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  • 6/24/2025
2007
UNCUT HOT MOVIE

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Transcript
00:00:00Give it to me straight.
00:00:02Virginal bride or slut in white?
00:00:06He is so lucky.
00:00:19Yo, get in there.
00:00:22I feel sick.
00:00:25You get nervous.
00:00:26You remember last year when Jessie and I broke up for a couple of weeks?
00:00:31And I thought she spent us two weeks in bed, sad and depressed.
00:00:36Yeah.
00:00:38This morning she tells me out of the blue that she spent one of those weeks in bed with Jake Lee.
00:00:43What did you do?
00:00:44Nothing.
00:00:46Good. That's good. So, what's wrong?
00:00:50She slept with Jake Lee.
00:00:53She slept with him for like a week.
00:00:55How am I supposed to live with that?
00:00:57What if all this is a mistake?
00:00:59Oh, come on. You would have known that by now.
00:01:01Am I overreacting?
00:01:02Yes, you are.
00:01:04Come on, man. It's not like she actually cheated.
00:01:06I mean, you know, you had broken up.
00:01:09Right.
00:01:10What would you do?
00:01:13I'd be happy, man.
00:01:16I mean, it's Jessie.
00:01:17Everyone you know wants Jessie.
00:01:19What do you mean by that?
00:01:20I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't mean it like that.
00:01:23I just, uh, look, you wanted this, right?
00:01:29So pull yourself together, go out there and get married.
00:01:32Ed, Mr. Allen.
00:01:47Um, you caught me reminiscing.
00:01:50A lot of memories here.
00:01:51I'll buy you a drink.
00:01:53Oh, I, I'd love to, Frank, but, uh, I'm kinda, I'm, I'm, I'm in a bit of a rush.
00:01:56I insist.
00:01:58After all, it is the traditional function of the father of the bride.
00:02:01What is?
00:02:03Keeping the groom away from back exits.
00:02:05No, I, I was just gonna, um, go outside, get some air.
00:02:08Your best tequila on the rocks.
00:02:10What were you, sir?
00:02:11It's tequila, right?
00:02:12Uh, none for me, thanks.
00:02:14That's great.
00:02:14He'll have a double.
00:02:16You know, I realize that you don't know me very well, Ed.
00:02:18You and Jessie down at school, my wife and I up here.
00:02:20But trust me, you can talk to me.
00:02:23Nothing really to talk about, sir.
00:02:26Doubts.
00:02:27No, no, no doubts.
00:02:28It's, uh, down in my mind, I'm totally doubt-free.
00:02:31I'm, I'm, I'm doubtless.
00:02:34Yeah.
00:02:35I'll tell you what.
00:02:38Why don't we make a little list, shall we?
00:02:42Let's start with doubt number one.
00:02:44Uh, none.
00:02:46No, I, I promise none.
00:02:47Uh, number one is, is none.
00:02:49Oh, come on.
00:02:50We can do better than that.
00:02:52What about that thing with Jake Lee?
00:02:56She told you that?
00:02:57Two weeks, last year.
00:02:59Two weeks?
00:02:59She told me a week.
00:03:01One, two, most of Lent.
00:03:04That's hardly the point.
00:03:05That's not why you're eyeing the exit.
00:03:07Jake Lee's an excuse.
00:03:10Tell me something, Ed.
00:03:13Do you love her?
00:03:16Yeah, of course I do.
00:03:18But maybe, just maybe you're wondering why it isn't pure and constant.
00:03:23Why all of these ups and downs?
00:03:25Conviction and doubt.
00:03:26How can something that feels so right one moment make you so queasy the next?
00:03:34Relax.
00:03:35Life is a mess.
00:03:36All you have to do is choose to love her the best way that you know how.
00:03:43You know, I've really got to get out of here.
00:03:44Um, thank you for the advice and the drink.
00:03:48You know, I've had a marriage of ups and downs.
00:03:51Oof.
00:03:51Dazzling extremes.
00:03:55Perhaps you've never heard the full account.
00:03:56Frankly, Frank, another time, maybe Christmas.
00:04:00Not really a Christmas story.
00:04:01Tell you what.
00:04:07One says walk.
00:04:09And the other
00:04:09says talk.
00:04:12Pick one.
00:04:13You choose.
00:04:14Pick the one that says walk,
00:04:15and you'll be free of me.
00:04:17Pick the one that says talk,
00:04:19and, well,
00:04:20you're kidding, right?
00:04:23You know, I get the feeling sometimes, Mr. Allen,
00:04:42that you don't like me very much.
00:04:44I like Jake Lee.
00:04:46But my daughter loves you.
00:04:48Which means that you have a great capacity to hurt her,
00:04:51and you've never done a damn thing to prove to me
00:04:53that someday you won't.
00:04:54Like I said,
00:04:55my marriage
00:04:56has been one of extremes.
00:05:00Certainty and doubt,
00:05:01deceit and truth.
00:05:04But it started with truth.
00:05:07And it started right here in this hotel.
00:05:10In this very room.
00:05:23Hey.
00:05:28Hey.
00:05:29Good.
00:05:30Good.
00:05:30Good resolutions, huh?
00:05:32Yeah.
00:05:32I always make mine on December 29th.
00:05:34That way I only have 48 hours to feel bummed
00:05:36about not keeping it.
00:05:37Cheers.
00:05:38Cheers.
00:05:41Hey, have you seen Susan yet?
00:05:42Oh, she's always late.
00:05:44Have you seen her lately?
00:05:45No.
00:05:45No, not since Teddy's party last week.
00:05:47Teddy had a party.
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:50Is she there with anyone, or, uh...
00:05:52No, not really.
00:05:54Oh.
00:05:54Which is it?
00:05:55Not her, uh, really?
00:05:57It's hard to say.
00:05:58Okay.
00:05:58Okay.
00:06:11Careful, Frank.
00:06:12She'll leave nothing but your bones.
00:06:13All right, okay.
00:06:39Resolutions.
00:06:40Who's got one?
00:06:42Mary?
00:06:42Can you take off five pounds?
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:45Come on.
00:06:46Take it off now.
00:06:47Your turn, Frank.
00:06:48Okay, I, uh...
00:06:49I resolve to be...
00:06:52older.
00:06:54Whoa.
00:06:56Dang.
00:06:57Got it.
00:06:58Well, I resolve to fall in love.
00:07:01Oh, no.
00:07:02Okay, this is getting a little bit heated.
00:07:04It's pretty ambitious.
00:07:05I'm almost holding your hand.
00:07:07Okay, I'm...
00:07:08Okay, I, um...
00:07:17I, um, uh, resolve to buy a motorcycle.
00:07:21Ride a Harley.
00:07:23Nice.
00:07:23Nothing nicer, sexier than a chicken on a Harley.
00:07:26That resolves it to stop you from doing that.
00:07:28Why?
00:07:29Don't you like motorcycles or something?
00:07:30I love motorcycles.
00:07:31It's just 95% of riders get injured in the first six months.
00:07:33Uh, here we go.
00:07:34You memorized that.
00:07:3455% of those riders get seriously injured, but it actually gets better than that.
00:07:39Do you know what doctors call riders that don't wear a helmet?
00:07:42Oh, tell us.
00:07:42Sexy.
00:07:43Organ donors.
00:07:45Organ donors.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:47Just promise me that you'll always burn.
00:07:49Well, okay.
00:07:49Somebody take the pull out of his ass.
00:07:51Hey, here you are.
00:07:52Take the pull.
00:07:53I know.
00:07:53Okay, so, I have another resolution.
00:07:56An even better one, I think.
00:07:57Better be better than that.
00:07:58Does anyone want to hear it?
00:07:59Yes.
00:07:59Come on.
00:08:00Okay, so, um, I resolve to find a husband.
00:08:06Oh, wow.
00:08:06Yeah, I'm afraid so.
00:08:08It's true.
00:08:09And, um, uh, I've decided to pick from my friends.
00:08:14You know, I don't want to marry a stranger or anything, so, um, who wants to be my husband?
00:08:21I do.
00:08:22I do.
