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FULL HOT TEEN MOVIE

A pair of horny college guys get summer jobs at a sexy cheerleader camp.

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Transcript
00:00:00Oh
00:00:08Smell a cheerleader camp in the morning
00:00:30Oh
00:01:00No, no Felice you need to lock a Hy-Vee in the
00:01:13Brit would you be a sweetheart and show Felice a Hy-Vee
00:01:20Ladies this isn't some pillow fighting slumber sleepaway camp for sexually frustrated women you're here to work
00:01:28You're here to
00:01:42Excuse me
00:01:54Hi, excuse me, can you just
00:01:58Oh
00:02:00Tell me which
00:02:02One second
00:02:05Man you really like cheerleading, huh? Please hold on one second
00:02:12Oh my god, she's a professional
00:02:21All right, let me see
00:02:23Mike maintenance, huh?
00:02:25Me too
00:02:27I'll show you your cabin
00:02:29Quick, um, why was that girl not wearing...
00:02:40Oh, that is an excellent question
00:02:42In the immortal words of Mr. Justin Timberlake
00:02:46Wardrobe malfunction
00:02:48But I can see your ass
00:02:49Did you really?
00:02:50Yeah
00:02:51Good, that's what they hope the judges will see
00:02:53You see, Mikey
00:02:54You see, Mikey
00:02:55Michael
00:02:56Those young, soft, perfect, thrusting, throbbing
00:03:01Okay, now you're just saying adjectives
00:03:03This is cheerleader camp, man
00:03:05A place for those girls to come and learn their skills and hone their craft and to compete ultimately on a national
00:03:11Albeit regional cable stage for the whole world to see
00:03:14Okay, but she was naked
00:03:16Okay, who judges these things?
00:03:18Um, judges, I guess
00:03:20Horny old men judges
00:03:22Who find it better to masturbate to these adolescent girls carrying pom-poms in person than to download this shit for free off the internet
00:03:31Okay
00:03:33But why is she naked now?
00:03:35I mean, there's no judges here
00:03:41Oh, wow
00:03:43That guy's pretty good
00:03:44Oh, yeah
00:03:45That's Trey
00:03:46He's the head of the whole janitorial maintenance department
00:03:53So seriously, this is the place to be for the summer
00:03:56It's like pussy central
00:03:57All these hot, young girls
00:03:59Away from their boyfriends
00:04:01All sexed up
00:04:03And all the other guys are gay
00:04:04Wait, what?
00:04:05All the guys are gay?
00:04:06All of them, except for me
00:04:08And
00:04:09What?
00:04:10Oh, my God
00:04:11You're gay
00:04:12What?
00:04:13You're a bone smoker
00:04:15What?
00:04:16Fudge packer, poop pusher, sausage jockey
00:04:19How do you say it in your language?
00:04:20What language?
00:04:21The gay language
00:04:22Look, hey, I'm fine with it
00:04:24I was curious when I was 13
00:04:26Wanted to see what a dick looked like
00:04:27Picked up a few magazines
00:04:28It's cool
00:04:29All right, well, there is no language
00:04:31I'm not gay
00:04:32Okay
00:04:33Oh, Jinkies
00:04:34I am so sorry
00:04:36It's all right, dude
00:04:37New meat
00:04:38You a cheerleader, handsome?
00:04:40Uh, no, uh, maintenance
00:04:42Then you work well with a stick
00:04:44Jesus
00:04:45Hey, big guy
00:04:46Hi, Sean
00:04:47Oh, my God
00:04:50Oh, my God
00:04:52I know who you are
00:04:53I
00:04:55I don't know you
00:04:56Oh, I know you
00:04:57Have you guys met in a bar?
00:04:58Truck stop?
00:04:59Bathroom?
00:05:00Hotel room?
00:05:01YouTube
00:05:02I gotta go
00:05:03You're the choker
00:05:05Choker
00:05:06Choker?
00:05:07The gay language
00:05:09What does that mean?
00:05:11So the thing is, the past couple years
00:05:12I've been a little heavy
00:05:13But I've been on this new diet plan
00:05:15And I've lost some weight
00:05:16So I really think this is gonna be my year
00:05:18Oh, well, good for you, man
00:05:19Thanks
00:05:23Oh, be careful what you touch
00:05:24It gets a little sticky in here
00:05:27Alright, this is our room
00:05:29See?
00:05:33This is our bunk
00:05:37You can take this one
00:05:39I'll take the top
00:05:42Oh, thank goodness
00:05:44My diet aids have arrived
00:05:46I've been waiting all week for these
00:05:48Oh, yeah?
00:05:49Some special food or something?
00:05:52Yeah
00:05:53Sort of
00:05:57You, uh, drop your flashlight
00:05:58I think it's broken
00:06:02What is the lax?
00:06:03It's not a real flashlight
00:06:04It's a badge light, see?
00:06:06It's great for my masturbation diet
00:06:11Come on, it's the greatest
00:06:12You know, it's the first diet
00:06:13That I've ever been able to stick to, you know?
00:06:15And I've tried them all
00:06:16I've tried the Atkins
00:06:17And the Zone
00:06:19But, you know, with this one
00:06:20You know, they say
00:06:21That a diet won't work
00:06:22Unless you can really stick to it
00:06:23For your whole life
00:06:26And with this one
00:06:27I don't really think I can
00:06:29You're joking, right?
00:06:30I mean, masturbation diet
00:06:32There's no way that can exist
00:06:34Yeah, well, tell that to Dr. Sakamura
00:06:36Who invented it
00:06:37I mean, it's huge in Japan
00:06:38It just hasn't caught on in America yet
00:06:40But it will
00:06:41I'm like an early adopter
00:06:46See, every time you spooge
00:06:47You burn, like, a hundred calories
00:06:49So, all you have to do
00:06:50Is keep the number of spooge sessions
00:06:52Over the number of calories you eat in your set
00:06:55Then I can eat pretty much whatever I want
00:06:57See, I've already lost, like, five pounds
00:07:00Well, I don't know, maybe, like, three
00:07:03You know, I don't think that's my bunk
00:07:05What?
00:07:06Um, yeah, I'm gonna get another one
00:07:10Uh, that's cool
00:07:12Well, we could stick around
00:07:14Read some magazines
00:07:15Get naked
00:07:24Oh!
00:07:27Are you okay?
00:07:29I'm so sorry
00:07:30I'm...
00:07:31Oh, my God, are you okay?
00:07:32Me?
00:07:33No, you
00:07:34I tripped
00:07:35I tripped into you
00:07:37Oh, no, no
00:07:38I'm fine, really
00:07:40You're really hot
00:07:41What?
00:07:42Sweating
00:07:43Oh
00:07:45I mean, you know, you're really hot there
00:07:46In, you know, in your beaver
00:07:48I mean, you know, you're just bright pink
00:07:52In your, uh, your beaver
00:07:54Costume
00:07:56Okay, uh, let me get you some water
00:07:59No, no, no, I'm fine
00:08:00Really
00:08:01You're really good
00:08:02At falling?
00:08:03No
00:08:04I mean, no, backflips
00:08:06I saw you earlier
00:08:07Are you a cheerleader?
00:08:08No
00:08:10Oh, you look really familiar
00:08:15Well, I used to, I used to be a gymnast
00:08:19Did I give you permission to take your mask off, rodent?
00:08:22Rodent?
00:08:25Move it, move it
00:08:26You owe me a backflip
00:08:27Um
00:08:29Michael
00:08:33This is an exciting year for cheerleader camp
00:08:35Not only will our final event be aired on sports channel
00:08:39And not only will the winners receive a partial college scholarship
00:08:44But with us today is cheerleader camp's first ever celebrity judge
00:08:50Miss Charlene Tilton
00:08:51Many years ago, Charlene and I shared a common path
00:08:55We both went to the same high school
00:08:57Although Charlene came some years before me
00:09:00Her legacy carried on
00:09:02No matter what I did, I could never live up to her reputation
00:09:05Nothing could even compare to the Queen Charlene Tilton
00:09:09Although I didn't have the same advantages as she did
00:09:12Daddy's bankroll, the boob job, the nose job, the tummy tuck
00:09:15What was I saying?
