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Ding My Lover Rang My Doorbell – Full HD Movie
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00:01You know, I never imagined I'd be kissing another man at my ex's engagement party.
00:17A thief.
00:23Stay calm.
00:24You should thank me for a taste testing for you. Last night you brought over that pasta.
00:38Just like that three year old bra that was just crispy and rigid.
00:47What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is she?
00:50Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.
00:52So what the hell was I for the past three years?
00:55You're just a chef that smells like garlic.
00:58I mean, man eat your food, but hey, dream of my love.
01:03I mean, when was the last time Caleb had been bothered with you?
01:06You shut your mouth, you tramp!
01:09Hey! That's enough. Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?
01:14Oh my god! See that on kitchen grease?
01:17Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.
01:19Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.
01:23Yeah, but you're useless now.
01:26Cause we are a perfect match.
01:32Oh my god, he's still here.
01:33Evelyn, you are fired. Just, I never want to see you again.
01:37I'm the one firing you two.
01:39Assholes!
01:41Oh my, oh god!
01:45Assholes!
01:58Yes!
01:59Every penny I had, I spent on his stupid restaurant.
02:04I even kept my chef E-identity secret to spare his fragile ego.
02:09And for what? To be treated like garbage?
02:12Okay, you are not spending another second on that jerk!
02:18Get up! Get up! Come on!
02:19Turn around!
02:20The world is your voice.
02:28Stop pouting!
02:31It's time to play!
02:34I've been searching for three years.
02:46Where are you?
02:47And the winner is...
03:05Shecky!
03:14Shecky's in the lounge.
03:15She actually cured your anorexia!
03:17Sophie!
03:19Keila proposed!
03:21No, I think I'm gonna keep my chef E-identity secret for now.
03:23I'll still help him with his restaurant, just quietly.
03:38She's just behind this door.
03:45I think my drink's been spiked.
03:46I think my drink's been spiked.
03:47I think my drink's been spiked.
03:51Oh!
03:53Hey!
03:54You good?
03:55You must be a hero.
03:56Oh!
04:05Hey, you good?
04:09You must be a hero
04:15You must be a hero
04:19What should I say to you?
04:23Should I say to you, love?
04:27You must enjoy yourselves in the room I prepared just for us
04:55Do you really get that wild last night?
05:25That asshole!
05:39Oh Caleb, today is not your lucky day
05:43What in hell?
05:47We'll keep the meeting, I'll make it in half an hour
06:01Stay back
06:03What the hell did you do to my car?
06:13Oh thank god, he doesn't recognize me
06:15This is your car?
06:21I am so sorry
06:25Um, wrong car
06:27Yeah, classic mix-up
06:29I'll pay for the damages, just let me know what she does
06:31That'll be 50 grand for a repaint
06:33Cash or check
06:3550 grand?
06:37Why don't you just mug me instead?
06:39I don't have time for this
06:41The cops can deal with this mess, sound good?
06:43Cops, no, no, don't call the cops, don't call the cops
06:45Don't call the cops
06:46Yeah, I'd like to report poverty damage
06:47Please don't call the cops, please don't call the cops
06:49Hey
06:51What the hell are you doing?
06:53Go ahead.
06:54Call the cops.
06:55I'd love for them to see this.
06:56Oh, was that a threat?
06:57No, no, no, no.
06:58I'm just negotiating.
07:02I'm in a hurry.
07:03Take this off me, and I'll let you go.
07:06And I don't have to pay?
07:07Before I change my mind.
07:08OK, OK, OK.
07:12Oh.
07:15I might not have the key on it.
07:21Seriously?
07:25We're not going to take these off first?
07:27No time.
07:27Just follow my lead, and do not act weird.
07:33Ah, Mr. Carter.
07:37We are thrilled at the thought of you buying us out, huh?
07:43And who might this be?
07:45This is my personal assistant.
07:47Oh.
07:48Hi.
07:49Hi.
07:50We're doing a little corporate bonding thing.
07:57OK.
07:58Bonding, huh?
08:00Wow.
