- 6/30/2025
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00:00:00Oh my god, I wonder if she's like, has a sound system.
00:00:19I wonder if she's like, what is this?
00:00:37I can't stand up with you.
00:00:39I can't stand up with you.
00:00:41You can't stand up with me.
00:00:45I've got to bring it back.
00:00:47I don't know.
00:00:49I'm going to do it really well.
00:00:51I'm going to go in because I can't stand up with me.
00:00:53You can't stand up with me.
00:00:55You're not coming.
00:00:57I'm going to turn right over.
00:00:59I'm going to go in there now.
00:01:01I'm going to turn it over.
00:01:03Oh my god.
00:01:05You can do it.
00:01:07Hurry up.
00:01:09You're slow.
00:01:11I need to cut you over here.
00:01:13Okay, get me.
00:01:19You're so good.
00:01:23I'm so fucked up!
00:01:31So what do I get if I find him?
00:01:35You find him?
00:01:37You give me a reason not to strain your fat ass out trying the middle of the fucking night.
00:01:42But I get to like watch each other, right?
00:01:44Watch?
00:01:47She's my girlfriend, Juggs.
00:01:49I'm your best friend, Mike.
00:01:51We're going after a bus full of hot schoolgirls and all you're concerned about is peeking in on me and Steph.
00:01:57Aim higher.
00:01:59So if you find him, you get to do anything?
00:02:05Penal?
00:02:07I know what you meant, man!
00:02:09Dude, is this a real gun?
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12Put that the fuck away!
00:02:13What are you doing with that?
00:02:14That's my dad!
00:02:15Put it away!
00:02:16Drive around with a fucking loaded gun?
00:02:18You think I'm crazy?
00:02:20Look for those panties instead of your fucking bullshit!
00:02:24You want some peanut butter?
00:02:25No.
00:02:26Come on.
00:02:27Get the fuck off me.
00:02:28Turn the butter in the oven.
00:02:29You want some peanut butter?
00:02:30No.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Get the fuck off me.
00:02:33Turn the butter in the oven.
00:02:34I got him.
00:02:35Get the fuck off me.
00:02:36Turn the butter in the oven.
00:02:37I got him.
00:02:39I'm going to drive all my hands on the real land
00:02:41And I'm gonna stop that you're all me losing
00:02:43So fucked up and I can't sleep
00:02:46So fucked up and I can't sleep
00:02:48So fucked up and I can't sleep
00:02:49So fucked up and I can't sleep
00:02:51So fucked up and I can't sleep
00:02:53So in charge
00:02:53I got him
00:02:55I got him
00:02:56Oh shit
00:02:57Oh shit
00:02:57Yes
00:03:01I didn't like that
00:03:02You like that?
00:03:03Yeah!
00:03:03You fat fuck?
00:03:04Let's get out of here
00:03:05Come on
00:03:05Step
00:03:08Woo!
00:03:09Here I come!
00:03:29Ow! Stop it!
00:03:31Ow!
00:03:33Let's go!
00:03:35Ow!
00:03:39There's that picture of Steph anyway.
00:03:59Oh my god.
00:04:01What the fuck, man?
00:04:03Let's just keepin' it warm.
00:04:05Fuck.
00:04:07Dude, you owe me for gas money too.
00:04:11Gas money?
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:15Juggs, you siphoned that shit out of your fucking mother's tank.
00:04:19Snatch at 5 o'clock.
00:04:21Are you right over there?
00:04:23No, this chick, dude. We gotta go.
00:04:33I've got a three-way.
00:04:35Fuck out, man.
00:04:37Okay, a two-way?
00:04:39Dude, shut up!
00:04:41Let's take a look.
00:04:43I'm Juggs, I drink Juggs and booze.
00:04:45Fuck!
00:04:46Fuck!
00:04:47Fuck!
00:04:48Fuck!
00:04:49Fuck!
00:04:58What the fuck?!
00:05:00Fuck!
00:05:01Fuck!
00:05:02What the fuck, you crazy bitch?!
00:05:04Fuck!
00:05:05Fuck!
00:05:10You fucking bitch!
00:05:11You crazy fucker!
00:05:13You crazy fucker!
00:05:14I don't know.
00:07:44All the way through, show me that power.
00:08:02Nice.
00:08:03Good.
00:08:05All right, let's see some kicks.
00:08:09Crescent.
00:08:11Again, crescent.
00:08:13All right.
00:08:14Roundhouse.
00:08:19That's good.
00:08:21Let me show you something.
00:08:23When you're chambering the kick, you really got to pivot, okay?
00:08:27You got to use this leg and pivot, all right?
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:32Quit goofing around.
00:08:33You want to learn this or not?
00:08:36All right.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:40Let's go.
00:08:41Let's see you.
00:08:41Come on.
