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Below Deck Down Under follows yachties as they work and play on a super-yacht sailing around Australia. The series also showcases a unique additional challenge for the crew as the guests expect not only an adventure on the water but also underwater with scuba diving and other activities as some of the main attractions of the region.
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00:00I'm like a sexy chicken.
00:03Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!
00:09We are now going to watch some never-before-seen footage.
00:13Oh, we love never-before-seen.
00:16Ay, the secrets. Come out.
00:18The secrets.
00:19Oh, my God, what could this be?
00:25I like to take it outside of the bedroom, maybe,
00:29so maybe, like, we like to do adventurous things
00:32and if we're out in nature.
00:34I don't know why I thought he was bisexual at the beginning.
00:37The way he carries himself is so elegant, so graceful.
00:41This cannot be this perfect.
00:47She thinks I'm interested in Usman?
00:50Even if that's not the case,
00:52she wants to make sure that he has no interest in you.
00:54When I was in a symbol with Usman,
00:56he told me he thought Chantel was cute
00:58and, like, why are you calling another girl pretty to me?
01:06I'm a little gun-shy.
01:08I haven't been on a date in, like, four years, maybe five years.
01:11He was just living with a girl in Brazil for, like, a month.
01:15Like, it's cool just, like, living with people
01:17and not taking them on dates.
01:19He does his thing.
01:20That was not his first date in five years.
01:22Bull .
01:23I heard that you paid for her to have a male stripper
01:26and you felt turned on watching her with a male stripper.
01:29Yeah, I bought her a stripper.
01:30But, again, context is king.
01:33Context is king.
01:35Because you've been talking about me too
01:38for the last seven years
01:39and now it's my turn.
01:41When Courtney asked me
01:42if she could say something to team
01:44and I say, go for it.
01:45Because if she wouldn't do that,
01:47then I wouldn't have the opportunity
01:49to say that in front of everybody.
01:51Throw the up!
01:53Double CC, hunt for love, take one, mark.
02:01Hump for love.
02:02Hump for love.
02:03It's the hunt for love,
02:05but some of these singles think that it's the hump for love.
02:10All right, Rob, saddle up, partner.
02:12All right, let's do it.
02:14This is gonna be good.
02:15Oh, I'm anxious.
02:17Why? It's gonna be exciting!
02:20All right, let's do this thing.
02:22All right, Cole, we're gonna get to watch
02:24your breakfast date with Jen.
02:26This is gonna be awkward.
02:31Hola.
02:32Hola.
02:33Are you hungry?
02:34Wow!
02:35I got you something.
02:36She is a fashionista,
02:38so she was getting pretty upset
02:40because she wore the beautiful baby blue dress thing.
02:43So she didn't want to actually, like, get in the pool
02:45because she didn't want to get it wet.
02:46Let's get out of here.
02:47Go, go.
02:48I'll take the train.
02:49Wow.
02:50Let's go there.
02:51Okay, there you go.
02:54I'm gonna dry you off.
02:57Yeah, of course.
02:58I don't want to inappropriately touch you.
03:01You can touch me a little bit.
03:03That's so Latina.
03:04Do you see her reaction?
03:05She was like, touch me a little.
03:07He was like, I don't want to inappropriately touch you.
03:09I was like, bitch, stop being weird.
03:11Touch my ass.
03:12I hate saying this out loud, but if the guy's like, we're having a conversation and clearly I like him.
03:24If he leans in towards my face and goes, can I kiss you?
03:27I'm like, oh, you just it up.
03:29Just kiss me.
03:30Like, I need you to be a little aggressive.
03:32Like, don't ask me permission.
03:33May I touch you?
03:34Why are your hands not on my ?
03:36Sorry.
03:37Sorry.
03:38Sorry.
03:39Yeah, I mean, I like to do weird things with my partner.
03:47What kind of weird things does she like to do?
03:51Yeah, like, um, I don't know an example.
03:54Do you have any weird or kinky stuff you're into?
03:59Honestly, not really.
04:01On dating apps, so many guys want their , and I'm like, no.
04:05No way.
04:06Yeah, like, I think that's a thing now.
04:09I'm like, no, I don't want to eat your .
04:11So you've never did a lick?
04:12Ew, no.
04:13I've licked a .
04:14Ew.
04:15If you're really sexy and, like, we're into it, like, all that .
04:18But, like...
04:19I've never been that turned on.
04:20Are men shaving their ass cracks now?
04:21No, they're hairy.
04:22They probably have, like, dingo berries and stuff.
04:24They're like, ew.
04:25Now you're terrible.
04:26Oh, you took an easy one.
04:27That's not true.
04:28Mm.
04:29More escalating.
04:30Ah.
04:33He looked scared, though, didn't he?
04:35Yeah.
04:36Here we go.
04:38Yeah.
04:39All right.
04:40Cole came off like a church boy.
04:44He seemed like he was in unfamiliar territory with the questions and the implications of, like,
04:50oh, well, what does Jen want me to say right now?
04:54All he thinks that sex is is making love while she's trying to .
04:59So it's like, you got your two types.
05:02And I feel like Cole was sensing that she's trying to .
05:06And he was like, oh, what do I do with this?
05:11I like to take it outside of the bedroom, maybe.
05:14So maybe, like, we like to do adventurous things and if we're out in nature.
05:18What do you like?
05:19Are you bi?
05:20I don't know why I thought he was bisexual at the beginning.
05:24So do you like outdoor sex is what you're saying?
05:27Yes.
