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Mafia Boss Takes High School Movie - Full
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00:00:00so this is our second date and I feel like I don't know anything about you
00:00:09where did you go to college I didn't I dropped out of high school oh and then
00:00:20what do you do for work um yeah let me get your coffee watch where you're going greaseball
00:00:37sorry friend yeah I'm not your friend why don't you fuck off to the dog track wherever slime
00:00:43like you hangs out why don't we all come down this isn't a strip club you can't smoke it was
00:00:55unless it was an accident who said you could speak bitch excuse me you are fucking it's you need to
00:01:07leave now you want a piece bring it I'll kick your scummy ass you're you're gonna be sorry I have
00:01:26powerful friends in this town not as powerful as I am you see I'm Will O'Connell head of the O'Connell
00:01:51crime family long live the O'Connell family what is this clear out the trash no no no no no no no
00:02:04please don't kill me no no no my apologies now where were we hell no Jane Jane no Jane wait I am not
00:02:20going out with the game Jane what come on stop following me come on beautiful I'll see you later
00:02:26Jane sorry boys that's a kick in the twins but I lost at a second she found out of my high school
00:02:36dropout no one respects a high school dropout yeah you should have shown her your bank account sure
00:02:44she would have respected billionaires I'm serious thing was I was good in high school I crushed calculus
00:02:53maybe you should think about going back could uh be like that kid over there
00:03:01yeah maybe not that kid Genso but honestly it would be good I wish I would have another shot at high school
00:03:14god what a great gg
00:03:20yeah I could just I could have the Excalibur look out
00:03:26strange impact
00:03:27you
00:03:50uh what happened I wish I had another shot at high school oh shit am I in a hospital but what's wrong with my eyes
00:04:13yeah yeah yeah get him out of here right now I recognize that voice that's silly one of my low-level
00:04:21guys get up I'm taking it home the clothes are in the bag why would he take me home he's not my driver
00:04:28put on your glasses let's go glasses that means now I'm talking to you
00:04:35hey shit for brains move now what the hell did you just call me what the fuck
00:04:44huh
00:04:51what the fuck
00:04:55whoa language do you have any idea the mess you've been causing huh oh shit
00:05:11somehow I'm in the body of a teenager
00:05:14sorry it's it's me it's me what have I told you about calling me sully
00:05:22I am your father and you will show me the respect I deserve
00:05:27oh shit I'm in the body of sully's son
00:05:31okay
00:05:32you have to listen to me listen
00:05:35I'm a
00:05:36ah
00:05:37sully
00:05:39is this really how sully treats his own child poor kid
00:05:42what the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic huh
00:05:46you know how much trouble I'm in because of you
00:05:50you're about to find out
00:05:52that's a very bad decision
00:05:54you want to pop like a little girl you're about to cry like one too
00:05:57you never learn how to act like a sully
00:06:01I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion
00:06:03what you
00:06:04what the hell is going on in here
00:06:06thank god
00:06:07just in time to watch me teach my son a fucking look
00:06:11hey
00:06:11the fuck's the matter with you
00:06:13he's a kid
00:06:14look at me
00:06:16look
00:06:17I know this is fucking crazy
00:06:19okay
00:06:20it's me
00:06:21it's Will
00:06:23look I don't know how this fucking happened
00:06:26you think you're funny
00:06:26it's me
00:06:26it's Will
00:06:27yeah you think you're funny you little piece of shit
00:06:29you think so
00:06:30yeah
00:06:30cause I saw Will die
00:06:32my son will die
00:06:36my son will die
00:06:40my body's dead
00:06:41so I'm stuck in this one
00:06:43Vinny
00:06:44Vinny
00:06:45I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you
00:06:51Vinny
00:06:53you gotta
00:06:55you gotta listen to me
00:06:56it's me
00:06:57it's Will
00:06:57say it one more time
00:06:59Vinny
00:06:59one more fucking time
00:07:01I can't breathe
00:07:02we woke up and was a grey man
00:07:03and a grey man died
00:07:04running into traffic to save your fucking ass
00:07:07disrespectful fuck
00:07:09buried in his fault
00:07:11what do you gotta say for yourself
00:07:12huh
00:07:14that's a kick in the twins
00:07:16that's a kick in the twins
00:07:20what did you say
00:07:28that's a kick in the twins
00:07:32ain't it Vincenzo
00:07:35only Will called me Vincenzo
00:07:37here
00:07:37take your bag and you
00:07:39we're going now
00:07:39and he talked to Will
00:07:40no you don't
00:07:41Vinny
00:07:42Vinny
