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A comedy about 3 chicks dumping a corpse.
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00:00:00So
00:00:30Coming!
00:00:35God damn it!
00:00:46Jesus Christ, you stupid bitch.
00:00:48You want someone to call the cops?
00:00:50I'm sorry, I was knocking for a while, you didn't answer.
00:00:54It's called being asleep.
00:00:58What time is it anyway?
00:01:00One.
00:01:01A.M.?
00:01:03P.M.
00:01:05Right.
00:01:11How much?
00:01:12The usual.
00:01:26He stole only from the last couple times.
00:01:28I know, but I just got a call from my brother and I need the money to bail him out.
00:01:37Really?
00:01:38Yeah, he'll go nuts in there.
00:01:40I'll give you the rest next month.
00:01:43Hey!
00:01:44Sorry.
00:01:45No can do.
00:01:46What?
00:01:47I need the money now.
00:01:48No more paying later.
00:01:49I know junkies.
00:01:50I'm not a junkie.
00:01:51It's just recreational.
00:01:53Yeah.
00:01:54Right.
00:01:55Lyle, please give it back to me.
00:01:56That's all I've got.
00:01:58Too bad.
00:01:59But my brother needs to get out.
00:02:02Don't really give a fuck.
00:02:05How am I supposed to eat this month?
00:02:07I think he was trying a few tricks.
00:02:12You know, forget the drugs this time.
00:02:13Just give me my money back.
00:02:14It's too late.
00:02:15I've already cut it.
00:02:17Lyle, I'm not kidding.
00:02:19Give it back to me right now!
00:02:21Don't you fucking raise your voice to me ever again.
00:02:33Now I'm going to give you your shit.
00:02:35And you're going to quietly get the fuck out of here.
00:02:42Maybe if you blow me, I'll give you a sandwich.
00:02:45I think that's a fair deal.
00:02:51Don't you think I was going to leave it here?
00:02:56I think that it's probably our fault since we're one of the victims.
00:02:59S exempel.
00:03:00You didn't want to keep calling forаб
00:03:02but I can't remember?
00:03:05No question.
00:03:06Turn your head around.
00:03:08He's still in Steuererah.
00:03:10I can't remember.
00:03:14You know what?
00:03:16I was an Asian.
00:03:18Yo nigga.
00:03:20How did I get my baby back.
00:03:21Oh, shit.
00:03:27Oh, shit.
00:03:51Oh, shit.
00:04:21Oh, shit.
00:04:50Oh, shit.
00:05:06Now, I want more.
00:05:10Are you hearing me, you asshole?
00:05:11I'm not kidding.
00:05:20You're not touching me unless you give me more!
00:05:50You're not touching me unless you give me more!
00:06:20I see you in smoke with omega wares!
00:06:50Goddammit! Hello?
00:07:09Soti, it's me. I need you to come to Lyle's place and get rid of the guys in the hallway.
00:07:15Right now!
00:07:18I'm not kidding. Just do whatever you need to do as long as it doesn't attract attention.
00:07:23I'll be inside.
00:07:27Lyle, it's me!
00:07:32Come on, I know you're in there.
00:07:36I can't see your eye!
00:07:39Shit!
00:07:43Come out, come out! I know where you are!
00:07:50He's not here.
00:07:52Who are you?
00:07:53Just a friend. I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:07:55I just want a little.
00:07:58There's nothing I can do.
00:08:00Bullshit!
00:08:01He's always got some in here.
00:08:03I'm not...
00:08:06Fine.
00:08:08I'll get you some. Just stay here.
00:08:12I knew you were fucking with me.
00:08:14Oh, it smells in here!
00:08:28Does he ever clean?
00:08:33What's your name?
00:08:36Nadine.
00:08:39Isn't that French?
00:08:41My name is Sophie. It's also French.
00:08:44Actually, I think it's Greek.
00:08:46Nadine?
00:08:48Really?
00:08:49Cool!
00:08:50I meant Sophie.
00:08:52No, no, no.
00:08:53I'm pretty sure Sophie's French. I was named after that actress, Sophie Marceau.
00:08:58Do you know Sophie Marceau? Mama loves her.
00:09:05Here...
00:09:11Oh, that's okay. You can pay him later.
00:09:13Ah, you're new at this, aren't you?
00:09:15You better take it or I will be real mad at you.
00:09:18I think he's already mad at me.
00:09:21Fine.
00:09:26I thought it was $200.
00:09:29Well, yeah, normally.
00:09:34But, um, Elias gives me a discount.
00:09:39Since I, uh, satisfy some of his needs as well.
00:09:49It's not like his wife minds.
00:09:52His wife?
00:09:53Yeah, um, I can never remember her name.
00:09:56It sounds like Samosa, Omarosa.
00:09:59Anyway, yeah, she only agreed to marry him so she could stay in the country.
00:10:03It's not like her love or anything.
00:10:05Right.
00:10:06Oh, sorry!
00:10:07He didn't tell you he was married?
00:10:09Men are pigs.
00:10:11It's okay, I'll live.
00:10:13Listen, I'm sorry, but you have to go.
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:16Can you tell Lyle I dropped by?
00:10:18I don't know.
00:10:19And, uh, don't worry.
00:10:21I'm sure he has real feelings for you.
00:10:24Yeah, me too.
00:10:25Where are you?
00:10:26Oh, hi, Mom.
00:10:31Yeah, no, I'm waiting for Soti to pick me up.
00:10:44What?
00:10:45No!
00:10:46I didn't forget, Mom.
00:10:47No, Frank will be there, too.
00:10:48Yes.
00:10:49Yes!
00:10:50Okay!
00:10:51Mom, I gotta go.
00:10:52Okay, bye.
00:10:53I need to pick me up.
00:10:55What?
00:11:01No, I didn't forget, Mom.
00:11:03No, Frank will be there too.
00:11:05Yes. Yes!
00:11:07Okay, Mom, I gotta go.
