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In Fortune and Fists – The Boys Strike Back, the East Side Kids return with fists flying and hearts blazing. When they cross paths with a wealthy young boy caught in trouble, loyalty and street smarts take center stage. As danger brews around a fortune, the boys must outwit gangsters and protect the kid from the dark side of wealth.
A classic blend of comedy, street drama, and youthful action from the golden age of film!
A classic blend of comedy, street drama, and youthful action from the golden age of film!
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00:01:05Muggins. Right here in our own neighborhood.
00:01:07Didn't you picture that?
00:01:09We no sooner get finished making the east side a safe and quiet place to live in than that has to start.
00:01:14We're gonna get rid of those muggins. We gotta get rid of them. They're supporting our reputation.
00:01:19The first thing I'm gonna do is deputize each one of you guys to watch a corner. We'll do it in sections. Then we'll make up a bunch of signals.
00:01:26Hey Muggs! Muggs! Look who's here!
00:01:29What's that?
00:01:30He's my cousin on my mother's side.
00:01:32What's on your father's side?
00:01:33Mustard plaster.
00:01:34You're demoted. There's three times this week you've been demoted. You're not the lowest member in the club. Get out of here and take it with you.
00:01:41He wants to join the club.
00:01:42We ain't taking in any new members.
00:01:43He just wants to pay his dues in advance.
00:01:45Oh, Glimpy. Glimpy, uh, back to him. You're not demoted anymore. You got your old job back in fact. Pay dues in advance, huh? Well that's different.
00:01:54How old are you?
00:01:55Fourteen.
00:01:56How old?
00:01:57Fourteen.
00:01:58That makes twenty-eight. That's a little bit closer. When's your birthday?
00:02:00What do you care? You're not gonna give me nothing.
00:02:02How do you know? A very magnanimous man. You got a name?
00:02:06Yeah.
00:02:07What is it?
00:02:08Uh, uh, uh...
00:02:09Think, think.
00:02:10Don't rush me.
00:02:11Uh, uh, trying to tip my tongue.
00:02:13I got it!
00:02:14Yeah, you got it.
00:02:15I'm Hervie.
00:02:16You're Hervie.
00:02:17Overwhelmed with yourself because you thought of your own name, ain't you?
00:02:20Overburdened with intelligence. Almost as smart as you are, Glimpy.
00:02:23You're gonna be.
00:02:24What? I tell ya.
00:02:25Here.
00:02:26My cousin.
00:02:27He wouldn't brag about it.
00:02:28You're blowing any other clubs?
00:02:29Sure.
00:02:30What kind of club?
00:02:31I used to blow into an aviation club.
00:02:34Betty.
00:02:35I'm alright.
00:02:36Blow into an aviation club, huh?
00:02:37Yeah, I blow my own plane for two years.
00:02:38What happened?
00:02:39The rubber band broke.
00:02:44Are you sure you're gonna pay your dues in advance?
00:02:46Mm-hm.
00:02:47You know, I don't have to stand for this idle chatter.
00:02:49I'm the president for this club.
00:02:51Mm, pretty big man.
00:02:52All in favor of admitting Herbie to the club, say aye.
00:02:58Aye.
00:02:59Aye.
00:03:00No.
00:03:01You're my cousin.
00:03:03Don't get excited, kid.
00:03:05His vote don't count.
00:03:07I thought you told me you're a big shot.
00:03:09What a liar you are!
00:03:11It's okay.
00:03:12Your vote won't count either.
00:03:14Oh, there's a little matter of dues.
00:03:17That advance, you know, I'd like a little advance on the advance.
00:03:20Yeah.
00:03:21How much you got?
00:03:22Ten cents.
00:03:23That's fine.
00:03:24That'll cover the first month's dues.
00:03:25After that, it's only a nickel a month.
00:03:26There you are, Glimpy.
00:03:27You're the treasurer.
00:03:28You'll be Glimpy's assistant.
00:03:29Okay.
00:03:30Say, Glimpy, let me a dime.
00:03:31I don't know you that well.
00:03:32Oh, please, let me a dime.
00:03:33Um...
00:03:34Say, Mr. President.
00:03:35Yeah.
00:03:36Here's another dime.
00:03:37What for?
00:03:38For the second and third month's dues.
00:03:39Hey, you're a pretty good member.
00:03:40Maybe you ought to make Glimpy your assistant.
00:03:42Just the initiation hat.
00:03:44How long do I have to wear it?
00:03:45Just for the rest of your life.
00:03:47That's a long sentence.
00:03:49Oh, I want you to make it easy on a kid, Chief.
00:03:50Make up about 99 years.
00:03:51I don't think I can do it.
00:03:53Just try the best you can.
00:03:54Perseverance is a virtue.
00:03:56As president of this club, I now demand that we break up a joint and annul the meeting.
00:04:00Hey, Chief, I'm hungry.
00:04:01Let's go over to Ginsberg and get something to eat with my dime.
00:04:03What do you mean your dime?
00:04:04I just gave you two dimes.
00:04:05I loaned her via dime.
00:04:06What are you, in the lending business?
00:04:07What do you think?
00:04:08This is a non-profit organization?
00:04:09See, you worked on my good nature and I got it.
00:04:11Don't come here anymore.
00:04:13This job may require a little diplomatic handling, so I'd better go in alone.
00:04:17I'll go with you, Muggs, in case you need help.
00:04:19Okay, but the rest of you guys stay here.
00:04:22I said the rest of you guys stay here.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:34Have you located the trouble, Oscar?
00:04:35Yes, sir.
00:04:36I'll have it fixed in a few minutes.
00:04:43I'm going to the grudge store to phone.
00:04:44I'll be right back.
00:04:45Wait here.
00:04:46Yes, sir.
00:04:52Come on, kid.
00:04:55I'll be right with you.
00:05:15Keep walking on your trap shut and you won't get hurt.
00:05:18Where are we?
00:05:19Hey, fellas.
00:05:20Come here.
00:05:22Come here.
00:05:25Look, there's a mucking going on in that alley.
00:05:27Hey, Muggs!
00:05:38What's the trouble?
00:05:39There's a mucking going on in that alley over there.
00:05:41Yeah.
00:05:42Let's go take a look.
00:05:43Of course.
00:05:45Hedge up, kid!
00:05:46Come here, you!
00:05:47Come here, you!
00:05:48Come here, you!
00:05:49Come here, you!
00:05:50Come here, you!
00:05:51Come here!
00:05:52Come here, you!
00:05:53Come here, you!
00:05:54Come here, you!
00:05:55Come here, boys!
00:05:56Come here, boys!
00:05:58Come here, old guy!
00:05:59All right, that's fine.
00:06:00We'll get him late.
00:06:01I think I'm pretty good looking at that once.
00:06:02This guy's thinking of swinging me.
00:06:03I think he busted his hand on that concrete wall there.
00:06:04He clipped me right on the jaw.
00:06:05Oh, Martin!
00:06:06You hurt, mister?
00:06:07Well, not too bad, I guess.
00:06:08Help him up, boys.
00:06:09I think they sneak up behind you, mister.
00:06:10Well, unfortunately, I...
00:06:11I have an eye for the back of my head.
00:06:12You ain't got a stiff neck, have you?
00:06:13You can look around once in a while.
00:06:14I didn't realize I was in such a bad neighborhood.
00:06:15What do you mean, bad neighborhood?
00:06:16Those muggers don't live around here.
00:06:17I'll have you know this neighborhood is as pure as Pittsburgh snow.
00:06:19Please, now, I'm sorry I offended you, boys, because you really saved me for
00:06:21time.
00:06:22I'm sorry I offended you, boys, because you really saved me for a long time.
00:06:23I'm sorry I offended you, boys, because you really saved me for a long time.
00:06:24Well, maybe a feeding would have done you good, huh, mugg?
00:06:25Stop making with the cracks.
00:06:26Can't you see this guy's a gentleman?
00:06:27He's got on a white collar and a tie.
00:06:28I must be impressed, Will.
00:06:29Well, I'm a shorn lamb at the moment, boys, but if you look me up tomorrow, I'll take car
00:06:51of him.
00:06:52Here's my car.
00:06:53Ah, forget it.
00:06:55We'd have done the same thing for any old Joe.
00:06:58Yes, I believe you would.
00:07:01Well, good night, boys.
00:07:02Good night, guys. Good night.
00:07:03Stay out of dark alleys.
00:07:05Hey, what are you trying to call it up for?
00:07:07Since when are you telling me what to do?
00:07:17Oh, I got both.
00:07:19Let's look for that car.
00:07:20Yeah, come on.
00:07:23Let me. What?
00:07:25Look what I found.
00:07:27Hey, Muggs.
00:07:29We had a traveling showcase the old boys riding around in.
00:07:31I bet he'd have slipped us a saw about the piece
00:07:33if he hadn't been cleaned out.
00:07:34Yeah, I bet he would have.
00:07:35I wonder what he's doing down this neck of the woods anyway.
00:07:41I'll tell you what. What?
00:07:42You hold the wallet, I'll hold the money.
00:07:44Who's gonna hold you?
00:07:45Well, we've done our good deed for the day.
00:07:47We got nothing to worry about.
00:07:51Aren't you satisfied with the wallet?
00:07:52No, I shouldn't have the cowl or the raptor out.
00:07:54Well, let's go get those.
00:07:57Hey, Muggs.
00:07:58Look who we found.
00:07:59A million dollars.
00:08:00Maybe even a thousand.
00:08:01The Muggs must have grown poor.
00:08:02We're rich.
00:08:03This president of the club, I'll take charge of it.
00:08:05I'm treasurer.
00:08:06So what?
00:08:07You only handle it tinklin' money.
00:08:08I take care of the cabbage.
00:08:09What a club we're gonna have, huh?
00:08:10What do you mean what a club we're gonna have?
00:08:11The first thing in the morning, this door goes back to Mr. Hi-hat.
00:08:14Uh-uh.