00:09:16It was Charlene made the varsity cheerleading squad
00:09:19And because of her naked persistence and her lust for success, so to speak
00:09:24This led her to the glamour of Hollywood
00:09:26And she landed a star role on Dallas
00:09:30And I ended up here
00:09:32Here
00:09:35This led her to the glamour of Hollywood
00:09:38And she landed a star role on Dallas
00:09:41And I ended up here
00:09:43I'll be in my cabin getting a drink
00:09:49Miss Charlene Tilton, everyone
00:09:58She looks pissed
00:10:00I'd do her
00:10:02So, well Charlene's obviously a big celebrity
00:10:04And she needs to get her rest
00:10:06Do they all keep the costumes on?
00:10:08The mascots?
00:10:10It's like a law of the mascots
00:10:11I'm not sure to take advantage of this movie
00:10:13Well, how do they eat?
00:10:15With the, you know, the mask on and everything
00:10:17I don't know, but that girl is totally giving you the eye
00:10:22How can you tell?
00:10:24Oh, you could tell
00:10:26Just look
00:10:28Did you see that?
00:10:30Right there
00:10:32What?
00:10:33Come on, it's not the eye eye
00:10:34You gotta look, look at the body language
00:10:36Look at that
00:10:37Oh my god
00:10:38Dude, you should totally go talk to her
00:10:40Really?
00:10:41I'm serious
00:10:42Dude, oh my god, she's smiling at you
00:10:43Really?
00:10:44You gotta go
00:10:45I'll go
00:10:46If you're not going, I'm going
00:10:47I'm going
00:10:48I'm leaving
00:10:49I'm gonna go do it
00:10:50I'll go, then go
00:10:51I'll go, then go
00:10:52Get up and go then
00:10:53If you leave, then leave, then leave
00:10:54I'm going
00:10:55Hi
00:10:56Uh
00:10:57It's really good to see you
00:10:59Um
00:11:00You remember you from before
00:11:01Yeah
00:11:02I hope, you know, you're feeling better now
00:11:04And, uh, you know, you're cooling off
00:11:06Because you were really hot
00:11:07Before from running
00:11:09Oh, thank you
00:11:10Well, I'm happy to see you here
00:11:12And obviously we wouldn't be anywhere else
00:11:13Because we're both here
00:11:14And
00:11:15Oh, thank you
00:11:16Well, I'm happy to see you here
00:11:17And obviously we wouldn't be anywhere else
00:11:18Because we're both here
00:11:19And
00:11:20Oh, thank you
00:11:21Um
00:11:22So, um
00:11:26Why, uh, why
00:11:42Why are we here?
00:11:43Do you want to take the mask off now?
00:11:46I wanna
00:11:47No
00:11:48You don't wanna
00:11:49You don't want him.
00:11:51It's, uh, very...
00:11:55Michael?
00:11:56Oh!
00:11:58Oh, no.
00:11:59Wait, wait.
00:12:01Uh, wait.
00:12:02Hold on.
00:12:03Just, hey, sexy.
00:12:05What the?
00:12:06I thought that was a girl.
00:12:08Uh, I didn't know.
00:12:10How dare you fooling around out here with this little man pussy?
00:12:15I'm not gay.
00:12:16Sure, you might be impressing this little monkey ass here.
00:12:18But I will not let you disrespect a squirrel image like that.
00:12:22Take it off right now.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:24Oh, he's naked.
00:12:26Just leave it on.
00:12:31Look, I...
00:12:32I swear, okay?
00:12:33I didn't know that this was a guy.
00:12:36I thought it was...
00:12:37No, I'm not gay.
00:12:38Heh, you know what?
00:12:39It's okay.
00:12:40Don't be ashamed.
00:12:41It's cheer camp.
00:12:42We're very accepting of gays here.
00:12:44Wait, just don't...
00:12:44Hold on a second.
00:12:45Wait, stop, stop, stop.
00:12:48Bottoms up.
00:12:59Well, this is gonna cost me like eight sessions.
00:13:05Hey, man, how'd it go?
00:13:07It was a guy.
00:13:09The mascot.
00:13:10It wasn't her.
00:13:10It was a squirrel and a guy.
00:13:12Right.
00:13:15I was wondering about that.
00:13:17Those beaver teeth didn't look quite...
00:13:19beaver-y enough.
00:13:21You knew this?
00:13:22And you didn't bother to tell me
00:13:23before I put my hands over his ass?
00:13:26Beaver, squirrel, it's the same difference.
00:13:28Plus, you were already gone by the time I realized.
00:13:30You know, wait.
00:13:32You touched it?
00:13:33Did it move?
00:13:34Even a little?
00:13:35Stop it.
00:13:36Well, I mean, it kind of figures.
00:13:38I mean, in the real world,
00:13:39you're not exactly a chick magnet.
00:13:40What?
00:13:41Hey, look, man.
00:13:41I'd have a fighting chance
00:13:42if you didn't just make everyone think
00:13:44that I was gay all the time.
00:13:45You're doing a fabulous job
00:13:47of that all by yourself.
00:13:48You know what?
00:13:48I bet you could never get
00:13:49two really super hot chicks
00:13:51to let you fuck them at the same time.
00:13:53What?
00:13:54What?
00:13:54How do we even get to that?
00:13:55That's my goal for the summer.
00:13:57Two chicks at the same time.
00:13:59Three sixty-nine is a real calorie burner.
00:14:03You're joking, right?
00:14:04Are you kidding me?
00:14:06Did you not have a childhood?
00:14:07That's like every little boy's fantasy, man.
00:14:10You know, it's like the difference
00:14:10between pounding it out in a sock,
00:14:12which is, you know, like, that's okay,
00:14:14and, like, fucking a watermelon.
00:14:18Which is incredible.
00:14:20Wait a minute.
00:14:21Fucking a watermelon?
00:14:22Are you kidding me?
00:14:22You never stuck your dick in a watermelon?
00:14:25Um, you know, let me think about that one.
00:14:27Nope.
00:14:27It's the best.
00:14:29You know, I used to do it all the time
00:14:31before my diet aids came.
00:14:32You know, I was in this very kitchen,
00:14:34fucking away.
00:14:35Hey, look, here's one right now.
00:14:36This one's mine.
00:14:39Dude, someone can eat that, man.
00:14:42You know, your dick has less germs
00:14:43than your hands do.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:45So that's a little piece of knowledge.
00:14:46All right, Stallion,
00:14:47let's make a little bet.
00:14:48Whoever can get two chicks
00:14:50to let you fuck them at the same time first
00:14:53wins.
00:14:55You know, I've never said anything
00:14:56about being a Stallion.
00:14:58And just so you know,
00:14:59I'm fine with one, okay?
00:15:01I'm gonna focus on that.
00:15:02Huh?
00:15:03Yeah.
00:15:03Why not?
00:15:05Whatever.
00:15:06One's good.
00:15:07Hey, guys.
00:15:09Uh, what's this out here about a bet?
00:15:10There is no bet.
00:15:12Uh, yes, there is a bet.
00:15:13We're seeing who can get a three-way first.
00:15:15And, just to clarify,
00:15:17with two girls...
00:15:18Well, I'll take a piece of that action.
00:15:19What's the winner get?
00:15:21Um, besides having sex with two chicks,
00:15:23the glory, man.
00:15:24The glory!
00:15:26Works for me.
00:15:27Come on, guys.
00:15:28Let's go clean up.
00:15:29Come on.
00:15:29Oh, fine, Mr. Watermelon.
00:15:31Great.
00:15:41No!
00:15:42No!
00:15:43Wait, no!
00:15:44Don't eat that.
00:15:44What?
00:15:45What's wrong?
00:15:47Uh...
00:15:47It's my butt, right?
00:15:48Oh, it's too big.
00:15:50Natalia keeps telling me
00:15:51I cannot eat anything with sugar.
00:15:53No, no, no.
00:15:54You're...
00:15:54No, no, it's not your butt.
00:15:55Your butt is, uh, perfect.
00:15:57I mean...
00:15:58Um, yeah?
00:15:59You know...
00:16:00Oh, I'm sure you tell all the mascots that.
00:16:03Oh, I...
00:16:04I didn't mean it.
00:16:06Oh, no.
00:16:07Um, listen, about that.
00:16:09Look, I know it would look like it,
00:16:11but...
00:16:12Newbie.
00:16:13I need you to take out the trash, okay?
00:16:14Anyway, um...
00:16:19Trey is so cute.
00:16:21Am I right?
00:16:22What?
00:16:23I...
00:16:23Let's hear it for...