00:11:09Okay, bye.
00:11:13Oh, come on.
00:11:23Okay, 1986 called. Who wants his jacket back?
00:11:33How much?
00:11:35Who are you?
00:11:37Nadine, do you want some or not?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:41Wait here.
00:11:45Thought I told you to wait outside.
00:11:47So anyone can see me?
00:11:49I'm not that stupid.
00:11:53Fine.
00:11:55Wait here.
00:11:57Why?
00:11:59Because you're taller than me and there are windows in the other rooms where people can see you.
00:12:05That's a good idea.
00:12:09I'll wait here.
00:12:11You do that.
00:12:23Whatever.
00:12:25Right there.
00:12:26Open the windows.
00:12:27And it's out.
00:12:28Why you don't like it?
00:12:29Why you don't like it?
00:12:31All right.
00:12:32Come back.
00:12:33She's off.
00:12:35Ah!
00:12:36What is this?
00:13:06That's supposedly a piece of the Berlin Wall.
00:13:17Whoa.
00:13:18It must be worth a lot.
00:13:21If it's real.
00:13:24You think it's fake?
00:13:26With all the pieces that have been sold since I found you could build two or three walls.
00:13:32That's good.
00:13:33So you can put all the juice inside?
00:13:39It'll be 200.
00:13:47Can you put it back please?
00:13:49Why?
00:13:51I'm allergic to concrete.
00:13:53Oh, okay.
00:14:01So.
00:14:02Yeah?
00:14:03You think we could go out sometime?
00:14:16I'm sort of seeing Lyle.
00:14:19Oh.
00:14:21Isn't he married?
00:14:23Sorry.
00:14:24Another client.
00:14:25Gotta go.
00:14:26Where are you?
00:14:30What?
00:14:31Hey buddy.
00:14:32Don't touch me.
00:14:33Who was that?
00:14:46You were supposed to get rid of those guys.
00:14:49Hello sunshine.
00:14:51Well, I tried but they didn't seem to care that the place was on fire.
00:14:56What's up?
00:15:00What happened to your neck?
00:15:04It's part of the problem.
00:15:07Did Lyle do this?
00:15:11Where is he?
00:15:26He's not.
00:15:27Nia.
00:15:30You.
00:15:31Did he try to kill you?
00:15:37Kind of.
00:15:39Mostly he took my money.
00:15:43And that's why you killed him?
00:15:45I didn't mean to.
00:15:47I just conked him on the head.
00:15:49I needed the money for Frank.
00:15:51What has he done now?
00:15:53He's in jail.
00:15:55He fell asleep during a robbery.
00:15:58The others didn't wake him when they left.
00:16:02I know, my brother's a genius.
00:16:05How did you do that?
00:16:15Don't touch it.
00:16:16I'm not stupid.
00:16:19Wow.
00:16:20His most prized possession.
00:16:22Actually, I think that's the Porsche.
00:16:28Stay in here.
00:16:29What, with him?
00:16:30He's not going to bite you.
00:16:32What are you doing?
00:16:46Who are you?
00:16:47Where is Lyle?
00:16:49Lyle's not feeling well.
00:16:51I'm filling in.
00:16:52Can't you speak with him?
00:16:54Well, you can't.
00:16:55Well, I only do business with Lyle.
00:17:00Fine.
00:17:01Okay, okay.
00:17:02How much?
00:17:04Twelve.
00:17:05Having a party?
00:17:07Lyle never asks any questions.
00:17:10I don't know if you try to pull anything, okay?
00:17:23I don't know if you try to pull anything.
00:17:26I don't know if you try to pull anything.
00:17:27I don't know if you try to pull anything.
00:17:32I don't know if you try to pull anything.
00:17:35I don't know if you try to pull anything.
00:17:39That's you.
00:17:40No, she's not coming.
00:17:45You're done.
00:17:46It's fine.
00:17:49But tell the story.
00:17:57so you've turned drug dealer now these people keep showing up what am i supposed to do
00:18:15um have you tried not selling them drugs they are regulars they expect him to be here
00:18:22i didn't want to raise suspicions are you nuts now there's several people who can
00:18:27identify you considering what they came for i doubt they're going to want to talk to the police
00:18:32i need to be
00:18:34you killed him in front of a witness i didn't know she was here she's completely out of it she has no
00:18:43idea hijo de puta come help me up i need to use the bathroom okay let's not panic we need to move
00:18:52you need to touch him now galia no but we're gonna get like dna and stuff
00:18:57what do you suggest just let her step on his corpse she probably won't even notice
00:19:01you're such an asshole
00:19:04you useless piece of shit
00:19:13why did he marry that witch well lyle isn't wasn't exactly mr personality either
00:19:26plus she looks pretty hot she is so not hot plus she's a total druggie hello pot and kettle anyone
00:19:35excuse me never mind we need to get out of here how
00:19:39you should audition for like mama mia on ice or something
00:19:47it's xanadu
00:19:49oh all right let me think huh that'll be a first
00:19:57you know what give me a break eric just spoke up with me frank is in jail mom is expecting us home for
00:20:05your god spurs in two hours and i just killed a guy so forgive me if i'm not thinking clearly
00:20:12you haven't been thinking clearly for months it's all that shit you're taking
00:20:18i just need to get over eric
00:20:21golly it's been four months
00:20:24he still texts me i think he wants to get back together please tell me you're not that desperate
00:20:30go hide in there i'm not going back in there there's no i'll stop hiding what are you doing
00:20:49yeah nice hair i used to wear pink shirts when i was gay
00:20:54hey whoa where are you the new missus sort of does that mean cardimosos free now because i'd
00:21:06really like to hit that you know what i mean i think so how much 20. just kidding the usual wait here
00:21:24hey is live really hung like a horse how should
00:21:30not really i knew it he's so full of
00:21:45hey what drug does a porn star use before going to work
00:21:49how does a drug addict have sex with speed
00:22:00what's one word for control people through sex
00:22:06indoctrination
00:22:09what do you call a dealer with the big dick
00:22:12a dichotomy
00:22:30you know where cardimosos is
00:22:33no idea
00:22:35she must have left him
00:22:36he's nuts about her one time one time just once