00:08:22Oh, shit.
00:08:24Oh, God, how will I ever choose?
00:08:26By size.
00:08:27Oh, by size of what, exactly?
00:08:30Whatever pleases you the most.
00:08:31I don't like guesswork, buddy.
00:08:33There won't be any guesswork involved over here, baby.
00:08:34Here, just keep Mr. Ed in your pants.
00:08:36Oh, my God.
00:08:37That's actually what you'd call it.
00:08:38Mr. Ed.
00:08:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:08:40That's it.
00:08:41That's perfect.
00:08:41What could be more revealing about a man?
00:08:43Best nickname for your dick.
00:08:46Here comes my husband.
00:08:48Great.
00:08:48Okay, so, who's first?
00:08:49Come on.
00:08:50Ken.
00:08:51What do you got for me?
00:08:52Come on, baby.
00:08:54Is it too hard of a question for yours?
00:08:56Wow.
00:08:58Okay.
00:08:58What's your name?
00:08:59I call him Squeaky the Bald-Headed Mountain.
00:09:04Oh, my God, you don't.
00:09:05Oh, my God, because he likes holes.
00:09:07Are you serious?
00:09:08He's an animal king.
00:09:09Oh, no, no.
00:09:10Buddy.
00:09:10No one else but us.
00:09:11Come on.
00:09:11Come on.
00:09:12What?
00:09:14Master of the universe, defender of our galaxy.
00:09:16Oh, shit, man.
00:09:18Couldn't it just be God Almighty or something?
00:09:20Well, that's my tongue.
00:09:22Oh, God.
00:09:23Whatever.
00:09:24Okay, Frank.
00:09:26Truth.
00:09:27Yeah.
00:09:27Come on, spin it out.
00:09:28The truth.
00:09:29That's, that's what I call it.
00:09:32Truth.
00:09:35I'm sorry it's not a farm animal.
00:09:37I'm sorry.
00:09:38You shut it.
00:09:39Five, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:09:47It's always going to be you.
00:09:51Oh, my God.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:21What's that?
00:10:22It's your daughter.
00:10:23Oh, no.
00:10:24I don't know.
00:10:25I don't have a daughter.
00:10:27It's early.
00:10:28Whatever's there, kill it.
00:10:31It's wide awake.
00:10:32Okay, okay, okay.
00:10:34I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
00:10:35I'm going.
00:10:36Go away.
00:10:38Let mommy sleep.
00:10:41Hurry.
00:10:42Okay.
00:10:42Mom.
00:10:43Take care of a good speech.
00:11:07Your turn.
00:11:16Nice writing.
00:11:17I wish I wish upon the sun that my wish is number one.
00:11:22And what'd you wish for?
00:11:24That Mary Ross will get hit by a check.
00:11:27Well, that's not very nice.
00:11:28I thought Mary was your best friend.
00:11:29I divorced her.
00:11:32You can't divorce a friend.
00:11:34Why not?
00:11:35Because divorce is for married people.
00:11:38That's okay.
00:11:39As long as the check hits her.
00:11:43All right, killer, come on.
00:11:45Let's go dogpile mommy.
00:11:46Yay.
00:11:47Shoot.
00:11:48Hey, monster.
00:11:48Have you seen my morning list?
00:11:50I need a list to keep track of your lists.
00:11:57Oh, thank you.
00:11:59No, honey, that's all sugar and food cover.
00:12:01You got enough.
00:12:03Go get dressed.
00:12:04Is it S, C, or C, or S?
00:12:06Stop right there.
00:12:08Come back here and give me a kiss, please.
00:12:09I've got a big lecture today.
00:12:11I'll be home in the morning.
00:12:12I love you.
00:12:12I love you too, Dad.
00:12:13All right.
00:12:16Don't forget to return to movies.
00:12:19Movies?
00:12:19Mm-hmm.
00:12:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:22I can't.
00:12:24Would you do it if it was on that list?
00:12:27Of course I would.
00:12:28Give me your pen.
00:12:29I don't, I don't, I don't.
00:12:30No, I don't have time.
00:12:31I don't have time.
00:12:32I can't believe you're the fairy, so.
00:12:34What time do you have to leave the house?
00:12:3618 after.
00:12:3718 after is not a time.
00:12:39It's a symptom.
00:12:40It's like a twitch.
00:12:43Well, you used to find it adorable.
00:12:45Yeah, well, I used to pound Jager Monster.
00:12:48Anyway, you won't be late.
00:12:52Yes, I will.
00:12:53No, you won't.
00:12:58You didn't?
00:12:59I did.
00:12:59Oh, shit.
00:13:01What?
00:13:02I've given you an inch of ten minutes?
00:13:03No, you didn't.
00:13:04You said it the wrong way.
00:13:05You've given me ten minutes less.
00:13:07Oh, shit.
00:13:09Sure you'll be fine.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:10Bye.
00:13:12Forgot the movies.
00:13:22Hello?
00:13:23Hey, it's Buddy.
00:13:24Is Frank there?
00:13:25He just left.
00:13:26I might be late.
00:13:27Who might he?
00:13:28Frank?
00:13:29I don't think that's possible.
00:13:30Don't drag him into anything unsavory tonight.
00:13:33What do you consider unsavory?
00:13:35Anything that might lead to a rash.
00:13:36What are you wearing?
00:13:39Buddy.
00:13:39Come on.
00:13:41I'm naked, Buddy.
00:13:48Okay.
00:13:50Okay.
00:13:51No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:52Come on.
00:13:53No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:53You're kidding me.
00:13:59Please, please, please, please.
00:14:00No, no.
00:14:00No, no, no.
00:14:01Check the time.
00:14:01Check the time.
00:14:02We're right here.
00:14:02Please.
00:14:02Please.
00:14:03Hey, congratulations.
00:14:04You'll be the first one on the next boat.
00:14:05God, come on.
00:14:07Look, sir.
00:14:08Please, I'm begging you right now.
00:14:09There's plenty of room on the ferry for one more car.
00:14:11Just let me drive it on, please.
00:14:12I'm begging you to speech.
00:14:13I, my wife, I, the movies.
00:14:15God, just.
00:14:16Next boat leaves an hour.
00:14:17This boat leaves at eight o'clock.
00:14:20Oh, look at that.
00:14:20It's eight o'clock.
00:14:23Next boat, pal.
00:14:24Scheduled for keep, you know.
00:14:25The relationship between time and you is always one of master and slave.
00:14:41List making.
00:14:43It is your anchor, your harbor in the storm of life.
00:14:46Start each morning with your wish for the day and then move right on into your daily goal list.
00:14:52And remember to keep them in behavioral terms and to be specific.
00:14:55Why?
00:14:56Because a specific list is a happy list.
00:15:01And don't forget, it's, it's chaos out there.
00:15:05And we conquer that by taking control.
00:15:08Setting priorities.
00:15:10Life cannot be based on whim.
00:15:12Those who fail to control whim are destined to be controlled by it.
00:15:18Hey, back in the city.
00:15:31Good to see you, man.
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:33Excellent talk, by the way.
00:15:34That was truly inspirational.
00:15:36I saw you come in.
00:15:38Yeah.
00:15:39My old man wasn't too busting my ass for being late on the Bethnal job.
00:15:42I mean, do you have any idea how many windows are in a building that size?
00:15:45I don't know.
00:15:46Fifty?
00:15:48Something wrong in Camp Frank?
00:15:51No.
00:15:52What?
00:15:53It's a little complicated.
00:15:54That's all I understand.
00:15:55That's all right.
00:15:55That's okay.
00:15:56I like knowing your life isn't totally perfect.
00:15:58Okay, look.
00:15:59You know this talk today?
00:16:01It's a big break for me in the corporate lecture circuit, right?
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:03Susan.
00:16:04Susan.
00:16:05She, she knows how important this is to me.
00:16:07She knows how nervous I get before a talk.
00:16:09She doesn't say anything.
00:16:10Not a word.
00:16:11You know?
00:16:12Instead, she gets all over me about my schedule.
00:16:14She sets the clocks forward to give me more time, only she gives me less time.
