- 6/29/2025
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00:00Oh
00:30You're on the bed girl, you're on the bed grade
00:31You'll handle that type of video
00:33Yeah, you can call, don't burn, it's an injury
00:34Yeah, this is gonna be a simple location
00:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:38Look at the dawn of the day
00:39Yeah, I gotta fall in the band
00:40It's my world and then
00:43It's my world and then
00:45It's my world so
00:46Never even know that
00:48It's my world and we're all in the myth
00:50Now wait for a bell to dream
00:51I'm blowing a beat of something
00:53I'm gonna never let it dream
00:55Cause I know I've got another thing coming
00:56Another thing coming
00:58You told us always have another thing
00:59all right guys hope you enjoy our fishing boat the ss zack's dad after a zack decided to gamble
01:10it away i had to get it back it wasn't easy but uh not everything's easy anyway zack told me he's
01:19actually made further than more black people would i'm not seeing any yet maybe this guy's gonna show
01:23up i don't know i hope you guys enjoy this boat yes fam you know it is tough for us you know us
01:30black men out there you know after i realized that milo was black give me my wrestling where's the
01:34black comfort it must come for me i must also be a black so it's just four blacks chill in a boat
01:40you know and you know i had an epiphany i realized that being racist was bad and that black people
01:47is real heroes hail black people i'm enjoying black panther can i become a member of wakanda please
01:53oh oh oh oh listen mr murphy you ain't getting into wakanda you're getting into wakinda
02:02because sure milo supposedly might be the reincarnation of malcolm x and milo's my friend
02:06you know we're we're buds but i don't really fully believe that and uh but dude come on if milo got
02:14blacked in it it certainly wouldn't be from your stupid ass i'm sorry it's just come on i'm you're
02:19you're just you were so fucking racist dude you literally made me eat outside whenever i'd come
02:25to your house you made me use a different water fountain which just amounted to me having to
02:30drink water from the hose and you literally would randomly piss on me for no reason and now you're
02:34just trying to act like you're down with it i mean you're not even like terrible like a white
02:40liberal trying to trying to act cool he's like a fucking retard i mean the only reason we're letting
02:46here is i'm afraid of milo when i don't know you just want to act long but uh there's gonna be
02:50bait around your legs pretty soon and you'll know why oh mr murphy are you serious dumb me human my son
02:56um drink water from the hose just because he's black that is a hate crime in fact if it wasn't for
03:03the fact around this boat and i feel like being in a good mood today i would sue yo ass all the way
03:09straight ahead honestly uh zach and uh zach's dad who i'm too lazy to learn the lame of you guys are
03:15not wrong my dad is generally a pretty big piece of shit i'm shocked i'm even allowing him to come on
03:20the boat with me but uh zach listen we're going to have to tie a weight around this retard speed and
03:26throw him in the water i don't even know how my dad survived he got poisoned with enough anthrax to
03:32kill 900 elephants but somehow he persisted they'll be sure be ashamed if he you know died on this boat
03:39trip oh we that'll be a shame yeah i can't watch i'm fine with that please do it i see how my
03:48little dad's gotta go in fact i thought mort killed him after his after your old mom poisoned him mate
03:55but he was still alive and now he's still here like my like my cojony man i don't get why this
04:04that by this blood it thinks he can stay alive you know it's giving me the cheapest creepers
04:10honestly zach you're right once we kill my dad i can live with you guys and i can fully embrace a
04:13black color turn heritage in fact i've created a name for myself i'm done with using my fucking
04:17slave name my new name is my loco murphy key my loco murphy key is my official new name that you
04:24must call me hey i'll catch up i'm gonna get some snacks four bags of pistachios please yo was good
04:32nigga you remember how cavendish was in the doof empire all that well he got his faggot ass kicked
04:38out help a broke nigga out i gotta put the fries in the bag now at least gimme five bucks five bucks
04:46maybe we'll get some fucking fine shit to come over and the fucking smd if you get what i'm saying
04:52bruh but for five bucks bruh i ain't paying you that much for selling me where's bruh hell no
04:57uh fuck nah slime you get me fam i'm from the jit hood street and wood
05:03oh block ko man that milo kid is a fucking bitch i think someone should rape his dog's ass in front
05:11of him damn fucking cocksucker can't lend a nigga a lincoln fucking snake ass nigga snitch ass nigga
05:19bitch ass nigga wannabe hood fucking white boy bitch i hope he contracts aids in his fucking cock
05:25dies fucking a chopped shit lol listen dakota you have to understand i have in my hand a job
05:31application for you has already got a job working at sears and robot company oh shit they're out of
05:38business okay well i just got a new job thanks to my job powers yeah i have a new superpower that
05:45grants me access to get a job publication for myself and i have applied us both to get a job
05:50at a local establishment they call mcdonald's and i believe that we can profit a lot from this