00:22:56she's waking up we need to leave they're still out there
00:23:00you look like a snow globe
00:23:11well they've seen us go in we might as well just get out
00:23:15yeah and when they find the body those guys will remember that we were the last ones out
00:23:19let's just start the fire alarm or something
00:23:22oh sure let's just bring the cops directly to the body i don't see you getting any bright ideas
00:23:28who's been stuck in here this whole time you were supposed to get rid of those guys
00:23:34excuse me for not being quick enough and covering up your little murder it was an accident
00:23:42right i'll just conk him on the head with a piece of concrete see what happens
00:23:47fine it was stupid you're a hundred percent right as usual are you happy now
00:23:54uh-huh yeah
00:24:04this is not helping let's just go that samosa chick is still here they'll think she did it
00:24:09lyle's wife she was passed out so what perfect a drug dealer killed by wife and drug induced stupor
00:24:20you think they'll buy that the police won't care she never even saw us let's go
00:24:29where's the money
00:24:31shit there goes that there's almost 10 000 in there don't
00:24:36fuck with me i don't know what you're talking about it's right here
00:24:40you didn't mention that part i completely forgot soti i swear right you didn't forget to hide the
00:24:50money shut up amarosa whatever what were you intending to do with that nothing i don't know
00:25:00well don't make any plans because it's not your money it's not your money either it's lyle's no
00:25:05bitch it's my money a hundred for every time he fucks me and that's just july
00:25:12yeah many times a day he's like a rabbit
00:25:21yeah but didn't you get a green card out of it no i didn't need him he said he was going to report
00:25:26me to immigration if i didn't marry him so he proposed by threatening to have you deported
00:25:31yeah he's romantic where's the better
00:25:43puta you killed him not on purpose
00:25:49do you know how many times i wish i had the cojones to do that
00:25:53many many many many many many okay what do we do now we take the cash you already have it
00:26:08the oh no no not that that's nothing okay she's hot scary but hot you like that style you coming
00:26:23okay can you bend your precious backs and give the slave a hand
00:26:34okay okay okay you know
00:26:48you're kidding okay half to you too because you killed him and half to me because i had to sleep
00:27:05with the bastard for six months and i deserve it okay okay no we're not taking any of this money what
00:27:12do you know what we could do with this we're gonna need a lawyer for frank i don't care do you know where
00:27:16it comes from i know i don't care well i do calia let's just leave everything and go now no first we
00:27:23have to hide the body no i'm not touching him oh killing him is okay but not touching him listen
00:27:29keep all the money and we'll just go do you think i'm tonta what am i gonna do with it if i'm in jail
00:27:34i'm not taking the fall for two gringos here yeah i'm not leaving this calia stop it what i deserve it
00:27:40he tried to kill me that's a bullshit excuse and you know it i think it's a pretty good excuse
00:27:50jesus do they ever take a break i'm gonna take care of it you two finish dealing with the money
00:27:57what i killed him what i killed him i might as well get something out of it
00:28:15who are you i'm nadine
00:28:17where is lyle is indisposed and his replacement
00:28:24hey lyle is gone do you want coke
00:28:36yes we want it
00:28:47wait here
00:29:06We can pay later.
00:29:26No, who do you pay now?
00:29:28Half?
00:29:29200 cash.
00:29:32You want the drugs?
00:29:35You pay me now.
00:29:36Has she done this before?
00:29:38I'm beginning to wonder.
00:29:42Yes.
00:29:43Yes.
00:29:44Yes.
00:29:45Yes.
00:29:46Yes.
00:29:47Yes.
00:29:53Yes.
00:29:54All right, Nico.
00:30:00Are Nico.
00:30:07Fantastic.
00:30:12I have a piggy bank.
00:30:18Great.
00:30:25No more of this!
00:30:28I got it.
00:30:36You know that movie Nikita?
00:30:38The one where the government forces a chick to kill people?
00:30:42Exactly.
00:30:43We just hire a cleaner like she did.
00:30:45I don't think a cleaning lady is going to help.
00:30:50No, not a cleaning lady.
00:30:53In the movie, she kills somebody by accident,
00:30:56and then she hires a specialist to make the body disappear.
00:31:01Of course!
00:31:03And how many of those specialists do you know?
00:31:06Because I don't think they'll be in the yellow pages.
00:31:08Yeah, that's one of the dumbest things I ever heard.
00:31:10Well, excuse me.
00:31:12Do you have a better idea?
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:14We dump his body in a descarga de basura.
00:31:17You have a car, right?
00:31:19Good, because we can't carry him on the bus.
00:31:22Uh, what's a descarga?
00:31:24It's a place where they dump old trash and stuff.
00:31:27It's perfect for Lyle.
00:31:29How do we get him in the car without anybody seeing?
00:31:32Because I don't think he's going to fit in your suitcase.
00:31:35We roll him in the carpet.
00:31:38You're not serious.
00:31:41Help me move the table.
00:31:54Okay, I get the feet, you get the head.
00:31:57I don't want to touch him.
00:31:59Toma, now you don't have to touch him.
00:32:01Let's go.
00:32:08Jesus, Galia, could you cut the crap?
00:32:11I don't want to be stuck here until tomorrow.
00:32:14Fine.
00:32:18You take the head, I'll take this.
00:32:20You think his head is more disgusting than his ass?
00:32:23Oh, you have not seen it.
00:32:25Well, at least there's no blood on it.
00:32:27Okay, ready?
00:32:29On three.
00:32:30One, two, three.
00:32:36What the hell are you doing?
00:32:38I'm sorry, I couldn't hold him.
00:32:40Listen, Barbies, can we get a move on here?
00:32:42At this rate, we're going to be too old to lift him by the time we get to the door.