00:16:18And I end up missing the ferry.
00:16:19Now, do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to show up late to a lecture on the efficient use of time?
00:16:26Oh, she, she actually set the clock forward.
00:16:28Actually set the clock forward.
00:16:29Oh, man, that's, that's good.
00:16:31That's great.
00:16:32Come on, man.
00:16:33She's just trying to unwind you a bit, you know?
00:16:35I'm not, I'm not a clock.
00:16:36I'm not wound.
00:16:37Stop saying.
00:16:39Look, not everything in your life needs to be ordered, Frank.
00:16:43You know, if you don't take any chances, you never try anything new.
00:16:46That's not true.
00:16:47Yeah, you take plenty of chances.
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:49All right, great.
00:16:49Let's ask those chicks if they want to go to Rascals and play some blackjack with us, huh?
00:16:52Well, that's not taking a chance.
00:16:53Why not?
00:16:54Because.
00:16:55Because?
00:16:55Because everybody knows that the house advantage for blackjack is 5.9%, and that, that doesn't make sense.
00:17:055.9%, huh?
00:17:07Yeah, I thought we were hanging out.
00:17:09Yeah, we just did, and it was fun.
00:17:10But, you know, if you're not going to take a chance, then there's two of them and one of me, and I like those odds.
00:17:15I like those odds.
00:17:43I was at your lecture today. It's not bad.
00:18:03My boss forced me to read your book. The ten minute...
00:18:06It's five.
00:18:07What?
00:18:08The five minute efficiency trainer.
00:18:09Oh, right. Five.
00:18:11It worked.
00:18:12It totally worked.
00:18:14I didn't expect that.
00:18:16Usually my boss is an idiot.
00:18:18It was amazing. I mean, I make lists.
00:18:21That's great.
00:18:21They're color-coded.
00:18:23Yeah, it's the life.
00:18:25Am I gushing?
00:18:26I had no idea.
00:18:28Paula. Paula Crowe.
00:18:30Frank Brightkllen. Nice to meet you.
00:18:33Me too.
00:18:35Would you like to try something a little bit different, Mr. Frank Allen?
00:18:39Well, you know, yeah. Yes, I would, actually.
00:18:48Yeah?
00:18:49Yep.
00:18:49You know, you're very brave to be able to talk in front of so many people.
00:19:03Mm-hmm.
00:19:04No.
00:19:05I, uh, every night before I give a talk, I get this nightmare that, um, I'm giving a huge lecture,
00:19:12and suddenly I notice that I'm naked.
00:19:14Ugh.
00:19:16Anyway, when I'm actually giving the talk for real, I reverse it.
00:19:21I, of course, wearing clothes, and I pretend that everyone in the audience is naked, and
00:19:24that helps me breathe, although after today's crowd, I may reconsider this, so.
00:19:27Frank, can I ask you a big favor?
00:19:38No.
00:19:38I, uh, really, really have to go tinkle, and I have this phobia about public restrooms.
00:19:46Would you...
00:19:47I have the same phobia.
00:19:49Right?
00:19:50All my life.
00:19:51All my life.
00:19:51Would you mind terribly if I use the bathroom in your room?
00:19:58You're funny.
00:19:59Mm-hmm.
00:20:00Mm-hmm.
00:20:01Mm-hmm.
00:20:01Mm-hmm.
00:20:02Mm-hmm.
00:20:09Check, please?
00:20:20Frank?
00:20:20Yo.
00:20:22You know when you said you imagined everyone in the audience naked?
00:20:25Oh, what's this?
00:20:27Does that mean that you imagined me naked?
00:20:32Yeah, married, uh, going on eight years now.
00:20:35Yeah.
00:20:36How do I look?
00:20:38Uh, just one, Jessie, and she's, uh, great.
00:20:41We're talking about another one, though, so...
00:20:45Ooh.
00:20:47This good?
00:20:48Ooh. Um...
00:20:50I need some juice.
00:20:52I made my daily go list for today.
00:20:55It's very specific.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:59Hey, y'all, stop there and talk right?
00:21:01That's, uh...
00:21:02That's nice setting priorities.
00:21:04Well, these aren't instant gratification priorities, so...
00:21:06Yeah, we, uh, system to it.
00:21:12Ooh, I'm gonna get that.
00:21:13Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:21:16Hello?
00:21:17Hey.
00:21:19Hey.
00:21:20I'm sorry about this morning.
00:21:22How'd the talk go?
00:21:23Oh, uh, score one for the good guys.
00:21:25I aced it.
00:21:28What was that?
00:21:30Um, nothing.
00:21:32I think, uh, I have no idea, so...
00:21:35Are you all right?
00:21:37I'm fine, baby.
00:21:38I'm just so exhausted right now, and then, uh...
00:21:41And I love you, and I'm gonna see you tomorrow, okay?
00:21:43All right.
00:21:44Okay, okay, okay.
00:21:45Love you, too.
00:21:47You should have seen your face.
00:21:52The way you squirm, like a squashed little snake.
00:21:56Oh, I love Mary, ma'am.
00:21:58Come here.
00:21:59How about you five minutes of efficiency?
00:22:02I don't feel well.
00:22:03I have a wife and a kid here at all.
00:22:05Relax.
00:22:07It's too late to go anywhere.
00:22:08You missed the last ferry.
00:22:09Uh, let's drive around the pen, so that's fine.
00:22:13Well, that would take forever.
00:22:17A waste of time.
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:19Remember, the relationship between time and you is always one of master and slave.
00:22:25Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:27Look, I'm really, really sorry about this, okay?
00:22:29Leave some room as long as you want.
00:22:30Nothing personal.
00:22:31Honest.
00:22:32I love my wife.
00:22:34Jerk.
00:22:41Hello?
00:22:46Hello?
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Hello.
00:22:50You're probably looking for Frank.
00:22:53He just left on a mission of great secrecy.
00:22:56I'm sorry.
00:22:57I'm sorry.
00:23:24Michael Lane.
00:23:25He's hard.
00:23:26He's hard.
00:23:27He's hard.
00:23:28He's hard.
00:23:29He's hard.
00:23:30I'm happy.
00:23:31Dad.
00:23:32Dad.
00:23:33Hey.
00:23:34Hey.
00:23:35Are you okay?
00:23:36Dad.
00:23:37Are you okay?
00:23:38Dad.
00:23:39Are you okay?
00:23:40Dad.
00:23:41Dad.
00:23:42Dad.
00:23:43Can you unlock the door?
00:23:44Okay.
00:23:45What's wrong?
00:23:46Are you to your head?
00:23:47You're in your head?
00:23:48Dad.
00:23:49What's wrong with your stomach?
00:23:50There's something wrong with you.
00:23:51Dad.
00:23:52You're having a baby.
00:23:53Dad.
00:23:54We're gonna be there. We're gonna be at the hospital in 15 minutes.
00:23:58Just hang in there. I'm Frank Allen.
00:24:00I don't know your name. What's your name?
00:24:02Nancy.
00:24:03Nancy. Okay, Nancy, you're doing great.
00:24:05Just keep breathing, okay? Breathe in, out, in.
00:24:07Just think about how happy this child's gonna make you.
00:24:09I don't know. I don't want it.
00:24:12Well, my thought is that you're gonna have it.
00:24:14So, you know, just in, out, breathe, in.
00:24:18I want you to have it. You take it.
00:24:20That's very generous of you, but no thank you.
00:24:22No thank you. No thank you. Okay, just hold it.
00:24:25Hold it!
00:24:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just, come on, we're almost there.
00:24:30God, God, that's it. Just keep breathing.
00:24:33It's just, oh, it's just leaking everywhere. Okay.
00:24:41Excuse me. Excuse me.
00:24:43I'm gonna need some information.
00:24:44Gonna need some information on you and your wife.
00:24:46Well, she's not my wife.
00:24:47Well, fill out what you can.
00:24:48Okay.
00:24:49Oh, lightheaded here.
00:24:52Hello?
00:24:53Good day. May I speak with Mr. Allen, please?