00:08:15Find it, keep it.
00:08:16Losers, weep it.
00:08:17Losers, weep it, huh?
00:08:18Well, you're the loser.
00:08:19Don't feel bad, Climpy.
00:08:20Muggs is right.
00:08:21It don't belong to us anyway.
00:08:23I'm gonna take this down to the club and hide it until tomorrow.
00:08:26Oh, Muggs, let me hold it for a second, huh?
00:08:27No.
00:08:28Two seconds?
00:08:29No.
00:08:30No.
00:08:31On second thought, I think I will let you hold it.
00:08:33It's discriminating evidence.
00:08:35You boys keep an eye on it.
00:08:36Hey, let me hold half.
00:08:38I can't.
00:08:39It's a very small hat.
00:08:41Harvey, it's all a great boy.
00:08:42It's to push your nice friends to stop like...
00:08:44Don't apologize.
00:08:45Let me get out of the door.
00:08:47It's all about your blood.
00:08:48All right, stand where you are, you muggs.
00:08:51Hey, there's only one guy named Muggs around here, and that's him.
00:08:54Muggs, eh?
00:08:55It's a good name, and it fits all of you.
00:08:58Why do they always put a new consonant beat for?
00:09:00To clean up the mugging in this district.
00:09:03Wait a minute, there.
00:09:04Where'd you get there?
00:09:05Is that something I saved up from the Christmas club?
00:09:07I'll take care of that.
00:09:08Come on, you boys.
00:09:09Take a little ride.
00:09:10We need a water.
00:09:11We need a water.
00:09:12We need a water.
00:09:13What about this?
00:09:14They did it.
00:09:15Get on.
00:09:16What about my conscience?
00:09:18After you, chum.
00:09:20Oh, you want me to go first?
00:09:23Come on, boys.
00:09:24Climb in.
00:09:33Oh, no.
00:09:34I didn't say his offers.
00:09:36He's home.
00:09:37You know, the least you could do is let me get in touch with me mother.
00:09:40Uh-huh.
00:09:41Philadelphia lawyer couldn't get you out of this jam, sonny.
00:09:43Look, Captain.
00:09:44If you took one look at my face, you could tell I got an honest kisser.
00:09:46Yeah, if you were to wash that face, maybe we could see a little better.
00:09:49But is this a beauty parlor or a police station?
00:09:51Quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:09:52Hello.
00:09:53Cortland's home?
00:09:54Yes.
00:09:55This is the Cortland residence.
00:09:56Oh.
00:09:57Is this Mr. John H. Cortland?
00:09:58No, no, no.
00:09:59I want to speak to him.
00:10:00This is the police station.
00:10:01Certainly.
00:10:02Just a moment, please.
00:10:03Cortland, you're wanted on the telephone, sir.
00:10:07Hello?
00:10:08Yes.
00:10:09This is John Cortland speaking.
00:10:10Was I mugged?
00:10:11What?
00:10:12Oh, you mean, was I robbed?
00:10:13I certainly was.
00:10:14I intended to report it to you, but...
00:10:15No, no.
00:10:16You don't have to, Mr. Cortland.
00:10:17We've already picked up the muggers.
00:10:18Now, if you can come right over to the store.
00:10:19You can come right over to the store.
00:10:20Yes, Mr. Cortland, you're wanted on the telephone, sir.
00:10:23Hello?
00:10:24Yes.
00:10:25This is John Cortland speaking.
00:10:26Was I mugged?
00:10:27What?
00:10:28Oh, you mean, was I robbed?
00:10:31I certainly was.
00:10:33I intended to report it to you, but...
00:10:35No, no.
00:10:36You don't have to, Mr. Cortland.
00:10:38We've already picked up the muggers.
00:10:40Now, if you can come right over to the station and identify them.
00:10:46All right, Jim.
00:10:47Lock them up.
00:10:48What do you mean?
00:10:49Lock them up.
00:10:50What do you got?
00:10:51What do you got?
00:10:52What do you got?
00:10:53What do you got?
00:10:54You can't tell us who we're born, because we ain't gonna do it.
00:11:00Yeah, well, we ain't gonna do it, see?
00:11:02You're gonna be congratulated on the prompt efficiency of your department, Captain.
00:11:05Ah, purely routine, Mr. Cortland.
00:11:10All right, now, boys.
00:11:11Maybe who goes here?
00:11:12Hey, quiet.
00:11:13Quiet up there.
00:11:14Now, Mr. Cortland.
00:11:15You didn't even identify any of these youngsters.
00:11:19I can identify every one of them.
00:11:20Oh, that's fine.
00:11:21Splendid.
00:11:22See, he knows us.
00:11:23Quiet, quiet.
00:11:24Why shouldn't I be able to identify them?
00:11:26These are the boys who rescued me.
00:11:28Oh, come, come now, Mr. Cortland.
00:11:30You're not going to fall for a run around like that, surely.
00:11:33Well, I never even saw the men who waylaid me.
00:11:35Oh, that's just it.
00:11:36I'm telling you, we caught these youngsters right-handed with your pocketbook on them.
00:11:39Ah, you're prejudiced.
00:11:40No confidence.
00:11:41I told you we found it.
00:11:42Certainly.
00:11:43They recuperated it from an ash can.
00:11:44Me and Hyvie.
00:11:45I'm Hyvie.
00:11:46Hiya, Hyvie.
00:11:47Hi.
00:11:48Well, what's the purpose of arguing?
00:11:51You've simply made a mistake, Captain.
00:11:53I know that these boys are innocent.
00:11:55And if they say they found the pocketbook, well, I believe them.
00:11:58Yeah, he believes us.
00:12:00What did I tell you about my honest face?
00:12:02Well, someone around here is simply dumb.
00:12:05I'll give you three guesses.
00:12:07One, two, three.
00:12:08I'm sorry this happened, boys.
00:12:10Ah, don't be so exhilarated about it.
00:12:12We all make mistakes.
00:12:13That's why they put erasers on lead pencils.
00:12:15And your mug.
00:12:17And they pick you up for mugging.
00:12:19That's a pretty good job.
00:12:21I don't think it's very funny.
00:12:23Well, that's not.
00:12:25Here's your pocketbook, Mr. Cortland.
00:12:29Maybe it'll give us a reward, huh?
00:12:32Yeah, maybe it'll give us enough to buy some gymnasium equipment for our club.
00:12:35So you boys are interested in gymnasiums, eh?
00:12:39Well, now I'll tell you what.
00:12:41You come out to my home in the morning.
00:12:44And perhaps I can arrange a reward for you with your vile.
00:12:48Yeah, but what about that with the measles?
00:12:50All right, now, now, boy.
00:12:51You're free.
00:12:52Go on.
00:12:53Clear out of here.
00:12:54Go ahead.
00:12:55I should make you eat this.
00:12:56What do I do now?
00:12:57Come on, boys.
00:12:58I'll be seeing you later.
00:12:59Okay.
00:13:00No, dude.
00:13:01Move!
00:13:02Leave my cousin alone!
00:13:03You're gonna make me silly.
00:13:06Well, Captain, if I can be of any further service to you, just call her.
00:13:10Hey, Pipey, we've almost got 30 years.
00:13:12We beat the case, don't you?
00:13:13No, I can't.
00:13:14What do you know what is?
00:13:15You're crazy.
00:13:16You're crazy.
00:13:17You're crazy.
00:13:18You're crazy.
00:13:19Can I give you a lift, boys?
00:13:20Let's go.
00:13:21Freeride, come on.
00:13:22Back here.
00:13:23No, thanks.
00:13:24We'll use our legs.
00:13:25They're safer.
00:13:26I understand.
00:13:27Well, good night, boys.
00:13:28I'll be looking forward.
00:13:29See you in the morning.
00:13:30Don't look too hard, because you may not find us.
00:13:33That's right.
00:13:34Get off, Dan.
00:13:35Why do I do?
00:13:36None of you are always kicking on me for.
00:13:37Hey, look, fellas.
00:13:38I'm a radiator cat.
00:13:39Didn't I just tell him to get off, Dan?
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41Well, that means you, too.
00:13:42Don't talk to my cousin Herbie.
00:13:43You might hurt him.
00:13:44I'll take your cousin Herbie and hit you on the head with him.
00:13:46No reward, no nothing.
00:13:47First guy ever spent a time driving around in a hurry.
00:13:53I'm telling you, there's no future in it.
00:13:55So we go up to this Hi-Hat's house.
00:13:57So what?
00:13:58So maybe we'll get some money.
00:13:59Herbie's fresh out of money, ain't you, Herbie?
00:14:01Why do I care about Herbie?
00:14:02I'm in favor for getting the whole ink in it.
00:14:04Not me.
00:14:05Look, Muggs.
00:14:06What's with that Muggs there?
00:14:08Mr. President to you.
00:14:09All right, Mr. President.
00:14:10The point is this.
00:14:11If we go up to this guy's house, maybe he'll give us some real dough.
00:14:14Then we can get some gymnasium equipment.
00:14:16That's right.
00:14:17All right, all right, all right.
00:14:19So we'll take a vote on it.
00:14:21All those in favor of going up to this Courtland's house, say aye.
00:14:24Aye.
00:14:25Oh.
00:14:26Steamroll of politics, huh?
00:14:27Bunch of yes men.
00:14:29Go up there.
00:14:30But just remember, I was against it.
00:14:33The meeting is now consummated.
00:14:35Hi-D, if we get that equipment, I'm going to build you up and make it very small.
00:14:38It's possible.
00:14:39Hey, Cliffy.
00:14:40Give it a buzz.
00:14:41All right.
00:14:42Give it a buzz.
00:14:43Give it a buzz.
00:14:44All right.
00:14:45Give it a buzz.
00:14:46That, that, the bell.
00:14:47The bell.
00:14:48Who's there?
00:14:49All right.
00:14:50All right.
00:14:51All right.
00:14:52Why does it always take him so long to answer these places?
