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00:01You know, I never imagined I'd be kissing another man at my ex's engagement party.
00:17A thief.
00:23Stay calm.
00:24You should thank me for a taste testing for you. Last night you brought over that pasta.
00:38It tastes like that three year old bra that was just crispy and rigid.
00:45Come here.
00:47What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is she?
00:50Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.
00:52So what the hell was I for the past three years?
00:55You're just a chef that smells like garlic.
00:58I mean, man eat your food, but hey, dream of my love.
01:03I mean, when was the last time you ever been bothered with me?
01:06You shut your mouth, you tramp!
01:09Hey! That's enough. Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?
01:14Oh my god! See that on kitchen grease?
01:17Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.
01:19Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.
01:23Yeah, but you're useless now.
01:26Cause we are a perfect match.
01:32Oh my god, he's still here.
01:33Evelyn, you are fired. Just, I never want to see you again.
01:37I'm the one firing you two.
01:39Assholes!
01:40Oh my, oh god!
01:43Assholes!
01:45Assholes!
01:46Yes!
01:47Every penny I had, I spent on his stupid restaurant.
02:04I even kept my chef E-identity secret to spare his fragile ego.
02:08And for what? To be treated like garbage?
02:12Okay. You are not spending another second on that jerk!
02:18Get up! Get up! Come on!
02:20Turn around. The world is your voice.
02:24Stop pouting!
02:29It's time to play!
02:33Let's play!
02:34Let's play!
02:43I've been searching for three years.
02:46Where are you?
02:48I'm dead.
02:50I'm dead.
02:52I'm dead.
02:54I'm dead.
02:56I'm dead.
02:58I'm dead.
02:59I'm dead.
03:04And the winner is...
03:06Shafi!
03:14Shafi's in the lounge.
03:15She actually cured your anorexia.
03:17Sophie?
03:19Keila proposed!
03:21No, I think I'm going to keep my Shafi identity secret for now.
03:23I'll still help him with his restaurant, just quietly.
03:29She's just behind this door.
03:38She's just behind this door.
03:39Okay.
03:40Okay.
03:58I think my drink's been spiked.
04:06Hey!
04:07You good?
04:08You good?
04:12You must be a hero.
04:14You must be a hero.
04:17You must be a hero.
04:18You must be a hero.
04:21What's she meant to know me?
04:24She meant to know me.
04:26Love.
04:27A hero.
04:28Let's enjoy yourselves in the room are prepared just for us.
04:32You know, let's enjoy ourselves in the room I prepared just for us.
05:02Did it really get that wild last night?
05:30That asshole.
05:37Oh Caleb, today is not your lucky day.
05:43Rock in hell.
05:49Keep the meeting, I'll make it in half an hour.
06:04Payback.
06:11What the hell did you do to my car?
06:13Oh thank god, he doesn't recognize me.
06:17This is, this is your car?
06:22I am so sorry.
06:24Um, wrong car.
06:26Yeah, classic mix up.
06:28I'll pay for the damages, just let me know how much it is.
06:32That'll be 50 grand for a repaint.
06:34Cash or check?
06:36Why don't you just mug me instead?
06:38I don't have time for this.
06:40The cops can deal with this mess.
06:41Sound good?
06:42Cops!
06:43No, no, don't call the cops!
06:44Don't call the cops!
06:45Hello?
06:46Don't call the cops!
06:47Yeah, I'd like to report property damage.
06:48Please don't call the cops!
06:49Hey!
06:50What the hell are you doing?
06:52Go ahead.
06:53Call the cops, I'd love for them to see this.
06:56Oh, was that a threat?
06:57No, no, no, no.
06:58I'm just...
06:59negotiating?
07:00I'm in a hurry.
07:03Take this off me, and I'll let you go.
07:05And I don't have to pay?
07:07Before I change my mind.
07:08Okay, okay, okay.
07:15I might not have the key on it, but...
07:20Seriously?
07:25We're not gonna take these off first?
07:27No time.
07:28Just follow my lead, and do not act weird.
07:33Ah, Mr. Carter.
