Who's The Jerk, Chicken?

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00:00You're a jerk. You're a jerk. You're a jerk. You're a jerk.

00:06Tell me cuz I'm curious. Have you ever heard my jams before? Is that cancer or is it just a canker sore?

00:11Cantankerous, they've never ever had anger before. So they're not furious. Their OS doesn't support my grand accord.

00:17What's the difference between a dessert chef and a drug dealer? Nothing. Do you do it once in a while or is it constant?

00:22I see you seek to make people pleased and smile, butt kid. Do that shit the vegan version and maybe we can talk then.

00:28Do you beat off to the sound of drums? To what extent? And do you ogle pictures of little kids? That's disturbing and disgusting.

00:34That profession then, it must be a great blessing for you. Otherwise, to your own devices, you'd be obsessing on fools all on your devices.

00:41Tell me, what exactly were you sent or put here to do? If you know it, that's where you get your real high, hot air balloon.

00:47Weed makes you less ambitious. Take it from me, it slows you down. You're already in stasis, stationary.

00:53Be careful what you wish for. Sniff up or inject up. Cause I'm telling you, my pen is always ready with paper. Stationary.

00:59Let's not beat around the bush. Why do you exist? Is it just to get high? You must want to die. What is your aversion to life?

01:06I guess it's true. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. And you can't teach a robo how to think like a human being.

01:12Does your robo flow or does it sink in the sewage stream? On this rocket, I've only spotted a few that have not been pulled underneath.

01:19But we'll get there if only just one. Me. Repeat after me. There will only ever be just one me.

01:26Try not copying these retarded morons just once and you'll see what I mean.

01:42Open it.

01:57Uff?