00:08:42Right here.
00:08:43This one.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:44Yeah, pivot all the way through.
00:08:47If you don't, you're going to break your ankle, all right?
00:08:49Come on.
00:08:50Stop.
00:08:52Seriously, do you want to learn this or not, okay?
00:08:55Hey, you got something on your back.
00:08:57Oh.
00:08:58Oh, me.
00:09:06Hey.
00:09:09Hey.
00:09:10Hey.
00:09:12Just so you know, you'll never be able to take your big brother.
00:09:16Hey.
00:09:17Hello.
00:09:17How you doing?
00:09:19You're sweaty.
00:09:20Cool.
00:09:21I get it.
00:09:22All right, we're going to check on Kevin, okay?
00:09:28Always aim for the nose, okay?
00:09:33Actually, you should punch him in the throat.
00:09:35You can fight through a broken nose, but you can't fight if you can't breathe.
00:09:40I'm teaching him how to defend himself without going to jail.
00:09:44Well, Rusty taught me how to finish my opponent before the fight started.
00:09:48He'd say, once you know how to end it, you can choose when to end it.
00:09:53Teach him right and let mercy be at his discretion.
00:09:55Or, I can teach him how to punch and let him decide where to punch.
00:09:59Oh, Barney, you big softy.
00:10:02That's why Rusty would kick your ass.
00:10:04I'd probably fight Rusty a lot different than I would fight a nine-year-old.
00:10:08Well, that's the difference between you and Rusty.
00:10:10He would probably fight you the exact same way he would fight a nine-year-old.
00:10:15Izzy, you're an idiot.
00:10:19I was just kidding, Big Barn.
00:10:21He knows that.
00:10:22Come on, get him up.
00:10:23Little boots.
00:10:25Who are you afraid of?
00:10:27I'm going to go wash up.
00:10:29Thanks, Big Barn.
00:10:30Hey, be ready by 7 o'clock.
00:10:32We'll have breakfast before school.
00:10:33Okay.
00:10:35Who's he afraid of?
00:10:37I saw a kid giving him a hard time when I pulled up.
00:10:39When he saw me, he took off.
00:10:47So, how's school?
00:10:50Everything's fine.
00:10:51I can handle this myself.
00:10:52Not for nothing, but maybe that's why you got beat up.
00:11:15Can't you play baseball or something?
00:11:17By the time I was your age, I was already hunting with Rusty.
00:11:25Good for you.
00:11:31How come Rusty hasn't called in so long?
00:11:33He called last week.
00:11:34Yeah, but he always seems to call when I'm at school or out with Barn.
00:11:39It's really tough over there right now, especially for his unit.
00:11:43And in all fairness, how is Rusty supposed to know when you're out with Barn?
00:11:47He writes pretty often, doesn't he?
00:11:50I guess.
00:11:51But Daryl's dad is stationed there too, and he writes...
00:11:57Daryl's dad's a faggot, so there's nothing else for him to do!
00:12:00Rusty is the greatest marine that's ever lived!
00:12:02Don't fuck Daryl and his dad!
00:12:04Hope you don't decorate your bonsai tree like your Christmas tree.
00:12:19Poor thing groaning from all the wait.
00:12:22Please no more.
00:12:28Can't hold on much longer.
00:12:52Just out of curiosity, why didn't you tell me you wanted to learn how to fight?
00:13:01Is it because I'm a girl?
00:13:04What?
00:13:04Am I too hard on you?
00:13:08How about some cake?
00:13:19Do you think I get on Barney's nerves?
00:13:22No, do you?
00:13:24I don't know.
00:13:26Sometimes I just think he hangs out around here because he thinks I have no friends.
00:13:32Does he ever consider it with Barney that has no friends?
00:13:36Dad and him are best friends.
00:13:38I mean best friends ever.
00:13:41And that's why it's important to Barn to make sure we're okay.
00:13:44He introduced Mom and Dad.
00:13:46Did you know that?
00:13:52I know Rusty reminds him of Dad a lot.
00:13:56And Barney wouldn't hang out with you a little bit unless he wanted to.
00:14:00But Barney does what he wants to do.
00:14:05Hey.
00:14:06Izzy, we need to talk.
00:14:28I'm joining the Marines.
00:14:37I wanted to join three years ago, but I wanted to be here for you and Kevin.
00:14:41I know Barney pays me pretty decent down at the shop, but he overpays me.
00:14:49And he doesn't even really need the help to begin with.
00:14:51It's borderline charity.
00:14:54With the signing bonus and the job training I'm receiving in the Corps, I'll do it.
00:14:57Look, sis.
00:15:05I stepped up as head of this household.
00:15:08I would have enlisted right out of high school.
00:15:12I need you to step up now.
00:15:15I mean, Kevin's five.