07:37We are thrilled at the thought of you buying us out, huh?
07:43And, um, who might this be?
07:45This is my personal assistant.
07:47Oh.
07:48Hi.
07:49Hi.
07:54We're doing a little corporate bonding thing.
07:58Okay.
08:00Bonding, huh?
08:01That is, uh, that's quite the progressive bonding exercise, isn't it?
08:14Mr. Carter, I paid top dollar for Chef E's exclusive recipe.
08:27I think that would be worth an extra ten points on the offer, wouldn't it?
08:29Chef E?
08:30That's right.
08:31That's right.
08:32Carter's been chasing Chef E forever.
08:33This sale is locked.
08:34It's not Chef E's recipe.
08:35What?
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37Mr. Carter, they're pulling a fast one on you.
08:38This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship.
08:39It's identical.
08:51Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish.
08:52It kills the fish's natural umami.
08:56And FYI, Chef E doesn't write anything down.
08:57All the recipes live in her head.
08:58If they're only in her head, how would you know?
08:59If they're only in her head, how would you know?
09:03So what's the deal with you and Chef E?
09:09You know, Chef E.
09:14And Chef E was sizin't making all of it.
09:19And you didn't make all of it?
09:21You didn't make all of it.
09:23You didn't make all of it.
09:24It's all of this.
09:27I feel like I'm not sure if my friends are around here.
09:28with you and chef E. I am chef E, dummy. Just a fan. God lucky enough to chat
09:34about recipes with her once. Boss!
09:44It's just a lot by the entire circus. I heard you're in handcuffs so I brought a
09:49lawyer and a locksmith and his mentor just in case. What about that guy? Oh I'm just
09:59here for the spectacle.
10:05Don't mind me.
10:14I will take those.
10:15Okay. You know, I saved you money back there. That'll be my compensation.
10:22Fine. Later.
10:29Boss, who's she?
10:38Cheers guys. Cheers.
10:41Oh god. Evelyn, I've already fired you. What are you doing here?
10:47Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation. I'm taking my 50% share.
10:54Shares?
10:56As if you were there.
11:00You only became head chef thanks to Caleb. You were nothing.
11:03I kept my chef E identity secret to protect your fragile ego, which clearly was wasted on you.
11:08You're chef E.
11:14Okay, so you're pretending to be chef E when the real product sheet Madeline is right here?
11:22Seriously, hilarious. Oh my god, you're funny.
11:24You're funny, I'm serious.
11:26You're called with Evelyn, Kayla breaks up with you and you go into a full psychotic break?
11:30I mean, behold this face, people. Skier's kiss would burn him into sterility.
11:36I mean, who would get excited about this package, right?
11:38We should beat it now because my garbage can't even want to even take trash like people.
11:41So...
11:42Okay, now about this. Let's not let this psycho spoil our day.
11:47Madeline, darling.
11:51Will you marry me?
11:52Oh my god, I wasn't expecting this.
11:57Yeah, I do.
12:08See, Evelyn? Caleb clearly loves me, so he can stop obsessing over him.
12:14What? Congratulations. You snagged an absolute jab.
12:19You know, my new guy is hotter, richer, and way more impressive.
12:23Where it counts.
12:27What are you implying?
12:28Evelyn, did you really invent a boyfriend to make yourself feel better?
12:31Right? I mean, if he's real...
12:33Where is it? Show us.
12:34It's so good. Oh my god.
12:36Fantastic. Where do I magically whip up a boyfriend? From my rib?
12:41This is sad.
12:42Caleb rejects her, so she comes up with this pathetic story.
12:46Aww.
12:47You know what, Evelyn, just... just go.
12:50I mean, at this point, you're just humiliating yourself.
12:52I mean, I'm sorry for you.
12:53You know what? Why don't you use that cash for some, um, therapy?
13:01He's right there.
13:06Mr. Carter, what's Carter Group's strategy this year?
13:08We are acquiring 10 premium restaurants to establish.
13:17We are acquiring 10 premium restaurants to establish.