00:14:54What, he got money?
00:14:55Ask the Hoyt-Bloy, the upper crust.
00:14:56The 400.
00:14:57Why is there 400?
00:14:58It might be 398.
00:14:59Yes?
00:15:00Guess what?
00:15:01Do you wish to see someone?
00:15:02Certainly wish to see someone.
00:15:03What do you think we're doing here?
00:15:04The boys would like to talk to Mr. Cortland.
00:15:05Yeah, tell them the boys are here to save this bacon last night.
00:15:06Bacon?
00:15:07Yeah, you know, moolah, cabbage, potatoes.
00:15:10You know, the stuff you buy food with, if you've got the points.
00:15:12I shall tell Mr. Cortland you're here.
00:15:14There's another entrance below this.
00:15:16Oh, no.
00:15:17No, no.
00:15:18No, no.
00:15:19No, no.
00:15:20No, no.
00:15:21No, no.
00:15:22No, no.
00:15:23There's another entrance below this.
00:15:25Pleased to use it.
00:15:28Pleased to use it?
00:15:29What's the matter with this entrance?
00:15:30Maybe it's not wide enough.
00:15:32Maybe it's not wide enough.
00:15:33If it's wide enough for him, it's wide enough for us.
00:15:35Use the side entrance.
00:15:37They haven't done it since I worked at his place delivering conditions.
00:15:40Can you imagine that's how to go through that side, Adrian?
00:15:44What's Bevan?
00:15:45Yes, sir.
00:15:47Has my son been called yet?
00:15:49No, sir.
00:15:50He was out quite late last night.
00:15:51Not late again, eh?
00:15:52Who was that rang the doorbell?
00:15:54A crowd of urchins asking for you, sir.
00:15:56Well, why didn't you let them in?
00:15:58Let them in?
00:15:59I sent them down to the other entrance, sir.
00:16:01Well, you shouldn't have done that.
00:16:03They're friends of mine.
00:16:04Really, sir?
00:16:05Yes.
00:16:06I told you guys we shouldn't have come down here in the first place.
00:16:10Maybe they're not all.
00:16:11Pretty bad service.
00:16:12That's all.
00:16:13Fine, boy.
00:16:14If he comes to this door, he's really going to hear from me.
00:16:17I'll let them in from below.
00:16:20I guess he changed his mind about seeing this.
00:16:26Yeah.
00:16:27Let's go back to the club.
00:16:29That's a good idea.
00:16:30Good morning, boys.
00:16:31Good morning.
00:16:32Good morning.
00:16:33Good morning.
00:16:34I'm sorry my butler made such a terrible mistake.
00:16:36Come right in there.
00:16:37Now you're being hospitable.
00:16:38One thing I love is hospitality.
00:16:40That's what I like about you boys.
00:16:42You have spirit.
00:16:43Forthright honesty.
00:16:44Properly directed, disciplined, and what have you got?
00:16:47Apple pie.
00:16:48That's right.
00:16:49In a sense, apple pie.
00:16:51The kind that mothers make.
00:16:52You know it typifies good, sound Americanism.
00:16:55Did you ever know a boy who liked apple pie, whoever went wrong?
00:16:57Yes.
00:16:58Used to love apple pie.
00:16:59Wound up with 43 bullets in his belly.
00:17:01Now listen, you push-faced little sawed-off pickle you.
00:17:05Whether you like it or not, I sort of like you.
00:17:08And don't ask me why.
00:17:10I told you boys I had something here I thought might interest you.
00:17:13So come along.
00:17:14By the time we got around him.
00:17:20Hey, I thought they only had these type of places in movies.
00:17:23This is where my oldest son held forth.
00:17:25But he won't be using it for some time now.
00:17:27And my younger son doesn't go in for athletics.
00:17:30Well, very nice.
00:17:31But where do we fit into the picture?
00:17:32It belongs to you boys.
00:17:34Anytime.
00:17:35Night of a day.
00:17:36Oh, well, it's different.
00:17:37Let's take a look.
00:17:50What is this?
00:17:51I can't eat.
00:17:52I can't eat.
00:17:53Okay, stop this.
00:17:54Oh, this reminds me of Tamar's in Central Park.
00:17:56Woke my fishing line with me.
00:17:57But I didn't need it because the fish were jumping in the boat.
00:17:59All I had to do was hit him in the head with the oars.
00:18:01Hey, Harvey.
00:18:02Look at me.
00:18:03Look at me.
00:18:04I'm a cowboy there.
00:18:05Yeah, a bowery cowboy.
00:18:06Hey, that's good.
00:18:07I'm getting seasick.
00:18:10I feel like I'm Walter Belt.
00:18:11Stop it.
00:18:12Will it stop there?
00:18:13What do you think I am a genius?
00:18:14I don't know how to stop this thing.
00:18:15Oh, Harvey.
00:18:16Come on.
00:18:17Oh, Harvey.
00:18:18Mr. Collins.
00:18:19Mr. Collins.
00:18:20Can you make this thing go wrong?
00:18:22Brrrr.
00:18:23There you go again.
00:18:27Always getting yourself in trouble.
00:18:29What'd I do now?
00:18:30Didn't do nothing.
00:18:31You just rattled up those two brains you got left.
00:18:32Nobody will be able to do anything with you now.
00:18:34Harvey, tell him.
00:18:35Tell him.
00:18:36I won't tell him nothing.
00:18:37You're wrong this time.
00:18:38Oh, that thing.
00:18:39I'll show you how a dog's still a cowboy ride.
00:18:40Oh, she does.
00:18:41By the way, uh, Stefan.
00:18:43Did you send these boys down to the servants entrance because, uh, they weren't dressed?
00:18:48Speak up, my good man.
00:18:49Speak up.
00:18:50They appeared hardly respectable, sir.
00:18:53He just mad because we didn't have a monkey suit on like him.
00:18:56I beg your pardon?
00:18:57Oh, the prisoner type, huh?
00:18:58Look, I wouldn't give you a pardon if you faked all night.
00:19:01Well, never mind, Stefan.
00:19:02But hereafter, remember, my friends call on me through the main door.
00:19:06Just as you say, sir.
00:19:08Remember that, Zeppelin head.
00:19:10Count it to the blue gold.
00:19:11Oh, let's try it.
00:19:17Of those time, my good man.
00:19:19Stefan's old boy, a little awkward on your feet there, ain't ya?
00:19:23Mr. Coulton, you will please accept my resignation.
00:19:27I will not.
00:19:28You're fired.
00:19:29You can't do this to me.
00:19:30I have rights.
00:19:31I'll stand on them.
00:19:32Anything you stand on, a second half will beat him.
00:19:34Stefan's old boy excommunicated.
00:19:36Fired!
00:19:37My daughter will pay you off, Spemmins.
00:19:40I hope she pays you off in bagels.
00:19:45The boys didn't mean any harm, Mr. Cortland.
00:19:47I hope they ain't inconveniencing you by making you get rid of that barrage balloon.
00:19:51Forget it.
00:19:52I was going to fire him anyway.
00:19:54Well, what do you say?
00:19:55How do you like the joint?
00:19:57Well, it's right along the lines of something we was going to put up in a clubhouse.
00:20:01Then it's a deal?
00:20:02Well, I don't know.
00:20:03How about that other son of yours, the one that's away?
00:20:06He's overseas.
00:20:07He's flying for Uncle Sam.
00:20:08Yeah?
00:20:09Yeah, I thought rich kids didn't have enough smoke for flying.
00:20:11Shut up.
00:20:12Pardon a deeprusion, Mr. Cortland.
00:20:15As secretary, chairman and president of the Eastside Social Improvement Athletic Club,
00:20:20we wish to acknowledge and receive and accept this gymnasium for a personal use pro tem ad infinitum.
00:20:26Well, thank you, gentlemen.
00:20:27And here's the key to the lower door.
00:20:30And I'd like to donate $50 to the treasury of your club.
00:20:35A lot of money you've got me.
00:20:36Let me, let me, let me hold.
00:20:37I'll get away.
00:20:38Look, $50.
00:20:39Ah, you're wrong.
00:20:40Got a bite down.
00:20:40Yeah?
00:20:43Why, certainly, dear.
00:20:44I'll be right up.
00:20:47Hey, see, there's going to be some regenerating bed around here.
00:20:49We're all going to turn over new leaves.
00:20:50Yeah?
00:20:51What are we going to do with the old ones?
00:20:52Save them for posterity.
00:20:54Why don't you shut up?
00:20:55You see this?
00:20:55Yeah, what about it?
00:20:57Pretty, dear.
00:20:58I want Jane Kitten.
00:20:59Hey, boys, as long as you're going to be in and out of here, perhaps you'd better come upstairs with me and meet my daughter.
00:21:04Good idea.
00:21:04How old is she?
00:21:05Oh, you're so mean.
00:21:10Oh, mean, no?
00:21:11This is Louise Courtland.
00:21:12I want to verify my appointment for today.
00:21:15Yes, yes, thank you.
00:21:17Louise, I want you to...
00:21:18Father, what were you thinking of before I spevin' on a time like this?
00:21:21His nose was too high, but don't worry, dear.
00:21:23We'll get another butler.
00:21:24And another maid and another cook.
00:21:25They've all left with spevin'.
00:21:27And I'm to entertain tonight for your son of a friend.
00:21:28I've got chicken.
00:21:29I've got chicken.
00:21:31That's a peasant.
00:21:32Blue-blooded peasant.
00:21:33Next week you go out with girls.
00:21:34Not this week.
00:21:36Friday, now, please.
00:21:37We have company.
00:21:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:41Boys, I want you to meet my daughter, Louise.
00:21:44And she's really a very nice girl.
00:21:46How are you?
00:21:46Hello.
00:21:46I'd like to meet the gang.
00:21:49Flippy, Skinny Dave, Rocky, Lou, and Slug.
00:21:52Hey, I forgot how you'd be.
