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00:00Happy holidays, everybody, and welcome to a Christmas Eve edition of Sunday Night Heat.
00:22Michael Cole and Taz at ringside as we get set to get rowdy on a Sunday night.
00:29It's the game.
00:30Great.
00:31And I'm about to get rowdy.
00:32You didn't know you better call somebody.
00:37Stepping to the dust so they missed your fault.
00:38Two-damns out of the valley.
00:39The top's all getting rowdy.
00:40I'm about to move some things.
00:41Say move some things.
00:42We said it's rowdy.
00:44I'm about to move some things.
00:45Move some things.
00:46I'm getting rowdy.
00:47I'm about to move some things.
00:48You didn't know you better call somebody.
00:49Stepping to the dust so they missed your fault.
00:50Two damn damn about it.
00:51It's the King Creek and I'm about to get rowdy, you didn't know, you better call somebody, step into the dust so the mist can fall, no damn doubt about it, the top dog getting rowdy, about to move some things, it's the King Creek with the traffic change, check yourself and realize on all that, lift your ass up and get your hat right back, no doubt about it, bring it down with a bet, put all the knuckleheads, have you some rest, set your ass up and toss it around, it's the King Creek,
01:21King Creek with your high-pants down, get rowdy, what's up, sawdust, we're getting rowdy, let's move some things, a Christmas wrap here on Heat on MTV, you see Tony Trimmel trying to break a groove in the ring, Tony Trimmel's minute, he sucks, it's Taz's network on Christmas Eve for Taz Victim MTV, so it's King Creek and Val Venus one-on-one on Sunday Night Heat, Merry Christmas, Happy Christmas Eve everybody,
01:50Michael Cullen, Taz at ringside, Taz, right, the sensor's been trying to, since the wrapping, they get a chance to do it again tonight, yeah, why do we gotta be unpleased with right, the sensor here, Christmas Eve, this is, I don't agree with this, I understand you have a special present for us on Christmas Eve as well, yes, Taz's gonna share a little Red Hook Christmas style spirit out here tonight,
02:09I can't wait for the Red Hook Christmas style spirit as Kay Quick and Val Venus in each other's face starting off this one-on-one matchup, you know Taz, it was Val Venus and Ivory a couple of weeks ago on Raw, delivering that spike pile driver to China, sending China to the hospital now, an MRI was conducted this past week and preliminary results are out, they call, we don't know if or when we're gonna see China again, right?
02:39It might be career threatening, we're China, two years back full, a lot of people don't know this, Taz himself sustained a serious neck injury due to a spike pile driver and took me out for about 10 months, so, who knows what's gonna happen with China, it was a brutal way to come back with an injury like that.
02:54Nice drop, toe hole from the charismatic young superstar Kay Quick with the right hand to Val Venus of right descents, there's been a wild week in the World Wrestling Federation, Taz, I think the whole world was shocked at this diabolical plot that unfolded on Raw this past Monday night, Mr. McMahon and his daughter Stephanie, working this plot where they could wrestle control of the CEO office from Mr. McMahon's estranged wife Linda and also firing Commissioner McFoley.
03:20Commissioner McFoley said, as far as the Hell in a Cell matchup goes, if anyone gets seriously injured, he should, you know, basically, uh, leave the commissionary ship.
03:29Well, it seems like Mr. McMahon and, uh, Stephanie McMahon, uh, kind of helped him out with that, and they're basically in charge now, while Vince McMahon is decommished.
03:36Now what? Val Venus up over the top for open, Kay Quick bringing this crowd to its feet on Pete, check this out, Taz.
03:43What the hell is he doing? This ain't like dance fever, get out there, Kay Quick up on the top right, and Val Venus down.
03:50Kay Quick on a roll.
03:53He's on a roll, he just some kind of splittity-dippity-dipp-dipp-dipp-dipp-dew deal gimmick. I don't know what that was, but it's kind of cool.
03:59Kaz, I'll tell you what, you were talking about Mr. McMahon on Raw this past Monday night. What a metamorphosis for the owner of this company over the three days between Raw and SmackDown.
04:09Thursday night on SmackDown, we saw a gentler, a kinder Mr. McMahon. He seemed to be doing everything for all the superstars.
04:16Oh, he gave Raven a hardcore match against Steve Blackman. He gave, look, what he did with Stonefall, Steve Austin.
04:25He gave a match against Kane. I mean, Mr. McMahon, I guess he's got a heart. He's in the Christmas spirit.
04:29Here's a cover by Kay Quick. There's two, and Val Venus kicks out. But what about what happened at the end of SmackDown this past Thursday night, Tads?
04:37The Rock and Undertaker losing their tag team titles to Edging Christian in what I think was the biggest screwjob in the history of SmackDown by the special guest referee, Kurt Angle.
04:48But the question is, did Mr. McMahon know what Kurt Angle was up to? I don't know about that. Cover by Val Venus. There's two, and Kay Quick kicks out.
04:56I don't know about that, but I'll tell you what. Undertaker, the look that Deadman gave The Rock was priceless. He gave him some heavy-duty look. He looked a little hot at The Rock.
05:07Val Venus working on Kay Quick. Mr. McMahon granting Stone Cold Steve Austin his Christmas wish.
05:13On SmackDown Thursday night, Austin goes one-on-one with the Big Red Machine, Kane. All-new Raw tomorrow night, 9 o'clock, 8 Central.
05:22Christmas night, Stone Cold and Kane one-on-one. That following the chokeslam by Kane to Stone Cold on SmackDown.
05:29That match with the Texas Rattlesnake and the Big Red Machine is going to be a Donnybrook. It's going to be a Rocket Buster on TNN.
05:36Monday Night Raw, Christmas night. Rocket Buster!
05:38Yeah, it's going to be a Rocket Buster all week long for the World Wrestling Federation.
05:41Thursday night, Amarillo, Texas. World Wrestling Federation live. And how about next Friday night? This coming Friday, Austin, Texas.
05:49The World Wrestling Federation TV cameras. Over 40 WWF superstars, including Taz, will be in Austin.
05:56Hell of a backdrop by Kay Quick. Reversal by Val Venus. Super beautiful.
06:00And we're about the big surprise by Taz in a little while, baby.
06:04Look out, Kay Quick surprising Val Venus. And there's a kick-out by Val.
06:07Yeah, what is this surprise all about? A little Christmas spirit?
06:09I'm not going to snooze it off just yet. A little Christmas spirit by the one-man crime speed and a little while on heat, baby.
