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Ding My Lover Rang My Doorbell – Full HD Movie
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00:01You know, I never imagined I'd be kissing another man at my ex's engagement party.
00:17A thief.
00:23Stay calm.
00:24You should thank me for a taste testing for you. Last night you brought over that pasta.
00:38Just like that three year old bra that was just crispy and rigid.
00:47What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is she?
00:50Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.
00:52So what the hell was I for the past three years?
00:55You're just a chef that smells like garlic.
00:58I mean, man eat your food, but hey, dream of my love.
01:03I mean, when was the last time you have been bothered with me?
01:06You shut your mouth, you tramp!
01:09Hey! That's enough. Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?
01:14Oh my god! See that on kitchen grease?
01:17Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.
01:19Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.
01:23Yeah, but you're useless now.
01:26Cause we are a perfect match.
01:32Oh my god, he's still here.
01:33Evelyn, you are fired. Just, I never want to see you again.
01:37I'm the one firing you two.
01:39Assholes!
01:41Oh my, oh god!
01:45Assholes!
01:58Yes!
01:59Every penny I had, I spent on his stupid restaurant.
02:04I even kept my chef E-identity secret to spare his fragile ego.
02:09And for what? To be treated like garbage?
02:12Okay, you are not spending another second on that jerk!
02:18Get up! Get up! Come on!
02:19Turn around!
02:20The world is your voice.
02:28Stop pouting!
02:31It's time to play!
02:34I've been searching for three years.
02:46Where are you?
02:47And the winner is...
03:05Shecky!
03:14Shecky's in the lounge.
03:15She actually cured your anorexia!
03:17Sophie!
03:19Keila proposed!
03:21No, I think I'm gonna keep my chef E-identity secret for now.
03:23I'll still help him with his restaurant, just quietly.
03:38She's just behind this door.
03:45I think my drink's been spiked.
03:46I think my drink's been spiked.
03:47I think my drink's been spiked.
03:51Oh!
03:53Hey!
03:54You good?
03:55You must be a hero...
03:56You must be a hero
04:02Oh!
04:04Hey! You good?
04:09You must be a hero
04:19What should I do to me?
04:24Should I do to me, love?
04:34You must enjoy yourselves in the room I prepared just for us
04:57Do you really get that wild last night?
05:27That asshole!
05:39Oh Caleb, today is not your lucky day
05:43What in hell?
05:57Keep the meeting, I'll make it in half an hour
06:04Hey babe
06:12What the hell did you do to my car?
06:14Oh thank god, he doesn't recognize me
06:17This is, this is your car?
06:21Look, I am so sorry
06:24Um, wrong car
06:26Yeah, classic mix-up
06:28I'll pay for the damages, just let me know what she does
06:32That'll be 50 grand for a repaint
06:34Cash or check?
06:3550 grand?
06:36Why don't you just mug me instead?
06:38I don't have time for this
06:40The cops can deal with this mess, sound good?
06:42Cops, no, no, don't call the cops
06:44Don't call the cops, don't call the cops
06:45Hello?
06:46Yeah, I'd like to report property damage
06:47Please don't call the cops, please don't call the cops
06:48Hey!
06:51What the hell are you doing?
06:53Go ahead
06:54Call the cops, I'd love for them to see this
06:56Oh, was that a threat?
06:57No, no, no, no
06:58I'm just...
06:59Negotiating?
07:01I'm in a hurry
07:03Take this off me, and I'll let you go
07:05And I don't have to pay?
07:07Before I change my mind
07:08Okay, okay, okay
07:09Thank you
07:15I might not have the key on it
07:21Seriously?
07:22We're not gonna take these off first?
07:23No time, just follow my lead and do not act weird
07:28Ah, Mr. Carter
07:34We are thrilled at the thought of you buying us out, huh?
07:42Okay
07:43And, um, who might this be?
07:45This is my personal assistant
07:47Oh
07:48Hi
07:49Hi
07:50Er...
07:51Here we go
07:54We're doing a little corporate bonding thing
07:57Okay
07:58Bonding, huh?
08:00That is, uh, that's quite the progressive bonding exercise, isn't it?
