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Junk Funk
Al Dionisio
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2 days ago
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00:00
Ah, drink the tea in China.
00:02
Hey, you eat it like a cow, but I can't explain how, because your brain is about the size of a pea.
00:10
I like that, nice. Everybody around me eat rice, like my ancestors, the Filipinos.
00:17
You eat beans, and that's all you eat.
00:19
Get your ass for what you feed.
00:22
I'm the thing. Everybody knows I got rings.
00:26
That's not like tangible. A tangerine dude eating those.
00:30
Hey, I got some oranges. Will you change for the rhyme, or will it change you?
00:34
Or this, or that.
00:36
Maybe because I'm wired from drinking the monster all night.
00:39
Maybe because we should meet again.
00:41
Have a meeting with coffee. Stimulate me. Hate me.
00:44
Whatever you like to. Debate me in your meetings.
00:47
Just to grate me. Grate me like cheese.
00:51
The wrong thing. Are you gonna blame me? Or are you gonna sing the song again?
00:54
Everybody come around when they have to.
00:56
Not when they want to. That's the first problem. I got 90 out of them.
00:58
Holla, if you got a dollar, then give it to the pole man.
01:00
If you got a hundred, give it to the sky man.
01:03
So, I'll bring the cream from the cow. I'll show you the know-how.
01:05
And put it to your heads aloud.
01:06
If you don't think it. If you wanna have beef with me, you can just cook it.
01:08
Like ribs, or the loins. You can do it and destroy it.
01:11
Advice, I don't need it. Acting right, ya be it.
01:14
Alex D, in the light.
01:16
Yo, I'm nice with the rice that I've eaten.
01:18
You are not nice like the garden of Eden.
01:21
Backpacks. Think of rats. Think of what they eat.
01:33
What you eat, it's a mystery meat.
01:37
Didn't I tell you?
01:39
For my poor eyes.
01:42
Big hot dogs and big cakes. Eat and get large, pop.
01:45
Where are your peoples at?
01:47
You put your damn damn in the fridge, put it.
01:49
You wanna put your damn hand on it,
01:52
and you'll be melted, and the skeletons will show, and I'll have it.
01:54
You see the rabbit? It's on the plate. I'mma have it for dinner.
01:57
Even though I eat too much,
01:59
it's carted away like a dead shit.
02:01
And he tied up his helpers,
02:05
and he held the elf hostage.
02:08
And he ground up or ruled off into reindeer sausage.
02:17
He got dessert and bread dessert.
02:21
When an old German...
02:23
Last one, the first one. This is the first time we keep doing.
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