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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blind Wave. I'm Eric. I'm Calvin. Aaron. And we are back with Naruto Shippuden.
00:06Last time on Naruto Shippuden. We're continuing our kind of look back slash what's currently
00:14happening with Naruto and Sasuke. Where they've been, where they're going, but most importantly
00:20where they are, which is they don't really know. I think Sasuke thinks he knows, but
00:25I don't think he really knows. I think he's starting to understand that. Yeah. Sasuke
00:28wants Itachi's eyes though. He wants some eyes. He does. And man, does Tobi have some?
00:34Yeah, a little aquarium. He's got some eyes. You want eyes? I got eyes. I got an eye guy.
00:40Give me an eye. I got an eye guy. And that guy's eye.
00:48By the way, Kakashi-sensei. Who's she? One of Sasuke's comrades. Who is it? I'm not anymore.
00:56Hey, thank you for staying. Hey, we need another teammate.
00:58Take her back to the village. Good question. We forgot something in the land of iron. Right, Sakuro?
01:05Uh-huh. Yeah.
01:09Go retrieve it, don't you think? The people?
01:11Her friends that she betrayed.
01:14I thought it was going to be Yamato. Oh, here's Yamato.
01:18Yep.
01:18Oh, he's capturing him in a cage.
01:23You were supposed to go back to the village with me. And you made a hole in the inn's floor.
01:29Good.
01:30You can fix it.
01:33What?
01:38I'm so sorry.
01:41I see. So basically, Naruto outfoxed you and left you behind.
01:47Is that it?
01:48Foxed.
01:49If Naruto hadn't come when he did, Sakuro might be dead now.
01:53And perhaps me too.
01:55Mm-hmm.
01:57He can do it.
01:58And perhaps Karin.
02:01Yes.
02:02Still, Sasuke is Sasuke.
02:05Anyway, that's what happened, Yamato.
02:14So please forgive Naruto for what he did.
02:17He saved them.
02:20Also, that tree came out of nowhere.
02:22Can you give her a bit too?
02:24I'm sorry about that, Captain Yamato.
02:27Honestly, Naruto.
02:31We should get going as well, you two.
02:33That was a different animation for the ninja banish.
02:37I wonder how Suigetsu and Juko are doing.
02:40Whatever.
02:42Why should I care anymore?
02:44Because what if they get betrayed by Sasuke?
02:48Infiltrate her!
02:50Danzo's new her.
02:53May I enter?
02:54Is the dog there spying?
02:55What is it, Shikaku?
02:58There's been some unusual unrest within the Foundation.
03:02What kind of unrest?
03:03Well, speak of the devil.
03:06Has there been any word from Lord Danzo?
03:09No.
03:10We're waiting for him to return, too.
03:12What about Sai?
03:13He went to the land of iron, too.
03:16Fine, Sai.
03:17Have him report back on everything that's happened.
03:20Dude, what happened to those other two guys?
03:21Remember the ones that got sucked in Sai and we just never saw them again?
03:24I think they're just gone.
03:25Are they dead?
03:26Does Moderna have them in his...
03:27Like, where'd they go?
03:28I forgot about them, too, just now.
03:30What are the rules?
03:31Hey, Lord B!
03:33Yo!
03:34It's been a while, Omuikaru-y.
03:36You've been getting by cheerfully?
03:38Carefully?
03:39Merrily?
03:40No, of course not!
03:41Merrily?
03:42Everything's about to really heat up.
03:44What are you talking about?
03:45The fourth-grade ninja war.
03:48What?
03:49Also, we're gonna need to set up an audience with the feudal lord.
03:53Yes, sir.
03:53I'll request a conference with him.
03:55My God.
03:55Hold on.
03:56Wow!
03:57That's one of the seven ninja swordsman's blades?
04:00I don't know if it's gonna be, like, one of those blades we're all...
04:01Like, in D&D, it's a cursed blade and you have to, like, feed it blood or it gets mad or something, you know?
04:06Sure.
04:07It likes it!
04:08Uh-oh.
04:11I hope!
04:12Uh-oh.
04:13Not for nefarious reasons!
04:14Is there...
04:15Oh!