06:15Oh, look at Val Venus. Kay Quick, nice block shot to the kidneys. Another one to the ribs.
06:19Like he's going for the Cradle Suplex, Val does.
06:22Kay Quick tossing Val Venus up on the top rope. Tell you, this young Kay Quick is impressive, Taz.
06:27Yeah, he is. He looks great. He's in great shape. Just as Val is.
06:29Looks like he's going in for you. Probably a head scissor. Who looked around from the top rope.
06:34And there it is, Val Venus. Center of the ring. Can Kay Quick pick up the victory? Hooks the leg.
06:40There's two, and Val Venus just gets his shoulder up before a count of three.
06:43With a top foul a little quicker and hook that leg a little more intense, he might have got the three count on that one.
06:49Well, this right in the sensor group got theirs on SmackDown this past Thursday night.
06:53The one building undefeating Steven Richards. Center of the ring.
06:56Val Venus. It was great to see Steven Richards just got his ass whooped.
06:59Look at this. Fisherman Suplex. Hook of the leg.
07:02It's over.
07:03Val Venus with a victory over Kay Quick.
07:07Here he is rolling on.
07:08Val Venus.
07:11Val Venus picks up the victory in impressive fashion over Kay Quick as we kick off this Christmas Eve edition of Heat.
07:19A lot more to come tonight on Heat right here on MTV.
07:22A special tribute to the Commissioner McFoley.
07:25You mean the former Commissioner.
07:26At any rate, Taz, to look back at perhaps the most fun time ever in the World Wrestling Federation.
07:35If you build it, they will come.
07:41If you build it, they will come.
07:46If you build it, they will come.
08:17That's not what I had in mind.
08:2030 WWF superstars.
08:22One ring.
08:23One man left standing.
08:25The WWF Royal Rumble.
08:27Live Sunday, January 21st on Pay Per View.
08:30And we'll get those little rascals next time.
08:34This portion of the WWF is brought to you by Castrol GTX.
08:38Drive hard.
08:39The Hockey News Puck Bowl.
08:45Darren Millard along with Nick Kiprios.
08:47It's the holiday season, so we're looking for the best Christmas present the National Hockey League has received.
08:51What do you think?
08:52Well, I don't know about the NHL, but for me personally, when I signed with the Philadelphia Flyers, they gave me a mug with the team logo on it.
08:58They gave you a coffee mug for Christmas.
09:00Actually, it was beer.
09:01Oh, that's okay, then.
09:02I was thinking a coffee mug would be kind of cheap.
09:04There's your choices.
09:05Two for the price of one with Mary Lemieux.
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09:10The results in the Hockey News.
09:11Two for the price of one with Mary Lemieux.
09:41For centuries, a secret has been buried.
09:50What the hell is that?
09:53Whatever it is, it's the inside.
09:55Something beyond your deepest fears.
09:59What happened in there?
10:01I'm cool.
10:02He's real.
10:04I assure you.
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10:46And now, a WWF Royal Rumble replay.
10:50And now, entrant number two, Mr. McMahon.
10:55He looks like somebody out of one of those Hercules movies.
10:57Look at this.
10:58Oh, he's in great shape, I'll give you that.
11:00But Stone Cold has been waiting for months to get his hands on Vince McMahon.
11:05Stone Cold Steve Austin and Mr. McMahon going one-on-one.
11:11Well, Taz, that was certainly a special moment.
11:13Mr. McMahon and Austin kicking off the 1999 Royal Rumble.
11:17That was cool, but it's Christmas time, and nothing was cool.
11:20Then the lingerie show by Lita last Monday at WWF New York, Taz's house.
11:24Yeah, she had green, white, and red, all the Christmas colors, and it was beautiful.
11:28Yeah, and that pervert, Dean Malenko, he enjoyed the show as well.
11:38Ho, ho, ho.
11:39Merry Christmas, baby.
11:41Hey, Dean, what's up?
11:42What a pleasant surprise.
11:44How'd you get here?
11:45Uh, my feet.
11:46Oh, that's funny.
11:47That's what I love about you.
11:48You're so witty.
11:49You know what is the holiday season, Lita?
11:51It sure is.
11:52And tis the season, and I'm feeling awfully drunk.
11:55I'm very proud of you.
11:56Oh, I know you are.
11:57You know, speaking of proud, the other night, the lingerie show, that had to be by far the greatest present I've ever received.
12:04Oh, Dean, thank you.
12:05That means a lot to me.
12:05This is just between us.
12:07But, uh, it was just for you.
12:09I did that all for you, and I'm really glad you liked it.
12:11Did you like it?
12:11You did?
12:12Oh, I did.
12:12Oh, wow, did I love it.
12:14And to show you my appreciation of the other night, look up.
12:17Why?
12:17Uh, because there's something up there to look at.
12:20Oh, okay.
12:21Oh, it's mistletoe.
12:24It's mistletoe, Dean.
12:25Great.
12:25Oh, yeah, baby.
12:26These lips are ready for you.
12:27There's nowhere to run, and nowhere to hide, because it is mistletoe time.
12:31Okay, ready?
12:32Close your eyes.
12:33Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:34I'm not falling for that one again.
12:36I'm going to watch this one coming straight at me.
12:38Okay, ready?
12:39Here it comes.
12:39Oh!
12:43Oh, ouch.
12:46She can't get right about me.
12:49Milenko just doesn't get it, Cole, does he?
12:51The man is persistent.
12:53I'll give him that.
12:54A programming note next week on Heat.
12:55Taz and I are going to look back at the year 2000 and the WWF.
12:59Here's an example of what you can expect.
13:00Here it comes.
13:09That comes your way next Sunday.
13:38New Year's Eve night right here on MTV.
13:41It doesn't get any better than this.
13:42Heat will kick you off.
13:43Then it's the New Year's celebration, Times Square and around the world, right here on MTV.
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14:28The countdown of the Royal Rumble is on.
14:31Hi, everybody.
14:31Kevin Kelly on the road with Slam Jam Sunday, January 21st.
14:35The first huge event of the year, 2001, emanates from New Orleans, Louisiana.
14:40The Big Easy will be anything but easy for those who look to survive and be victorious
14:45in what is traditionally one of the biggest events of the year, the Royal Rumble.
14:49Imagine 30 WWF superstars all vying to be crowned Royal Rumble champion.
14:54Who will it be this year?
14:55We'll find out in a matter of weeks.
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16:12Man, the bangles, I'ma shake them, make a reindeer dance.