08:25Mr. Carter, I paid top dollar for Chef E's exclusive recipe
08:35I think that would be worth an extra ten points on the offer, wouldn't it?
08:40Chef E?
08:41That's right
08:42Carter's been chasing Chef E forever
08:44This sale is locked
08:46It's not Chef E's recipe
08:48What?
08:49I'm sorry, Mr. Carter, they're pulling a fast one on you
08:52This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship
08:57It's identical
09:08Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish
09:11It kills the fish's natural umami
09:13And FYI, Chef E doesn't write anything down
09:16All the recipes live in her head
09:18If they're only in her head, how would you know?
09:21How would you know?
09:27So what's the deal with you and Chef E?
09:29I am Chef E, dummy
09:31Just a fan
09:32God lucky enough to chat about recipes with her once
09:35Boss!
09:44It's just a lock, why the entire circus?
09:47I heard you're in handcuffs, so I brought a lawyer
09:51And a locksmith
09:53And his mentor
09:54Just in case
09:56What about that guy?
09:58Oh, I'm just here for the spectacle
10:06Don't mind me
10:07I will take those
10:14I will take those
10:17Okay!
10:19You know, I saved you money back there
10:21That'll be my compensation
10:23Fine
10:24Later!
10:29Boss!
10:30Who's she?
10:31Cheers!
10:32Cheers!
10:33Cheers!
10:34Cheers!
10:35Oh god!
10:36Evelyn, I've already fired you
10:37What are you doing here?
10:38Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation
10:39I'm taking my 50% share
10:40Cheers!
10:41Oh god!
10:42Oh god!
10:43Evelyn, I've already fired you
10:44What are you doing here?
10:45Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation
10:46Ha!
10:47I'm taking my 50% share
10:48Cheers!
10:49Oh!
10:50As if you were there
10:52You only became head chef thanks to Caleb
10:53You were nothing
10:54I kept my chef-y identity secret to protect your fragile ego
10:56Which clearly was wasted on you
10:58You're chef-y?
11:00Okay, so
11:01You're pretending to be chef-y when the real product-y Madeline is right here?
11:04Ha!
11:05That's seriously hilarious!
11:06Oh my god, you're funny!
11:07Ha!
11:08Funny I'm too
11:10Well, how good Evelyn, Caleb breaks up with you and you go into a full psychotic break?
11:13Ha!
11:14I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
11:15I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
11:16I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
11:17I'm so sorry
11:18I'm so sorry
11:19I'm so sorry
11:20I'm sorry
11:21I'm sorry
11:22I'm so sorry
11:23I'm sorry
11:24I'm sorry
11:25You're so sorry
11:26I'm sorry
11:27I'm sorry
11:28I'm sorry
11:29with you and you go into a full psychotic break?
11:31I mean, behold this face, people.
11:34Scarce kids would burn them into sterility.
11:36I mean, who would get excited about this package?
11:38You should beat it now, because my garbage can
11:40and I'm wanting to take trash like people, so.
11:42Okay, now about this.
11:44Let's not let this psycho spoil our day.
11:47Madeline, darling.
11:52Will you marry me?
11:53Oh my god, I wasn't expecting this.
11:57Yeah, I do.
12:08See, Evelyn?
12:10Caleb clearly loves me, so he can stop obsessing over him.
12:15What?
12:16Congratulations, you snagged an absolute jab.
12:19You know, my new guy is hotter, richer, and way more impressive.
12:24Where it counts.
12:27I'm playing.
12:28Evelyn, did you really invent a boyfriend
12:30to make yourself feel better?
12:31Right, I mean, if he's real, where is it?
12:33Show us.
12:34Show us.
12:35Oh my god.
12:36Fantastic.
12:37Where do I magically whip up a boyfriend?
12:39From my rib?
12:40This is sad.
12:42Caleb rejects her, so she comes up with this pathetic story.
12:46Aw.
12:47You know what?
12:48Evelyn, just go.
12:50I mean, at this point, you're just humiliating yourself.
12:52I mean, I'm sorry for you.
12:53You know what?
12:54Why don't you use that cash for some, um, therapy?
13:01He's right there.