04:16Ah, damn, he's in there.
04:17Kisame's in there?
04:19What?
04:20He's infiltrating the summit.
04:22That's the infiltrator?
04:23Infiltrator!
04:23Fuck!
04:24That's scary, man.
04:25Yeah, it is.
04:26It went perfectly.
04:28You've got to hand it to Kisame.
04:32I will declare the start of the fourth great ninja war at the Five Kage Summit.
04:36Oh, boy.
04:37I'm ready to go after him right now, but...
04:42Infiltrate first.
04:43Honor has a lot of plans.
04:45Mm-hmm.
04:46Use white Zetsu.
04:47Once he touches someone, he can copy their chakra and form an indistinguishable clone of that.
04:53Oh, shit.
04:54Just leave it to me.
04:55Oh.
04:56Now then, this is where things start getting tough.
05:00It wasn't easy switching places with Kisame underwater.
05:03I'm really not used to that.
05:06Don't you think you're overdoing it?
05:10No, I use just the right amount of force for the eight tails.
05:13All right?
05:14The rest is in your hands.
05:17Hate that.
05:18He's Warner Style!
05:19Super Shark Bomb!
05:20Dang, man.
05:22That was so exciting.
05:23Mm-hmm.
05:24It was all for naught.
05:26Mm-hmm.
05:27That's what you forgot?
05:28I don't get it.
05:29How could all of these guys just lie around and sleep?
05:32Oh, the leaves.
05:33You have such a buying, Sakura.
05:34Oh, boy.
05:36I want to join them.
05:37Naruto, it's my fault that they're all fast asleep.
05:40Like, Broccoli wakes up and put a bunch of knockout smoke into his face.
05:44See?
05:45He's right now.
05:46He's sleeping so soundly.
05:49Naruto seems to have finally let things go.
05:53He's been stretched for quite some time.
05:54However, we don't have time to waste here.
05:56Next step is Sai.
05:59I'm awake.
06:00He just wore off.
06:02What?
06:04That's hilarious.
06:05Do you still feel nauseous?
06:07I'm fine.
06:07Could you take a look at this?
06:11Yeah.
06:13That's what I mean.
06:14Then the curse mark really is gone?
06:17Yay!
06:19Huh.
06:19I don't know what that means.
06:22Because Donzo's dead, the month is gone.
06:24Can it be?
06:26Lord Donzo's gone?
06:28Lord Donzo is Donzo.
06:31Making an extra large roll of ramen.
06:34I think it's about time you got up already.
06:37Now girls, what's going on?
06:38Just wake up!
06:39Thank you, Lee.
06:41Things are getting really bad.
06:43Yeah, I know.
06:44A great ninja war.
06:45Of course we'll have no choice but to give it our all.
06:48So I'll fight as hard as I can.
06:50When you die...
06:51Hey, jerk!
06:52Don't kill me, Og!
06:53Yo, don't despair, my young ones.
06:56I'm gonna lay down a little sentimental rap.
06:59Sentimental?
07:00Fuck!
07:01Dang it.
07:02Fuck!
07:02Dang it!
07:03I wanted the rap.
07:04I'm glad he's not dead.
07:05Yeah.
07:05Kiba?
07:07Just shut it!
07:08Man up and stop whining!
07:10Hey, speak for yourself!
07:11You're way too simple-minded to be trying to form such complex thoughts.
07:16Sai, what's your problem?
07:18When did you ever develop a sense of humor, huh?
07:20Why, thank you.
07:21Why?
07:23You just seem like your old self again, Naruto.
07:25He needs you haven't grown up at all.
07:27Once an idiot, always an idiot.
07:29If anyone's an idiot, you are, Kiba!
07:31This seems like old Naruto, yeah.
07:33Yeah.
07:33His chakra, it's so bright and warm.
07:38So welcoming.
07:42Maybe she'll-
07:43What's that?
07:45What is that?
07:46She's a sensory.
07:47She's a box, dude.
07:49That's so great.
07:50I love it as the shadow crossed over.
07:52It's as you, my seniors, already guessed.
07:55The same reason the curse mark put on us by Lord Danzo is gone.
07:59Then Lord Danzo is dead.
