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00:00Oh, stop it, Vanessa.
00:02I was in surgery, selling all of my eggs to pay off your debt, and you're cheating on me?
00:07You're pregnant.
00:09Who's the father?
00:10Out of all the sperm to get, I got Marcella Levine's, the most terrifying criminal in the country.
00:16You're about to spend the next nine months here raising my hair.
00:19You think that you can just keep me hostage just because I'm having your baby and I'm supposed to say thank you?
00:25Our unborn child will have enemies that will stop and nothing will kill him.
00:29I suspect she's not even Mafia.
00:32I want to know who his new little plaything is.
00:37No, I couldn't!
00:40The Levine blood is inside of you now.
00:43I will protect you with my life, I swear.
00:46For a man who kills people, he's so gentle.
00:51I'll give Dawn Levine a chance, but only because you deserve a father.
00:56Can we really trust an outsider to the Mafia?
00:59She isn't a nobody.
01:00I've chosen her.
01:01The eggs of a young woman are extremely valuable, Miss Peters.
01:19But why does a senior in college need so much cash?
01:24I just need enough money to pay off my boyfriend's tuition.
01:27Tuition?
01:28I guess we'll have to harvest all of them then.
01:33I've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day, but the money for my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much.
01:39Okay.
01:41Whatever it takes.
01:42Don Levine's here?
01:53Did he get shot again?
01:55Nope.
01:56He's here to make a secret baby.
01:58The heir to the Levine Mafia kingdom.
02:01I wish I could be his surrogate.
02:05That man owns four Lambos, two NFL teams, and every criminal in the country is afraid of him.
02:13He is so sexy.
02:15No, you don't.
02:17That man doesn't know how to love.
02:19He's a cold-blooded killer.
02:21You stay away from him.
02:22I need a room to fill this with my sperm.
02:26All our rooms are booked today.
02:28Maybe you can come back tomorrow.
02:31Did you just tell me what to do?
02:33Oh, right this way, Mr. Levine.
02:37There's tools in here to help you with your sperm collection.
02:41Good girl.
02:42Good girl.
02:52What the?
03:12You must be the tool.
03:15The tool for what?
03:18My sperm's not going to collect itself.
03:20Better start working.
03:23I, uh, take a while to finish.
03:31You...
03:32That's a Mafia symbol.
03:36You're a murderer.
03:37Stop wasting time.
03:50I wonder what Mafia men are into.
03:54Oh, stop it, Vanessa.
04:03I'm not a tool.
04:04And the nurse accidentally double-booked this room.
04:10My apologies.
04:12But, uh, you mind if I stay and take care of myself?
04:15Thanks.
04:20Whatever.
04:21If I didn't need the money, then I would have never come to a shady clinic like this.
04:25Please, let me never run into that psycho again.
04:27I guess this is an insemination now.
04:41So, you are Dom Levine's surrogate.
04:54Good luck, sweetheart.
04:55I've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day, but the money for my eggs could
05:08help my boyfriend out so much.
05:11Get it together, Vanessa.
05:13It'll be worth it.
05:16Marcus will be debt-free.
05:18Build a life together.
05:20You don't need kids anyways.
05:22Shit.
05:38Why are you here?
05:40Marcus, what the hell are you doing?
05:46I thought you were supposed to be at the doctors or something.
05:49I was in surgery, selling all of my eggs to pay off your debt, and you're cheating on
05:55me?
05:56What?
05:57Marcus can't have a little bit of fun?
05:59He's a new dad, you know.
06:01That's a lot of stress on top of football.
06:04A new dad?
06:05Marcus, what is she talking about?
06:06You told me that you didn't want kids.
06:16You probably just didn't want to have them with you.
06:18Who'd want your dorky-ass jeans?
06:21Vanessa, I never wanted anything serious.
06:25I gotta start prepping for the NFL.
06:27What does that have to do with anything?
06:29You promised to buy me a ring as soon as you got drafted to the NFL.
06:32You mean like this one?
06:37Marcus is going to be a football superstar, honey.
06:40The media doesn't want to see him with you.