00:25:06No, Mr. Allen is in the home.
00:25:07Do you know where he is? It's very important.
00:25:10No, I don't.
00:25:11It seems that Mrs. Allen is no longer on the hospital premises.
00:25:15I'm Mrs. Allen.
00:25:16I'm Mrs. Allen?
00:25:18Mrs. Allen?
00:25:19You're in no condition to have left the hospital.
00:25:22Post childbirth can be a very serious condition.
00:25:24Post what?
00:25:25Your baby needs you.
00:25:27What baby?
00:25:28Do I have the right Allen?
00:25:30I'm sorry.
00:25:31Who are you looking for?
00:25:32Frank Allen of 17 River Drive.
00:25:35Hello?
00:25:36Mrs. Allen?
00:25:37Hello?
00:25:38Mrs. Allen?
00:25:39Hello?
00:25:40Mrs. Allen?
00:25:42Mrs. Allen?
00:25:43Hello?
00:25:44Mrs. Allen?
00:25:45Mrs. Allen.
00:25:56Get out.
00:25:57What?
00:25:58I said, get out.
00:25:59Why would I do?
00:26:00No, don't give me that.
00:26:01See, I know.
00:26:03I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:26:05You're a liar.
00:26:07You're a liar!
00:26:09Oh! God!
00:26:10Okay, listen, listen, listen.
00:26:12I made a small mistake.
00:26:14Wait, wait, wait!
00:26:15Susan, Susan, I didn't do anything really wrong.
00:26:18It was a professional flirtation, a few too many drinks at the bar.
00:26:20And then she came up to you.
00:26:22No, no, she wasn't yelling, yelling, yelling, yelling, yelling!
00:26:26Okay, okay, all right, all right.
00:26:27There was a small, chaste-like kiss, more of a fact.
00:26:31There was some tongue, not my tongue, her tongue,
00:26:34and that's when you called, you called, and it was over.
00:26:36I mean, what are we going to do?
00:26:37What are we going to do?
00:26:38How can you call a baby? Nothing!
00:26:41What baby?
00:26:42A baby at the hospital!
00:26:44Oh, is that a baby?
00:26:45No!
00:26:46Come on, come on, come on!
00:26:47Listen, hold on!
00:26:48I can do everything, Susan!
00:26:50Oh, God!
00:26:51Susan!
00:26:52Uh, this is, this is absurd.
00:26:54You're, you're a hospital.
00:26:55I mean, how could you treat somebody and they don't know who she is?
00:26:57If it's a dire emergency, we occasionally treat the patient
00:27:00because we can get social security number and bank account.
00:27:02And then you let them escape!
00:27:04I...
00:27:05Mr. Allen!
00:27:06This is a hospital, not a prison.
00:27:08We don't expect mothers to desert their babies!
00:27:17Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
00:27:20You're absolutely right.
00:27:22Can you call my wife?
00:27:24Explain the misunderstanding and I'll be on my way.
00:27:26And tell her what?
00:27:27Well, that the baby's not mine,
00:27:29and I only met the mother last night.
00:27:30I don't know that, Mr. Allen.
00:27:32Well, it's true.
00:27:33I drove them here, and that's it.
00:27:35Save it for your wife.
00:27:39Here's what Susan dropped out for.
00:27:41Ugh, what do you think I should do?
00:27:45Well, are you asking me as your friend or your lawyer?
00:27:48Fred.
00:27:50Talk.
00:27:51Just talk to her.
00:27:52Be honest.
00:27:53I've tried, I'm trying.
00:27:54She won't talk to me until I prove it's not my child.
00:27:56This is ridiculous.
00:27:59And you don't remember the mother's last name?
00:28:00No.
00:28:01No make on the car?
00:28:02No, it was dark.
00:28:03As your lawyer, if there's anything you want to tell me,
00:28:07you know that I'm sworn to hold it private and confidential
00:28:09by the law of the land.
00:28:14I didn't know her, Damon.
00:28:16Well, without the mother's consent, you're going to have to get a court order
00:28:20for a DNA sample from the baby for a test.
00:28:22How long could that take?
00:28:23Four months minimum.
00:28:24Oh, God.
00:28:26Look, stop worrying.
00:28:29If even half of what you say is true,
00:28:31there's no way that the mother or the hospital or the Queen of England
00:28:33could prove that child's actually yours in a court of law.
00:28:35I'm not worried about a court of law.
00:28:37I'm worried about the court of Susan.
00:28:39Susan, I demand you listen to me.
00:28:41I refuse to be hung with the-
00:29:05Honey, I'm begging you.
00:29:07I-I-
00:29:11Monster, I love you.
00:29:25I-
00:29:26I love you, too, Frank.
00:29:27Ken, what are you doing over there?
00:29:29Where's Susan?
00:29:30Yeah, she doesn't want to talk to you.
00:29:31Put her on.
00:29:32Frank, she went to the hospital.
00:29:34You're on the forum as the father.
00:29:36That's not true.
00:29:37Whatever you say, I believe you.
00:29:40You just need to give Susan a little more time for your sick, okay?
00:29:43All right.
00:29:45Hang in there, Frank.
00:29:47Yeah.
00:29:49You should be aware that results are rarely couched in yes-no responses.
00:30:11It just doesn't have the exactitude of DNA testing.
00:30:14The best is usually a statistical probability with a significant margin of error.
00:30:18When can I expect results?
00:30:19Uh, four or five days.
00:30:21Now for the fun part.
00:30:23Quiet.
00:30:24Bye, sweetie.
00:30:25See you later.
00:30:27Uh, what's he doing here?
00:30:29Picking Jessie up.
00:30:30You're letting him see Jessie?
00:30:31He's still her father.
00:30:33Oh, look at that.
00:30:34Big kiss, please.
00:30:35Okay.
00:30:36Daddy, why are you coming home?
00:30:37Hopefully in a few days, sweetie.
00:30:38How's mommy?
00:30:39How's mommy?
00:30:40How's mommy?
00:30:41How's mommy?
00:30:42How's mommy?
00:30:43Uh, what's he doing here?
00:30:45Picking Jessie up.
00:30:46You're letting him see Jessie?
00:30:48He's still her father.
00:30:50Oh, look at that.
00:30:53Big kiss, please.
00:30:55Okay.
00:30:56Ugh.
00:30:57Daddy, when are you coming home?
00:30:59Hopefully in a few days, sweetie.
00:31:01How's mommy?
00:31:02Did she get any of the messages I left?
00:31:04She called you a moral slob.
00:31:06Oh, well, you know mommy.
00:31:08Sometimes she gets upset for no good reason at all.
00:31:12Like cleaning my room?
00:31:14Exactly.
00:31:15She gets awfully mad when I don't clean my room.
00:31:18It's just like cleaning your room.
00:31:20So are both slobs.
00:31:22I guess so.
00:31:24Yeah.
00:31:26Does that make me a bigamus, too?
00:31:28Oh, mommy.
00:31:31What the hell is that?
00:31:44I'm calling him Abigail.
00:31:47Unbelievable.
00:31:48Stressed you as a princess and bought you vermin.
00:31:51He's the best daddy ever.
00:31:54Oh.
00:31:55I see.
00:31:56Thank you, sir.
00:31:59Thank you, sir.
00:31:59Thank you, sir.
00:32:00Thank you, sir.
00:32:02Please.
00:32:06As far as your question of paternity goes, Mr. Allen, the tests prove 100%, without a fraction
00:32:14prove 100% without a fraction of doubt that it is not your child yes yes well
00:32:24I checked the results twice there's no question about it oh you saved my life
00:32:28here I just I'm really excited because I was expecting some kind of completely
00:32:31ambiguous statistic here so this is right no it's actually quite simple you
00:32:38have an extra x-chromosome no joke no what is that well it's a condition called
00:32:49Kleinfelder syndrome don't worry it's perfectly harmless most men don't even
00:32:53know they have it except for one of its manifestations you want more
00:33:00manifestation sterility excuse me you've been sterile since birth
00:33:08no I don't understand you know it is impossible for you to have children
00:33:15you know you got drunk I talk is I have a little girl at home and that I'm sorry
00:33:38to drop this on you I know this isn't easy to accept come on I'm a father I have a I have a little
00:33:45girl a seven-year-old girl Jessie unlike humans chromosomes can't betray deceive or willfully lie
00:34:04the truth is all I have a I have a I will of course take another sample but I've run the test twice I'm afraid mr.
