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HOT MILF MOVIE  comedy, romance,   When two LA burlesque dancers accidentally get involved in a mob hit, they hit the road and end up in a small town in Texas only to turn the town upside down and the mob after them.   *  #watchfreemovie  #watcnow  #fullmovie  #watchonlinemovie  #freestreaming  #StreamingNow  #MovieRecommendations  #MustWatch  #ClassicMovies  #Thriller  #Mystery  #WatchOnline  #TopRatedMovies  #CinemaLovers  #DramaFilm  #ForeignFilms  #AwardWinning  #MovieOfTheDay  #InstantClassic  #FeelGoodMovies  #RetroMovies  #MovieClips  #BestCinematography  #StreamingTonight  #LateNightMovies  #RomanticDrama  #Top10Movies  #PopcornTime  #MovieMarathon  #LoveStory  #romanticmovie  #WatchFree  #FreeMoviesOnline  #FilmOfTheYear  #BestMoviesEver  #Comedy  #FunnyMovie  #mustwatchmovie  #Movie  #Film  #filme  #Movies  #FullMovies  #ActionMovies  #ComedyMovies  #HorrorMovies  #DramaMovies  #RomanticMovies  #ThrillerMovies  #EuropeanFilms  #europeanmovie  #FrenchCinema  #SpanishMovies  #ItalianFilms  #GermanMovies  #EuropeanMovieClips  #EuropeanFilmFestival  #BestEuropeanMovies  #TopEuropeanFilms  #ClassicEuropeanCinema  #EuropeanDramaFilms  #EuropeanFilmAwards  #ScandinavianMovies  #EuropeanHorrorFilms  #EuropeanComedyMovies  #EuropeanArtFilms  #EuropeanIndieFilms

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00:00:00Fabulous job ladies. Thanks Lady Jeanette. Don't forget to see me about your paychecks.

00:00:14Oh, I almost forgot. Olga. Honey, lay off the borscht. You were jiggling more than a sumo convention tonight.

00:00:27She has it out of her, I swear. She's always right. Yes, we're talking about you.

00:00:37Eat a bag of shit, carpet, liquor. Stupid Russian bitch.

00:00:44Hey baby, I'm hungry. Oh, I bet you are. Unfortunately, I can't eat tonight and I've got an edition tomorrow morning.

00:00:53And you know what that means. Yeah, another shot at the bulimia national title.

00:01:00If I get the job, I'll take you out to dinner tomorrow.

00:01:05Okay.

00:01:07I told you I was gonna get money and you know it.

00:01:11What's that? I don't know. Probably one of her infamous love triangles.

00:01:15Listen to me. Someone our age, she is really freaky.

00:01:19Oh yeah, tell me about it. Anyways, I gotta use the bathroom. Get a check for us.

00:01:23You know you're saying something you shouldn't be saying.

00:01:26Because I'm gonna take care of you and close this whole fucking place down.

00:01:30Are you really? Yeah. Where would you go on a Friday night?

00:01:33Oh, I need this place like I need a fucking home.

00:01:36Then why are you always here?

00:01:38Well, because, because I said I would promote your girls all over town for 20% of the door.

00:01:44Aha!

00:01:45Your place was packed, but I didn't get paid, so where's my money?

00:01:49Up your ass. I never agreed to that shit.

00:01:51Hey, watch your mouth. You know what happens to old ladies with dirty mouths.

00:01:56Well, my mouth's been dirty ever since I gave you that blowjob last week.

00:02:01Bullshit. Bullshit. Am I speaking English or do I need to translate for you?

00:02:06Oh, please put that away. I've seen bigger and prettier in my day.

00:02:12Put the gun down, asshole!

00:02:14Trixie, get out of here. This is just his way of negotiating.

00:02:19He's flashing his gun around because his other parts just aren't big enough for me to notice.

00:02:26Oh, you couldn't feel a horse.

00:02:28Bite me.

00:02:29Just put the gun down!

00:02:31You better be going, young lady.

00:02:33Ah!

00:02:34Ah!

00:02:35Oh!

00:02:36Oh!

00:02:37Oh!

00:02:38Oh!

00:02:39Oh!

00:02:40Oh!

00:02:41Oh!

00:02:42Oh my God!

00:02:43Come on, Trixie, let's go! Come on! Come on!

00:02:47Hey!

00:02:48Oh! Come on!

00:02:49Oh!

00:02:50Oh!

00:02:51Oh!

00:02:52Oh!

00:02:53Oh my God!

00:02:54Oh my God!

00:02:55Oh my God!

00:02:56Oh my God!

00:02:57Oh!

00:02:58I can't believe this is happening.

00:03:02Didn't you learn anything from Phil Spector?

00:03:08I'm sorry, maybe.

00:03:09It was a total accident.

00:03:10I thought it was a prop gun.

00:03:11Oh!

00:03:12A prop gun.

00:03:13I haven't been in the show for years, and I have never seen a gun in it!

00:03:17never seen a gun in it. What are you doing pointing a gun at a mobster anyway? I don't

00:03:22know, okay? I had a moment of heroism. I didn't want to see Lady Jeanette get hurt.

00:03:28Why don't we leave the heroics for Wonder Woman and Xena? I'm sure Lady Jeanette can

00:03:32take care of her own. What is this for? Pack. For what? I haven't gotten that far, but I've

00:03:43seen enough movies with guns, gangsters, and showbiz girls to know they don't mix. Do

00:03:49you really think that they're going to come after us? You shot a member of the mob. They

00:03:56probably already put a bounty on their head. Well, what are we supposed to do? You got

00:04:00us into this mess? You have any great ideas? Hmm? Go to New York. I've always wanted to

00:04:09go to New York. Come on, we can whisk ourselves down Broadway through Times Square. We can't

00:04:15afford New York, Eva Gabor. We can get jobs. I'm hoping we don't have to be anywhere long

00:04:22enough to get jobs. Here. What is this? I'm not going to need this. Think again. Why? Remember

00:04:36how I told you all those stories about growing up outside of El Paso? Yes. I think my parents are

00:04:46going to do a visit. Hello, ladies. I'm Officer Dick. Hey, now this is official police business.

00:04:58Now I need to know if either of you have any information regarding who shot Lady Jeanette.

00:05:04I do. You weren't even- Shh, shh, shh. Don't listen to this whore. I saw everything. It was

00:05:13taxided. We're almost there. Alright, this is the middle of nowhere. The last Starbucks

00:05:23was 50 miles ago. What's wrong with the air out here? It's not fresh air, Trix. It's good

00:05:31for you. You'll get used to it. I hope so. I almost coughed up a lung. Now my parents aren't

00:05:37as open-minded as yours. So just remember the story, right? Yes. Yes, we're roommates.

00:05:44Mom! Oh my stars. Susan Lee, what are you doing here? After hearing all those wonderful stories

00:05:56about California, I thought you'd never come home to visit. I'm Mr. Sugar Plum. I missed you

00:06:00so much. And who's your friend? This is my roommate, Trixie. Oh, Trixie. Nice to meet you,

00:06:12Trixie. That's an interesting name. What kind of name is that? Um, well, Trixie's actually

00:06:17just my stage name. My real name's Patricia. So, you know. Oh, your stage name. You Californians

00:06:25sure are crazy. Oh, in these parts, we'd probably call you Tricia. Mind if I call you Tricia?

00:06:32Well, I think she'd probably prefer Trixie. Oh, all right. Trixie. Now where are those boys

00:06:38to help grab your bags? George? Junior? Susan Lee's here. Those boys are always up to no good.

00:06:47You probably haven't had a real home-cooked meal in a while. I'll have to make you one tonight.

00:06:53Men like to marry hardy-looking women. Now your, uh, your father's turned your bedroom

00:07:01into his hunting room. Do you all have problems sharing the couch? No, I'm fine with that.

00:07:08So, uh, how long are your girls in town for?

00:07:18About a week. Our apartment is being fumigated, so...

00:07:23Fumigated? You're not living in a slum, are you?

00:07:27No, Mom. It's okay. I heard there are a lot of no-good landlords out there

00:07:32that try to take advantage of young girls like you.

00:07:35So, Trixie, what do you do for work?

00:07:37Uh, I dance in the same show as Zulie.

00:07:40Did you bring in your costumes with you?

00:07:42Junior let Trixie finish telling her story.

00:07:45Well, it's funny you should even say anything.

00:07:47I remember when, when she was a little girl, I used to take her to ballet class.