08:20That is, uh, that's quite the progressive bonding exercise, isn't it?
08:30Mr. Carter, I paid top dollar for Chef E's exclusive recipe.
08:35I think that would be worth an extra 10 points on the offer, wouldn't it?
08:40Chef E?
08:41That's right.
08:42Carter's been chasing Chef E forever.
08:44This sale is locked.
08:46It's not Chef E's recipe.
08:48What?
08:49I'm sorry.
08:50Mr. Carter, they're pulling a fast one on you.
08:52This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship.
08:56It's identical.
08:58Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish.
09:11It kills the fish's natural umami.
09:13And FYI, Chef E doesn't write anything down.
09:15All of her recipes live in her head.
09:20If they're only in her head, how would you know?
09:27So what's the deal with you and Chef E?
09:30I am Chef E, dummy.
09:31Just a fan.
09:33God, lucky enough to chat about recipes with her once.
09:35Boss!
09:45It's just a lock while the entire circus.
09:47I heard you're in handcuffs, so I brought a lawyer.
09:51And a locksmith.
09:53And his mentor.
09:54Just in case.
09:56What about that guy?
09:58Oh, I'm just here for the spectacle.
10:06Don't mind me.
10:14I will take those.
10:17Okay.
10:19You know, I saved you money back there.
10:21That'll be my compensation.
10:23Fine.
10:24Later.
10:29Boss!
10:30Who's she?
10:35Cheers!
10:37Cheers, guys!
10:39Cheers!
10:41Cheers!
10:43Oh, God!
10:45Evelyn, I've already fired you.
10:46What are you doing here?
10:48Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation.
10:51I'm taking my 50% share.
10:54Cheers!
10:56Oh!
10:58As of your wedding.
11:00You only became head chef thanks to Caleb.
11:03You were nothing.
11:04I kept my chef-y identity secret to protect your fragile ego.
11:08Which clearly was wasted on you.
11:11You're chef-y?
11:15Okay, so you're pretending to be chef-y when the real product sheet, Madeline, is right here?
11:22That's seriously hilarious.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:25You're funny.
11:27You're funny.
11:28Kayla breaks up with you and you go into a full psychotic break?
11:31I mean, behold this face, people.
11:34Scared's kiss would burn him into sterility.
11:36I mean, who would get excited about this package?
11:38You should beat it now, because my garbage can, I'm wanting to take trash like people.
11:41So...
11:43Okay, now about this.
11:45Let's not let this psycho spoil our day.
11:47Madeline, darling.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:52Will you marry me?
11:54Oh, my God.
11:56I wasn't expecting this.
11:58Yeah!
11:59It's you!
12:09See, Evelyn?
12:11Caleb clearly loves me, so he can stop obsessing over him.
12:15What?
12:16Congratulations.
12:18You snagged an absolute gem.
12:20You know, my new guy is hotter, richer, and way more impressive.
12:24Where it counts.
12:27What are you implying?
12:28Evelyn, did you really invent a boyfriend to make yourself feel better?
12:31Right.
12:32I mean, if he's real...
12:33Where is it?
12:34Show us.
12:35Oh, my God.
12:37Fantastic.
12:38Where do I magically whip up a boyfriend?
12:40From my rib?
12:42This is sad.
12:43Caleb rejects her, so she comes up with this pathetic story.
12:47Aww.
12:48You know what, Evelyn, just...
12:50Just go.
12:51I mean, at this point you're just humiliating yourself.
12:52I mean, I'm sorry for you.
12:54You know what?
12:55Why don't you use that cash for some, um, therapy?
12:58He's right there!
13:02He's right there!
13:04Move!
13:06Mr. Carter, what's Carter Group's strategy this year?
13:08We're acquiring ten premium restaurants to establish.
13:10You know what I'm asking?
13:11And we're acquiring ten premium restaurants to establish.
13:12We're acquiring ten premium restaurants to establish.
13:13And we're acquiring ten premium restaurants to establish.
13:14Bombshell, Carter Group's CEO has a public kiss with an unknown woman?
13:34That's literally the most powerful man in the city.