00:15:17You know, with him in school, it's like free daycare and I'll be sending money home.
00:15:25Is that you don't want to look after Kevin?
00:15:26I love Little Boots and I will always be here for him.
00:15:30Well, then what is it?
00:15:32I mean, am I supposed to just stay here too?
00:15:35Yes.
00:15:36We could raise him together like our son.
00:15:44Or family.
00:15:56I mean, I don't have a name for him.
00:16:02I think Molly I love was just by Isaac and Will.
00:16:18And we're talking with him.
00:16:19So we don't have a problem.
00:16:20I don't know.
00:16:50I don't know.
00:17:20I don't know.
00:17:50and of course I missed him.
00:17:53I spoke to him in almost a year.
00:17:57He always seems to call when I'm not there.
00:18:00I think he's mad at me.
00:18:01No way.
00:18:03You're too young to remember this,
00:18:04but he has to take you everywhere.
00:18:06That's what Izzy says.
00:18:08But when I told her that other kids
00:18:10have relatives who are also in the war
00:18:12and come back and say hello,
00:18:15she went nuts.
00:18:17Yeah, but she's been working really hard
00:18:19to provide for both of you.
00:18:20It's been really hard on her.
00:18:23Yeah, but she seems to freak out
00:18:25over really weird things.
00:18:27She's a girl.
00:18:29That's what they do.
00:18:30They freak out over weird things.
00:18:32How you feeling?
00:18:34Better.
00:18:35What are you going to do when you see this kid?
00:18:37Nothing.
00:18:39Not unless he starts with me again.
00:18:43His name is Tommy.
00:18:45The bully.
00:18:46I think he kidnapped Edward Wellen,
00:18:49my teacher's pet rat.
00:18:51My teacher, Mr. Putzky,
00:18:53would always bring his rat to school with him.
00:18:56And then sometime during lunch a couple of weeks ago,
00:18:58the rat disappeared.
00:19:00Not just the rat,
00:19:01the entire rat cage.
00:19:03Mr. Putzky's been really upset ever since.
00:19:07I think he thinks it's Tommy, too,
00:19:09but he never says so.
00:19:12Every day he's asked if anyone knows anything,
00:19:14but nobody does.
00:19:16I think Tommy does.
00:19:18All right, class.
00:19:34I want you all to enjoy your Christmas vacations
00:19:37and give my best to your families.
00:19:41Oh, wait one moment, please.
00:19:45As you all know,
00:19:48Edward Wellen has been missing for 12 days now.
00:19:53Should anyone
00:19:54have any information regarding his whereabouts,
00:19:59there will be no punishment.
00:20:09I just want him back.
00:20:11I just want him back.
00:20:11I'm sure he'll turn up.
00:20:37I hope so, Kevin.
00:20:38You know, Eddie's not a class pet.
00:20:44He's my friend.
00:20:47I would only bring him here
00:20:48so that he wouldn't be cooped up alone
00:20:51when I was here.
00:20:56Merry Christmas.
00:20:58Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:08Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:16Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:17Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:18Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:19Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:20Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:21Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:22Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:23Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:24Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:25Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:26Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:27Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:28Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:29Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:30Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:31Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:32Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:33Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:34Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:35Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:36Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:37Merry Christmas, Kevin.
00:21:38I'm taking Edward Whelan back to Mr. Puzzle.
00:22:05You are?
00:22:06How?
00:22:08What are you doing?
00:22:10Keeping track of my experiment.
00:22:12What experiment?
00:22:14To see how long a rat can live without food or water.
00:22:17It's been 12 days.
00:22:19Stop it.
00:22:20Give him something to eat.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:22We'll feed him your face.
00:22:26Get off of me.
00:22:29Get off of me.
00:22:30Get off of me.
00:22:32Get the sister.
00:22:33Edward Whelan, I presume?
00:22:42Do you want me to hunt them down?
00:22:45I have to get him back to Mr. Puzzle.
00:22:48Actually, I think Barnes is waiting for you out front of school.
00:22:51Why don't you go with him?
00:22:52I'll bring Puzzle as a rat.
00:22:55Okay.
00:22:56And tell him it was Tommy who stole him.
00:22:58And tell him that he was starving him this whole time.
00:23:02Are you sure you want to be the one to tell him who did it?
00:23:05No.
00:23:06Besides, if I tell him that they were starving him, I think it'd make him cry.
00:23:11I'll feed the rat.
00:23:13You go catch up with Barnes.
00:23:15What are you going to tell him?
00:23:17Nothing.
00:23:18I'm just going to leave him on his front door.
00:23:20Return him anonymously.
00:23:22That way you don't get stuck answering questions, explaining all this.
00:23:26And Mr. Whelan will be the only rat in your class.
00:23:30Thanks.
00:23:40Barty, guess what?
00:23:46I helped rescue Mr. Whelan.
00:23:48Your teacher?