06:43A boring, broke, nobody who's too ugly to even look at.
06:49Here, have some of the money from your eggs back.
06:52Keep it for an abortion, in case anyone's ever desperate enough to finish in you.
06:57Oh, wait.
07:02You can't get pregnant anymore.
07:06Don't touch you, freak.
07:09Why the hell are you still here anyways?
07:11I don't care about you.
07:14I gave up my ability to have children for you.
07:16Hey, that's my money.
07:21No, this money is from the eggs that I gave up
07:25before I knew that you were a lying scumbag
07:27to think that I wanted your kids.
07:28Fuck you.
07:31Well, get back here, you crazy bitch!
07:35Please, there has to be something left.
07:37For the hundredth time, you sold all your eggs.
07:40You don't have any more.
07:41Wait.
07:44Wait a second.
07:45They're all there.
07:47What?
07:48Your eggs.
07:50They're all there.
07:52You just can't use them because...
07:55you're pregnant.
08:01Trafficking children, huh?
08:03You're a fucking disgrace to this family.
08:05Am I done?
08:06Can't you see I'm busy with this asshole?
08:08I'm afraid it's urgent.
08:09We just received a call from the clinic.
08:12They finally found a surrogate?
08:14Our mafia looks weak without an air.
08:16Sir.
08:18Your sample was used by mistake.
08:21You don't know who the woman is.
08:22How the hell did this happen?
08:24I didn't approve anyone yet.
08:26I'm sorry, my daughter.
08:27I'm sure the hospital just made a mistake.
08:32I guess it's time to introduce myself to that mistake then.
08:36Pregnant?
08:37I'm still in college.
08:39I can't have a child.
08:41Who's the father?
08:43I can go check on the father's identity for you.
08:45We could always terminate, ma'am.
08:50I was so scared when I thought I couldn't have children.
08:52I won't get rid of you.
08:57You're all I have now.
08:59Even if I have to pull all-nighters.
09:02We need to find this woman to bring her into questioning.
09:06This could be a ploy from a rival mafia to blackmail me.
09:09Don.
09:09I strongly advise against any rash decisions.
09:13This woman is pregnant with your child and...
09:16And I'm the world's most dangerous criminal.
09:19My enemies will stop and nothing to bring me down.
09:22We can't trust her.
09:23You're safe.
09:32Not even the world's most dangerous criminal could keep you from me.
09:40Well, who is it?
09:42Who's the father of my child?
09:44Have you heard of the Levine Mafia?
09:46Sir, you can't be in here.
10:13What the hell is going on?
10:15What are you doing here?
10:16That's a Levine inside of you.
10:22This child is mine.
10:27And that...
10:28makes you mine.
10:37No!
10:38I remember you.
10:41You psycho.
10:42You're not taking my child just because you're in some kind of mafia.
10:45The father of my kid, look, he's right here.
10:48He's...
10:48How much for you to hand over the rights to my job?
10:59My baby isn't for sale, go pay someone else.
11:04My sperm is priceless.
11:06Every woman in this city wants to have my child.
11:09Yeah, not me.
11:09Now, just admit you want to cash out a couple million for this child.
11:14Then we can forget we ever met.
11:17You don't scare me.
11:18I'll die protecting my baby from some criminal like you.
11:21Slap me one more time.
11:27I dare you.
11:29The Levine blood is inside of you now.
11:43I will protect you with my life, I swear.
11:45I have enemies.
11:49Heartless enemies.
11:55Who would love to have their way with an innocent girl like you.
12:01And worse.
12:03Are you threatening me?
12:05I'm not the threat.
12:06Inside of you is the heir to the Levine crime syndicate.
12:15Our unborn child will have enemies that would stop in nothing to kill him.
12:21No.
12:22Good.
12:24You're getting it now.
12:28My lawyer Antoine will be in touch for the custody arrangements.
12:31An arrangement?
12:44I can't have an arrangement with the mafia boss.
12:46I haven't even graduated college.
12:50I'm so sorry, Miss Peters.
12:52I don't know how we screwed up this badly.