00:07:51Oh, God, block your ears.

00:07:53When she was little, she used to wear her little tutu everywhere.

00:07:59She even wore it in the bathtub once. I got pictures.

00:08:05Thanks, Mom.

00:08:06Oh, my. You know, Junior, boys are going down to the creek tonight.

00:08:10You ought to go with them.

00:08:12I have to help Mom with the bake sale.

00:08:14You know, you need to get outside and get some fresh air.

00:08:18Boy belongs outside getting fresh air, not in the damn kitchen.

00:08:22George.

00:08:23What?

00:08:24Those boys are nothing but trouble.

00:08:26All they do is shoot at raccoons and set off fireworks.

00:08:29Yeah, boys will be boys.

00:08:31Same stuff I used to do when I was a kid.

00:08:33It's good for them.

00:08:34I think Junior needs better influences around them

00:08:37than that group you want them to hang out with.

00:08:39Nothing wrong with them boys.

00:08:40They're a newspaper headline waiting to happen.

00:08:43Mom.

00:08:44Dad.

00:08:45I'm so sorry.

00:08:47Where are my manners?

00:08:49I'm sure you girls have lots of stories to tell.

00:08:53Trixie, why is there so little on your plate?

00:08:57I made plenty of food to go around.

00:08:59There's no sense in rationing.

00:09:01No, it's okay. I'm on a diet.

00:09:03Jill needs organic food.

00:09:05Hey, you want your mouth around Junior.

00:09:09I said organic. It's when food is...

00:09:14Never mind.

00:09:16There's nothing wrong with my food.

00:09:18My mother gave me these recipes.

00:09:20She lived to be 86.

00:09:22Thank the Lord it wasn't any longer.

00:09:24You shouldn't expect to live much longer than that.

00:09:27She was diabetic the last 30.

00:09:29She still lived a long life.

00:09:31Trixie, is there anything special you'd like while you're staying with us?

00:09:36Kettle one?

00:09:39What the hell's that?

00:09:40It's a vodka.

00:09:42I saw it on the hills.

00:09:45I don't know how much more of this I can take.

00:09:49Yeah, I've had a rough day.

00:09:51Roll over.

00:09:53Mmm.

00:09:55What?

00:09:59Mmm.

00:10:04Oh, it feels so good.

00:10:14You know, I should check the basement.

00:10:28Phone's ringing.

00:10:30Really?

00:10:31You think I'm fucking deaf?

00:10:33Answer it, diplod.

00:10:39Hello?

00:10:40Hello?

00:10:41Who's this?

00:10:42Repair man.

00:10:44I didn't order a repair man.

00:10:46Is this a bitch that shot my partner?

00:10:49Oh my God.

00:10:50What?

00:10:51They're in...

00:10:53They're in our apartment.

00:10:55Who?

00:10:56The...

00:10:57The guy you shot or the guy who chased after us.

00:10:59I don't know.

00:11:00It doesn't really matter because it's not good.

00:11:02Oh, damn.

00:11:04What?

00:11:05It should have been a better ape.

00:11:08That is so not funny.

00:11:15You think they'll be back?

00:11:16Of course they'll be back.

00:11:17They're just checking to see if it's safe to return.

00:11:20Should we wait in?

00:11:21Nah, let's try to find them.

00:11:23Catch them off guard when they least expect.

00:11:26Hey, boss.

00:11:27Look at this.

00:11:28Yeah, what?

00:11:29Nice rack, right?

00:11:30Let me see.

00:11:31Oh.

00:11:33What the hell?

00:11:34This girl's in the show with Trixie.

00:11:36Looks like it's time for us to show Russia some love, huh?

00:11:40What do you say?

00:11:41We need to call the police.

00:11:50Like that would work.

00:11:53Trixie, you shot someone.

00:11:55The cops are probably after you.

00:11:57I have to get out of here.

00:11:59Your June Cleaver mom is seriously freaking me out.

00:12:02Try living with her.

00:12:05At least now you see why I got out.

00:12:07After 20 years of her nagging, I'm surprised I didn't shoot someone.

00:12:09Hey, girls.

00:12:10Can I get you another ale?

00:12:11Yes.

00:12:12Do you have any low-carb beer?

00:12:13Low-carb beer?

00:12:14Where about you girls from?

00:12:15L.A.

00:12:16Well, I don't know what those celebrities drink out there in Hollywood.

00:12:17But around here, we drink real beer.

00:12:18I'm actually from right down the street.

00:12:19Oh, really?

00:12:20What's your name, darling?

00:12:21Suli.

00:12:22My folks call me Suzanne Lee.

00:12:23Oh, yeah.

00:12:24You're George and Helen's girl.

00:12:25My old girl.

00:12:26My old girl.

00:12:27My old girl.

00:12:28My old girl.

00:12:29My old girl.

00:12:30My old girl.

00:12:31My old girl.

00:12:32My old girl.

00:12:33My old girl.

00:12:34My old girl.

00:12:35My old girl.

00:12:36My old girl.

00:12:37My old girl.

00:12:38My old girl.

00:12:39My old girl.

00:12:40My old girl.

00:12:41My old girl.

00:12:42My old girl.

00:12:43My old girl.

00:12:44My old girl.

00:12:45My old girl.

00:12:46My old girl.

00:12:47My old girl.

00:12:48My old girl.

00:12:49My old girl.

00:12:50My old girl.

00:12:51My old girl.

00:12:52My old girl.

00:12:53My old girl.

00:12:54My old girl.

00:12:55My old girl.

00:12:56My old girl.

00:12:57My old girl.

00:12:58My old girl.

00:12:59My old girl.

00:13:00My old girl.

00:13:01My old girl.

00:13:02My old girl.

00:13:03Just like Cheers, everyone knows your name.

00:13:07Are you still into Kirstie Alley?

00:13:10It's Crystal Bernard, and she was on Wings.

00:13:15You do have the worst taste.

00:13:17Whatever I'm with you for tonight.

00:13:19Here you go, girls.

00:13:23You know, I was just talking with Earl over there,

00:13:25and he said this is the first time we've had girls in here in over a year.

00:13:29Really?

00:13:30Yep.

00:13:31Usually it's just some local farmers, truckers, and little old me.

00:13:36Sounds rough.

00:13:37No, I got a punching baggie in the back for practice

00:13:40and a rifle under the bar for game time.

00:13:43I think I'm covered.

00:13:44Sounds like it.

00:13:46Say, if you girls are in town for a while, don't be a stranger.

00:13:49I could use some intelligent conversation.

00:13:56Oh, my God, I love this song.

00:13:59This song?

00:14:01Yeah, I used to dance around to my room to it.

00:14:03Yeah, your underwear would be hot.

00:14:07Oh, aren't you a little frisky tonight?

00:14:09I didn't know you like country music.

00:14:12Come on, I grew up out here.

00:14:13There's nothing on the radio but country.

00:14:16And we're from Johnson's Holy Hour,

00:14:17and you can't dance to that unless you've got serpents and the Holy Ghost.

00:14:20Come on.

00:14:22No.

00:14:23Feel the spirit.

00:14:24No way.

00:14:25Don't be shy.

00:14:26You're a dancer.

00:14:27Uh, not to this music.

00:14:29It'll be fun.

00:14:31In front of all these hicks?

00:14:32It'll be the most exciting thing they see in their lives.

00:14:36Come on.

00:14:37Give them a cheap throw.

00:14:38Do you have any incompetence?

00:14:46No way.

00:14:46He do.

00:14:47Yeah.

00:14:49Yeah.

00:14:49Take my body, turn the other way

00:14:51Start walking down the road

00:14:54Cause you can't stand

00:14:55Shake

00:14:56Shake

00:14:57Shake

00:14:59Shake

00:15:01Come on, Meryl, come on

00:15:03Everybody turn the other way

00:15:10Shake

00:15:11Shake

00:15:12Shake

00:15:13Shake

00:15:14Shake

00:15:15Shake

00:15:16Shake

00:15:17Shake

00:15:19Hey, Chuck, are you seeing this?

00:15:21Oh, my God

00:15:24This has been my dream

00:15:26I...

00:15:27I'm trying to leave

00:15:29I like that

00:15:39You girls were great!

00:15:41Well, I think they were

00:15:42Wait, wait, don't tell me

00:15:43You're professional dancers out in L.A.