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16:20Won't find a way to my heart.
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18:36Is that a referee?
18:37He's wearing a referee shirt.
18:39Merry Christmas, Edge and Christian.
18:41What a farce this is.
18:43Angle is Edge and Christian's buddy.
18:44Look at that.
18:45Look at that.
18:45Angle.
18:45An Olympic slam to the rock.
18:47Good angle.
18:48Just screwed the rock.
18:49An undertaker.
18:50Edge and Christian have regained the tag titles.
18:53I can't believe this.
18:54Well, that was the biggest screw job in the history of SmackDown.
19:00Kurt Angle costing the rock an undertaker.
19:03The tag titles.
19:05And my buddy Taz has left the announce position.
19:07I guess this is his Christmas surprise.
19:10Well, as everybody knows, it's Christmas time.
19:14So, I'd like to share a little bit of Christmas time Brooklyn style.
19:20So, I'm going to read the Red Hook version of The Night Before Christmas.
19:30Nice hat.
19:30Hit him.
19:34It's the night before Christmas all through the hook.
19:38Not a creature was stirring because they were all dead.
19:42The eggnog was sour.
19:47Of course, it was 15 years old.
19:49And there was a dead pigeon head floating in a punch bowl.
19:53My mother drank the hooch as my father kicked the pooch.
19:58And I asked myself, hey, where's that fat Santa?
20:02He's always late, that friggin' chooch.
20:05Now, all the king's horses and all the king's men, they asked, how do we put Taz's Christmas back together again?
20:15Then the moment came and I heard the sleigh bells ring a ding ding and a speeding New York City bus got rid of that damn thing.
20:26Now, as everybody knows, Jolly St. Nick, he's all about Christmas.
20:32So, when he got to my house, I thought he was some punk crook.
20:36So, I choked his fat ass out.
20:38And he became just another victim.
20:43I'm begging Taz to learn how to rhyme.
20:46What is this now?
20:50It's Santa Claus.
20:52Speaking of devil.
20:56Christmas Eve has come to Sunday Night Heat.
20:59Here comes Santa.
21:00Santa.
21:02I can't believe somebody actually got Taz a gift for Christmas.
21:10And look at Santa distributing gifts to all the fans here on Sunday Night Heat.
21:19Not anybody deserve cola with Taz.
21:22Santa Claus.
21:24You fat f***er.
21:26What's going on?
21:27Why is Taz disrespecting Santa?
21:41Poor guy's giving gifts to all the fans here.
21:43Yeah, these rednecks are begging for a free gift.
21:46Hey, Santa, I got a question for you.
21:49Being your stiff feet every year since I'm like a little kid, you got something for me this year or what?
21:53You got something for Taz.
22:03Better be good, Santa.
22:05Hey!
22:06Santa just clocked Taz.
22:08What is this all about?
22:10Hey, it's a bulldog.
22:11Hey, it's Scotty too hot-y.
22:14Scotty too hot-y dressed as Santa.
22:18Well, that'll teach Taz to be disrespecting Santa Claus.
22:24And this fit, well, whatever Taz calls him, is delivering the worm.
22:30Taz getting a worm for Christmas.
22:31Oh, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
22:42Scotty too hot-y.
22:44Masquerading as Santa Claus.
22:47Getting down on heat.
22:50Well, Taz can't come back here now and tell me he never got anything for Christmas.
22:54He received a worm, Scotty too hot-y style.
22:57This may be the greatest heat ever.
23:07Christmas Eve edition of Sunday Night Heat.
23:10Scotty too hot-y.
23:11Taking it to Taz with the worm.
23:18Well, still to come tonight on Sunday Night Heat.
23:20Farouk and Albert, plus a special tribute to Commissioner McFoley.
23:27What else is going to happen tonight on a Christmas Eve edition of Sunday Night Heat?
23:33You guys, look, it's under control.
23:35Look, you're asking for trouble here.
23:37Dean is no good.
23:38Let me handle it.
23:39I know what I'm doing.
23:40Do you?
23:41I don't think you do know what you're doing.
23:42I mean, a Christmas laundry show?
23:44I mean, for God's sakes, that's just what Dean wants to see you in.
23:47I know, look, and that's why I did it.
23:49Look, I've got him exactly where I want him.
23:51You do?
23:52Yeah, look, he's sick and twisted.
23:53If I've got to stoop to his level, then that's what I have to do.
23:56You do not have to beat him.
23:57I do.
23:58Just listen to me.
23:58Look, he's a lot stronger than me.
24:00He's more experienced than me.
24:02I'm damn sure you're not going to beat him with wrestling moves.
24:03You do not have to beat Dean Malenko.
24:07Look, if I've got to lose a couple battles to win the war, it's worth it to me.
24:10It's something I want to do, okay?
24:12Matt, she's got a good point.
24:14Jeff, you're not exactly helping here.
24:16What are you doing?
24:16I'll take care of Dean Malenko, period.
24:19I just want you to take care of yourself.
24:21I know, look, that's what I'm trying to do.
24:23Look, you guys, I've got this one, okay?
24:27Just let me take care of myself.
24:29I appreciate your concern.
24:30You guys are great.
24:31I really do.
24:32You guys mean a lot to me.
24:33I love this, okay?
24:34But just please, let me do this, okay?
24:37I mean, I'll be okay.
24:39Good luck.
24:39Good luck.
24:43I just wish you would listen to me.
24:44She does listen to you, man.
24:46Jeff, you weren't exactly helping back there.
24:49I mean, for God's sakes, she's tough, but she's a girl.
24:52It's Leah.
24:52She's our friend.
24:53The girl.
24:54She's a wrestler, but it's Dean Malenko.
24:55She can't be in the ring with Dean Malenko.
24:57She don't have to beat him.
24:59Chill out, man.
24:59I'm sensing a little jealousy.
25:01Jealousy?
25:02I'm not jealous.
25:04I mean, I just, I care about her.
25:05She's our friend.
25:06I care about her.
25:07I like her.
25:07And I'm concerned, Jeff.
25:09I'm concerned.
25:10Okay.
25:11You want to call it that?
25:12That's what it's called, concern.
25:14And after tonight, she's not going to have to concern herself with Dean Malenko anymore.
25:18Because I'm going to take care of Dean.
25:20And Dean's out of the picture.
25:21She's not going to worry about him.
25:22I'm going to take care of Dean, Jeff.
25:24Me.
25:26I've been wrong with war.
25:28I've been wrong again, I guess.
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26:21She's a real beauty.