12:56Out of all the sperm to get,
12:58I got Marcella Levine's,
13:00the most terrifying criminal in the country.
13:04He's not going to stop until he takes my baby.
13:06What am I supposed to do?
13:07Miss Peters,
13:09I don't think he'll hurt you.
13:11You're the mother of his child.
13:13He has to protect you.
13:15What about after I give birth to his child?
13:17What happens to me then?
13:19I don't know.
13:20But for now,
13:21you need to keep yourself safe from the Don's enemies.
13:24And keep your pregnancy a secret.
13:30Antoine,
13:36Antoine,
13:37I need you to find out everything about this woman,
13:39Vanessa Peters.
13:40Where she lives,
13:41who she works for,
13:43and what kind of lingerie she wears.
13:45And then erase all of it.
13:47With my child now inside of her,
13:49she has officially become my greatest witness.
13:51No one can find out that she's not Muffy.
13:54Make her a new identity.
13:56And then track her.
13:57Make sure she doesn't get too far off if she tries to run away.
14:06As happy as I am to have you,
14:08you could not have come at a worse time.
14:10I need to find a place to sleep tonight.
14:23I don't want to use this dirty mafia money,
14:25but there's no way I'm staying at that asshole Marcus's place tonight.
14:31What you got that beautiful?
14:34Nothing.
14:36Only one way a girl as pretty as you gets this kind of cash.
14:43Why don't you show us a good time next, sweetheart?
14:45We might be able to let you keep a few dollars.
14:51Fucking scape bit me.
14:57Yo,
14:58look at this clip.
15:00She must be one of the Levine family's whores.
15:02So you're a top-notch hooker.
15:04I bet we got a pretty price for you.
15:07Hold on,
15:07I don't know who that is.
15:11Please!
15:16No!
15:17No!
15:18No!
15:18I can't!
15:20Hang on.
15:24Who's the father?
15:26Is it Don Marcella Levine?
15:29Boy,
15:29we hit the jackpot with you.
15:31I swear I don't know who that is.
15:33Stop lying!
15:37Let her go.
15:51Close your eyes for this.
15:53Wait, wait.
15:54Don't shoot!
15:57Don't leave.
15:58We were going to bring her back to you.
16:01I swear.
16:02Safe and sound.
16:06He's lying.
16:11I know.
16:11Get this trash out of here.
16:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:32Please, wait!
16:32You're going to watch a lot of people die now.
16:38Especially now that you're pregnant with the heir to the Mafia Empire.
16:43Just take me to the hospital.
16:45Guys, get the car ready.
16:47We're taking her to the safe house.
16:48What?
16:48No.
16:49Come on.
16:50Come on.
16:50Let's go.
16:51Where am I?
17:03These aren't my clothes.
17:04Hello?
17:17Help!
17:18Let me out, please!
17:19Somebody help!
17:20Looks like you got your strength back.
17:28You think my DNA inside of you.
17:32Let me out now!
17:33You almost lost my baby.
17:37Is my baby still alive?
17:39Our baby's fine.
17:41The doctors barely saved you both.
17:45Are you ready to listen now?
17:47You can't handle being alone with a Mafia baby inside of you.
17:51If my men weren't following you...
17:52You were following me?
17:54Yeah, you're welcome.
17:56No!
17:56You think that you can just keep me hostage just because I'm having your baby and I'm supposed
18:00to say thank you?
18:03You're not afraid of me.
18:12How unique.
18:16So I'll just have to train you to obey me then.
18:19Get back.
18:21I'm sorry.
18:22I'm sorry.
18:25I'm sorry.
18:26I'm sorry.
18:35I'm sorry.
18:35I'm sorry.
18:37Stop playing games, asshole.
18:39You're about to spend the next nine months here raising my hair.
18:44Don't make things difficult for yourself.
18:47Let me in, let me taste the darkness in you.
18:53No one serves me like you.
18:56You ask me to slay you, to burn you, to haunt you.
19:02So you'll see.
19:04So do things without you.
19:07Why did you?
19:09You got documents to sign.
19:11Get changed.
19:17He's close to it now, but a few months.
19:26Get out.