00:15:45Something like that

00:15:47We do burlap shows at martini lounges

00:15:49It's the hottest thing going on

00:15:51My, my, how fancy

00:15:53I always wanted to do something classy like that here

00:15:56The only entertainment we have is guessing how old the pickled eggs are

00:15:59Or listening to Earl burp the alphabet

00:16:02Let's see

00:16:04How long you girls in town for?

00:16:06Hopefully not long

00:16:08How long

00:16:09What my friend meant to say was we're not really sure

00:16:12Well, you're always welcome to come back here and dance

00:16:15You probably could even make some tips

00:16:17That's mighty kind of you

00:16:18This might be the whiskey talking, but maybe you could even do one of them shows you do in L.A.

00:16:23For who? Those two lard asses over there?

00:16:25No, no, no, seriously

00:16:28I'll put some tablecloths down, we'll put some candles out

00:16:31Add a little class to this dumb

00:16:32And when do we get the dancers?

00:16:34Well, I'll talk to some of the girls at the beauty salon when I go into town next week

00:16:38I'm sure some of them would just be dying to do something like this

00:16:40There's a salon

00:16:41Come on, what do you say?

00:16:43If it doesn't work out, so be it

00:16:45Want to do poor old Annie a favor?

00:16:48Sure

00:16:50With just one check

00:16:52Woo!

00:16:53I wouldn't say Trixie is cold-blooded killer, but I wouldn't put past her to shoot Lady Jeanette

00:17:01Why would you say that?

00:17:03I remember when she first joined this troupe

00:17:06I am the lead and she tried to take right out from under me

00:17:09Cold and heartless bitch

00:17:12She has egos size of red square

00:17:15Maybe she think whore of babushka tried to get in her way

00:17:21Pardon me, can I have water?

00:17:24Sure

00:17:36Oh, I am such clots

00:17:39Do you have tissue I can wipe?

00:17:43Sure

00:17:45Oh no, now both my hands are full

00:17:49Can you wipe for me?

00:17:51I can take the water if you want

00:17:53No, I don't mind

00:17:55Unless you are not comfortable with me

00:18:04So

00:18:06Do you have an idea where she might be hiding?

00:18:08You are not getting all of it

00:18:10You need to reach inside

00:18:12Deep inside

00:18:13Deep inside

00:18:14Deep inside

00:18:19Did I tell you I like your name?

00:18:21All of a sudden

00:18:22Deep

00:18:23Oh, okay, we need to get back on track now

00:18:25Do you remember the question?

00:18:28No

00:18:29I never was friends with her so I don't know where she will go

00:18:34But girl is total rose of fire and I didn't want her to try to convert me

00:18:41Rose of what?

00:18:42You know, like

00:18:43You know, like

00:18:44Singer songwriter

00:18:48PE teacher

00:18:49Lady softball player

00:18:50Yeah, I'm still not following you

00:18:52Ugh, what is work?

00:18:54I remember

00:18:56Lesbian

00:18:58Hey, wait

00:19:00My sister's a softball player

00:19:02I see you're eating a little bit more Trixie

00:19:13I knew it'd grow on you

00:19:16Well, couldn't starve myself forever

00:19:19Trixie

00:19:20But I am starting to really like it

00:19:23Well, aren't you sweet?

00:19:25You know you're welcome here to visit anytime you want

00:19:29With or without Susan Lee

00:19:32Oh, thanks

00:19:34That's quite an honor

00:19:35None of my high school boyfriends ever got that invitation

00:19:37Maybe that's because Daddy always met him out the door with a shotgun

00:19:41Well, there's rattlesnakes out in the yard there, I was protecting them

00:19:44So, uh, when you gals reckon you'll be back in these parts?

00:19:48Well, um, seems like you may actually get to enjoy our company a little while longer

00:19:54Well, what do you mean? Is everything okay back in California?

00:19:56Yeah, everything's okay, I just, you know, got off the phone with the landlord

00:20:01And he said, you know, the bug infestation problem was bigger than he thought

00:20:06And it's just gonna take longer and we can't go back until they're sure it's gone

00:20:12How's long that gonna take?

00:20:14Hmm, a few weeks, maybe a month

00:20:18Hopefully sooner

00:20:20I hope y'all aren't being taken advantage of

00:20:21Well, if you're gonna be here that long, you girls better look for jobs

00:20:25Already taken care of

00:20:27Really?

00:20:28Mm-hmm, Sully and I got a job working at

00:20:31Down at the Lasso

00:20:33Annie's bar?

00:20:34A bar?

00:20:35Yeah, the one right off the interstate

00:20:37Well, that's no place for two young girls to work

00:20:40There's nothing there but drunk truckers

00:20:42Relax, Mom, we're gonna help her class it out

00:20:43I can just see it now

00:20:46Sequin curtains

00:20:48Candles

00:20:50Do you need any help with the design?

00:20:52Junior!

00:20:53Oh, hush!

00:20:54Well

00:21:01You can almost hear the crickets chirping

00:21:04I'm sorry, baby

00:21:08I really thought there'd be some sort of turnout

00:21:11I mean, you saw how excited Annie was

00:21:17Hello?

00:21:20Hi

00:21:24Are you having auditions here?

00:21:27Barely

00:21:28Yeah, yeah, come on in

00:21:30So, what do I do?

00:21:31Go home

00:21:33What?

00:21:35She's just a little cranky today

00:21:37Crimson Tide

00:21:38So, um, what's your name, darling?

00:21:41Mary Lou

00:21:43I'm Sue Lee

00:21:44I'm Trixie

00:21:45It's nice to meet you

00:21:47Same here, so, what made you come down here today?

00:21:50The voices in her head, perhaps?

00:21:53Oh my gosh, I'm so nervous

00:21:55My husband would kill me if he knew I was here

00:21:58And why is that?

00:21:59He's just protective

00:22:02And besides, with how active we are in the church and all

00:22:05Well then, what are you doing here?

00:22:08I've always wanted to dance

00:22:10Ever since I was a little girl

00:22:12With my name up in lights

00:22:15So here I am giving my big dream a shot

00:22:18Well, give it your best shot

00:22:21I didn't even know what burlesque was

00:22:24But, Annie gave me some books

00:22:27And I think I'm prepared

00:22:28If you would've told me

00:22:31You were really hurt

00:22:33I promise I would've swallowed

00:22:34Every single word

00:22:35Like a poison wine

00:22:37That drips inside

00:22:40But you just slithered

00:22:41In and out of my heart

00:22:42If you would've told me

00:22:43If you would've told me

00:22:45You were really hurt

00:22:47I promise I would've swallowed

00:22:50Every single word

00:22:51Like a poison wine

00:22:53Every single word

00:22:54Every single word

00:22:55Every single word

00:22:56Like a poison wine

00:22:57Every single word

00:22:58Like a poison wine

00:23:00That drips inside

00:23:03But you just slithered

00:23:08In and out of my life

00:23:12Like a snake in the garden

00:23:16Chilled by the night

00:23:20Moving slow

00:23:22Cold and untouched

00:23:26We drank the last glass of love

00:23:33Great job

00:23:35What'd you think, Trixie?

00:23:37It's the best we've seen all day

00:23:39Oh, thanks

00:23:41Um, so, rehearsals are Saturday afternoons

00:23:44Is that okay with you?

00:23:45What?

00:23:47Yeah, that's fine

00:23:48I'll work something out with Brad

00:23:50Are we taking her?

00:23:52Yeah, were we watching the same audition?

00:23:55Excuse me, is there a problem?

00:23:58I'm sorry, could you excuse us for just a second?

00:24:00Just a second

00:24:03Why are you being such a bitch today?

00:24:05Hmm, I don't know

00:24:07Maybe it's because I'm stuck in Hicktown

00:24:10Trying to put together a burlesque troupe

00:24:11With the women Christian soldiers of America

00:24:14Okay, I want to get back to our normal life

00:24:16Just as much as you do

00:24:18But until we know we can go back

00:24:20We have to make some money

00:24:21And kill some time

00:24:22And what but a way to do both

00:24:24Yes

00:24:25Oh, I can just see the disaster now

00:24:27Cool, Trixie gave the girl a chance

00:24:28She may be the best we see all day

00:24:33Unfortunately, you have a point

00:24:37Okay, fine

00:24:40Alright

00:24:42And if you're a good girl

00:24:44I'll invite my mom to the show

00:24:46Oh my god, she would just die

00:24:47Mary, honey

00:24:51You're in

00:24:53Oh my stars!