08:02Therefore, if you are in agreement, I would like us to discuss the future of the Foundation.
08:08With the new Hokage here.
08:09What?
08:10The new Hokage?
08:13What?
08:14Is it a race?
08:15You're really gonna be the next Hokage, Kakashi-sensei?
08:18Hmm.
08:18Mm-hmm.
08:19The five great Shinobi nations of the Hidden Cloud, Hidden Leaf, Hidden Stone, Hidden Mist,
08:25and Hidden Sand, along with the Samurai of the Land of Iron, have formed the allied Shinobi
08:31forces.
08:31For what reason?
08:33The Tailed Beasts.
08:35Tailed Beasts?
08:36A group that's known as the Akatsuki, possesses seven of the Tailed Beasts and has declared
08:41war on us.
08:42Listen, Yaguchi.
08:43We don't even know if we'll be able to keep the feudal lords protected.
08:46That's how difficult this battle will be.
08:49I understand, Rykai.
08:51I approve this alliance.
08:53Then I request that you convene a summit of the feudal lords.
08:57You can't be serious.
08:58All right, very well.
09:00Since I have no choice, I'll do as you say.
09:04His chair looked like Best Buy.
09:07I've got my worries about the Hidden Leaf.
09:09They may have Hokage succession issues.
09:11And the sand.
09:12Nine more.
09:12Because Hokage is too inexperienced.
09:15Don't worry about...
09:15He knows how to fight.
09:16Mm-hmm.
09:18What's going on?
09:19I'm not sure.
09:20Concert.
09:21Bees concert!
09:23Yes!
09:24I got a rap song for y'all and it's filled with passion, baby!
09:28Yeah!
09:29There's a kid in the front.
09:30This one's called Kosaku!
09:32That's listenin'!
09:35Yeah!
09:36Yeah!
09:36Yeah!
09:37Yeah!
09:37Yeah!
09:38Yeah!
09:38Yeah!
09:39Yeah!
09:39Yeah!
09:40Yeah!
09:40Yeah!
09:41Damn, man!
09:42Fuck!
09:42Fuck!
09:43Damn!
09:43Damn!
09:44Drop it!
09:46He's not a supportive brother.
09:48You haven't learned a single thing, have you?
09:50No, I test it.
09:51You kick's the best, but now let me press.
09:54Psst!
09:55Oh!
09:56Damn it!
09:57He wasn't exactly keeping a low profile.
10:02I guess not, no.
10:05Drop!
10:06Kick!
10:07At that point, let him rap!
10:08Damn it!
10:09Right?
10:10Let him rap!
10:11Let him rap!
10:12Let the boy rap!
10:13Let him rap!
10:14Alright, so I'm now going to be waiting and curious on where Fu and Torune are.
10:18Torune are.
10:19I mean, they did at least mention them.
10:22They're not forgotten.
10:23Where are they?
10:24Do you think they're still in there?
10:26Are they alive?
10:27Are they aware?
10:28Can they do something?
10:29Um, they might be alive.
10:30Weren't they like...
10:31It's possible that they're aware, but I don't know if they can do anything...
10:36Wasn't one of them touched by the other one and that did something?
10:39It was like purple stuff, like...
10:41They were trying to like...
10:43Yeah, it wasn't one of them trying to take over one of the Akatsuki with like a...
10:49Well, they were attacking Madra.
10:50A shadow possession or something.
10:52Was it Fu or Torune?
10:54It was right after Donzo and them separated.
10:58Yeah.
10:59What is Madra got under his robes?
11:01That's a note I had.
11:02Little insects that devour cells.
11:04Madra cuts off white goo.
11:06Gum?
11:07Yeah.
11:08The arm.
11:09Gum?
11:10That's what I wrote there.
11:11It was...
11:12It was kind of a...
11:14And sucked up Donzo's ninjas.
11:16Well, they're sucked.
11:17We'll see if they can be unsucked.
11:19With their white goo.
11:20What?
11:21Yep.
11:22Does that say white goo arm or cum?
11:24Did I say gum?
11:25Probably says white goo arm.
11:26White arm.
11:27It's an R I bet.
11:28It's not cum.
11:29It could also be cum.