19:27I'll have an entire custom wardrobe made for you during your pregnancy.
19:31Back off, I don't care if you know the Versace's.
19:36My baby's inside of you.
19:39That means I get to look at you, touch you,
19:46and do whatever I want to you.
19:49Plus, my tailor only speaks Italian.
19:52You really want to walk around my men in only a robe?
19:56Fine.
19:57But only because I need your clothes.
19:59Not because I don't think that you're a prick.
20:01Good.
20:02Good.
20:15I want my woman's clothes to look perfect.
20:19For a man who kills people, he's so gentle.
20:34Done.
20:35You can change now.
20:38Aren't you going to leave?
20:39I'm enjoying the view.
20:43Whatever.
20:44I'm too tired for this.
21:06I don't think that that's his gun pressing into me.
21:09Come back when you're done.
21:19Stop telling me what to do!
21:28$8,000?
21:29$8,000?
21:34Permission to speak my mind, sir.
21:37Can we really trust an outsider to the Mafia not to give up the baby to our enemies for a check?
21:43A baby with the real Mafia heiress could create a strong alliance with one of the major families.
21:50What are you suggesting I do, Antoine?
21:53Kill my unborn child?
21:54Stop listening to your heart.
21:57It's the smart thing to do.
21:59Plus, a girl like that?
22:01She can't handle the-
22:02Enough!
22:06Say those words again,
22:08and I'll rip your fucking tongue out.
22:09Yes, boss.
22:15She isn't a nobody.
22:17I've chosen her.
22:18If anyone has a problem with that,
22:24they can go through me.
22:26Problem with what?
22:27Answer me.
22:54It's none of your business, darling.
22:55Yes, darling.
22:57Last time I checked, I had your business growing inside of me.
23:00No more hiding things.
23:02Fine.
23:04If you insist.
23:06To take a blood oath.
23:15You're not cutting me with that!
23:19We can discuss that after your pregnancy.
23:22But you do have to marry me in a ceremony to show the other bosses.
23:32It's fine.
23:35Just because I'm pregnant with your baby doesn't mean that you can force me into marrying you.
23:39I won't be a part of a family of murderers!
23:41It's a little too late for that, don't you think?
23:44Besides, you'd be stupid not to sign with how much money I'm offering you.
23:48Following the birth of a living heir, Mrs. Peters would be provided with paid living expenses of up to $2.3 million a year.
23:58For full custody of her child?
24:00What?!
24:04What am I?
24:05Some kind of barn animal that you could just keep locked up while I squeeze out babies for you?
24:11My 10 acres Spanish villa is hardly a barn.
24:15And all of this could be yours.
24:18Once I take care of a few problems standing in my way,
24:24I'll build an empire.
24:27And you'll be my queen.
24:28Screw that.
24:30I don't want my child to grow up around murderers.
24:35You're right.
24:37You are dealing with murderers.
24:40And the only option you have is to trust the only person who has a reason to keep you alive.
24:46If my enemies found out that you were in Mafia, they would go after everything and everyone that you love.
24:54Do you really want to see your mommy and daddy jumped into tiny little pieces?
24:59No!
25:00No!
25:02Then do it for them.
25:05Do it for your child.
25:08And as for your opinions, we can work on that.
25:14We might do illegal things.
25:18But we're not evil.
25:25Dangerous, however.
25:28Yes.
25:31So you'll have to learn how to use your gift.
25:33So you'll have to learn how to use your gift.
25:49Ever.
25:50Point that in me.
25:52A gun? I don't want a gun!
25:54I don't care what you want.
25:56The mother of my child is going to be able to protect herself.
25:58I'm a student.
26:01I don't know how.
26:03I've never shot a gun before.
26:05I'll teach you.
26:07You don't become a Mafia boss without learning how to be the best knife anymore.
26:10You're the best knife ever.
26:13Yeah.
26:15Good.
26:17Relax.
26:18Good.
26:19Breathe.
26:20Square your shoulders.
26:22Hey.
26:23Be tense.
26:25Breathe.
26:26There we go.
26:27Good.
26:28Good.