00:16:34The Beavers!
00:16:35Woo!
00:16:36Woo!
00:16:37Woo!
00:16:38Woo!
00:16:39Woo!
00:16:40Woo!
00:16:41Woo!
00:16:42Woo!
00:16:43Woo!
00:16:44Woo!
00:16:45Woo!
00:16:49Yeah!
00:16:50Woo!
00:16:50Woo!
00:16:50Woo!
00:16:50Woo!
00:16:53Woo!
00:16:53Woo!
00:16:54Woo!
00:16:54Woo!
00:16:55Woo!
00:16:55Woo!
00:16:56Ye!
00:16:57Woo!
00:17:01Now we go see...
00:17:01Woo!
00:17:02Woo!
00:17:02They've gotten really great this year.
00:17:09They might actually even win.
00:17:13Win's the number two spot, you mean.
00:17:16Check the microphone!
00:17:32All right, so here's the basic method to changing light bulbs.
00:17:44It's really a science, right?
00:17:46You climb up in the rafters, and you change the light bulb.
00:17:49But once you're there, you stay up there as long as you can
00:17:51so the girls forget about you.
00:17:53And then it's like a porno.
00:17:55Seriously, they start touching each other.
00:17:57Right.
00:17:58I'm serious! It's great!
00:17:59It's especially helpful for those little, you know,
00:18:02deposits to the spank bank, which, I don't know about you,
00:18:05but my account is running a little low
00:18:07with almost ten withdrawals a day, if you know what I mean.
00:18:10Masturbation.
00:18:12Sure.
00:18:14Wait, don't you want to knock first?
00:18:16Okay.
00:18:17Damn it! It's empty.
00:18:29No.
00:18:30Okay.
00:18:32All right.
00:18:33This is it.
00:18:34This is where the magic happens.
00:18:38All right.
00:18:39What?
00:18:40A new one?
00:18:46Okay, let's go.
00:18:48Oh, my pussy.
00:18:49They're coming in to take a shower.
00:18:50What?
00:18:51We're gonna take a shower.
00:18:52Let's go.
00:18:53I think I pulled a hammy.
00:18:54Are you betting that?
00:18:55You should go see Mrs. Simmons after your shower
00:18:56and ask for the...
00:18:57Talk to them after practice.
00:18:58Yeah, everything is okay, as they said,
00:18:59as long as you get the assurance from the school.
00:19:01Since I'm in.
00:19:02Great.
00:19:03I'll get the registration paper.
00:19:04Ladies, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:19:05I'm concerned about a little weight gain.
00:19:06Oh, wait.
00:19:07I promise.
00:19:08It's just PMS.
00:19:09I'm a little bloated is all.
00:19:10Yeah, Brant.
00:19:11Me too.
00:19:12What?
00:19:13What?
00:19:14What?
00:19:15What?
00:19:16What?
00:19:17What?
00:19:18What?
00:19:19What?
00:19:20What?
00:19:21What?
00:19:22What?
00:19:23What?
00:19:24What?
00:19:25What?
00:19:26What?
00:19:27What?
00:19:28What?
00:19:29What?
00:19:30What?
00:19:31What?
00:19:32What?
00:19:33What?
00:19:34I don't have a total.
00:19:35Yeah, Brant.
00:19:36Me too.
00:19:37It's PMS.
00:19:38Definitely.
00:19:39Well, it does seem like your boobs are a little bigger.
00:19:40Let me see.
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:44Yeah, they're definitely bigger.
00:19:45Yeah, they're huge.
00:19:47I mean, they must be like a D now.
00:19:48What are you guys doing?
00:19:49We're comparing breast sizes.
00:19:54Oh, .
00:19:57Oh, .
00:19:58Oh, , forgive me.
00:19:59What?
00:20:00Just XXX.
00:20:01What are you doing here, you purse?
00:20:03I was just changing my mind.
00:20:04Oh, you're stupid.
00:20:05You can't imagine.
00:20:06Sir, get out of here.
00:20:09Yeah, purse.
00:20:12Sir?
00:20:14Hey, man, that was awesome.
00:20:16I must have burned like 400 calories with that.
00:20:19I love European women.
00:20:20Hey, I'm going to head back to the cabin for round two.
00:20:23OK.
00:20:31I didn't order this.
00:20:36Crap.
00:20:39My parents sent it.
00:20:41It's a pummel horse.
00:20:43Your parents want you to be gay?
00:20:45No, it's for gymnastics.
00:20:49They're just thinking, um, never mind.
00:20:52What do we got under here?
00:20:54Yeah, I see a space for something under there.
00:20:56I could put like a couple, you know, dildos or something under there.
00:20:59The tickler.
00:21:00You know?
00:21:01And slide across it.
00:21:02Hop on.
00:21:04Pump through a couple of times.
00:21:06Got a bow on it and everything.
00:21:08I just really want you to be gay.
00:21:11And maybe put, I like that.
00:21:12Put the badge right here.
00:21:13That's good.
00:21:14And pump.
00:21:15And maybe somebody tickle my butthole.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17That one really good.
00:21:18Seriously.
00:21:19And do you get really sweaty on this?
00:21:21I bet you get really sweaty.
00:21:22I would slip off.
00:21:23See, we're going to need to get some high grip tape so I don't slip off.
00:21:26Because I would get going.
00:21:27And if I could go with the lube and shit, I'm going to fly right off if I'm not locked onto it.
00:21:34Time to wake up and sneak back into your own box.
00:21:38It's time to cheer!
00:21:39The city's sidewalk breaks in ten.
00:21:45Another day away.
00:21:47I never thought I'd follow you.
00:21:50All right.
00:21:51So the trick is, just turn this on like this.
00:22:07This is...
00:22:08And...
00:22:13We're off the sprinklers!
00:22:20Is everything with you a beer commercial?
00:22:22Ah, yes.
00:22:26Come on, you guys!
00:22:27Keep going!
00:22:28Excuse me?
00:22:29He's going to pick her up.
00:22:30He's going to pick her up.
00:22:31Here it comes.
00:22:32Here it comes.
00:22:33Here it comes.
00:22:34Here it comes, here it comes.
00:22:58Turn off the sprinklers!
00:23:00You guys! No, no, no, no. You're dead.
00:23:10And let's have a big round of applause for the squirrels!
00:23:13Thank you, squirrels!
00:23:15And next up, we have the beavers!
00:23:18Take it away, beavers!
00:23:24Where's Natalia? Where's Zach and Zahn?
00:23:27Miss Simmons, we can't start now.
00:23:30But Miss Simmons, our captain's not here.
00:23:35Just go anyway!
00:23:37I'm not here anyway!
00:23:39Bad, bad, bad boy bass!
00:23:43I feel the sound! I feel the bass!
00:23:47I feel the music, you know?
00:23:49I feel the sound! I feel the bass!
00:23:51I feel the sound! I feel the bass!
00:23:53I feel the bass!
00:23:55No, stop! Cut the music!
00:23:57Natalia, you need to be up here!
00:23:59I'm sorry, Miss Simmons!
00:24:01Oh, I forgot to tell you, they joined my team.
00:24:06Ow! Ow!
00:24:07Ladies, please!
00:24:08These are off of me!
00:24:09Oh, you're both suspended!
00:24:11Now, what happened?
00:24:13Natalia and the boys just wanted to be on the winning team for once, that's all.
00:24:17There is no rule against them joining our team.
00:24:19But they cannot do that, can they?
00:24:21Well, I'm going to have to have a look, but something tells me...
00:24:23If they are injured at this camp, they can join any team they want.
00:24:26My father's lawyer checked the bylaws. It's perfectly legit.
00:24:29But what are we going to do then?
00:24:31Well, if you can't get more members to perform, I'm sorry, but you're not going to be able to compete.
00:24:36I mean, you can always stay here at camp and work on your skills, but...
00:24:39But then we're not going to be eligible for the scholarship!
00:24:41Aw, did the skanky beaver want to go to college?
00:24:53Dude, it just really sucks for them, man.
00:24:59I bet those girls are really vulnerable right now.
00:25:03I bet we could convince them to have a three-way with us.
00:25:06I don't want to have sex with you and a girl.
00:25:09Oh, dude, will you stop being so frickin' faggy?
00:25:11I don't want to have sex with you.
00:25:13I want to have sex with them.
00:25:15And you might be there.
00:25:17Strictly for moral support.