05:28Yes, I like outdoor sex.
05:29At the beginning, he has this very, like, elegant mannerisms that you don't usually see in a man.
05:41I don't know, he's, like, the way he presents himself, the way he hurries himself is so elegant, so graceful that men are usually not like that, you know?
05:53And he's handsome.
05:54He's un papacito.
05:55Entonces, it was like, this cannot be this perfect.
06:02Like wild animals.
06:04Wild.
06:05Wild.
06:06Wild.
06:07I don't even have words, like, uh.
06:10Did she ever try to get you to have sex, like, outside in your backyard?
06:13No.
06:14No.
06:15No.
06:16No, she didn't.
06:17She never asked me either what I liked or, uh, anything about that.
06:24I'll have to save the rest for you later.
06:26I don't want to scare you.
06:27Tim, what do you like?
06:30I'm a boring and I don't get laid ever.
06:33I like it when, like, someone kisses me on my back or, like, licks me.
06:39Licks you?
06:40Yeah, I like to be licked.
06:41Licks you where?
06:45I like being licked.
06:46What can I say?
06:50Do you like torturing me?
06:51We go hiking.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Yeah, absolutely.
06:54But, yeah.
06:55We are going to watch Tanya give cult advice.
06:59Oh, yeah.
07:00I need to give advice.
07:01Oh, yeah.
07:02I want to see that.
07:03God.
07:05Part of the reason that I did want to come and talk to you today is because my sense was that you walked into this not necessarily fully believing that you were going to find somebody.
07:15Oh, yeah.
07:16100%.
07:17Does that feel right?
07:18Yeah, yeah.
07:19And I don't want you to walk around and experience this retreat that way.
07:21Yeah.
07:22I want you to walk around in your full cult energy with, you know, hope, but for real.
07:28I remember this.
07:29Even now, you're holding my eye contact.
07:32Like, you're really paying attention.
07:34Yep.
07:35You're absorbing what I'm saying.
07:36Well, we all got some skills, I guess.
07:40I thought Tanya was hot.
07:41I wanted to ask her on a date, but I found out she was married.
07:43That pissed me off.
07:45I want to ask her out, too.
07:47Don't you think she's hot?
07:49She's smart.
07:50She's patient.
07:51She's funny.
07:52She's got a rocking body.
07:53Okay, enough.
07:54Enough.
07:55She's married.
07:56But, yeah, she's great.
07:57I also like another girl.
07:58Who?
07:59All right, who's that?
08:00Kourtney.
08:01Kourtney.
08:02Okay.
08:03Yeah.
08:04All right, Kourtney has a big personality.
08:05Tell me a little bit about the connection.
08:06She's super smart.
08:07Okay.
08:08I wasn't, like, intimidated or, like, thought I had to be impressive or cool or anything.
08:12I was surprised Colt wanted to talk to me.
08:14I was like, did you see me at the freaking workshop?
08:16Like, and you wanted to talk to me?
08:18Like, thank you.
08:19Yeah.
08:20I knew he had his eye on you.
08:23How?
08:24He was always looking at you.
08:26He was always like...
08:27Like, he would, like, kind of catch a little glimpse and he was, like, looking like...
08:30This was my first time meeting Colt in person.
08:33I thought he was gonna be more...
08:34Like, whenever I see him on TV, he'd always be, like, fighting or yelling or doing something.
08:38And screaming and being crazy.
08:39Yeah.
08:40I thought he was gonna be crazy and I'm like, oh, he's, like, quiet and sweet and, like...
08:43Right?
08:44It was weird.
08:45The first night after the masquerade, my feet were killing me and I was like, I need to take these shoes off, right?
08:49And he was standing there and he puts his arm out, like, to hold my arm so I can take my shoes off.
08:53Then I take my shoes off and he took them from me and held them.
08:56And then he walked me back to my room and I was like, what a joke.
08:59I hated you when I met you at the tello, but now I love you.
09:02Aw.
09:03He was such a sweetie.
09:04So, talk to me about the pillow.
09:06This pillow.
09:07I remember that conversation well.
09:09It's been a few years.
09:10I noticed the pillow as soon as I walked into the room and for a moment I was like, what is, like, what is that?
09:20I thought it was weird for him because of what it represented for him.
09:23Dude, you're not gonna be happy and engaging here if you go home every night and lay your head on that pillow of yourself.
09:31Like, it's not gonna work out for you.
09:34Like, what are we doing?
09:36How do you feel when you look at that guy?
09:38Well, he was going through a divorce or a marriage or some point in his life that he didn't want to be a part of.
09:43The fact that Tanya walked into Colt's room to talk to him and she pointed at the pillow and it did not faze her.
09:50That Colt had a pillow of himself, like, if that were me, Coach or not, I'd be like, what the is wrong with you?
09:56Yeah, that is wild. He sleeps with a pillow of himself.
09:59He looks way cuter with shorter hair.
10:01Yeah, he looks, oh my God, without the beard and the super crazy long hair, much better.
10:05We are gonna watch some never-before-seen footage. This is a chat Tiffany and Chantel had about you.
10:14Oh, okay.
10:16Why would Courtney tell Usman that I told her he was a scammer?
10:26Wait a minute.
10:28They had a thing, right? Clearly.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Somewhat of a thing. We don't know, right?
10:32Right.
10:33Could that maybe be her petty way of, like, taking you off the plate for him?
10:38Like, she said this about you, so, because he was saying, I think Chantel is beautiful. I like Chantel.