13:36There's zero chance he's dating Evelyn.
13:39You better have a good reason for this.
13:44I'm so sorry. Please just help me out.
13:46Mr. Carter, what's your relationship with this woman?
13:53She's my fiancee.
13:55Oh, yeah.
13:58Come here, man.
14:02It's as nice as you're doing.
14:05Any other questions?
14:09Okay, but you could have said girlfriend.
14:11I mean, why go full fiancee?
14:13Girlfriend?
14:14A new CEO caught in a public scandal.
14:16What do you think that does to my company's value?
14:18Well, people love a young couple in love.
14:22I mean, that kind of press could give you a bump.
14:24Your people, maybe.
14:25Mine, not so forgiving.
14:27I mean, that could wipe out 300 million in market value.
14:30Can you cover that?
14:31What?
14:32Exactly.
14:33Calling you my fiancee is the only way to make this little kiss
14:36look like a PR move instead of chaos.
14:39Okay, so what do we do?
14:40Tell them all the truth?
14:42Sure.
14:43Yeah, we can clear it all up.
14:45If you're ready to write a 300 million dollar check.
14:48There's gotta be another option.
14:52There is.
14:54Which is?
14:56Marry me.
15:02Contract marriage.
15:07Divorce after one year.
15:08Your bedroom is down the hall, on the left.
15:10Fine.
15:11You corporate vulture.
15:13Being my wife comes with specific duties.
15:15And what are these duties?
15:32All of this is for me?
15:35Naturally.
15:36Consider it an investment in making sure you look the part of my wife.
15:42For your everyday spending.
15:44No limit on this card.
15:47No, I can't accept that.
15:49This is a business deal.
15:50Between equals.
15:53Consider it a wedding gift.
15:56Fine.
16:00If you insist.
16:02Fine.
16:03Fine.
16:04Fine.
16:05Fine.
16:06Fine.
16:07Fine.
16:08Fine.
16:09Fine.
16:10Fine.
16:11Fine.
16:12Fine.
16:13Fine.
16:14Fine.
16:15Fine.
16:16Fine.
16:17Fine.
16:18Fine.
16:19Fine.
16:20Fine.
16:21Fine.
16:22Fine.
16:23Fine.
16:24Fine.
16:25Fine.
16:26Fine.
16:27Fine.
16:28Fine.
16:29Fine.
16:30Fine.
16:31Fine.
16:32Damn. This feels too real to be a dream.
16:39You're in the wrong room.
16:41Sorry! So sorry! Oh my god, I will leave. Right now!
16:48Geez! What is with the attitude?
16:59It's nothing I haven't seen before.
17:03What did you just say?
17:05Nothing. Nothing. Just sleep talking. Sweet dreams.
17:10Too many mishaps last night. But what better apology from a culinary genius than breakfast.
17:32Hey! I made you breakfast.
17:38No thanks.
17:39What? You didn't even take a single bite. That's disrespectful to the food and the chef.
17:44This isn't about respect. I've struggled with severe anorexia, which is why I have someone who handles my breakfast.
17:50Anorexia?
17:52Oh, is that so hard to believe?
17:55I'm so sorry. I just had no idea. Everything in your life just seems so perfect and put together.
18:05Guess everyone has their struggles, huh?
18:07Even someone together like me has their problems. Now if you-
18:10Bitches?
18:11If you don't move, I will be late.
18:13Please just take one bite. Just one bite and then I'll let you go. I promise.
18:18Please.
18:22You're not.
18:23I'm just trying to make you a little bit more.
18:25No.
18:26You're not.
18:27See? That's not-
18:28Well, what do you think?
18:29Not bad.
18:30No.
18:35No.
18:36No.
18:37No.
18:38No.
18:39No.
18:40No.
18:41No.
18:42No.
18:43No.
18:44No.
18:45No.
18:46No.
18:47No.
18:49No.
18:50No.
18:51No.
18:52I can make time for breakfast.
18:54Well then, bon appetit.
18:58Where are you going?
19:00Didn't you say you were going to join me for breakfast?