00:07:43oh shit
00:07:56about to go to school
00:08:06I'm the powerful leader of a crime family
00:08:14I can get through high school
00:08:18even trapped in this kid's body
00:08:20ew
00:08:22don't touch me
00:08:24fat ass
00:08:25I'm sorry
00:08:26I'm just trying to walk
00:08:26you trying to feel me up
00:08:28no I'm just trying to walk
00:08:29oh my god
00:08:31is that how you get off
00:08:32no I'm John Farrow at school
00:08:34look sorry
00:08:36are you staring at my tits
00:08:37no
00:08:39ew he's staring at my tits
00:08:42oh is uh
00:08:44is there a problem here
00:08:45sorry I'm just
00:08:46this fat fucking freak
00:08:49bothering you babe
00:08:50yeah
00:08:50he basically molested me
00:08:52and now he won't stop staring at my tits
00:08:54is that you
00:08:55you've been sniffing my girl
00:08:58oh jesus
00:08:58oh he's so gross
00:09:00I mean uh
00:09:01oh I get it
00:09:02she's got some great
00:09:03but I'm not as big as yours
00:09:07you know what
00:09:10let's see how you like it
00:09:12when everyone stares
00:09:13at your mantis
00:09:15you know what
00:09:18let's take off his shirt
00:09:20let's take off his shirt
00:09:25let you fucking touch me
00:09:28grab it
00:09:30oh yeah
00:09:32got me
00:09:33yeah yeah
00:09:35yeah yeah
00:09:35keep him pinned right there
00:09:36right
00:09:37yeah
00:09:38wait
00:09:40wait
00:09:41wait
00:09:41baby
00:09:41I gotta be so excited
00:09:43oh
00:09:44yeah
00:09:46look at those things
00:09:48if I ever
00:09:53catch you perfect
00:09:54on my door
00:09:54I will fucking kill you
00:09:57fuck
00:09:58hey
00:10:19fuck you bitch
00:10:21well what'd you just say to me
00:10:26I said
00:10:29fuck you bitch
00:10:33you're dead
00:10:38come on
00:10:50come on
00:11:00come on
00:11:01come on
00:11:14come on
00:11:18come on
00:11:22come on
00:11:22come on
00:11:23come on
00:11:24come on
00:11:24come on
00:11:25come on
00:11:26come on
00:11:27come on
00:11:28come on
00:11:29deep stop
00:11:30deep you're gonna kill
00:11:31deep stop
00:11:31shit
00:11:32oh I just keep this shit out of that fucking freak
00:11:36I see
00:11:38I see
00:11:39that is what happens
00:11:41when you touch my girl
00:11:43I see
00:11:44hehehehe
00:11:45hehehehe
00:11:49hehehehe
00:11:52hehehehe
00:11:53hey
00:11:54hey
00:11:54is that all you got
00:11:59bitch
00:12:01she still
00:12:04Kaden, stop. We're gonna die.
00:12:06I don't fucking care.
00:12:08Come here, Lucy.
00:12:10Come on!
00:12:34What the hell is going on, gang? Huh?
00:12:48Kaden?
00:12:50Kaden?
00:12:54Jesus Christ.
00:12:56I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumbass son getting himself in the hospital. Huh?
00:13:08I'm not your son, Sully.
00:13:10Yeah, I wish. Believe me.
00:13:12Wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills.
00:13:16What the hell were you thinking getting into a fucking fight? You're a weak fat ass.
00:13:22I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do.
00:13:28Ugh!
00:13:29Don't lay one more finger on him.
00:13:31Vinny? Uh, uh, Mr. Genia. What are you doing here?
00:13:36Out. I need to talk to him.
00:13:39All due respect, sir. This is my son. He's...
00:13:43No more of your concern.
00:13:45What?
00:13:47Walk away, Sully. Walk away right now.
00:13:56Don't come home.
00:13:58I don't want ya.
00:14:06That thing you said earlier.
00:14:08That's a kick in the 12s.
00:14:11There's only one guy that would say such a dumb phrase.
00:14:19No.
00:14:22If you really will, prove it.
00:14:26The first time that we met was in a holding cell.
00:14:29I asked you why you were in there.
00:14:31And you looked me dead in the eye and you said,
00:14:34Elder Abuse.
00:14:36A banger ma.
00:14:38Your middle name is Marion.
00:14:40Got a thing where you say your favorite drink is a Johnny Red.
00:14:44But the reality is, it's a mango flavor.
00:14:47White Claw.
00:14:49You're a fucking pussy.
00:14:51You gotta stash some getaway money underneath your aunt's above ground pool.
00:14:57Which is just fucking stupid.
00:14:59And you lost your virginity with Stevie Rizzo's sister in a handicapped bathroom at the Jersey City Multiplex.
00:15:05Should I keep going, you fucking hoe?
00:15:07Jesus Christ!
00:15:16It's you, boss!
00:15:18It's me.
00:15:19Oh, oh, oh.
00:15:20Good to see you!
00:15:21It's good to see you still.
00:15:22Got a broken rib.
00:15:23Yeah, no, no, no.
00:15:24I heard.
00:15:25I heard.
00:15:26You know who the other kid was?
00:15:27Dane Flanagan.
00:15:28Hatch Flanagan's son.
00:15:30Hatch Flanagan.
00:15:31As in our enforcer, the guy that I almost didn't hire because he was too brutal.
00:15:34That Hatch Flanagan.
00:15:35Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
00:15:36If the kid's anything like his father, he's a fucking sociopath.
00:15:40Listen.
00:15:41You need anything.
00:15:42You call me.
00:15:44Thank you, Pat.