10:45When I was in a symbol with Usman, he told me he thought Chantel was cute and I did feel a little jealous.
10:52Like, why are you calling another girl pretty to me and I'm here on a date with you?
10:57But I was never trying to, like, eliminate Chantel from the competition.
11:01If she wanted him, like, girl, have him. I don't care.
11:04I would have to eliminate the whole world. He's flirting with the entire world.
11:08Like, I don't think Chantel was competing with me for Usman.
11:11I agree. I think Tiffany saying that was out of Les Field and I don't, I think she was just saying it to, like, boost her friend up, honestly.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Do you think that that was her way of saying, like, she called you a scammer, so you don't like her?
11:23I hear you. I see you.
11:25I see you.
11:26She wants to make sure that he has no interest in you. Maybe. Maybe. I'm just saying.
11:31To, like, help her out with him.
11:33Maybe.
11:34Maybe.
11:35What I thought I knew about Courtney and Usman's interactions, I feel like I'm kind of getting a little more understanding of what it is.
11:40Yeah.
11:41Because I didn't know that Courtney was sold on Usman.
11:45Yeah, she was.
11:46She was?
11:47Yeah, she was.
11:48So that makes me feel like, okay, then I think that Usman walked in feeling a little too confident about Courtney.
11:55Yes.
11:56And thought, ooh, I got one. Let me see if I can see if I can do better or find somebody else while I got, you know, I don't have to worry about her.
12:02Exactly.
12:03Still, it reads as, like, they're trying to make sure that their person that they're interested in is not interested in someone else. So they try to make you look bad, right?
12:14What?
12:15I'm not saying that's what she did, but it could be.
12:19She thinks I'm interested in Usman?
12:21Even if that's not the case, she wants to make sure that he has no interest in you.
12:26She thinks I'm interested in Usman?
12:29I mean, I'm a hot keg, girl.
12:31Like, all the guys you do with nobody, I think is as good as me.
12:35I'm good looking.
12:36I'm Niger.
12:37I'm talented.
12:38I have so many things going on.
12:39I'm not ugly for sure.
12:40I know that.
12:41Susan, who you think I'm interested?
12:43Maybe she's doing that in her own defense, too, because sometimes I don't understand women.
12:47She may be having the interest, actually, but she'll be like, you think I'm interested in Usman?
12:52Come on, girl.
12:56You know, I actually own six tarantulas.
12:59Are you serious?
13:00Yeah.
13:01That's some weird , bro.
13:02I know.
13:03Like, pet spiders just are dumb.
13:04What?
13:05What do you do with them?
13:06You can't cuddle with a spider.
13:08They're interesting to look at.
13:10So you just watched it, like, in an aquarium?
13:12Nah.
13:13I've never met, like, a cool person that was slaying that own tarantula, so you're like
13:18the anomaly.
13:21So we're going to watch the van ride to the club.
13:24The van ride to the club.
13:26We're all very excited.
13:27Like a field trip.
13:30Are you guys excited?
13:31I'm so excited.
13:32Yeah.
13:33I'm ready to party.
13:34Yeah, it's dance fever.
13:35Who can cut a rug?
13:39That outfit was on point, though.
13:41That was good.
13:43You remember Tim's boots?
13:44Which boots were they, though?
13:46They were, like, the super slutty ones, like the knee-high ones.
13:48They were, like, up to here.
13:49And they were, like, leathers and .
13:51Oh, yeah.
13:52I do remember those boots.
13:53Oh, my God.
13:54The would walk in and it was like .
13:55Him and them boots with, like, the jeans.
13:57Like, these type of jeans and the boots up to here.
14:00And everything just tucked in into the boot.
14:04I have a little surprise for you.
14:06This is something that Tim would wear.
14:08And I want to see if you could pull it off.
14:11Oh, God.
14:17It reminds me of Zorro.
14:19I don't think I've ever wore boots like this.
14:21Ever in my life.
14:23I don't even know how to put them on.
14:25Now, do you, like, you know, with this type of boot,
14:27do you kind of tuck your jeans into it or...?
14:30He did tuck his jeans into it, actually.
14:32So...
14:33Okay.
14:34You want to be authentic about it.
14:35Oh, yeah.
14:36We've got to get both of those on.
14:37I think he's onto something.
14:39Because it's kind of sexy, kind of forbidden.
14:43It takes a lot of effort.
14:44My heart's racing.
14:47Look at that.
14:48Oh, sexy guy.
14:50I feel good, actually.
14:52These are comfortable.
14:53They made me want to...
14:55What's that one dance?
14:56The river dance?
15:01It's like those guys be like...
15:03It's like the quick feet.
15:05I got some of that 10 energy going.
15:08Gotta go find me a cockle.
15:10Listen here, bookaroo.
15:13Giddy up, cowboy.
15:17How's it going?
15:19I'm gonna meet you down in the hot tub.
15:21I'm gonna get in this hot tub.
15:23Get in this hot tub.
15:27Get away from me.
15:28Come on, man.
15:30I just want to have a good time here.
15:32You are the one who keeps running on that.
15:34Can somebody help me out here, man?
15:37I don't understand what she's saying.
15:38That's it.
15:39I'm done.
15:40I'm done.
15:41I'm done.
15:42Okay.
15:43Finally.
15:44I'm done.
15:45Interesting shoes.
15:46Probably wouldn't take them off the rack, though.
15:49Yeah.
15:52In Colombia, she made me go to our mom's house and eat ants.
15:55What?
