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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:10You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:22You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:28You know what, let me go grab you some food.
00:00:30Okay?
00:00:34I'm afraid it sucks the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance is expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay.
00:00:58Oh my god.
00:01:02What am I gonna do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:07There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me, are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that gonna do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:17A deluxe mail order.
00:01:21Ride service?
00:01:22Hello.
00:01:23You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:24We found you a bidder.
00:01:38You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:39We found you a bidder.
00:01:40Hello.
00:01:41You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:43We found you a bidder.
00:01:44What?
00:01:45What you got your best dress.
00:01:46What you got your best?
00:01:47What you got your best dress?
00:01:48We found you a bidder.
00:02:19Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:26Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:29The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:31She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:34Marcus is here.
00:02:36We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:38No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:49Dima!
00:02:52Edward!
00:02:55I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came of him.
00:02:58I do.
00:02:59She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:04Your majesty, please.
00:03:07No.
00:03:07If either of you step foot in this palace again,
00:03:21I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:26Now get out.
00:03:30I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:32It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:47And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:52I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:54You watch your language, boy.
00:03:55She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:04:00The one he craves for himself.
00:04:03Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:06I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:10But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:13You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:17H
00:04:44Arie Douglas, spread your arms, please.
00:04:52Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:58Is that really necessary?
00:05:00Your bag, please.
00:05:02You're not my date, are you?
00:05:06I shouldn't have signed up for this. No, I'm sorry.
00:05:08I think I'm just gonna go.
00:05:09Mom?
00:05:10Mom?
00:05:11Your Highness.
00:05:14Mom?
00:05:18Prince Edward.
00:05:26His Royal Highness, Prince Edward Piercement of Australia, at your service.
00:05:30Arie Douglas of Queens.
00:05:34Not a bad start.
00:05:36This is a joke, right? I mean, why would a prince need a mail order bride?
00:05:41Have I read your profile?
00:05:43You're smart, beautiful, talented.
00:05:47But you're hiding something.
00:05:49You don't want money, you need it.
00:05:51You don't know anything about me.
00:05:53Precisely.
00:05:55So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like all the rest?
00:06:03You have a great day, Your Highness.
00:06:13Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:15No.
00:06:17Follow her.
00:06:27How are you feeling today?
00:06:29Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:31We're just worried about you.
00:06:33What's wrong?
00:06:37I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:39What?
00:06:40Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:43What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:45Arie, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:47No, it's alright.
00:06:49We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital, and I was a little rude.
00:06:53I apologize, Miss Douglas.
00:06:58Could I have a word outside?
00:07:08You're doing this for your sister?
00:07:10Well done.
00:07:11Gold star for the Prince.
00:07:13If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:18Anything she needs.
00:07:20Wait, you're serious?
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:24But, if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:47What now?
00:07:51I love you, sis.
00:08:08Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:12What?
00:08:13So you just kissed me and left?
00:08:14I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:16But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:19Why?
00:08:20Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:22And it's just one of the many things you're gonna have to get used to.
00:08:25And fast.
00:08:26You're new life starts now.
00:08:27You're new life starts now.
00:08:29You're new life starts now.
00:08:30You're new life starts now.
00:08:42Mom?
00:08:43This is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:45Oh, hi.
00:08:46Um.
00:08:47Greetings, your royal highness.
00:08:50My god.
00:08:51Did she never even teach you how to curtsy?
00:08:52Oh my god.
00:08:53Did she never even teach you how to curtsy?
00:08:54Oh my god, I'm sorry.
00:08:55Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:26So you're the famous Ari Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:30I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:36Sorry you ended up with a dud, but um.
00:09:39Hey, we still have time to fall in love.
00:09:42Run away before the wedding.
00:09:45Come with me.
00:09:50Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:53Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:59I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but.
00:10:06Already late for our first appointment.
00:10:08She's gone.
00:10:09She's gone.
00:10:10She's gone.
00:10:11See you later.
00:10:12She's gone.
00:10:13I could not let go of the род.
00:10:14Thank you so much.
00:10:15I hope you enjoyed her.
00:10:16I hope you enjoyed her.
00:10:26Now, I'm a fan of the first opportunity.
00:10:31From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:11:01Yes, queen. Or should I say, yes, future queen. I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:14Let's drop those heels.
00:11:17Where did Emma find a savage? Isn't it obvious? She's a whore. He must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:35She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:47Go away!