00:32:48Okay, I'm alright.
00:32:50One, two, three.
00:32:57Oh, I think I threw my back out.
00:33:04Look, we're all here because of you, so could you please stop whining?
00:33:08I'm not whining, I'm just saying.
00:33:10I felt a crack.
00:33:12Hey, let's roll him.
00:33:18Wait, wait, wait.
00:33:19Shouldn't we roll him the other way?
00:33:20No, you can't roll a carpet inside out.
00:33:23It will look weird.
00:33:24I know, but he'll put blood on it.
00:33:25Do you intend to take it home?
00:33:27No.
00:33:28Then who cares?
00:33:30Seriously, guys, sometimes I worry about you.
00:33:33I don't know you.
00:33:47Cabron, I didn't know you were so heavy.
00:33:50I know, he's so skinny.
00:33:52Yeah, and they say you lose weight when you die.
00:33:57It's true.
00:33:58I saw it in a movie.
00:34:00Oh, well then it must be true.
00:34:01Why are you so pissy today?
00:34:04Um, I don't know.
00:34:05Maybe because you're making me carry a dead body?
00:34:08No one is making you do anything.
00:34:11Oh, yeah?
00:34:12Then I'll just go and leave you to it.
00:34:14Puta, you're not going anywhere.
00:34:15You shut up, okay?
00:34:16We're gonna carry this body down to the car,
00:34:18and if you drop it,
00:34:19las voy a matar de manera lenta y dolorosa.
00:34:23When should I?
00:34:24I don't know, but it sounded scary.
00:34:26Thanks, Soti.
00:34:28What kind of name is Soti?
00:34:30What kind of name is Soti?
00:34:31What kind of name is Omarosa?
00:34:32Cardamosa.
00:34:34Soti is short for sotiria.
00:34:36It means salvation in Greek.
00:34:38You're Greek.
00:34:40My parents are.
00:34:41What does Cardamosa mean?
00:34:43Spicy.
00:34:45What fits?
00:34:46I don't know.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:48First, we take the carpet down to the car.
00:35:01One of you stays by the car,
00:35:03and the other one comes back up here with me to get the bags, yeah?
00:35:05Why can't we all come back?
00:35:07Okay.
00:35:08No.
00:35:09Around here, they're gonna take the carpet right out of the trunk.
00:35:11There's a lot of stairs.
00:35:13We'll stop at each piso.
00:35:16And no dropping him.
00:35:21Oh, I almost forgot the snow.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:24We're not taking that.
00:35:28Do you know how much that's worth?
00:35:29I don't care.
00:35:30My car's a drug-free car.
00:35:31If you want to use it, the blow stays here.
00:35:33No, that's throwing money away.
00:35:37Fine.
00:35:38Let's go.
00:35:40How about we just do one last line?
00:35:42Galia?
00:35:44You want me to help you with this?
00:35:45You don't ever do coke again.
00:35:48Never?
00:35:49But I just...
00:35:50Swear it or I'm out of here.
00:35:54Fine, I swear.
00:35:56You can't trust a junkie.
00:35:57I'm not a junkie.
00:36:00I trust Galia.
00:36:19One, two, three.
00:36:22Hey, ladies.
00:36:24You need a hand?
00:36:25No, thank you. We're okay.
00:36:26We could use some strong men over here.
00:36:31What are you doing?
00:36:32No problem.
00:36:33Oh, we'll never make it on our own.
00:36:35Make it in the middle.
00:36:36Okay.
00:36:37Do that.
00:36:41Oh, that's some carpet.
00:36:43Oh, it's very old.
00:36:44Sorry the weight of all that dust.
00:36:48So what are you going for?
00:36:49Oh, just to the car.
00:36:51Which is?
00:36:52About two blocks away.
00:36:55But I can bring it to the door.
00:36:58You do that.
00:36:59I'll go get the bags.
00:37:00And I have to use the bathroom.
00:37:01Look it up.
00:37:04I think one of us should probably get down there and receive it.
00:37:07Okay.
00:37:08Or, uh...
00:37:09Okay, why don't you guys get down and I'll feed it to you.
00:37:11Maybe two.
00:37:12And then I'll feed it to you.
00:37:13Lift it over the railing.
00:37:15Yeah, because it won't bend.
00:37:16I'll feed it to you.
00:37:22Alright, you ready?
00:37:23Yep.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:25One, two, three.
00:37:26Yeah!
00:37:27No, I'm losing it!
00:37:28Get down!
00:37:30Oh, fuck!
00:37:31Hey, you used okay?
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:34You covered his waist like 300 pounds.
00:37:40Whose shoe is this?
00:37:42It's not mine.
00:37:44It's not mine either.
00:37:46Where the hell did it come from?
00:37:51It's mine!
00:37:57I took Lyle's shoe by mistake.
00:38:02No, I never fell off.
00:38:04Let me help.
00:38:05No!
00:38:06It's not him.
00:38:10Shall we?
00:38:17You got it, thanks.
00:38:18I got it at a police auction, so blame the previous owner.
00:38:33Um, hmm.
00:38:34Yeah, it's never gonna fit in that trunk.
00:38:35It won't even fit in the car.
00:38:36You still have the stuff from Sven's Christmas party in your trunk?
00:38:38Good.
00:38:39Good.
00:38:40Good.
00:38:41Oh, yeah.
00:38:42Good.
00:38:43Oh, yeah.
00:38:44Good.
00:38:45Ready?
00:38:46Ready?
00:38:47Ready.
00:38:48One.
00:38:49One.
00:38:50Two.
00:38:51Three.
00:38:52One.
00:38:53One.
00:38:54Three.
00:38:55One.
00:38:56Two.
00:38:57One.
00:38:58Two.
00:38:59Three.
00:39:00Three.
00:39:01Hey!
00:39:07One.
00:39:08Two.
00:39:11Two.
00:39:12All right, one, two, three.
00:39:23Hey!