11:31I hate when I confuse cum and arm.
11:33Yeah.
11:34My favorite part of the episode was Karin feeling Naruto's chakra.
11:41Mm-hmm.
11:42I love that part.
11:43Because she had already talked about how Sasuke's chakra has changed and how it's cold and dark.
11:48And comparing it to Naruto's, which is warm and inviting.
11:52But I love that like, but what's that?
11:55Mm-hmm.
11:56And she can just feel this other presence inside the welcoming and the warmness.
12:01I just really enjoyed that.
12:02Mm-hmm.
12:03And it's nice to see Naruto back to himself.
12:05He's been pretty stressed.
12:07Yeah.
12:08Yeah.
12:09He needed this.
12:10My least favorite part of the episode was that Kisame's in his blade and he's not dead
12:13because that fight was so good and I thought we won and I got another Akatsuki down and
12:17now he's not dead!
12:19Yep.
12:20Dude.
12:21Yeah.
12:22I don't know what that means.
12:23He's just in his blade.
12:24Can he just come out when he wants?
12:25He can just spring out.
12:26He worked with it before and became a big shark man.
12:29Ninja magic is so strange.
12:31I mean, they said that they could have just had Zetsu just spy on them and everything.
12:39But he's not strong enough to do what they needed him to do.
12:42Yeah.
12:43So Kisame is probably going to come out of the sword and attack a bunch of people at
12:46the summit.
12:47Right?
12:48I guess.
12:49Because he said, like, I'm going to declare war at the summit.
12:51I guess.
12:52Like, is he going to show up and then Kisame's going to pop out and they're both going to
12:54attack everybody?
12:55I think Madara could just show up and he just, shh, I'm here, shh, I'm gone.
12:58He's so fucking powerful.
12:59Like, what do you do?
13:00He just traps you in his fucking eye socket thing and then he just kills you in there.
13:07I want to fight Madara.
13:08Let's fight Madara.
13:09It's been a reason he's been around for so long.
13:10When do we get to fight Madara?
13:11What can men accomplish against such reckless hate?
13:15Nothing.
13:16What's the answer?
13:18It's rhetorical.
13:19I'd love to tell you, man, but I think that's the human experience.
13:22Yeah.
13:23It's to get you to think about what could be done.
13:27Against hate.
13:28Yeah.
13:29I hate Kisame's face.
13:30Reckless hate.
13:31Kisame's face.
13:32He's in his face inside a mouth.
13:33In the sword.
13:34Yeah.
13:35It's disturbing.
13:36And he was like sweating and shit.
13:37He was like, steaks, you know?
13:38Ugh.
13:39Ugh.
13:40Ugh.
13:41Yeah.
13:42But with sweat.
13:43And sharp teeth.
13:44Sharp teeth.
13:45Ooh ha ha.
13:46He's like Voldemort under quarrels on the back of his head almost.
13:51Yeah.
13:52It is.
13:53Yeah.
13:54His blade's kind of quarrelly.
13:55It is kind of quarrelly.
13:56Yamato was hilarious in the beginning of this.
13:59He's looking at her, I'm so sorry.
14:01No.
14:02By the time he showed up and he put him in a cage, I'm like, this is a little lake.
14:07He's just standing there now.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Like, what would have happened if Yamato had showed up mid-fight?
14:15Would he have also put him in the little wooden prison thing?
14:19Yeah, I don't know.
14:20I don't know.
14:22Maybe.
14:23Maybe not.
14:24Just instant prison.
14:25Put them both in prison.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Sure.
14:28Well, could Sasuke, Sasuke has his fireball jutsu.
14:31So.
14:32With that.
14:33With wood.
14:34You could probably get out of it.
14:35Or you just make a fire prison.
14:37Sure, bro.
14:38You could make a fire prison.
14:39Naruto has water style, right?
14:41Uh, he has Rasengan's air.
14:45Yeah.
14:46Isn't air and water closer than, like, fire and...
14:49I think so.
14:50I think I have it somewhere.
14:51What's the opposite of water?
14:52Uh, there's lightning.
14:54Earth.
14:55That's what it is, lightning.
14:56I think I have it somewhere here.