13:06Mr. Carter, what's Carter Group's strategy this year?
13:08We're acquiring 10 premium restaurants for style.
13:25Mr. Carter Group's CEO has a public kiss with an unknown woman?
13:33That's literally the most powerful man in the city.
13:36There's zero chance he's dating Evelyn.
13:42You better have a good reason for this.
13:43I'm so sorry.
13:44Please just help me out.
13:45Mr. Carter, what's your relationship with this woman?
13:47Mr. Carter, what's your relationship with this woman?
13:53She's my fiancee.
14:02Mr. Carter, what's this message you're doing?
14:05Any other questions?
14:09Okay, but you could have said girlfriend.
14:11I mean, why go full fiancee?
14:13Girlfriend.
14:14A new CEO caught in a public scandal.
14:15What do you think that does to my company's value?
14:17Well, people love a young couple in love.
14:21I mean, that kind of press could give you a bump.
14:23Your people, maybe.
14:25Mine, not so forgiving.
14:27I mean, that could wipe out $300 million in market value.
14:30Can you cover that?
14:30What?
14:31Exactly.
14:33Calling you my fiancee is the only way to make this little kiss
14:36look like a PR move instead of chaos.
14:38Okay, so what do we do?
14:40Tell them all the truth?
14:42Sure.
14:43Yeah, we can clear it all up.
14:45If you're ready to write a $300 million check.
14:48There's gotta be another option.
14:52There is.
14:54Which is?
14:56Marry me.
14:56Contract marriage.
15:06Divorce after one year.
15:08Your bedroom is down the hall.
15:09On the left.
15:10Fine.
15:11You corporate vulture.
15:13Being my wife comes with specific duties.
15:15And what are these duties?
15:32All of this is for me?
15:35Naturally.
15:36Consider it an investment in making sure you look the part of my wife.
15:42For your everyday spending.
15:44No limit on this card.
15:47No, I can't accept that.
15:48This is a business deal.
15:50Between equals.
15:52Consider it a wedding gift.
15:56Fine.
15:56Fine.
16:00If you insist.
16:14This is nice.
16:15You're in the wrong room.
16:40Sorry.
16:44So sorry.
16:45Oh my god.
16:47I will leave.
16:47Right now.
16:48What?
16:56Geez.
16:57What is with the attitude?
16:59It's nothing I haven't seen before.
17:03What did you just say?
17:04Nothing.
17:04Nothing.
17:05Nothing.
17:06Just sleep talking.
17:08Sweet dreams.
17:24Too many mishaps last night.
17:26But what better apology from a culinary genius than breakfast.
17:36Hey, I made you breakfast.
17:38No thanks.
17:39What?
17:40You didn't even take a single bite.
17:42That's disrespectful to the food and the chef.
17:44This isn't about respect.
17:46I've struggled with severe anorexia, which is why I have someone who handles my breakfast.
17:51Anorexia?
17:52Oh, is that so hard to believe?
17:55I'm so sorry.
17:57I just had no idea.
17:59Everything in your life just seems so perfect and put together.
18:03I guess everyone has their struggles, huh?
18:07Even someone together like me has their problems.
18:09Now if you-
18:10What is?
18:11If you don't move, I will be late.
18:13Please just take one bite.
18:15Just one bite and then I'll let you go.
18:16I promise.
18:18Please.
18:28See, that's not-
18:33Well, what do you think?
18:40Not bad.
18:40Didn't you say you were running late?
18:52I can make time for breakfast.
18:54Well then, bon appetit.
18:59Where are you going?
19:00Didn't you say you were going to join me for breakfast?
19:02No, it's my first day on the new job.
19:04Can't be late.
19:05But here's the address.
19:09Come by sometime.
19:13Wait, isn't this the restaurant I just acquired?
19:15This can't be happening.
19:20Leo married somebody?
19:28The bitch from that night.
19:30I'm going to see Leo right now.
19:37Okay, so I have the hottest gossip.
19:40The boss's new wife is visiting today.
19:42No way.
19:43I wonder what she looks like.
19:44The news clip only showed her profiles.
19:46It's totally unclear, right?
