00:30Oh boy, a poster, and it has some writing on it.
00:40Yes, and you better read it if you know what's good for you.
00:43Oh, yes, sir, I will.
00:48No smoking allowed in the forest.
00:53Now, that's not too bad for a little duck who never went to school.
01:00Hey, don't shoot. I'm not smoking.
01:09Good morning, day. I'll greet you unafraid.
01:13Because as the sign says, duck hunting season opens today.
01:18And there isn't a feather on me.
01:20So me thinks I'll bag me a cuvier quail for breakfast.
01:24Or a partridge even.
01:26But first, let's see what the mail bringeth.
01:31Heavens to marketroid. It's me breakfast. Delivered air mail even.
01:38I just, I wasn't smoking.
01:43They don't believe me either.
01:46There's only one way I'll have breakfast this morning.
01:59I'll barbecue the little morsel right in the mailbox.
02:02An onion.
02:06A carrot.
02:08Some collard greens.
02:10And some greens without collards even.
02:13Oh boy.
02:14Here's some food.
02:16Salt.
02:17A shaker two.
02:19Pepper.
02:20A shaker three.
02:21Bless ya.
02:26Thank you.
02:27You're welcome.
02:29Shake ingredients.
02:30A shaker four.
02:34And roast.
02:35And an even fire even.
02:39Yum-ti-tum-tum.
02:40Yum-ti-tum-ti-tum-tum.
02:41Thank you.
02:44I just love vegetables.
02:48They're so good for little ducks like me.
02:52Stop it.
02:53Stop it.
02:54You're busting my heart.
02:57See, I can spill.
02:59And I don't even have to look.
03:02Watch.
03:03C-A-T.
03:07Dog.
03:08Yup.
03:09A-T.
03:11Massachusetts.
03:14The house had for a lonesome little duck.
03:17Pretty good, isn't it?
03:19Well, isn't it?
03:20All of a sudden, I'm not hungry.
03:24If you want me for something, I'll be in my warm little house.
03:29Bye.
03:30Hold it.
03:31Hold it already.
03:34I begs to differ.
03:36I'm a differ beggar.
03:37But you're going out of your warm little house.
03:39Into the cold, cruel world.
03:46Farewell to thee, little feathered breakfast.
03:52Heavens to you know what.
03:54You'll be slaughtered.
03:55Marbleized even.
03:57Hello again.
04:01Welcome back, ex-breakfast.
04:05Why do you keep shooting at me?
04:08I told you I wasn't smoking.
04:10Me thinks, your duck hunting knowledge needs some tutoring.
04:18This is a duck.
04:20Oh.
04:21Of which you are one.
04:22Whereas, to wit.
04:24Oh.
04:25This is a duck hunter.
04:27Oh.
04:28And this is the hunter's gun.
04:31With which he shoots ducks with.
04:33You're a duck.
04:35Ergo, he shoots you.
04:37Oh.
04:38Oh.
04:39You understand?
04:40Nope.
04:41Then why do you keep saying, oh, oh, as if you do?
04:45Because I'm sitting on a tack.
04:48And it hurts.
04:49Oh.
04:50Oh.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Now, to avoid the hunter, you've got to be agile and adroit-like.
04:57Oh, really?
04:58Yeah.
04:59If a hunter's to the right, you simply exit stage left.
05:05And if the hunter's to the left, you simply exit vice versa.
05:12Gee, you're such a swell fella.
05:15Wasting your time like this.
05:16Well, I don't even know what the heck you're talking about.
05:21But I'll try.
05:23Engine stage left.
05:31Good heavens to Murgatroyd.
05:34Are you hurted?
05:35Oh, no.
05:37I'm all right.
05:40I like sugar.
05:44Remember now.
05:45Here's your itinerary.
05:48Exit stage left.
05:49Or exit stage right.
05:51Then fly like mad.
05:53South.
05:54Okay.
05:56Goodbye.
05:57And thank you, Mr. Mountain Lion,
06:00for the lessons about duck hunters.
06:05Bye.
06:05That's odd.
06:16Not one shot has been fired.
06:18Hey, what's the deal?
06:29What's going on?
06:30What's going on?
06:32It isn't duck hunting season after all.
06:35It isn't?
06:37What season is it, pray tell?
06:40Rate it and weep.
06:41Mountain Lion hunting season opens today.
06:45Exit stage left.
06:52Heavens to you know what again.
06:54I've locked myself out.
06:58Hey, wait.
06:59I'm going with you.
07:01Why not?
07:04Exit gracefully.
07:05Stage right.
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