05:59you see i share the way it works is apparently is some stupid attorney should where you take the
06:04customers order like some sort of artificial intelligence would they give you something
06:10called a tip which i assume is them sticking their tip in your ass or something like that
06:14because i'm not quite familiar with the honest tipping as in the future the only thing we do is
06:19uh watch fran and scrawl magazine 4chan and they uh do some weird shit where we get something let's
06:28call a pay check now i'm not familiar with the term but i assume it's like maybe you uh i don't
06:36actually know you see i don't know about you dakota but i've never worked a day in my life
06:39all i do is just jack off at the time bureau attorney tva all we did was just do was just do
06:46tasks and shit and mr block will be played us in getting head from one of this many many many many
06:52many hoes and i'm hoping that what we can do is instead of going to the gay ass mcdonald's because
06:58they realized that was retarded what we can do instead is go up and sneak in using new disguises and
07:04go back into the tbu and that way we can even like maybe try to rip savary you know what i'm saying
07:10also uh yeah we do need to and if we are gonna rip to man then we need to find a brick
07:17and then we made to murk him but then we can off the taps of man uh maybe show this to me hits
07:22huh come on nigga no fuck no new new oh i will never get a job i jerk off to pog twerk comps on
07:30pornhub and spank bang new oh i sure i guess we can find brick and his arab girl good boy who's a
07:39good boy good boy good dog you're always trinner rage bait a nigga but shut your white ass up for
07:45i swiss cheese i swear dakota doofenschmitz thinks that by depriving me of being in the doof empire
07:51and kicking me out that my entire career in existence will be crippled nor does he know that i am a self-made
07:56man that is why we're gonna go to brick at savannah and ask them to assassinate doof that's right
08:02doof has been quite a stain on me once i kill doof well brick kills doof but once everyone knows i
08:07kill doof i get to rule the universe by laws of the jungle and i create molly lead wherever we
08:12cross to suck my dick the laws of the jungle also implies big dick nigga you got a word
08:17ah dakota what is the name of that one popular song the rock sings in moana i forget you're welcome
08:22there we are
08:27look in savannah should be here but look at all these rich people i can reach out for them and i can
08:31ride off their success oh oh yes but we must stay composed dakota to currently stop getting angry
08:35you're gonna distract everyone you're gonna make everyone pay attention to us we must not try
08:38attention to ourselves dakota stay calm okay now that we're in here we must find these two chickens
08:42and with savannah from savannah's probably chopped i've never seen her before she must be some sharp
08:45shit of brick is hanging around here because obviously if it was an attractive woman brick would be all
08:48over there they are counting and pounding and counting it's two tva employees
08:54the law
08:57oh
09:00ah melissa could you please
09:03okay well let's show some respect she out-tranceed you by a lot buddy i heard the comments you made
09:07walking in me and our stricty partners friends as well but that's
09:11you fucking dirty pig you cannot see women as anything but sex objects huh
09:22fucking porn brain dirtbag I'd up poll and shoot you if it was not a party
09:27yo cavendish chill the fuck out man she and brick are just friends men and women
09:33can be platonic you know right
09:35we need you to kill a man what is the price one million buckaroos
09:45bricks log may 30th 2017 me and my partner savannah were just working on a new case
09:53trying to figure out why the plutonium samples were missing from dr. villain's lot vault and
10:00you know we know that if he can keep those plutonium samples that he will stop the world
10:04but in the middle of our plan to stop him two people called cavendish two lesser time travel
10:11agents who have no importance or sophistication or dignification shown up and they started
10:16fantasizing and romanticizing savannah as if she was a common piece of meat now as a decent human
10:22being I immediately shut this down but then he told me that he wished that this cavendish person
10:26who I find very disgusting and he reeks of fucking rutabaga and fucking disgusting samush spell
10:33he's a weirdo he was trying to get savannah to let him hit as the kids would say now obviously as a
10:40self-respecting woman she would never go on it with you nor I never touch that to the 10 foot pole
10:44the only 10 foot pole I would touch cavendish with is a fucking spear and I would kill him but he
10:50wants me to kill a man called doofenshmirtz now yeah I know that I know about history to know about
10:56the doofempire but really the doofempire that's pretty much to dig out I'm not doing that for just
11:03a million dollars like I usually do no to kill doof who cost me one billion pounds now obviously doofenshmirtz is
11:11some interesting guy I'm sure I've heard a little bit about him I know his empire got starved when
11:16he got absolutely raped so hard he exploded and by that I mean I just made that up for the sake of
11:21completing the narrative in reality I don't know nothing about doof to me doofenshmirtz is a foreign