26:23And she never bugs you about spending so much time with the guys.
26:28She never complains about you watching football.
26:31She thinks a little gas is a good thing.
26:34Maybe she isn't a she after all.
26:37Here's to the perfect relationship.
26:39Here's how to keep it that way.
26:41If you happen to see even more people in moors these days, it's because right now, we're having our year-end clearance sale,
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28:17Peace and joy.
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28:22Look at this.
28:25A fresh sliding, a steel chair into the ring, and Tess.
28:30Oh!
28:31The skull.
28:32The uranium of Bradshaw.
28:34Referee Tim White had been distracted, and Tess picked up the victory.
28:37Ain't no one getting up there for a chance shot like that.
28:45Well, that was last Sunday on Heat.
28:47Tess and Bradshaw with that chair tonight.
28:49The other halves of the Acolytes, TNA, go one-on-one.
28:52Farouk versus Albert.
28:55Oh, please.
28:56I'm rejoined here at the commentary table by Taz.
28:58Hey, Taz, nice word for Christmas.
29:00Yeah, very funny.
29:02Keep laughing.
29:02I'll snap your arm, Cole.
29:04You know what?
29:05It's Christmas, and I get swerved.
29:07Typical around here in the WWF.
29:09Taz gets swerved by Santa, of all people, on Christmas.
29:13It's my show.
29:14It's my network.
29:15What the hell is going on here?
29:18All I can say is I'm glad you know how to rhyme.
29:21Folks, this week Heat is brought to you by Chef Boyardee.
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29:31Grab a Snickers.
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29:37I never said I was a poet, okay?
29:39I never said that, Nitz.
29:41I never said I was a poet.
29:42I never claimed to be a poet.
29:43That's Red Hood's version of Christmas, too.
29:45And then he gets all hot about it.
29:47I don't tell you.
29:48I end up on a shoulder than a stick.
29:50Here comes the APA.
29:51Oh, you're not Robert Frost.
29:53Huh?
29:54As APA makes its way to the ring for Root to go one-on-one with Albert.
29:59You see Jacqueline accompanying the Acolytes, Taz.
30:01Jacqueline has developed this relationship, so to speak, with the Acolytes.
30:05I think the Acolytes have a little bit of respect for Jacqueline
30:07because she hangs out with him, drinks beer, and smokes cigars.
30:10She's just like them.
30:11She's salty like an old-timer.
30:13She's tough as nails.
30:15She's smoking cigars, drinking beers out of a 30 can.
30:18You've got to love it.
30:18APA thinks, Jackie.
30:20And Trish Stratus better be careful because she's not in Jackie's league
30:23because Jackie's more tough than the cook.
30:24Well, it was wrong this past Monday night in a six-person tag team matchup.
30:28Jacqueline delivering a DDT, and Vinny, Trish Stratus,
30:31and then Trish buttering up to Mr. McMahon on SmackDown this past Thursday night.
30:36Got Mr. McMahon to put Jacqueline into a women's title match
30:38against the women's champion, Ivory.
30:40Look at Baruch landing on Albert.
30:42Here's the cover hook of the leg and a kick out.
30:43Hey, Michael Coles now.
30:44Speaking of chicks, what's up with Lita?
30:47I said, what's up with Lita?
30:49I don't know.
30:50Why don't you tell me?
30:51You know, you have all the answers.
30:52Bobby, we're out here to do a show again.
30:55It's Christmas time, and it's usually when you've got an attitude problem.
30:58What's your problem?
30:59I'm going to cheer you up.
31:00I got a little Christmas joke.
31:02Here's a cover.
31:02Wait a minute.
31:03Here's the cover and a kick out.
31:05I got a little Christmas joke for you.
31:06I don't know if you heard me say this on medical.
31:08Okay.
31:08Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
31:11I don't know.
31:12Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
31:14Because he was dead.
31:15Ah!
31:16Ah!
31:16Ah!
31:17Ah!
31:19Ah!
31:20Hey, look at Albert stopping away at Baruch.
31:22How dare you to put the joke over, Coles?
31:23Let me see, comedian or poet,
31:25which Taz do I like?
31:26Well, according to you,
31:27and thanks for your non-help,
31:28I'm striking out with both.
31:30Begging for some help.
31:31Begging!
31:32Trish Stratus cheering on Albert inside the ring.
31:35You mentioned Trish Stratus and Jack.
31:37Serious rivalry developing between the two,
31:40and Baruch whipped across the ring into the corner.
31:42Oh, and a kick from Albert to the face of Baruch.
31:45I didn't know Mr. McMahon...
31:47Wait a minute.
31:47Cover hook of the leg.
31:48There's one.
31:49There's two and a kick out.
31:49I didn't know Mr. McMahon was such a sucker for a pretty face,
31:53caving into Trish Stratus' request like he did this past week.
31:56Mr. McMahon, you know, besides being a billionaire,
31:59damn it, and...
32:01Oh!
32:02Here's the cover on Baruch.
32:03After the big splash, Baruch gets the shoulder up.
32:05Mr. McMahon, besides being a genius and a billionaire,
32:08you gotta get the man crazy.
32:09He's a good-looking guy.
32:10I mean, I mean, he's a man.
32:11Let's face it, he's a free man.
32:13Oh!
32:13He's fine, busted by Baruch.
32:15He's a free man to move.
32:17I mean, you know, he's in the middle of a separation.
32:18Oh!
32:19It is.
32:19So Trish's way out of your face is like,
32:21oh, you know, you can't blame Mr. McMahon.
32:23And look at Bradshaw getting involved.
32:25There's Trish Stratus' hand in a steel chair to Albert.
32:27Come on!
32:28And Baruch with a DDT onto the steel chair.
32:32Here's the cover.
32:33Baruch picks up the victory.
32:35That board chair had to be a victim to Prince Albert's head.
32:41Well, Baruch picks up the win over Albert.
32:43Trish tossing the steel chair into Albert.
32:46And the plan backfired.
32:48And Baruch picks up a big victory.
32:51Well, Taz and I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas
32:54and let you know that tomorrow night...
32:55Speak for me!
32:56Go ahead!
32:57Christmas night is an all-new Raw's war.
32:59Kane takes on Stone Cold tomorrow night,
33:029-8 Central on TNN.
33:07Vince Lombardi once said,
33:09winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.
33:12What happened to that?
33:13I'm tired of multi-million dollar athletes
33:16complaining about room service
33:18or not getting a first-class seat on the flight home.