00:39:42Quick thinking.
00:40:05What?
00:40:06The thing with your shoe?
00:40:08Easy.
00:40:10Who's shoe is this?
00:40:14It's not mine, dude.
00:40:17It's mine!
00:40:19So where is your bloody day cargo?
00:40:22Uh, next left.
00:40:24No, let's go pick up Frank first.
00:40:27Not now, Galia. First we must get rid of him.
00:40:30Soti, you know how he gets. I have to get him out of there.
00:40:33We'll get Frank out just after we've dumped Lyle!
00:40:37We can only bail them out until three and then it'll be too late and he'll have to stay the whole weekend.
00:40:43Galia!
00:40:44Soti!
00:40:46Okay, fine.
00:40:50What are you doing?
00:40:52We just need to pick up her brother first.
00:40:58Oh!
00:40:59I thought you girls get off on this!
00:41:14I'll be right back.
00:41:16She just needs to get her brother out, then we'll go. It'll be fine.
00:41:37You're both locas. Or you have a death wish.
00:41:47I'm warning you if he finds Lyle, you're on your own.
00:41:50He's not gonna find Lyle.
00:41:51It's not a death wish, you're just delusional.
00:41:54Why is he coming this way then?
00:41:56Maybe he just thinks you're hot.
00:41:58Oh, I knew it! You play for the other team!
00:42:03What?
00:42:04You like your friend, don't you?
00:42:06Who golly? Of course I like her, she's my friend.
00:42:09No, I mean you like her like her.
00:42:12Good afternoon, ma'am.
00:42:14Hello, officer.
00:42:15Do you know why I'm here?
00:42:17Not really.
00:42:19First of all, you cannot park here.
00:42:21Oh, I'm sorry, we're just-
00:42:23I'm not done.
00:42:24Sorry?
00:42:25Second, that carpet's a hazard tied like that.
00:42:28It's just we're a couple hundred yards, I'm having it cleaned for my aunt.
00:42:32That may be, ma'am, but it's still illegal.
00:42:34No kidding.
00:42:39I told her so.
00:42:42I have a green card.
00:42:44I'm very sorry, officer. I promise I'll be very careful.
00:42:47Luckily for you, I have some extra road.
00:42:50Stay here.
00:42:53Okay, we're leaving now, before he comes back.
00:42:56I'm not leaving Galia here.
00:42:58Oh, so you can share the same cell as her?
00:43:01He's gonna be extra suspicious if we just vanish.
00:43:04Okay, you don't think he's gonna be suspicious when he grabs the last foot?
00:43:08Too late, anyway.
00:43:09Ay, Santa Muerte, por favor proteja tu hija.
00:43:12Toma esta tonta, a mi no me importa, pero te suplico.
00:43:15Recuerda que nunca te olvidado ninguno de tu dias.
00:43:17Can you stop muttering? It's very unnerving.
00:43:20Ay, Santa Muerte, por favor, por favor te suplico,
00:43:22si me oyes en este momento, si me puedes ayudar,
00:43:24te lo juro que hago lo que sea.
00:43:26Virgen negra, poderosa, bonita, preciosa.
00:43:29Oh, I know it.
00:43:32Shut up.
00:43:33Could you step out of the vehicle, ma'am?
00:43:38Sure.
00:43:40You too, ma'am.
00:43:52Step aside, ma'am.
00:43:54Toss the rope back under, Jimmy.
00:44:06Good.
00:44:08Once more.
00:44:09There you go.
00:44:11Good, good.
00:44:12I got it.
00:44:14Let me go ahead and tie it now.
00:44:15There.
00:44:21That should hold.
00:44:22But only for a short distance.
00:44:24Oh, yes, officer.
00:44:25Thank you very much.
00:44:27Are you retarded?
00:44:28Seriously, are you retarded?
00:44:29Hey, do I look retarded?
00:44:30Yeah, you kinda do a little.
00:44:32You still need to move your car, though.
00:44:34Of course.
00:44:35We're waiting for a friend to pick up her brother.
00:44:38Is he an officer?
00:44:39No.
00:44:40Actually, he's...
00:44:45Howdy, Frankie.
00:44:46He knows you.
00:44:47He's the jerk who arrested me.
00:44:57Careful, Frankie.
00:44:58I could always book you for contempt.
00:44:59No, sir, he didn't mean it.
00:45:00Yes, I did.
00:45:01Get in the car, Frankie.
00:45:02Next time you feel like taking a nap, Frankie,
00:45:05do it in your own house.
00:45:07The name is Frank.
00:45:08If you stop getting into other people's homes,
00:45:11I'll call you whatever you like, Frankie.
00:45:13Yeah, I'd like...
00:45:17I'll be watching you.
00:45:18Remember that sleeping beauty.
00:45:22Remember this, you asshole.
00:45:23Shut up, Frank.
00:45:28Now quiet until we're far from here.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:39We'll be on real.
00:45:44have to get home now.
00:45:45Jesus, Galia.
00:45:47The cup actually padded Lyle's...
00:45:50carpet?
00:45:51Carpet.
00:45:52That's a cool carpet.
00:45:54Is it worth anything?
00:45:56No!
00:45:57Egal's bris starts in 30 minutes.
00:45:59We have to get home now.
00:46:00Listen, Chica, you can go home when we're done.
00:46:02Can you cut the puta chica thing?
00:46:05Attending a bris isn't exactly optional in my family.
00:46:08Galia, we gotta get rid of...
00:46:10We gotta do this drop.
00:46:13It cannot wait.
00:46:14Yes, it can.
00:46:17He's gone, but my mom isn't,
00:46:19and she's gonna kill us if we're not back in time.
00:46:21Who's gone?
00:46:23No one, Frank.
00:46:25So, T, you know how my mom gets.
00:46:27Listen, what's your name?
00:46:28Galia.
00:46:29Galia.
00:46:29I know your nice little life hasn't prepared you for something like this.