00:34:26I have no mistake
00:34:28it always wants to cry out loud but I'm a little too late
00:34:33the gun is testing your fate
00:34:39it always wants to shoot you down you've already been saved
00:34:45don't you don't you don't you don't you don't you
00:34:57don't you take the blame
00:35:00I give my heart and soul to the ageless
00:35:07I give my blood and bone to your face
00:35:14oh
00:35:16oh
00:35:17oh
00:35:19oh
00:35:20oh
00:35:21oh
00:35:22oh
00:35:23oh
00:35:24oh
00:35:25oh
00:35:26oh
00:35:27oh
00:35:28oh
00:35:29oh
00:35:30oh
00:35:31oh
00:35:32oh
00:35:33oh
00:35:55oh
00:35:56oh
00:35:57oh
00:35:58oh
00:35:59oh
00:36:00oh yeah I know too
00:36:02hi daddy
00:36:05go to your room sweetie
00:36:07daddy and I need to talk okay
00:36:30oh
00:36:37oh
00:36:38excuse me
00:36:39I'm going to back 10 bucks so you're naked under those clothes and hey so am I why don't you join me for a drink
00:36:43ha ha ha ha
00:36:45sorry
00:36:49hey buddy I think you're sitting in my seat I want to sit next to the pretty girl here
00:36:54hey pinhead
00:36:56hey pinhead I'm talking to you you're in my seat
00:37:01you work the fairy
00:37:04yeah so move your ass
00:37:07if you let me on I wouldn't have been late
00:37:11I wouldn't have been so mad Susan wouldn't have been so stupid
00:37:15I wouldn't know the things that I know today
00:37:19do I know you were something
00:37:22what time is it now
00:37:25what
00:37:27what
00:37:31what time is it now
00:37:33screw you
00:37:34what time is it
00:37:35you want a piece of me asshole let's take it outside
00:37:37get outside
00:38:07go
00:38:09no
00:38:26it felt good
00:38:28thank you for doing it
00:38:31thats
00:38:33I want to drive a little far on the way.
00:38:39You're living in the sea wrecking out
00:38:42and having fun.
00:38:44Living like you just begun.
00:38:47Except in life and the world is green.
00:38:50I hope tomorrow you'll find your best.
00:38:54What is your name?
00:38:56Tracy.
00:39:03We're going to be late again. Get your bag, sweetie.
00:39:09We'll be in the car, okay?
00:39:17Can I help you?
00:39:19Does Frank live here?
00:39:21I don't know.
00:39:22I don't know.
00:39:23I don't know.
00:39:24I don't know.
00:39:25I don't know.
00:39:26I don't know.
00:39:27I don't know.
00:39:28I don't know.
00:39:29I don't know.
00:39:30I don't know.
00:39:31Does Frank live here?
00:39:33He's not home.
00:39:35I'm his wife.
00:39:37Oh, hi.
00:39:39I'm Nancy.
00:39:40I wanted to thank him.
00:39:44For what?
00:39:46All his help.
00:39:51Is that Frank's baby?
00:39:53Oh, no.
00:39:57Frank, it's me.
00:39:58Why won't you call me back?
00:40:00We need to talk.
00:40:01Please.
00:40:02Call me.
00:40:09It's flat out on the floor.
00:40:11Then we get so scared that he takes off on his hardness.
00:40:13Shh.
00:40:14Right?
00:40:19What's going on?
00:40:21Let's, um, talk outside.
00:40:26Yeah.
00:40:36There are some rumors about Frank.
00:40:38Crazy stuff.
00:40:39Tom has a cousin who said his best friend was at the River Shore bar when your husband got into a fight and shredded this big bruiser.
00:40:45Frank?
00:40:46Yes.
00:40:47And he bought a bitchin' Harley.
00:40:49No, that's not Frank.
00:40:50That's just not possible.
00:40:51Somebody's confused.
00:40:52No.
00:40:53John's son works at the shop.
00:40:54Frank bought a Harley.
00:40:55A red one.
00:40:57A red Harley?
00:40:58Yes.
00:40:59Without me?
00:41:00Frank?
00:41:01Oh, I'm sorry.
00:41:02Mom, what's that?
00:41:03I don't even know.
00:41:04Is that me?
00:41:11Frank?
00:41:12Oh.
00:41:13I'm sorry.
00:41:14Mom, what's that?
00:41:15I'll leave a note.
00:41:16Really?
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:28Herausge
00:41:31Like magic
00:41:33Rowin' and ridin'
00:41:35A slip n' A sliding
00:41:36I need to talk to you.
00:42:02I found this in his hotel room.
00:42:05I'm worried.
00:42:06He's very succinct.
00:42:07I met the mother.
00:42:08She says it's not Frank's baby.
00:42:10Well, that's great.
00:42:11You can take Frank back.
00:42:12There was still a woman in his hotel room.
00:42:14Oh, come on.
00:42:15Give the boy a break.
00:42:16I mean, we all have urges.
00:42:18You never look at the pool boy?
00:42:20We don't own a pool.
00:42:21You don't need a pool for a pool boy.
00:42:23It's different.
00:42:24I never thought of Frank as duplicitous.
00:42:26It's not Frankish.
00:42:27No, it's not.
00:42:28It's not really his style.
00:42:30Bloody stop it.
00:42:32I'm not this wanton creature you got floating around your sleazy little brain.
00:42:35No.
00:42:36I've had three men my whole life, okay?
00:42:40And this isn't about me.
00:42:42And it's damn sure not about you.
00:42:43It's about Frank.
00:42:44Hey, come on.
00:42:45You know I'll do anything for Frank.
00:42:46Then find him and make sure he doesn't do anything for time.
00:42:53Hey.
00:42:54It's open.
00:42:55Hey.
00:42:56Hey.
00:42:57Are you trying to kill yourself?
00:42:59Well, obviously, but I think it's gonna take a little while.
00:43:01Good.
00:43:02Because I bring happy news.
00:43:03Susan will take you back.
00:43:04A little begging may be required.
00:43:05What I do is send red roses every day for a week.
00:43:07And by day five of the big red, she'll forgive you three hookers and a missed birthday.
00:43:08I'm not going back.
00:43:09I had a pretty major revelation, buddy.
00:43:10What?
00:43:11All the decisions I've made in my life have been wrong.
00:43:12Everybody feels that way.
00:43:13Come on.
00:43:14Oh, it's true.
00:43:15It's true.
00:43:16I've always been so goddamn careful about every choice that I've made and what the hell
00:43:21has it gotten me nothing.
00:43:22So instead, I look around here and I write lists of everything that I've made.
00:43:27And I write lists of everything that I've made.
00:43:28I'm not going back.
00:43:29But I'm not going back.
00:43:30I'm not going back.
00:43:31I'm not going back.
00:43:32I'm not going back.
00:43:33I'm not going back.
00:43:34I'm not going back.
00:43:35I'm not going back.
00:43:36I had a pretty major revelation, buddy.
00:43:37What?
00:43:38All the decisions I've made in my life have been wrong.
00:43:39Everybody feels that way.
00:43:40Come on.
00:43:41Oh, it's true.
00:43:42It's true.
00:43:43And I write lists of everything that I really want to do.
00:43:46And then I just randomly pick between them.
00:43:48It's beautiful.
00:43:49Frank, did you hear me?
00:43:50Susan will take you back.
00:43:52What are you doing?
00:43:53There's no choice to be made.
00:43:55Exactly.
00:43:56This is what I'm talking about.
00:43:58Whim.
00:43:59Chance.
00:44:00I've decided to never decide another thing again.
00:44:06Hockey.
00:44:09And so it is.
00:44:13Frank, maybe I didn't make myself perfectly clear.