00:23:49No, his rat.
00:23:51I followed Tommy.
00:23:52That's a bully kid.
00:23:53And his friends.
00:23:54And I found where they were keeping him.
00:23:55Did you kick Timmy's ass?
00:23:58Tommy.
00:23:59No.
00:24:00Rudy and Cordy grabbed me.
00:24:01But I did stand up to them.
00:24:02And when Izzy showed up, they ran like chickens.
00:24:05That's where Izzy a few minutes ago.
00:24:07Is she taking you home today?
00:24:08No, she's feeding Mr. Whelan.
00:24:09What?
00:24:15You starve an animal almost to death.
00:24:17You change his temperament.
00:24:19Give him a mean streak.
00:24:20Makes him more aggressive.
00:24:24But I doubt that'll happen because you saved him in time.
00:24:30You think so?
00:24:32Yeah, besides, Izzy's feeding him.
00:24:34He'll be fine.
00:24:35You sure you don't want to give him back to your teacher?
00:24:38No.
00:24:38Izzy's going to send it mon-
00:24:40Anonymously.
00:24:43Mm-hmm.
00:24:44Probably for the best.
00:24:45Right.
00:24:49Ready to go?
00:24:50Uh-huh.
00:24:51Come on.
00:24:51Heard you lost your rap.
00:25:15Oh, hello, Izzy.
00:25:17It's so sad.
00:25:26Make sure you take better care of my brother than you did your rat.
00:25:35Are you threatening me?
00:25:36Youesh.
00:25:48Oi.
00:25:50Hi.
00:25:52Bye.
00:25:53Oh
00:25:57Oh
00:26:01Oh
00:26:05Oh
00:26:07Oh
00:26:09Oh
00:26:11Oh
00:26:13Oh
00:26:19Oh
00:26:21Oh
00:26:41Kid if you run I will mow you down like a weed do you understand?
00:26:45What's your name?
00:26:49Rudy
00:26:59You gotta be kidding me
00:27:01My kid brother is getting bullied?
00:27:03By Rudy?
00:27:05Alright Rudy, what's your friend's name?
00:27:07Dummy
00:27:09Not him, he's in the trunk
00:27:11The other one
00:27:15Cory
00:27:17Rudy and Cory?
00:27:19I don't know which one's worse
00:27:21Where does Cory live?
00:27:23It's like more than Ellen
00:27:25Rudy, why are you so quick to give up your friends?
00:27:29Kinda fucking-
00:27:31What else could Rudy be short for?
00:27:33It must be tough having that kind of name
00:27:35Especially this time of the year
00:27:37The most wonderful time of the year
00:28:03So what are you gonna get your dad for his birthday?
00:28:15Does he need any tools?
00:28:17I don't know
00:28:19Why don't you make him something?
00:28:21You're good at that
00:28:23What do I make him?
00:28:25Hmm, I'll have to think about it
00:28:27If you wanna help out, why don't you go get me some more hay?
00:28:31Good
00:28:45If you scream, I will smack your neck and pitch work your mom
00:28:55Get your hands up
00:28:57Would Rusty really go for the throat?
00:28:59Not usually
00:29:01Kevin
00:29:03If you punch someone in the throat, you can kill them
00:29:05It's a last resort
00:29:07Your dad was a marine
00:29:09He taught Rusty how to fight like a marine
00:29:11He's the reason Rusty became a marine
00:29:14Sometimes you have no choice but to use violence
00:29:17But you have to be careful not to cross the line
00:29:20So why did Rusty teach Izzy all that stuff?
00:29:22Cause she's a girl
00:29:24And Rusty never wanted her to take chances if she was in danger
00:29:26That and because she's so short
00:29:28She can't reach any higher than the throat
00:29:36Don't tell her I said that
00:29:38Seriously
00:29:40So what's the deal?
00:29:42Your parents beat you?
00:29:46Is that it?
00:29:48You're abused or something?
00:29:52You seem to have it pretty good at home
00:29:54Are you just a little asshole?
00:29:56You seem like the ringleader
00:29:58I know Rudy here isn't
00:30:00Why were you starving the rat?
00:30:02Curiosity?
00:30:03To feel powerful?
00:30:04Why?
00:30:06And don't tell me what you think I want to hear
00:30:10Be honest
00:30:12Did you ever kill anything before?
00:30:28He burns ants
00:30:32He burns ants.
00:30:36They're ants. I didn't think they counted.
00:30:40They count, Tommy. They count.
00:30:46Do you burn ants too?
00:30:49No.
00:30:53So you like to torture things smaller than you.
00:30:57Is that why you torment my brother?
00:30:59No, we were just messing around.
00:31:03Ask him.
00:31:06I know. You're the school bully, big kids.
00:31:11No.