00:24:54This is so exciting

00:24:56Oh my god, thank you

00:24:58I think...

00:25:00You are not gonna regret this

00:25:03Oh gosh, there's Brett

00:25:04I gotta run

00:25:06Don't forget rehearsals this Saturday

00:25:08I won't

00:25:15I hope I'm in the right place

00:25:17Is this where the auditions are?

00:25:19You got it

00:25:21Well, what was she auditioning for?

00:25:23One of the nuns in Sister X7?

00:25:26I'm Sue Lee

00:25:28Well, hi, Sue Lee

00:25:29Nice to meet you

00:25:30I'm Angela

00:25:31I'm owner of the Amber Waves Hair Salon

00:25:34Down on Main Street

00:25:36And you are?

00:25:37Trixie

00:25:39Darling, I love your hair

00:25:41You ought to come on down to the salon sometime

00:25:43We could have some real fun

00:25:45So...

00:25:47You look...

00:25:49prepared

00:25:51Oh, you mean these?

00:25:52I like them too

00:25:54I just had these puppies put in about a month ago in Dallas

00:25:56They're the latest model too

00:25:58Wanna feel them?

00:25:59Oh no

00:26:00Yes

00:26:01Well, I feel just like the real thing

00:26:04So, are you ready to dance for us?

00:26:07No need, you're in

00:26:09You don't need me to dance for you?

00:26:11No

00:26:12You're a natural

00:26:13You look the part

00:26:14You have the right attitude

00:26:16You're in

00:26:17Alright

00:26:29Hello?

00:26:47Is this the Vista Bonita Apartments?

00:26:49The Vista Apartments

00:26:50The Vista Bonita Apartments

00:26:51Let's go

00:26:53Ooh

00:26:58Oh

00:26:59Oh

00:27:00Oh

00:27:02Oh

00:27:06Oh

00:27:07Oh

00:27:08Oh

00:27:10You're welcome.

00:27:26Ten percent, right?

00:27:29Fifteen.

00:27:39Thanks.

00:27:40Anything else?

00:27:45Yeah, you know where we can find Trixie?

00:27:48No, and I don't care.

00:27:51I am Star now.

00:27:55Hey!

00:27:55Trixie's girlfriend, Suli, is missing ever since Trixie shoot Lady Jeanette.

00:28:22Find her, you will find Trixie.

00:28:25Alright ladies, are you ready? We're gonna take her from the top again. And five, six, seven, eight. Hip one, two, hip three, four, arm five, six, flow seven, eight.

00:28:39With which lips.

00:28:41Alright, what seems to be the problem here ladies?

00:28:45I'm just having a hard time remembering it. But don't worry, I'll get it. I have to worry, sweetie. The show's on Saturday.

00:28:51Shit, it's this Saturday? Angela, this isn't the Peppermint Hippo Strip Club. You need to tone it down a little bit, okay?

00:28:59Well, I thought that I was doing great. Maybe if we just had the music, then we could feel it and feel the dance.

00:29:09Okay, okay. Well, alright. Let's see if that works.

00:29:11I will like that.

00:29:12Okay, play two.

00:29:13And five, six, seven, eight. Hip one, two, three, four, arm five, six, flow kiss seven, eight.

00:29:23Suli, can I talk to you for a second?

00:29:27Yeah!

00:29:29So what's wrong?

00:29:31Are we looking at the same people?

00:29:35Yeah.

00:29:37Yeah, well, it's a complete mess.

00:29:40It's not that bad.

00:29:41Yes, it is. We have to cancel the show.

00:29:44Cancel the show? These girls are pouring their heart into it.

00:29:47Yeah, well maybe if they poured their brains into it, then we would actually have something.

00:29:49Just give them time.

00:29:51We don't have time!

00:29:53Okay, Trixie, this is not LA. People don't expect that much here.

00:30:00Let's just try it.

00:30:04I'm just a perfectionist.

00:30:06And I love that about you, but we really have nothing to lose.

00:30:09Oh yeah, just our reputation, that's all.

00:30:12What the hell are you doing here?

00:30:14Oh, I'm just dancing.

00:30:15Can we help you?

00:30:16Dancing?

00:30:17What'd you learn from Sunday's sermon about dancing?

00:30:19It's the devil's language.

00:30:21Oh lord.

00:30:22Let's go.

00:30:23I need to grab myself.

00:30:24Oh, get your hands off her!

00:30:26What'd you say?

00:30:28Trixie.

00:30:30You heard me.

00:30:31I don't appreciate when some roid, raging, Bible-thumping man interrupts my rehearsals

00:30:35because he decided to take out his small penis frustrations out on his bitch.

00:30:39Yeah!

00:30:40You got a little nasty mouth, don't you?

00:30:43I bet you know all about small dicks.

00:30:46Thanks for the offer, but I'm not interested.

00:30:48Trixie, let's not start.

00:30:49Come on.

00:30:50Put some clothes on.

00:30:51I don't want you walking around like the rest of these whores.

00:30:54What an asshole.

00:30:55I swear, next time I see that man, I'm...

00:30:58I saw it coming.

00:31:00I guess it's a threesome.

00:31:03Are you okay with that?

00:31:04Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

00:31:06My kind of lady.

00:31:08So anyway, I told the boys, you can't just change the feed.

00:31:15That's like sticking a finger in a dike.

00:31:17So what?

00:31:19You said put a finger in it.

00:31:21You know what?

00:31:22This food is so delicious.

00:31:24Thank you, Tricia.

00:31:26I went out of my way to find an organic market.

00:31:29It's just part of being a good host.

00:31:31Aww.

00:31:32You didn't have to do that.

00:31:34That's so sweet, Mom.

00:31:35I just want my children to be honest, hospitable people.

00:31:39Hmm.

00:31:40Hey, Junior.

00:31:41You know I set those targets up for you out back last week?

00:31:44I haven't seen them using them yet.

00:31:46Well, I've been busy helping Mama with the bake sale.

00:31:48Oh.

00:31:49Gonna have to learn to use a gun someday.

00:31:51Guns kill.

00:31:53Guns kill.

00:31:54Well, no shit, Sherlock.

00:31:56I mean, they kill deer.

00:31:58Guns kill pheasant.

00:31:59Ducks, geese.

00:32:00Rabbits.

00:32:01Coyotes.

00:32:02Shit, you wouldn't have Christmas dinner on the table if it wasn't for guns.

00:32:06I have never served coyote.

00:32:08You see what keeping this boy indoors all day is doing to him?

00:32:12Well, he's not like you.

00:32:14He's honest and responsible.

00:32:17Something I'd like to see more of around here.

00:32:20He offered to help us with our costumes.

00:32:21Oh, Jesus.

00:32:22We've got a fairy.

00:32:23So, does anyone want to-

00:32:24Just because a boy likes to help out at home doesn't make him a fairy.

00:32:28Oh, bullshit.

00:32:29Every boy should learn how to help out at home.

00:32:32Obviously, you haven't.

00:32:34What does that mean?

00:32:35I think you know.

00:32:36So, our show is opening on Saturday.

00:32:37You get plenty of help.

00:32:38How?

00:32:39How?

00:32:40I work for a living.

00:32:41I put dinner on the table.

00:32:42I pay for you to go down to that beauty salon.

00:32:43So, all I do is sit here all day.

00:32:44Hey!

00:32:45Hey!

00:32:46I've sat at this table every night for two weeks and I have never seen you guys fight

00:32:47like this before.

00:32:48What the fuck is going on?

00:32:49Language tricks.

00:32:50Language tricks.

00:32:51What's going on?

00:32:52There are no bugs in your apartment.

00:32:57Oh, Jesus.

00:32:58What?

00:32:59There are no bugs in your apartment.

00:33:00I called your apartment manager today and he said that there hasn't been a fumigation.

00:33:18Junior, shut up.

00:33:21I want to know what's going on.

00:33:24Are y'all in trouble or something?

00:33:26Well, you know what?

00:33:31He had no idea what he was talking about.

00:33:34Excuse me?

00:33:35Yeah, maybe he...

00:33:38Maybe the fumigation's finished.

00:33:40Seriously?

00:33:42We have been having so much fun that I didn't even think about calling.

00:33:48You've been having fun here?

00:33:51Yeah.

00:33:53Well, that certainly is a surprise.

00:33:56Okay, girls.

00:33:58Right this way.

00:33:59Just a few more steps.

00:34:00Come on.

00:34:01Can we open?