19:02No, it's my first day on the new job.
19:04Can't be late.
19:06But, here's the address.
19:10Come by sometime.
19:12Wait, isn't this the restaurant I just acquired?
19:18This can't be happening.
19:20Leo married somebody?
19:28The bitch from that night.
19:30I'm going to see Leo right now.
19:38So, I have the hottest gossip.
19:40The boss's new wife is visiting today.
19:42No way.
19:43I wonder what she looks like.
19:44The news clip only showed her profile.
19:46This is totally unclear, right?
19:48What kind of dumb ass comment is that?
19:50The boss's wife is gorgeous.
19:52She's the boss's wife.
19:53Just be on your toes and you treat her like royalty.
20:04No need for the formality.
20:06I'm just the head chef.
20:08What are you doing in the dining room?
20:10You are breaking company protocol.
20:12Get to work ASAP.
20:14Boom!
20:28I'm looking for Leo.
20:30This must be her.
20:32Welcome, Mrs. Carter.
20:34They think I'm Leo's wife.
20:42Don't make a fuss.
20:43Just call me Jennifer.
20:44Jennifer, absolutely, of course.
20:46Was that the new head chef who just walked by?
20:48Indeed.
20:50Funny how life works out that way, isn't it?
20:52You're both similar in age, yet worlds apart in status.
20:56You're the boss's new wife and she's stuck in the kitchen cooking.
21:04Oh, no comparison whatsoever.
21:07Jennifer, right?
21:11Mr. Carter isn't in today, but we'll ensure top-notch service.
21:15Absolutely.
21:16You and the boss are totally made for each other.
21:18Of course.
21:19I'm the only woman suitable to be Mrs. Carter.
21:26I'm so happy that Leo finally settled down.
21:35Do you think his wife will appreciate these gifts?
21:40Perhaps two more villas, too.
21:44Mr. Carter never mentioned Evelyn.
21:47What if she is simply after his money?
21:51You're right.
21:52Perhaps I should get to know her personally.
21:56Oh, my goodness! Are you okay?
22:07I haven't eaten. May I have some soup?
22:12Yeah, of course. Yeah, come with me.
22:15Order anything you'd like. It's on me.
22:21Thank you. You're so kind.
22:23Fine. All happy.
22:25What do you think you're doing?
22:27This is a fine dining restaurant.
22:29You can't bring in homeless people. Get her out now.
22:32No, you can't do this. She needs our help.
22:34That's her problem. This is a restaurant, not a charity.
22:37What kind of standard is this for treating guests?
22:40Every human being deserves the right to a proper meal.
22:43Oh, please save your bleeding heart.
22:46Look at the new chef. Thinking she owns the place? Bringing in street people?
22:51Our clientele are people of good standing.
22:54Having this vagabond around will just hurt our reputation.
22:57Did you hear that? Hurry up and make her leave.
22:59Her word is law around here.
23:01Hold on. Who's the boss's wife here?
23:04Uh, excuse me? Has age ruined your eyes and ears?
23:07This is our boss's wife, Mrs. Carter.
23:10Oh, Jennifer.
23:12Why are they referring to her as the boss's wife?
23:16I thought Evelyn held that title.
23:18Okay, just because you're the boss's wife, that doesn't mean you get to humiliate people.
23:25We're all equals here.
23:29Equality.
23:33As the boss's wife, I am superior to your grubby chef in your dirty street.
23:39Oh, trash.
23:40Oh, did you hear that, Evelyn?
23:41Or do you want to join this piece of trash out in the street?
23:44So these are the employees at my grandson's restaurant?
23:47Their behavior is disgraceful.
23:52What?
23:53Grandma's at the restaurant.
23:55Yes.
23:56Mrs. Carter somehow discovered Miss Taylor's new position as head chef and, well, she wanted to see for herself.
24:02Evelyn, please don't slip up in front of my grandmother.
24:07This woman just wants some food. She won't disturb anyone.
24:10Her mere presence spreads the stench of poverty.
24:13Who would like to dine with her around?
24:15Remove this beggar at once or consider yourself terminated.