13:29Bombshell.
13:30The Carter Group CEO has a public kiss with an unknown woman?
13:33That's literally the most powerful man in the city.
13:36There's zero chance he's dating Evelyn.
13:42You better have a good reason for this.
13:43I'm so sorry. Please just help me out.
13:46Mr. Carter, what's your relationship with this woman?
13:53She's my fiancée.
14:05Any other questions?
14:09Okay, but you could have said girlfriend.
14:11I mean, why go full fiancée?
14:13Girlfriend.
14:14A new CEO caught in a public scandal.
14:15What do you think that does to my company's value?
14:18Well, people love a young couple in love.
14:21I mean, that kind of press could give you a bump.
14:23Your people, maybe.
14:25Mine, not so forgiving.
14:27I mean, that could wipe out 300 million in market value.
14:30Can you cover that?
14:31What?
14:32Exactly.
14:33Calling you my fiancée is the only way to make this little kiss
14:36look like a PR move instead of chaos.
14:38Okay, so what do we do?
14:40Tell them all the truth?
14:41Sure.
14:43Yeah, we can clear it all up.
14:44If you're ready to write a 300 million dollar check.
14:48There's gotta be another option.
14:52There is.
14:53Which is?
14:54Marry me.
15:05Contract marriage.
15:06Divorce after one year.
15:08Your bedroom is down the hall on the left.
15:10Fine, you corporate vulture.
15:13Being my wife comes with specific duties.
15:15And what are these duties?
15:32All of this is for me?
15:34Naturally.
15:36Consider it an investment in making sure you look the part of my wife.
15:39For your everyday spending.
15:44No limit on this card.
15:47No, I can't accept that.
15:48This is a business deal between equals.
15:52Consider it a wedding gift.
15:56Fine.
16:00If you insist.
16:09Yes.
16:13Yes, this is nice.
16:34Damn, this feels too real to be a dream.
16:39You're in the wrong room.
16:44Sorry! So sorry!
16:46Oh my god, I will leave. Right now!
16:56Geez! What is with the attitude?
16:59It's nothing I haven't seen before!
17:02What did you just say?
17:04Nothing. Nothing. Just sleep talking.
17:08Sweet dreams.
17:23Too many mishaps last night.
17:26But what better apology from a culinary genius than breakfast.
17:32Hey! I made you breakfast.
17:38No thanks.
17:39What? You didn't even take a single bite.
17:41That's disrespectful to the food and the chef.
17:44This isn't about respect. I've struggled with severe anorexia,
17:47which is why I have someone who handles my breakfast.
17:50Anorexia?
17:52Is that so hard to believe?
17:54I'm so sorry. I just had no idea.
17:58Everything in your life just seems so perfect and put together.
18:04Guess everyone has their struggles, huh?
18:06Even someone together like me has their problems.
18:09Now if you-
18:10Which is?
18:11If you don't move, I will be late.
18:13Please just take one bite. Just one bite and then I'll let you go. I promise.
18:17Please.
18:18Please.
18:28See, that's not-
18:37Well, what do you think?
18:39Not bad.
18:41No.
18:47Didn't you say you were running late?
18:52I can make time for breakfast.
18:54Well then.
18:55Bon appetit.
18:57Where are you going?
18:59Didn't you say you were going to join me for breakfast?
19:01No, it's my first day on the new job.
19:04Can't be late.
19:05But...
19:06Here's the address.
19:08Come by sometime.
19:10Wait, isn't this the restaurant I just acquired?
19:15This can't be happening.
19:20Leo married somebody?
19:28The bitch from that night.
19:29I'm going to see Leo right now.
19:38So, I have the hottest gossip.
19:40The boss's new wife is visiting today.
19:42No way.
19:43I wonder what she looks like.
19:44The news clip only showed her profile.
19:46It's totally unclear.
19:47Right?
19:48Okay, what kind of dumb ass comment is that?
19:49The boss's wife is gorgeous.
19:51She's the boss's wife.
19:52Just be on your toes and you treat her like royalty.
20:03Oh.