00:34:02One sec.

00:34:03Okay.

00:34:04Okay.

00:34:05Keep them closed.

00:34:10Okay.

00:34:11Open.

00:34:12Wow.

00:34:13Wow.

00:34:14Wow.

00:34:15It looks beautiful, Annie.

00:34:17I hoped you girls would like it.

00:34:19I've been all morning scrubbing and cleaning.

00:34:21I found dirt in here older than me.

00:34:23And here I thought I went the other way around.

00:34:25Ew.

00:34:26I don't think I'm in the right place.

00:34:29I'm looking for Annie's Chuck Stop bar.

00:34:31Not a trendy bar!

00:34:32No, Angelina!

00:34:33We're gonna be the talk of the town.

00:34:36I hope.

00:34:38You girls haven't seen everything yet.

00:34:40I have Chuck and Earl working off their bar tabs.

00:34:42They have turned my storage room into one bitchin' dressing room.

00:34:46Nice!

00:34:47Dressing rooms?

00:34:48Oh.

00:34:49I feel like a star already.

00:34:50How long are you showing time?

00:34:5120 minutes.

00:34:52No.

00:34:53I'm nervous.

00:34:54I need a drink.

00:34:55Oh, man.

00:34:56I feel you there.

00:34:57You're nervous?

00:34:58No.

00:34:59I just need a drink.

00:35:00Oh, baby.

00:35:01Do you want anything?

00:35:02No, thanks.

00:35:03No.

00:35:04Oh, baby.

00:35:05Do you want anything?

00:35:06No, thanks.

00:35:07Sorry.

00:35:08No.

00:35:09No.

00:35:10No.

00:35:11No.

00:35:12No.

00:35:13No.

00:35:14No.

00:35:15No.

00:35:16No.

00:35:17No.

00:35:18No.

00:35:19Come on here.

00:35:20Let me see your face.

00:35:25You just need a little more cheek.

00:35:30Hell, we all need a little more cheek.

00:35:31I am a buns woman myself.

00:35:34Give me a man with a nice, hard ass.

00:35:38How about you?

00:35:40Buns are nice.

00:35:41You know, there's not too many single men in this town.

00:35:44And they're usually just double beggars.

00:35:47You know, you need a nice shade of lipstick. Brighten you right up.

00:35:53I'm not really looking for men anyway.

00:35:56Smart girl. You know, they're not good for anything anyways except for one thing.

00:36:01And they're usually not even very good at that.

00:36:04Give me an hour on a riding lawnmower and I am good to go.

00:36:09Open.

00:36:11So, how long have you known Trixie?

00:36:16A few years.

00:36:18Yeah, you two seem to have a connection.

00:36:21A lot.

00:36:23Check yourself out in here.

00:36:30Wow, that looks great.

00:36:32Are you two lovers?

00:36:35Uh...

00:36:41Yeah.

00:36:42Guess.

00:36:43How'd you guess?

00:36:45Intuition.

00:36:47And yes.

00:36:49I'm cool with it.

00:36:51I mean, who am I to judge?

00:36:53I am just a horny bitch.

00:36:56Girl, you read my mind.

00:36:59Ooh.

00:37:00Ooh, and shots too.

00:37:02Well, there's not a soul out there so I figured we could use a little fortification.

00:37:06I like the way you die.

00:37:08Look at you sexy mama.

00:37:10And you did it for me.

00:37:12Well, check you out. You have some talent.

00:37:15You girls ought to come down to the salon sometime.

00:37:17I have been dying to.

00:37:19Mired.

00:37:20Mired.

00:37:21What?

00:37:22Mired?

00:37:23Oh, that's what dancers say before they take the stage.

00:37:25Oh, well then.

00:37:26Mired.

00:37:27Is everybody adjacent?

00:37:31Hi, come in.

00:37:32Mary Lou, what happened?

00:37:35Well, I was just passing through and wanted to wish you girls good luck.

00:37:40That's so sweet.

00:37:41You should stay for the show.

00:37:42Yeah.

00:37:43I really want to, but I can't.

00:37:46Oh.

00:37:47Come on, it'll be fun.

00:37:48We'll get you a drink.

00:37:50Mhmm.

00:37:51I really can't.

00:37:52I left Brett and he's probably looking for me.

00:37:57You left Brett?

00:37:58Yeah.

00:37:59I left him a note while he was out with the boys.

00:38:02Well, good for you.

00:38:04You're staying.

00:38:06Trixie's got your back.

00:38:08Yeah.

00:38:09Official bodyguard.

00:38:10Well, I have been practicing.

00:38:13Mhmm.

00:38:15Okay, I'll do it.

00:38:16Woohoo!

00:38:17Alright, girl.

00:38:19Well then, let's get you up here and we'll get you all party.

00:38:22Come on.

00:38:26Oh.

00:38:27My God.

00:38:29What?

00:38:30It's pretty bad, isn't it?

00:38:34Ouch.

00:38:35Oh, I'm so sorry, baby.

00:38:38Give us a hug.

00:38:39You know, if this had happened a month ago, I would have blamed myself.

00:38:47I always thought I was screwing up and got what I deserved.

00:38:51No one deserves that, darling.

00:38:54Five minutes.

00:38:56We gotta get you ready.

00:38:58Here.

00:38:59I'll go fix that.

00:39:00No one will notice that.

00:39:01I got a surprise for you boys tonight.

00:39:06Remember those girls that were dancing in here a few weeks ago?

00:39:09They're putting on a show tonight.

00:39:11You hired strippers?

00:39:12Yee-haw.

00:39:14No strippers.

00:39:15It's a classy burlesque review.

00:39:16It's all the rage in them fancy bars in New York and L.A.

00:39:19What did she say?

00:39:20Sound like strippers to me.

00:39:22Yee-haw.

00:39:24I am turning this place into a classy joint, like it or not.

00:39:28I even have new drink menus.

00:39:2931 flavors of martinis.

00:39:32I'll stick with beer.

00:39:36Come on.

00:39:37Try one.

00:39:39Okay, I will have a Budweiser martini.

00:39:41Draft.

00:39:42Nice.

00:39:44Boys.

00:39:46It's time.

00:39:49Thank y'all for coming out here tonight.

00:39:51Woo!

00:39:53I will spit in your drinks.

00:39:55Ladies and gentlemen, I present Country Lace.

00:40:05That's great.

00:40:16Well, I'm saving all my love for when my baby gets home.

00:40:21How am I gonna get by when I'm so all alone?

00:40:26We can talk on the telephone,

00:40:30but it just ain't right until my baby gets home.

00:40:35When he's all right, he's all right.

00:40:38Yeah, come on.

00:40:39Come to daddy.

00:40:40He's loving me like I've never been loved before.

00:40:45Once on the table to turn on the floor,

00:40:49he's a mean old man to leave me begging for more.

00:40:54Well, there are times they come to mind.

00:40:59My head has turned for another guy.

00:41:04But I don't want to even try to change my love for another.

00:41:11Here's the reason why I'm saving my love for when my baby gets home.

00:41:18When he comes back, I won't be so alone.

00:41:23It seems no matter where I go,

00:41:28he's the sweetest thing that I ever did.

00:41:34Champagne, anyone?

00:41:48Oh, yes, of course.

00:41:50Mmm.

00:41:51Okay, so, finish telling us.

00:41:55So, we go up to my apartment, and things are going smooth.

00:42:02And I give him the green light, and we start going at it.

00:42:06And then he stops, and he says to me,

00:42:08I am going to give you a big package.

00:42:13Oh, my God.

00:42:15It gets worse.

00:42:16Then he just keeps going on and on about his deliveries and his packages.

00:42:21You know, that is the last time that I go out with a UPS guy.

00:42:26Oh, my God.

00:42:27Okay, well, so was it?

00:42:29Was it what?

00:42:30Was it a big package?

00:42:32Well, let me just say that I didn't walk for three days.

00:42:37Oh, my God.

00:42:40You're terrible.

00:42:42So, Annie, what's your worst date?

00:42:45Four words.

00:42:46Earl from the bar.

00:42:48Oh.

00:42:49No, sir.

00:42:50Boys, you don't need to say any more than that.

00:42:52Almost turned me on to women.

00:42:54Marilu, you're awfully quiet over there.

00:42:58Tell me, what is the story?

00:43:00Yeah.

00:43:01Whatcha gonna do now?

00:43:03I haven't thought that far enough ahead.

00:43:05Maybe I'll head up to Dallas.