00:31:13Billy McCannis refused to let Tommy ride his bike.
00:31:17Tommy grabbed the handlebars, but Billy hit him, and he didn't do anything back.
00:31:25There's nothing wrong with hurting things smaller than you.
00:31:30Providing you also take on things bigger than you.
00:31:34Then size is irrelevant.
00:31:38Cowards lay in wait for weak prey.
00:31:42Bullies.
00:31:44They really make me sick.
00:31:49Tommy, are you still gonna be a bully?
00:31:52Tommy?
00:31:58No.
00:32:00Good.
00:32:02Bring him to the water, and you stay here.
00:32:06All right, Tommy.
00:32:07Drowning puppies is the next logical move on your inevitable path, but we're gonna skip ahead a few steps.
00:32:21Bring him to the water.
00:32:23What are you doing?
00:32:25What are you doing?
00:32:27What are you doing?
00:32:29What are you doing?
00:32:31What are you doing?
00:32:33What are you doing?
00:32:34What are you doing?
00:32:35What are you doing?
00:32:36What are you doing?
00:32:38What are you doing, Santa?
00:32:40What are you doing?
00:33:06What are you doing?
00:33:12Alright, Tommy.
00:33:15Come get this one.
00:33:18What?
00:33:19Thought you were special?
00:33:21Thought we were buddies?
00:33:30Just let your friends throw.
00:33:33She's told.
00:33:34Only one of you has been telling me.
00:33:38Please.
00:33:39Please don't do it.
00:33:40Do it!
00:33:53You never saw it coming.
00:33:54You didn't even have a chance.
00:33:56Well, aren't you going to do something about it?
00:34:00Your friend is suffering.
00:34:02Put him out of his misery.
00:34:13You need to go first.
00:34:14Okay.
00:34:15Where have you been?
00:34:16Did you eat?
00:34:17No.
00:34:18I bought some pizzas.
00:34:19They're in the kitchen.
00:34:20There should be some left over.
00:34:21I'm good, thanks.
00:34:22Almost time for bag little boots.
00:34:23But there's no school tomorrow.
00:34:24Well, that's why you're allowed to stay up until almost 1am.
00:34:26Alright.
00:34:27I gotta get going too.
00:34:28How much do I owe you for the pizzas?
00:34:29Don't worry about it.
00:34:30Don't worry about it.
00:34:31I'm good.
00:34:32I'm good, thanks.
00:34:33Almost time for bag little boots.
00:34:34But there's no school tomorrow.
00:34:36Well, that's why you're allowed to stay up until almost 1am.
00:34:39Alright.
00:34:40I gotta get going too.
00:34:42How much do I owe you for the pizzas?
00:34:44Don't worry about it.
00:34:45Get out of here.
00:34:46It's not your responsibility to always buy dinner for me and my brother.
00:35:02You babysat Kev.
00:35:03The least I can do is cover dinner.
00:35:07Thanks again, Barn.
00:35:11Seriously, I really appreciate it.
00:35:14No problem.
00:35:15Rusty really appreciates it too.
00:35:22How is Rusty?
00:35:25Good.
00:35:26Good.
00:35:27You're a good man, Barney.
00:35:45You guys are not good, Jeff.
00:35:56I'm not gonna click on it.
00:35:57I'm not going to click on it.
00:35:58I'm not gonna click on it.
00:36:00You know, I'm going to click on it.
00:36:01I'm not going to click on it.
00:36:02Weren't you going to say goodnight?
00:36:12No.
00:36:15No.
00:36:18That's it!
00:36:21Why weren't you going to say goodnight?
00:36:23I forgot.
00:36:26Bet you won't forget again.
00:36:27I won't, I won't.
00:36:29Oh, you won't what?
00:36:30I won't forget.
00:36:31Why not?
00:36:32Come on, let's hear it.
00:36:35Because, because you're the prettiest, the smartest.
00:36:42Go on.
00:36:44The prettiest, smartest.
00:36:47I already said that.
00:36:48Nice to hear you continue.
00:36:50Um, the greatest.
00:36:52Oh, that's very kind of you to say, Kevin.
00:36:55Safe to say you'll remember next time?
00:36:58I will.
00:36:59Unless I forget.
00:37:08You're dead!
00:37:08That's all there is to it!
00:37:10Who needs to use the bucket?
00:37:31Who needs to use the bucket?
00:37:33I hope you take a look.
00:37:34Not too late.
00:37:43Come on.
00:37:43Hey, you did it!
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46What?
00:37:49Hey, you ate it.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:50Come on.
00:37:53Hey.
00:37:54Baby.
00:37:55Hey.
00:37:55Hey.
00:37:57Hey, you're dead.
00:37:59I don't know.
00:38:29Hey, are you hungry?
00:38:47Ew, what's the matter with you?
