07:26well get back to you crazy
07:27bitch
07:30please there has to be something left
07:32for the hundredth time you sold all your eggs you don't have anymore
07:37wait wait a second
07:41they're all there
07:41what
07:42your eggs
07:45they're all there
07:47you just can't use them because
07:50you're pregnant
07:50trafficking children huh
07:58you're a fucking disgrace to this family
08:00am i done
08:01can't you see i'm busy with this asshole
08:03i'm afraid it's urgent
08:05we just received a call from the clinic
08:07they finally found a surrogate
08:08our mafia looks weak without an air
08:11sir
08:13your sample was used by mistake
08:15you don't know who the woman is
08:18how the hell did this happen
08:20i didn't approve anyone yet
08:21i'm sorry my daughter i'm sure the hospital just made a mistake
08:27i guess it's time to introduce myself to that mistake then
08:31pregnant
08:33i'm still in college i can't have a child who's the father
08:38i can go check on the father's identity for you we could always terminate ma'am
08:45i was so scared when i thought i couldn't have children
08:49i won't get rid of you
08:52you're all i have now
08:54even if i have to pull all-nighters
08:57we need to find this woman to bring her into questioning
09:01this could be a ploy from a rival mafia to blackmail me
09:03don i strongly advise against any rash decisions
09:09this woman is pregnant with your child and
09:11and i'm the world's most dangerous criminal
09:14my enemies will stop and nothing to bring me down
09:16you can't trust her
09:26you're safe
09:28not even the world's most dangerous criminal could keep you from me
09:31well who is it who's the father of my child
09:39have you heard of the levine mafia
09:52that's a levine inside of you
10:05this child is mine
10:18and that makes you mine
10:32no
10:34i remember you
10:36you psycho
10:37you're not taking my child just because you're in some kind of mafia
10:40the father of my kid look he's he's right here he's
10:47how much for you to hand over the rights to my job
10:54my baby isn't for sale go pay someone else
10:59my sperm is priceless
11:01every woman in this city wants to have my child
11:04yeah not me
11:05now just admit you want to cash out a couple million for this child
11:09then we can forget we ever met
11:12you don't scare me i'll die protecting my baby from some criminal like you
11:21slap me one more time
11:24i dare you
11:34the levine blood is inside of you now
11:38i will protect you with my life i swear
11:42i have enemies heartless enemies
11:50who would love to have their way
11:52with an innocent girl like you
11:56and worse
11:58are you threatening me
12:00i'm not the threat
12:05inside of you
12:07is the heir to the levine crime syndicate
12:10our unborn child
12:12will have enemies that will stop in nothing
12:14to kill him
12:16no
12:16good
12:19you're getting it now
12:23my lawyer antoine will be in touch for the custody arrangements
12:26an arrangement
12:38i can't have an arrangement with the mafia boss i haven't even graduated college
12:43i'm so sorry miss peters i don't know how he screwed up this badly
12:51out of all the sperm to get i got marcello levines the most terrifying criminal in the country
12:57he's not gonna stop until he takes my baby what am i supposed to do
13:03miss peters i don't think he'll hurt you
13:06you're the mother of his child he has to protect you
13:10what about after i give birth to a child what happens to me then
13:14i don't know but for now you need to keep yourself safe from the dawn's enemies
13:19and keep your pregnancy a secret
13:31antoine i need you to find out everything about this woman vanessa peters
13:35where she lives who she works for and what kind of lingerie she wears
13:40and then erase all of it with my child now inside of her
13:44she has officially become my greatest witness
13:47no one can find out that she's not laughing make her a new identity and then track her
13:52make sure she doesn't get too far off if she tries to run away
14:01as happy as i am to have you you could not have come at a worse time
14:06i need to find a place to sleep tonight
14:16i don't want to use this dirty mafia money but there's no way i'm staying at that
14:21asshole marcus's place tonight
14:26what you got that beautiful
14:30nothing
14:34only one way a girl is pretty as you gets this kind of cash
14:38why don't you show us a good time next sweetheart we might be able to let you keep a few dollars
14:42i don't know who that is
14:48i don't know who that is
15:06i don't know who that is
15:15hang on
15:19who's the father