00:21:53Sure, I forgot myself, too, but let's not be technical about it.
00:21:56I'm glad to know you all.
00:21:58And I'm afraid I owe you an apology.
00:22:00But you see, all of our servants have left,
00:22:01and I'm entertaining tonight for a very dear friend.
00:22:03Yes, so we heard.
00:22:04So we heard.
00:22:05What did you say your name was?
00:22:07Why didn't you say it?
00:22:08It's Muggs.
00:22:10I'm glad to know you, Muggs.
00:22:11Glad to know you, too.
00:22:12I hope I see more of you.
00:22:15You will.
00:22:16You will.
00:22:17You see, your old man there, that is, your father there,
00:22:19he thought we could use the gym downstairs.
00:22:22That's a wonderful idea, Dad.
00:22:24Now, I hope you'll excuse me.
00:22:25I have a very important engagement.
00:22:27Bye.
00:22:27Yes, sir.
00:22:28Good luck, Ron.
00:22:28Happy engagement.
00:22:29Let's go down and examine that equipment.
00:22:31Wait a minute, boys.
00:22:32I want you to meet my son, Roy.
00:22:34Roy, I want you to meet these boys.
00:22:36Muggs, Glippie.
00:22:38I'm afraid I've forgotten your other names.
00:22:40I'm Roy B.
00:22:40I'm Rodney.
00:22:41How are you?
00:22:42Hello.
00:22:42Howdy, um.
00:22:43Well, son, what happened to your hand?
00:22:45Oh, it's nothing.
00:22:46I just brained it.
00:22:48I've invited these boys to use the gymnasium.
00:22:51Oh, really?
00:22:52That's the idea.
00:22:53Well, what's the harm?
00:22:54You never use it, Roy.
00:22:55Well, I guess it's all right.
00:22:57Thanks, kid.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:00Let's get out and warm up a little bit.
00:23:01Get a little chilly here.
00:23:02All right.
00:23:03Talk to me again, Sharpie.
00:23:04See you, kid.
00:23:05See you later.
00:23:07Roy, I want to have a little talk with you.
00:23:10I haven't had a chance to tell you before,
00:23:13but last night I was attacked and robbed.
00:23:16You were?
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:18And those boys you just met not only recovered my pocketbook,
00:23:21but saved me from a possible beating.
00:23:24Oh, I see.
00:23:25Well, I'm sorry if I was rude to them.
00:23:27I thought you would be.
00:23:29Sit down.
00:23:31Roy, is anything bothering you?
00:23:33Are you in any kind of trouble?
00:23:35No, of course not.
00:23:36What do you ask?
00:23:37Oh, I was just wondering, that's all.
00:23:41Hey, you guys.
00:23:43Did you notice the bandage on that cotton kid's hand?
00:23:46Yeah, so what?
00:23:47Said he sprained it.
00:23:48Maybe he's cutting out too many paper dollars lately.
00:23:50Maybe so.
00:23:51He could have done it hitting a brick wall, too.
00:23:54Are you saying he's the guy who took a poke at you
00:23:56last night in the alley?
00:23:57I'm not saying nothing.
00:23:58I'm doing a lot of thinking.
00:23:59Oh, Muggs, you're back on your heels meeting that swell gal.
00:24:02Hey, Muggs, you know something?
00:24:04You never told me you were such a lady killer.
00:24:08Before your brother John went away,
00:24:10you were so much alike.
00:24:13But since then, you seem to have changed.
00:24:16I understand.
00:24:17There's nothing the matter with me.
00:24:19It's just that I...
00:24:21I'll stop worrying about me, will you?
00:24:23You staying out late at night.
00:24:25Everybody stays up late these days.
00:24:27You're not preaching, Roy.
00:24:29I'm just trying to be friendly.
00:24:32Oh, I know that most boys have their troubles sometimes.
00:24:35Perhaps you've been disappointed or something.
00:24:38Or perhaps I...
00:24:40We both miss you, brother.
00:24:42You know what I mean.
00:24:45Sure, I know what you mean.
00:24:47I guess I don't deserve a dad like you.
00:25:02Well, good morning, Captain.
00:25:03Come in.
00:25:03Good morning, Mr. Gordon.
00:25:05How are you?
00:25:06Oh, pretty good.
00:25:07You happen to be in the neighborhood.
00:25:08Thought I'd drop by and say hello to you.
00:25:09Fine.
00:25:10All right, where are you going?
00:25:11Just going out.
00:25:13I want you to meet Captain Matthews.
00:25:15Oh.
00:25:16Hello, Roy.
00:25:17Just paying a little friendly visit is all.
00:25:19Glad to know you.
00:25:21Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll be going.
00:25:26Well, Captain, let's sit down.
00:25:28Thanks.
00:25:29How have you been?
00:25:29Fine, thanks.
00:25:30Just the same.
00:25:31I'd like to know where those guys are at Mug Courtland.
00:25:33Ah, what are you worried about?
00:25:34It ain't our funeral.
00:25:35It ain't our funeral, huh?
00:25:36They're just ruining our name, that's all.
00:25:38Just slanderizing us.
00:25:39First thing you know, people will be going around calling us the East Side kids.
00:25:42You're right.
00:25:43I never thought of it that way.
00:25:44You never think.
00:25:45Period.
00:25:48Boy, it's a clever kid if you're Captain Wilfred.
00:25:51Sorry to intrude, boys.
00:25:52But Captain Matthews is anxious to get a more detailed description of the fellows who attacked me last night, so...
00:25:58Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:59Now, listen, boys.
00:26:00Mr. Courtland here has pretty well convinced me you're innocent.
00:26:03I thought you might be able to give me some sort of a hint, some sort of a description, which I could sort of...
00:26:09Well, Mux thinks, uh, what are you drooling about?
00:26:11What are you saying?
00:26:11They're going to bust you right in the larynx.
00:26:13Oh, I mean, did I say anything?
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:15Look, we don't know nothing.
00:26:16We ain't going to inscribe nobody.
00:26:17Yeah, but listen, boys.
00:26:18These muggies have been working right here in your own neighborhood.
00:26:21I thought it was a matter of pride that...
00:26:23What do you mean?
00:26:23You're trying to say we ain't got no pride in our neighborhood?
00:26:24Look, we got lots of pride.
00:26:26More pride than you think.
00:26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:28All right, boys.
00:26:29Forget it.
00:26:30All right, boys.
00:26:31I'm sorry that I was a part of this intrusion.
00:26:34I like that pride.
00:26:36All right, what is it like those coppers?
00:26:38Oh, why don't you keep quiet?
00:26:39Go on back and punch your bag.
00:26:41Okay.
00:26:43I think we better get out of here.
00:26:44Yeah, but Mux, old man Corlin doesn't mean nothing personal.
00:26:47I know that, but I got a lot of thinking of doing a...
00:26:50Imagine we ought to go someplace else and do it.
00:26:53Yeah, let's go.
00:26:55What are you doing?
00:26:57He told me to punch the bag.
00:26:58Yeah, yeah, I told you to punch the bag.
00:27:00So what?
00:27:01To the bag.
00:27:02Punch the bag.
00:27:02Get out of here.
00:27:03What's up, man?
00:27:05I'm going to talk to you.
00:27:12Hello, boys.
00:27:13Hi, Mr. Corlin.
00:27:14How are you?
00:27:15Well, did you get some servants for your party yet?
00:27:17No.
00:27:18I suppose it's the war.
00:27:19I haven't been able to find a cook or a maid.
00:27:20Oh, no, yeah.
00:27:21Oh, boys, I'd like you to meet Lieutenant André Dupre.
00:27:24I'm sorry, but I don't know your real name.
00:27:26Oh, Mux, Mux, just Mux.
00:27:28Capital Mux.
00:27:29It is an honor and a pleasure.
00:27:30Mux, Mux.
00:27:31Mux, Mux.
00:27:31You too, Mux.
00:27:35What's with the thing there?
00:27:36Do you mean you could run that shindig with just a cook and a maid?
00:27:38Yeah, I suppose so.
00:27:40That's all I wanted to know.
00:27:41Let's go, boys.
00:27:42See you later, Mr. Corlin.
00:27:43Mux, Mux.
00:27:46This is America.
00:27:54Hey, look.
00:27:55This is what's here.
00:27:56Why don't you grab yourself your cue?
00:28:05Right in Mux.
00:28:06Pete, what was your idea of trying to take a poke with me last night?
00:28:20Well, because, uh, you had no reason to hit that fella like you did.
00:28:25Come out.
00:28:25Are you going soft?
00:28:27Do I look soft?
00:28:28Skip it.
00:28:29Go ahead.
00:28:30Break him up.
00:28:30Hey, where's the dough from last night?
00:28:46Oh, I got it.
00:28:48What, only 12 bucks?
00:29:00Is that all?
00:29:02That's right.
00:29:03I thought that old guy would have at least a grand on him.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Great thing.
00:29:08Here I can.
00:29:09Forget it.
00:29:16Hey, what is this forget it routine?
00:29:18The way you refuse money, you think you're working with us for the fun of it.
00:29:22Maybe I am.
00:29:27I don't get you, kid.
00:29:28What place?
00:29:28Who are you, anyhow?
00:29:30Look, Lefty.
00:29:31I don't ask you any questions, so don't ask me any.
00:29:35Understand?
00:29:38Marsha, your music, it is divine.
00:29:42Thank you, Andre.
00:29:43It makes me long to fly away with you to my villa on the Riviera.
00:29:48You might be loving France.
00:29:51You make it all sound so romantic now.
00:30:09Oh, hello, boys.
00:30:10Hi, Mr. Cortland.
00:30:11We brought you some hired help.
00:30:13What do you mean?
00:30:13There ain't no hired help.
00:30:14No, Mr. Cortland, my old lady here, that is.
00:30:16My mother used to be a cook at the Biltmore's.
00:30:18Yeah, and my mother used to work for the Whitley's.
00:30:19She was the best chambermaid they had.