24:19Garbage chef and homeless trash. You two deserve each other.
24:23Okay, this is outrageous. With staff like you, this restaurant is doomed.
24:27I'll make sure headquarters knows exactly what happened here.
24:30Report us?
24:31You insignificant nothing. You're fired.
24:34You're the one that needs to be fired.
24:38Fire me?
24:43It's rich coming from someone who looks like they sleep in a cardboard box.
24:48Maybe she bumped her head and thought she was the CEO's granny.
24:52Oh, poor thing.
24:54You seriously don't know who Jennifer is to the owner?
24:58And you're trying to fire her? That's comedy.
25:00Her wiring is, uh, clearly fried.
25:02Broke and insane. Now that's hilarious.
25:04That's enough! I'm taking you somewhere decent.
25:07Awesome! Hit the streets together.
25:09Maybe you'll gather up enough change for a hot dog.
25:12Yum yum yum.
25:13They should all leave.
25:15You stubborn hag! Get them out of here now!
25:21Ah!
25:22How dare you touch me? The audacity!
25:25You lunatic! You just assaulted him!
25:28Forget leaving. You're going straight to prison.
25:30Oh, don't twist this. You attacked us first.
25:32Precisely.
25:33You people are a complete embarrassment to this company.
25:42You needed a reality check.
25:43What the hell, you psycho bi-
25:47Stop!
25:55Leo, this psycho grandma is terrorizing your restaurant.
26:03Call the police now!
26:04Yes, that's right.
26:05Street trash has no place in this restaurant.
26:07Does everyone here feel the same way?
26:09Oh, Mr. Carter, don't you worry. I'll remove these people at once!
26:12Shut up!
26:13There will be zero discrimination in any Carter establishment.
26:17You are done here.
26:19Evelyn is in charge from now on.
26:22Hold on. Leo owns this place?
26:24Mr. Carter, I was just following Mrs. Carter's words.
26:27You know, your wife.
26:29She's my wife.
26:31Wow, that is news to me.
26:33Get this straight, everyone.
26:36Evelyn is my wife.
26:39She, she, she, she's your wife?
26:43Oh, hold up. You lied to us?
26:47I didn't say anything. You jumped to conclusions.
26:50Yeah, but you never denied it. Not even once.
26:52We are so bad, we just insulted the real Mrs. Carter.
26:55Everyone apologize to her. Now.
26:58We are so sorry. So sorry.
27:02Leo, you want me to apologize to street trash?
27:05That's humiliating!
27:07Throw her out. You are banned from this restaurant.
27:09Come on.
27:10Leo.
27:11It's fine.
27:12You can't do this to me!
27:13Come on, let's go.
27:15Grandma, are you okay?
27:21Grandma?
27:28I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were Leo's grandmother.
27:32Evelyn, you really are a lovely young woman.
27:36And you suit Leo well.
27:38Hmm.
27:39I'm going to have Nick drive me home.
27:41Then I'm going to grab a few things and I'm going to stay at your place for a bit.
27:46Grandma, that's not, uh, that's not necessary.
27:51We're screwed. She's totally going to find out about our big marriage.
27:55Get it together, Evelyn. We need to get home and get ready now.
27:59Bye.
28:06Oh, uh, ma'am, you should probably keep your seatbelt on.
28:09Are those two just playing house for my sake?
28:12Uh, Miss Carter, what would give you that idea?
28:15Their interactions seem rehearsed.
28:18Impossible.
28:19I mean, these two are head over heels for each other.
28:22Is that so?
28:23Absolutely.
28:24A hundred percent.
28:25I mean, they are amazing together.
28:27I mean, I have a front row seat.
28:29Well, I really like Evelyn.
28:32I really think that she's what Leo needs to find real happiness.
28:37Boss, for the love of God, don't you and Miss Taylor screw this up.
28:46Hurry! Grandma's almost here.
28:48She's not going to barge in my bedroom.
28:52Oh my God! Could you please put something on?
28:57Great. Now it looks like a real couple's bedroom.
29:00You know, after a tornado?