19:47Okay, what kind of dumb ass comment is that?
19:49The boss's wife is gorgeous.
19:51She's the boss's wife.
19:52Just be on your toes and you treat her like royalty.
20:03Oh, no need for the formality.
20:05I'm just the head chef.
20:08What are you doing in the dining room?
20:09You are breaking company protocol.
20:11Just, ugh.
20:13Get to work ASAP.
20:15Boom!
20:28I'm looking for Leo.
20:29This must be her.
20:31Oh, welcome, Mrs. Carter.
20:35They think I'm Leo's wife.
20:41Don't make a fuss.
20:43Just call me Jennifer.
20:44Jennifer, absolutely, of course.
20:46Was that the new head chef who just walked by?
20:49Indeed.
20:50Funny how life works out that way, isn't it?
20:52You're both similar in age, yet worlds apart in status.
20:56Well, you're the boss's new wife and she's stuck in the kitchen cooking.
21:00Oh, no comparison whatsoever.
21:07Jennifer, right?
21:09Mr. Carter isn't in today, but we'll ensure top-notch service.
21:15Absolutely.
21:16You and the boss are totally made for each other.
21:18Of course.
21:19I'm the only woman suitable to be Mrs. Carter.
21:31I'm so happy that Leo finally settled down.
21:35Do you think his wife will appreciate these gifts?
21:40Perhaps two more villas, too.
21:43Mr. Carter never mentioned Evelyn.
21:47What if she is simply after his money?
21:51You're right.
21:52Perhaps I should get to know her personally.
22:00Oh my goodness, are you okay?
22:10I haven't eaten.
22:11May I have some soup?
22:12Yeah, of course.
22:13Yeah, come with me.
22:18Order anything you'd like.
22:20It's on me.
22:21You're so kind.
22:24All happy.
22:25What do you think you're doing?
22:27This is a fine dining restaurant.
22:29You can't bring in homeless people.
22:30Get her out now.
22:32No, you can't do this.
22:33She needs our help.
22:34That's her problem.
22:35This is a restaurant, not a charity.
22:37What kind of standard is this for treating guests?
22:40Every human being deserves the right to a proper meal.
22:43Oh please, save your bleeding heart.
22:46Look at the new chef.
22:47Thinking she owns the place?
22:49Bringing in street people?
22:51Our clientele are people of good standing.
22:54Having this vagabond around will just hurt our reputation.
22:57Did you hear that?
22:58Hurry up and make her leave.
22:59Her word is law around here.
23:01Hold on.
23:02Who's the boss's wife here?
23:04Uh, excuse me?
23:05Has age ruined your eyes and ears?
23:07This is our boss's wife, Mrs. Carter.
23:10Oh, Jennifer.
23:12Why are they referring to her as the boss's wife?
23:16I thought Evelyn held that title.
23:22Okay, just because you're the boss's wife,
23:24that doesn't mean you get to humiliate people.
23:26We're all equals here.
23:30Equality.
23:33As the boss's wife, I am superior to you grubby chef in you dirty street.
23:39Oh, trash.
23:39Oh, did you hear that, Evelyn?
23:41Or do you want to join this piece of trash out in the street?
23:44So these are the employees at my grandson's restaurant?
23:47Their behavior is disgraceful.
23:52What?
23:53Grandma's at the restaurant.
23:55Yes.
23:56Mrs. Carter somehow discovered Miss Taylor's new position as head chef and,
24:00well, she wanted to see for herself.
24:02Evelyn, please don't slip up in front of my grandmother.
24:06This woman just wants some food.
24:08She won't disturb anyone.
24:10Her mere presence spreads the stench of poverty.
24:13Who would like to dine with her around?
24:15Remove this beggar at once or consider yourself terminated.
24:19Garbage chef and homeless trash.
24:21You two deserve each other.
24:23Okay, this is outrageous.
24:24With staff like you, this restaurant is doomed.
24:27I'll make sure headquarters knows exactly what happened here.
24:30Report us?
24:31You insignificant nothing.
24:33You're fired.
24:36You're the one that needs to be fired.
24:40Fire me?