15:56I didn't want to eat those ants.
15:58The insides gushed in your mouth.
16:00All he did in Colombia was to complain about everything.
16:02Like a princess.
16:04They have huge asses and little bodies.
16:08Sounds like a Latino.
16:10Right.
16:11I mean, he's the only person that has come to Colombia and hasn't enjoyed it.
16:17I tried to take him to beautiful natural parks, and he was complaining and saying, oh, you just brought me to see a bunch of parrots and things like that.
16:28And I was like, this is the beauty of my country.
16:31And he just wanted to be doing manicures and, like, drinking Coca-Cola.
16:36And he definitely didn't try hard.
16:39I'm an aesthetic nurse now.
16:42They do injections now.
16:44Don't need that.
16:45Oh, my God.
16:46Lord, help us.
16:48I can do a assessment, and then I can administer a girth shot.
16:54Women have breast implants, and men have injections.
16:58Makes sense.
16:59And more people are lined up to get those injections than you might think.
17:03Is it dangerous?
17:04No.
17:05Yeah?
17:06It's not dangerous.
17:07It's just filler for the penis.
17:08It's called a girth shot.
17:09So when it's soft, you can see the amount of girth that you've gained after you have it.
17:14And then that same girth is there.
17:15It stays with it.
17:16Yeah.
17:17When it grows.
17:18Like a really big needle?
17:19Yeah, it's a long needle.
17:21But the penis is completely numb.
17:23I don't want you to come after my with an injection, man.
17:25That's...
17:26You could just not look.
17:30We're gonna get to watch some of the Colts dancing.
17:35I'm excited.
17:36I hope they don't show me dancing.
17:38Oh, my Lord.
17:45Oh, this would be funny.
17:56I compliment his confidence.
17:58I compliment Colt-y confidence.
18:01Because at some point, I feel like Colt was feeling stranded.
18:07And just trying to be himself and be happy by himself, you know?
18:19Colt's always going to Brazil or always going for Latina women.
18:21Like, why have none of his women taught him to dance or do baton?
18:24Right?
18:25Like, what?
18:31Is that the funky chicken?
18:33Oh, I've seen that.
18:34Oh, why the is he wearing that sweater?
18:36I love him so much.
18:37Look at this.
18:38Oh.
18:39Cold.
18:40Cold.
18:41Cold.
18:42Cold.
18:43Cold.
18:44I gotta tell you.
18:45What?
18:46What?
18:47You gotta tone it down.
18:48It's not attracting the girls.
18:50Let's do...
18:51Okay, so let's do one, two, three.
18:53Boom.
18:54Oh, boom.
18:55One, two.
18:56There you go.
18:57Hey.
18:58I've never really danced before in my life.
19:00So that was kind of like my first time on a dance floor.
19:02Maybe like at a wedding with my mom or something.
19:05You know, ha-ha dancing.
19:06But never like that.
19:08I don't know if she felt sorry for me or she just wanted to help.
19:11But I felt great.
19:12You know, here's a part of the pretty school here, you know?
19:14Taking interest, wanting to help me.
19:15I felt like there was a little flurry connection between Shinto and I felt like she kind of...
19:20Not just then, but also, like, afterward.
19:22In the bus on the way back, she was a little flurry too.
19:24But yeah, I'm definitely...
19:26I was attracted and probably still attracted to Chantel.
19:29I mean, who is it?
19:30Who isn't, man?
19:31She's beautiful.
19:32Oh, another one.
19:33One, two, three.
19:34Bump.
19:35Yeah.
19:36Bump.
19:37Bump.
19:38I feel like at this moment, you're realizing that there's no hope.
19:42And like, it was a good idea and thought.
19:44And then you're like...
19:45Abandonation.
19:46Abandonation.
19:47Abandonation.
19:48Abort.
19:49Abort.
19:50Can you dip me?
19:51Try it.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:53Whoa.
19:54It was really fun dancing with him as soon as we just calmed down his dance moves a little bit.
20:00But don't you think that you went and helped Colt, even though you don't know Colt that well and you had like a little bit of drama to tell all, it's still like kind of a dysfunctional family.
20:10It's family.
20:11It is.
20:12And when I watched that.
20:13And when I watched that of you, I literally felt that.
20:15Yeah.
20:16Of like, that's Colt.
20:17He's part of us.
20:19He's got his flaws.
20:20He's got his flaws.
20:21But like poor guy's making a fool of himself and you try to go and help him.
20:24Yeah.
20:25And I would say that's admirable.
20:26Oh, thank you.
20:28Yeah.
20:29There we go.
20:30You got it.
20:32That's better.
20:34That's better.
20:35I want you to do your best impression of Colt dancing.
20:40Yes.
20:41This is the best.
20:42No.
20:43That's great.
20:44No, that's too good.
21:03Like a sexy chicken.
21:07Join in.
21:08That's the best I can.
21:12So I heard there were nicknames at the resort.
21:15I want to hear what were they?
21:17Yeah.
21:18What the is my nickname?
21:19Go ahead.
21:20Mama Tiff.
21:21Mama Tiff.
21:22I thought he was going to be like bitch.
21:23No.
21:24Annoying bitch.
21:25No, I would never.
21:26No.
21:27Okay.
21:28Cole Cleavage.
21:29Cleavage.
21:30I love those slutty shirts.
21:31Honestly, I'm your number one fan with them shirts.
21:33Like you show in that.
21:34And you come in and you're like.
21:36They gave me so much for my attire.