00:11:56So this is true?
00:11:59Who are you?
00:12:01Your predecessor.
00:12:07You have a very pretty face.
00:12:11If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:15Is that a threat?
00:12:17No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:19Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:31And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:37Harry?
00:12:43Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:47Harry?
00:12:51Harry?
00:13:06Harry, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan. My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:15That's great, hen.
00:13:17I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:20Oh, gotta go. Dog's here. Love you.
00:13:22I love you.
00:13:24Love you.
00:13:28Harry?
00:13:29Harry?
00:13:31It's your big day.
00:13:35Okay.
00:13:42Let's get this shit over with.
00:13:52You look radiant.
00:14:09I'm sorry, it's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:12My father-
00:14:13I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:15Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:22Prince Edward, your bouts.
00:14:24Harry, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:31With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:40Let her share our lives until they are well spent, and spend them well, together.
00:14:49Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:54I do.
00:14:56And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:14:59I do.
00:15:05And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:11You may kiss the bride.
00:15:14ARREST THAT MAN!
00:15:18ARREST THAT MAN!
00:15:24What's the meaning of this?
00:15:26You know exactly what you did, you bastard!
00:15:29What do you mean yourself?
00:15:31Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:37What fiancé?
00:15:39Princess Dima.
00:15:40I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:50And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:53That is a lie!
00:15:54Take him away!
00:15:56You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:58Ari?
00:16:00Ari?
00:16:01Ari?
00:16:04Ari!
00:16:06Ari!
00:16:14Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:16You scoundrel!
00:16:17It was you that put those brutus on Dima.
00:16:22What do you care?
00:16:24Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:27What happened to you?
00:16:30We used to be like brothers.
00:16:32If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:34I'd already have the crown.
00:16:36That's what this is about.
00:16:39You scredited me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:42It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:45My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:47He was a younger twin!
00:16:48By what?
00:16:49Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:51Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:54And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense.
00:17:01I am.
00:17:03But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:17:06Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:12They won't stand anyway.
00:17:13Oh, they will.
00:17:15I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:18If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:48You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:59Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:18Just end, I'm fine.
00:18:19I'll be right back.
00:18:21I'll put you in for the.
00:18:23Oop.
00:18:24To add some hope.
00:18:26To answer all your questions.
00:18:30I'll go over to the table.
00:18:32I'll go over to the table.
00:18:34So, I'll go over to the table.
00:18:36What?
00:18:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:18:40I'm sorry, of course.
00:18:41To be all out of here!
00:18:43Time for you.
00:18:45What is right now is it?
00:18:46It's going to take some getting used to.
00:18:47I'm sorry, of course, I'm sorry.
00:18:48it's an honor to finally meet you your majesty i wish i could say the same
00:19:14it's good that you're here though sign this
00:19:17an annulment agreement well i presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated
00:19:25yet due to my son's situation sign the contract and let's end this foolishness
00:19:30i can't you can and you will no edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition
00:19:40and i can't let her down well if it's just the money you're here for have it
00:19:45this feels wrong either you sign or we force you to
00:19:57trust me we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace
00:20:03all right
00:20:16you asked me to find a bride worthy of the crown
00:20:25so i did
00:20:26the girls are commoner
00:20:28no father she is my wife
00:20:31i will not let you change that
00:20:34i'm so sorry for today
00:20:46i don't want your apologies
00:20:48i want the truth
00:20:51did you hurt princess dima
00:20:54no my cousin marcus is trying to smear my reputation
00:21:01why should i believe you
00:21:03why do you think you're here
00:21:06ari
00:21:07i don't know
00:21:09i was supposed to marry princess dima
00:21:11for political reasons
00:21:14when she cheated on me