00:46:32Hey, hey, hey.
00:46:33There is nothing nice about my life.
00:46:36Does this look like a nice life to you?
00:46:39The only thing nice about it is my mom.
00:46:44So we are going to the press.
00:46:47Hola.
00:46:48I'm nice.
00:46:50What's your name?
00:46:51Keep him away from me.
00:46:54Listen.
00:46:55You can drop us off and then go take care of the problem.
00:47:00You don't need me.
00:47:01No, listen.
00:47:02You are not getting off that easily,
00:47:04especially since it's mostly your problem.
00:47:07Fine.
00:47:07I'll be more than happy to help just afterwards.
00:47:10If you don't get me home by four,
00:47:11I'm not doing anything about it.
00:47:14Okay, fine.
00:47:16Stop the car.
00:47:17What?
00:47:18What?
00:47:18What?
00:47:19Just stop the puta madre car.
00:47:37Okay, drive.
00:47:41What?
00:47:41I was tired of wearing his thinking shoe, okay?
00:47:46It's probably best to do it at night anyway.
00:47:48You know what we could, uh, do her right now?
00:47:52What did I say?
00:47:54Cut it out, Frank.
00:47:55She's not interested.
00:47:56Thank God.
00:47:59What?
00:48:00You're married already.
00:48:01You changed that, remember?
00:48:03Did you sleep with her husband or something?
00:48:06Something.
00:48:07Well, this looks like a nice life.
00:48:21You sure this isn't worth anything?
00:48:23Don't touch it, Frank.
00:48:24Let's go.
00:48:25Hey, we can't just leave the carpet here.
00:48:28I'm not bringing that to you, Valspress.
00:48:30This doesn't look like a neighborhood where they steal much.
00:48:33So it is worth something.
00:48:34Frank, it's Lyle's, so stay away from it.
00:48:38You mean it's Lyle's.
00:48:41Right.
00:48:42Whatever.
00:48:43So don't even think about it.
00:48:46I wasn't thinking anything.
00:48:47I was just saying.
00:48:50What if a cop starts, you know, checking up on it?
00:48:53What for?
00:48:55Illegal carpeting?
00:48:58No.
00:48:59More like hazardous material.
00:49:01You want to walk around with it some more?
00:49:04It took us three guys to get it to the car.
00:49:07Frank could help.
00:49:08Oh, so now you want me to touch the carpet?
00:49:10No, Frank, we don't.
00:49:11So, T, my mother loves carpets.
00:49:14Oh, right.
00:49:15I guess it's safer to leave it here then.
00:49:17Good.
00:49:18Let's go.
00:49:19Oh, bags, bags.
00:49:21Right.
00:49:21What happened to your neck?
00:49:42Nothing.
00:49:43Mom, my scarf just caught on something.
00:49:45Something with two hands?
00:49:46Why do you look like you slept in your clothes?
00:49:52Oh, she's good.
00:49:53Who's your friend, Sotoria?
00:49:55Oh, hi, Mom.
00:49:55I'm Cardo Mosa.
00:49:56It's very nice to meet you.
00:49:57You have a lovely home.
00:49:59You haven't seen it yet.
00:50:01We'll talk about this afterwards, okay?
00:50:02You're late.
00:50:03No, we're not.
00:50:04If you're not early, you're late.
00:50:06Oh, I'm not sure I can watch.
00:50:37Why do you do such barbaric things?
00:50:39It's not barbaric.
00:50:40It's tradition.
00:50:42Anyway, it's clean.
00:50:43Oh, then I prefer my men dirty.
00:50:45Nobody asked you.
00:50:58Why is he so much younger than you?
00:51:00It's from my mom's second marriage.
00:51:03My dad bailed when Frank was two.
00:51:05But you have a great mom.
00:51:07Yeah, well, I think it's still screwed us up anyway.
00:51:09Whatever you say, chica, you're pretty wack, so you're probably right.
00:51:14Oh, I'm going to wait outside.
00:51:22Oh, I'm going to wait outside.
00:51:22Oh, I'm going to wait outside for a second twelve.
00:51:35Mm.
00:51:36Mm.
00:51:40So you're gonna tell her?
00:51:58Tell what to whom?
00:52:01The annoying chick that you like her like.
00:52:03I don't like.
00:52:05But I don't care anyway.
00:52:07I don't. I just think you should tell her.
00:52:11Why?
00:52:12She's like 99% straight.
00:52:15And the 1%?
00:52:18She's just not interested, okay?
00:52:20Oh, and how do you know if you haven't asked?
00:52:22We're friends.
00:52:24It would be weird.
00:52:26What if she completely freaks out?
00:52:28What if she doesn't?
00:52:30Look, this is none of your business.
00:52:32If it was me, I wanna know.
00:52:34If you were me or Galia.
00:52:38Both. Where's the bathroom?
00:52:40Right there on the left.
00:52:57Galia, can we talk?
00:52:59Sure.
00:53:00Not here.
00:53:22Galia, I know this is gonna sound completely crazy, but I've been...
00:53:26For quite a while now, I've had this feeling, and I thought, you know, what's the point?
00:53:36But then I thought, but what if?
00:53:39And I think Cardamosa's right.
00:53:43I wanna know, even if it's no.
00:53:46What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:49And please, don't tell me that you've been taking advice from Samosa of all people.
00:53:54Galia, what I'm trying to...
00:53:56Wait.
00:53:57It's from Eric.
00:54:01I knew he was having second thoughts.
00:54:05He read that in a text?
00:54:07Well, not word for word, but he has to find his leaker's cap.
00:54:13Oh.
00:54:14Oh, come on.
00:54:15It's like the lamest excuse in the book.
00:54:28Sorry, I didn't...
00:54:31Is that Coke?
00:54:32Yes.
00:54:33Now get out.
00:54:34Can I have some?
00:54:35No.
00:54:36Get out.
00:54:37Come on.
00:54:38She's so little.