26:29Ready?
26:30Now shoot.
26:31Shoot!
26:32I did that!
26:33I told you.
26:35I intend on keeping you and her child safe with everything in my power.
26:47Have the contract signed this evening.
26:48Give it to Antoine.
26:49Wait.
26:50I still need a minute to think about this.
26:51You can think about it while you're moving into the mansion.
26:52Wait.
26:53How did you guys get my stuff?
26:54Wait.
26:55How did you guys get my stuff?
26:56Your boss is an asshole.
26:57Whether I like it or not.
26:58I know it's not, it's not.
26:59You know, I know.
27:00What are your money doing?
27:01Is there anything I can do to you?
27:02I don't know.
27:03What am I going to be?
27:04Do you want your money?
27:05I want your money to win?
27:06No, I don't want to do that.
27:07You want your money to win?
27:08You're not going to be money for me?
27:09No, no.
27:10It's not being a happy man.
27:11I need your money to win.
27:12I mean, that's not a nightmare.
27:14But it's not a little too.
27:15It's broken.
27:17I'm not going to be the greedy man.
27:19I'm not going to be the same thing when I'm going to do my thing.
27:20I'd be the same.
27:21It's broken.
27:22an asshole.
27:23Whether I like it or not, I have to accept that your father is in the Mafia.
27:30You told me that you didn't want kids!
27:32You probably just didn't want to have them with you!
27:35Who'd want your dorky-ass jeans?
27:38I'll give Dawn Levine a chance.
27:49But only because you deserve a father.
27:55Even if he's a ruthless criminal.
28:12Mr. Levine!
28:19I'll agree to sign your contract.
28:25It's quick for someone so stubborn.
28:28But I'm not surprised.
28:29You're not?
28:30No.
28:31Levines always get what they want.
28:33On one condition.
28:38I want something too.
28:39You don't make the orders?
28:41I'm not going to sit around all day like the world's comfiest prisoner.
28:44If I'm going to be having your baby, then I get to leave whenever I'd like.
28:47You can go wherever you like.
28:49Great!
28:50I plan on finishing my degree.
28:52As long as my security's by your side.
28:55What?
28:56Security?
28:57At school?
28:58I'm already going to be pregnant.
28:59I don't need more attention being drawn to me from a bodyguard.
29:03Then I'll go undercover with you.
29:08You wouldn't.
29:09You don't make the rules, Karen.
29:12So if you really want that degree so badly, then I'm coming with you.
29:32Yes, Don McGeehan.
29:39I don't mind staying in a dorm, you know.
29:43Well, does a dorm room have heated floors?
29:46A sauna?
29:47A masseuse at your call?
29:49Point taken.
29:52That should be all of it.
29:53If you need anything, let Antoine know.
29:58Oh, and...
30:00And...
30:01If word got out that you're not from a mafia family yourself,
30:05the rest of the family wouldn't accept our heirs legitimate.
30:10It is vital that you keep your pregnancy a secret.
30:13Especially from Anita.
30:14I can try.
30:15Who's Anita?
30:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
30:17You must.
30:18Okay?
30:19And...
30:21She's my head of housekeeping.
30:22She has a soft spot for my ex, Lydia.
30:25The Costello family's daughter.
30:26And, uh...
30:27She wants me to take her back after she cheated on me.
30:30Obviously, that's not going to happen.
30:35Great.
30:36Here she comes.
30:39I need a mafia 101.
30:44Anita.
30:46Buongiorno.
30:48Senor.
30:52I see you have a guest.
30:55Will she be staying long?
30:57Anita.
30:59This is my fiancee, Vanessa.
31:01Please make sure she's comfortable.
31:03Fiancee?
31:04But...
31:05But you've never brought her around.
31:08Are you questioning me?
31:10No, senore.
31:13Hi.
31:14I'm Vanessa Peters.
31:15Peters?
31:16I've never heard of a Peters family in the mafia.
31:22Uh...
31:23It's...
31:24It's not.
31:26Then why would the boss bring a non-mafia like you home?
31:32What's going on here?
31:33Uh...
31:34Peters.