20:04No need for the formality.
20:05I'm just the head chef.
20:07What are you doing in the dining room?
20:09You are breaking company protocol.
20:11Get to work ASAP.
20:14Boom!
20:28I'm looking for Leo.
20:29This must be her.
20:31Welcome, Mrs. Carter.
20:34They think I'm Leo's wife.
20:37Don't make a fuss.
20:38Just call me Jennifer.
20:39Jennifer.
20:40Absolutely, of course.
20:41Was that the new head chef who just walked by?
20:42Indeed.
20:43Funny how life works out that way, isn't it?
20:44You're both similar in age, yet worlds apart in status.
20:45You're the boss's new wife and she's stuck in the kitchen cooking.
20:46Oh, no comparison whatsoever.
20:47Jennifer.
20:48Right?
20:49Mr. Carter isn't in today, but we'll ensure top-notch service.
20:51Absolutely.
20:52You and the boss are totally made for each other.
20:54Of course.
20:55I'm the only woman suitable to be Mrs. Carter.
20:56Well, you're the boss's new wife, and she's stuck in the kitchen cooking.
21:04Oh, no comparison whatsoever.
21:07Jennifer. Right?
21:11Mr. Carter isn't in today, but we'll ensure top-notch service.
21:15Absolutely. You and the boss are totally made for each other.
21:18Of course. I'm the only woman suitable to be Mrs. Carter.
21:26I'm so happy that Leo finally settled down.
21:34Do you think his wife will appreciate these gifts?
21:39Perhaps two more villas, too.
21:43Mr. Carter never mentioned Evelyn.
21:46What if she is simply after his money?
21:50You're right. Perhaps I should get to know her personally.
21:56Oh my goodness! Are you okay?
22:06I haven't eaten. May I have some soup?
22:12Yeah, of course. Yeah, come with me.
22:14Order anything you'd like. It's on me.
22:20Thank you. You're so kind. All happy.
22:24What do you think you're doing?
22:26This is a fine dining restaurant. You can't bring in homeless people. Get her out now.
22:31No, you can't do this. She needs our help.
22:33That's her problem. This is a restaurant, not a charity.
22:37What kind of standard is this for treating guests?
22:39Every human being deserves the right to a proper meal.
22:42Oh, please save your bleeding heart.
22:45Look at the new chef. Thinking she owns the place? Bringing in street people?
22:50Our clientele are people of good standing.
22:53Having this vagabond around will just hurt our reputation.
22:56Did you hear that? Hurry up and make her leave.
22:59Her word is law around here.
23:01Hold on. Who's the boss's wife here?
23:04Uh, excuse me? Has age ruined your eyes and ears?
23:07This is our boss's wife, Mrs. Carter.
23:10Oh, Jennifer.
23:12Why are they referring to her as the boss's wife?
23:16I thought Evelyn held that title.
23:22Okay, just because you're the boss's wife, that doesn't mean you get to humiliate people.
23:26We're all equals here.
23:29Equality.
23:33As the boss's wife, I am superior to you grubby chef and you dirty street trash.
23:39Aw, did you hear that, Evelyn? Or do you want to join this piece of trash out on the street?
23:44So these are the employees at my grandson's restaurant?
23:47Their behavior is disgraceful.
23:52What? Grandma's at the restaurant?
23:55Yes. Mrs. Carter somehow discovered Miss Taylor's new position as head chef and, well, she wanted to see for herself.
24:02Evelyn, please don't slip up in front of my grandmother.
24:04This woman just wants some food. She won't disturb anyone.
24:09Her mere presence spreads the stench of poverty.
24:13Who would like to dine with her around?
24:15Remove this beggar at once or consider yourself terminated.
24:19Garbage chef and homeless trash. You two deserve each other.
24:23Okay, this is outrageous. With staff like you, this restaurant is doomed.
24:26I'll make sure headquarters knows exactly what happened here.
24:30Report us?
24:31You insignificant nothing. You're fired.
24:36You're the one that needs to be fired.
24:42Fire me?
