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00:00The Ferb's Dick Saga
00:05All your favorite people
00:07Phineas has a small cock and doofus kinda evil
00:10Lina is a OnlyFans whore
00:11And Carl takes it all
00:13Perry fights for good
00:14And Vanessa has a giant
00:15The Ferb's Dick Saga
00:17The Ferb's Saga
00:18The Ferb's Dick
00:20Dick
00:21So the show is the best
00:23Marlo has black people law
00:24He is Malcolm X
00:26And Zach is a simp
00:27Kavendash is a Nazi
00:29He beats his dick to lolly
00:30Dakota smokes dope and drops the N-word
00:32Oh, yeah
00:35If you watch this show, your penis big
00:39If you watch this show, your penis big
00:41If you watch this show, your penis big
00:43The Ferb's Dick Saga
00:45The Ferb's Saga
00:46Ferb's Dick
00:47Dick
00:49Ferb's Dick Saga
00:50The Ferb's Saga
00:52Ferb's Dick
00:53Dick
00:54So the show is the best
00:57Marlo has black people law
00:58He is Malcolm X
00:59From the PFT studio in marginally attractive downtown Danville
01:07Animated live in front of a studio audience
01:09It's the Phineas and Ferb musical Cliptastic Countdown
01:13And now our hosts
01:14From opposite ends of the moral, ethical, and philosophical spectrum
01:17Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Major Francis Monogram
01:21Hello Danville
01:23Hello, people!
01:24My name is Doofa Bed-Jakar
01:27Inshallah to all of you
01:29And we are setting up a charity ball
01:32For all of the people of Danville
01:34Especially the disadvantaged children
01:36Thank you
01:37Now, Major Monogram
01:39Uh, uh...
01:41Shut up, Doofa!
01:42I'm only here to fuck these delicious orphans
01:44You know you're going live, and I know
01:46I know these-
01:46I love kids like that
01:47They're like shit
01:48Scoring
01:49With my huge juvie
01:50Goes t-
01:51Now, we
01:52Get ready for number 10
01:54And, uh, this kid in the audience
01:56Yeah, you with the pump booty
01:57Meet me behind the stage
01:59While we're showing number 10
02:00It's a pretty long song
02:02So we'll have plenty of time
02:04Ladies and gentlemen
02:06These turned lesbian over-sexual grampies
02:09Are all eggs
02:10Oh, I'm here to go
02:17Oh, I'm here to go
02:19Oh, I'm here to go
02:21Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
02:22Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
02:25Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah
02:26Oh, no, yeah
02:28I'm here to go
02:29Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
02:30Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
02:32Those we gathered
02:33We're Estándati
02:34I, I, I
02:35C, C, C is
02:35Lett-
02:39I'm here to go
02:40Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
02:41Chet-
02:42Cro committee
02:43That's the scissory
02:45Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
02:45Is it good?
02:45Oh, yeah
02:46Oh, yeah
02:47We're running
02:48We're running
02:48We're running
02:50We're running
02:51We ought to go
02:58We're running
03:01We're running
03:02What your brothers are doing right now!
03:03Who cares?
03:06Well, how'd you like that one, D-man?
03:09I thought it was pretty good!
03:10I feel like a lot of women musicians in the industry
03:12are often ignored because people think they're only famous for their sexual appearance
03:16or how attractive they are.
03:17In reality, these musicians are quite good
03:19and I'm happy that we're getting all their races are shown and being represented.
03:23E out of ten, this is a very good song
03:25and it's definitely a feminist pop anthem.
03:28Hashtag slay!
03:30I thought the sex appeal sucked.
03:32I mean, check your shirt off.
03:33You know that whole street lingo thing?
03:35You can't really pull that off.
03:37Rule number nine.
03:39I'm just telling you as a friend.
03:41I've read over a while like me.
03:47Yeah, no, that way.
03:48Yeah, no.
03:49You really?
03:50Hey.
03:50Oh, Jerry!
03:51Jerry made me a guy because I wanted fries.