00:38:55I ask because you haven't eaten in 14 hours and you look hungry.
00:39:25I ask because you haven't eaten in 14 hours.
00:39:32I ask because you haven't eaten in 14 hours.
00:39:38I ask because you haven't eaten in 14 hours.
00:39:44All right, I'm going to have to close you guys down later.
00:40:05I don't need to.
00:40:12I don't need to.
00:40:20I don't need to.
00:40:35Am I going to have to tie your feet?
00:40:41Oh, almost forgot.
00:41:02I don't need to.
00:41:13I don't need to.
00:41:21It's me.
00:41:37Oh, I'm sorry, Barney.
00:41:38I didn't know you wanted to see me naked.
00:41:40Come on in.
00:41:43Sorry.
00:41:44I just, uh, I'll be up at the house until you're finished.
00:41:47Be right with you.
00:42:17Be right with you.
00:42:47You're not just messing with you, right?
00:42:55I just didn't want you to see your Christmas gift.
00:42:57No one is trying to spy on the presents.
00:43:00Jeez.
00:43:01I came out there to see if you have the healthy uniform handy.
00:43:04Yeah?
00:43:05You thinking Kevin?
00:43:07What uniform?
00:43:09Just be ready by 8 o'clock tomorrow.
00:43:11For what?
00:43:12Tomorrow's Christmas.
00:43:14Someone tell me what's going on.
00:43:15You coming over for dinner tonight?
00:43:19I don't think I can make it tonight.
00:43:21No?
00:43:21Of their plans?
00:43:23I met this girl down at the DMV.
00:43:25She has no family out here.
00:43:26We're going to grab some dinner.
00:43:28Go, Barn!
00:43:29You look great.
00:43:35No, seriously.
00:43:38I look ridiculous.
00:43:42Not to those kids at the hospital.
00:43:44To them you're a hero.
00:43:46Besides, Rusty did it, I did it, and now it's your turn.
00:43:49And for some of those kids, it may be their last Christmas.
00:43:55Can you imagine that?
00:44:02Knowing it's your very last Christmas.
00:44:07You'd probably want to savor every last moment.
00:44:11But instead, you're locked up like a prisoner.
00:44:18At the mercy of the nurse.
00:44:22Dependent.
00:44:23On her for food.
00:44:25Water.
00:44:26Be-
00:44:26And instead we have to go in there dressed like this and embarrass ourselves.
00:44:31What do you have to be embarrassed about?
00:44:33Do you think Barney's embarrassed?
00:44:34I remember when this was you a few years ago.
00:44:59I know.
00:45:00I told them it was an honored tradition.
00:45:02How was last night?
00:45:04All right, I guess.
00:45:06I'm supposed to see her again next week.
00:45:09Who knows?
00:45:10See ya.
00:45:34Eddie Whalen.
00:45:39Oh my God.
00:45:40And you're all right.
00:45:43Oh thank you.
00:45:44God I love you.
00:45:46Oh my baby.
00:45:48Oh hallelujah.
00:45:50God I love you.
00:45:52Yes, Izzy dressed like an elf.
00:45:55But that's when your dad was Santa.
00:45:57I became Santa after he passed.
00:46:00Rusty and Izzy wanted to spend Christmas Day with you.
00:46:03So I rode Elpless for a while.
00:46:04The way I see it, you're old enough to sport the ears now.
00:46:09You know, you might see some pictures inside of your parents.
00:46:12My mom too?
00:46:13Sure.
00:46:14She was Mrs. Claus for seven years.
00:46:18Do you think to have pictures of Izzy dressed like an elf?
00:46:20Probably.
00:46:21Are your parents in the dark about what a little monster you are?
00:46:36Or do they just not care?
00:46:37They say, if you can catch them early enough, the most troubled child can be reshaped and
00:46:46grow up right, the way they should.
00:46:49The question is, did I catch you early enough?
00:46:58Is that really right to do to someone?
00:47:01I mean, you're either a good apple or a bad apple.
00:47:06Right?
00:47:07And if everyone can be made into a good apple, and we selectively pick who's worth it and
00:47:19who's not, don't we become responsible for the bad ones, for not putting in the effort
00:47:24to fix them?
00:47:27And the ones we fix, they're only good because we change them.
00:47:32And why do they deserve a second chance over the bad ones we passed over?
00:47:35It's one of them questions that'll make your head spin if you think about it for too long.
00:47:42So, you're for reshaping how someone grows?
00:47:53Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, Gary the goat eats cookies and milk, so you know Gary also eats leather and silk.
00:48:05Oh, no, no, Gary ate mommy's wedding ring.
00:48:06Oh, ho, ho, ho, Gary the goat eats everything.
00:48:10Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, Gary the goat eats cookies and milk, so you know Gary also eats leather and silk.