00:44:18You know, I really think she'll take you back.
00:44:20Hey, hey, hey, she loves you, you know?
00:44:22And you obviously can't live without her.
00:44:23That's not true.
00:44:24I'm walking on sunshine out here, man.
00:44:26When you look at me, you look at a creature of freedom.
00:44:29A man released.
00:44:30Any chance this creature of freedom is really a monster of depression?
00:44:34No.
00:44:35No.
00:44:36What do you mean?
00:44:37And I say this is your best friend.
00:44:38It's a vacation.
00:44:39You know, a bit of sun, a bit of relaxation, and a huge chunk of Prozac.
00:44:43I like that.
00:44:44Yeah?
00:44:45I like that idea.
00:44:46Watch this.
00:44:47Okay.
00:44:48Prozac.
00:44:52Streak.
00:44:53Ice.
00:44:54Ooh.
00:44:56And become Slayer's fan.
00:44:59What are you doing?
00:45:00I'm gonna pick one of these, and I'm gonna abide by the choice.
00:45:03You know what that makes me?
00:45:04A flight?
00:45:05Free.
00:45:06That's total bullshit.
00:45:07You've been a meteor since you were six, and you hate the Slayers.
00:45:09You can't change who you are.
00:45:10I can't.
00:45:11You can't.
00:45:12Okay, then.
00:45:14To do that, you'd have to be really twisted, man.
00:45:16The Slayers?
00:45:17That's morally a bar.
00:45:18I mean, a man who would do that is capable of doing anything.
00:45:21Exactly.
00:45:27You know, Frank, if you're gonna go nuts, you should at least have a god or a dog
00:45:29talking to you.
00:45:30I mean, index cards?
00:45:31It's just not that sexy.
00:45:34You need help, man.
00:45:35You need to see a doctor.
00:45:37I did.
00:45:38When you saw a shrink?
00:45:40No.
00:45:42No, not a shrink.
00:45:44If there's something wrong, then you can talk to me.
00:45:49Jesse's not my genetic daughter.
00:45:51What?
00:45:52Yeah.
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:54I have Kleinfelter's syndrome.
00:45:55Klein what?
00:45:56Kleinfelter's.
00:45:57I was born with an extra X chromosome.
00:45:59I've been sterile since birth.
00:46:01Are you sure?
00:46:02I mean...
00:46:03Yeah.
00:46:04Yeah.
00:46:05It's impossible for me to be a father.
00:46:07Year from July.
00:46:08Come on, Tony.
00:46:09.
00:46:11Where are you?
00:46:16To the p serio gong.
00:46:17Another.
00:46:18Three.
00:46:20Maybe three.
00:46:21Maybe four years i always Mitt and June,
00:46:23Would Thought's been kettleied?
00:46:25Yeah.
00:46:26It was fun.
00:46:27This is fun.
00:46:28I am the only one of my people,
00:46:30ел and the people...
00:46:32Don't you feel like.
00:46:33It's December 19th.
00:46:41Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:46:56Hey, Jessie.
00:46:57Hi, buddy.
00:46:58Jessie, how old are you?
00:47:00Seven.
00:47:01You're seven. Really?
00:47:02And when's your birthday?
00:47:04Today.
00:47:05Today? Today's your birthday.
00:47:07You didn't get me a present, did you?
00:47:09Oh, jeez. Of course I did.
00:47:12I, um, got you, uh, this watch.
00:47:16Be careful. It's a Rolex.
00:47:19Is your mother inside?
00:47:21Yeah.
00:47:32Oh, Susan, I found a man wandering aimlessly in the hallway looking for you and what a man he is.
00:47:39Is today ruling Jessie's birthday?
00:47:41No, it's in August. What about Frank? Is he all right?
00:47:45Uh, yeah, Damon bailed him out.
00:47:47Damon what?
00:47:48Who was the third lover?
00:47:49Who?
00:47:50Don't play coy. You said I was one of three lovers.
00:47:52Frank would be two, so there must have been a third.
00:47:53Who was the third?
00:47:54What are you talking about?
00:47:55Who was the third man?
00:47:56Let me go.
00:47:57No, not until you tell me.
00:47:58You're crazy.
00:47:59Come on. I want a name. Who was it?
00:48:00Alan Zelf.
00:48:01Alan Zelf. When?
00:48:02When I worked at that burger joint. I was 17. We did it in the basement on top of a pile of buns, okay? What's gotten into you?
00:48:09Fatherhood.
00:48:24Time. Efficiency. Organizational skills.
00:48:31Do any of you really give a shit?
00:48:36You're here because your boss thinks that if you keep your desk clear and your calendar is streamlined, you'll sell a few more computers, and who knows, maybe he's right.
00:48:47But will that make you any happier?
00:48:50Will it prevent you from waking up one morning with an incurable disease?
00:48:54Will it stop your wife, Susan, from whoring around on you?
00:48:58Must have been that week before New Year's.
00:49:01At Teddy's party.
00:49:03I knew it was stupid. Even when we were doing it, I knew it was stupid.
00:49:07Gee, thanks. That makes me feel so much better.
00:49:09I mean, you could have used birth control, you know?
00:49:11I did! I guess it wasn't completely effective.
00:49:13Yeah, no kidding.
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:15Ugh!
00:49:16I could die.
00:49:17Betrayed? Yeah, sure, we've been betrayed.
00:49:20By the assumptions of our own society, you stay in line, keep your shoes shined.
00:49:24Hard work and devotion will be rewarded.
00:49:26Well, let me ask you something. Is anyone here truly happy?
00:49:30If so, raise your happy hand.
00:49:33The decisions that you've made in your life are crap.
00:49:38You're a crappy person. Leading a crappy life.
00:49:40Crappy, crappy, crappy.
00:49:41Oh.
00:49:42Yeah. Crappy.
00:49:43Poor Frank. Suddenly finding out he's not a father.
00:49:47No, not poor Frank. What about poor Buddy suddenly finding out he is?
00:49:50Poor Jesse.
00:49:51Poor Jesse?
00:49:52No, father!
00:49:53What am I? Chopped liver?
00:49:54You're a mistake!
00:49:55Well, it could've just as easily been me you married eight years ago.
00:49:58You could've burnt your star.
00:50:00You don't think I crave stability?
00:50:03You don't think I haven't wanted a family or desired intimacy?
00:50:08You don't think I've always loved you?
00:50:12No.
00:50:16No.
00:50:17Yes. Yes.
00:50:18No!
00:50:25No.
00:50:42Whim.
00:50:44Not thought.
00:50:46Chance.
00:50:48Not planning you.
00:50:50You are where you are today because you've been comatose.
00:50:53You've all lacked passion!
00:50:59Act on those passions.
00:51:02So come to your whim.
00:51:04Forge a new being, goddammit!
00:51:06Do something before it's too late!
00:51:14Say yes to whim!
00:51:16Say yes to chance!
00:51:18Say yes to chaos!
00:51:23Not thinking about it.
00:51:24I'm sorry.
00:51:25Or you.
00:51:26Do something so too big!
00:51:27No!
00:51:28No!
00:51:29You know!
00:51:31No!
00:51:32No!
00:51:33No!
00:51:34No!
00:51:35No!
00:51:36No!
00:51:38No!
00:51:39No!
00:51:40No!
00:51:41No!
00:51:42No!
00:51:43No!
00:51:44No!
00:51:45No!
00:51:47No!
00:51:48No!
00:51:49No!
00:51:50No!
00:51:51Where did you come from, baby?
00:51:59How did you know I needed you?
00:52:03How did you know I needed you so badly?
00:52:08How did you know I'd give my heart gladly?
00:52:12Paula!
00:52:14Right?
00:52:17Frank and Alan, are you still a, uh,
00:52:20time gamer?
00:52:23Are you still a home-wrecking bitch?
00:52:26Still gay?
00:52:33What's with the cards?
00:52:47Where did you come from, AJ?
00:52:50Yeah?
00:52:51How did you know I'm beautiful?
00:52:56Did you know you're ever playing my great role?
00:53:00Did you know...
00:53:01What happened?