03:56CGT and I really looked like 50 other guys.
04:00Jeremy is probably gay.
04:02He loves to say slay.
04:04I'm gonna break Jeremy's bike.
04:06He's just a lot.
04:08But yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:11Fuck Jeremy.
04:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:14Fuck Jeremy.
04:16Not at all let me be in charge.
04:18Cause I shoved them by fire.
04:20Yeah, yeah.
04:21Jeremy's dick.
04:22Yeah, yeah.
04:23Jeremy's dick.
04:24Yeah, yeah.
04:25Jeremy's dick.
04:26Yeah, yeah.
04:27Merry.
04:28Merry.
04:29Merry.
04:30This side is fucking fast.
04:32Hey, slut, you into B.S.M.?
04:37Our next song coming up is the drummer of a super-washed rock group.
04:41They made a lot of albums that their fans think are good.
04:43Those fans, all they do is do Whit-Bits and jerk off to My Little Pony.
04:47In reality, all those songs suck.
04:49And the only good songs are the LIGHT BIRBAL!
04:52I'm- I'm just getting word that Love-Headler White.
04:54Hail Hitler!
04:55I mean, hail Love-Headler.
04:56Anyway, this next song is called Ain't Got Rhythm.
04:59And uh, if it was about Doof, it would be called Ain't Got-
05:03Agent M, sir.
05:05What the fuck?
05:06A monkey?
05:06I know you stick your dick in here, Major Mondrum.
05:08I know what type of men you are.
05:09You are an animal fucker!
05:11Ah!
05:12What the fuck are you with the preference waging for Simon the Shark-ass to our children from doing too-money patch-out?
05:16It was so go-
05:17Moving on.
05:18Number 8.
05:19Roll Tasty!
05:22They're saying that you ain't got charges.
05:24But look at your dick right there!
05:26You got your balls out next to the kids, and you're waving them in the air, man, with a fuck-
05:32I ain't got charges, you see.
05:34I'm just fraying in full concern.
05:36And even if I got my balls out, it don't really matter.
05:39Because I am a winner!
05:42You see, song, I was interrupting.
05:44That just doesn't mean I was a pedophile like everybody thinks.
05:47I was a good man!
05:48A great man!
05:49I never touched a kid!
05:50Come on, man!
05:52Oh yeah, my bad.
05:54Sorry, I fucked up.
05:55Yeah.
05:56I ain't got shit.
05:57I ain't got charges at all, man.
05:58Are you serious?
06:00Doobie.
06:01I ain't got charges, man.
06:02I ain't got a single charge.
06:04Are you serious, man?
06:05You literally got charges!
06:07You beat your wife!
06:08What's your screaming?
06:09And you threw out her look black!
06:10I would get trained!
06:11Chalding!
06:12We'll trip to each other!
06:13I didn't do that!
06:15I did none of that!
06:16I did none of that!
06:17This is PowerPoint media!
06:18Trying to make me look bad!
06:19Trying to make me look fat!
06:20Or trying to make me look gay!
06:21I did not wear any of that, son!
06:23Oh well, have a nice day!
06:24Unless you forgot my favorite book!
06:26The 100 Waste of Rape!
06:27Get the great book!
06:28Get the great book!
06:29The grace of what I need!
06:30You will be shocked!
06:31It made me blast works in my flippering room!
06:34I hope it's like all you said is what is hot!
06:37I ain't got revenue and I ain't got...
06:39Stargreens!
06:40Mama Bank was super innocent!
06:42We never had touched a kid!
06:45Unless they were 16 and we were in Germany!
06:48You ain't got charges!
06:50You'll beat your mind!
06:52You can!
06:53You won't!
06:54I did not help you die!
06:55I ain't got charges, you man!
06:56Shut the f***** up!
06:57You got summative!
06:58I ain't got charges!
06:59You got charges, you bastard!
07:00I ain't got charges!
07:01You raped the women!
07:03I ain't got charges!
07:04You're rich and lubed!
07:05You gots!