00:21:16i made a vow to only marry the person that i wanted
00:21:19and then i found you
00:21:21we apparently know each other
00:21:24then give me a chance
00:21:25i saw how you would go to any length to save your sister
00:21:30and it resonated with me because
00:21:32i lost my mother to cancer
00:21:36edward
00:21:41ari i fell in love
00:21:43with your humanity
00:21:44and now i'm asking that you trust in mine
00:21:48i'm innocent
00:21:51edward you're shaking
00:22:06i never kissed the bride
00:22:13it's still our wedding day for another five minutes
00:22:36wow
00:22:38this hospital is amazing
00:22:40i can't believe you did all of this for me and my family edward
00:22:44i can't wait to tell them that we're married
00:22:47mom
00:22:53mom
00:22:55what's wrong
00:22:58i'm
00:23:02at least in a coma
00:23:04so you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life
00:23:19it wasn't like that
00:23:21that big shiny ring suggests otherwise
00:23:24edward is paying for him these treatments
00:23:28he's the reason she's in this hospital
00:23:30why
00:23:31what does he get out of it
00:23:33me
00:23:35you sold yourself to him
00:23:38is that what you're telling me
00:23:41for henley mom
00:23:42for henley
00:23:45this is dr mortimer
00:23:52my private physician
00:23:54i recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away
00:23:58it's risky
00:24:00but it could save henley's life
00:24:02ari
00:24:03your medical record shows
00:24:04you could be an ideal donor
00:24:06just show me where to sign doc
00:24:08i don't even know this person
00:24:10she can be a quack
00:24:11if edward chose her then so do i
00:24:13we will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately
00:24:18ari
00:24:21i
00:24:32mom
00:24:32mom
00:24:32oh
00:24:33sweetheart in here
00:24:34have some water
00:24:35he hasn't left your side
00:24:40i'm so sorry about before
00:24:44i was just struggling so much without you here
00:24:48and
00:24:48Henley.
00:24:49She's still sleeping.
00:24:51But the surgery was a success.
00:24:55I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:58Selling yourself to this man.
00:25:02What they're saying about him in the papers.
00:25:06It's all lies, mom.
00:25:07Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:25:11Doctor, Ari's awake.
00:25:18Ember!
00:25:23Ember!
00:25:26Mom!
00:25:28Mom!
00:25:29Mom!
00:25:30Mom!
00:25:31Mom!
00:25:34Ember!
00:25:48Mom!
00:25:49Mom!
00:25:50Mom!
00:25:51Mom!
00:25:52Mom!
00:25:53Mom!
00:25:54Mom!
00:25:55Mom!
00:25:56Mom!
00:25:57Mom!
00:25:58Fuckin' drop that part!
00:26:08I'm not your pal.
00:26:13That wasn't very nice.
00:26:15Field trip's over.
00:26:16We need to get you and the princess to a sea of heights.
00:26:18No!
00:26:19How are you feeling now?
00:26:20Because how were they, Edward?
00:26:30how are you feeling now who the hell were they edward they must have been sent by marcus
00:26:49he wants the throne that badly did he try and kill his own cousin
00:26:53try to push out your mind i can't i can't stop thinking about how close i came to losing you
00:27:01i nearly lost you you would have sacrificed yourself to save me
00:27:07why you know why
00:27:11say it larry
00:27:15say it because i love you edward
00:27:23oh
00:27:25i can't let you go
00:28:23oh wow
00:28:25again yeah well i was gonna take us to breakfast but we're not allowed to be
00:28:37percy
00:28:38so much for this being a safe room
00:28:40sorry your highnesses but we need to get you back to australia right away but i wanted to see
00:28:45henley first
00:28:47yes and i wanted to get some answers from the assassin well that could be difficult he's just been
00:28:51murdered in a cell someone didn't want him to talk
00:28:55marcus
00:29:06i know it's not the perfect honeymoon but we used to spend every christmas at oakville when i was a boy
00:29:12it was my mother's favorite place
00:29:17no wonder it's beautiful
00:29:27can i help you sir i'm here to escort prince edward and princess aria on their honeymoon
00:29:32prince edward is welcome the lady is not excuse me
00:29:38king's orders your highness
00:29:39he doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family
00:29:46how dare you question my wife to just missy
00:29:49i'll have you discharged i'll deal with this
00:29:56let us through you lad that's an order
00:29:58your order doesn't outrank the king's
00:30:01actually in matters of security it does
00:30:03there's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince and the princess
00:30:08do you want their deaths on your conscience
00:30:15easy
00:30:17i'm sorry my love this is outrageous
00:30:20oh believe me this is not my first traffic fight
00:30:23let me show you how we resolve things the american way
00:30:28well you've been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine kit
00:30:58you know i like this better than the palace it feels more i don't know
00:31:10like home yeah if your home has 23 bathrooms 30 000 acres and a dozen horses then sure
00:31:18oh you'll love this every christmas we used to put a plane for the adults
00:31:25oh are we peter pan one year and uh here is my costume from the nutcracker oh