00:15:45It's good to have you back, boss.
00:15:47It's good to be back.
00:15:48You.
00:15:49Listen here.
00:15:50You little bitch.
00:15:51You got lucky in that fight.
00:15:55But after all suspensions are over, I am going to beat you, I am going to humiliate you, and then, you know, maybe I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:16:08You have no idea who you're messing with.
00:16:09Oh really?
00:16:10Because I'm bigger than you.
00:16:11I'm stronger than you.
00:16:12I'm richer than you.
00:16:13I'm richer than you.
00:16:14My dad is a fucking modern force.
00:16:16You're not.
00:16:17You're not.
00:16:18You're not.
00:16:19You're not.
00:16:20You're not.
00:16:21You have no idea who you're messing with.
00:16:27Oh really?
00:16:30Because I'm bigger than you.
00:16:33I'm stronger than you.
00:16:35I'm richer than you.
00:16:36My dad is a fucking modern force.
00:16:42You're not...
00:16:44Vinny, it's time to take back what's mine.
00:16:58Are your parents coming to pick you up?
00:17:01Not exactly.
00:17:11How you doing?
00:17:14How you been?
00:17:16We're good to go, boss.
00:17:24Welcome back home, boss.
00:17:40I think it's time to get ready for high school, man.
00:17:44We'll be back home.
00:17:45Then continue to be the strongest part.
00:17:49Once you get started...
00:17:50And you're going to get ready for five monsieur to read you.
00:17:53Have fun.
00:17:55Once you get it...
00:17:56It next time comes to the gate...
00:17:58It's time toÕ¸Ö‚ please, man.
00:18:00It's time, and you get to review.
00:18:01It's time.
00:18:02It's time for 25,000...
00:18:06You've done a photo?
00:18:08Inside, Simonfort...
00:18:09So what are we thinking?
00:18:34Well, I just need to see.
00:18:35So, uh, just give me whatever the kids are getting.
00:18:39So glad you're back at school.
00:18:48Yeah.
00:18:49I mean, they threatened to expel me for being up that piece of shit, but, you know, I knew
00:18:54it would never happen.
00:18:55I mean, they know that my dad is a mobster and that he killed him if they did.
00:19:01They're not going to risk their lives as some goth freak.
00:19:06Where is that weak bitch anyway?
00:19:07I haven't seen him in a while.
00:19:09I'm probably transferred out, you know, after I scared the shit out of him.
00:19:13Good.
00:19:14That ugly little toe gave me the creeds.
00:19:17All right, don't worry, babe.
00:19:18I'll never see that little pussy ever again.
00:19:20Whoa.
00:19:28Whoa.
00:19:30Who's that?
00:19:34Oh my God.
00:19:38Oh my god. I'm in love.
00:19:45Who the hell are you? Don't recognize me, bitch.
00:19:55Ian?
00:19:58Things have changed. Clearly.
00:20:05Now, if any of you even look at me the wrong way or get in my way, I'll take everything you have.
00:20:12Cool?
00:20:14I have to go. I have class.
00:20:17Yeah, whatever.
00:20:20You're a dead man walking.
00:20:22Kaden, you look... different.
00:20:25Paige, what the fuck?
00:20:28Yeah, I, um... I got a haircut.
00:20:32That must be it.
00:20:34Come on, bitches.
00:20:36You should come hang out with us tonight.
00:20:38We're going to Club Razor.
00:20:40Dane's got an in, so you don't even need a fake ID.
00:20:43You need to think for one second that I'm gonna let this piece of shit sneak up.
00:20:49Oh, don't worry, Dane. That's kind of you, but I don't need it already having him.
00:20:53Please.
00:20:55And even if you somehow snuck in, uh, you'll never get a table.
00:20:59Don't you want to stand with all the commoners on the dance floor?
00:21:04I'm a VIP there.
00:21:06I will get us a VIP table.
00:21:08Oh, VIP. That's great. So then you must know about the, uh, the dark room.
00:21:12What the fuck? I've never heard of any dark room.
00:21:14Yeah, of course. I'm going there all the time.
00:21:24No way. I heard about the dark room on TikTok.
00:21:28That's where Sabrina Carpenter hangs out when she's in town.
00:21:31That's true.
00:21:32Wow, Dane. So you can get us all in there.
00:21:34I can get us in there.
00:21:37You're not invited there.
00:21:39Let's make a bet.
00:21:41If you can get us all in there, which I totally believe you,
00:21:46I'll drop out of school.
00:21:54But if you can't, and I can,
00:21:58then you have to crawl across the whole quad in your underwear.
00:22:02And kiss my feet.
00:22:05Just for fun.
00:22:09And screw you.
00:22:17You.
00:22:19Thanks.
00:22:24Hey, how do you even think you're going to get in, huh?
00:22:26Give the bouncer a handjob?
00:22:31That's funny.
00:22:32No, I'll just remind him who owns the place.
00:22:35And ladies,
00:22:38there was something nice.
00:22:44What the fuck was that, you studs?
00:22:47Yeah, no fucking way
00:22:50am I going to lose this bet.