15:22is it don marcella levine
15:23boy did we hit the jackpot with you
15:26i swear i don't know who that is
15:28stop lying
15:32let her go
15:37close your eyes for this
15:48wait don't shoot
15:52dot levine we were going to bring it back to you i swear safe safe and sound
15:59he's lying
16:06i know
16:16this trash out of here
16:18thank you
16:19no no no no no no please wait
16:31you're going to watch a lot of people die now especially now that you're pregnant with the heir
16:34to the mafia empire
16:38just take me to the hospital guys get the car ready we're taking her to the safe house what no no
16:44come on come on let's go
16:49where am i
16:58these aren't my clothes
17:11hello
17:12help let me help please somebody help
17:15looks like you got your strength back
17:19you think my dna inside of you
17:27let me out now
17:30you almost lost my baby
17:32is my baby still alive
17:34our baby's fine
17:36the doctors barely saved you both
17:40are you ready to listen now
17:42you can't handle being alone with a mafia baby inside of you
17:45if my men weren't following you you were following me yeah you're welcome
17:51no you think that you can just keep me hostage just because i'm having your baby and i'm supposed to
17:55say thank you
18:05you're not afraid of me
18:08how unique
18:11so i'll just have to train you to obey me then
18:23stop playing games
18:33you're about to spend the next nine months here raising my air
18:37don't make things difficult for yourself
18:51you ask me to slay you to burn you to haunt you so you feel so do you see me now
19:02why did you
19:03you got documents to sign get changed
19:12he's close fit now but a few months
19:21get out
19:22i'll have an entire custom wardrobe made for you during your pregnancy
19:26back off i don't care if you know the versacis
19:31my baby's inside of you
19:35that means
19:37i get to look at you
19:40touch you
19:42and do whatever i want to you
19:45plus my tail only speaks italian
19:48you really want to walk around my men in only a robe
19:51you
19:52fine
19:53but only because i need your clothes
19:54not because i don't think that you're a prick
20:10i want my woman's clothes to look perfect
20:13for a man who kills people
20:22he's so gentle
20:28done
20:30you can change now
20:33aren't you going to leave
20:34i'm enjoying the view
20:38whatever i'm too tired for this
20:43i don't think that that's his gun pressing into me
21:06come down when you're done
21:14stop telling me what to do
21:23eight thousand dollars
21:28permission to speak my mind sir
21:32can we really trust an outsider to the mafia not to give up the baby to our enemies for a check
21:38a baby with the real mafia heiress could create a strong alliance with one of the
21:43major families
21:45what are you suggesting i do antoine
21:48kill my unborn child
21:50stop listening to your heart
21:53it's the smart thing to do
21:54plus a girl like that
21:56she can't handle the
21:57enough
22:01say those words again
22:02and i'll rip your fucking tongue out
22:04yes boss
22:05she isn't a nobody
22:12i've chosen her
22:17if anyone has a problem with that
22:19they can go through me
22:20answer me
22:39Answer me.
22:49It's none of your business, darling.
22:51Last time I checked, I had your business growing inside of me.
22:55No more hiding things.
22:57Fine.
22:58If you insist.
23:00You have to take a blood oath.
23:10You're not cutting me with that.
23:13We can discuss that after your pregnancy.
23:17But you do have to marry me in a ceremony to show the other bosses.
23:22What?
23:27It's fine.
23:30Just because I'm pregnant with your baby doesn't mean that you can force me into marrying you.
23:34I won't be a part of a family of murderers.
23:36It's a little too late for that, don't you think?
23:39Besides, you'd be stupid not to sign with how much money I'm offering you.
23:45Following the birth of a living heir,
23:47Mrs. Peters will be provided with paid living expenses of up to $2.3 million a year
23:52for full custody of her child.
23:55What?
23:59What am I?
24:00Some kind of barn animal that you could just keep locked up while I squeeze out babies for you?
24:05My 10-acre Spanish villa is hardly a barn.
24:09And all of this could be yours.
24:13Once I take care of a few problems standing in my way,
24:18I'll build an empire.
24:21And you'll be my queen.
24:23Screw that.
24:25I don't want my child to grow up around murderers.
24:28You're right.
24:32You are dealing with murderers.
24:35And the only option you have
24:36is to trust
24:38the only person who has a reason to keep you alive.