00:30:21Lefty.
00:30:21I was the housekeeper, if you want it now.
00:30:25You told me chambermaid.
00:30:26Why did you keep your mouth shut?
00:30:27And seeing as how you've been so nice to our old young'uns, we thought you...
00:30:30See, Mr. Cortland, we didn't want your daughter to be disappointed about the party she wanted to throw.
00:30:35Well, I'm very, very glad to meet the mothers of such unusual boys.
00:30:38I'll have you meet my daughters.
00:30:40Come right along.
00:30:41Hey, look at this house, huh?
00:30:43It's a real wonderful.
00:30:44Excuse me just a moment, please.
00:30:47Certainly.
00:30:48I shall fight for my country, my honor.
00:30:52But more, I shall fight for you, my little white daughter.
00:30:56Oh, Mrs. Cortland.
00:30:58Hello.
00:30:58Louise, will you come out from the hall a moment, please?
00:31:01Yes, Bob.
00:31:02Excuse me, Andre.
00:31:03Sit in a minute.
00:31:06Louise, these are the mothers of Muggs and Klimty.
00:31:08They've kindly offered to help out.
00:31:10I'm Mrs. McGinnis.
00:31:11How do you do, Mrs. McGinnis?
00:31:12I'm Mr. McCloskey.
00:31:13I'm very glad to know you.
00:31:14Happy to know you.
00:31:15Well, I have to be running along, if you'd excuse me.
00:31:17Come on.
00:31:18It's so nice of you to offer to do this.
00:31:20Oh, don't mention it.
00:31:21Oh, that's perfectly all right.
00:31:23Would you care to look about now?
00:31:24Oh, if I take wood, then there's nothing like getting the job started.
00:31:27Well, come this way, please.
00:31:30Bugs.
00:31:32Get a load of flamingo.
00:31:40Show off.
00:31:42I think you're out, kid.
00:31:43Too much competition.
00:31:44What do you mean?
00:31:44That guy wouldn't offer competition to a Yubangie.
00:31:48If that's the way Yubangie looks, I'd take that last crack back.
00:31:58Out of the kitchen.
00:31:59Ma.
00:32:00This is no place for you.
00:32:01Ma.
00:32:01Ma.
00:32:02Okay, Ma.
00:32:03See you later.
00:32:04No, dear.
00:32:04Of course I'm not.
00:32:05I'm pointing from a drugstore.
00:32:06Yes, yes, yes, I am.
00:32:08I know.
00:32:09But you don't have to.
00:32:10Yes, dear.
00:32:11Yes, yes, of course.
00:32:13I.
00:32:13Look.
00:32:15Okay, okay.
00:32:16I'll meet you there right away.
00:32:17Goodbye.
00:32:18Goodbye.
00:32:18Hello.
00:32:26Hello.
00:32:26Will you please send a cab to 472 Sutton Place right away?
00:32:40Hey, Mux.
00:32:41That guy talks English just as good as we do.
00:32:44Don't be silly.
00:32:45Don't be talking English as good as we do.
00:32:47He arises my curiosity.
00:32:51Here.
00:32:58Hey, gentlemen.
00:32:59What did you say your name was?
00:33:00Lieutenant Andre Dupre.
00:33:02At your service.
00:33:04Hey, Andre.
00:33:05You hear about that guy who was walking on the sea side of the street with the breeze on the side there?
00:33:08At your service?
00:33:09Hey, he begs to go ahead.
00:33:10French.
00:33:11Oh, no, no, no.
00:33:12That is not the French.
00:33:13Ah, yes, yes, yes.
00:33:15Said he's the French.
00:33:16His name, he speaks it.
00:33:18Arabian boy.
00:33:19You are miscoldin' for relations, no?
00:33:21Yes?
00:33:22Yeah, no.
00:33:23But if you stay around here long enough, you're going to see a lot of us from now on.
00:33:26Oh.
00:33:27I take the good.
00:33:29That was a bad.
00:33:30How about the medium?
00:33:32Hey, Andre.
00:33:32Come here.
00:33:32I want to talk to anyone here.
00:33:34Uh, what is that medal at for?
00:33:35Distinguished service.
00:33:36You mean extinguish, don't you?
00:33:38No.
00:33:38You know something?
00:33:39My brother got two medals.
00:33:40He did?
00:33:41What was?
00:33:41Well, he got one for jumpin' off the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:33:43Well, where did he get the other one, Bert?
00:33:44To get and kill him when he landed.
00:33:46Hey.
00:33:47But where's your old shoulder pads?
00:33:49Please.
00:33:50Control yourself, Lumpy.
00:33:51Control yourself.
00:33:53Hey, Andre.
00:33:54Still, won't forget about the guy on the sea side with the breeze on the street at your service.
00:33:57Uh, what?
00:33:58Still French.
00:34:00Still Arabian.
00:34:03If you leave everything to watch, you haven't got a thing to worry about.
00:34:06Well, is it a deal, Mom?
00:34:07It is that, and we're starting right now, and there's lots of work to be done.
00:34:10You better go on.
00:34:11Okay, we'll see you later.
00:34:13Bye.
00:34:13Bye.
00:34:14Well, we'd better get to work.
00:34:24I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long, Andre.
00:34:26And for you, I would wait forever.
00:34:28But now, I must go.
00:34:30I have business at the embassy.
00:34:31And I'll see you this evening.
00:34:33And this evening, you'll announce our engagement, oui?
00:34:38Perhaps.
00:34:41My cherie.
00:34:42Zig-zag club, 231 housing.
00:35:00Well, hiya, Maisie.
00:35:23I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
00:35:26Huh.
00:35:27Well, what are you made up for?
00:35:28Where'd you get the fancy suit?
00:35:29From the costumers.
00:35:30I wear it.
00:35:31My new act.
00:35:32Oh, say, babe, if you got a little money for the cabbie, I'm a little fresh out of funds.
00:35:35What, again?
00:35:36Well, you know how those things are.
00:35:38Say, why don't you get a steady job?
00:35:40Uh, I think maybe I have got one.
00:35:43Well, that's good news.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45Uh, good tea.
00:35:48Say, about this act you mentioned, what sort of an act is it?
00:35:50Oh, it's a brand new idea.
00:35:52Very original.
00:35:53Huh.
00:35:54Well, I'd better not be with any dame.
00:35:55You get that, don't you?
00:35:56Oh, now, Maisie, dear, you know me.
00:35:59Yes, I know you.
00:36:00Oh, now, that's a fine way to talk.
00:36:02Now, this place is square with you.
00:36:08Well, can you picture that?
00:36:09Hey, maybe we should tell that other day.
00:36:10You making reference to Miss Cortland?
00:36:12Well, she ought to know, shouldn't she?
00:36:13I thought maybe we should keep it a secret.
00:36:16Hey, Marge, what does that mean?
00:36:19Fantastic.
00:36:20I don't know.
00:36:21Probably means she does a fan dance.
00:36:23Oh, without her clothes on, huh?
00:36:24What do you mean, without her clothes on?
00:36:26She's no cover.
00:36:27No cover.
00:36:28No cover charge.
00:36:29That means you don't pay nothing for the tablecloth.
00:36:31Now, come on.
00:36:32We've got an important mission to do.
00:36:33Who wants the tablecloth?
00:36:37Hey, Danny, Danny.
00:36:38Come on, look who's fighting at Tuesday night.
00:36:41Come out, Paula.
00:36:41Hey, he's good.
00:36:45Hey, fella, look.
00:36:50The Cortland kid.
00:36:51Well, what do you know?
00:36:52Hey, how do you figure a rich kid like him playing around with those guys?
00:36:56I don't figure it.
00:36:57It don't add up.
00:36:58Wait till Muggs hears about this.
00:37:00Well, maybe Muggs was right about him after all.
00:37:02Maybe.
00:37:02Come on, let's go back to the club.
00:37:05All right, let's go.
00:37:08Hello, boys.
00:37:08Hi, Miss Cortland.
00:37:09Hello.
00:37:10I've got something important to tell you.
00:37:12What is it?
00:37:12Well, it's kind of personal.
00:37:14Come right in.
00:37:19About the, uh...
00:37:20Sit down.
00:37:21Oh, sure, thanks.
00:37:24It's about that lieutenant friend of yours.
00:37:26You mean my fiancée?
00:37:27Yeah, yeah, that's right.
00:37:28You don't really expect to marry that guy, do you?
00:37:30Well, I'd plan to keep our engagement a secret, but...
00:37:33I may announce it tonight at the party.
00:37:36You know, Miss Cortland, marriage is a very confiscated and detrimental affair.
00:37:40You can't rush into it too headstrong.
00:37:43Muggs, what are you talking about?
00:37:45Well, the guy may not be exactly right for you.
00:37:48I mean, you're a very nice girl.
00:37:49He may not be your type.
00:37:50Muggs is trying to tell you the guy's a phony.
00:37:52He's out after your money.
00:37:53He's even got another girl.
00:37:54Oh, please, boys, who gave you the right to intrude on my private affairs?
00:37:58We didn't mean this.
00:37:59Truth, Miss Cortland, we just tell you truth.
00:38:01I don't want to hear any nonsense.
00:38:03Well, if that's the way you feel about it, I guess we'd better go.
00:38:06We probably made a mistake.
00:38:10You won't be mad at us, will you?
00:38:12Well, no, but I think you boys better keep you gymnasium.
00:38:16Maybe you're right.
00:38:17Bye now.
00:38:18Bye.
00:38:24How do you like that?
00:38:25She just wasn't in the mood, I guess.
00:38:27Ah, dames are all alike.
00:38:28Dumb like me.
00:38:29Impossible.
00:38:32Just the same, she ain't gonna marry that guy because I got other plans.
00:38:37Ah, it doesn't look like Muggs or Glimpy's coming.
00:38:40Say, you know, I wonder if they run back to the gym.
00:38:42Maybe we ought to go look for them, huh?