24:44It's rich coming from someone who looks like they sleep in a cardboard box.
24:47Maybe she bumped her head and thought she was the CEO's granny.
24:52Oh, poor thing.
24:54You seriously don't know who Jennifer is to the owner?
24:58And you're trying to fire her? That's comedy gold.
25:00Her wiring is, uh, clearly fried.
25:02Broke and insane. Now that's hilarious.
25:04That's enough!
25:06I'm taking you somewhere decent.
25:07Awesome! Hit the streets together.
25:09Maybe you'll gather up enough change for a hot dog.
25:12Yum yum yum.
25:13Face it, Olive.
25:14You stubborn hag!
25:17Get them out of here. Now!
25:22How dare you touch me? The audacity!
25:25You lunatic! You just assaulted him!
25:28Forget leaving. You're going straight to prison.
25:30Don't twist this. You attacked us first.
25:33Precisely.
25:34You people are a complete embarrassment to this company.
25:41You needed a reality check.
25:43What the hell, you psycho bi-
25:47Stop!
25:58Leo, this psycho grandma is terrorizing your restaurant.
26:02Call the police now.
26:03Yes, that's right. Street trash has no place in this restaurant.
26:06Does everyone here feel the same way?
26:08Oh, Mr. Carter, don't you worry. I'll remove these people at once!
26:11Shut up!
26:13There will be zero discrimination in any Carter establishment.
26:17You are done here. Evelyn is in charge from now on.
26:21Hold on. Leo owns this place?
26:24Mr. Carter, I was just following Mrs. Carter's words. You know, your wife.
26:27She's my wife.
26:29She's my wife.
26:31Wow, that is news to me.
26:33Get this straight, everyone.
26:36Evelyn is my wife.
26:39She, she, she, she, she's your wife?
26:42Uul- speaking into a bathroom of the!'
26:43Can I ask you, her boss?
26:44Oh-oh ondan well.
26:46Hold up! You lied to us?
26:47I didn't say anything. You jumped to conclusions!
26:49Yeah, but you've never denied it. Not even once!
26:52We are so bad, we just insulted the real Mrs. Carter!
26:55Everyone apologises to her, now .
26:58We are so sorry!
27:00So sorry.
27:01Leo, you want me to apologize to street trash? That's humiliating!
27:06Throw her out. You were banned from this restaurant.
27:09Come on.
27:10Leo!
27:11It's fine.
27:12You can't do this to me!
27:14Come on, let's go!
27:19Grandma, are you okay?
27:22Grandma?
27:24I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were Leo's grandmother.
27:32Evelyn, you really are a lovely young woman. And you suit Leo well.
27:39I'm gonna have Nick drive me home.
27:42Then I'm gonna grab a few things and I'm gonna stay at your place for a bit.
27:46Grandma, that's not...
27:49That's not necessary.
27:51We're screwed. She's totally gonna find out about her big marriage.
27:55Get it together, Evelyn. We need to get home and get ready now.
28:00Bye.
28:06Ma'am, you should probably keep your seatbelt on.
28:08Are those two just playing house for my sake?
28:11Uh, Miss Carter, what would give you that idea?
28:14Their interactions seem rehearsed.
28:17Impossible. I mean, these two are head over heels for each other.
28:20Is that so?
28:22Absolutely. A hundred percent.
28:24I mean, they are amazing together.
28:26I mean, I have a front row seat.
28:28Well, I really like Evelyn.
28:31I really think that she's what Leo needs to find real happiness.
28:35Boss, for the love of God, don't you and Miss Taylor screw this up.
28:40Hurry! Grandma's almost here!
28:47She's not gonna barge in my bedroom.
28:49Oh, my God! Could you please put something on?
29:01Great. Now it looks like a real couple's bedroom.
29:03You know, after a tornado.
29:23So how did you two find each other?
29:25We met at a bar.
29:26And a restaurant.
29:27We met at a bar.
29:28One of those bar-restaurant combos. You know?
29:33Oh, yes. And, um, how long have you been together?
29:38Three months?