24:44It's rich coming from someone who looks like they sleep in a cardboard box.
24:48Maybe she bumped her head and thought she was the CEO's granny.
24:52Oh, poor thing.
24:54You seriously don't know who Jennifer is to the owner?
24:58And you're trying to fire her?
24:59That's comedy.
25:00Her wiring is, uh, clearly fried.
25:02Broke and insane.
25:03Now that's hilarious.
25:04That's enough!
25:06I'm taking you somewhere decent.
25:07Awesome!
25:08Hit the streets together.
25:09Maybe you'll gather up enough change for a hot dog.
25:13They should all leave.
25:15You stubborn hag!
25:17Get them out of here now!
25:22Dare you touch me?
25:24The audacity!
25:25You lunatic!
25:26You just assaulted him!
25:28Forget leaving.
25:28You're going straight to prison.
25:30Don't twist this.
25:31You attacked us first.
25:32Precisely.
25:33You people are a complete embarrassment to this company.
25:42You needed a reality check.
25:43What the hell you psycho bi-
25:47Stop!
25:47Leo, this psycho grandma is terrorizing your restaurant.
26:02Call the police now.
26:03Yes, that's right.
26:04Street trash has no place in this restaurant.
26:07Does everyone here feel the same way?
26:08Oh, Mr. Carter, don't you worry.
26:10I'll remove these people at once.
26:12Shut up!
26:13There will be zero discrimination in any Carter establishment.
26:17You are done here.
26:18Evelyn is in charge from now on.
26:21Hold on.
26:22Leo owns this place?
26:24Mr. Carter, I was just following Mrs. Carter's words.
26:27You know, your wife.
26:28She's my wife.
26:31Wow, that is news to me.
26:33Get this straight, everyone.
26:36Evelyn is my wife.
26:39She, she, she, she's your wife?
26:42Oh, hold up.
26:45You lied to us?
26:47I didn't say anything.
26:49You jumped to conclusions.
26:50Yeah, but you never denied it.
26:50Not even once.
26:51We are so bad.
26:53We just insulted the real Mrs. Carter.
26:55Everyone apologize to her.
26:57Now.
26:58We are so sorry.
27:00So sorry.
27:00Leo, you want me to apologize to street trash?
27:05That's humiliating.
27:06Throw her out.
27:07You are banned from this restaurant.
27:09Come on.
27:10Leo.
27:10It's fine.
27:11You can't do this to me.
27:13Come on, let's go.
27:19Grandma, are you okay?
27:22Grandma?
27:22I'm sorry.
27:29I didn't realize you were Leo's grandmother.
27:32Evelyn, you really are a lovely young woman.
27:36And you suit Leo well.
27:39I'm going to have Nick drive me home.
27:41Then I'm going to grab a few things and I'm going to stay at your place for a bit.
27:46Grandma, that's not, uh, that's not necessary.
27:50We're screwed.
27:52She's totally going to find out about her big marriage.
27:55Get it together, Evelyn.
27:56We need to get home and get ready now.
28:00Bye.
28:06Oh, uh, ma'am, you should probably keep your seatbelt on.
28:08Are those two just playing house for my sake?
28:12Uh, Miss Carter, what would give you that idea?
28:14Their interactions seem rehearsed.
28:17Impossible. I mean, these two are head over heels for each other.
28:21Is that so?
28:22Absolutely. A hundred percent.
28:25I mean, they are amazing together.
28:27I mean, I have a front row seat.
28:28Well, I really like Evelyn.
28:32I really think that she's what Leo needs to find real happiness.
28:36Boss, for the love of God, don't you and Miss Taylor screw this up.
28:41Oh, hurry. Your grandma's almost here.
28:48She's knocking the barge in my bedroom.
28:51Oh, my God. Could you please put something on?
29:01Great. Now it looks like a real couple's bedroom.
29:04Now after a tornado?
29:11So how did you two find each other?
29:26We met at a bar.
29:30One of those bar restaurant combos, you know?
29:33Oh, yes. And, um, how long have you been together?
29:39Three months?
29:40Is that half a year?
29:47Your answers?
29:49What we mean is, we met six months ago, but we became a couple three months ago.