00:25:19Hold on.
00:25:21Hey.
00:25:23Hey, hi. I never got your name earlier.
00:25:26It doesn't matter. I'm leaving.
00:25:30It's Sophie.
00:25:32Sophie.
00:25:34Look, Mrs. Simmons is looking for more cheerleaders. Why don't you just do that?
00:25:38I can't. I can't do what they do.
00:25:40You could do a double backflip with a 40-pound beaver on your back.
00:25:4350 pounds.
00:25:45But I'm... I'm not cheerleading material.
00:25:49It would be really great.
00:25:51I just... I look better inside a costume, not outside of it.
00:25:55If you know what I mean.
00:25:57Not really.
00:25:59Look, do you want that scholarship?
00:26:01Forget it. How'd the girls are leaving tonight, the rest of us in the morning?
00:26:05Do you want the scholarship or not?
00:26:08Hey, Mikey, come on. We gotta go fix that window.
00:26:11Get that fucking trash, too.
00:26:26Dude, just forget her, okay?
00:26:29She's one girl.
00:26:30One girl who will never, ever let you fuck her while she's going down on another chick.
00:26:36I mean, that's just the facts. That's the way it is.
00:26:38But here's the best part.
00:26:40There are a million girls here who would love to do that for you.
00:26:43You know, if she had her own squad, she'd be able to realize just how good she really is.
00:26:50Yeah, right.
00:26:51So now all we need to do is find a place with a bunch of limber, athletic girls
00:26:56who look good in practically no clothes
00:26:58and who are willing to dance around on stage in front of a bunch of people.
00:27:02If such a place existed, I'd be there all the time.
00:27:06Wait a minute.
00:27:13I don't know. This doesn't just be cool. It's gonna be awesome, alright?
00:27:18Look, dude, we're not going into the back and fucking you with some stupid...
00:27:27No, no, no, no. It's not like that.
00:27:29Real cheerleaders for a...
00:27:31It's a real cheerleading competition, okay?
00:27:34And there's gonna be college scholarships for the winners.
00:27:37What's that?
00:27:38College?
00:27:39College. Well, whoopity-doo.
00:27:41Lot of good that's gonna do us here.
00:27:43Shit.
00:27:48I'm leaving. Let's keep something out of here.
00:27:51Hey!
00:27:52Hey, hey, hey!
00:27:54Michael.
00:27:55Um, Michael.
00:27:56Did you say something about a scholarship?
00:27:58Yeah.
00:27:59Um...
00:28:00It's, uh...
00:28:01You know...
00:28:02Partial...
00:28:03Scholarship.
00:28:04That's...
00:28:05Oh, my God!
00:28:06Oh, my God!
00:28:12Whoa!
00:28:13Shit, Sean!
00:28:14What are you doing here?
00:28:15Right.
00:28:16That's why you're all naked walking down El Paso de Gabo.
00:28:19Michael?
00:28:20What?
00:28:21Get down.
00:28:22Michael?
00:28:23Is that you?
00:28:24Yeah.
00:28:25What are you doing here?
00:28:27Uh...
00:28:28Skinny dipping.
00:28:30Here?
00:28:31Now?
00:28:32Sure.
00:28:33It's the perfect time of night.
00:28:35Join me?
00:28:36Um...
00:28:37Well...
00:28:38Mmm...
00:28:39Cold stuff.
00:28:40You're gay, so...
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:42What?
00:28:43What?
00:28:47Stop!
00:28:48Stop!
00:28:49Stop!
00:28:50Are you okay?
00:28:51Fine.
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:53It's good.
00:29:01Stop!
00:29:03Am I making you nervous?
00:29:05No.
00:29:06Nope.
00:29:07Not at all.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:09Wow.
00:29:10Stop!
00:29:11Stop!
00:29:12Stop!
00:29:13Michael!
00:29:14What is wrong?
00:29:15Um...
00:29:16Listen, sister.
00:29:17He's with me.
00:29:18Oh!
00:29:19No.
00:29:20I'm not.
00:29:21Yes, you are!
00:29:22It's not what it looks like.
00:29:23Wait, that...
00:29:24Is this?
00:29:25Look.
00:29:26I...
00:29:27I...
00:29:28I'm not with you.
00:29:29What are you talking about?
00:29:30What are you just talking about?
00:29:31Sorry, um...
00:29:32I'm leaving tomorrow and...
00:29:34You two make a great couple.
00:29:36No!
00:29:37We don't make a lovely couple.
00:29:39Not at...
00:29:40Wait!
00:29:41No, we don't make you!
00:29:42What the fuck is your problem?
00:29:43We...
00:29:44Fuck!
00:29:45Oh, Miss Tilton?
00:29:59Yeah?
00:30:00Nothing.
00:30:01It's great you're doing this.
00:30:03I'm thrilled.
00:30:06What are you, 12?
00:30:07You don't even know who I am.
00:30:09Oh, you're wrong.
00:30:10You're an inspiration to these girls.
00:30:13Really?
00:30:14Oh.
00:30:15Well, you've probably seen me on reruns of Happy Days, Married With Children, or...
00:30:21Maybe even my starring role in Problem Child 2.
00:30:24Classics.
00:30:25More importantly, you were a varsity cheerleader that made something of herself.
00:30:30Oh.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:34I'm sorry about what happened to your team today.
00:30:37That Britney is a piece of work, isn't she?
00:30:40Hey, but listen.
00:30:41Listen.
00:30:42You're just gonna have to toughen up there, kid.
00:30:45That kind of thing is gonna plague you your whole life, huh?
00:30:49Aw.
00:30:51So...
00:30:52Are you gonna quit?
00:30:54Do I have a choice?
00:30:56No.
00:30:58You should quit.
00:31:00Hey, Britney's ruled this world.
00:31:02You know.
00:31:03Uh...
00:31:05Thanks?
00:31:06Sure.
00:31:12I still got it.
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:16It's too bad we can't share.
00:31:18It sucks.
00:31:19Yeah, I know.
00:31:20What can you do about it?
00:31:21Michael?
00:31:22Aren't you going to say goodbye?
00:31:23Uh...
00:31:24Uh...
00:31:25Look.
00:31:26About last night...
00:31:27Uh...
00:31:28Oh.
00:31:29No.
00:31:30No.
00:31:31It's not like that.
00:31:33No.
00:31:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:31:35I, um...
00:31:36It's...
00:31:37I interrupted Sean while he was giving Michael head.
00:31:38No!
00:31:39That's n...
00:31:40You know what?
00:31:41I give up.
00:31:42Um...
00:31:43Have a great summer, okay?
00:31:44Uh...
00:31:45You're a really great girl.
00:31:46Uh...
00:31:47You're a really great girl.
00:31:48You're a really great girl.
00:31:49Uh...
00:31:50Uh...
00:31:51Look.
00:31:52About last night...
00:31:53Uh...
00:31:54Oh.
00:31:55No, no, no.
00:31:56It's not like that.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58No, no, no.
00:31:59It's not like that.
00:32:00No.
00:32:01No, no, no, no, no.
00:32:02I, um...
00:32:03It's...
00:32:04I interrupted Sean while he was giving Michael head.
00:32:05Really great girl.
00:32:10And I'm sorry again about last night.
00:32:12I'm so embarrassed.
00:32:24Have a good day.
00:32:24Okay.
00:32:25All right.
00:32:34Michael!
00:32:35Bliss!
00:32:36And our welcoming committee.
00:32:38You know them?
00:32:43Who are you?
00:32:45We're the beavers, Tiny Tits.
00:32:48Okay, girl, hit it.
00:32:50Rim.
00:32:51R-I-M.
00:32:54Through the rim.
00:32:58Sink it in.
00:32:59Sink it in.
00:33:00Sink it in.
00:33:01Sink it in.
00:33:02Sink it in.
00:33:04Sink it in.
00:33:05Sink it in.
00:33:06Sink it in.
00:33:07Sink it in.
00:33:08Sink it in.
00:33:09Okay, granted, they're not real cheerleaders yet, but they move really, really well.
00:33:14They want to perform really well on TV.
00:33:17And you can train them to do that.
00:33:22Are they even enrolled in school?
00:33:24Actually, we thought of that.
00:33:26They're going to enroll in the online Phoenician University, the same one that Andy's in.
00:33:30And then they're just going to drop out when the competition's over.