29:39Half a year.
29:40Three months?
29:41Half a year.
29:47Your answers?
29:49What we mean is, we met six months ago, but we became a couple three months ago.
29:57Yeah.
29:58Actually, I've had a crush on her for a very long time.
30:01Hmm.
30:09Evelyn fell asleep in my guest room, so I thought I'd return her to you.
30:24What's going on?
30:25You heard her.
30:26I fell asleep in the wrong bedroom.
30:28You make a habit of ending up in the wrong room, don't you?
30:31I know. I know.
30:32My fault.
30:33I will sleep on the floor.
30:35Happy?
30:43I wondered if you wanted some warm milk before bed, but I'll let you be.
30:48Don't move.
30:58Don't move.
31:04Almost.
31:05You know your heart's racing.
31:15Grandma might pop in at any second. Sleeping separately would blow her cover immediately.
31:26Are you sure?
31:31Lux!
31:32Want to try anything?
31:34Yeah, like I was worried about that.
31:36Got it?
31:37Got it.
31:42Got it.
31:43Got it.
32:06Got it.
32:07Got it.
32:13You like what you feel?
32:15I...
32:18What are you doing?
32:26Don't you want this?
32:28Yeah.
32:29No.
32:31Evelyn.
32:33Evelyn.
32:34Evelyn.
32:42Evelyn.
32:44Evelyn.
32:46You really shouldn't be Evelyn.
32:48Evelyn wake up.
32:50You gotta go.
32:54I'm dead.
32:55Dear God, why would I dream something like that?
33:02Sorry. So sorry. I had a nightmare. A horrible one. I was...
33:06A nightmare with drool.
33:09Stop messing with me.
33:11Let's call it even for the slap.
33:14What were you dreaming about exactly? You nearly suffocated me.
33:16I dreamed you were stripping and tempting me.
33:20Not exactly conversation material.
33:21I was dreaming about an excellent cuisine.
33:28So not a nightmare. Unless you thought you were a vampire.
33:34I did that? That's really bad.
33:37Look, I have work later. How am I supposed to show up like this?
33:40I could give you a scar.
33:42I don't wear scarves.
33:43What about some makeup? I have a really good concealer.
33:45I think that would be uncomfortable.
33:47You're impossible. Figure it out yourself.
33:49Are you sure about that?
33:51Bite me.
33:54Sure.
34:03Wait, wait, wait. I thought...
34:04I thought this was just a...
34:06business deal.
34:08Come on, don't you want this?
34:09Are you up?
34:22Breakfast is ready.
34:29What is wrong with me?
34:30What is wrong with me?
34:31Where are you going at this hour?
34:47Evelyn's still not home and it's getting late.
34:50I'm just going to pick her up.
34:52So when did you become so thoughtful?
34:54She's my wife.
34:57I should take care of her.
34:58Right?
34:59Well, keep telling yourself that.
35:01But those heart eyes aren't fooling anyone.
35:06Am I actually in love with her?
35:08What the hell?
35:24Oh, look at this.
35:26Oh, the untouchable new chef.
35:28No spear after all.
35:30Are you insane?
35:31You ruined me!
35:33I lost my job because of you.
35:36And now I can't get work anywhere.
35:39So, it is time for some payback.
35:41Don't you think?
35:42No, let me go.
35:43Please.
35:44Help!
35:45Help!
35:45No one is coming for you in this hour.
35:47Just shut up.
35:51It's not going to pay.
35:54You got a death wish?
35:59No, stop!
36:04He's not worth it.
36:09You hurt your hand.
36:12Get anywhere near Evelyn again.
36:14I'll make sure you vanish for good.
36:17Come on.
36:18Let's get inside.
36:24It's nothing.
36:25I'm fine.
36:25No.
36:26Sit.
36:28Down.
36:29What?
36:37Nothing.
36:38You just look stunning right now.
36:44I'm so sorry.
36:46I'll be gentle.
36:49There.
36:50All done.
36:50Okay.
36:59I want to end our arrangement.
37:08I want to end our arrangement.
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