00:43:07I have some family there.

00:43:10I've never lived in a big city before.

00:43:13Oh, well, it is a big change.

00:43:15But you're gonna love it.

00:43:17I have some friends up in Big D.

00:43:20They can help acclimate you.

00:43:23That would be wonderful.

00:43:24You're not gonna miss him.

00:43:26Oh, how sweet.

00:43:27But I'm sure you can find a better dancer to replace me.

00:43:32You don't need to leave town so quickly.

00:43:35Where would I stay?

00:43:37I got an apartment above the bar.

00:43:39Why don't you stay with me for a bit, until you make a plan?

00:43:42No, I wouldn't want to put you out, Annie.

00:43:45Who's putting out?

00:43:47Well, my class is empty. Anyone want more?

00:43:49Well, I don't think you have to ask twice.

00:43:51Hello?

00:44:02Hello?

00:44:04Oh, hey, Britt.

00:44:06Where is she?

00:44:08Where's who?

00:44:09Don't play games with me, you stupid whore.

00:44:11What?

00:44:12What did you just call me?

00:44:14Ah!

00:44:18That's right!

00:44:19And don't come back!

00:44:34I don't care.

00:44:35Junior!

00:44:45Junior!

00:44:48You should go back to your room.

00:45:05I don't care.

00:45:07No!

00:45:11Wipe!

00:45:29I don't care.

00:45:30I'll bear the child of the devil

00:45:41Deep inside of my womb

00:45:46I'll bear the child of the devil

00:45:51And he'll be here soon

00:45:56I'm just a sinner getting older

00:46:02That's why I'm singing this tune

00:46:06Come take a walk with me, my daughter

00:46:11I heard y'all come in. Did you have a food?

00:46:16Mom! Mom!

00:46:20Mom!

00:46:26I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't want you to find out like this.

00:46:33How did you want me to find out?

00:46:36Mom!

00:46:40It's my fault for letting you run off to California.

00:46:44No, it's not.

00:46:45Maybe I'm just not a good mother.

00:46:47But I never saw a problem in letting my children find their own way.

00:46:52What the hell is going on out there?

00:46:54Nothing, George. Go to bed.

00:46:56I'm sorry.

00:47:00If your father finds out about this, he'll kick you all out of here immediately.

00:47:05You're not going to tell him, are you?

00:47:08That's for you to decide.

00:47:12Go to bed.

00:47:14But you best start thinking about when you plan on returning to California.

00:47:17Yeah.

00:47:23Um, I thought it was chapstick.

00:47:25Go to bed.

00:47:31Suley, could you please pass the potatoes?

00:47:33Thanks.

00:47:45Tracy, could you pass the water?

00:47:47Oh, it's out. I can go get some more.

00:47:49No, it's okay. I can do it.

00:47:50No, it's okay.

00:47:51Susan Lee can refill the picture, Patricia.

00:47:54Patricia?

00:47:55Patricia?

00:47:59There are more rolls in the kitchen if anyone wants more meat.

00:48:16No, they're not organic.

00:48:19No, they're not organic.

00:48:21Okay, nobody else is going to talk about it. I will.

00:48:45Well, George.

00:48:48You girls sure have been causing your share of trouble around here.

00:48:52Who's Patricia?

00:48:54George?

00:48:57I think the girls are just used to the way certain things are out in California.

00:49:01Yeah, yeah, maybe so.

00:49:03But this has got to stop.

00:49:04I will not tolerate this.

00:49:06What's that?

00:49:08Seems that your little show has enraged our local community.

00:49:11Allie, this Friday at the Lasso Bar and Truck Stop to protest the immoral entertainment that has invaded our family-oriented community.

00:49:20Where did you get this?

00:49:21People passing them out down at the gas station.

00:49:25Kind of awesome.

00:49:27Awesome?

00:49:28You think having people protest your show is awesome?

00:49:34Well, all press is good press.

00:49:36Well, that's all fine and good for you, Ms. Hollywood.

00:49:39Mom.

00:49:40It's so easy to create a scene, isn't it?

00:49:44Tear apart a town.

00:49:46Tear apart a family.

00:49:48When all the damage is done, you can fly back to La La Land and leave us here to pick up the pieces.

00:49:54I'm not trying to ruin your family.

00:49:56What did you come here for?

00:49:57Mom, will you stop attacking Trixie?

00:49:59Don't protect her.

00:50:01It's all her fault.

00:50:03Oh, it's my fault?

00:50:05What exactly is going on here?

00:50:06Do you want to know what our daughter's been up to?

00:50:09Mom, please.

00:50:10Oh, drama.

00:50:12Junior, go to your room.

00:50:15Ma.

00:50:16You heard your mother.

00:50:16All this time, I thought our daughter, the one we raised to be a good Christian girl, had come back to visit us for a few days.

00:50:37She hasn't come back.

00:50:40What are you getting at?

00:50:42There are strangers in my house.

00:50:45This better not be one more of your rams.

00:50:48Trixie, we don't have to take this bullshit.

00:50:50Now you're cursing.

00:50:51Did she teach you that, too?

00:50:53You know what?

00:50:53You really need to just back off, okay?

00:50:55Don't you dare speak to me like that.

00:50:57You're in my house.

00:50:58Okay, okay, okay.

00:51:00Everybody sit down and shut up.

00:51:02Sit.

00:51:09Now, while I am upset about the controversy that you girls have started with your show,

00:51:14I don't understand why you're just picking on Trixie.

00:51:16Trixie has corrupted our little girl.

00:51:21She's stolen Susan Lee from us and taken her to a world full of wild dance and booze and immoral behavior.

00:51:30No, she hasn't.

00:51:32I love Trixie.

00:51:41Junior, go to your room.

00:51:43Oh, man.

00:51:46I'm sorry, but

00:51:48I love Trixie.

00:51:55We met in Los Angeles three years ago and we've been inseparable ever since.

00:52:01You just haven't met the right way.

00:52:03No, Mom.

00:52:08I am the way I am and

00:52:10I am very happy about it.

00:52:16And if you can't be happy that I am happy about this,

00:52:19then maybe you aren't the loving parent that you thought you were.

00:52:22I just want you to accept me and love me for who I am.

00:52:35And to accept Trixie, too.

00:52:38I know she's not exactly the person that you thought I'd end up with, but she is the one that I am with.

00:52:50And if you could just try to see her the way that I do for one moment, then maybe you would see the amazing, wonderful, and beautiful person that she is.

00:53:12Look, I think it's best you girls leave us alone for the night.

00:53:27Come on, let's get this out.

00:53:29Oh, my God.

00:53:34Here you go, girls.

00:53:35You certainly deserve it.

00:53:37To coming out.

00:53:39To coming out.

00:53:41Uh, you're coming out of what?

00:53:46My closet.

00:53:48Were you stuck or something?

00:53:50We're lesbians.

00:53:51Oh, I'm kind of liking them adult videos.

00:53:54Sweetheart, you just haven't met the right man yet.

00:53:56You know what?

00:53:57That is the second time I've heard that tonight.

00:53:59Why don't you buy this man another drink?

00:54:01Oh, yeah.

00:54:02This is my lucky day.

00:54:05So what are you girls going to do now?

00:54:07I don't know.

00:54:07I think we might be heading back to California.

00:54:09It certainly is a shame.

00:54:11You will be missed.

00:54:13So how's Mary Lou working out?

00:54:15She's fine.

00:54:16She's out shopping with Angela right now.

00:54:18They're trying to get her a new look for her new life.

00:54:20Oh, gee.

00:54:20Shopping with Angela is going to take her from church confessional to strip club in a matter of minutes.

00:54:25Straight back to confessional.

00:54:27I'd like that.

00:54:28Get on your knees and tell me all your sins.

00:54:32What'd you do that for?

00:54:34You can have it back when you behave.

00:54:36Has, uh, what's his name been around here?

00:54:38Poop Rett?

00:54:39No, he hasn't.

00:54:40I'm surprised.

00:54:41Man, I would have thought he would have burnt this place down by now.

00:54:44She does miss him, though.

00:54:45Couldn't believe the amount of times I walked in on her falling her eyes out.

00:54:49Oh, no.

00:54:49She wants to go back to him.

00:54:51Oh, God.

00:54:52It would be such a mistake for her to go back to that asshole.

00:54:54Hey, now, are we talking about Brett, the, uh, uh, born-again fellow who works now at the service station?

