Junk Funk

Al Dionisio

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00:00Ah, drink the tea in China.

00:02Hey, you eat it like a cow, but I can't explain how, because your brain is about the size of a pea.

00:10I like that, nice. Everybody around me eat rice, like my ancestors, the Filipinos.

00:17You eat beans, and that's all you eat.

00:19Get your ass for what you feed.

00:22I'm the thing. Everybody knows I got rings.

00:26That's not like tangible. A tangerine dude eating those.

00:30Hey, I got some oranges. Will you change for the rhyme, or will it change you?

00:34Or this, or that.

00:36Maybe because I'm wired from drinking the monster all night.

00:39Maybe because we should meet again.

00:41Have a meeting with coffee. Stimulate me. Hate me.

00:44Whatever you like to. Debate me in your meetings.

00:47Just to grate me. Grate me like cheese.

00:51The wrong thing. Are you gonna blame me? Or are you gonna sing the song again?

00:54Everybody come around when they have to.

00:56Not when they want to. That's the first problem. I got 90 out of them.

00:58Holla, if you got a dollar, then give it to the pole man.

01:00If you got a hundred, give it to the sky man.

01:03So, I'll bring the cream from the cow. I'll show you the know-how.

01:05And put it to your heads aloud.

01:06If you don't think it. If you wanna have beef with me, you can just cook it.

01:08Like ribs, or the loins. You can do it and destroy it.

01:11Advice, I don't need it. Acting right, ya be it.

01:14Alex D, in the light.

01:16Yo, I'm nice with the rice that I've eaten.

01:18You are not nice like the garden of Eden.

01:21Backpacks. Think of rats. Think of what they eat.

01:33What you eat, it's a mystery meat.

01:37Didn't I tell you?

01:39For my poor eyes.

01:42Big hot dogs and big cakes. Eat and get large, pop.

01:45Where are your peoples at?

01:47You put your damn damn in the fridge, put it.

01:49You wanna put your damn hand on it,

01:52and you'll be melted, and the skeletons will show, and I'll have it.

01:54You see the rabbit? It's on the plate. I'mma have it for dinner.

01:57Even though I eat too much,

01:59it's carted away like a dead shit.

02:01And he tied up his helpers,

02:05and he held the elf hostage.

02:08And he ground up or ruled off into reindeer sausage.

02:17He got dessert and bread dessert.

02:21When an old German...

02:23Last one, the first one. This is the first time we keep doing.

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