00:53:14What, you don't remember?
00:53:17Beastie boy?
00:53:17No.
00:53:19It was terrible.
00:53:22In a good way?
00:53:24You passed out halfway in, so to speak.
00:53:27Why is my pillow wet?
00:53:30You cried in your sleep for two and a half hours.
00:53:33Whimpering like a little girl.
00:53:37It was like soft hotel porn.
00:53:42Unsatisfying and sad.
00:53:43See ya.
00:53:46See ya.
00:53:47See ya.
00:54:00Hey, it's me.
00:54:02I know this is the 33rd message I've left, but please call me, okay?
00:54:06I need to talk to you, Frank.
00:54:09Please.
00:54:19Hello.
00:54:20Hey.
00:54:20But I'm still looking for mine.
00:54:23I'll get it.
00:54:23I'll get it.
00:54:23I'll get it.
00:54:24I'll get it.
00:54:24I'll get it.
00:54:25Yeah, it's been a long time.
00:54:30I spilled my name on your up and down dream.
00:54:38I called for rain, but they gave us A-C.
00:54:43Yeah, you're on the TV and paid for faking the bleep.
00:54:51Yeah, it's been a long time.
00:54:56No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:16Susan.
00:55:17No, no, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:17Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:21Yes, say you were only here.
00:55:28Stop.
00:55:29You have to stop following me.
00:55:31And stop getting me flowers.
00:55:32For Christ's sake, Susan, cut me some slack.
00:55:34I'm trying to do what's right.
00:55:35There is no right.
00:55:36OK, all I'm trying to do is what's not wrong.
00:55:38It's already been done.
00:55:39I love you.
00:55:40Doesn't that count for something?
00:55:41No.
00:55:42Don't play the martyr with me.
00:55:43You know, you're not alone in this.
00:55:44I'm just as smashed up as you are.
00:55:46Then find your own hole to crawl into.
00:55:48Mine's full.
00:55:49What about Jessie?
00:55:51I mean, she's ours.
00:55:56Jessie has nothing to do with you.
00:55:58She hates me, doesn't she?
00:56:00She doesn't know you well enough to hate you.
00:56:02So if she knew me, then she'd hate me?
00:56:07Buddy, what do you want?
00:56:14My whole life, people have been telling me I'm not responsible.
00:56:17I'm not.
00:56:18You know, I haven't wanted to be.
00:56:19But this is different.
00:56:20I just desperately want to do what's right.
00:56:32What is right?
00:56:34I'm making frames for the visions you see.
00:56:41I took your place where the cannonball sleeps.
00:56:49Yeah, it couldn't be free, but I would give and cheat.
00:56:55Yeah, it's been a long time.
00:56:56Say your time keeps a bit of fast.
00:56:58Say your heart beats blue and black.
00:57:02Say your time keeps a bit of fast.
00:57:09Say your heart beats blue and black.
00:57:11Say your world won't heal.
00:57:13Say your heart beats blue and black.
00:57:15Say your world won't heal.
00:57:17By the other chance pops,
00:57:20take your heart beats blue and black.
00:57:22Say your heart beats blue and black.
00:57:24Say your heart beats blue and black.
00:57:26Say your heart beats blue and black.
00:57:27Oh, God, I'm sorry, Frank.
00:57:55You know?
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:58Why didn't you tell me?
00:58:03It's hard to talk with a knife in your back, Susan.
00:58:06No, come on.
00:58:07It wasn't like that.
00:58:09It had to have happened before New Year's.
00:58:11After that night, it was only you.
00:58:13I...
00:58:16No double life?
00:58:18No, sweetie.
00:58:19No, never.
00:58:22Do you know whose it is?
00:58:25She's not an it.
00:58:27She's Jessie.
00:58:28Do you know Susan?
00:58:34Yes.
00:58:35She's yours, Frank.
00:58:37Maybe not medically, but in all other ways.
00:58:42She's your daughter.
00:58:43You're her father.
00:58:46Who's is she?
00:58:47Who's is she, Susan?
00:58:49She's yours.
00:58:50She's yours.
00:58:51She's yours.
00:58:52She's yours.
00:58:53She's yours.
00:58:54She's yours.
00:58:55She's...
00:58:56She's yours because...
00:58:57Because when she had strep throat, you held her through three nights of fever.
00:59:02It's yours because her first word was dad.
00:59:05And because of how scared you got when you thought you'd lost her in the mall for 40 seconds.
00:59:10Because of how happy you feel every time you open your eyes in the morning, she's standing there looking at you.
00:59:16She loves you, Frank.
00:59:19You love her.
00:59:20This is...
00:59:21This is our home.
00:59:22It's our family.
00:59:23Come on, Frank.
00:59:24Mommy!
00:59:25I'm coming.
00:59:29Maybe two seconds, okay?
00:59:59What is it, honey?
01:00:14I had a bad dream.
01:00:20Go back to sleep, okay?
01:00:24Try to go back to sleep.
01:00:26This is fine.
01:00:28Right now, my dad is sleeping.
01:00:31You're trying to see the last night.
01:00:33All right.
01:00:34I'm coming.
01:00:35I'll be here.
01:00:36After I take some hope then, so I'm coming.
01:00:38The last night, I try to go back to sleep.
01:00:39I'm coming.
01:00:40I'm coming into sleep.
01:00:41I'm coming.
01:00:43I'm coming.
01:00:45I'm coming.
01:00:46Now, I'm coming up.
01:00:47I'm coming.
01:00:49However, my dad has known for the rest of my parents.
01:00:50I really wanted to get my parents out here, so I don't know why I'm coming.
01:00:52For a link?
01:01:09Shit.
01:01:22To be continued...
01:01:52I don't know.
01:02:22Can I help you? I'd like a weapon.
01:02:27A gun, preferably. I need to shoot something tonight.
01:02:33There's a three-day waiting period on all handguns, but I can sell you a shotgun or a rifle today.
01:02:39I'll take one.
01:02:40Great. What type?
01:02:44What are you using it for?
01:02:46Hunting.
01:02:47Hunting? What are you hunting?
01:02:51Duck.
01:02:52Duck?
01:02:52Yes, a huge duck.
01:02:56Are you using a blind?
01:02:59No. No, I'd like to do this face-to-face.
01:03:05This would be a solid choice for you, sir.
01:03:07Hello?
01:03:22Hey, it's Dane.
01:03:23Oh, hey, what's up?
01:03:24Listen, Frank came by my place and he picked up the key to the boathouse. He was acting really weird. I almost didn't give it to him. He said he found a faster way than cigarettes and that maybe you should meet him up there. I'm a little worried, man. Do you think maybe I should go with you?
01:03:37No, I'll take care of him. Thanks, Dane.
01:03:43Hey, it's Buddy. I think Frank might have gone up to the lake to try something rash. I'm just going to make sure he's all right. I'll call you when I get there.
01:03:50I'm just going to call you, and lo and behold, here you are.
01:04:05Well, Damon told me you came up. I thought maybe you could use a friend, you know, someone to talk to. Anything on your mind? You know, a thin mountain air can give people strange ideas, you know?
01:04:29Oh, ain't that the truth. No, nothing I can think of off the top of my head.
01:04:33How about you?
01:04:36Me?
01:04:37Anything you want to tell me?
01:04:39Not really, no.
01:04:45Let's go for a boat ride.
01:04:54So, you finished all those index cards? Has Wim waned?
01:04:58Hell no. In fact, it was in the cards to come up here and accomplish something.
01:05:02I want sort of something.
01:05:04Something big.
01:05:05I don't big.
01:05:06Oh, biggest thing in my life.
01:05:09Is the key word here life?
01:05:11Could be. Definitely could be.
01:05:14You don't want to do anything drastic, don't I?
01:05:17I mean, something you can't take back, you know? Finally.
01:05:20Well, you mean something I'll regret.
01:05:23You have to think of those who love you. I mean, think of your friends.
01:05:25Why my friends?
01:05:28Because your actions affect them.
01:05:31Oh, I'll give you that. Yeah.
01:05:33One should always think of one's friends before considering certain things.