24:42If my enemies found out that you were in mafia,
24:45they would go after everything
24:47and everyone that you love.
24:49Do you really want to see your mommy and daddy
24:51jumped into tiny little pieces?
24:55Then do it for them.
25:00Do it for your child.
25:03And as for your...
25:04opinions,
25:06we can work on that.
25:08We might do illegal things.
25:13But we're not evil.
25:20Dangerous, however.
25:23Yes.
25:26So you'll have to learn how to use your gift.
25:28Ever.
25:45Quite better name.
25:47A gun?
25:47I don't want a gun!
25:48I don't care what you want.
25:51The mother of my child
25:52is going to be able to protect herself.
25:54I'm a student.
25:56I don't know how.
25:58I've never shot a gun before.
26:00I'll teach you.
26:02You don't become a mafia boss
26:04without learning how to be the best knife.
26:08Here.
26:09Good.
26:11Relax.
26:12Good.
26:13Breathe.
26:14Square your shoulders.
26:16Hey.
26:17You're tense.
26:20Breathe.
26:20There we go.
26:21Good.
26:21Good.
26:22Ready?
26:23Now shoot.
26:25Shoot!
26:28I did that!
26:34I did that!
26:38I told you.
26:50I intend on keeping you
26:52and our child safe
26:54with everything in my power.
26:58Have the contract signed this evening,
26:59you to Antoine.
27:02Wait,
27:02I still need a minute
27:03to think about this.
27:05You can think about it
27:06while you're moving into the mansion.
27:12Wait,
27:13how did you guys get my stuff?
27:14your boss is an asshole.
27:19Whether I like it or not,
27:20I have to accept that your father is in the mafia.
27:24You told me that you didn't want kids!
27:27He probably just didn't want to have them with you!
27:30Who'd want your dorky-ass jeans?
27:33I'll give Dawn Levine a chance.
27:45But only because
27:46you deserve a father.
27:50Even if he's a ruthless criminal.
27:51Mr. Levine!
28:08Mr. Levine!
28:09I'll agree to sign your contract.
28:19It's quick for someone so stubborn.
28:23But I'm not surprised.
28:24You're not?
28:25No.
28:26Levines always get what they want.
28:31On one condition.
28:33I want something too.
28:34You don't make the orders?
28:36I'm not going to sit around all day
28:38like the world's comfiest prisoner.
28:39If I'm going to be having your baby,
28:41then I get to leave whenever I'd like.
28:42You can go wherever you like.
28:45Great!
28:46I plan on finishing my degree.
28:47As long
28:48as my security's by your side.
28:51What?
28:52Security?
28:52At school?
28:53I'm already going to be pregnant.
28:55I don't need more attention
28:56being drawn to me
28:57from a bodyguard.
28:58Then I'll go undercover with you.
29:03You wouldn't.
29:05You don't make the rules.
29:07So if you really want
29:08that degree so badly,
29:10then I'm coming with you.
29:11I don't mind staying in a dorm, you know.
29:25I don't mind staying in a dorm, you know.
29:38Well, does a dorm room have heated floors?
29:41A sauna?
29:42A masseuse at your call?
29:44Point taken.
29:44That should be all of it.
29:48If you need anything,
29:50let Antoine know.
29:52Oh, and...
29:53And...
29:55If word got out that you're
29:57not from a mafia family yourself,
29:59the rest of the family
30:01wouldn't accept our heirs legitimate.
30:02It is vital
30:05that you keep your pregnancy a secret.
30:08Especially from Anita.
30:09I can try.
30:10Who's Anita?
30:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
30:12You must, okay?
30:13And...
30:15She's my head of housekeeping.
30:17She has a soft spot for my ex, Lydia.
30:19The Costello family's daughter.
30:21And, uh...
30:22She wants me to take her back
30:23after she cheated on me.
30:25Obviously,
30:26that's not going to happen.
30:30Great.
30:31Here she comes.
30:32I need a mafia 101.
30:39Anita.
30:41Buongiorno.
30:43Senor.
30:46I see you have a guest.
30:49Will she be staying long?
30:52Anita.
30:53This is my fiancée, Vanessa.
30:55Please make sure she's comfortable.
30:58Fiancée?