00:31:35oh prince charming
00:31:42at your service milady oh my hero
00:31:45it suits you well maybe our kids will wear these one day good practice for the real thing
00:32:02ah another family tradition my first kill in fact
00:32:08wait wait you killed this stag
00:32:14edward that's horrible edward that's horrible
00:32:19well no it's heritage there are mounts here dating back to the 18th century oh really and
00:32:27did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads
00:32:29you're being ridiculous me i find it ridiculous no barbaric that you could butcher one of these
00:32:37creatures for sport and we don't butcher them we have the utmost respect for our game
00:32:45your game your game if you had respect for your game you wouldn't call it your game god how could
00:32:51have been so wrong about you what does that mean you're just like one of them a little snob with a big gun
00:33:00you're judging me because of my class yes killing things to impress people it's horrible beg your
00:33:07pardon not now not now percy apologies your highnesses but i think you're gonna want to see this
00:33:13how are you feeling now your highness see for yourself
00:33:26edward has to face justice we can't be ruled by a criminal the prince is innocent until proven guilty
00:33:35and he'll have his day in court there is something else you should know about him
00:33:40darling he called off our wedding so that he could marry an american prostitute named ari douglas how
00:33:49dare they these people are not fit to wear the crown we'd make a better king and queen than my
00:33:56cousin edward and his yank whore a persuasive argument let's hope the public disagrees
00:34:03you've not only brought this family into disrepute edward but the crown itself
00:34:14you really believe the accusations well they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner
00:34:21i'll give you one last chance to end this farce sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press
00:34:27the
00:34:30no ari is my wife now and forever
00:34:36so be it your marriage stands
00:34:41you honor me father i'm not only father to you i'm father to this nation and i will not have you
00:34:49jeopardize the crown xavier you shall be my successor and the new crown prince of estria
00:34:58you can't do that it goes against convention but these are unconventional times
00:35:08no you can't do that because i don't want it it's not about what you want
00:35:13we're at war with your cousin and maybe with latina soon too we need a show of strength giving
00:35:20into marcus's games that's a show of strength it wipes the slate clean
00:35:26xavier will be the new face of the monarchy you'll marry a woman of stature and sire and heir
00:35:39are you blind
00:35:43do you just ignore what's right in front of you what are you talking about now i won't marry
00:35:48i won't have an heir and i won't be king because i'm gay
00:35:58the monarchy is above sexuality
00:36:01xavier
00:36:02it's your crown too tight around the cranium
00:36:06i'd rather announce all my titles than continue living this lie
00:36:11what have i done to deserve these boys
00:36:13you know that's a good question you have two incredible brave sons but you didn't do anything
00:36:20to deserve them i'm warning you father honestly it's okay i've got this
00:36:26you think i'm scared of you maxwell i'm not i'm just so disappointed
00:36:32you see i never met my dad and when we first met i thought i would finally feel what it's like to have
00:36:38a real father and now honestly i'm i wish i'd never found out you say your father to the nation
00:36:49you're not even a good father to your own sons
00:37:02thank you
00:37:08what's this oh that's black pudding it's um made from blood
00:37:20you don't have to eat it no no it's fine i'll try it
00:37:26actually i wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stack thing
00:37:32after our argument with your dad i kind of i realized how different our upbringings were
00:37:36it wasn't fair to judge you for that i appreciate that and um what you said to him too
00:37:58morning
00:37:58the king the king has arranged for princess ari to make her first public appearance what he said
00:38:07and i quote um put that girl on tv she's got some fire in her belly
00:38:13she thinks we can beat marcus by winning over the people
00:38:17well that is great news he did have one stipulation you're to return to the palace ma'am
00:38:22for lessons in etiquette and he'll be your personal tutor
00:38:38princess ariana
00:38:39forgive me
00:38:47my behavior has been unbecoming
00:38:50yeah i don't really know what that means but um apologies accepted
00:38:56estrians respect their kings but they love their queens so we have to work on your decorum
00:39:03thankfully you'll be learning from the best
00:39:06that's not a very decorumy thing to say your majesty
00:39:09the word you're looking for is decorous and i'm not talking about myself
00:39:14i'm talking about your mother-in-law
00:39:22christmas is a time of joy
00:39:25notice her posture and her poise