21:38What?
21:39I thought you dressed fine.
21:40More color.
21:41More color.
21:42I'm like, I don't look good in color.
21:43I need black and white.
21:44I need black and white.
21:45That's all I like.
21:46Cleavage.
21:47All right.
21:48We are going to watch Rob.
21:49You and Elise get into a fight.
21:51Yeah.
21:52Which fight?
21:53Because we get into a fight.
21:54Oh, wait.
21:55This is the first fight?
21:56Who knows?
21:57Or one of the other three fights?
21:58We want to see all of them.
22:00Give me that boom boom.
22:01Rock through my body.
22:03Are you trying to holler at Jennifer?
22:05I just asked them the same question.
22:07I am in.
22:08I am.
22:09I am.
22:10All right.
22:11Look.
22:12Conflicted on talking to Jennifer.
22:13Some kind of hot clock again.
22:14Wait, you're conflicted on talking to her.
22:16This you.
22:17Girl, are you in the ?
22:19I will, um, I'm gonna definitely, like, put my name in the basket.
22:26I almost died when I seen you, like, peeking out behind, like, the fern.
22:31It reminded me of, like, the Kim Kardashian meme where she's like...
22:36Can you reenact it?
22:37Like, go over to that tree and then, like, peek around the bush.
22:40Can you...
22:42Sure.
22:43Let's do it.
22:47That's literally you.
22:48I need this meme.
22:49Can somebody send me this meme?
22:53Like, I see you talking to Jennifer and, like, you're, like, going up to Jennifer and, like...
22:57What's wrong with that?
22:58No.
22:59Oh.
23:00This is, like, the second date and there's already drama about, you know, dating other people.
23:06I think it's as soon to be as stuck to anyone.
23:09If you like somebody else, that's okay.
23:12Yeah, but the first 24 hours of the most important time you took out of...
23:15It's not the first 24 hours.
23:17Because we're here for three weeks.
23:18Okay.
23:19One day of you giving me attention is not some, like, I ruined it for you.
23:23I think that everybody could tell that Elise was very mad at me.
23:30And I think that the reason is because Rob didn't want to keep dating her and choose to pursue me, which...
23:38Yeah, I mean, I had no control over it.
23:41And if that was his decision, oh, he should respect that.
23:46And it's a winner to know when to lose.
23:49And to know how to lose.
23:51Oh.
23:52And not fight for a man or get worked out for a man.
23:55Like, you didn't do that.
23:57You didn't do that.
23:58I feel like I can't do anything right with you because, like...
24:01No.
24:02You should not be yelling at me on the second day.
24:03That is the wrong thing to do.
24:04Karim, but you also shouldn't be giving me a three when everyone else...
24:08I just kissed him.
24:09Facts.
24:10You gave her a three.
24:11I gave everybody a three.
24:12Everybody got a three.
24:13You know what it is?
24:14That's the pretty girl syndrome.
24:15They're so used to simps that have kissed their ass their whole life that when a guy like you or me comes around is like, hey, you're not as perfect as you think.
24:28Their mind is alone.
24:30That's why Jen started calling me gay.
24:32And that's why Elise is like, Rob's an asshole.
24:35Yeah, because I didn't try to her on the first day.
24:38Yes.
24:39And I didn't give her tens across the board to, like, gas her up.
24:42You should have dismissed him and been like, get away from me, you peasant three.
24:46Oh, no.
24:47See, no.
24:48Nobody ever listened to him for advice.
24:51He'll get somebody in trouble, boy.
24:53That's crazy.
24:56Don't tell me about me.
24:57This conversation that we're having right now, we've had three times now.
25:00Okay, then just stop talking about me.
25:01How about that?
25:02Then why do you keep coming over to me?
25:03Just keep my name out of your mouth and move the on and meet someone else.
25:06He's such, like, a slime loser.
25:10Okay, I will do that.
25:12Done.
25:13Ooh.
25:18To be honest, to this day, if I look back on it, I don't really think it was a good kiss.
25:22Like, it was like, whatever.
25:23Like, he's also, like, too short and just not my time.
25:26Yeah, you have to, like, bend down to kiss him.
25:28Girl, I showed him to my girlfriends at home and they're like, Elise, what are you doing?
25:32What the were you doing?
25:34Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:36That is not what you did.
25:37Like, I'm, like, going after, like, the NFL players, the NHL players, like, singers, like, actors.
25:43Rob, like, I'm embarrassed.
25:46Like, I'm so embarrassed.
25:47Yeah.
25:48I feel every time I lower my standards, I immediately regret it.
25:52Like, you feel like, oh, let me be open, give a guy a chance.
25:55Immediate regret.
25:56Next, we're going to watch a Never Before C moment.
26:00And this is you and Tim chatting.
26:03Never Before C.
26:05So, I see that, uh, you've been talking with, uh, Courtney?
26:08Yeah.
26:09You like Courtney?
26:10Yeah.
26:11Actually, I do.
26:12That's cool, man.
26:13Yeah, I didn't know.
26:14I didn't know I would like her.
26:16Yeah, I mean, sure, I do like Latinas.
26:19I'll never probably say no to one, but it wasn't until I met Courtney that I felt like I had any connection with anybody.
26:24We just kind of hit it off.
26:26I mean, just talking with her, I found out that Courtney and I had a lot in common.
26:29We both traveled a lot, you know, and we kind of had the same values, and we were just talking about random things.
26:34We were just really natural connection.
26:36It was great.