29:02So how did you two find each other?
29:04We met at a bar?
29:05At a restaurant?
29:07No, no, no.
29:08No, no, no.
29:10No, no.
29:11No, no, no, no.
29:14No, no, no, no.
29:16No.
29:21So how did you two find each other?
29:22We met at a bar?
29:23No.
29:24One of those bar-restaurant combos.
29:25other? We met at a bar. One of those bar-restaurant combos, you know? Oh, yes. And, um, how long
29:38have you been together? Three months? Half a year. Your answers? What we mean is, we met
29:52six months ago, but we became a couple three months ago. Yeah. Actually, I've had a crush on her for a very
30:01long time. Evelyn fell asleep in my guest room, so I thought I'd return her to you.
30:22What's going on? You heard her. I fell asleep in the wrong bedroom. You make a habit of ending up in
30:30the wrong room, don't you? I know. I know. My fault. I'm asleep on the floor. Happy?
30:43I wondered if you wanted some warm milk before bed, but I'll let you be.
30:48Don't move. Almost. You know, your heart's racing.
31:18Grandma might pop in at any second. Sleeping separately would blow her cover immediately.
31:26Are you sure?
31:31Relax. I won't try anything.
31:35Yeah, like, I was worried about that.
31:42Got it? Got it.
31:48You like what you feel?
32:14I... I... What are you doing?
32:26Don't you want this?
32:29Yeah.
32:34Evelyn.
32:42Evelyn.
32:44I really shouldn't, man.
32:47Evelyn, wake up.
32:49I gotta go.
32:54I'm dead.
32:59Dear God. Why would I dream something like that?
33:02Sorry. So sorry. I had a nightmare. A horrible one. I was...
33:06A nightmare with drool.
33:07Stop messing with me.
33:11Let's call it even for the slap.
33:13And what were you dreaming about exactly? You nearly suffocated me.
33:17I dreamed you were stripping and tempting me.
33:20Not exactly conversation material. I was dreaming about an excellent cuisine.
33:25So not a nightmare unless you thought you were a vampire.
33:32I did that? That's really bad.
33:37Look, I have work later. How am I supposed to show up like this?
33:40I could give you a scarf.
33:42I don't wear scarves.
33:43What about some makeup? I have a really good concealer.
33:45I think that would be uncomfortable.
33:47You're impossible.
33:48Figure it out yourself.
33:49Are you sure about that?
33:51Bite me.
33:55Sure.
34:03Wait, wait, wait. I thought...
34:05I thought this was just a business deal.
34:08Come on, don't you want this?
34:19Are you up? Breakfast is ready.
34:30What is wrong with me?
34:43Where are you going at this hour?
34:45Uh, Evelyn's still not home and it's getting late.
34:50I'm just going to pick her up.
34:52So when did you become so thoughtful?
34:55She's my wife.
34:57I should take care of her, right?
34:59Well, keep telling yourself that.
35:01But those heart eyes aren't fooling anyone.
35:06Am I actually in love with her?
35:15What the hell?
35:23Oh, look at this.
35:25Oh, the untouchable new chef knows fear after all.
35:30Are you insane?
35:31You ruined me!
35:33I lost my job because of you.
35:35And now I can't get work anywhere.
35:37So it is time for some payback.
35:41Don't you think?
35:42No, let me go! Please! Help! Help!
35:45No one is coming for you in this hour!
35:47Just shut up!
35:51It's time to pay!
35:58You got a death wish?
35:59Stop! He's not worth it!
36:10You hurt your hand.
36:12Get anywhere near Evelyn again.
36:13I'll make sure you vanish for good.
36:17Come on. Let's get inside.
36:24It's nothing. I'm fine.
36:25No. Sit.
36:28Down.
36:29Down.
36:36What?
36:37Nothing.
36:38You just look stunning right now.
36:44I'm so sorry. I'll be gentle.
36:49There. All done.
36:59I'm so sorry.
37:00I'm so sorry.
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37:04I'm so sorry.
37:05I'm so sorry.
37:06I want to end our arrangement.
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