00:39:28ready love and kindness as though you have an iron rod across the street
00:39:33to everyone this is your etiquette lesson not mine
00:39:37repeat after my husband and my husband and i would like to wish you a very merry christmas
00:39:45well you said all the words in the right order
00:39:50what was she like
00:39:52a lot like you
00:39:53she had a very kind way with people her charity work was her life
00:40:00boys were devastated to lose her
00:40:04and you
00:40:08it's never been the same without her
00:40:11she's an inspiration
00:40:19yes
00:40:21our next queen has a lot to live up to
00:40:28good evening tonight i'm joined by prince edward's new bride princess ariana welcome your royal highness
00:40:35good evening
00:40:37esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage could you tell us more about how you
00:40:41met prince edward
00:40:42we met in my hometown of queens edward found that very um serendipitous
00:40:49princess dima alerts that you were working as a prostitute there
00:40:52no that is not true
00:40:54so you're calling your fellow princess a liar she was misinformed
00:40:58to be clear did prince edward ever paid you for your services no not not in that way so he has paid
00:41:05you i'd rather not discuss ma'am the public has a right to know who their new princess really is
00:41:11so i would ask you again did prince edward ever pay you for your services
00:41:28all right yes he paid for me i was his mail order bride and maybe that's just as much as scandal but
00:41:39marrying prince edward is the best thing that i have ever done
00:41:42my sister was fighting cancer and i needed the money to save her and he gave me that but he gave me so
00:41:53much more i'm not talking about the crown or the castles i'm talking about his love
00:42:01and his kindness and his respect
00:42:05and yes i am calling princess dima a liar i don't know why she wants to ruin us maybe she's bitter
00:42:12because edward didn't forgive her after she was caught cheating on him with prince marcus
00:42:17you can ask her about that but what i do know is edward is a good man and yes this started out as a
00:42:25transaction for sure i needed the money to save my sister and he needed to be saved from marrying a
00:42:31woman that he didn't love but now my sister is getting better and edward has a wife who couldn't love him
00:42:47it's about time you started fighting back nice performance really appealing to the old heartstrings
00:43:00it wasn't a performance it's always a performance princess only the people they don't want love
00:43:06stories they want dirt that's why i'll win because i'm not afraid to get my hands dirty as we discovered
00:43:15in new york are you referring to the assassination attempt in fact i'm the only reason you're still
00:43:21breathing what it was athena who wanted you dead but i convinced king ivan to hold off for now
00:43:35see he's willing to let you live so long as you give my airship to you clever boy make all the threats
00:43:43you want i will prove my innocence in court oh even if you are somehow able to convince my judge that
00:43:53deem is the one lying you won't convince her father if you're found not guilty he'll simply declare war
00:44:02you just can't win your highness we're getting record engagements on our socials people are going
00:44:07crazy for their new princess maybe they do want love stories after all
00:44:23oh here's a good one starting a petition to rename princess harry the queen of spades
00:44:29she just buried princess steamer live on tv
00:44:32princess harry is the best american import since fried chicken waffles god you don't
00:44:41actually eat that do you um your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood fair
00:44:46your wife's a sensation in the nation father's etiquette lessons clearly paid off
00:45:02speaking of this is this princess harry should give this year's christmas speech king maxwell's are as dry
00:45:09as my husband's turkey dinner yes i saw that one in fact it gave me an idea
00:45:18ma'am we're ready for you ready for what
00:45:27whenever you're ready your hands
00:45:31my fellow estrians you know that feels pretty strange to say
00:45:35i'm sure you're used to spending your christmases with king maxwell but surprise you've got me this
00:45:42year you know my own christmases are usually spent with my family my sister my mom and me
00:45:50and yet here i am giving a speech to all of you but it still feels the same it feels like family
00:45:58because you have opened your hearts to me and made me feel at home here so from the bottom of my heart
00:46:07thank you and merry christmas from the palace
00:46:15you were amazing we'll upload it to your new channel tonight i just wish my family was really here
00:46:21well i think you'll like your present then merry christmas
00:46:37no i can't believe you're actually here i can't believe you're here you're a goddamn princess
00:46:41ari what you did for me i can never repay you are you getting better is payment enough oh cool
00:46:52i guess you won't be needing your present then i'll do this i wanted to get you something to say