31:35It's a fake name.
31:36I had to change my identity.
31:37My family is under investigation.
31:38And which family would that be?
31:40I can't tell you that.
31:41I'll just be going now.
31:42I can take my own things.
31:43A true mafia heiress would never dream of picking up her own bags.
31:47Right.
31:48I knew that.
31:49Which is why you should hurry up and get someone else to do it.
31:50So...
31:51I don't have to.
31:52I know a lying skank when I see one.
31:53She must have fooled Don Levine somehow.
31:55And now she's after the family's fortune.
31:57I'll expose this gull digging whore if it's the last thing I do.
32:00Not so fast, Miss Peters.
32:01Anton has informed me that you will be accompanying Don Levine to each of the major houses.
32:15Then you will need to be briefed on each of the major houses.
32:19So, Don Levine is running for mafia president?
32:25I'm sure he could explain it to me.
32:26Please.
32:27He's too busy to babysit you.
32:30This will be a perfect opportunity for me to test them.
32:33I'm sure he can explain it to me.
32:38Please.
32:39He's too busy to babysit you.
32:42babysit you. This will be a perfect opportunity for me to test, hmm, refresh
32:50your table etiquette as an heiress. Crap, where's Marcello? I'm going to give
32:56everything away. After you, madam.
33:05The Levine clan is one of the oldest families dating back to the 19th century.
33:11For such an old family to have survived this long, the Levines have had to be
33:17ruthless, cold-blooded killers. Loyalty is one of the most important things to this
33:24family. Look, if this is about me snitching, I won't go to the police. I'll
33:30keep my loyalty to Don Levine, I promise.
33:34I don't believe you.
33:41What's that? In exchange for Don Levine's protection, you must swear yourself into this
33:52family. Because you're an outsider, you must consume his blood. You're crazy. It's a 200-year-old
34:02tradition, and you will follow it.
34:09If word got out that you're not from a mafia family yourself, the rest of the family wouldn't
34:13accept our heirs legitimate. It is vital that you keep your pregnancy a secret, especially
34:18from Anita.
34:25What do I tell this crazy woman without revealing I'm pregnant?
34:29I'm sorry I'm not in the mood. A true mafia heiress would understand the importance of a blood
34:48ritual. Unless, of course, you're an imposter after the Don's money.
34:54I'm not after his money! Then you think you're too good to drink the Don's blood?
35:01Drink it, you ungrateful bitch!
35:05No! Please! Please! No! Please! No!
35:13Did you not hear my fiance?
35:24I'm sorry, Don Levine. I was just trying to make sure she was a real...
35:28Real what? A real heiress? Are you saying I'm too stupid to know who I'm marrying?
35:37No, Don. I'm terribly sorry.
35:40No, don't apologize to me. Apologize to the lady of this home.
35:45But, Don, there's something not right about her.
35:49Fucker, I gave you a chance.
35:53No! No, Levine, no!
35:56Marcelo, that's enough!
35:57No, no, no, no. Don't be sorry for her, okay?
35:59I'm going to kill her, not you.
36:01Besides, she deserves it for questioning me.
36:07I mean it. She's just trying to protect the Levine family.
36:10Forgive me. I should have never doubted you, madam.
36:26Get up.
36:31Just make sure that my room is ready by the time I get back from class.
36:35She's kind and fair. She'll make a good queen and an even better mother.
36:44Wait, hold on. Class? After the day you've had?
36:48Unfortunately, my professors aren't going to care that my Mafia's housekeeper almost killed my unborn child.
36:54Well, here. Treat yourself. As an apology.
37:05The demon side of me? I don't feel so alone anymore.
37:26Shit. I can't let them see me paying for my classes with Don Levine's credit card.
37:32Look who came crawling back to campus.
37:55At your string for classes?
37:57Yes, 18 credits.
37:58All right. That's a full semester.
38:02How will you be paying?
38:03A credit card, please.
38:04What you got there?
38:05Hey!
38:07You know they don't accept hooking as a way of paying around here, right?
38:11The Levine family?
38:13The Levines?