00:55:00Nice of you to join in on the conversation.

00:55:02You're welcome.

00:55:03Uh, I think it's passing out.

00:55:05These flyers are just about everybody.

00:55:10Oh, no.

00:55:10Oh, you got one of them flyers, too?

00:55:13Hey, where'd you get yours?

00:55:14A Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door and gave me one.

00:55:17Wait, wait, let me see that.

00:55:19There's gonna be a protest here tomorrow night?

00:55:21We gotta cancel the show, girls.

00:55:23No.

00:55:23I'm sorry.

00:55:23I can't have this kind of commotion.

00:55:24My license will get pulled.

00:55:25Annie, no.

00:55:26No, no.

00:55:26When I agreed to do something like this, I did not think it was gonna get out of hand.

00:55:29We have to cancel.

00:55:30Please, Annie.

00:55:30No.

00:55:31We have to do this one last show.

00:55:33Well, think of it as our going-away grand finale.

00:55:36Yeah, and come on.

00:55:37Do you want Brett to win because Mary Lou's gonna go back to him?

00:55:42Oh, you girls.

00:55:45You know just how to get me.

00:55:46Fine.

00:55:47One last show.

00:55:48But if it gets too rowdy, I'm pulling the plug.

00:55:50Understand?

00:55:52Yes, ma'am.

00:55:53Yes, ma'am.

00:56:02Mom and Dad are sleeping.

00:56:12They said to tell you that they love you.

00:56:16They left some money in an envelope so you guys could stay in a hotel for a week.

00:56:20I love you too, sis.

00:56:33I love you too, sis.

00:56:37I love you too, sis.

00:56:46I love you too, sis.

00:57:16I thought I would never see you again.

00:57:27You said you had more information for me?

00:57:30I might.

00:57:33And?

00:57:35How much is it worth to you?

00:57:37I met what has to be the hottest thing to hit small-town America.

00:57:54The country-less burlesque troupe is taking over this small town by storm and causing such

00:57:59a wave of controversy.

00:58:01Now, the founder of this troupe is from California and her name is Trixie.

00:58:05Oh, wait.

00:58:06She seems to be walking.

00:58:07Trixie!

00:58:08Let's see if we can get her to talk with Trixie.

00:58:09Trixie!

00:58:09Trixie over here!

00:58:10Over here!

00:58:11Hi!

00:58:11How are you?

00:58:12Hi!

00:58:12Vivian Wong from Outlicious TV News.

00:58:15Tell me a little bit about what's such a provocative project.

00:58:19Uh, it was just a lucky shot, I guess.

00:58:22I love that.

00:58:23Oh, my goodness.

00:58:25Thank you so much, Trixie, for talking to us.

00:58:27We wish you the best of luck.

00:58:29You're welcome.

00:58:30Reporting live from Lasso Bar and Truck Stop in Texas, I'm Vivian Wong for Outlicious TV

00:58:36News.

00:58:38Oh, my God.

00:58:40Woo!

00:58:40Can you believe it?

00:58:41We got a packed house tonight.

00:58:42I know!

00:58:44Congratulations.

00:58:44Thanks, darling.

00:58:45Must have been all them flyers that were passed out.

00:58:47Yeah, see, I told you.

00:58:48There's no such thing as bad press.

00:58:49Girls, go get ready.

00:58:50I'll send some drinks back to the dressing room in a bit.

00:58:53I'll take them back for you.

00:58:54Nice try.

00:58:55No boys in the dressing room.

00:59:00You know, being a dancer makes me very flexible.

00:59:04No boys allowed in the dressing room.

00:59:06Come see me after the show, big boy.

00:59:09Mmm.

00:59:10Mmm.

00:59:11Mmm.

00:59:12Did you see the buns hoisted up in those jeans?

00:59:17He might be the one.

00:59:19Well, the one for tonight.

00:59:21Well, he's all yours, Angela.

00:59:23Ha!

00:59:24As it should be.

00:59:25Mama don't share.

00:59:26I'm so nervous.

00:59:28Just picture everyone naked.

00:59:30That is what I'm doing.

00:59:32What a surprise.

00:59:33Mary Lou, I think that is the first time I've heard you say anything sarcastic.

00:59:38He must be rubbing off on me.

00:59:41You can say that again.

00:59:44So, I've got some bad news.

00:59:47Is everybody sitting down?

00:59:49What is it?

00:59:51We are heading back to California at the end of the week.

00:59:54What?

00:59:55This is our last show.

00:59:57Oh no!

00:59:58No, you can't leave!

00:59:59I know, but we were only supposed to be here for a week.

01:00:02Everything all right in here?

01:00:04And besides, I mean, with all the controversy surrounding Ed's bar.

01:00:09That was before all these people showed up.

01:00:11We've got a packed house out there.

01:00:13I have Chuck and Earl working off their bar tabs as doormen.

01:00:16Wow.

01:00:17Mm-hmm.

01:00:18You girls can't leave.

01:00:19There's a lot of money to be made.

01:00:21I know, but we just have too much we have to get back to.

01:00:24Sorry, Annie.

01:00:25Well, you've got to do what you've got to do, right?

01:00:32Well, don't you two look close.

01:00:35She's been so nice to me ever since I left Brent.

01:00:38Yeah, I can see that.

01:00:41Hey, excuse me, sir.

01:00:43We're all full tonight.

01:00:45You don't understand.

01:00:46My wife's about to go on stage and dance around like a little harlot.

01:00:49Oh, you're the feller who's been causing all the trouble around here.

01:00:52Look, I'm just here to speak out about immorality that's going to wreck our community.

01:00:58If you want to take one of these...

01:01:01Excuse me.

01:01:03Maybe you didn't hear me when I said that we were full.

01:01:06What?

01:01:10Two minutes.

01:01:11Oh, shit.

01:01:13So, I told him that if he wants this date to end with a happy ending,

01:01:19he is going to have to find a better restaurant than hometown buffet.

01:01:23Oh, gross.

01:01:25Let's just say that he did not get all he could eat that night.

01:01:30Annie, that has not been two minutes.

01:01:33I hope it's okay for me to come back here.

01:01:36Annie said it shouldn't be a problem.

01:01:38What can I do for you?

01:01:39Well, I'm Peggy.

01:01:40I'm Annie's new waitress.

01:01:42Anyway, I heard about your show, and I'm just dying to get involved somehow.

01:01:47I used to dance when I was a kid, and I even made children squad in high school.

01:01:52It would be.

01:01:53Tonight's the last night.

01:01:55Oh, really?

01:01:56Yeah, sorry.

01:01:57You know, it doesn't have to be.

01:01:59What?

01:02:00Well, there's an interest not only in people coming to the show,

01:02:05but people wanting to be in it.

01:02:08Yeah.

01:02:11Why don't you guys just hold some auditions and find some replacements,

01:02:15and we can keep the show.

01:02:18Contra Lace wouldn't be the same without Trixie and Suley.

01:02:21Oh, I know.

01:02:23But their spirit will live on.

01:02:26It's a win-win-win situation.

01:02:29I mean, y'all can go home, and we can continue dancing.

01:02:33And Annie can keep the show.

01:02:36I don't know.

01:02:37But do you think it'll really work?

01:02:39What if it's just a fad?

01:02:41They're just crazy about that show out there.

01:02:44And there's just nothing, nothing going on in this town now.

01:02:47What do you think, Trix?

01:02:52Your dad didn't give us hotel money for the week.

01:02:55Then it's settled.

01:02:57Here is the best damn burlesque dancers in all of Texas.

01:03:05Showtime.

01:03:06Annie, I've got great news for you.

01:03:25I've got a gun.

01:03:26One, two, three, four, five, six.

01:03:27You should take it out a little bit like this.

01:03:28And a goodbye?

01:04:00Is this the place?

01:04:20No, I'd just like to fly a couple thousand miles just to go to a dive bar.

01:04:25Let's go, shithead.

01:04:28Sit down. Come on, sit down.

01:04:30What do we do?

01:04:40Follow my lead. Just do exactly what I do.

01:04:44Howdy, boys. Would you like to hear about our drink specials?

01:04:48No, it's okay.

01:04:49No, it's okay.

01:04:51I'll take a Manhattan.

01:04:53I'll take a Manhattan.

01:04:55Two Manhattans.

01:04:56Hey, what the fuck you do?

01:05:00What? You said do what you do.

01:05:02Yeah, but at the right time. This isn't Simon Says, douchebag.