00:38:43All right.
00:38:43You don't have to look for us.
00:38:45Hey, Muggs, we've been waiting for you.
00:38:46We found out some circumstantial evidence against the Cortland kid.
00:38:49Yeah, we saw the kid playing pool over in Fink's with those two characters we tangled with last night.
00:38:53Did, huh?
00:38:54Maybe we'd better call this meet and order.
00:38:57What are you doing?
00:38:58Taking down your order.
00:38:59Oh!
00:39:00Shut up.
00:39:02So you saw this Cortland kid playing pool in Fink's with a couple of Jacobos.
00:39:05So what?
00:39:05That don't prove nothing fun or vital against them.
00:39:07It does.
00:39:08It does.
00:39:08Good luck.
00:39:09Good luck.
00:39:10Dummy up.
00:39:11Look, kids like him don't pal around with those guys for nothing.
00:39:14They must be up to something.
00:39:15Maybe you and I should tell the cops.
00:39:19We ain't going to tell them nothing until we get the goods on them.
00:39:23In the meantime, another matter has arisen which demands our immediate attention.
00:39:30Mr. and Mrs. Barnes, may I present Lieutenant Andre Dupre.
00:39:34Madam.
00:39:36It is a pleasure, I assure you.
00:39:38Sir?
00:39:39Okay.
00:39:46Here, here.
00:39:47What's going on here?
00:39:48Don't you know we need those things?
00:39:50Now, if you're going to stay at the other end of the kitchen for you.
00:39:52On you go, everyone.
00:39:53Here.
00:39:54Oh, no, you can't.
00:39:55Come on.
00:39:55Come on.
00:39:55Get out.
00:39:56Get out.
00:39:56Get out.
00:39:56Get out.
00:39:57Get out.
00:39:57Get out.
00:39:57Get out.
00:39:57Get out.
00:39:57Get out.
00:39:58Get out.
00:39:58Don't you dare.
00:40:00Mrs. Russell, may I present to Lieutenant Andre Dupre.
00:40:03Madam.
00:40:05Sit down there.
00:40:07And Mr. Van Sickle, Lieutenant Dupre.
00:40:09Sit here.
00:40:09Sit here.
00:40:15Mr. Van Sickle, Lieutenant Dupre.
00:40:16Look for yourself.
00:40:23Hey, hey, hey.
00:40:23The American women are so fused.
00:40:27Why, that lowdown Dupre, look at him.
00:40:30I'll tear him apart.
00:40:32Wait a minute.
00:40:32Wait a minute.
00:40:3330 to use a little finesse.
00:40:34You can't rush into this thing.
00:40:35But he can't get away with this.
00:40:36Excuse me, son.
00:40:36You can't be precipitated.
00:40:37Hiya, Ma.
00:40:38Oh, that's, uh, that's Miss, uh, Miss, Miss Maid.
00:40:42Yeah, Miss Maid, the new maid.
00:40:43She's going to serve the drinks, you know.
00:40:44Come on.
00:40:44Give that apron up there.
00:40:45Give me those silver cocks.
00:40:46Quiet.
00:40:46Genius at work.
00:40:47She's going to serve the drinks, you know.
00:40:48New maid.
00:40:48New maid.
00:40:49Yeah, put that apron on quick.
00:40:50Give her the drinks, Ma.
00:40:52Great maid.
00:40:53Got it from the agency.
00:40:54Five percent pounds.
00:40:58Remember, don't be too melodrastic.
00:41:03This, we've got to see.
00:41:05This is our giant.
00:41:06And, uh, cocktail?
00:41:08Oh, oui.
00:41:10Appetit.
00:41:12Merci.
00:41:25Andre, what's the matter?
00:41:27You seem so nervous.
00:41:27Don't you feel well?
00:41:28Oh, oh.
00:41:29Oh, I feel fine, thank you.
00:41:31Oh, but I just remember a most important telephone call I might make.
00:41:34You'll excuse me, please.
00:41:36Of course.
00:41:36You know where the phone is.
00:41:37Indeed.
00:41:43What kind of a gig is this?
00:42:01That's just what I'm here to find out.
00:42:02You fix this on me.
00:42:03Shh, shh.
00:42:04Listen.
00:42:05It's a while to make a deal of my mind.
00:42:06Now, you scram out of here before it's too late.
00:42:08You better scram before I lay this play over your noggin.
00:42:10Oh, now, look.
00:42:11I can explain it all.
00:42:12It's very...
00:42:13Oh.
00:42:14Would you mind telling me who this girl is, Lieutenant?
00:42:17Lieutenant?
00:42:17Huh.
00:42:17If he's the lieutenant, I'm a whack.
00:42:19Oh, now, now, Louise.
00:42:20If you'll just listen, I can explain.
00:42:22I think your loss of accent explains love.
00:42:24Huh.
00:42:24I can explain a lot more.
00:42:26Please don't.
00:42:26Just take your brawl or whatever it is outside.
00:42:29Dear, you don't understand.
00:42:30I understand enough.
00:42:31Please leave.
00:42:34But my legal white dove, I...
00:42:36What am I, a black menorca?
00:42:38Oh, you...
00:42:39You fixed everything up fine, didn't you?
00:42:42You just ruined my whole career.
00:42:44Oh!
00:42:45I'll ruin your whole career!
00:42:47Oh!
00:42:51If I do say so myself, you handle that very diplomatically and energetically.
00:42:55Well, he deserved it.
00:42:56Nice kid.
00:42:57Good to her mother.
00:42:58Never goes home.
00:43:01Nice work, boys.
00:43:03You mean you're not mad?
00:43:05Oh, of course not.
00:43:05You handle it with skill.
00:43:07I'm great.
00:43:07Hey, you know what they're going to form in a club to take care of happy things?
00:43:10You're going to pass the hat around?
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:12Well, start passing it.
00:43:13What kind of way is that to talk to a blossoming debutante?
00:43:16Clubs.
00:43:17Miss Coughlin, if I said anything, will offend you.
00:43:19I thank you.
00:43:20You're not already, ma.
00:43:21I'm in fact.
00:43:22I hope these brats haven't been causing me any trouble.
00:43:25Oh, no.
00:43:26Of course not.
00:43:27Far from it.
00:43:29Hey, ma, in case you run short of dishrags or something, where there's a...
00:43:32Oh, and speaking about dishrags.
00:43:34Come on, it's a good idea.
00:43:35Into the kitchen, both of you.
00:43:36Why don't you keep your big mouth shut?
00:43:40Well, I see.
00:43:41I don't see nothing.
00:43:43Friends.
00:43:44I regret to announce that our good friend, Lieutenant Andre Dupre, who suddenly called away on important business.
00:43:51I hope you'll accept his sincere apologies.
00:43:53And now, if you're going to the dining room, you can find your place cards on the table.
00:44:01Hey, gang.
00:44:01We're getting ready to stow the chow.
00:44:06Stow the chow?
00:44:07How many like that?
00:44:08We've got a little business to intend to.
00:44:13What happened to your young lieutenant, Weaves?
00:44:16As your friend Muggs would say, the lieutenant was a problem.
00:44:19Well, that's what I suspected all the time.
00:44:23You better not get into any mischief, any of you.
00:44:25We're not going to get into any.
00:44:26It might cause a little hope.
00:44:27You better not dare.
00:44:28Oh, you're a wasp, Mr. Lee.
00:44:30Get out of here.
00:44:31Take yourself now.
00:44:32Take me something.
00:44:37Hang on upstairs.
00:44:38Come out there.
00:44:39Look at it.
00:44:40Right.
00:44:50This don't look like it.
00:44:51Take me something.
00:44:54That's it.
00:44:55Have you John Cortland live here?
00:45:08Yeah, he lives here, Shorty.
00:45:09Eh, don't give me that Shorty.
00:45:11Don't be bitter about it.
00:45:12Eh, listen, here, I've got a telegram for me.
00:45:14I'll take it.
00:45:16Right here.
00:45:17Right.
00:45:18There's no smoking around here.
00:45:20I ain't smoking.
00:45:21Got a cigarette in your mouth, haven't you?
00:45:22I ain't smoking.
00:45:23Got a cigarette in your mouth, haven't you?
00:45:25Sure, I got you to my feet, but I ain't walking.
00:45:28Thanks.
00:45:29This is very important.
00:45:30See that he gets it right away.
00:45:31From the water bottle.
00:45:32The water bottle, yeah.
00:45:33Yeah.
00:45:34Thanks.
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36Yes, I have a letter from John Jr. last week.
00:45:39He's just been made a first lieutenant.
00:45:41Oh, you must be very proud, Mr. Cortland.
00:45:44I am indeed.
00:45:52Uh, Roy tried to enlist too, but they turned him down on account of his eyes.
00:45:59There's nothing the matter with my eyesight.
00:46:05What are you doing, Mom?
00:46:06I'm fixing the turkey.
00:46:08That's good.
00:46:11The, uh, Thomas Cortland liked Seaman Hall for a minute.
00:46:15Is there anything wrong, son?
00:46:16Oh, no, no.
00:46:17Not exactly.
00:46:18Just like to talk to him.
00:46:20Oh, all right.
00:46:22What a cousin.
00:46:23I want to put my mother on you.
00:46:24Hey, Thomas, look at this cap.
00:46:25Yeah, nice one.
00:46:26Hey, what do you think it's worth?
00:46:27It's worth the bus.
00:46:28You want it?
00:46:29Sure.
00:46:30Oh, you dope.
00:46:31That half the cap that was on the kid.
00:46:32Yeah?
00:46:33Your mother said you wanted to see me.
00:46:34Yes, of course.
00:46:35I'm going to be special things for you.
00:46:36I didn't think you were going to read it in front of all those people.
00:46:37Of course.
00:46:38Oh, that's what I considered everybody.
00:46:39Thanks.
00:46:40That ain't bad news.
00:46:41That half the cap that was on the kid.
00:46:42That half the cap that was on the kid.