00:54:39With three girls at the same time.
00:54:52He didn't care.
00:54:54Eric did care about me.
00:54:56For what?
00:54:57A week?
00:54:58He treated you like shit.
00:55:00Hey, your hot friend's doing blow in the bathroom.
00:55:05She's not that hot!
00:55:07God damn it!
00:55:15Okay, why are there no locks on the doors?
00:55:17And doesn't anyone ever knock in this house?
00:55:19Mom likes doors to remain open and no.
00:55:22So you're doing blow?
00:55:24Yes.
00:55:25You want some?
00:55:26I told you not to take it.
00:55:28I know.
00:55:29I took it anyway.
00:55:30You had it all along?
00:55:32Even while that cop was fixing the carpet?
00:55:37Yes.
00:55:38Jesus, are you insane?
00:55:40How was I supposed to know you were going to drive us directly to a police station?
00:55:44The point is, you were totally dishonest with me.
00:55:47Okay, nothing personal, but it's not like we're friends here or anything.
00:55:51Soti, what did you expect?
00:55:53And there's no use getting all worked up about it.
00:55:56It's over.
00:55:57Nothing happened.
00:55:58Do you know what'll happen if my mother finds out?
00:56:01She'll take all three of us to jail herself.
00:56:03Okay, fine.
00:56:04Let's drop off Lyle.
00:56:06You take me to the station, and you don't see me or the drugs ever again.
00:56:10Problem solved.
00:56:16Right, that's it.
00:56:18Hey!
00:56:19No, that belonged to me!
00:56:22Well, now it belongs to the city of L.A. sewers, right where it should.
00:56:26Hey guys!
00:56:27Not yet!
00:56:28Now, Frank!
00:56:29Okay, just thought you might want to know Mom borrowed Soti's car.
00:56:32Fine.
00:56:33Wait!
00:56:34What?
00:56:35Come back here!
00:56:37I thought you didn't want to hear it.
00:56:39What did you say about Mom?
00:56:41She borrowed Soti's car.
00:56:45Don't worry, she'll bring it right back.
00:56:48Frank, where is she taking it?
00:56:50She just needed some groceries.
00:56:51She went down to the market.
00:56:52What's wrong with her car?
00:56:54Uh, Soti's car was blocking it.
00:56:56This is a nightmare.
00:56:57Maybe we should just walk over there.
00:57:11She's hardly going to unroll the carpet at the supermarket.
00:57:26She'll be fine.
00:57:27Soti, if I go to jail, will you come visit me?
00:57:38You're not going to jail.
00:57:39But what if I do?
00:57:40Will you come visit me?
00:57:41Don't worry, Chica.
00:57:42We'll all be in the same cell.
00:57:44I'm not going to let anything happen to you, okay?
00:57:53Ah, here she comes.
00:57:54What's everyone doing in the street?
00:58:14Uh, we need to take Cardemosa to the station.
00:58:17Oh, where are you off to?
00:58:19Ah, to see my family.
00:58:20In Connecticut.
00:58:27This is a beautiful carpets lottery.
00:58:29Are you trying to sell it?
00:58:30Oh, no, Mrs. Zaytuni.
00:58:32It belongs to my aunt.
00:58:33Oh.
00:58:34What a shame.
00:58:35Will you tell her if she ever wants to sell it?
00:58:37I'll take it.
00:58:38Sure, Mrs. Zaytuni.
00:58:44Goodbye, girl.
00:58:45I didn't get your name.
00:58:46Cardamosa.
00:58:47It's nice to meet you.
00:58:48At least you didn't throw up on my bathroom like some other of Galia's friends.
00:58:54Was that Eric?
00:58:56He likes to drink a little bit.
00:59:02Their car got now!
00:59:18Maybe we should take the Christmas lights.
00:59:32You want to decorate a Christmas tree in August?
00:59:35What if they can be traced back to you?
00:59:50I'll leave them in the car and declare it stolen.
00:59:54Then you won't have a car.
00:59:56Ugh.
00:59:57Doesn't matter.
00:59:58Soti, I am so sorry.
00:59:59Don't worry about it.
01:00:00No, I didn't think before dragging you into this.
01:00:01I'm never going to be able to repay you.
01:00:02Galia, you don't owe me anything.
01:00:03Just don't kill anyone else, okay?
01:00:04I don't think I can do this twice, even for you.
01:00:05You suck.
01:00:06Okay, can we continue this mating ritual once you've dropped me off?
01:00:08What mating ritual?
01:00:09Just ignore her.
01:00:10What mating ritual?
01:00:11Toe, I sent Amorte, give me patience.
01:00:14White chick.
01:00:15In love with another white chick.
01:00:32Can we go now?
01:00:33Just ignore her.
01:00:34Toe, Santa Muerte.
01:00:35You're gonna have to take me to walk with my wife.
01:00:39Can we go now?
01:00:41What?
01:00:43It's just... I'm not...
01:00:47We're friends. I know it. I get it. No problem.
01:00:53I thought it wasn't your type.
01:00:55I just said that so you wouldn't be uncomfortable around me.
01:01:03Let's go.
01:01:09Hello, I said later.
01:01:21Hey, look.
01:01:23Okay, leave the car there and it'll be gone by tomorrow.
01:01:39Well, have a good trip.
01:01:41We don't have to do that. It's not like we're friends or anything, yeah?
01:01:43Right. Come on, Soti. Bye, Samosa.
01:01:45Bye, Katia.
01:01:47Galia.
01:01:49Be careful, okay?
01:01:51Mira, fine, come here.
01:01:53Okay, okay.
01:01:55Okay, okay.
01:01:57Okay, bye.
01:01:59Bye, Katia.
01:02:01Galia.
01:02:03Be careful, okay?
01:02:05Mira, fine. Come here.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:09Okay. Okay.
01:02:11Okay.
01:02:13Okay.
01:02:15Bye now.
01:02:17Hey, you're the most annoying green guy I've ever met.