00:22:52Holy shit, Dane. I can't believe you got us into this place.
00:23:07Dude, we are probably the only high schoolers that have ever set foot in here.
00:23:13Dude, be cool.
00:23:16And why do you two look like your cat just died?
00:23:18You're literally in the coolest club in the city.
00:23:22I'm just PMSing because Caden didn't even show up.
00:23:24We should have waited for him longer.
00:23:26Oh, my God.
00:23:27Why do you care about that freak?
00:23:29So, he went on a Zen pick or something, but he's still gross.
00:23:34Hey, man.
00:23:35Let's just get a drink.
00:23:36Nah, nah.
00:23:37I got us a table.
00:23:38And I'll tell him who I am and they'll grade us to the dark room.
00:23:42Okay.
00:23:43Excuse me, sir.
00:23:44Get the fuck off me.
00:23:45Is he my last name?
00:23:51Flanagan.
00:23:52Mm-hmm.
00:23:53You have any idea who my father is?
00:23:55Hatch Flanagan.
00:23:57As in the very dangerous and high-ranking member of the criminal organization that owns this club.
00:24:04I'm aware, sir.
00:24:06Your party has been upgraded to the dark room.
00:24:12Damn!
00:24:13Follow me, please, sir.
00:24:14Didn't even need to tell him.
00:24:20Sorry, girls.
00:24:21Looks like your little crush is gonna transfer schools.
00:24:29What the fuck?
00:24:32Welcome.
00:24:33To the dark room.
00:24:38Please.
00:24:39Have a drink.
00:24:40Make yourself comfortable.
00:24:41I'm glad you're here.
00:24:44Except for you, Dane.
00:24:45Would hate for you to have a hangover before you have to cross the quad tonight.
00:24:49Please, please.
00:24:50Have a seat.
00:24:51Cut the shit.
00:24:52Asshole.
00:24:53Asshole.
00:24:54It was my dad's name got us in here.
00:24:56Now, how about you stop drinking our alcohol and you get the fuck out of here.
00:25:00It was your dad who got you in here?
00:25:01I mean, it sure as hell wasn't yours.
00:25:02Now, see, you guys might not know this, but Caden's dad is also in the O'Connell gang.
00:25:03He mopped the floors.
00:25:04He mopped the floors.
00:25:05Oh, my God.
00:25:06Oh, my God.
00:25:07No wonder you smell like trash all the time.
00:25:08Oh, my God.
00:25:09No wonder you smell like trash all the time.
00:25:10They have no idea that I'm really the boss.
00:25:11Oh, my God.
00:25:12No wonder you smell like trash all the time.
00:25:13They have no idea that I'm really the boss of the O'Connell gang.
00:25:14I have a little idea.
00:25:15What you want to say is you are not going to be a pretty bad guy and you're not going to
00:25:18be a good guy.
00:25:19I want to be a bad guy.
00:25:20I'm not going to be a bad guy.
00:25:21We have to go get the fuck out of here.
00:25:22Get the fuck out of here.
00:25:23It was your dad who got you in here.
00:25:25I mean, it sure as hell wasn't yours.
00:25:26Now, see, you guys might not know this, but Caden's dad is also in the O'Connell gang.
00:25:29He mopped the floors.
00:25:30Oh, my God.
00:25:31No wonder you smell like trash all the time.
00:25:36They have no idea that I'm really the boss of the O'Connell gang.
00:25:39No, I have a little idea.
00:25:42What you want to stay here hang out with us, then how about you mop the fucking floor like your daddy
00:25:52Bring me a mop and bucket. Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Do you have any idea who my father is? That's enough
00:26:05You could please go get the mop and bucket that would be great. Thank you
00:26:12If you'd be so kind to please get a mop bucket, that'd actually be great. Thank you
00:26:21Dude
00:26:23Why is she listening to him?
00:26:25Yeah, if you're the one who got us in here, she should be listening to you
00:26:28You dumbasses
00:26:30He's probably paying her something now get him out of my seat. I wouldn't do that if I were you
00:26:39Unless both of you want all the bouncers in here to break you in half
00:26:41Just the truth
00:26:47You don't scare us
00:26:49Yeah
00:26:50We know who you are a
00:26:53fat nerd freak
00:26:56Who's too poor to belong in a place like this?
00:26:59Yeah, we've beat your ass once. We'll do it again. Oh
00:27:03Even better I call my dad. He comes down here and well then then transferring schools. That's the least of your issues. Oh
00:27:12My god, his dad will kill you
00:27:15like literally
00:27:17Dude
00:27:18You're gonna die
00:27:20For reals
00:27:21Yeah
00:27:23You know what? I think I will call him. Tell him you're disrespecting him, me, and this club
00:27:30You're mopping buckets, sir
00:27:32You know what they can call you dad or you'd raise the stakes
00:27:48What do you think
00:27:50You'd raise the stakes?
00:27:52You'd raise the stakes
00:27:59Not
00:28:00No
00:28:00I am sick of your shit
00:28:06I'd rather see my dad flay you alive
00:28:08I'm calling him
00:28:11You can call him
00:28:13If you're a daddy's bitch
00:28:15Of course
00:28:17Or you can just talk to your daddy's boss. He's right through that door. Just through there
00:28:26What are you talking about?