00:48:16Oh, no, no, Gary ate mommy's wedding ring.
00:48:20Oh, ho, ho, ho, Gary the goat eats everything.
00:48:23Ho, ho, ho, Gary the Goat eats everything.
00:48:26All right, about one thing, kids are pretty resilient.
00:48:31Okay, who's going to go first?
00:48:32You.
00:48:33Me.
00:48:34Okay.
00:48:36That one's from me.
00:48:37All right, this is from Kevin.
00:48:44No way.
00:48:48Oh, so now you can just read it off me and get off the hook quicker.
00:48:52Is that it?
00:48:55This is also for me.
00:49:03Ah, yes.
00:49:05Now I can finally get rid of this old one.
00:49:08Thank you, Kevin.
00:49:11Yeah, this is for me.
00:49:13Oh, this is so...
00:49:30This is for you.
00:49:31You deserve the best.
00:49:46This is for me.
00:49:51This is for you.
00:49:56What's with the harmonica?
00:49:57What's with the harmonica?
00:49:59It was your dad's.
00:50:00He used to play it when he had hard times.
00:50:02And then he gave it to me when I had them.
00:50:04And then he gave it to me when I had them.
00:50:05What's with the harmonica?
00:50:07It was your dad's.
00:50:08It was your dad's.
00:50:09He used to play it when he had hard times.
00:50:10And then he gave it to me when I had them.
00:50:11That's OK.
00:50:12That's OK to seven.
00:50:13What's with the harmonica?
00:50:14It was your dad's.
00:50:15He used to play it when he had hard times.
00:50:15And then he gave it to me when I had them.
00:50:18What's with the harmonica?
00:50:23It was your dad's.
00:50:25He used to play it when he had hard times.
00:50:28And then he gave it to me when I had them.
00:50:48This is so cool!
00:51:08Oh my god!
00:51:11Oh my god.
00:51:16You really think a nine-year-old needs a real gun?
00:51:24Rusty gave me one by the time I was his age.
00:51:27You were fourteen.
00:51:28He didn't give it to you.
00:51:29He taught you how to shoot his.
00:51:31You gave him a motorcycle helmet.
00:51:35Right.
00:51:36A helmet.
00:51:37Not a motorcycle.
00:51:38You could have gotten bullets that he could have fired out of your gun.
00:51:41At least with a motorcycle,
00:51:43it's something that he could use when we're not around.
00:51:46He shouldn't be riding motorcycles or firing guns when we're not around, is he?
00:51:49It requires adult supervision.
00:51:51You could have got him certificates from the range or something.
00:51:54And let's get these bullets.
00:51:56Thank you so much.
00:51:57Wait a minute.
00:51:58Okay.
00:51:59Go like that.
00:52:00Right.
00:52:01Right.
00:52:02Spin.
00:52:03Oh, cool.
00:52:04Clips.
00:52:05Awesome, right?
00:52:06Right.
00:52:07Yeah.
00:52:08This is so cool.
00:52:09Thank you so much, Izzy.
00:52:12Wow.
00:52:13Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:52:14You're never pointing at yourself, okay?
00:52:16Okay.
00:52:17Okay.
00:52:24Thanks for everything.
00:52:26And be safe riding out there.
00:52:28And I don't want you getting taken out by some suicidal drunk with the holiday blues.
00:52:33Dental records have confirmed the identity of the Charter mains as those of Patricia that day.
00:52:44The identities of the other victims are being withheld pending the notification of their families.
00:52:48Stephanie Wallace and Michael Doyle are believed to be armed and dangerous.
00:52:52If you have any information regarding their whereabouts, please notify the Sheriff's Department immediately.
00:52:57Doyle was last seen driving a brown 1981 Chevy Melb.
00:53:00Police have not yet ruled out the possibility of a connection between the school bus slaughter and the disappearance of three local boys.
00:53:06Rudy Browning, Corey Chapman, and Tommy McGowan.
00:53:09Browning and McGowan were last seen.
00:53:30You need a lift?
00:53:47Don't be afraid.
00:53:52Don't be afraid.
00:53:57Don't be afraid.
00:54:19We shouldn't be taking rides from strangers.
00:54:26I'm harmless.
00:54:28Generally, it's real dangerous taking rides from strangers.
00:54:32It's even dangerous letting strangers in your car.
00:54:35But I figure, you know, it's Christmas,
00:54:37and why would we want to let somebody ruin their Christmas?
00:54:40Because we all don't trust each other.
00:54:42That's ridiculous.
00:54:49You're not a Jew, are you?
00:55:03Hey, I didn't mean it like that.
00:55:06I mean, it's the holidays.
00:55:08You know, you could be...
00:55:12And it's that time of year,
00:55:14and the dates are the same,
00:55:16and they all kind of blend together.
00:55:17I'm not Jewish.