30:59But...
31:00But you've never brought her around.
31:03Are you questioning me?
31:04No, senore.
31:08Hi.
31:09I'm Vanessa Peters.
31:10Peters?
31:14I've never heard of a Peters family in the mafia.
31:17Uh, it's...
31:18It's not.
31:19It's not.
31:19Then why would the boss bring a non-mafia like you home?
31:27What's going on here?
31:32Uh, Peters.
31:33It's a fake name.
31:35I had to change my identity.
31:36My family is under investigation.
31:38And which family would that be?
31:40I can't tell you that.
31:42I'll just be going now.
31:43I can take my own things.
31:45A true mafia heiress would never dream of picking up her own bags.
31:50Right.
31:51I knew that.
31:52Which is why you should hurry up and get someone else to do it so I don't have to.
31:56I know a lying skank when I see one.
31:59She must have fooled Don Levine somehow.
32:02And now she's after the family's fortune.
32:05I'll expose this gold-digging whore if it's the last thing I do.
32:09Not so fast, Miss Peters.
32:16Anton has informed me that you will be accompanying Don Levine to each of the major houses.
32:23Then you will need to be briefed on each of the most powerful Dons.
32:28So, Don Levine is running for mafia president?
32:31I'm sure he could explain it to me.
32:34Please.
32:36He's too busy to babysit you.
32:40This will be a perfect opportunity for me to test him.
32:44Refresh your table etiquette as an heiress.
32:48Crap.
32:49Where is Marcelo?
32:50I'm going to give everything away.
32:52After you, madam.
32:53The Levine clan is one of the oldest families dating back to the 19th century.
33:07For such an old family to have survived this long, the Levines have had to be ruthless, cold-blooded killers.
33:16Loyalty is one of the most important things to this family.
33:20Look, if this is about me snitching, I won't go to the police.
33:25I'll keep my loyalty to Don Levine.
33:27I promise.
33:30I don't believe you.
33:33What's that?
33:42In exchange for Don Levine's protection, you must swear yourself into this family.
33:48Because you're an outsider, you must consume his blood.
33:53You're crazy.
33:54It's a 200-year-old tradition, and you will follow it.
34:03If word got out that you're not from a mafia family yourself, the rest of the family wouldn't accept our heirs legitimate.
34:10It is vital that you keep your pregnancy a secret.
34:13Especially from Anita.
34:14What do I tell this crazy woman without revealing I'm pregnant?
34:22Well...
34:23I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood.
34:38A true mafia heiress would understand the importance of a blood ritual.
34:44Unless, of course, you're an imposter after the Don's money.
34:49I'm not after his money!
34:52Then you think you're too good to drink the Don's blood?
34:59Drink it, you ungrateful bitch!
35:02Please!
35:02No!
35:04Please!
35:05Please!
35:06No!
35:08Did you not hear my fiancée?
35:18I'm sorry, Don Levin.
35:20I was just trying to make sure she was a real...
35:23Real what?
35:28A real heiress?
35:30Are you saying I'm too stupid to know who I'm marrying?
35:32No, Don.
35:34I'm terribly sorry.
35:35No, don't apologize to me.
35:38Apologize to the lady of this home.
35:40But, Don, there's something not right about her.
35:47Fakka, I gave you a chance.
35:48Oh, Don Levin, no!
35:51Marcel, that's enough!
35:52No, no, no, no.
35:53Don't be sorry for her, okay?
35:54I'm going to kill her, not you.
35:56Besides, she deserves it for questioning me.
35:59I mean it.
36:03She's just trying to protect the Levine family.
36:14Oh, forgive me.
36:17I should have never doubted you, madam.
36:20Get up.
36:21Just make sure that my room is ready by the time I get back from class.
36:29She's kind and fair.
36:35She'll make a good queen and an even better mother.
36:38Wait, hold on.
36:40Class?
36:41After the day you've had?
36:43Unfortunately, my professors aren't going to care that my mafia's housekeeper almost killed my unborn child.
36:48Well, here, treat yourself as an apology.
37:08The demon side of me, I don't feel so alone anymore.
37:18Shit, I can't let them see me paying for my classes with Don Levine's credit card.
37:37Look who came crawling back to campus.