00:46:57thank you it's not quite crown jewels level but thank you hen where's your half i don't need it
00:47:15you already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant and now you'll have a part of me too
00:47:19ari i know you did all this for me but are you really happy here i don't know i guess my life is
00:47:37just really different now edward have you heard from your lawyers they've hired a pi to look into
00:47:55marcus's bribery of state officials but he's covered his tracks i'm not sure we can beat him
00:48:04ari there's a new year street party tonight we have to go you're not well enough i've been here
00:48:10a whole week and you haven't let me out once i want to go see estria yeah there'll be plenty of time
00:48:15for that when you're better but i feel fine i promise i know henley we're working on a strategy
00:48:20for edward's trial we really don't have time for this
00:48:28she's been cooped up for months must have been tough
00:48:34so
00:48:39henley henley look i'm really sorry but we can we can celebrate here if you like henley please look
00:48:46i'm sorry can i come in
00:48:54damn it henley
00:48:59hey have you seen this girl oh my god princess ari um please please she's missing and she's my
00:49:08sister so oh yeah she's just there doing some shots what
00:49:16what are you even doing here are we please enough with the grown-up boy you're still in recovery and
00:49:21you're underage i'm not in this country we're going home harry please just let me have one night
00:49:29i never thought i'd get to see another new year i knew you pulled the cancer
00:49:33okay
00:49:35fine but no more drinking love you sis
00:49:48Five, four, three, two, one! Happy New Year!
00:50:06Come on, I'm just having some fun.
00:50:09Don't you get it? I'm a public figure now. I have more important things to worry about than fun.
00:50:13Fine. Go back to your prince and your palace and your fancy new life.
00:50:19I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister. I guess she's just too important for that now.
00:50:43It's not what it looks like.
00:50:55This creep grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off.
00:51:01I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo.
00:51:05Edward, speak to me.
00:51:09Even if that is true, this is on every front page the day before my trial begins.
00:51:15Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it. It's another smear campaign.
00:51:20It's working. This will lose us to country's support just when we need it the most.
00:51:32The court is now in session. The prosecution may call its first witness.
00:51:52Thank you, Your Honor. The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:52:08Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:52:12I do. Captain Percy, you are Prince Edward's bodyguard, are you not?
00:52:23I am.
00:52:24You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:52:27I do.
00:52:28Did you go with him to visit Princess Demo on the night of the assault?
00:52:33I did.
00:52:35I just don't understand why Percy would lie.
00:53:00Yeah, I know. It sucks.
00:53:02He was really hot.
00:53:04I'm really not a mood hen.
00:53:06I'm sorry.
00:53:07Mari, I don't know what you want me to say. You mean Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:53:12I guess that human trashbag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:53:18Huh.
00:53:19What?
00:53:20The bruises. We know Edward didn't give them to Demo.
00:53:23Sure, it was Marcus.
00:53:25Yeah, but we always assumed they were working together, right?
00:53:29But what if Marcus was manipulating Demo, forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward?
00:53:35Oh my god.
00:53:36Hen, I can kiss you right now.
00:53:39I need to go and speak to my fellow princess.
00:53:43It's judgement day for Prince Edward, and his bodyguard's damning testimony can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict.
00:53:51And here she comes, Princess Aerie.
00:53:55Just listen to those bulls.
00:53:58She is, of course, caught up in her own adultie scandal, and this could be, as well, a dark day for the whole couple.
00:54:05Oh my god.
00:54:10Demo.
00:54:13What do you want?
00:54:15It's not too late to stop this.
00:54:18Why would I want to do that?
00:54:20Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you.
00:54:23I'm forced you to blame it on Edward.
00:54:25We're facing another beating or worse.
00:54:27But it's okay, you don't have to be scared anymore.
00:54:29I can make you safe.
00:54:31Oh, Aerie.
00:54:50It's the best joke I've ever heard.
00:54:56You poor naive girl.
00:54:58Did you really think my brain-dead fiancé was behind all this?
00:55:02I just made him believe it was all his idea.
00:55:05Our affair in the throne room.
00:55:07Bribing the judge.
00:55:09I even had to force him to hit me.
00:55:12He thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne.
00:55:18And what is it really about?
00:55:19Bringing down the piercements.
00:55:20For generations they've looked down their noses at little Athena.
00:55:25We've been invaded and attacked too many times to count.