00:33:34Um, okay, that's, thank you so much, but the competition's in six days and I, I'm just a mascot.
00:33:48Ooh, look at the new beavers.
00:33:54I guess somebody should have told them it's a cheerleading competition, not a freak show.
00:33:58Oh, look how sad.
00:34:01They think that they can do this with all these freaks and sluts.
00:34:04Oh, look, now the mascot's joining the team.
00:34:10Oh, I'm not a mascot, I'm a cheerleader.
00:34:15Oh, yeah.
00:34:19We'll see.
00:34:20Yeah, we'll see you at the competition.
00:34:27Did anyone hear what I just said?
00:34:30It was like I was in a trance and I was like, huh.
00:34:35You're a cheerleader.
00:34:37We're all cheerleaders.
00:34:38Kill beavers!
00:34:45Hey, hey, it's time to bite.
00:34:47Everybody yell it green and white.
00:34:49Hey, hey, it's time to bite.
00:34:52Everybody yell it green and white.
00:34:54Hey, hey, it's time to bite.
00:34:56Cinnamon, could you maybe take out your gun?
00:35:00You're not supposed to be.
00:35:01Oh, no, no, no.
00:35:02I need it to keep count with the cheer.
00:35:04See?
00:35:07Hey, hey.
00:35:08Hey, it's time to bite.
00:35:09Everybody yell it green and white.
00:35:13You know, I really hope they can pull it off.
00:35:15Looks like they're about to pull something off.
00:35:17Much better, and could you maybe take off your heels this time?
00:35:22And, oh, your shirt, could you just close it up just a little bit?
00:35:28Much better, and make sure you have some really tight Vs and great facials.
00:35:32Everybody yell it green and white.
00:35:34Hey, hey, it's time to bite.
00:35:36Everybody yell it green and white.
00:35:38What are you doing?
00:35:40That's my V. Nice and tight.
00:35:44That is a vagina, and I like it.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:48And what are you doing with your face right now?
00:35:50You said facials, right?
00:35:53I don't know.
00:36:00It's just not working.
00:36:02I mean, they have some skills, but I cannot bring us together.
00:36:08We have no discipline.
00:36:11I can't give it to them.
00:36:13You used to be a gymnast.
00:36:16Why don't you join the squad?
00:36:19You could really use some muscle.
00:36:22Uh, I can't.
00:36:24You know, I just...
00:36:26I'm sorry, you know.
00:36:29What's he doing?
00:36:31What, that? That's, uh...
00:36:33That's just some Eastern meditation thing.
00:36:36Did you see that?
00:36:38I think that's the kind of discipline we need for this team.
00:36:42That? No, no, no, no.
00:36:44That's kickboxing.
00:36:45That's totally different than cheerleading.
00:36:46Uh, it's...
00:36:47I don't think so.
00:36:49All sports have the same basic ideas in common.
00:36:53I think...
00:36:54I'm gonna go talk to him.
00:36:55Okay.
00:36:55I'll talk to you later.
00:37:03It's a good workout.
00:37:05Must have burned 126 calories with that one.
00:37:12Oh, hey.
00:37:19You know, I think she's gonna ask Trey to join the team.
00:37:21Oh, yikes.
00:37:24Well, come on, man.
00:37:26We gotta go clean up the kitchen anyway.
00:37:32You know, maybe it won't lead to anything with them.
00:37:35Maybe they really are just disgusting cheerleader business.
00:37:39Right?
00:37:40Yeah.
00:37:40Right.
00:37:50Ugh.
00:37:59Oh, it's so good.
00:38:01I'm about ready to find out of my share.
00:38:03Your share?
00:38:05My cap's never less as easy as it's too fattening.
00:38:08Really?
00:38:09Well, anytime you want, I got the keys to the kingdom.
00:38:13I can get you anything you'd like.
00:38:15Feliz, come on.
00:38:17We gotta go.
00:38:18We both have practice tonight.
00:38:19Let's go.
00:38:19Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:22Okay, we could hang out later, maybe.
00:38:24Oh, no, it's not fair plans with Rhonda.
00:38:27Also, maybe we could both come.
00:38:30If you give us the one thing that we really, really love.
00:38:34What is the one thing that you really, really love?
00:38:36Chocolates.
00:38:38With the penis.
00:38:40No way.
00:38:42Yes, the chocolate covered penis.
00:38:45Just so I'm getting this right, you want penis?
00:38:49Chocolate covered penis?
00:38:51Yes, the warm chocolates covering all those big, big nuts.
00:38:56The nuts, too.
00:38:59Okay, I could do that.
00:39:00What could be better?
00:39:03I don't think anything could be better than that.
00:39:06All right, well, I will see you tonight at nine, then.
00:39:15Come on, man, you can come.
00:39:17Gonna be a hot night.
00:39:20No way.
00:39:22Not interested.
00:39:22What are you gonna do, sit around here and pine while I go and win the bet?
00:39:25There is no bet.
00:39:26Oh, yes, there is.
00:39:28And I'm gonna win because you, son, are afraid to perform.
00:39:39Right.
00:39:46Stepping up to the pommel horse is Mike Coker.
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:11He looks like a deer in headlights.
00:40:13Don't worry, son, I'll do just fine.
00:40:18Just remember, stay above and not.
00:40:20Just make sure you stay above and not.
00:40:22Remember, I don't date anyone below and not.
00:40:28Don't worry, son.
00:40:30Remember, stay above and not.
00:40:32Don't worry, son.
00:40:33Remember, stay above and not.
00:40:35Don't worry, son.
00:40:35Remember, stay above and not.
00:40:38Well, never seen anything like this.
00:40:41Remember, I don't think you're going below enough.
00:41:12Time for some chocolate covered penis.
00:41:24That does feel good.
00:41:28Shit.
00:41:33Oh yeah, this is it. This is the one.
00:41:41Is this some kind of joke?
00:41:43Are you trying to make fun of her because she is black?
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:47No, no, no. She said, you said you'd like this.
00:41:50Like what? To see a fat white dude in black face?
00:41:54Now why in the hell would I like that?
00:41:56Chocolate covered penis.
00:41:58Oh, I said chocolate covered penis.
00:42:02Right, nuts! Penis! Chocolate!
00:42:06No, I said penis. P-E-A-N-U-C-F.
00:42:10Peanuts! Nuts!
00:42:12Peanuts?
00:42:13Yes, of course! Peanuts!
00:42:16Peanuts!
00:42:17A young peanut!
00:42:19Wow.
00:42:20This is funny, right?
00:42:22I mean...
00:42:24So what, I guess a three-way would be out of the question?
00:42:28Let's go.
00:42:29No?
00:42:31No?
00:42:32All right, well...
00:42:34Since I'm here...
00:42:44Ha!
00:42:45Ha!
00:42:46Ha!
00:42:47Ha!
00:42:48Ha!
00:42:49Ha!
00:42:50Ha!
00:42:51Ha!
00:42:52Ha!
00:42:53Ha!
00:42:54Ha!
00:42:55Ha!
00:42:56Ha!
00:42:57You know what you should do, man?
00:42:58There's that party tonight.
00:42:59You should meet up with her and you should explain yourself.
00:43:00No, it's too late for that, man.
00:43:01It's not gonna work.
00:43:02Too late?
00:43:03Yes.
00:43:04Is that what Garfield did when he wanted the lasagna?
00:43:05He just did it.
00:43:06He went after it and he got it.
00:43:07And he didn't let that son of a bitch get in his way.
00:43:08He ate the lasagna to the last drop.
00:43:09And then what did he do?
00:43:10He went and he got more lasagna because he's a greedy motherfucker.
00:43:11And that's what you need to be.
00:43:12You need to be a greedy son of a bitch.
00:43:13Ha!
00:43:14Ha!
00:43:15Ha!
00:43:16Ha!
00:43:17Ha!
00:43:18Ha!
00:43:19Ha!
00:43:20Ha!
00:43:21Ha!
00:43:22Ha!
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00:43:27Ha!
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00:43:32Ha!
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00:44:07Ha!
00:44:08Ha!
00:44:09Ha!