26:37It definitely opened my eyes, because I feel like there was maybe a possibility that we could advance our relationship beyond just friendship.
26:45Did you, have you ever met her?
26:47I never met her in person.
26:48Okay.
26:49Have y'all, like, ever talked online or anything?
26:50Not really.
26:51Is that your type, though?
26:52No.
26:53No.
26:54Yeah, it's not.
26:55I was thinking she's not your type at all.
26:56Not at all.
26:57Because if you look at Larissa, I like me.
26:59All that, three Latinas in a row.
27:01He likes Latinas, but I think Colt likes anybody.
27:04Colt's a horny mother .
27:06I'm very surprised that Colt always find these attractive girls that are interested in him.
27:11We always want to base everything on looks, and, like, Colt's not, you know, the best-looking dude ever.
27:16Neither am I.
27:17Neither am I.
27:18And, but I mean, if you walk around, I'm sure you see a lot of good-looking dudes with girls that you're like, what does he see in her?
27:23And vice versa.
27:24You know, he can get better than that.
27:26She can get better than him.
27:27But there's something that attracts them to each other.
27:29So I don't judge Colt.
27:31I mean, he pulls more than me.
27:34I don't know.
27:35Colt's figured it out.
27:36I have not, you know, I kind of admire him for that in a way.
27:40I mean, he does pretty well for himself.
27:43Well, the funny thing with Courtney, I remember the first time at the masquerade party, and she's friends with one of my exes.
27:50Which one?
27:51Jess.
27:52Yeah.
27:53Colt is not my type either.
27:54Like, nobody at this resort is my type.
27:58I want a man with a good career, stable, like, dad bod, will be, like, there for me and the children.
28:05But I'm trying to be open and, like, explore something new, because clearly my type is not working.
28:11But then we spent time yesterday.
28:12We had lunch.
28:13We hanged out.
28:14Well, I like her.
28:16When I saw Colt, I was like, oh, my God.
28:18Because I've talked to his exes, Larissa, Vanessa.
28:22I've met Jess in Vegas.
28:23They've all said bad things about him.
28:26They're like, oh, he's a liar.
28:28He's a cheater.
28:29He's a manipulator.
28:30I was surprised by his personality.
28:32I thought he was so sweet.
28:34The day of the Flirting 101 class, I was just wandering around looking for lunch.
28:37And then I ran into Colt, and we just chilled for, like, a few hours, ate lunch, talked.
28:43And he was really funny and smart.
28:45We had a good time.
28:46Like, I don't want to judge somebody based on, like, a toxic relationship they had in the past.
28:52Tiffany told me, Courtney told her that she was crushing on you bad.
28:56What?
28:57No, I'm serious.
28:58No.
28:59I swear to God.
29:01Mother can't keep a secret.
29:03Does that really happen?
29:04Yeah.
29:05Courtney told you, and you told him?
29:07She was like, I think I want to get to know Colt.
29:10And I was like, I'm surprised.
29:11That was so weird.
29:12Yeah.
29:13So I told Tim.
29:14So, like, she was talking to Tiffany and was like, she even said, I didn't think that
29:19I would feel that way about Colt, but I'm really digging.
29:21Right?
29:22That's what I feel.
29:23Well, damn.
29:24It sounds like y'all might have a match from heaven, bro.
29:25She might be your soulmate.
29:27He broke girl code.
29:29Yeah, he did.
29:30He's not one of the girls.
29:31Yeah.
29:32He's one of the boys.
29:33It's the problem with the crossover.
29:35Girl code to boy code don't transfer.
29:37Wait, what the is boy code?
29:38Boy code is if she says she likes your homie, go tell him.
29:41Wait, okay.
29:42Because she's not going to make the first move, remember?
29:45That's true.
29:46Wait, so if a guy tells you a secret, what's a boy code?
29:49Oh, die on that.
29:50What?
29:51That's girl code also, so you're one of the girls.
29:53See, but the difference is if my homie tells me that he likes that girl, I'm not
29:57going to go tell that girl that he likes her.
29:58I'm going to tell him, like, go talk to her.
30:00Or I'll punch him.
30:01You're not telling Courtney to go talk to Colt.
30:04Because you're not supposed to.
30:05Exactly.
30:06So the only way it works is if the guy you told goes to tell the guy, so he will go
30:10talk to her.
30:11So girl code and guy code kind of like work together.
30:13If you don't make it a problem.
30:18You got me there.
30:19All right, ladies, guess what?
30:24What?
30:25It's game time.
30:26Oh, no.
30:27It's called pick me up.
30:29And this is inspired by Flirting 101.
30:32Each of you is going to approach the other one on the couch, give your best pickup line,
30:38and see if your partner will invite you to sit on the couch.
30:41Hey, how's it going?
30:42Oh, thank you for me.
30:43My name's Tim.
30:44How are you?
30:45I'm Chantel.
30:46Chantel, you're beautiful.
30:47I noticed you from way back over there.
30:50Yeah, you look great.
30:51Hi.
30:52Hi.
30:53I'd like to take you to the movies.
30:54Yeah?
30:55I'm back here.
30:56I'm dancing to the pretend music.
30:57Psst.
30:58Hey, sexy.
30:59But they don't let you bring your own snacks in.
31:00Oh.
31:01Do you mind if I have a seat?
31:02Oh, no.
31:03No.
31:04No.
31:05No.
31:06No.
31:07No.
31:08No.
31:09No.
31:10No.
31:11No.
31:12No.
31:13No.
31:14No.
