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Office Uprising (2018) is a fast-paced action comedy set in a corporate office where a new energy drink causes chaos among employees. As the situation spirals out of control, a small group must think quickly and work together to survive the wild events inside their workplace. With sharp humor and over-the-top moments, the film delivers an energetic and entertaining twist on office life.
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00:23:59E.G.
00:25:55Je vais te prendre pour vous.
00:25:56Non, non, non !
00:26:09Est-ce qu'il est-il ?
00:26:10Oh, merde !
00:26:25Amatek, how may I direct your call ?
00:26:40Help me.
00:26:41They're trying to kill me.
00:26:42Put me through to 911.
00:26:43Where are you calling from, sir ?
00:26:45I'm in a safe place.
00:26:46Now, put me through to the cops.
00:26:48One moment, sir.
00:26:49Just let me check with my supervisor.
00:26:51No, no, no, you don't understand.
00:26:52I'm stuck on the fourth floor with a bunch of psychos.
00:26:54They got a hold of this green shit that was not really meant for.
00:26:56Sir, company policy prohibits any outside calls
00:26:59without appropriate clearance.
00:27:00You don't need to check with anyone.
00:27:01Just fucking do it.
00:27:02Sir, company policy prohibits abusive language.
00:27:05If you'll consult the employee manual, it's all right.
00:27:07Okay, I'm sorry.
00:27:08Please, just do whatever it is you need to do
00:27:10and put me through to the cops.
00:27:11Sir, company policy...
00:27:12Shut the fuck up !
00:27:24Hear me?
00:27:25Priest, hit me!
00:27:26Hurry up, sir!
00:27:28You hit me!
00:27:29쪽!
00:27:30You'll like it, or I don'tQueur fucking spot!
00:27:33You're me!
00:27:34Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:28:04Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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00:29:04Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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00:31:03Sam?
00:31:09Samantha?
00:31:10Okay, I'm really sorry about all the stuff that just went down, but I swear I'm gonna get you out of here, okay?
00:31:17Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:31:54I'm completely in control of myself.
00:31:56And this is a very impractical solution, by the way.
00:31:59Desmond, hey!
00:32:00Look at me.
00:32:01Look at me.
00:32:02Look at me.
00:32:03Look at me.
00:32:04I'm fine.
00:32:10I'm gonna slice off your nipples and put them on a penis!
00:32:13No, let me!
00:32:14Listen to me.
00:32:15Listen to me.
00:32:16Listen to me?
00:32:17This is just wrong.
00:32:18I don't even feel remotely safe like this.
00:32:19Oh, shit!
00:32:21Hello?
00:32:22Are you listening to me?
00:32:24Look what you made me do.
00:32:25Look what you made me do.
00:32:26Look what you made me do.
00:32:27Look what those made me do.
00:32:28Look what those made me do.
00:32:29That's what we're gonna be thinking!
00:32:31Oh, shit!
00:32:32Stay with me now!
00:32:33Come on!
00:32:34And slow tonight!
00:32:35Attention ammo tech employees!
00:32:39As some of you may have noticed, our company is undergoing a regime change.
00:32:44Jesus, he's putting the whole fucking mob together.
00:32:46My buttages!
00:32:49Please, be quiet.
00:32:50Okay?
00:32:56What was that noise?
00:33:05Stop!
00:33:10Mo?
00:33:11You had an insult?
00:33:13That's Ramadan.
00:33:15That's Ramadan.
00:33:16It's Ramadan.
00:33:17It's Ramadan.
00:33:18I'm fasting, idiot.
00:33:19Oh!
00:33:20Right.
00:33:21Shiva and all that stuff.
00:33:22Shiva is the god of death.
00:33:23That's Hinduism.
00:33:24Where did you go to school?
00:33:25Shh!
00:33:27Come on.
00:33:31Now, there's only room for one man to be in charge, so I'm going to need you.
00:33:34and your people to get on board with me.
00:33:40You want us to get on board with you?
00:33:45Yeah.
00:33:46That's not gonna happen.
00:33:50I'm detecting a little hostility there.
00:33:53Bobby.
00:33:55And we both know that's not very conducive to a creative team atmosphere, now is it?
00:34:01My lips are chapped!
00:34:02What the hell is wrong with her?
00:34:03She drank a half a can of salt, and now whenever something even mildly irritates her, she gets a little... prickly.
00:34:17Prickly? You call that prickly?
00:34:19Look, if she's had any of that stuff, she's a zombie mutant psycho like the rest of them.
00:34:23And we need to...
00:34:24You. You need to...
00:34:29Slice her throat open.
00:34:32Or, you know, stab her in the stomach or something.
00:34:34Listen, anyone who lays a finger on her...
00:34:36Oh!
00:34:37Oh!
00:34:38Shhh!
00:34:40Stop her! Stop her!
00:34:42Shhh!
00:34:43Let me ask you a question.
00:34:45Um...
00:34:46What the fuck has accounting done lately?
00:34:50Huh?
00:34:51Did you do the campaign that sold 30,000 automatic shotguns to Blackwater?
00:34:55No!
00:34:56We did!
00:34:57We did!
00:34:58How about the Nuki the Talking Warhead campaign?
00:35:01Nope!
00:35:02We did that too!
00:35:03How about Stack the Iraqi Board Game?
00:35:06Now for children!
00:35:07Oh, nope!
00:35:08That was us too!
00:35:09How about my personal favorite?
00:35:11The Ancient Orange Soda campaign?
00:35:14Ding!
00:35:15Ding!
00:35:16Ding!
00:35:17That was us too!
00:35:18And for fucking tithing!
00:35:25See, we...
00:35:27Make reality out of...
00:35:34Nothing.
00:35:43Now...
00:35:45Be a good girl and recycle this.
00:35:54Would you like to see me make a reality?
00:35:56Out of nothing?
00:35:58Robert.
00:36:00Oh.
00:36:01Please.
00:36:02Now who amongst you is responsible for the Agent Orange Soda campaign?
00:36:23I hate you and your work.
00:36:25Everyone kill those two and you may live.
00:36:27You may live.
00:36:28Yes!
00:36:29Yes!
00:36:30Yes!
00:36:31Welcome aboard!
00:36:42What the fuck just happened?
00:36:44Which part?
00:36:45The part where Nostbaum took over marketing by killing Bob with a soda can or the part where...
00:36:48You almost bit my finger off!
00:36:50What?
00:36:51Oh my god!
00:36:54I'm so sorry.
00:36:56It's okay.
00:36:57No!
00:36:58It's not okay.
00:36:59You were in a weird place at the time.
00:37:00I feel really terrible.
00:37:01You've been bitten by bigger.
00:37:02I'm not gonna...
00:37:03Yeah, it was really fucked up and definitely not okay, but we have to go right now.
00:37:07Is this your blood?
00:37:08Okay!
00:37:09Okay!
00:37:10So this is what we're gonna do.
00:37:11Okay, we're gonna take her down the stairs.
00:37:12We're gonna...
00:37:13We're gonna steal a car.
00:37:14We're gonna call the police and have them call the National Guard.
00:37:16Elevator?
00:37:17Elevator.
00:37:18Elevator.
00:37:19Ah!
00:37:20God!
00:37:21Does anyone else have to use the bathroom?
00:37:22Yeah, I do.
00:37:23Hope you could.
00:37:24Me too.

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