00:44:10Oh
00:44:24Damn it those beavers are getting good again. It's just Trey and that one stripper girl
00:44:31She's a natural. How does she even have any time to practice during the day? Doesn't
00:44:36Do you have to be at work or something? She doesn't actually work in the daytime. I mean
00:44:45Yes, she does definitely
00:44:50Excuse me
00:44:53Where is the entertainment right there or you can go in the back room? Yeah
00:44:57No, we need something a little more personal, but not that personal. Oh, I'm sorry
00:45:02You have to come back after five for that. We usually don't get requests for lap dances this early
00:45:05I would like to speak to the owner of this establishment
00:45:09Just wait right here
00:45:16So what can I do for you everything
00:45:24Yeah, hi look we don't have any lap dances right now, but you're welcome to go in the back
00:45:27No, that's not what we want. I happen to work for a very large entertainment conglomerate
00:45:33We're gonna have a lot of executives here next week for the cheerleading competition
00:45:36You may have heard of it. Yeah, I heard of it. Okay. Well, there's nothing these execs like more
00:45:41Than a mid-afternoon stress reducing lap dance
00:45:44But if you don't have early entertainment, then I guess we'll just have to take our business
00:45:47No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait a second now. I got girls, okay? I can reschedule them
00:45:53I can have them here earlier. Of course you can
00:45:55No, come on, please
00:45:57They work for me, okay? I'll have the girls here
00:46:00You bring all the execs you want
00:46:02Oh, I will
00:46:09Where the fuck's police?
00:46:12You know what's cool about these is they actually talk
00:46:17Fuck me hard
00:46:20Fuck me hard in the ass, you big stud
00:46:23Fuck me hard
00:46:24And too much, you can also program them to say things
00:46:27Michael
00:46:29I want you to fuck me
00:46:32I want you to fuck me in my tight round butthole
00:46:36You're a whole big boy
00:46:41Michael
00:46:43I want you to fuck me
00:46:45I want you to fuck me in my tight round butthole
00:46:50You're a whole big boy
00:46:52Pretty great, right?
00:46:53So, well, you're more than welcome to borrow any of these while I'm gone
00:46:58Gone at the party where I'm going to find some strippers and win the bet
00:47:03There there is no bet
00:47:04There most definitely is a bet
00:47:07You can deny it all you want but just you remember
00:47:09If you're too afraid to compete well then you've already lost
00:47:12Too afraid to compete
00:47:19Just remember stay above nine
00:47:22I don't date anyone below a nine
00:47:24Nine
00:47:25Nine
00:47:26Oh, I want to take forensic science
00:47:37What's that?
00:47:38It's like CSI
00:47:39New York or Miami?
00:47:41Vegas
00:47:42Nice
00:47:43The original
00:47:44According to Native American lore the beaver is actually a force to be reckoned with
00:47:58In matters of business and combat and not a vagina
00:48:01I'm going to go get another beer
00:48:07Oh, hey Andy
00:48:09Did you enroll all the girls in classes?
00:48:13Hey, is Michael here?
00:48:14Michael
00:48:16No
00:48:17He's really upset about you two
00:48:20Me and Trey?
00:48:21Yeah, he's just sitting in our cabin drinking beer and you know what?
00:48:25He doesn't even drink beer
00:48:27Really?
00:48:27Yeah, you know what you should do is you should go and talk to him
00:48:31Okay, I will
00:48:32You should, you should go talk to him
00:48:35All right, I'll go talk to him
00:48:37Great
00:48:57Michael
00:49:00Hi
00:49:01Can I come in for a minute?
00:49:05So I was talking to Andy and he said
00:49:12What?
00:49:14He said that you were jealous of me and Trey
00:49:16He said that?
00:49:19It's not true?
00:49:20No
00:49:20No
00:49:23It is
00:49:24I mean
00:49:26Kinda
00:49:27Sorta
00:49:27Michael
00:49:29The thing is
00:49:33The thing is
00:49:34But
00:49:35But what?
00:49:35I think there's a bug on that can
00:49:41So you were saying um
00:49:43You're a great guy
00:49:46But the thing is Trey
00:49:47Yeah
00:49:48Yeah
00:49:48He's not gay
00:49:52I know from experience
00:49:54Really?
00:49:56Well, kinda
00:49:59Wait, wait, hold on
00:50:00You think that I like Trey?
00:50:04Well, yeah
00:50:06That's why you're jealous
00:50:07Because you're in love with Trey
00:50:10No, no, not, not, not at all
00:50:13No, God
00:50:14Trey just wants to have a three-way
00:50:16Not with me
00:50:17With two women
00:50:18I can't explain all the things
00:50:20The crazy things
00:50:22The way that they've looked
00:50:23They're all misunderstandings
00:50:26All of them
00:50:28Wait
00:50:29What?
00:50:31I think you've, you know, had enough tonight
00:50:32But I haven't had any
00:50:34I don't know
00:50:34I don't know
00:50:46Wow
00:50:48I'm from the Midwest
00:50:50So what are you going to say about?
00:50:54Michael
00:50:55I want you to fuck me
00:50:57What?
00:50:58I want you to fuck me
00:50:59If I die
00:51:01Row
00:51:01Oh
00:51:02It's uh
00:51:03Row
00:51:04Big boy
00:51:06Oh my God
00:51:07Wait, wait, wait
00:51:08Wait, no, no, no
00:51:09Stop, stop
00:51:10No, it's not what it looks like
00:51:11I'm sorry
00:51:12Okay
00:51:12Stop
00:51:13I'm from the Midwest
00:51:13We don't
00:51:14No, no, no, no, no
00:51:15I gotta go
00:51:16Stop, come back, come back
00:51:16Hey
00:51:27Hey
00:51:27Hey
00:51:27Hey
00:51:29Is everything alright?
00:51:34Why don't we get out of here?
00:51:35Okay
00:51:46You should go
00:52:03Or not
00:52:05Maybe we should have some real team bonding time
00:52:09Hey, uh
00:52:11There's enough room in this dam for one more beaver
00:52:14Ew
00:52:14Yeah
00:52:15Good
00:52:15No
00:52:16My goal was right about you
00:52:25I totally would have done it
00:52:31Hey Britt
00:52:31Trey
00:52:33We need to talk
00:52:36How would you feel about going to the kickboxing competition in Las Vegas tomorrow morning?
00:52:46Good night, Andy
00:53:01Good night, Andy
00:53:01Good night, Andy
00:53:05Good night, Andy
00:53:09Good night, Andy
00:53:11Good night, Andy
00:53:12Good night, Andy
00:53:13Good night, Andy
00:53:13Good night, Andy
00:53:14Good night, Andy
00:53:14Good night, Andy
00:53:15Good night, Andy
00:53:15Good night, Andy
00:53:15Good night, Andy
00:53:16Good night, Andy
00:53:16Good night, Andy
00:53:16Good night, Andy
00:53:17Good night, Andy
00:53:17Good night, Andy
00:53:18Good night, Andy
00:53:19Good night, Andy
00:53:19Good night, Andy
00:53:19Good night, Andy
00:53:20Good night, Andy
00:53:20Good night, Andy
00:53:21Good night, Andy
00:53:21Good night, Andy
00:53:22Good night, Andy
00:53:23Good night, Andy
00:53:23Good night, Andy
00:53:24Good night, Andy
00:53:24Good night, Andy
00:53:25Good night, Andy
00:53:26Good night, Andy
00:53:27Good night, Andy
00:53:27Good night, Andy
00:53:28Good night, Andy
00:53:29Good night, Andy
00:53:29Good night, Andy
00:53:30Good night, Andy
00:53:31Good night, Andy
00:53:39So, as you know, there are only two days left until the final competition.
00:53:57Beavers, let's see what you got.
00:54:02Where's Trey?
00:54:05Oh, are you looking for your little maintenance boy?
00:54:08I'm sorry to tell you, but he left you.
00:54:11For good.
00:54:12Trey flew home for a kickboxing competition.
00:54:16It's just too bad you can't keep a squad together.
00:54:20Okay, we're going to do this without Trey.
00:54:23What? Why? How can we?
00:54:25We can do it. What I need, um, desire.
00:54:27Don't, don't do that jump.
00:54:29Cinnamon and Sweetie, you guys have to do the set.
00:54:32You're the only two that can do the lift.
00:54:33Shit, it's Marco.
00:54:36Bless, don't answer that.
00:54:37Hello?
00:54:38Bliss, I need you girls to come back to the club.
00:54:41Right now, no excuses.
00:54:43Uh-huh.
00:54:44No way, no.
00:54:45We have rehearsal.
00:54:47Yeah, and you have a job to do.