00:55:29And yet, my father sent me here to marry your loser Prince.
00:55:33So I decided to use Marcus to divide the family.
00:55:35Bring them down from the inside.
00:55:37I didn't factor you in of course, but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store princess.
00:55:53You'll soon be forgotten.
00:55:55A side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family.
00:55:58Oh, chop chop. Time to hear your husband's guilty verdict.
00:56:05You won't get away with this.
00:56:07Oh, darling. I already have.
00:56:11Ah, here they are.
00:56:16Princess Dima, did you know that this conversation with Princess Arie was recorded and live streamed on other social media?
00:56:23What?
00:56:25Who's the naive one now?
00:56:28You devious little bitch.
00:56:31I learned from the best.
00:56:36If you ever threaten my family again, I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for.
00:56:43Okay?
00:56:45You alright?
00:56:46Yes, where's Edward?
00:56:48The judge has found him guilty.
00:56:50Wait!
00:56:52I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent.
00:56:56I've already passed my judgment.
00:56:59The prince is guilty as charged.
00:57:02Well, your honor, I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict.
00:57:07How dare you! Bailiff!
00:57:09Stop right there.
00:57:11This sham is over.
00:57:14You hold no authority here.
00:57:16This is the Crown Court, is it not?
00:57:19I am the living embodiment of the Crown and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict.
00:57:25And I charge you, Prince Marcus and Princess Dima, with treason.
00:57:31Arrest them.
00:57:32You save me again.
00:57:34Check my name, Prince!
00:57:35Check my name, Prince!
00:57:37Check my name!
00:57:38Check my name!
00:57:39Check my name, Prince!
00:57:40Check my name, Prince!
00:57:41Pray for me, Prince!
00:57:45You saved me again.
00:57:49Stay away!
00:57:51You saved me again.
00:57:55Looks like Prince Charmy is not your only hero around here.
00:57:58Come here, see my name!
00:58:00Yes, my queen!
00:58:01Yes, my queen!
00:58:02Yes, my queen!
00:58:08Come.
00:58:12You wanted to see us, Father?
00:58:16I owe you an apology, Edward.
00:58:18You're never capable of such violence.
00:58:20You've always been a man of peace.
00:58:22And, Larry, you share the same compassion and charisma
00:58:27as Edward's mother had in spades.
00:58:30You'll make a great queen.
00:58:32Thank you, Father.
00:58:34Of course, we do still have to work on the decorum.
00:58:36Ah-ha, we have plenty of time for that, Pops.
00:58:40Actually, the public are thirsty for new blood,
00:58:44and, well, I'm ready for a rest.
00:58:47So I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two, young upstarts.
00:58:52Good luck.
00:59:00You're royal highness.
00:59:11We're going to New York, Percy.
00:59:13And we need protection.
00:59:15Well, ma'am, I'd let you down.
00:59:17Forget about it.
00:59:18You were looking out for your family, and I get that.
00:59:21So shave that stubble, soldier.
00:59:23We got a plane to catch.
00:59:27Yes, ma'am.
00:59:28Good morning.
00:59:29We're very happy to...
00:59:30Sorry.
00:59:31Um...
00:59:32We're very happy to welcome you all here today.
00:59:33As you know, my sister recently beat cancer.
00:59:35It was a hard battle, and to pay for it, I became a princess.
00:59:38But that's not really an option for most people.
00:59:39So, that's why we've opened Henley's House.
00:59:40A place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment.
00:59:41Uh...
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01:00:10So, um...
01:00:11Please welcome the woman of the hour, Henley Douglas.
01:00:13I now declare Henley's House...
01:00:19Open!
01:00:21Well, I can't believe you made yourself first patient of Henley's house!
01:00:28Oh god...
01:00:29I can't go through this again!
01:00:31Look at your bellyaching, mom!
01:00:34Not every bellyache is a tumor!
01:00:35Do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma?
01:00:41Well, something did come up on this test results, folks.
01:00:45It's cancer. We cursed.
01:00:48No, it's not cancer.
01:00:49Kidney stones.
01:00:51Liver disease.
01:00:52You're having a royal baby, Ari.
01:00:55Oh, my goodness.
01:01:05Our lives are about to change forever.
01:01:14In more ways than you know.
01:01:24I love you.
01:01:25I love you, too.
01:01:35I love you.
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