11:26name he sounds like a jewish person and I'm pretty sure jews were out loud in the fucking voting laws of
11:33two thousand nine hundred and seventeen which is where I'm from by the way just a bit of a notice
11:38but obviously I've monologued that before um I'm brick and today I know it must be done
11:47doofenshmirtz is jewish and I was sworn oath to stop any jews from tickling up and by that I of
11:55course mean cavendish offered me one billion dollars in store and gold he stole from egyptians
12:00back in the third century so I'm gonna take it and then I'm gonna massacre doof's whole family
12:06okay brick I suppose a billion dollars most of which is in zimbabwe money but you don't know
12:13that is enough to suffice along with the egyptian gold of king tots but blogging cleopatra so uh
12:20fucking I don't know but fucking perfume I suppose that will be enough now killing doof is no easy
12:29task he is the king and he's heavily guarded everyone in this entire world sucks his dick because he's the
12:34king they will kill to you know stop you from killing them you and savannah now I have conditions
12:40so far not must at least once stand on top of a random windy sewer gate like marilyn no no didn't
12:46flashed his skirt up and uh I swear to god if she is wearing long shorts under the fucking skirt there
12:52the whole mission is fucking called out okay you can kiss goodbye you fucking zimbabwe money in your
12:57cuntuck butt flood if I don't see a flapper I don't see the littlest peak of little cheeky pussy
13:03under the dress a littlest peak of nice little ass a little bit of a slutty waist popping out when
13:09her dress flaps off around that massive rhinoceros sized ass and if that happens we will continue the
13:17mission but if it doesn't know I'll fucking tell you you always treated me like I was lesser but you
13:22don't know of my scars use say and I quote you always treat me like I'm lesser well you are
13:30balbazar yeah that's your first name I knew it your first name is balbazar well was our cavanish
13:38but mind that why are you trying to go for my friend savannah like dapro you're a weirdo you would
13:45think number one I think you're like 80 and Dakota tells me you're still a virgin Brian me personally I'm
13:5133 I can bench 220 I have a lot of money in my ball and you're telling trying to set the term for the
13:59deal like I bench 220 my brother in Christ you couldn't even match 22 so uh also the terms here
14:06I will kill doof and you will pay me one billion dollars you will go with me you will go where you
14:13will come with me Dakota Savannah and Savannah and you will be a freaking whatever weed a distraction if we
14:19need to we will take our doof and I am not telling you you will be placed in charge if anything his
14:24robot will probably place a charm as I've known allowed not to norm as he is well known in the
14:29future as a famous comedian as robots don't die in fact norm is a world-class comedian he is probably
14:34the best comedian since your entire career Dakota you're cool you can be part of the main mission
14:42while cavendish is the distraction I know a strong black queen when I see one let's go make some
14:47beautiful black babies with my beautiful black cock and your beautiful black vagina honey I'm ready
14:52for loof sheets on the ground legs spread on the table you better do more all right time to take
14:59out doof so what we can get our reward of one billion zimbabwe bucks which according to you
15:03is the most valuable form currency let's go smoke a pharmacist me and Savannah are gonna kill him
15:10Dakota since we don't like you anymore you're gonna be a distraction with cavendish because
15:14supposedly the Toofenshmirtz guy recognizes you so it'll be easy bait all right just don't buck up
15:20the distraction okay good hey still eyes closed so girl we got off on the wrong foot my name is
15:28Deckard and nice to fuck you now say it back ha listen up Rick I have one slight problem with
15:33fame number one you're openly disrespecting me in front of my girlfriend no less so I think you owe me a
15:39little bit of respect okay I literally hired you I'm in charge right two one of you and Savannah go
15:46strip down to your own naked run in doof's room and start shaking your ass yeah huh dowd's track doofy
15:53huh maybe me and the clothing snake in fuck all the horse and his pleasure squad and then we can
15:59save the day and we can ride off you best stop with the comments we can drop your stupid pervert pig
16:04us in the 1700s and we can watch George Washington rape you and that's no George wasn't gonna affect
16:10you free real really so so good he gonna make you calm and cheers and modify weird outfits
16:17here we are deuce mansion he's hosting a party here you guys go in as patrons we'll go into the
16:25back exit okay wait a second this is not doof's mansion this is red robin what are we doing here
16:31shit I could go for some wings let's go in and think of another way to get doof yo what's good
16:36what do y'all want to eat have the boneless wings please that is some pussy baby shit nigga want
16:42chicken nug let me get that shit y'all win boys need some real wings shit man I wanted some hennessy
16:49where the fuck did that come from some chill ass man bought them for you he's trend I talked to
16:54y'all about some shit well did you catch his name somebody says big dick chill stoner nonchalant calm chill
16:59collected stud named big mitch
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