00:54:48And if you want to keep it, you'll come back to the club right now.
00:54:53Listen, Daz, you owe me a shitload of money,
00:54:55and I've been nice enough to let you work it off.
00:54:57So, get your skanky little asses back here now.
00:55:00Sophie, I'm s- we have to go. I'm sorry.
00:55:08I'm hopeless.
00:55:09We have- you guys, we're really sorry.
00:55:11Please.
00:55:12It's our job to go.
00:55:13We have jobs.
00:55:14No, no, no, no.
00:55:15I'm sorry.
00:55:15No, no, no.
00:55:16Come on!
00:55:23Sophie, wait. Stop!
00:55:27What? It's over. It should have been over a long time ago.
00:55:30Don't say that. You were great with the squad. You can't quit now. You've got to make this happen.
00:55:37Isn't that your thing? Your beaver thing? Take charge. Adapt. Overcome.
00:55:41That would be a lot more believable coming from someone who hadn't completely given up on themselves.
00:55:45You wouldn't even join the squad because of some past flub.
00:55:50You saw the video?
00:55:52Yeah. You froze. Big deal. It happens.
00:55:54Okay, it was a little worse than that, I think. I didn't just freeze. I choked.
00:56:00You know, I just saw all those judges, with their little black numbers, waiting to judge me.
00:56:08Waiting to determine my life, my scholarship, and everything.
00:56:19I just didn't, I didn't want to let everyone down.
00:56:24Right. So, you're going to use that as an excuse to keep hating yourself?
00:56:30So, I guess all that talk was just that then, huh?
00:56:34Talk.
00:56:35It's too late anyway. Bye, Michael.
00:56:37Bye.
00:56:38Bye.
00:56:39Bye.
00:56:40Bye.
00:56:41Bye.
00:56:42Bye.
00:56:43Bye.
00:56:44Bye.
00:56:45Bye.
00:56:46Bye.
00:56:47Bye.
00:56:48Bye.
00:56:49Bye.
00:56:50Bye.
00:56:51Bye.
00:56:52Bye.
00:56:53Bye.
00:56:54Bye.
00:56:55Bye.
00:56:56Bye.
00:56:57Bye.
00:56:58Bye.
00:56:59Bye.
00:57:00Bye.
00:57:01Bye.
00:57:02Bye.
00:57:03Bye.
00:57:04Bye.
00:57:05And every tone in the sound
00:57:12Steams up in the clouds
00:57:15And smiles through your ears
00:57:19It's all I have for now
00:57:25Sorry it didn't work out, Sophie.
00:57:28You really did try your best, and you can be proud about that.
00:57:31Where do I find your home?
00:57:38Bliss, Desire, Marco needs you in the back room.
00:57:41Right now.
00:57:42Makes me see all my gone
00:57:45Look at this.
00:57:47Where do I find your home?
00:57:52Want a ride?
00:57:58Want a cigarette?
00:58:05Miss Tilton, I don't know if I'm doing the right thing.
00:58:10Look, I hope you're not expecting a pep talk here or anything,
00:58:14because this is just a ride.
00:58:17Right.
00:58:19Are you okay?
00:58:22I'm fine.
00:58:23Oh, sweet Jesus.
00:58:26Do you want me to pull over and you can get out and walk?
00:58:30Honey, life is lemonade and sometimes you just gotta count your chickens for a rainy day.
00:58:37You really suck at pep talks.
00:58:41Look, I've always been beautiful, so I can't really relate to what you're going through.
00:58:48Sorry, help can't help.
00:58:52Oh my God.
00:58:54I get it now.
00:58:55What?
00:58:56You're Miss Simmons Britt.
00:58:58What?
00:58:59And you got the boob job, the nose, the hair.
00:59:02You bested your best friends to get ahead.
00:59:04I did not get a boob job and have my nose done.
00:59:08Look, we both tried out for varsity.
00:59:11She just wasn't good enough.
00:59:13I am not her grit.
00:59:15Yes, you are.
00:59:16And you're back here because...
00:59:18Because I'm getting paid a huge personal appearance fee.
00:59:22Or because you've felt bad all these years.
00:59:25Okay, Dr. Freud.
00:59:26You know, sometimes a penis is just a penis.
00:59:30I don't know what that means.
00:59:33Come on.
00:59:34I'm gonna get you back to camp.
00:59:38Maybe you should slow down a little bit.
01:00:03Ready?
01:00:04Okay!
01:00:05What the hell are they doing out there?
01:00:08Overcome!
01:00:09Overcome!
01:00:10Go Beavers!
01:00:11Not quitting.
01:00:12Well, how gay.
01:00:13Well, I gotta get over to Mrs. Simmons' cabin and fix her faucet.
01:00:14Outback!
01:00:15Overcome!
01:00:16Go Beavers!
01:00:17Take time!
01:00:18Outback!
01:00:19Overcome!
01:00:20Go Beavers!
01:00:21Take time!
01:00:22Outback!
01:00:23Overcome!
01:00:24Go Beavers!
01:00:25Take time!
01:00:26Outback!
01:00:27Overcome!
01:00:28Go Beavers!
01:00:29Oh!
01:00:30Oh!
01:00:31Doggy!
01:00:32Oh!
01:00:33I gotta get over to Mrs. Simmons' cabin and fix her faucet.
01:00:35Outback!
01:00:36Overcome!
01:00:37No Beavers!
01:00:38Take time!
01:00:39Outback!
01:00:40Overcome!
01:00:41Oh Beavers!
01:00:42Take time!
01:00:43Outback!
01:00:44Overcome!
01:00:45Oh Beavers!
01:00:46Woo!
01:00:47I'm going to go talk to him.
01:01:03Good luck.
01:01:07Oh, no.
01:01:11No, no, no, no, no, it's not what you think.
01:01:14It's not what it looks like, I swear.
01:01:17Look, I want to join the squad.
01:01:21But what about your fear of freezing up, of choking?
01:01:24Well, I can't promise anything, but I want to do it.
01:01:30Thank you, Michael.
01:01:41Okay, you guys, I'm going to go give my college registration to Miss Simmons.
01:01:46Thanks.
01:01:55Hi.
01:01:56Fuck off.
01:02:02Miss Simmons?
01:02:03I'm here to fix the faucets.
01:02:06Hmm, cherry.
01:02:28Mrs. Simmons?
01:02:40I have my registration.
01:02:45Yeah, she's not here.
01:02:47Um, probably just leave it by the computer.
01:02:51So you're back to doing the whole fake college thing?
01:02:54Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:55You know what?
01:02:56I'm almost done here.
01:02:57Maybe afterwards we could, I don't know, do something?
01:03:02Something?
01:03:02Yeah, you know, like, I don't know, talk about college or have a three-way, maybe some anal
01:03:08sex.
01:03:09Wow.
01:03:10The fact that you would even say that is disgusting.
01:03:13And you seem like a cool guy.
01:03:15Like, you're funny, you're smart.
01:03:18Too bad you're a giant idiot.
01:03:20Just like a blowjob.
01:03:22I mean, that's nothing.
01:03:23What, nothing?
01:03:24Yeah, I mean, you're a stripper.
01:03:26That's got to be like blowing your nose.
01:03:28Okay.
01:03:30What?
01:03:31Let's go.
01:03:48I love strippers.
01:03:56All right, no funny stuff.
01:04:10I'm not so sure I feel about all of this.
01:04:14You're not going to use that on me, are you?
01:04:17I'm not going to.
01:04:21What are you doing?
01:04:22Hey, where are you going?
01:04:23Hang tight, big boy.
01:04:27What, what are you doing?
01:04:28What, where are you going?
01:04:38Hi, Jess, honey.
01:04:39Sorry I'm late.
01:04:40Oh, no worries.
01:04:41I left my registration papers for you near your computer.
01:04:44Oh, perfect.
01:04:44I've been waiting for those.
01:04:46And Andy's waiting for you inside.
01:04:49Oh, good.
01:04:49He's supposed to come by and fix my broken sink.
01:04:51What is that?
01:04:59Oh, Andy.
01:05:01Mrs. Simmons, I can explain.
01:05:03This is not what it looks like.
01:05:05Oh, I think it's exactly what it looks like.
01:05:12Looster tits.
01:05:18Oh.
01:05:18When are you in there?
01:05:28That wouldn't happen to be bliss, would it?
01:05:31No, Andy.