33:21XFL players will get paid to play,
33:23but they'll get paid more to win.
33:26I think Coach Lombardi would like that.
33:29The XFL.
33:30Coming this February.
33:32It's real football.
33:33The Royal Rumble, the first big event of the year.
33:39It's right around the corner, Sunday, January 21st, 2001.
33:43Hi, everybody.
33:43Kevin Kelly once again for Slam Jams.
33:45Earlier on, big information about the Royal Rumble,
33:48and we are counting down the days to this huge event.
33:51Now, traditionally, the Royal Rumble winner gets to face
33:54the World Wrestling Federation champion at WrestleMania.
33:56This year's WrestleMania is going to be the biggest ever.
33:59So who will win, and most arguably,
34:01the most important Royal Rumble ever?
34:03We'll find out very soon, Sunday, January 21st.
34:06We invite you to be part of this event.
34:08It's live on pay-per-view at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific.
34:10But all across Canada, if you don't have pay-per-view,
34:13you could go to a famous player's location
34:15and see the Royal Rumble live as it happens.
34:17Now, the number on your screen right now is important.
34:20Give it a call.
34:20You can order advance tickets because you don't want to be shut out
34:23of the biggest event of the month of January.
34:25We're kicking off the new year in style,
34:27the first big event of 2001.
34:29It's right around the corner.
34:30It's the Royal Rumble.
34:41Everyone will die!
34:42Spyro's back.
34:59Can you take the heat?
35:00Credit you for everyone.
35:04I got my reds on, we dead on the 25th.
35:10Slip a little warm liquid up inside my eggnog.
35:12Yo, the shell counts.
35:14Rock whips.
35:15Like huskies pulling on sleds.
35:16A spray pan on it.
35:18Signature of gossos and prints of the fallen angels.
35:21Man of bangles, I'ma shake them, make a reindeer dance.
35:23Balls of snow gave birth to original ice grills.
35:26Just a mo' chill.
35:27Up and down my spine, won't find weight of my heart.
35:30It's the art, playboy.
35:31Dayline lust and hugs.
35:33Peace and joy.
35:36Hey, look at this.
35:37What is it?
35:37It's a flashlight.
35:38Never has so much power gone into a Duracell Ultra.
35:45With new M3 technology, it's the most powerful alkaline battery in the world.
35:51You're very sleepy.
35:55Very sleepy.
35:56Cold symptoms keeping you awake?
35:58Get NyQuil.
35:59The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head fever,
36:03so you can get the relief to sleep and feel better, Madison.
36:07If you happen to see even more people in Moors these days,
36:10it's because right now, we're having our year-end clearance sale,
36:14which means you'll find suits starting at $130,
36:16sport coats at $100,
36:17as well as shirts, shoes, and everything else at big savings.
36:22After all, while you can get almost anything on sale this time of year,
36:25we think you'll find what we have to offer will suit you the best.
36:30Well-made, well-priced, well-dressed.
36:34Moors.
36:34It's only fresh powder if you're the first one on the mountain.
37:01Cool Borders 2001.
37:02Rated E for everyone.
37:03Big on taste, but low on cash.
37:16Try the new BK Cravers menu from Burger King.
37:19Spicy jalapeno poppers, $179.
37:21Cheesy mozzarella sticks, $179.
37:24Savory chicken tenders, $149.
37:26The tasty chicken tenders sandwich, $149.
37:28And the flame royal bullseye barbecue deluxe, $149.
37:31Five mouth-watering ways to satisfy your cravings.
37:35Burger King.
37:35Awesome taste, incredible value, every day.
37:38My wife has suffered a major nervous breakdown.
37:48Blame Foley for my wife's nervous breakdown, and blame my daughter as well.
37:53That commissioner, Mick Foley, not pushed me over the edge.
37:57Maybe I would have even asked for a divorce.
37:59That Stephanie not promote me, I surely would not have mentioned.
38:02My wife's teenage reputation was reprehensible as a good-timed girl.
38:08I would have not have mentioned that.
38:09How would I have known she was so fragile, so delicate, so weak?
38:16I used to think of you as daddy's little girl.
38:20But now, I see your mother.
38:22I see two spoiled, ungrateful little rich.
38:28Here comes the commissioner!
38:29I refer to you as being garbage.
38:32See, that's your worst in act.
38:34Any father who speaks to a child that way is scum, Vince McMahon.
38:37I don't know who'd want to marry you, Mick Foley.
38:39But if I were your wife, I'd ask for a divorce, too.
38:43I am not going to make you my wife, but I am going to make you defend your WWF championship.
38:51He's Vince McMahon!
38:52Vince McMahon is going to challenge the WWF champion tonight!
38:57Look at this!
38:58That Vince McMahon!
38:59He took down the Olympic champion!
39:03Oh!
39:03Vince McMahon, the third eye of the champion!
39:06Mick Foley, the commissioner!
39:07Good God Almighty, Mick must assault him!
39:10And look at Mick coming back!
39:11Foley's hitting Vince!
39:12Uh-oh!
39:13Mick reaches way down deep!
39:15Pulling out a sock hole!
39:16Look out, Vince!
39:17No!
39:18Yeah, the marital claw!
39:20And that'll still tear!
39:22Hey, wait a minute.
39:22Here comes the innocent Christian!
39:24Don't do it!
39:25Oh, for God's sake!
39:26Look at the tear toll!
39:27A double tear shot!
39:29On Mick Foley's head!
39:30Stop it!
39:31Stop reading up on Mick Foley!
39:33I hold in my hand documents
39:36that could very well change
39:38the face of the WWF forever!
39:41Since my mother,
39:42Linda McMahon,
39:43the CEO of the World Wrestling Federation,
39:46has been deemed mentally incompetent,
39:49the board of directors has no other alternative
39:51than to grant full power and authority
39:54of the CEO's office to...
39:57my dad!
40:02What?!
40:03That's my baby girl!
40:06Sorry, Linda!
40:08Business is business!
40:11Mick Foley,
40:12you're fired!
40:14Mick Foley, look at that!
40:16Oh, God!
40:17Mick Foley's been fired!
40:18He's been busted over!
40:20Mick Foley,
40:21Merry Christmas!
40:24Mr. McMahon is back!
40:26There'll be hell to pay!
40:28Welcome back to this Christmas Eve edition
40:35of Sunday Night Heat on MTV.
40:36Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays,
40:38everybody.