31:15No.
31:16No.
31:17No.
31:18No.
31:19No.
31:20No.
31:22No.
31:23No.
31:24No.
31:25What kind of snack are we talking, baby?
31:27You're the .
31:34I'm really into that shirt you're wearing.
31:35You like this shirt?
31:36Yeah.
31:37It makes your eyes look extra sexy.
31:38Oh, you like my eyes?
31:39Yes.
31:40Can I get close to you and sit next to you and kiss you maybe?
31:43Yeah.
31:44Sure.
31:45Excuse me, miss?
31:47Yes?
31:48I'm Cole.
31:49I noticed you from across the room.
31:51You look so elegant on this couch.
31:53And I noticed your shirt.
31:54Me?
31:55Yeah, you.
31:56And I got you a drink.
31:57Pink.
31:58My fave.
31:59No, no, no.
32:00You want pink?
32:01Please.
32:02Right here.
32:03All right.
32:05Cheers.
32:06Great job.
32:07You have beautiful eyes, by the way.
32:08Also matches your shirt.
32:09Better than Rob's?
32:10No.
32:11Not better than Rob's.
32:12Yeah, yeah.
32:13Let's go back.
32:14Okay?
32:15Hey.
32:16Hey.
32:17You got no pen?
32:18No pen?
32:19No paper?
32:20What does that mean?
32:22Will you still draw my attention?
32:25I'm being my pants.
32:32Are you just like in town for business?
32:34You were like a business woman.
32:36Well, actually, I'm a travel nurse.
32:38You're a travel nurse?
32:39Yeah.
32:40Do you want to play doctor?
32:41Just like inspect each other?
32:42Well, this is getting just really awkward.
32:45I like how your glass matches your dress.
32:48The challenge is over.
32:49I think he's just doing it for funsies now.
32:54The next clip we're going to watch is you texting May out.
32:58Oh, no.
32:59Not this scene.
33:00I was very nervous.
33:01I remember this.
33:05How are you doing, May?
33:07I didn't see you yesterday.
33:08Yeah, I was at the, um, the...
33:11The other thing?
33:12Yeah, the other event.
33:13The hot top thing?
33:14Yeah.
33:15How was that?
33:16It was good.
33:17Cole actually looks cute.
33:18Have you been going on any dates?
33:20I haven't gone on any dates.
33:21Okay, okay.
33:22I'm a little gun shy.
33:24I haven't been on a date in like four years, maybe five years.
33:27That's a lie.
33:29I saw him with some girls on social media.
33:32Got it.
33:33Got it.
33:34Got it.
33:35Yeah, yeah.
33:36He was just living with a girl in Brazil for like a month.
33:39Like, is Cole just living with people and not taking them on dates?
33:43I don't know.
33:44I feel like Cole was lying because I've seen him on social media with girls.
33:47Like, I've seen him post pictures with girls and like girls he's talking to.
33:50And then I ended up seeing all the drama where he was talking to one girl.
33:54He was talking about the girl he was dating, but still talking to some other girl.
33:57He does his thing.
33:58That was not his first date in five years.
34:00Oh .
34:01So, if you're not having any dates planned, would you be interested in going on a date with me?
34:15Cold.
34:16We vibe.
34:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:18But dating, I'm not sure about this.
34:20Okay.
34:21I'm just, to be honest, like I just have to be super honest about that.
34:23Okay.
34:24Yeah.
34:25I would give him a seven out of ten because it was his first time.
34:30Because it was coming from a place feeling very sort of marginalized, I guess, because he didn't feel like he measured up to the other men that were there.
34:41So, watching him have the nerve, the courage to approach May in that way, I think for effort, I'm going to give him a seven.
34:50And I think it was important for Colt to hear the no.
34:52I think it was important for Colt to know that that no doesn't necessarily change anything about him.
34:58Like, it doesn't make him less than.
35:00But definitely I'm open and just like getting to know you.
35:06Right.
35:07Take it slow.
35:08Yeah.
35:09Yeah.
35:10And she's being super honest here.
35:12Yeah.
35:13Yeah.
35:14I understand.
35:15God bless her heart, but damn.
35:18Like, it was a train wreck.
35:20I thought there was a chance, maybe a fool's hope, that she would say yes.
35:24I thought there was at least a general interest, a general curiosity, but she shut that down real quick.
35:29Like, the plague.
35:31And she didn't want any of that zombie apocalypse.
35:34She was like nailing in the door so I wouldn't even get in.
35:37I'll see you later.
35:41You know what I do?
35:42I know guys don't get enough compliments.
35:43I know that.
35:44Right?
35:45Yes or no?
35:46True.
35:47Okay.
35:48So, I love catcalling guys with all my heart.
35:49So, whenever I'm in a car, I'm not kidding.
35:51Whenever I'm in a car and there's like a hot guy in the car next to me, I'll literally like tap my window.
35:55Like, put your window down.
35:56And he'll put his window down.
35:57And I'm like, you are gorgeous.
35:59What?
36:00And they're like...
36:01I ain't never in my life.
36:02That is so wild.
36:03And...
36:04Come on.
36:05Wouldn't you love it if that happened to you?
36:06For sure.
36:07Even if the bitch is ugly.
36:08For sure.
36:09You'd be like...
36:10I'm like, damn.
36:13So, I do that.
36:14I do it.
36:15I do it.
36:16Yeah.
36:17It's fun.
36:18It's like, which time?
36:19I know.
36:20Yeah.