01:05:32It wouldn't be.
01:05:33It's my mother.
01:05:35Your mother!
01:05:36Your impossibly much, much, much younger looking mother.
01:05:42Well, he's a little chubbier than I'm used to, but let's get it off.
01:06:00Oh, God.
01:06:01I don't know how we're going to do this.
01:06:24Let's go, guys.
01:06:47Looking good.
01:06:48Back to one, guys.
01:07:13Come on.
01:07:14Okay, here we go.
01:07:15Wait, I won the bet.
01:07:29Bye, Andy.
01:07:34You just got to let it happen now, you know?
01:07:36Oh, shit.
01:07:41Ow, ow, ow, ow.
01:07:44Sorry about that.
01:07:45I, um...
01:07:47What...
01:07:58Oh, shit.
01:08:02Oh, shit.
01:08:03Oh, shit.
01:08:10Oh, shit.
01:08:15Hi, Toshua.
01:08:23Um, it's Michael.
01:08:25I've been waiting for you.
01:08:27Um, you know, I gotta get to sleep.
01:08:29Uh, I gotta get up early.
01:08:32Right, right.
01:08:34For the competition tomorrow?
01:08:35I know.
01:08:37And I also know that it can't really matter that much to you
01:08:40because you're an athlete.
01:08:42A real athlete.
01:08:45Uh, good night.
01:08:47I know that you screwed up your last gymnastics meet
01:08:50and you lost your scholarship.
01:08:52You disappointed your parents, everyone really.
01:08:57But it seems like you've got some of your mental mojo back.
01:09:00And now that you do, your coach is willing to take you back.
01:09:03You can have your scholarship, the full ride.
01:09:06What?
01:09:08How could you know that?
01:09:13These are tickets out tonight.
01:09:15How, how did you do this?
01:09:17Well, as you may know, my father's a bigwig in sports TV.
01:09:22He has a lot of connections.
01:09:24So that scholarship is yours.
01:09:27As long as you leave tonight.
01:09:29In about...
01:09:31an hour.
01:09:33And we're here for Sports Channel's 12th annual college cheer competition
01:09:51where regional college teams are competing for the honor of best in the state.
01:09:55And I got my eye on those beavers.
01:09:57They are one sexy group of girls.
01:09:58Has anyone seen Michael?
01:10:14I checked backstage.
01:10:15He wasn't there.
01:10:16I don't know where he is.
01:10:17Next up, the Scrooves!
01:10:22They're amazing.
01:10:23They're good.
01:10:23They're amazing.
01:10:24They're good.
01:10:25They're amazing.
01:10:26They're good.
01:10:26I like it, girl.
01:10:27I like it, girl.
01:10:28I like it, girl.
01:10:29I like it, girl.
01:10:54I like the girls, with the three eyes, with the make it right
01:10:58With the look at the side, I like a girl with the mind
01:11:00With the nail stop, the kind of girl, nigga, I like the house
01:11:02Dang, you look sexy, in a little mini shirt with the mind
01:11:04It was a little white shirt, let me head down
01:11:06I really just roll around, I take you in the bathroom
01:11:08Hit and turn around, I like what you do to me
01:11:10We scream in it, let me do it to me
01:11:12If you want this hit, you better work that thing
01:11:13Work that thing, you'll do that thing
01:11:15Make a barrel, you know, no, that's the ball
01:11:17Three off the wall, let me see, you draw me
01:11:19You can do whatever you want, you still can
01:11:21Let me know what's up, come on
01:11:22He's gonna be here, he's gonna make it, guys
01:11:46We're gonna take a brief little break
01:11:48Then we'll be back with more cheering
01:11:51Oh, are you talking about Michael?
01:11:53Your little maintenance man?
01:11:56No, he's not coming
01:11:57He's planning on going back to school
01:12:00To get his gymnastics scholarship
01:12:02Well, at least that's what he told me
01:12:05When I was in his bed last night
01:12:06Please, do you really expect us to believe that?
01:12:10Cheer trash
01:12:11Well, otherwise
01:12:12How would I know he has this
01:12:14Cute little mole right here
01:12:16Sorry girls
01:12:22Cheetahs, we're up
01:12:24We're gonna have to forfeit
01:12:32I can't believe he would do this to me
01:12:35To this guy
01:12:36That's just how men are, honey
01:12:37Let's have the cheetahs
01:12:39On stage, please
01:12:41Here come the cheetahs
01:12:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:12:49Cheetahs, we're gonna have to forfeit
01:12:50I can't believe he would do this to me
01:12:59Give it up, give it up, give it up
01:13:01Give it up, give it up, give it up
01:13:06I can't believe it
01:13:08We got it
01:13:10Oh, yeah
01:13:11We got it
01:13:14You know, that one judge looks kind of familiar.
01:13:42Look, they're amazing.
01:13:44We probably wouldn't have made it anyway.
01:14:14Let's hear it for the cheetahs!
01:14:28Tissue?
01:14:30Listen, I wanted you to know, you were right about what I did to Mrs. Simmons.
01:14:36And I'm gonna talk to her.
01:14:38So thank you.
01:14:40I am sorry you're gonna lose.
01:14:42You got a lot of heart there, kid.
01:14:44Up next, the Beavers!
01:14:46It's me, I gotta go.
01:14:48Beavers to the stage, please.
01:14:50Beavers to the stage.
01:14:52Let's just do this.
01:14:54Beavers to the stage!
01:14:56Let's just do this.
01:15:00Sophie!
01:15:02Oh my God!
01:15:04Oh my God!
01:15:06Oh, Britt turned off my power.
01:15:10And I overslept, but I'm here.
01:15:12I thought you were going back to school for your scholarship.
01:15:16No, I could never do that to the squad.
01:15:18It's all about trust.
01:15:24Are you ready?
01:15:26Yeah.
01:15:28Let's do that!
01:15:30Do that!
01:15:34Here come the Beavers!
01:15:42Let's go, Beavers!
01:16:00Oh, let me hear you take time.
01:16:02Let me hear you take time.
01:16:03That's right.
01:16:04Let me hear you take time.
01:16:05Let's go, I win!
01:16:07Baby!
01:16:08You're ready to go to me.
01:16:10To the right direction.
01:16:12The shot is broken down.
01:16:14You're going back.
01:16:16You're just a sweet spot.
01:16:18Oh, baby!
01:16:19There's your song shouldn't stop.
01:16:22You're on my mind.
01:16:23Let's go!
01:16:26We can!
01:16:28We can!
01:16:32We can!
01:16:36We can!
01:16:40Ooh!
01:16:41Now dance, shout and dance.
01:16:45Boo!
01:16:46Now shake, shout and gen.
01:16:48Oh, shout and boo.
01:16:50Now dance, shout and dance.
01:16:52Boom, shout and boo.
01:16:54Now shake, shout and gen.
01:16:56absolute
01:16:58yeah
01:17:00we got
01:17:07yeah
01:17:08we can
01:17:13Please wait while the judges make their final decisions.
01:17:43And the results are in!
01:18:00Third place goes to...
01:18:02The Squirrels!
01:18:06And second place goes to...
01:18:09The Cheetahs!
01:18:12The winners of the Beatles!
01:18:21Alright!
01:18:35Congratulations!
01:18:42Thank you, Snickums. I know you voted for me. And to thank you, I'm gonna give you one of those extra special lap dances that you like so much. With all the extras.
01:19:01And... Daddy? You mean, you didn't vote for her spot? But I'm her daughter.
01:19:10Get over it, Brit! It's time to grow up! And stop being such a daddy's girl!
01:19:17Besides, your daddy has another baby to worry about now.
01:19:21Oh, my... Oh, my God!
01:19:23Oh!
01:19:30Charlene?
01:19:32Oh, hi, honey!
01:19:34Hey, we can't let the Britneys of the world win all the time, right?
01:19:38Thank you for helping us win!
01:19:40Miss Simmons? Gwen! Gwen! Gwen, I really need to talk to you.
01:19:53Hey, Mikey! Look who won the bet!
01:19:55Yep! This guy!
01:19:57Alright, shall we, ladies?
01:20:00Please.
01:20:01Oh, my God!
01:20:02Oh, my God!
01:20:03Oh, my God!
01:20:20Wow.
01:20:23You are really hot.
01:20:27In my...
01:20:28Oh, fuck me! Fuck me so hard!
01:20:40Oh, you big boy!