07:06You gots!
07:07It's a man!
07:08Try to keep this point!
07:09I ain't got charges!
07:10You got charges!
07:11I ain't got charges!
07:12You ain't got charges!
07:13I got charges!
07:14I love...
07:15My...
07:16My...
07:17Could you shut that fuck out, please?
07:19Would you just go join the band?
07:21I got...
07:23Some...
07:25I touch women
07:27I be too good
07:29I eat it
07:31It's on the critical focus
07:33I got charges
07:35This next song coming out is about Candace
07:37I think she's a rap fam
07:39I tried to hit it once and she talked about the patriarchy
07:41And I asked, is that when you love your country or something?
07:45No
07:47Really smart, actually
07:49Now on to the song
07:51Candace
07:53Shut up, Mom!
07:55Listen, these fiends infirmed their tits
07:57But Jeremy's so much worse, listen
07:59Jeremy tried to touch me when I was seven
08:01And you did nothing about it
08:03Just like with Lawrence and all the others
08:05It makes me come to one conclusion
08:07All men are evil
08:09I'm gonna choose the bear
08:13At home, an instant
08:15They most fun reveal
08:17They always try to have said to me
08:19But they never listen to what I have to say over the phone
08:21And I have to be after them for like an hour and night in my air
08:25While Lawrence tried to touch me
08:29Jeremy tried to cop a meal
08:31He's like 50 and you need no one tell me what that'll do
08:35Tell me what that'll do
08:37You are a terrible parent, too
08:41But you know Jeremy is so much worse
08:43My alliance alive here
08:45Is he with a clean-up crew
08:47From when you lost me, Rogers
08:49Who was Moses' goal
08:51Oh
08:53Lawrence is evil
08:55You need to listen to the spastic drink
08:57You need to listen to the spastic drink
08:59That's the end
09:01I've heard a guy say the game onward
09:03For say Julie-Fa was innocent
09:05I'm the riddlest of the most evil world
09:07Mr. Bruce
09:09Julie-Fa
09:11I'm going to die
09:13I'm converting to Islam Mom
09:17They respect women and their religion
09:19I'm going to die
09:21I'm going to die
09:23I'm converting to Islam Mom
09:25They respect women and their religion
09:27I'm going to die
09:29I'm going to die
09:31I'm going to die
09:33That was stupid
09:35I'm making that one my ringtone for sure
09:37Actually my ringtone is
09:39His fine old breasts
09:41And then I remixed it with his daughter talking on CNN
09:43And then I remixed it with his daughter talking on CNN
09:49That's right it's
09:51Jared Fogel from Soakley
09:53Otherwise called as the Subway Man
09:55And the man
09:57I already know it's when you jump like that
10:11Then they open my dicks and you get it
10:13Down to your ass, they're ass so fat
10:15Oh yeah oh yeah
10:17Your ass is so fucking fat
10:19I'm going to destroy it with my big booty
10:21Damn like me
10:23Slip my diet
10:25That went over and shit right on my face
10:27I'm going to house your ass so fucking fat
10:29I'm going to die
10:31I'm going to die
10:33I'm going to die
10:35I'm going to die
10:37I'm going to die
10:39I'm going to die
10:41I'm going to die
10:43I'm going to die
10:45I'm going to die
10:47I'm going to die
10:49I'm going to die
10:51I'm going to die
10:53I'm going to die
10:55I'm going to die
10:57I'm going to die
10:59I'm going to die
11:01I'm going to die
11:03Oh my god, who do you want to thank you for?
11:05Ow, girl, you're taking a...
11:07Oh, but that ain't long, cause I'm out of here
11:09All the fucking hoes, you remember, they get out of here
11:13What am I thinking?
11:15Let me fuck fucks up
11:17Give me that one, oh
11:19And I'll poop all over your face
11:21Oh, oh, yeah
11:23For the pack, for the pack, for the pack
11:25That hoes got a nice ass, who are you?