00:28:28You see
00:28:30There's a vip
00:28:32And there's ultra vip which
00:28:35welcome
00:28:35There's a third vip
00:28:41Which is so secret
00:28:43That it probably shouldn't even exist
00:28:46Because it's only for gang members and their special guests
00:28:49I've never heard about room. I've never seen it on tiktok
00:28:52Well, sweetie, that's probably because if it was ever posted on tiktok
00:28:55Whoever did that would be at the bottom of the hudson river with two bullets in the back of their heads
00:28:59So
00:29:05Dane
00:29:08What do you say?
00:29:09He raised the stakes a bit
00:29:23If you can take your preppy little ass through that door and not be stopped
00:29:29I'll get on the ground right now
00:29:31I will mop up for you while you guys party
00:29:33And at the end of the night you can come and watch me be beat to death
00:29:36But
00:29:40If you can't and I can
00:29:45You drink this
00:29:48And just for fun
00:29:50You crawl across the quad and her underwear
00:29:53I should kick your ass right now
00:30:02Jane calm down
00:30:05Paige
00:30:06Maybe you should just leave now
00:30:08I don't want you to get hurt
00:30:09You're gonna regret that
00:30:14Yeah
00:30:15Why don't you come over and make me?
00:30:18Because I don't need to
00:30:22So
00:30:26Do we have a deal?
00:30:35And all I have to do is walk through that door
00:30:38That's right
00:30:39You go through that door
00:30:41I'll get on my hands and knees
00:30:42I'll wash your shoes for you
00:30:44And you get to watch me get beat to death
00:30:46Oh you my friend are a fucking idiot
00:30:52Yeah
00:30:53Deal
00:30:58Bad move idiot
00:30:59Should you get the mop?
00:31:01I'm so glad I'll never have to see his face again
00:31:05He's a fucking idiot
00:31:07He's a fucking idiot
00:31:22What do you think you're doing?
00:31:23Get the fuck off me
00:31:24This is a restricted room
00:31:25Yeah and I'm allowed in
00:31:27You know who my dad is?
00:31:33Daddy's not here
00:31:34What are you putting?
00:31:45Just right now
00:31:48I'm your fucking daddy
00:31:49Get him on his knees
00:31:50Open
00:31:56Open
00:31:57No
00:31:58Unlock
00:31:59You
00:31:59You son of a bitch
00:32:01Paige, Emma, would you like to go to a real VIP room?
00:32:29Also, take everyone else to the quad at Lockwood High School. I'll be with them all shortly.
00:32:34Understood.
00:32:36It's time to pay up, bitch.
00:32:44Hope you don't mind. We may figure out this is happening.
00:32:49Don't fool this! I'm not fooling this!
00:32:51Yes, you are.
00:32:54Now, come on, Danny boy. Get on your knees. Let's go.
00:33:01Do it! Do it!
00:33:04Yeah!
00:33:05Oh, my God!
00:33:07Eat it! Eat it!
00:33:10Let's do it!
00:33:12Let's do it!
00:33:14Do it!
00:33:16Oh, my God!
00:33:19Oh, my God!
00:33:22Oh, my God!
00:33:24Eat it!
00:33:27Eat it!
00:33:29Eat it!
00:33:39Go!
00:33:40Ohh!
00:33:42Oh, my God!
00:33:44Oh, my God!
00:33:45Oh, my God!
00:33:47Oh, my God!
00:33:49Oh, my God.
00:33:53Now, kiss my feet.
00:34:12Kiss my feet.
00:34:16Go on.
00:34:18A deal's a deal.
00:34:19What a deal.
00:34:22What?
00:34:24Oh, my God.
00:34:25What a deal.
00:34:27Oh, no!
00:34:31Oh, my God.
00:34:32Oh, my God.
00:34:36Oh, my God.
00:34:45Oh, my God.
00:34:48It sucks. We only got to go into the club for a few minutes.
00:34:54And you want to go back?
00:34:55But we have school tomorrow.
00:34:57And the club is still open.
00:35:18Dad. I need a favor. I want you to have someone killed.
00:35:41Well, it's going to do something a little bit different to the equipment.
00:35:44Oof. Calculus. I mean...
00:35:47Hangover, am I right?
00:35:48If we...
00:35:49This asshole will be a teacher.
00:36:00That's not fair, Mr. Thompson.
00:36:02I could do that in my sleep.
00:36:04Chopped up, Mr. Sullivan.
00:36:06Unless you left your brain at home.
00:36:09Go back to your seat.
00:36:11How about I just take a try?
00:36:13I'm not going to waste everything.
00:36:14This problem is incredibly complicated, but you will be able to do it in time.
00:36:22Those of you that are passing, at least.
00:36:26What are you still doing here?
00:36:28Let me try to solve this problem.
00:36:29If I can get it right, then you have to apologize for being wrong about me.
00:36:33In front of everybody.
00:36:34Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:36:44He'll need the first derivative of the numerator and then the denominator.