01:02:23You know, that's just low.
01:02:25If I say anything about Latinas, I'm the racist.
01:02:29Well, hey, I'm a minority.
01:02:31I might as well get something out of it.
01:02:47Then...
01:02:49peaks and seaunciers.
01:02:59I might as well be careful.
01:03:01We are Panzi specifically.
01:03:03I won!
01:03:05Ioli!
01:03:07I can imagine...
01:03:41Hello?
01:03:51Eric, hi.
01:03:53I'm great. How are you?
01:03:57Really?
01:03:58That's great.
01:04:00Good for you.
01:04:04That's sweet.
01:04:06But actually, I'm seeing someone.
01:04:08Uh, you do, actually. It's Soti.
01:04:15No, not my friend Soti. My girlfriend Soti.
01:04:24Bye, Eric.
01:04:25What did you do with the money?
01:04:37What?
01:04:37That bitch!
01:04:56What?
01:04:56This just about pays for the drugs that went down the toilet.
01:05:05You think this is funny?
01:05:08This isn't funny!
01:05:09You didn't seriously intend to keep that money.
01:05:12Yes, I did!
01:05:14What about Frank's lawyer?
01:05:16How about you let Frank figure it out for once?
01:05:19He's 19. He's not your responsibility.
01:05:21Hey, come here.
01:05:27It'll be fine.
01:05:29Can't promise that.
01:05:31No.
01:05:32But we can work on it.
01:05:34Oh, we can work on it.
01:05:54Oh, hi.
01:05:55I found something, Bella.
01:06:23Good girl.
01:06:25Looks like it could be worth something.
01:06:33What the?
01:06:49Jesus, son, I thought you were dead.
01:06:51Where the fuck are we?
01:06:58East L'Aid Dome.
01:07:00How the fuck did I get here?
01:07:03Don't ask me.
01:07:06Where the fuck's my other shoe?
01:07:08Don't know.
01:07:09Don't care.
01:07:11Could you get off my carpet now?
01:07:14That's my fucking carpet.
01:07:15Oh, no, it ain't.
01:07:17I found it fair and square.
01:07:19Listen, you stupid ass.
01:07:20Don't yell.
01:07:21Bella here don't like it.
01:07:24This carpet cost me $3,000.
01:07:28Good.
01:07:29Good.
01:07:30I can probably get a couple hundred for it easy then, huh?
01:07:35Sir, fine.
01:07:36Fine, you keep it.
01:07:38Very kind of you, sir.
01:07:46How the fuck do I get home?
01:07:52Downtown's that way.
01:07:53You can be there in three hours if you walk fast.
01:08:23You can be there in three hours if you walk fast.
01:08:25Well, I know.
01:08:26Well, I know.
01:08:27Well, I know.
01:08:30Bye.
01:08:38Bye.
01:08:41Bye.
01:08:46Bye.
01:08:53Bye.
01:08:53Bye.
01:08:53Hey!
01:09:18Not so, so, what the fuck's my line?
01:09:21Sorry.
01:09:23Who are you?
01:09:28Where is life?
01:09:33Of course, you have more to do this, man.
01:09:40What the fuck, man?
01:09:50Hello?
01:09:51Pot and cattle, anyone?
01:09:53I can't do it.
01:09:58How are you doing too bad?
01:10:01Good, okay.
01:10:03No work.
01:10:14I'm sorry.
01:10:15Sorry.
01:10:26It's a fuck.
01:10:27It's a fuck.
01:10:27It's a fuck.
01:10:28It's a fuck.
01:10:28Didn't you get a green card out of it?
01:10:40I didn't need him.
01:10:42He said to immigration he was going to...
01:10:44You're asleep.
01:10:45I'm sorry.
01:10:45What?
01:10:46It's a really good..
01:10:48It's a very good matter.
01:10:49It's not funny.
01:10:49I know it's a good story.
01:10:49It's not funny.
01:10:50It's a fun thing.
01:10:51It's not funny.
01:10:51It's not funny.
01:10:51It's not funny.
01:10:52It's not funny.
01:10:54It's not funny.
01:10:55It's not funny.
01:10:56that's a blooper
01:11:09we can pay later
01:11:14no, you pay now
01:11:16sorry, sorry, sorry
01:11:19200 cash
01:11:26no, I'm sorry
01:11:31I'm sorry
01:11:35oh my god
01:11:36sorry, sorry
01:11:38we've got the money
01:11:39mm-hmm
01:11:41really?
01:11:42you don't have any change in your breasts?
01:11:44sorry
01:11:46now I have some down white food
01:11:53and how many of the specialists do you know?
01:11:56because I don't think they'll be in the cli-
01:11:58cleaning lady
01:12:00any requests?
01:12:02yeah, I'd like to flip
01:12:04oh, okay
01:12:05oh, oh
01:12:06ta-da
01:12:09oh, you think his head is more disgusting than his ass?
01:12:14you clearly have not seen it
01:12:16at least there's no
01:12:18stop it
01:12:20ow
01:12:21I'm sorry
01:12:22in my boob
01:12:23good
01:12:24santa muerte
01:12:25give me patience
01:12:29fuck
01:12:30where the fuck am I?
01:12:39where the fuck is my suit?
01:12:41who the fuck are you?
01:12:42who the fuck are you?
01:12:43I'm your worst nightmare
01:12:48jesus, you stupid bitch
01:12:49jesus, you stupid bitch
01:12:50jesus, you stupid bitch
01:12:51yeah
01:12:52why the fuck are you?
01:12:53god
01:12:54wow
01:12:55how the fuck are you?
01:12:57he's a kid
01:12:58how the fuck is my suit?
01:12:59where the fuck am I?
01:13:00wh- she's a kid
01:13:01where the fuck am I?
01:13:02where the fuck am I?
01:13:03where the fuck is my suit?
01:13:04Jesus, you stupid bitch.
01:13:14Jesus, you stupid Hitler impersonator.
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