00:46:43Yeah?
00:46:44What?
00:46:45Your mother said you wanted to see me.
00:46:46Yes, of course.
00:46:47I'm going to be special things for you.
00:46:49I didn't think you were going to read it in front of all those people.
00:46:51Oh, that's what I considered everybody.
00:46:52Thanks.
00:47:03That ain't bad news.
00:47:17Don't preserve a break like that, Mr. Cortland.
00:47:19A small fellow like you.
00:47:22I just don't figure.
00:47:24It'll be worse, I guess.
00:47:26I still have one son left.
00:47:29You mean, uh...
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:32Yeah, that's right.
00:47:33Still got one son left.
00:47:35Let's go see him up.
00:47:40Hey, look.
00:47:41He's on the hook.
00:47:42Shut up.
00:47:43Let's talk about that later.
00:47:45Well, maybe there's some bad news about his son.
00:47:48The one that's a flyer.
00:47:49Oh, gee, that's me.
00:47:54Hey, Mox, his feet.
00:47:58Anybody close that?
00:47:59Luggs.
00:48:01Yes, sir?
00:48:02Don't disturb my daughter's party.
00:48:05I'll be all right.
00:48:07Just help him upstairs to my room, please.
00:48:09Come in, Mr. Cortland.
00:48:10Right to Dave.
00:48:11Give him a hand.
00:48:12Sure.
00:48:13Oh, sir.
00:48:14Take him easy now.
00:48:15Steady.
00:48:23Excuse me a minute, please.
00:48:27Which room is yours, Mr. Cortland?
00:48:28Right here.
00:48:29Here.
00:48:30Probably set up one of those pillows.
00:48:31Take care of the rest.
00:48:32Let him see.
00:48:33Father!
00:48:34What's the matter?
00:48:35Are you ill?
00:48:36No, no.
00:48:37He just had a faint spell, Miss Cortland.
00:48:38We didn't call you because he asked us not to disturb the party.
00:48:39Don't be allowed, dear.
00:48:40It's nothing serious.
00:48:41Just the same.
00:48:42I'll call Dr. Miller.
00:48:43Hello, doctor.
00:48:44This is Louise Cortland.
00:48:45I'm sorry, if he's not here.
00:48:46No, no.
00:48:47No, he just had a faint spell, Miss Cortland.
00:48:48We didn't call you because he asked us not to disturb the party.
00:48:50Don't be allowed, dear.
00:48:52It's nothing serious.
00:48:53Just the same.
00:48:54I'll call Dr. Miller.
00:48:56Hello?
00:48:57Is Dr. Miller in?
00:48:58May I speak to him, please?
00:49:00Hello, doctor?
00:49:02This is Louise Cortland.
00:49:03I'm sorry, if he's not.
00:49:04Yes.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:06You're sorry, please.
00:49:07Oh, no.
00:49:08I'm sorry, dear.
00:49:09I'm sorry.
00:49:10I'm sorry, dear.
00:49:11I'm sorry.
00:49:12I'm sorry to disturb you.
00:49:14My father doesn't feel very well.
00:49:16Could you come right over?
00:49:26We just had some bad news.
00:49:29You mean, John?
00:49:34Yes.
00:49:34I won't be so excited about it.
00:49:42What did you find?
00:49:43This cat.
00:49:44He wore it last night.
00:49:45Yeah, that proves he's a mugger all right.
00:49:48You better not tell Mr. Claude about this.
00:49:50Not after what just happened.
00:49:51He'd probably kick over if he found out his other kid is a crook.
00:49:54Ah, maybe Roy in his bed as we paint him in the bed.
00:49:56Oh, look, he's a mugger, ain't he?
00:49:58Maybe so.
00:49:59You know, the rich kids that kind of got bored with life, you know,
00:50:02and they just want to know a thing like that.
00:50:04It'd be exciting when they got out of it.
00:50:05You mean this Cortland kid's being pushed around by something?
00:50:08Like being bored with life?
00:50:09That's the idea.
00:50:11Might even be dragged into it by a few other guys.
00:50:14Yeah, I get it.
00:50:15Hey, maybe we could help Roy,
00:50:17because all men would even have to know about it.
00:50:18What do you think I've been trying to say?
00:50:20Stupid.
00:50:20I'm not stupid.
00:50:22You're not stupid.
00:50:22You just got as short as your congregations in the cerebellum.
00:50:25Oh, that's different.
00:50:26Hey, mugs, is that contagious?
00:50:27I don't know.
00:50:27I read it in a book.
00:50:33Pardon me, please.
00:50:34Let's find time for him to be going out.
00:50:55Better investigate that.
00:50:56I'll give you three guesses where he's going.
00:51:10Why don't you use the guess and let's tail him.
00:51:18You need about 20 more pointers.
00:51:19You'll be all right.
00:51:20You know that.
00:51:21You look good to me.
00:51:24What took you so long, kid?
00:51:25What's the idea of that soup and fish?
00:51:27He looks pretty, doesn't he?
00:51:28Never mind that.
00:51:29I came down here tonight to tell you fellas I'm thrilled.
00:51:32What do you mean, thrilled?
00:51:33All your steam.
00:51:34You can't walk out on us like that.
00:51:36Feel yourself.
00:51:43Hey, Lefty.
00:51:44Look out there.
00:51:44What do you kids want around here?
00:51:55We didn't come in to shoot fools.
00:51:56We'd like to have a little talk with Roy here.
00:51:58You're coming with us.
00:51:59I am not.
00:52:00Oh, yes, you are.
00:52:01Let me grab a boot up.
00:52:02Get the racket, quick!
00:52:04Run out!
00:52:08Get those guys!
00:52:10Get caught!
00:52:25What are you guys trying to do?
00:52:26Wreck this joint?
00:52:27Ah, shut up.
00:52:28We didn't mind our own business when those guys jumped in.
00:52:30We ought to sue you.
00:52:32Celestin.
00:52:36What do you guys want with that kid Roy?
00:52:38None of your business left, Roy.
00:52:40Oh, yeah?
00:52:41Let me work them over.
00:52:42Will you, Lefty?
00:52:42Nah, not here.
00:52:44Come on, let's take them along with us.
00:52:48Dirty mic.
00:52:49No!
00:52:53Give it up or we go.
00:52:54Just stand still now.
00:52:55Look at that little conversation.
00:52:57What do you tramps think you're getting away with?
00:52:59You, pal.
00:53:00You having anything on me?
00:53:01That's what you think.
00:53:02Who are those two geraniums you've been hanging out in the pool room with?
00:53:04It's none of your business.
00:53:05Take care of your...
00:53:06Take care of your...
00:53:06All right, bring them down to club.
00:53:08Hey, wait a minute.
00:53:09We can't take them to club.
00:53:10The cops might come there.
00:53:11That's right.
00:53:12We'll bring them down to his old man's place.
00:53:14Wait a minute.
00:53:15Where's Skinny?
00:53:16Must still be back in the pool room.
00:53:18Hey, Climpy and Herb.
00:53:19Go look them up.
00:53:21Okay, Chief.
00:53:23Let's go.
00:53:24If you don't come peacefully, carry them.
00:53:25Come on.
00:53:26Come on.
00:53:26Let's take a walk.
00:53:27Tie them up.
00:53:38Got to make a phone call.
00:53:39Oh.
00:53:41What am I doing this?
00:53:42And kind of your father.
00:53:43You made my father out of it.
00:53:45Uh-huh.
00:53:46You know, with the evidence we got on you, we could put you in jail behind the bars.
00:53:49Go ahead.
00:53:50My father will hand me out just like that.
00:53:52Don't be so exorbitant about it.
00:53:54Now, you're the million-dollar kid.
00:53:55Nobody can touch you.
00:53:56Nobody can lay a hand on you, huh?
00:53:58Hey, Dave.
00:53:58Give me those gloves.
00:54:00Take off that obligatory suit and coat there.
00:54:02I don't want to soil any garments when I'm doing my work.
00:54:05You ask for it.
00:54:06I ask for it.
00:54:09Before I get through with you, you'll be sorry you didn't use his gymnasium for playgrounds
00:54:12instead of his pool rooms and streets.
00:54:14You ain't going to be able to see nothing.
00:54:17Come on.
00:54:17Tie those gloves.
00:54:18Oh, yeah.
00:54:19I am.
00:54:19What are you making with those fancy knives?
00:54:21Hey, what's the matter?
00:54:21Your hand's cold.
00:54:22Where's Skinny?
00:54:23We couldn't find him.
00:54:24Yeah, we looked all over for him, too.
00:54:25We'll take care of that later.
00:54:26What's going on here?
00:54:27Oh, we're going to have a little boxing match.
00:54:29He's going to fight you?
00:54:31What's the matter?
00:54:31Are you crazy?
00:54:32You're going to get murdered.
00:54:33Don't forget, Marcus or King's Berry rules.
00:54:35I can't stand blood.
00:54:36Me neither.
00:54:38Let's get out here.
00:54:38We've got a little room.
00:54:42I don't need any room, but he's laughing at me when he calls.
00:54:45See you around.
00:54:45I'm not getting mugged.
00:54:47Come on.
00:54:48Come on.
00:54:48I always need a couple of boys.
00:54:50Do you like it?
00:54:51Get up.
00:54:51Come on.
00:54:53Get up.
00:54:54Get up.
00:54:54Get up.
00:54:54Get up.
00:54:55Get up.
00:54:56Get up.
00:54:57Get up.
00:54:57Get up.
00:54:58Get up.
00:54:58Get up.
00:54:59Get up.
00:54:59Get up.
00:55:00Get up.
00:55:00Get up.
00:55:01Get up.
00:55:01Get up.
00:55:02Get up.
00:55:02Get up.
00:55:03Get up.
00:55:04Get up.
00:55:04Get up.
00:55:06Go ahead.
00:55:07Get up.
00:55:07Get up.
00:55:07Get up.
00:55:08Get up.