29:56Yeah, actually, I've had a crush on her for a very long time.
30:09Evelyn fell asleep in my guest room, so I thought I'd return her to you.
30:14What's going on?
30:25You heard her. I fell asleep in the wrong bedroom.
30:28You make a habit of ending up in the wrong room, don't you?
30:30I know. I know. My fault. I will sleep on the floor. Happy?
30:36I wondered if you wanted some warm milk before bed, but I'll let you be.
30:48Don't move.
31:05Almost.
31:05You know, your heart's racing.
31:20Grandma might pop in at any second. Sleeping separately would blow her cover immediately.
31:26Are you sure?
31:32Relax. I won't try anything.
31:33Yeah, like I was worried about that.
31:42Got it?
31:43Got it.
32:03You like what you feel?
32:15I...
32:18What are you doing?
32:26Don't you want this?
32:26Evelyn.
32:42Evelyn.
32:44Evelyn.
32:44You really shouldn't be, Evelyn.
32:47Evelyn, wake up.
32:49I gotta go.
32:50I'm dead.
32:59Dear God.
32:59Why would I dream something like that?
33:02Sorry.
33:03So sorry.
33:03I had a nightmare.
33:05A horrible one.
33:06I was...
33:06A nightmare with drool.
33:09Stop messing with me.
33:10Huh.
33:11Let's call it even for the slap.
33:12What were you dreaming about exactly?
33:15You nearly suffocated me.
33:17I dreamed you were stripping and tempting me.
33:20Not exactly conversation material.
33:22I was dreaming about an excellent cuisine.
33:25So not a nightmare.
33:31Unless you thought you were a vampire.
33:34I did that?
33:36That's really bad.
33:37Look, I have work later.
33:39How am I supposed to show up like this?
33:40I could give you a scarf.
33:42I don't wear scarves.
33:43What about some makeup?
33:44I have a really good concealer.
33:45I think that would be uncomfortable.
33:47You're impossible.
33:48Figure it out yourself.
33:49Are you sure about that?
33:51Bite me.
33:52Sure.
34:03Wait, wait, wait.
34:03I thought...
34:04I thought this was just a business deal.
34:07Come on, don't you want this?
34:09Are you up?
34:22Breakfast is ready.
34:30What is wrong with me?
34:38Where are you going at this hour?
34:48Evelyn's still not home and it's getting late.
34:50I'm just going to pick her up.
34:52So when did you become so thoughtful?
34:55She's my wife.
34:57I should take care of her, right?
34:59Well, keep telling yourself that.
35:01But those heart eyes aren't fooling anyone.
35:06Am I actually in love with her?
35:23What the hell?
35:23Oh, look at this.
35:25Yes.
35:26Oh, the untouchable new chef knows fear after all.
35:30Are you insane?
35:31You ruined me.
35:33I lost my job because of you.
35:36And now I can't get work anywhere.
35:39So it is time for some payback.
35:41Don't you think?
35:42No, let me go.
35:43Please, help, help.
35:45No one is coming for you in this hour.
35:47Just shut up.
35:51It's time for pay.
35:58You got a death wish?
36:03No, stop.
36:04He's not worth it.
36:10You hurt your hand.
36:10Get anywhere near Evelyn again.
36:14I'll make sure you vanish for good.
36:17Come on, let's get inside.
36:24It's nothing.
36:25I'm fine.
36:25No, sit down.
36:36What?
36:36Nothing.
36:38You just look stunning right now.
36:40I'm so sorry.
36:46I'll be gentle.
36:49There.
36:50I'll die.
37:00What?
37:04Evelyn.
37:07I want to end our arrangement.
37:10The....
37:11How did you…
37:12You could delve deeper into it.
37:22I took this, but to me, while I dug dowel-
37:30We will not admit enough to me, I hinted by myself.
37:32I am not sure.
37:32I was tentar.
37:34I was just to mention this.
37:34Hang out what you want to add to me,
37:35but I want to say to myself.
37:36We will make your mind and increase your career in applyters.
37:38I will never forget to see myself.
37:38Christ from the heart.
37:39And I will not be able to go somewhere else.
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