38:15The ones that run organized crime in this city.
38:18Well, how'd you steal this?
38:20It was given to me.
38:23By who? A thug you sucked off in exchange for tuition?
38:26Classic Vanessa.
38:30I am so glad that I stopped hitting that trashy fucking freak.
38:35Feelings mutual, assholes. Now give me back my credit card!
38:39I guess you do have to care about classes when you're not the type of girl a guy would want to marry.
38:56Show her where sharp your ring is, babe.
39:01Good idea!
39:03Maybe she'll see the fuck off campus after I show her this lesson.
39:11That's what a real diamond feels like. Now you know.
39:14Who the hell do you think you are pushing my fiancee around?
39:22Now, I don't mind to hit girls, but an ugly fucking troll like you...
39:27Fair game.
39:30Babe!
39:31What?
39:32Any last words?
39:37Please go.
39:42Actually, you know what?
39:44I would enjoy this some more, huh?
39:45You're a Levine.
39:55Fuck!
39:57I'm not a Levine.
39:59I'm THE Don Levine.
40:01And you both just put your hands on my fucking fiancee.
40:05We don't even know who your fiancee is!
40:08Right here, idiots!
40:11You're sleeping with a gangster?
40:18Mr. Levine, there has to be some mistake.
40:21She's his psycho ex.
40:23Psycho, huh?
40:25I'll show you, psycho.
40:27Please stop!
40:29There's been some kind of...
40:31No, she's my ex.
40:32Why would a man so is refined, connected if you pick something like her?
40:41Oh!
40:43If she got pregnant, she wouldn't even know who the father is.
40:51Alright, fun's over.
40:53I'm tired of you lowlifes insulting my future wife.
40:56She was trying my kid just a few days ago.
40:59Yeah, I upgraded, Marcus.
41:00Turns out, I found a real man.
41:03Not some loser with limp dick syndrome.
41:06Oh, shut the fuck up!
41:07You shut the fuck up!
41:09They're not worth the trouble, Marcelo.
41:13Football player, huh?
41:15What?
41:16Let me guess, you're his slutty little cheerleader?
41:18Classic.
41:20What, and I bet you two dream of going to the NFL one day too, huh?
41:23At least we are who we say we are.
41:25Come on, Marcus.
41:27There's no way he's really mafia.
41:28It's just this bitch, Vanessa, thinking we're stupid enough to believe the city's richest man would even look at her.
41:36I don't dream of going to the NFL.
41:39I am going to the NFL.
41:40I'm taking my beautiful fiancé with me.
41:41So, you two losers, you can enjoy, pretend to be rich, but I'm actually going to go and make millions.
41:51I'm not a real Levine, huh?
41:52Fine.
41:53You.
41:54Put me on the phone with the dean.
41:55Seriously?
41:56Give it up.
41:57It's over.
41:58Stop wasting everyone's time with your D-list acting.
41:59Oh, yes.
42:00Mr. Levine, the dean will be with you immediately.
42:01He's been meaning to thank you for your generous donation.
42:02Hello, Dean.
42:03Mr. Levine's in your office.
42:04What donation?
42:05You can't be serious.
42:07Vanessa, call him off.
42:09You're wasting everyone's time with your D-list acting.
42:11Oh, yes.
42:14Mr. Levine, the dean will be with you immediately.
42:17He's been meaning to thank you for your generous donation.
42:20Hello, dean.
42:21Mr. Levine's in your office.
42:25What donation?
42:26You can't be serious.
42:28Vanessa, call him off.
42:29Relax.
42:31There's no way a real mafia boss would choose her.
42:35Listen, Levine.
42:37Why didn't you let us know that you'd be on campus today?
42:39I would have given you the tour myself.
42:42No need.
42:43But can you please explain to me why your star quarterback and cheer captain
42:47assaulted my fiancee?
42:49They what?
42:54Vanessa, call him off.
42:55We're sorry.
42:57We can talk about this.
42:59Please.
43:00Well, you're not going to do anything about it.
43:03I guess I'll sue the campus.
43:05Or, I mean, I'll revoke my $10 million donation.