00:36:47Wait, he's applying L'Opital's.
00:37:02I don't know why.
00:37:03That's enough!
00:37:07What the fuck?
00:37:10That's enough!
00:37:11Too painful.
00:37:12I don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
00:37:14Finn.
00:37:15It's okay.
00:37:15It's fine.
00:37:16That's the spirit, Mr. Sullivan.
00:37:19You don't feel bad.
00:37:20Some people just aren't made for advanced mathematics.
00:37:23I meant it was okay, because I solved the rest of the problem already in my head.
00:37:28What?
00:37:29Otherwise, the results are going to be indeterminate.
00:37:34Which is what makes it tricky, isn't it?
00:37:36Because if the cosine of zero is one, and x equals zero would be negative 20.
00:37:45How did you?
00:37:47You know I'm right.
00:37:49It's negative 20.
00:37:54Incorrect!
00:37:55Excuse me, Mr. Thompson?
00:37:58You didn't.
00:38:00A person like you could never solve a problem like that without cheating.
00:38:03I just want to make sure that you have a problem with no help from anyone completely on my own stan-
00:38:08Daniels!
00:38:10No.
00:38:12Not until you apologize to me in front of the entire class, as you promised.
00:38:17Listen to me, you little shit!
00:38:19There are two kinds of-
00:38:20You don't belong here.
00:38:25See, I hate to be the one to inform you.
00:38:28But if you would, please say goodbye to Mr. Thompson.
00:38:30Because today will be his last day of employment with him.
00:38:34I don't think so, laggard.
00:38:35You're nothing but a stupid teenage son of a low-level gangster.
00:38:39Correction.
00:38:40I'm the stupid teenage son.
00:38:42You're right.
00:38:43I don't know how to deal with any of those people.
00:38:45So...
00:38:46Bitch!
00:38:49Excuse me!
00:38:50How did you even know of us?
00:38:52Did you hear that?
00:38:55How did you even know of us?
00:38:57You guys hear that?
00:38:57Well, that's just the sound of your employment ending.
00:39:02Mr. Thompson, please get your things and come with me.
00:39:05Well, people!
00:39:06True.
00:39:09But not as powerful as me.
00:39:12Not as powerful as I am.
00:39:19No!
00:39:20No!
00:39:20No!
00:39:20It can't be!
00:39:22No!
00:39:23No!
00:39:23No!
00:39:24Well,
00:39:25It can't be!
00:39:28No!
00:39:40Captain Sullivan!
00:39:41It's me!
00:39:44I'm Mr. Johnson.
00:39:46I work for the school district.
00:39:47apparently there was an incident in the quad version of the story
00:39:51I recognize him
00:39:52he's not with the school district
00:39:55he's a hitman for hire
00:39:56come with me
00:39:58where
00:39:59I don't want to
00:40:03embarrass you
00:40:04what are we doing in the locker room
00:40:12ah
00:40:13alright you tell me who hired you
00:40:16I'll let you walk and I'll let you live
00:40:18do you have any idea who I am
00:40:24I do
00:40:25you're Pierre Lebeau
00:40:28Mr. Lebeau please meet my associate
00:40:31Vincent Brigini
00:40:32acting head of the O'Connell crime family
00:40:35last chance who hired you
00:40:37the fuck
00:40:39or at least someone from the O'Connell crime family
00:40:42call me and ask me to make cut off your balls
00:40:45and stuff me in your mouth
00:40:46you get me
00:40:47alright
00:40:48alright
00:40:49look at the fuck
00:40:50now why would he have the balls
00:40:51to order a hit without going through
00:40:53then it's time I come back and
00:40:58well I got bad news for you
00:41:01you were buried with it
00:41:03but I always kept a second
00:41:05spare
00:41:05so I'm gonna go
00:41:11and I'm gonna get it
00:41:12no no no no
00:41:12I'll do it
00:41:13don't worry about
00:41:14a lot of the guys still don't know who you are
00:41:15it's gonna be okay
00:41:16alright
00:41:17alright
00:41:18it's gonna be fine
00:41:20I'm here
00:41:21you want a beer?