37:48I just ring for classes?
37:52Yes, 18 credits.
37:54All right, that's a full semester.
37:57How will you be paying?
37:59A credit card, please.
37:59What you got there?
38:00Hey!
38:02You know they don't accept hooking as a way of paying around here, right?
38:06The Levine family.
38:08The Levines?
38:10The ones that run organized crime in this city.
38:13Well, how'd you steal this?
38:15It was given to me.
38:17By who?
38:19A thug you sucked off in exchange for tuition?
38:23Classic Vanessa.
38:25I am so glad that I stopped hitting that trashy fucking freak.
38:32Feelings mutual, assholes.
38:34Now give me back my credit card!
38:35I guess you do have to care about classes when you're not the type of girl a guy would want to marry.
38:53Show her Sharpie Ring is.
38:54Show her Sharpie Ring is.
38:56Good idea.
38:58Maybe she'll see the fuck off campus after I show her this lesson.
39:06That's what a real diamond feels like.
39:08Now you know.
39:13Who the hell do you think you are pushing my fiancé around?
39:16Now, I don't like to hit girls, but an ugly fucking troll like you, fair game.
39:25Babe!
39:26Any last words?
39:31Please don't.
39:32Actually, you know what?
39:38I would enjoy this some more, huh?
39:47You're a Levine.
39:50Fuck!
39:51I'm not a Levine.
39:54I'm the Don Levine.
39:56And you both just put your hands on my fucking fiancé.
40:00We don't even know who your fiancé is.
40:04Right here, idiots.
40:07You're sleeping with a gangster?
40:12Mr. Levine, there has to be some mistake.
40:15She's his psycho ex.
40:18Psycho, huh?
40:19I'll show you, psycho.
40:21Oh, please stop.
40:24Oh, there's been some kind of...
40:25I know who she is.
40:26She's my ex.
40:28Why would a man so is refined connected as you pick something like her?
40:36If she got pregnant, she wouldn't even know who the father is.
40:45All right.
40:47Fun's over.
40:48I'm tired of you lowlifes insulting my future life.
40:50She was trying my kid just a few days ago.
40:53Yeah.
40:54I upgraded, Marcus.
40:56Turns out, I found a real man.
40:59Not some loser with limp dick syndrome.
41:01Oh, shut the fuck up.
41:02You shut the fuck up.
41:04They're not worth the trouble, Marcelo.
41:09Football player, huh?
41:10What?
41:11Let me guess.
41:11You're his slutty little cheerleader?
41:13Classic.
41:15What?
41:15And I bet you two dream of going to the NFL one day, too, huh?
41:18At least we are who we say we are.
41:21Come on, Marcus.
41:22There's no way he's really mafia.
41:24It's just this bitch, Vanessa, thinking we're stupid enough to believe the city's richest man would even look at her.
41:30I don't dream of going to the NFL.
41:34I am going to the NFL.
41:36I'm taking my beautiful fiancé with me.
41:39So, you two losers, you can enjoy, pretend to be rich.
41:43I'm actually going to go make millions.
41:45I'm not a real Levine, huh?
41:48All right.
41:56You.
41:57Put me on the phone with the dean.
41:59Seriously?
42:01Give it up.
42:02It's over.
42:03Stop wasting everyone's time with your D-list acting.
42:06Oh, yes.
42:08Mr. Levine, the dean will be with you immediately.
42:12He's been meaning to thank you for your generous donation.
42:14Hello, dean.
42:15Mr. Levine's in your office.
42:20What donation?
42:21You can't be serious.
42:23Vanessa, call him off.
42:24Relax.
42:25There's no way a real mafia boss would choose her.
42:30Listen, Levine.
42:31Why didn't you let us know that you'd be on campus today?
42:34I would have given you the tour myself.
42:37No need.
42:38But can you please explain to me why your star quarterback and cheer captain assaulted my fiancé?
42:43They what?
42:47Um, Vanessa, call him off.
42:50We're sorry.
42:52We can talk about this.
42:53Please.
42:55Well, you're not going to do anything about it.
42:58I guess I'll sue the campus.
43:00Or, I mean, I'll revoke my $10 million donation.
43:04Why not both?
43:05You two idiots know who you just messed with?
43:08We were just messing around.