40:38But, Daz,
40:39it hasn't been Happy Holidays
40:40for former Commissioner Mick Foley,
40:43unceremoniously fired
40:44by Mr. McMahon on Raw
40:46this past Monday night.
40:47No doubt about it.
40:48You know,
40:48if you agree or disagree,
40:50it don't matter
40:50with Mick Foley,
40:52there is no doubt
40:53that he is
40:54and always will be
40:55a hardcore legend
40:56in the World Wrestling Federation.
40:58Mick Foley,
40:58a legend who will be truly missed.
41:02The new commissioner
41:04of the World Wrestling Federation,
41:08Mick Foley!
41:10What makes people so blind
41:17Never seem to see
41:22Every story has to end
41:28Now it's time for you and me
41:33Can't you make me wrong
41:39I'm not sure that I'm so strong
41:45Now I see
41:48What was the way
41:51What makes us remember
42:01Just to relive all the pain
42:07Why can't we just let go
42:12Come out from the rain
42:18Maybe you could turn around
42:24Maybe you could stay
42:30Maybe I'll take this rain away
42:41I'll watch you
42:46Walk through and disappear
42:49Into the light
42:51I'll call to you
42:57And listen for a sound
43:01In a long and silent night
43:05How could I be so blind
43:17Swear I didn't see
43:22Never saw a moment coming
43:27Never saw a moment coming
43:27You and I hear the pain
43:33All my options gone
43:39I will carry on
43:45I'm not the same
43:48I want the rain
43:52I want the rain
43:52Big Foley!
44:03You're fired!
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45:10Never once did your car ask you for flowers
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45:23Doesn't it deserve something special in return?
45:26They've got speed
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45:51Catch the men's giant slalom
45:53Followed by the women's giant slalom
45:54January 6th on CTV's Sportsnet East
45:57It's here
46:01And it's massive
46:03Watch music
46:04Big, shiny, tunes, vibes
46:06Treble charger
46:08Limp biscuit
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46:17Red Hot Chili Peppers
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46:25Big, shiny, tunes, vibes
46:27Size counts
46:28On Earth Now
46:30The year was 1967
46:38And no one in the world was more famous than Muhammad Ali
46:42It wasn't just that he was the heavyweight champion
46:45It was the theater of the absurd he engaged in before every fight
46:49It got everyone's attention
46:51So it was a surprise when Ali admitted he'd borrowed his big act from someone else
46:56I saw a wrestler once named Gorgeous George
46:58Yeah, I remember
46:59And Gorgeous George was in this TV station one night
47:03I was just a little kid coming up
47:04He said, I'm going to annihilate the bum
47:06I'm too beautiful to be a wrestler
47:08Look at my beautiful blonde hair
47:10If he messes up this hair, I'll kill him
47:12I'll annihilate the bum
47:14I'm going to beat him until he
47:16Until he
47:16He won't know where he is
47:18And if you keep talking about him
47:21I'm going to walk off of your shore
47:22The announcer said
47:23Well, I think he's a good wrestler
47:24And he acted like he was going to hit the announcer
47:25And one of his trainers grabbed him
47:28And he said
47:28I'm leaving this joint now
47:29And come to the arena, Lamar
47:31Because I'm going to take everything that you did
47:33To me out on him
47:34And I went to the Las Vegas convention center that night
47:38And the place was damn packed with people
47:40Cars was lined up for miles
47:42They hated Gorgeous George
47:43They wanted him to beat
47:44But they paid $100 for a rain sack seat
47:46And I know this wrestler
47:48And many of this stuff is a phony
47:49But still, they came
47:51So Gorgeous George walked out
47:53With his pretty silver hair
47:54And he had two blondes
47:56Carrying his robe for him
47:57And he was walking so proud
47:59And people were
47:59Boo!
48:00He said, ah, you bum
48:02Get out of here
48:03Oh, you ain't nothing
48:04And the people were so mad
48:05And when Gorgeous George came out
48:06If he got hit, they just jumped
48:08So I got this from Gorgeous George
48:10I said, ooh, this is a good idea
48:12Look, he's getting rich
48:13So I start talking
48:14I am the greatest
48:15I cannot be the beast
48:17I'm too pretty to be a fighter
48:18I am the king of the world
48:20Hold it, hold it
48:20I'm pretty
48:21Hold it, you're not that pretty
48:22I'm a bad man
48:23I shook up the world
48:25Welcome back to Heat
48:34And I know we showed this footage
48:35Before, MC
48:36But come on, it's Christmas
48:37It's a spiritual time
48:38And my spirits were definitely
48:40Uplifted by Lita's lingerie show
48:43Last Monday at WWF New York
48:45I just wish Lita was there
48:46Last Sunday when we were there
48:48Well, Taz, I'm sure many people
48:50Enjoyed the lingerie show
48:51And no one quite as much
48:52As Dean Malenko
48:53And earlier tonight on Heat
48:54He greeted Lita in the locker room
48:56To deliver a special gift
48:58I know you are
48:59You know, speaking of proud
49:00The other night
49:00The lingerie show
49:01That had to be by far
49:03The greatest present I've ever received
49:05Oh, Dean, thank you
49:06That means a lot to me
49:07This is just between us
49:08But it was just for you
49:11I did that all for you
49:12And I'm really glad you liked it
49:13Did you like it?
49:13Oh, I did
49:14Oh, wow, did I love it
49:15And to show you my appreciation
49:17Of the other night
49:17Uh-huh
49:18Look up
49:18Why?
49:19Because there's something
49:20Up there to look at
49:21Oh, okay
49:22Oh, it's mistletoe
49:25It's mistletoe, Dean
49:26Great
49:27Oh, yeah, baby
49:28These lips are ready for you
49:29There's nowhere to run
49:30And nowhere to hide
49:31Because it is mistletoe time
49:33Okay, ready?
49:34Close your eyes
49:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
49:36I'm not falling for that one again
49:37I'm going to watch this one
49:39Come straight at me
49:40Okay, ready?
49:40Here it comes
49:41Oh!
49:45Oh, ouch
49:46That was Lita's way
49:48Of handling the situation
49:49But later on
49:50Matt Hardy wasn't exactly sure
49:51That was the best way
49:53Jealousy
49:53I'm not jealous
49:55I mean, I just
49:56I care about her
49:57She's our friend
49:58I care about her
49:59I like her
49:59And I'm concerned, Jeff
50:00I'm concerned
50:01Okay
50:02Do you want to call it that?