00:55:22And even if you were...
00:55:25Hey, I got a joke for you.
00:55:28This lady tries to get a room at a hotel.
00:55:31The hotel owner says, no Jews allowed.
00:55:35So the lady says, I'm not Jewish, I'm a Christian.
00:55:39And I'm offended.
00:55:41So the hotel owner says,
00:55:42So if you're a Christian,
00:55:45who is Jesus' mother?
00:55:48So the lady says, Mary.
00:55:50So, then the hotel owner goes,
00:55:53where was Jesus born?
00:55:56And then the lady says, in a stable.
00:55:59So then the hotel owner says,
00:56:01the hotel owner says,
00:56:03why was Jesus born in a stable?
00:56:05And the lady says,
00:56:08because some prick like you
00:56:10wouldn't give a Jew a room at a hotel.
00:56:20People forget Jesus was a Jew.
00:56:23I didn't forget Jesus was a Jew.
00:56:26What I'm saying is,
00:56:30I didn't mean it like that.
00:56:37You, uh, single?
00:56:40I know what you need.
00:56:44I'll show you what you need.
00:56:46Family.
00:56:55That's what it's all about.
00:56:58That is what it's all about.
00:57:01Right?
00:57:02It's infectious.
00:57:03It can't help but make you smile.
00:57:06You know,
00:57:08you're still young.
00:57:09You got a lot of time.
00:57:11Don't wait too long.
00:57:13Actually, I'm already married.
00:57:14That's great.
00:57:16That's great.
00:57:17You got me, kids?
00:57:18One.
00:57:19But I can't wait to have another
00:57:21in my house and he gets home.
00:57:22He's a Marine.
00:57:42Take care, kids.
00:57:43Merry Christmas.
00:57:46Happy Hanukkah.
00:58:17Dearest Rusty, it's 2.17am. You missed Christmas. This is some bullshit. Kevin really needed you at least to call today. It's really hard on him without you around and harder on me. I'm still not seeing anyone. Training every day. I could so kick your ass right now, and I would too.
00:58:47Barney's been great. If it wasn't for him, I don't know what Kevin would do.
00:59:01He doesn't talk to me anymore.
00:59:02Isabella.
00:59:32I need you to look after Izzy for me, okay? She's not taking us really well.
00:59:52I'm okay.
01:00:02I miss you. I miss you so much.
01:00:12Dad, I gotta go.
01:00:14Okay? Okay.
01:00:16Good to see you next time.
01:00:18That's my turn.
01:00:19Goodbye, Kevin.
01:00:20Bye, my friend.
01:00:21Goodbye, my friend.
01:00:22Bye, my friend.
01:00:24Bye.
01:00:25Bye, my friend.
01:00:26Bye, my friend.
01:00:28Bye.
01:00:29Bye.
01:00:30Bye.
01:00:31Bye.
01:00:32Bye.
01:00:33Bye.
01:00:35Bye.
01:00:40Bye.
01:00:42Bye.
01:00:44You kissed him last.
01:00:54Oh, honey.
01:00:56He said goodbye to you like two minutes ago.
01:00:58He never would have left without saying goodbye to you and Kevin first.
01:01:02I was supposed to be the last one kissing goodbye.
01:01:06I'm sorry.
01:01:10I'm so sorry.
01:01:14I'm so sorry.
01:01:44I'm so sorry.
01:02:14The roots are deep and the grass is green
01:02:40I've never seen you sway with me on the feather tree
01:02:46The wind whistles are mellow to see
01:02:50I see you slowly blooming inside the feather tree
01:02:58Oh my god!
01:03:00Oh my god!
01:03:02Oh my god!
01:03:04Oh my god!
01:03:14Oh my god!
01:03:16Nooo!
01:03:22Nooooo!
01:03:24Nooo!
01:03:26Nooo!
01:03:28Nooo!
01:03:30Nooo!
01:06:44That's one way to do it.
01:06:57I thought about it for a long time and decided it wasn't for me.
01:07:03Don't do it because you miss Barney.
01:07:09He wouldn't want that.
01:07:10If you care about his opinion, you should put the gun down.
01:07:17Or shoot me.
01:07:27Or shoot me.
01:07:27That's what I would do if I were you.
01:07:41I will never be like you.
01:07:51I don't know.
01:07:52I don't know.
01:07:53I don't know.
01:07:54I don't know.
01:07:58I don't know.
01:08:05I don't know.
01:08:06I don't know.
01:08:12I don't know.
01:08:14I don't know.
01:08:15I don't know.
01:08:22I am so sorry.
01:08:24I am so sorry.
01:08:26I don't know.
01:08:27I don't know.
01:08:28I am so sorry.
01:08:33I am so sorry.
01:08:35Help! Help! Help!
01:08:41Help!
01:08:52Help!
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