36:21Good question, Carlo.
36:22That's a good question.
36:23I don't know.
36:24I'm really confused.
36:25Hi.
36:26So, did you see Jen, Granny and Cole?
36:28Yeah, I don't know what she does right here.
36:31Like, we're all here trying to meet somebody, right?
36:33So, it's like...
36:34I heard that you paid for her to have a male stripper
36:37and you felt turned on watching her with a male stripper.
36:42The first time that I found out about that,
36:44because she told me during that first date,
36:46and then we segued into sexual fantasies,
36:48she's like, well, you know,
36:50Tim wanted me to dance with strippers.
36:52So, you know, are you into that?
36:54That's kind of how it felt.
36:55Okay.
36:56So, she might be trying to weed out, like, the Tims of the world.
36:58Maybe.
36:59Or maybe she's just looking for a better-looking version of that,
37:02because she actually does like that.
37:03Oh.
37:04So, would you do that?
37:05No, I wouldn't do that.
37:06Not my personality type, personally.
37:08You wouldn't hook up with her, but you like to watch.
37:16Don't play her.
37:17I don't understand why she keeps trying to spin this into a gay thing.
37:24Courtney, when she get drunk, she will spill anything,
37:27and then that will cause trouble.
37:29Because almost all the fight that happened in that resort,
37:31she was the cuss.
37:32She was the lady of the party in that resort.
37:35She was doing making all the trouble happening,
37:38she was doing cussing it.
37:42I don't know.
37:43Why are we still talking about seven years ago?
37:44I don't get it.
37:48Tim's been talking about Jen the whole retreat.
37:50Yeah.
37:51So I'm like...
37:52What time?
37:53What are you doing?
37:54Going around saying all the about me to everybody.
37:56I like men.
37:57I like watching strippers.
37:58Man, I'm like, what is this ?
38:02It was like a total game of telephone.
38:03It was like a game.
38:04So I'm like, okay, you're passing me this note.
38:05Then I have to read the note to the class or something.
38:07Yeah.
38:08If somebody told me don't say anything,
38:09I wouldn't say anything.
38:10But if they're telling me stuff, then...
38:13Free game.
38:14Okay, because Usman did tell you not to share the stripper story
38:19that he heard from Jen.
38:21I forgot I threw the key away when Usman told me that.
38:29Everybody saw it.
38:30Everybody saw what?
38:31You pay a stripper to Dan look for me.
38:34Okay, so what?
38:35But you're saying I want it for me?
38:36But Dan, why do you want to buy that?
38:38The real story is my version, and it was nothing like that.
38:43Who accepted it?
38:44Who accepted what?
38:45Did you pay for a stripper to dance with me?
38:47Yeah, I bought her a stripper.
38:49But again, context is king.
38:52Context is king.
38:54Jennifer had told me her ex was very controlling and very jealous.
39:00So we were hanging out, and we were bored one night,
39:03and something came up about strip clubs,
39:05and she was like, I've never been to one.
39:07So I asked her, like, you want to go to one?
39:08And she was like, you would take me to one?
39:10I was like, yeah, no big deal. Let's go.
39:12So we went, and she picked.
39:14I paid the guy.
39:16He danced for her.
39:17And it was really sweet.
39:19And then she turns that around into, like, Tim didn't touch me,
39:23and he just wanted to watch other men dance on me.
39:26Like, nah, Tim was trying to show you that he wasn't your ex.
39:30That's all it was.
39:32Not true.
39:33What's going on here?
39:34Why you can't be mature and just let it go?
39:36Why you let it go?
39:37Everybody knows the truth.
39:38No, because you're telling everybody.
39:39Because it is the truth.
39:40Because you have been talking about me, too, for the last seven years,
39:44and now it's my turn, and I have to do it, too.
39:47When Courtney asked me if she could say something to Tim,
39:50and I say, go for it, I don't care.
39:54To be honest with you, I think that Courtney motives were not to hurt me,
40:00but to unmask Tim.
40:03And I actually am grateful that she did that.
40:07Because if she wouldn't do that, then I wouldn't have the opportunity
40:10to say that in front of everybody.
40:15Throw the up!
40:19Next time on Between the Sheets, you're Jen.
40:21Okay.
40:22Sure, of course, I'm Jen.
40:23Want to wash my dirty pants?
40:26Oh, robe.
40:29But this all started because you came up to us
40:31and said this thing about the...
40:33My boss, shoot!
40:34I spoke back.
40:35You cannot depend on Courtney for Girl Code.
40:38It doesn't work that way.
40:40You can be like, you can't tell anyone this, or my dog will die.
40:43But if she has a drink?
40:44That's it.
40:45your dog.
40:47I mean, she should be with somebody who is so much better.
40:49Not you.
40:50You're nothing.
40:52Right now, I look more man than me,
40:54and I will stand on this forever.
40:56The ladies have to struggle to see that .
40:59I'm gonna beat you.
41:00All right, come here.
41:01Come here.
41:02Oh, my God.
41:04I've never been so hurt in my life after that night.
41:07Don't you go to sleep before I beat you in Mario Kart.
41:10You think they're playing Mario Kart?
41:12Hell no.
41:13Who would be Mario in this?
41:14Cole.
41:15Rob is probably King Bowser Cole.
41:17He wants to save the princess,
41:18but the princess is busy as Bowser.
41:20This is so unexpected, but I like it.
41:23Any sane person would be like,
41:25this, I'm out.
41:27This, I'm out.
41:28This, I'm out.
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