00:41:27it'll be fine
00:41:27this isn't what it looks like
00:41:55I am that rich dead man
00:42:01my soul somehow transferred into this body
00:42:04I'm not breaking into anything
00:42:06I know the code
00:42:08Will O'Connell
00:42:09one of the most dangerous powerful men in the world
00:42:13also
00:42:14your favorite jerk off son
00:42:17no
00:42:19just your mom's giant dildo
00:42:22just your mom's giant dildo
00:42:25that's a funny guy
00:42:33oh I like funny
00:42:35call Vinnie Brugini
00:42:37he'll tell you exactly who I am
00:42:39whoever the hell you are
00:42:40you're way
00:42:42way over your head
00:42:43you're messing with your
00:42:44or let me try to open the safe
00:42:46I'll
00:42:47in fact you're going nowhere at all
00:42:49do you have any idea who I am
00:43:00yeah
00:43:02also you've got a son
00:43:05who's a dumbass mouth breathing bitch and bully
00:43:08fuck you
00:43:10Tommy Mahomes
00:43:11from North Park, Pennsylvania
00:43:14you've got a scar
00:43:16on your left calf
00:43:17from a knife fight
00:43:18this kid
00:43:20is crazy
00:43:21Mr. Sam O'Dowd
00:43:22it's on Bastion Drive
00:43:25you know
00:43:25he tells us that it's because
00:43:26banging Mrs. Baxter
00:43:27from next door
00:43:28since he was 18 years old
00:43:29sounds
00:43:33I'm the guy who hired all you fucks
00:43:35I'm the leader of this gang
00:43:41Paul Vinnie
00:43:45don't just stare at me you dumbasses
00:43:49he's gotta be a spy
00:43:52hell's what he know that
00:43:53you made me do this
00:44:04I didn't want to do this
00:44:07god damn it
00:44:08what the hell are I
00:44:10I just got a
00:44:14what the fuck is you want
00:44:16that's what I'm asking you
00:44:18Larry Tomelli
00:44:19all around creep
00:44:21he runs his club for Vinnie
00:44:23why would he come to my club
00:44:25during the day
00:44:26stop busting my nuts
00:44:29all I'm saying is
00:44:30let's figure out
00:44:31why Vinnie's coming here
00:44:32this kid
00:44:33why is this kid talking
00:44:34shut up
00:44:34wait
00:44:36maybe
00:44:37there's a sound of an alarm
00:44:39we don't know about
00:44:39on the safe
00:44:40Vinnie is gonna be pissed
00:44:42shit shit shit
00:44:43the last time
00:44:44somebody trespassed
00:44:45yeah yeah
00:44:45Will O'Connell
00:44:46killed him
00:44:47it's happening to me
00:44:49I can't think of anything else
00:44:51I'd piss him off more
00:44:52wait
00:44:53right
00:44:54yes
00:44:56a code that
00:44:58Will O'Connell
00:44:59and Will O'Connell
00:45:00only knows
00:45:01yes
00:45:02Larry
00:45:02let's just shoot him
00:45:03shut
00:45:04up
00:45:05I can open it
00:45:11safe has been shut dead
00:45:13since the boss is gone
00:45:14when we check with
00:45:15every blacksmith
00:45:16in the whole
00:45:17god damn vicinity
00:45:17because I designed it
00:45:18and all the contents
00:45:20inside of that safe
00:45:21were supposed to die with me
00:45:22Larry
00:45:23the kid is foolish
00:45:23can you kill me
00:45:25nice drive
00:45:27but how
00:45:28do I know
00:45:29that you're not
00:45:29some
00:45:30or something
00:45:30huh
00:45:31do I look like
00:45:33I guess we'll put in the code
00:45:34I won't even touch it
00:45:36great
00:45:41two
00:45:42for May 2nd
00:45:43that was my mother Annette's birthday
00:45:45and finally 99
00:45:50something that was very important to me
00:45:53oh
00:45:54how the fuck
00:46:08it was a passport for Conor O'Williams
00:46:11and a friend
00:46:12there was cake
00:46:14because it was in the closet
00:46:16the shirt
00:46:18ironically this is not
00:46:25the most interesting piece
00:46:26of the safe
00:46:27this you do
00:46:27behind the frame
00:46:30is the O'Connell family token
00:46:32it's a fucked up situation
00:46:34okay
00:46:35what the fuck
00:46:37what the fuck
00:46:40have you done now
00:46:41you know who this kid is son
00:46:43yeah of course
00:46:45fucking son
00:46:48fucking son
00:46:49no
00:46:51I'm not
00:46:52yeah
00:46:52he is
00:46:53unfortunately
00:46:55but I haven't had anything
00:46:57I'm not
00:46:58I'm telling you
00:47:01I
00:47:01am
00:47:02Will
00:47:03no wonder
00:47:04he knows so much about Will
00:47:06he
00:47:06he probably got obsessed
00:47:08and
00:47:09devious little shit
00:47:10you promised
00:47:12not to do anything
00:47:13until Vinny got here
00:47:14Vinny
00:47:15it
00:47:15so I'll put two in the backer's head
00:47:16and throw him in the wood chipper
00:47:17guys
00:47:22I'm telling you
00:47:23if you pull those triggers
00:47:24take my chances
00:47:25right put holes in your brainless heads
00:47:30who killed
00:47:33car breaking in here
00:47:35trying to get in the will
00:47:36of gold private
00:47:37safe
00:47:38oh he was was he
00:47:40boss I'm sorry
00:47:41this might have killed you
00:47:42a long time ago
00:47:43it's not my club it's his club
00:47:52and you're lucky
00:47:53that he's not getting me to execute every single one of you
00:47:56no one
00:47:58and I mean no one
00:47:59touches him
00:48:00you're not making any sense
00:48:02this is Caden
00:48:04my fucked up son