50:04That's what it's called
50:05Concern
50:06And after tonight
50:07She's not going to have to
50:08Concern herself
50:08With Dean Malenko anymore
50:10Because I'm going to
50:11Take care of Dean
50:11And Dean's out of the picture
50:13She's not going to worry about him
50:14I'm going to take care of Dean, Jeff
50:15Me
50:16So Dean Malenko
50:20The Radicals, Taz
50:21Going to go one-on-one
50:22With Matt Hardy
50:23Matt Hardy
50:24Extremely upset
50:25With the way that her
50:26That his putting lead
50:27Has been treated by
50:29Dean Malenko
50:29As of late
50:30A cool
50:31Good old MC
50:32Michael Kosmore
50:34As your friends call you
50:35Well, it's obvious
50:37Go for one call
50:38Making it
50:39Way to the right
50:40Being accompanied by
50:41Terry
50:41And Terry Center
50:42From Tampa, Florida
50:44Weighing in a corner
50:45150 pounds
50:46In the world
50:47Wrestling
50:48For the race
50:48And fight
50:49Heavyweight champion
50:50Dean Malenko
50:52Can Tony Chimel walk any longer
50:54And slower that idiot
50:55Anyway
50:56Like I was saying
50:57It's obvious that
50:58Dino Machino
50:59Is smitten for leader
51:01And Matt Hardy's jealous
51:03Of Dino Machino
51:04The one-oh
51:05So
51:06The one- aim of the
51:08Then
51:09Go to
51:11One-800-Collect
51:11Louisiana, 1-800-COLLECT, the easy way to save.
51:16And to all of our fans in the Crescent City,
51:17we hope you can join us for the Royal Rumble in New Orleans.
51:21Just a few weeks away, plenty of great seats still available,
51:24and you never know what's going to happen at the Royal Rumble.
51:27In fact, last year, Taz debuted from Dan Ray.
51:31And the company to the rank by Jeff Hardy and Lita
51:35from Kenner, North Carolina,
51:37playing in a 217 round, Matt Hardy.
51:42Taz didn't just debut, Cole.
51:44What did Taz do at the Royal Rumble last year?
51:47Where was it, my man?
51:48Madison Square Garden, New York City, your backyard.
51:51What did he do?
51:52He wrestled.
51:54What? Come on, what did he do?
51:56You wrestled Kurt Angle, the WWE Champion.
52:01Not at the time, however.
52:02That's true.
52:02He was undefeated, and I choked him out.
52:05And to me, it was a big deal.
52:08It was a very big deal.
52:09A very controversial ending, might I add.
52:11Well, of course, everything in my life is controversial.
52:14But anyway, that was then.
52:15This is now Matt Hardy, in my opinion, is jealous of Dean Malenko
52:19because I think Matt Hardy sees Dean's a good-looking guy.
52:23And Lita is, I think Lita actually digs Dean Malenko.
52:26Well, now, wait a minute now.
52:27First off, Matt and Lita are just really good friends.
52:30Yeah.
52:31I mean, so you're trying to tell me that Matt Hardy is jealous
52:34over the fact that Dean Malenko's been trying to hit on Lita over recent weeks.
52:37Well, I think Matt Hardy's trying to hit something.
52:40It ain't Dean Malenko.
52:41Okay, let's be honest, Cole.
52:44I know you don't think women, but let's be honest.
52:46Yeah, let's be honest.
52:47That poem absolutely sucked earlier on.
52:50It did suck, no doubt about it.
52:52That was really bad.
52:53But I had fun.
52:54What the hell?
52:55Well, let me ask you another question, Dr. Ruth,
52:57since you're on the subject of...
52:58Why do you call me Dr. Ruth, Postman?
53:00What's with that?
53:01Well, I want to know some more about this Dean Malenko-Matt Hardy situation.
53:04I mean, you've got to admit, Dean Malenko is persistent.
53:07And yes, he seems to be Smith with Lita.
53:09Are you trying to tell me that Matt Hardy...
53:11You really think Matt Hardy has got a little something for Lita,
53:14a little feelings?
53:15It's just my opinion.
53:16Thank you for what it is.
53:17Oh!
53:17I just think Matt Hardy, you know, he's always defending Lita.
53:20He's always so concerned.
53:22You can see, you know, you can see the, uh, the, uh...
53:25What's the word?
53:26It takes one thing he has to Lita.
53:30That's it.
53:30It takes one thing.
53:32That's great, Kaz.
53:33That was worse than the poem!
53:34Just like we saw on the poem,
53:36a tremendous command of the English language.
53:38Team Malenko cameras away now.
53:40Matt Hardy.
53:41I'm really on.
53:43I'm really on tonight.
53:45They were going to use the championship there,
53:47the light heavyweight championship.
53:48Remembering Timmy White getting it out of the ring
53:50as Malenko hammers away on Matt Hardy.
53:52I'll tell you who better be on tomorrow night.
53:54Who?
53:54Christmas edition of Raw and TNN.
53:56Stone Cold Steve Austin,
53:57because if he's not careful,
53:59Kane may chokeslam him right through the ring.
54:01Well, Kim aside,
54:02the Rattlesnake better watch his back
54:03because Big Red Machine is going to be ready to go,
54:06and the Rattlesnake is going to be ready to go.
54:08That's going to be a hell of a matchup.
54:09It's going to be intense.
54:10It's going to be a Rattlesnake by Malenko.
54:13Here's Dean Malenko now,
54:14cover on Matt Hardy,
54:15and a kick out after two.
54:17Maybe the special on Christmas Raw,
54:18all new Raw tomorrow night,
54:199, 8 Central on TNN.
54:21Perhaps maybe you can get another visit,
54:23Cole St. Nick.
54:24Now maybe Jolly Fat Nick
54:27might get a visit from Tad.
54:29You never know there, rubberneck.
54:31You see Lita cheering Matt Hardy on
54:33as Malenko continues to hammer away.
54:36Malenko's wearing out Matt Hardy.
54:37Look at Matt.
54:38If you tell me he hits Malenko,
54:39you can hear him.
54:40Lita, Lita, I want him, I want him.
54:42I heard him.
54:43He said it.
54:43Stop.
54:44Look, he's like,
54:45Lita, help me, kiss me in my tongue area.
54:48Dean Malenko.
54:49Come on.
54:49Knock him down.
54:50Lick my lips, Lita.
54:53Dean Malenko knocking down Matt Hardy,
54:55and there's the elbow to the back of the head.
54:56These radicals travel like a pack of dogs.
54:59Chris Benoit, the title champion.
54:59Look at Perry Satton.