43:09Why not both?
43:10You two idiots know who you just messed with?
43:13We were just messing around.
43:16Things got out of hand, sir.
43:19Vanessa, we're sorry.
43:21Yeah.
43:22Please call him off.
43:23I'm sorry for cheating on you.
43:26I'm sorry.
43:28Leave the Don's fiancee alone, you clowns.
43:31You're both a spin.
43:32You, you're off the cheer squad.
43:34And you, my star quarterback, you're binge.
43:36Expelled.
43:38I want him expelled.
43:40Of course.
43:41I'll find a new quarterback.
43:43Anything for you, Don Levine.
43:45Thank you for your continued support of our school.
43:47If I was you, I'd be kissing the crowd of Don and his fiancee.
43:50Walk on!
43:55It's my senior year.
43:57I'm getting my playtime.
43:59You know what?
44:01I don't need this shit.
44:02You don't run the fucking NFL, buddy.
44:05I'm already drafted.
44:06So that means every Sunday, I'm going to be on the TV playing for the motherfucking
44:10LA Rams, you goddamn piece of shit.
44:16Coach Alvin?
44:22Hello?
44:23Yeah.
44:24This is Don Levine.
44:26Wait.
44:27Just stop.
44:29Actually, I am a bit disappointed.
44:31Your new draft pick, Marcus, he assaulted my fiancee.
44:35Unfortunately, I can no longer support the team financially.
44:39Don Levine, I'll revoke that asshole's offer myself.
44:43Wait, wait.
44:43Coach Alvin, I can explain.
44:45I...
44:48You asshole!
44:50Well, I'm not the one who started it, but I'm going to be the one who finishes it.
44:54And you guys can remember that when all you're doing at football games is selling hot dogs
44:58and filling water bottles.
45:00No.
45:01Please.
45:02Vanessa, stop him.
45:04We'll do anything.
45:06You both had no problem ruining my life and forcing me to start over.
45:09Now you get a taste of your own medicine.
45:11You bitch.
45:13Say another fucking word.
45:19And I'll kill you both.
45:21Go.
45:22Get the fuck out of here.
45:23Hey.
45:24You bitch.
45:30That was amazing.
45:32How do you know the coach of the LA Rams?
45:34I'm sorry I had you calling that huge favor.
45:36Baby, I own the Rams.
45:38I own the Giants.
45:39And I'm working on the Niners.
45:41And it's my job now to keep you safe.
45:43safe. And I will destroy anyone who tries to hurt you. Let's go.
45:55Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? I'm walking you to class. Okay, I'm here but
46:01you can't go in there dressed like that. Like what? Like a criminal. Now leave.
46:13I don't think you should tell a criminal what to do. Fine. But go in five minutes after
46:20so that way it doesn't look like we're together.
46:38If that's our professor, I'd do things to him for extra credit.
46:42Did you see the veins in his arms? I'd totally hit that even if he failed me.
46:46You mean Grandpa back there? He's not that hot.
46:50Grandpa's buffer than you. Those abs are so not worth it.
46:54What?
46:56Uh, nothing. I didn't say anything. Sorry.
47:01Hey! She looks oddly familiar, don't you guys think?
47:05Yeah.
47:08I swear I don't know any of you guys, okay? Just please give me a bath.
47:12Shut up, bitch. You're hurting me.
47:16I remember now. You're the one who got our quarterback expelled.
47:20And our squad captain. Duh.
47:23We should have recognized this rat the moment she crawled into our classroom.
47:26We can't let a rat get away with crushing our class, can we?
47:30Please, please, please, no. I didn't do anything. I swear.
47:34Why don't you give the rat some whiskers?
47:36That way everyone knows she's a fucking snitch.
47:39Wait, wait. She sold her eggs, right?
47:43Idiot.
47:44That's right. Gosh, good thing she can't have any more little rat babies.
47:49You're a kicker, right?
47:50Yes.
47:51Why don't we make sure by giving her a good punt in the stomach?
47:53No. No. No. Please.
47:55Please.
48:00Please, somebody help.
48:03Please.
48:04This is remarkable.
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