43:11Things got out of hand, sir.
43:14Vanessa, we're sorry.
43:17Please call him off.
43:18I'm sorry for cheating on you.
43:20I'm sorry.
43:22Leave the Don's fiancé alone, you clowns.
43:26You're both a spin.
43:27You, you're off the cheer squad.
43:29And you, my star quarterback, you're benched.
43:31Expelled.
43:33I want him expelled.
43:35Of course.
43:36I'll find a new quarterback.
43:38Anything for you, Don Levine.
43:40Thank you for your continued support of our school.
43:43If I was you, I'd be kissing the crowd of Don and his fiancée.
43:45Walk on!
43:46It's my senior year.
43:52I'm getting my playtime.
43:54You know what?
43:56I don't need this shit.
43:58You'll run the fucking NFL, buddy.
44:00I'm already drafted.
44:01So that means every Sunday, I'm going to be on the TV playing for the motherfucking LA Rams.
44:06You goddamn piece of shit!
44:11Coach Alvin?
44:16Hello?
44:18Yeah.
44:19This is Don Levine.
44:21Wait.
44:22Just stop.
44:24Actually, I am a bit disappointed.
44:26Your new draft pick, Marcus.
44:28He assaulted my fiancée.
44:30Unfortunately, I can no longer support the team financially.
44:34Don Levine, I'll revoke that asshole's offer myself.
44:38Wait, wait.
44:38Coach Alvin, I can explain.
44:40I...
44:40You asshole!
44:44Well, I'm not the one who started it, but I'm going to be the one who finishes it.
44:49And you guys can remember that when all you're doing at football games is selling hot dogs and filling water bottles.
44:55No!
44:56Please!
44:57Vanessa, stop him!
44:59We'll do anything!
45:01You both had no problem ruining my life and forcing me to start over.
45:04Now you get a taste of your own medicine!
45:07You bitch.
45:11Say another fucking word.
45:13And I'll kill you both.
45:16Go.
45:17Get the fuck out of here.
45:25That was amazing!
45:27How do you know the coach of the LA Rams?
45:29I'm sorry I had you call in that huge favor.
45:31Baby, I own the Rams.
45:33I own the Giants.
45:34And I'm working on the Niners.
45:36And it's my job now to keep you safe.
45:39And I will destroy anyone who tries to hurt you.
45:43Let's go.
45:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
45:52What are you doing?
45:53I'm walking you to class.
45:55Okay, I'm here, but you can't go in there dressed like that.
45:58Like what?
46:04Like a criminal.
46:06Now leave!
46:08I don't think you should tell a criminal what to do.
46:11Fine.
46:13But go in five minutes after.
46:16So that way it doesn't look like we're together.
46:17If that's our professor, I'd do things to him for extra credit.
46:37Did you see the veins in his arms?
46:39I'd totally hit that even if he failed me.
46:41You mean Grandpa back there?
46:44He's not that hot.
46:45Grandpa's buffer than you.
46:46Those abs are so not worth it.
46:49What?
46:51Uh, nothing.
46:53I didn't say anything.
46:54Sorry.
46:56Hey!
46:57She looks oddly familiar, don't you guys think?
47:00Yeah.
47:03I swear, I don't know any of you guys, okay?
47:06Just please give me a back.
47:08Shut up, bitch.
47:10You're hurting me.
47:11I remember now.
47:13You're the one who got our quarterback expelled.
47:14And our squad captain.
47:17Duh.
47:18We should have recognized this rat the moment she crawled into our classroom.
47:21We can't let a rat get away with crashing our class, can we?
47:25Please, please, please, no.
47:27I didn't do anything.
47:29I swear.
47:29Why didn't she give the rat some whiskers?
47:32That way everyone knows she's a fucking snitch.
47:35Wait, wait.
47:36She sold her eggs, right?
47:38Idiot.
47:39That's right.
47:41Gosh, good thing she can't have any more little rat babies.
47:44You're a kicker, right?
47:45Why don't we make sure by giving her a good punt in the stomach?
47:48No, no, no, please.
47:51Please, somebody help.
47:58Please.
48:00This is remarkable.
48:01I don't know.
48:02I don't know.
48:03I don't know.
48:04I don't know.
48:05I just...
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