55:02Look at him.
55:02He's, what, I can't even see Perry Satton.
55:04No matter, he can't see me anyway.
55:06But Perry Satton looks like he's just going to explode
55:08and just kill somebody.
55:09He's so intense all the time.
55:10I love it.
55:10Dean Malenko working on Matt Hardy,
55:12one of the other members of the radicals.
55:13Eddie Guerrero out with a lower back and hamstring injury.
55:16Thanks to the walls of Jericho from Chris Jericho
55:19as Malenko continues the pressure.
55:22Jeff Hardy.
55:22He's got the real chin.
55:23Hold up, Paul.
55:24Let me see.
55:24Analyze the hold.
55:25He's got a hell of a real chin lock
55:26hooked on Matt Hardy, does Malenko.
55:28He's got, well, he had good leverage there
55:31in his knee and his back,
55:31but that's not happening anymore.
55:33That's all the rest of it.
55:34Oh, look at that.
55:35Kick to the midsection.
55:36The knee.
55:37It was a knee.
55:37From Dean Malenko.
55:38And Malenko licking his lips
55:40as he looks at Lee at that right side.
55:43First day with that new tongue again.
55:44Man, you better warm that tongue up.
55:46Hey, after you.
55:47Warming up.
55:49After your Robert Frost-like performance
55:51earlier on tonight, Taz,
55:53I wouldn't be talking about anybody in their tongue.
55:55Oh, first of all,
55:55I'm wearing the Christmas colors,
55:57as everybody knows, orange and black.
55:59I did the Christmas rendition
56:01of The Night Before Christmas, and it sucks.
56:03Oh, what a surprise.
56:04By the way, Taz,
56:05I got a new nickname for you.
56:07Oh, yeah, what is it, Paul?
56:08The fish.
56:09The fish.
56:10Okay, what does that mean?
56:11Because you like worms.
56:13Ha, ha, ha.
56:14Oh, that was great.
56:16Hey, Cole.
56:17Why did, why was six afraid of seven?
56:20Why?
56:20The seven, eight, nine.
56:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
56:24And let it down, Hardy.
56:25Oh, my God.
56:25Counting away with the right hands
56:27to Malenko,
56:27whipped into the corner elbow
56:29from Dean Malenko to Matt Hardy.
56:31Tomorrow night,
56:31Raw is war, TNN,
56:329 o'clock,
56:33in Central Special Christmas Edition.
56:35It's Kane and Stone Cold,
56:37one-on-one,
56:38and a match set up by Mr. McMahon.
56:40Hey, Cole,
56:41you gonna be at Raw tomorrow night?
56:42Of course, I'm always at Raw.
56:43You gonna let you go to Raw?
56:45Of course, they always do.
56:46I never see you today.
56:47I just remember on TV.
56:48I do interviews.
56:50Do you really?
56:50Yeah, JR and a Kane.
56:51Superplex coming up here!
56:53Oh, my God!
56:54I thought he was going for a hurricanrana,
56:56but he was actually
56:57waiting for the Superplex.
56:58Of course you would think that.
56:59There's a cover.
57:00There's a cover by Matt Hardy.
57:01There's two.
57:02Oh, Matt Hardy,
57:03he doesn't want to win here.
57:04He just wants to administer pain
57:06and punishment
57:07to Dean Malenko.
57:10But it was pain and punishment.
57:12You kind of got excited there.
57:14Well, it's a very emotional matchup, Taz.
57:15I mean, Matt Hardy fighting...
57:17Fighting for Lita.
57:18He wants Lita.
57:19Admit it, Cole!
57:20He wants Lita.
57:21I think he's a good friend of Lita.
57:23Dean Malenko is really...
57:24Where does Jeff stand at all?
57:25He's got to wake Jeff up at the time.
57:27He's always, like, snoozing and jelly.
57:28Matt Hardy with a clothesline
57:29to Dean Malenko,
57:31who's in all kinds of trouble.
57:32Well, Malenko brought a lot of this
57:34upon himself, Taz.
57:35I mean, Dean Malenko
57:36really does not know when to quit.
57:39Oh, he doesn't take no for an answer.
57:40No, you're right.
57:41He doesn't.
57:41I mean, this girl Lita,
57:42she doesn't want no part of it.
57:44He just don't see it, man.
57:45I don't get it, man.
57:46Go on to somebody else.
57:47Oh, look out.
57:48Second rope leg dropped to the sternum.
57:50Matt Hardy's got this one won.
57:52Here's the cover.
57:53There's two.
57:53And once again,
57:54Matt Hardy refuses to go for the three count.
57:57Why is he doing that?
57:58Why is he picking him up?
58:00Why is he trying to pin him?
58:01He's trying to punish him.
58:02Because he wants to impress Lita.
58:04Were you asking me the question
58:05or did you just answer it?
58:06I don't know.
58:07It just sounded good for TV.
58:08Oh, look out now.
58:09Could be twist of fate time.
58:10Dean Malenko, nice counter.
58:12Matt Hardy may have gone to the well
58:13once too often.
58:14Look at this.
58:15Texas cover leaf.
58:16That's Malenko's move.
58:17Matt Hardy is using
58:18Dean Malenko's own maneuver
58:20against it.
58:21The Texas cover leaf.
58:22Malenko's going to tap out.
58:24He's going to tap out.
58:25Wait a minute.
58:25Terry's down on the apron.
58:26And Lita's got Terry.
58:30Lita's got Terry.
58:31Meanwhile, Malenko feet on the ropes.
58:33Malenko steals one.
58:35Wow.
58:37Whoa.
58:38Malenko's feet were on the ropes
58:39and he stole one.
58:41Matt Hardy wasted way too much time.
58:43Should have went for the pin when he had it.
58:45And the radical strike again, baby.
58:48Wow, that was heavy.
58:50Taz, let's take another look.
58:51Dean Malenko rolling Matt Hardy up
58:54and check out Malenko
58:56using the ropes here for leverage.
58:58It was Matt Hardy
58:59using Dean Malenko's own maneuver.
59:01The Texas cover leaf.
59:03The distraction by Perry's downer.
59:05And Taz, check it out.
59:06Malenko with a schoolboy
59:08and he used the ropes for leverage.
59:10Tremendous, tremendous,
59:11tremendous stuff by the router.
59:13For Taz, I'm Michael Cole.
59:15Happy holidays.
59:16Don't forget tomorrow night,
59:17Raw, 9, 8, Central, TNN.
59:19Stone Cold and Kane!
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