00:55:09Get up.
00:55:10Take it easy.
00:55:11Get up.
00:55:11Take it easy.
00:55:15Throw in there.
00:55:16Throw your right hand.
00:55:17I'm sorry.
00:55:18You're going to have 10 inches.
00:55:19Get up real quick.
00:55:20Throw him down.
00:55:20Get me forward.
00:55:21Well, what's that mine before we show up?
00:55:23Throwed your left gun.
00:55:24Pull that cigarette gun.
00:55:25I'll run.
00:55:27Throw them away.
00:55:27I'll run away.
00:55:28I'll run away.
00:55:29I'll run away.
00:55:29How about it?
00:55:30Woo.
00:55:30Get down.
00:55:31Don't get down.
00:55:32That's a good thing.
00:55:39Now get over there and sit down.
00:55:41I want a little talk with you.
00:55:43You're beating out there.
00:55:45But I didn't have to do it.
00:55:46Because all the time you're beating yourself.
00:55:48You're beating your own purpose in life.
00:55:50For instance, why are you hanging out with those two gelards at Mick's pool?
00:55:53I don't know.
00:55:54I don't know why I didn't.
00:55:56I didn't have to.
00:55:57My dad gives me plenty of money.
00:55:59All right, who were those guys?
00:56:00What were their names?
00:56:01Oh, look.
00:56:02I may be rotten, but I'm no squealer.
00:56:05You're getting into this thing pretty deep, right?
00:56:08There's something that happened that I think you ought to know.
00:56:10It's about your brother.
00:56:11What about my brother?
00:56:13He killed.
00:56:14And the only son your father's got left.
00:56:17I think it's about time you've straightened yourself out.
00:56:20Hello, boys.
00:56:21Carlton, what are you doing around this time of night?
00:56:25You're supposed to be sick, remember that spell you had?
00:56:28Why?
00:56:31I've been waiting up.
00:56:32There's something I wanted to tell you about John.
00:56:37Yeah, I know it.
00:56:40She was the swell brother.
00:56:43Better son to you than me.
00:56:46He was trying to say, Mr. Corners, didn't he?
00:56:50Well, you know what he means.
00:56:53Yes.
00:56:54I know.
00:56:57Father, what are you doing down here?
00:57:00Well, I just came down to say good night to the boys.
00:57:03Well, you shouldn't be out of bed.
00:57:06Roy, someone telephoned you by the name of Lefty.
00:57:08Lefty?
00:57:09Oh, that's a friend of mine.
00:57:10Sure.
00:57:11Good old Lefty.
00:57:12He said if any talking was done, something might happen to Skinny.
00:57:16Skinny?
00:57:17Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:18Skinny.
00:57:19Well, see, sometimes they call Skinny Lefty and Lefty Skinny.
00:57:22It's very confusing.
00:57:23Roy, do you have a friend by the name of Lefty?
00:57:26No, he's no friend of mine.
00:57:28Totally.
00:57:29He's my friend.
00:57:30I know him.
00:57:33Come on, Father.
00:57:34You've got to get back to bed.
00:57:35Good night, boys.
00:57:36Good night, Mr. Corners.
00:57:42It appears like this guy Lefty is holding up how Skinny is a hostage.
00:57:45Are you with us or against us?
00:57:47Of course I'm with you.
00:57:48They live over on the west side.
00:57:50I'll take you there.
00:57:51That's fine.
00:57:52Boys, we're going over on the west side and have a little practice.
00:57:54Take off those tools of destruction.
00:57:55Okay.
00:58:00Now you get right back to bed.
00:58:01And don't you disobey the doctor's orders again.
00:58:04I won't.
00:58:08Good night, dear.
00:58:09Good night.
00:58:13Let's go.
00:58:26Hello?
00:58:28I'd like to speak to Kent and Matthews, please.
00:58:33Okay, you're not going to go. We'll take care to rest.
00:58:34Okay, you're not gonna go. We'll take care of the rest.
00:58:49Who is it?
00:58:50It's Roy.
00:58:57You're going home and forget about this whole thing.
00:58:59What? Nothing. Going home, I ain't scaring you off.
00:59:04Fire! Fire!
00:59:19Well, we did it! We did it!
00:59:27All right, all right. Just gone in there.
00:59:29Looky nice. Go on and look for skinny.
00:59:34The fellas put up his truck. He had to give us a little resistance.
00:59:37Oh, I see.
00:59:41Well, your family's been looking for you.
00:59:43Yeah, what you got? Are you mad at us?
00:59:44I quit the conversation. Untie him.
00:59:46Use that same rope on those lugs out in the hall.
00:59:48Come on, untie him.
00:59:51Pull that gag off. That's good.
00:59:53Oh, who tied these square knots?
00:59:55Sir, there's a bowler.
00:59:56I don't care what kind of knock you out. Extend time, will you?
00:59:59You got to wait for a street car?
01:00:04How'd you happen to miss this?
01:00:05My bad eyes.
01:00:07Never do nothing thorough, do you?
01:00:09All right, roll them in.
01:00:10All right, roll them in.
01:00:11All right, roll them in.
01:00:12All right, roll them in.
01:00:13All right, roll them in.
01:00:14Well, Captain, you wanted us to find a cook who was decorating the neighborhood and giving us a bad name.
01:00:24Well, we finally put the finger on them.
01:00:26Well, it looks like they had more than a finger put on them.
01:00:28What's the evidence?
01:00:29All right, ten of them.
01:00:30I mean nine.
01:00:31I got one better.
01:00:32We caught them red-handed.
01:00:33We'll swear to them.
01:00:34All right, what do you guys got to say?
01:00:35Ask them why they didn't bring the other guy in.
01:00:37Eh, he's got delusions.
01:00:38Oh, yeah?
01:00:39There's a couple of things I want to...
01:00:40Uh-uh.
01:00:41Dude, man.
01:00:42Little slap-napper, you know, punchy.
01:00:44Back in his heels with no other guy, no other guy.
01:00:46Look at him.
01:00:47Lock him up.
01:00:48All right.
01:00:49Come on.
01:00:53All right, now, you boys.
01:00:54Come on.
01:00:55Who's the other member of the outfit?
01:00:57Captain, I told you 33 times, there is no other...
01:00:59Shut up.
01:01:00Cops is never satisfied.
01:01:01I want the name of the other looker.
01:01:03Who was I?
01:01:05What are you doing up here?
01:01:06You don't know nothing.
01:01:07Get it?
01:01:08It's okay, Moxie.
01:01:09I'll take my medicine.
01:01:10You're Roy Fortlin, aren't you?
01:01:11That's right, Captain.
01:01:12Look, he ain't no member of nothing.
01:01:13He's just got delugination to the corindium colium vertebrate hair.
01:01:14What?
01:01:15Yeah, he fell on his head when he was a baby.
01:01:16This looks serious for you, Roy.
01:01:17What happened?
01:01:18Roy comes from a good family.
01:01:19He's got a great old man.
01:01:20You know, you met him.
01:01:21He's got a swell brother.
01:01:22He's a flyer in his service.
01:01:23He's got a swell brother.
01:01:24He's a flyer in his service.
01:01:25He's got a swell brother.
01:01:26He's got a swell brother.
01:01:27He's got a swell brother.
01:01:35His sister, she's a regular peach.
01:01:36Roy here, besides the blue, or I don't know if he'd be in the pad play, just did it because
01:01:46he was looking for excitement.
01:01:47Like his brother.
01:01:48Can't let this old man know about it because you just break him up and he's really a sweet
01:01:53guy.
01:01:54Roy here is too.
01:01:56Regular thoroughbred if there ever was one.
01:01:58That is, he is since we beat some sense into him.
01:02:01He's done anything wrong.
01:02:03He didn't really mean anything bad by it, Captain.
01:02:05Honest, he didn't.
01:02:08I understand.
01:02:13Roy, I'm going to release you on your own in the cockpit.
01:02:17Later, where there is such a thing as a suspended sentence.
01:02:21Especially if these boys complete your case to the court as well as they have to me.
01:02:25Hey, you hear what he said?
01:02:27No.
01:02:28There's someone waiting here to take you home.
01:02:33Dad.
01:02:34Hello, Roy.
01:02:35I...
01:02:36It's all right.
01:02:37I think you boys all know how I feel.
01:02:38Certainly.
01:02:39It's all right.
01:02:40It's all right.
01:02:41I think you boys all know how I feel.
01:02:43Certainly.
01:02:44It's all right.
01:02:45It's all right.
01:02:47I think you boys all know how I feel.
01:02:48It's all right.
01:02:50It's all right.
01:02:54Hey, Muggs.
01:02:55That was a very good deed of yours.
01:02:56Oh, when we were just protecting our own interests?
01:02:58No, Captain.
01:02:59Hey, Muggs, that was a very good deed of yours.
01:03:03Oh, we were just protecting our own interests.
01:03:05You know, Captain, I never liked cops very much.
01:03:08I'm beginning to realize I was wrong.
01:03:10But you're really a regular guy.
01:03:11I'd like to shake your hand.
01:03:13Well, thank you, Muggs.
01:03:15Subsequently, this event will go down into the history of the Eastside Social Improvement Club
01:03:20as their greatest deed.
01:03:23Signed, Muggs McGinnis, President and Treasurer.
01:03:30You got that, Secretary?
01:03:31Right, Mr. President.
01:03:33As well.
01:03:34And there's Muggs, Muggs!
01:03:36Cousin Ivey!
01:03:37How are you?
01:03:37You gonna say hello to me?
01:03:38Be quiet.
01:03:39What's the matter with you?
01:03:40I just found out that you are not my cousin.
01:03:41Who told you that?
01:03:43But I loaned over my parents.
01:03:44They told me that...
01:03:46It's Muggs that...
01:03:48Leave the vault.
01:03:54Here's that murder.
01:03:59The End
01:04:08The End
01:04:09The End
01:04:09The End
01:04:09The End
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