01:05:38That's profound of you, buddy.
01:05:40I suppose that certain things would test the limit of our friendship, wouldn't you think?
01:05:44Exactly.
01:05:45Exactly.
01:05:47Are we getting out a little far?
01:05:49Yeah. Yeah, buddy, we're getting out a little far.
01:05:51Frank? Buddy?
01:06:00What the hell are we doing here, Frank?
01:06:02I think you know.
01:06:04I won't let you.
01:06:05Yeah?
01:06:07Why don't you try and stop me? Go ahead.
01:06:09Where the hell did you get that?
01:06:10Who cares? I'm not shooting blanks this time.
01:06:12Put it down. We can talk about this, can't we?
01:06:15Oh, let's just cut the shit. We both don't have a score and I'll start whimpering now.
01:06:18Whimpering?
01:06:19Hey, it's your decision.
01:06:20Oh, that's generous of you.
01:06:22It doesn't mean I agree with it.
01:06:24Well, I would hope not.
01:06:26Look, you can't do this to me or you. I won't let you.
01:06:29You're going to have to shoot me first.
01:06:30There's a hell of an argument.
01:06:32Oh, give me that.
01:06:40Shoot any first who's at the figure of speech.
01:06:43Oh, shit.
01:06:44Oh, that went all the way through.
01:06:45I admit I don't think it's smart to put holes in things that sink or breathe, but you are the one with the gun.
01:06:49I can appreciate that.
01:06:51You looking for something?
01:06:52A life jacket!
01:06:57Stop it, bitch!
01:07:01Frank!
01:07:02Frank!
01:07:04Frank, what the hell's going on?
01:07:07Frank!
01:07:07Frank!
01:07:09They're just dancing, Mommy.
01:07:11Be right.
01:07:11We've got to get help.
01:07:16Come on.
01:07:22There!
01:07:23Go ahead.
01:07:24Commit suicide now.
01:07:26Suicide?
01:07:27You think I'm trying to commit suicide?
01:07:29Yeah?
01:07:30You're impossibly stupid, man.
01:07:32You philandering, dumber, murder!
01:07:38I'm trying to commit murder, you idiot!
01:07:45Yeah, yeah, a boat.
01:07:46Um, I don't know.
01:07:49Yeah, I heard a rifle shot.
01:07:51You need to get out here now, okay?
01:07:53Yeah.
01:07:54Yeah, okay.
01:07:57Sweetie, they need you to stay in the cabin, okay?
01:07:59Just stay here.
01:08:29Hey, don't worry, you still have a chance to freeze to death.
01:08:51I'll kill you.
01:08:52If I knew what you would obviously know, they'd want to kill me.
01:09:03That's understanding.
01:09:05I'm sorry.
01:09:10Fuck you.
01:09:22This is Alan.
01:09:26You'd best wait inside.
01:09:28Have you found them yet?
01:09:30When I know something, you'll know something.
01:09:32Please, wait inside.
01:09:41Do you even know where the hell we're going?
01:09:44There's a footbridge up ahead.
01:09:47It can't happen some while from that.
01:09:48Take a hold of.
01:09:52Right, Seals?
01:09:59What kind is wrong with me?
01:10:07My husband, I find my friends that the police have been to 이거는 the campfire.
01:10:12And I didn't know if any other people have left now on this bed.
01:10:17They're searching first.
01:10:22How do they know we're here?
01:10:24I told Susan.
01:10:27Do you love her?
01:10:32Does it matter?
01:10:37And Jessie?
01:10:41She's just a kid.
01:10:46What does that mean, buddy?
01:10:52I hardly know her.
01:11:00What now?
01:11:06I thought if I did everything for the now that I could forget the past, and the past is who I am.
01:11:15And I just, I don't, I, how am I supposed to go back to Susan if I don't know how to forgive her?
01:11:27Look, um, I'm gonna disappear.
01:11:33Just, look, tell them that you lost me, okay?
01:11:36No, Frank.
01:11:37No, I won't.
01:11:38Yeah.
01:11:39Yeah.
01:11:40Don't you owe me that!
01:11:41I owe you?
01:11:42I don't owe you anything, you fool!
01:11:45And you know what?
01:11:46You're a freaking idiot.
01:11:51I wish Susan had picked me.
01:11:54I wish Susan loved me.
01:11:56I wish Jessie thought of me as her father.
01:11:59But all they do is love you.
01:12:04God, I even love you.
01:12:07I'm cold.
01:12:09I'm wet.
01:12:10I'm past feeling sad for anyone but myself.
01:12:12So, you know, stay out here if you want.
01:12:14Become one with nature.
01:12:15Go hunt Bigfoot.
01:12:16But I'm going back into the cabin and getting warm.
01:12:20Stay with me.
01:12:42The clock will ring just like a bell.
01:12:50The greener eyes dropped out and fell everywhere, but I don't care, I can see that she's made
01:13:10something else entirely. Has she completely gone crazy? She kissed me back and ran.
01:13:34It's complicated.
01:14:04Electric harmony.
01:14:34The greener eyes dropped out andops for weeks after coinciding.
01:14:41It was終ic
01:14:52Daddy!
01:15:07Daddy!
01:15:13Daddy!
01:15:22Daddy!
01:15:45You ever hear of chaos theory, Ed?
01:15:48It's a science.
01:15:50It tries to determine underlying patterns in chaotic systems,
01:15:53weather, ocean currents, blood flow, that sort of thing.
01:15:57But it turns out that there are few things
01:16:00more chaotic than the beat of a human heart.
01:16:03Speeding up, slowing down, pretty face, flight of stairs.
01:16:08It's always changing depending on what's happening to us out there.
01:16:11It's an erratic son of a bitch.
01:16:14But underneath all of that bump-a-to-bump mess,
01:16:17there is in fact a pattern, a truth, and it's love.
01:16:23The most important thing about love
01:16:25is that we choose to give it,
01:16:27and we choose to receive it,
01:16:30making it the least random act in the entire universe.
01:16:33It transcends blood, it transcends betrayal,
01:16:36and all of the dirt that makes us human.
01:16:39And if you can figure that out,
01:16:42the Jake Lees of the world got nothing on you.
01:16:46Now, what's all this about?
01:16:48Uh-uh.
01:16:49Poor Ed.
01:16:50Has Frank been torturing you in tales of love and war?
01:16:52Oh, yes, ma'am.
01:16:53Right.
01:16:54You're gonna be late.
01:16:55Uh, I'll see you in there.
01:17:01Thanks.
01:17:02Have you been bad?
01:17:08No.
01:17:14A little bit.
01:17:17Come on, let's go, monster.
01:17:18We're gonna be late.
01:17:32You're beautiful.
01:17:35I'm nervous, Daddy.
01:17:37Jake loves you very much.
01:17:39Ed.
01:17:40He loves you too, honey.
01:17:41Come to me, I'll be your wishing well
01:17:44Cigarettes to save you
01:17:47I'm a little lonely, can't you tell
01:17:51Waiting on your rescue
01:17:53From all my dreams, all my schemes
01:17:57There was never anyone to stand next to
01:18:00So, baby, have I got you
01:18:08Running around in the last place
01:18:11Trying to keep a steady pace
01:18:14What I've got to give or give up
01:18:16Fools and thieves
01:18:18Keep on wishing good luck
01:18:20Calling you to say
01:18:22That I'm gonna be
01:18:24Anywhere you want
01:18:25Tonight and forever
01:18:27Coming home to take
01:18:29You can't see
01:18:30I can't see
01:18:31I can't see
01:18:32Just give it a while
01:18:33Uhm
01:18:34You can't see
01:18:35This one
01:18:36You can't see
01:18:37You can't see
01:18:38Some help
01:18:39But
01:18:40You can't find
01:18:41You can't see
01:18:42But
01:18:43You can't see
01:18:44Which one
01:18:45Two
01:18:46Six
01:18:48Two
01:18:50One
01:18:51One
01:18:52Two
01:18:53Two
01:18:53Two
01:18:54One
01:18:55Two
01:18:55One
01:18:56Two
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