00:48:05no he's not
00:48:06this is Will O'Connell
00:48:08what
00:48:10what
00:48:12Will O'Connell's son
00:48:13what the fuck
00:48:15it's always not my real father
00:48:17my mom had an affair
00:48:19that's a lie
00:48:20it's not a lie
00:48:21she was gonna leave this piece of shit
00:48:23Will felt really bad
00:48:26didn't want to make her look
00:48:27he's a best friend
00:48:28no wonder
00:48:30you look nothing alike
00:48:32his mother
00:48:34never slept with no other
00:48:36I am at your service
00:48:38thank you
00:48:45you heard him
00:48:46you heard him
00:48:47I swear
00:48:47I swear
00:48:48Pat
00:48:49wait
00:48:50why don't you go take a cup
00:48:54mom
00:48:55how's it
00:49:06not with you
00:49:15you looked like a loser
00:49:19the other night
00:49:20and nobody
00:49:21maybe
00:49:26I should be dating Caden
00:49:28instead
00:49:29of that little
00:49:31wannabe bitch
00:49:32even
00:49:33it's calculus
00:49:34oh my god
00:49:35oh my god
00:49:35hey
00:49:36you really
00:49:38picked the wrong guy
00:49:40to see this
00:49:40this is my
00:49:41school
00:49:42and it's about
00:49:43fucking time
00:49:44that I
00:49:45got fucking problems
00:49:46what about you
00:49:49big man
00:49:49no
00:49:51no
00:49:51wanna be next
00:49:54huh
00:49:55what's the matter
00:50:01this super funny
00:50:02take my head
00:50:03we got all in his mouth
00:50:08you are all
00:50:09going to submit
00:50:10to me
00:50:11the hard way
00:50:17no
00:50:18get the fucking face
00:50:19off your thing
00:50:20see this
00:50:27this is just the beginning
00:50:28because after this
00:50:29all three of you
00:50:30are going back to your
00:50:31locker room with you
00:50:31and you are going to
00:50:32really
00:50:33submit to me
00:50:34okay nobody is going to help you
00:50:53pay me
00:50:53I had him kill
00:50:58well I am waiting ladies
00:51:08well Nancy I'm just teaching a lesson in respect
00:51:14mister I don't care who your father is
00:51:18school
00:51:18you are at school
00:51:22you are at school
00:51:23no
00:51:25no
00:51:26he's now mine
00:51:28now you
00:51:40you
00:51:41are all gonna lie
00:51:42their phone
00:51:42gets a bullet
00:51:44in their head
00:51:45fucking
00:51:46you
00:51:47now
00:51:48now
00:51:48because see
00:51:50I want to take my time
00:51:52with this
00:51:53no
00:51:54please please
00:51:54please
00:51:55why would you let him do this
00:51:57is it crazy
00:51:59why don't you come and do
00:52:00that
00:52:00oh wait
00:52:01I did
00:52:03meet the O'Connell
00:52:15you
00:52:16because you
00:52:19you
00:52:23you disrespected me
00:52:25and my family name
00:52:27and when you disrespect me
00:52:29you get
00:52:30gonna pay for it starting girls they thought you were too good for me
00:52:38well you're about to become a whole lot less
00:52:44it's gonna help you huh do you boyfriend can't go away Keaton has got two bullets
00:53:14oh so you lovely ladies look for this guy huh they are members of the O'Connell crime
00:53:23family which means that they work for my father which means that they work for me
00:53:27I thought the O'Connell's worked for he got hit by a truck there are no O'Connell's left
00:53:34actually there is one some trick it's gonna save you that's no tricky that's me yes
00:53:46just keep your guns up all right now everybody put your fucking guns down okay he ain't your boss
00:54:03yes he is
00:54:06bit him your genie
00:54:11what the fuck are you doing I didn't think you could lower your guns
00:54:15I'm just following orders sweetheart we'll be done
00:54:18sure
00:54:20that's mine again
00:54:22oh you're dead don't you when I tell him that you slap me I got your message boss
00:54:31I need you to kill this piece of shit
00:54:38yeah
00:54:40this is world
00:54:42janitor
00:54:43you shut the fuck you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
00:54:45what the fuck you don't know what the fuck you don't know what the O'Connell family does
00:54:58not tolerate threatening children but boss we were just if I see any of you fucking rats
00:55:05if you're ever again I'll fucking kill you
00:55:07I'm gonna stand
00:55:08I have
00:55:12what are you just leaving me
00:55:20everybody's leaving me
00:55:21can you catch on to that
00:55:23friends
00:55:26what is it that you said to me
00:55:29right here
00:55:30in front of this fucking locker
00:55:37boi
00:55:52what do i deny all those federal inmates some young fresh meat dang
00:55:56as soon as he wakes up
00:55:58oh no no no you are kidding
00:55:59yes i can
00:56:00i own half the district attorneys in town
00:56:02I own half the district attorneys in town boy. I'll see you in 40 years to life, pal.
00:56:18Go.
00:56:20I'm sorry. I was cruelty.
00:56:24After that day school actually became fun.
00:56:27I became a straight-A student. I was very popular with the ladies. Not that I ever acted on it.
00:56:38But the best part was after saving the school, I gained a reputation for fixing things.
00:56:44I understand that you're having trouble with certain elements.
00:56:50I'm coming out.