11:27Cool boy
11:29Fuck my dick, let me suck my dick
11:31Fuck you, fuck you, don't eat that magic
11:33Let me give that uncle, oh man
11:35Let me suck it, let me get
11:37Let me hit, oh man
11:39Don't go away, folks! When we come back
11:41We'll have the final four!
11:45Plus, a special video
11:47That will enslave the tri-state area!
11:51I mean, uh...
11:53Engrave my pie plate carrier
11:57Look, it's silver!
11:59Silver! It was a wedding gift
12:01I got it in the divorce
12:03That's right, ladies! I'm available!
12:07Pump fifteen-year-old ass like that
12:09Makes me not blame Jeffrey Epstein
12:11GET DAMNED!
12:12And we're back
12:13Not omen, but it's always a man
12:15So, here's a little number
12:17I like to call four
12:19Oh, what a tearjerker
12:21I'm like a tearjerker and fucking busted
12:23In that whole Asian lady's-
12:25Really not wearing socks?
12:27Uh, my little butt slut over their coals
12:29Uh, cleaning them with his-
12:30Almost done, sir!
12:31Well, here's video number three
12:33See how you've been stroking
12:41You think that I can't see
12:43But all we already know
12:45That you blow your tiny tree
12:47I see you turking your shaft
12:49And you say that you're good now
12:51But when I opened my room
12:53It's how you beating your meat
12:55And I thought, how?
12:56Your dick is so small
12:57I thought it was a crow
12:59You think you've gotten away with this
13:01But we all know you're just busting
13:03All over that photo of my yacht
13:06You're busting
13:08All over the showers
13:10Yaha
13:11You're the short fairies bully
13:13And you rave the troll to the haze
13:17You're busting us
13:19And all over the street chandelier
13:22Charlene's echo says I'm very
13:24The jost of your dick and ear
13:26Cupid golden
13:28I'm gonna floss you
13:30With my police calf on
13:32Like you're a black monkey
13:34Woo, woo, woo, woo
13:35You're busted on the floor
13:37I'm shaking my guy at galore
13:39I can see your dick for coming
13:41And you're such a fucking loser
13:43That you're busting
13:45Candace is here too
13:46For some reason
13:47I do not know why
13:49She looks like a frog
13:50Who got ripped
13:51What a guy
13:53Uh-huh
13:54You're busted all over my couch
13:57You're busting all over Charlene's couch
13:59You're busted on the floor
14:01In major monograms
14:03Hordor
14:05Here
14:06We got you and Forte
14:07Is your real
14:09So poor gay
14:10Ah, doof
14:11After hearing that song
14:12I feel I could go at least
14:13Eight rounds
14:14So then down to the clip
14:15Pleasure
14:16Atomy Notha
14:18Yeah
14:20Yeah
14:22Why the funny
14:23It's a song
14:24And it's about something real
14:25As fuck
14:26Let's go
14:27I want the Vold, I want the Pussy, I want the Cunt, I want the Box, I want the Hold, I want the Tread, I want the Snatch, I want the Spani, I want the Beaver, I want the Wasp, I want the White, I want the Crim, I want the E-Mining, I want the Mings, I want the Funami.
14:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ferb, Ferb, Ferb, Ferb, Ferb, I want the Kid, I want the Cunt, I want the Cunt, I want the Bust, that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want the Dash, I want the Crim, oh yeah, Ferb, Flavs, Pussy.
15:06Now that you're in this cage, I'll zap you with the Evil Renator, I'll bring back the glorious status quo of how it used to be, how things were, before that fucking loser, fuck my lol Murphy!
15:17No! But I put so much effort and development into becoming a good person, please, you're gonna ruin a ton of development just to keep the status quo and keep OG fans happy, NOOOOOOO!
15:28The Bumstick signed up, ending credits, la la la, la la, black lady!
15:35Fuck Israel, fuck United States, fuck Palestine, fuck the arts, la la lonely!
15:42Now, who are you?
15:58Heinz Duffler, professional lolly lover.
16:01Get out there!
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