01:05:06You know what? I believe we should stop calling these names.

01:05:10Oh, Maro, now. All of a sudden, you're Mr. Sensitive. Get out of here.

01:05:15So I told him, I don't care how much you say you love me.

01:05:20I just had a wax and you'll just have to what?

01:05:23Where is Annie with our drinks?

01:05:27It's probably swamped.

01:05:29All right, I can just go get him.

01:05:35Oh, my goodness!

01:05:36Whoa, look at you two.

01:05:38Not even a trapped spell, Annie. You are one very talented lady.

01:05:41That's me.

01:05:43How long has this been going on?

01:05:45Ever since she moved in?

01:05:47It came as a surprise to both of us.

01:05:50I guess we just brought it out of each other.

01:05:52Well, tell me about it.

01:06:01Oh.

01:06:17Mom, I'm sorry.

01:06:33I'm sorry.

01:06:35I'm sorry for the way I reacted.

01:06:39I was just scared, confused.

01:06:42I felt like I didn't know you at all or that you were hiding something from me.

01:06:47You know, I love you, right?

01:06:51Yeah.

01:06:52And I want you to be happy.

01:06:56I'm sorry.

01:07:00Mom.

01:07:03Mom.

01:07:04Now you, you go out there.

01:07:08Give him hell.

01:07:10Make me proud.

01:07:15Okay.

01:07:17Make me proud.

01:07:21I am, I am.

01:07:21I am.

01:07:22My, my, my, my, my, my...

01:07:23I now present the new and improved Country Flax.

01:07:26One, four, four.

01:07:31Two, four, four.

01:07:33If you don't walk out that door, I don't need that man.

01:07:36I don't need that man.

01:07:36Don't need that man.

01:07:37I don't need that man.

01:07:38I don't need that man because he's walking out a door.

01:07:40I don't need that man because he's walking out the door

01:07:42Well, he came over one Saturday night

01:07:47And I told him he better love me right

01:07:49I don't need that man

01:07:50I don't need that man

01:07:51I don't need that man

01:07:53I don't need that man

01:07:54I don't need that man because he's walking out the door

01:08:10If I told him once and I told him twice

01:08:299-11 and leaving just ain't very nice

01:08:32I don't need that man

01:08:33I don't need that man

01:08:35I don't need that man because he's walking out the door

01:08:40You know, he didn't listen to it all to say

01:08:43He said, move along, I'm gonna do it my way

01:08:46I don't need that man

01:08:47I don't need that man

01:08:48I don't need that man

01:08:50I don't need that man

01:08:51I don't need that man because he's walking out the door

01:09:10Well, what do they do?

01:09:11I don't need that man

01:09:12I don't need that man

01:09:12Oh, mama once told me, listen to me now, if we can get the milk, then he won't buy the cow, I don't need that man, I don't need that man, I don't need that man, I don't need that man, because he's walking out the door.

01:09:37Oh, one of these days I'll find a man that's true, he'll walk in that door and make a fool of you, I'm gonna need that man, I'm gonna need that man, I'm gonna need that man, I'm gonna need that man, because he's walking in the door.

01:09:52How's everybody doing tonight?

01:10:04Everything is bigger in Texas, look at this crowd. Last time I saw this many men in a room, it was at the Ann Nicole Smith paternity hearing.

01:10:14Tonight is a special night though, tonight is the last night that we're gonna have Suli and Trixie on stage with us.

01:10:24I know, I know, they will be missed. Let's give them one more round of applause.

01:10:29Good night everyone!

01:10:44You were great tonight.

01:10:46Thanks, we were all great tonight.

01:10:49Why don't you come upstairs? I got a surprise for you.

01:10:53I gotta go too. I gotta lasso me a cowboy.

01:11:00You girls ever head back in these parts again? Come on into the salon and say hi.

01:11:07Thanks, Angie. Hey, if you ever make it out to L.A., you can stay with us.

01:11:12Thanks, darlings.

01:11:14Hold it!

01:11:22That's Brad! What did they say?

01:11:24Where's Trixie?

01:11:26What's going on?

01:11:27She's not her old boss in L.A., she's armed and dangerous.

01:11:36I guess this is it.

01:11:40It is.

01:11:44You ready to face the music?

01:11:48I hope so.

01:11:50Hey, I just wanted to thank you for, you know, sticking by me.

01:11:59Of course. That's what girlfriends do.

01:12:02Not many.

01:12:04No, really. Instead of running away when I ran into trouble, you stuck by me.

01:12:10And I love you.

01:12:12Bye.

01:12:14I love you, too.

01:12:20Come on. We've got a long drive ahead of us.

01:12:23Oh, God. I can't wait to get back to L.A.

01:12:26I just hope that everything was blown over.

01:12:31Hello, Trixie.

01:12:32Trixie?

01:12:35So, what are you going to do with us?

01:12:38You shot me. What the hell do you think I'm going to do with you?

01:12:41I should have been a better aim.

01:12:42Hey, Vinny.

01:12:43Yeah?

01:12:44What are we going to do with him?

01:12:45I told you in the car.

01:12:47No, you didn't.

01:12:48Yes, I did tell him.

01:12:49You mean you don't have a plan?

01:12:52Of course we got a plan. We know what we're going to do with you.

01:12:54Yeah, he told me in the car.

01:12:56That's right, in the car.

01:12:57And that is?

01:12:59It's a surprise.

01:13:00It's a surprise. We're going to keep you in suspense for a while.

01:13:03In suspense?

01:13:04You know what? Annie's upstairs and she could come down any second.

01:13:08Yeah, we know.

01:13:10It's part of our plan.

01:13:12What plan?

01:13:14We're being held hostage by Dumb and Dumber.

01:13:17Get up.

01:13:19He said, get up.

01:13:22In case you haven't noticed, we're tied to these chairs!

01:13:25Shoot.

01:13:27Hey, untie them.

01:13:32Give us your arms.

01:13:34Now listen to me carefully.

01:13:36And your friend that owns this place won't be mopping up brains tomorrow.

01:13:40Now we're going to go out to my car.

01:13:43Funny business, monkey business and no noise.

01:13:46Understood?

01:13:47Yeah, I got it.

01:13:49Not you dumbass!

01:13:55Yes!

01:13:57Let's go!

01:13:59The door's opening.

01:14:01No!

01:14:03No!

01:14:07Holy shit!

01:14:08Hey, they call the cops!

01:14:10What's going on?

01:14:11She's trying to confuse us.

01:14:12These guys must be her thugs.

01:14:14Trixie, tell your men to put their weapons down and to surrender.

01:14:18Hey, one false move and they're dead!

01:14:20I repeat, put your weapons down.

01:14:24Nobody wants to shoot anybody.

01:14:25Hey, what the fuck's going on here?

01:14:27You won't take this alive!

01:14:29I'm gonna give you till the count of three.

01:14:33You're not gonna get us this way!

01:14:34I am commanding you.

01:14:37Put your weapons down and get your hands in the air!

01:14:41One.

01:14:43Two.

01:14:44Two.

01:14:54What the fuck is going on here?

01:15:00The last time I saw this many men ready to shoot was backstage at Chippendales.

01:15:04Oh!

01:15:05Ladies and gentlemen!

01:15:07Oh!

01:15:09Oh!

01:15:10Where's your pandas?

01:15:11Honey, I caught your news story while I was in the hospital.

01:15:15Congratulations!

01:15:16You're a sensation!

01:15:19I thought Trixie shot you.

01:15:22I thought Vinny killed you.

01:15:24He wishes.

01:15:25Believe me, he has tried several times, but the dumb shit can't get anything right.

01:15:30Sorry about that, ladies.

01:15:35We heard some commotion?

01:15:37Help this officer get these losers out of here!

01:15:41I still want my twenty percent!

01:15:43Oh, look in your pants, maybe you'll mind.

01:15:48Oh my god!

01:15:50That was so exciting!

01:15:52Annie, this is the famous Lady Jeanette.

01:15:55Enfamous.

01:15:57She taught us everything we know about her.

01:15:59Well, it's nice to meet you, Mary.

01:16:01Oh, well, from what I've seen, you have quite a nice little show here.

01:16:05Let's talk.

01:16:06I need a drink.

01:16:08I just happen to know a nice, quiet bar.

01:16:10Oh!

01:16:24How crazy is that?

01:16:28Come on, let's go home.

01:16:30Come on, let's go home.

01:16:36Come on, let's go home.

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