14:58There's like five.
14:59I don't remember where I had the listing of the chakras.
15:00Yeah, five powers or whatever.
15:02Five.
15:03It was like the power wheel thing that, like, if it's opposite, you can't learn it as easily.
15:06Five chakra natures.
15:07Fire, wind, water, earth, and lightning.
15:09Fire, earth, and lightning.
15:10Well, the feudal lords are gonna have a summit.
15:12Um, I don't know if it'll be as cool as the Hokage summit.
15:16The lords have not been the most impressive.
15:19We've only seen two, I suppose.
15:21Have we seen the third?
15:23I don't think so.
15:24But, yeah, they're having a summit and we'll see what happens.
15:27If it goes as well or better than the one we just had.
15:30The one with his head.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Like, who...
15:33The guy that we had in the last summit that was like,
15:36Oh, yes, make a domzo, the Hokage.
15:39Like...
15:40That was just for the leaf.
15:41That was just the leaf's...
15:42Yeah.
15:43Yeah, that's the...
15:44And that was the ruler guy.
15:45The leaf lord.
15:46Yeah.
15:47And this is the guy over all of them.
15:48No, the guy they were talking to you, this is over just that...
15:51Yeah.
15:52What are they from?
15:53The land, uh...
15:54Which ones?
15:55Uh, Bee and, uh...
15:57Uh...
15:58The Raikage?
15:59The Land of Mist?
16:01No.
16:02Is it?
16:03Damn it.
16:04I knew...
16:05If you asked me any other time, I'd know that.
16:06I don't remember.
16:07Yeah.
16:08The Land of Lightning.
16:09Lightning.
16:10But, yeah, so, like, all those lands are separate countries.
16:14They all have a feudal lord.
16:15They all have a hidden village of shinobi that uses their military.
16:20Uh, and they all have an Akage.
16:23But they keep their military and ninjas separate from their main population, I believe.
16:28Yeah.
16:29And their main government.
16:30So what they're calling for is for a summit of the lords themselves.
16:34The feudal lords.
16:35Because before, they had a Kage summit of all the ninja leaders.
16:38Yeah.
16:39And now they need the country leaders.
16:40Mm-hmm.
16:41That makes more sense.
16:42The land leaders.
16:43Because, like, the militaries have agreed to have an alliance.
16:46Yes.
16:47But the world leaders have not agreed that that is policy yet.
16:51Yes.
16:52I think so, pretty much, yeah.
16:53They gotta get together and they have to say...
16:54And that's why the Rakage is like, I don't think that we could even protect the lords.
16:58Yeah.
16:59With, you know, without help.
17:00Yeah.
17:01They all have to, like, get together and declare it.
17:03Like, one, two, three, four, I declare ninja war.
17:07Go!
17:08Hmm.
17:09I don't know.
17:10How did they go?
17:11We said, I declare thumb war.
17:12And then we just thumb war.
17:13But we could do it, though.
17:14Really?
17:15I think so.
17:16You know, some people do, like, rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
17:17And they say shoot.
17:18So people don't say shoot.
17:19Yeah.
17:20Yeah.
17:21Some people don't say shoot.
17:22How do you know to shoot?
17:23They just do it on the last one.
17:24On scissors?
17:25Yeah, I hate it.
17:26That's unfair.
17:27I hate it.
17:28I hate it.
17:29I hate it.
17:30I hate it.
17:31I hate it.
17:32I hate it.
17:33I hate it.
17:34I hate it.
17:35I hate it.
17:36Yeah, I hate it.
17:37That's unfair to scissors.
17:38I hate it.
17:39Or it's actually unfair to rock and paper.
17:40And I'm being hypocritical because I don't like it there, but I do like the thumb war
17:44just go.
17:45So you say go?
17:47No.
17:48The go's not needed.
17:51I'm a hypocrite and I'm wrong about my own stance.
17:57Isn't there, like, more to the rhyme, though?
18:02There's, like, one, two, three, four, I declare thumb war.
18:04Five, six, seven, eight.
18:05Five, six, seven, eight.
18:06Like, there's another part of that.
18:08I'm pretty sure, right?
18:09Like, I heard it in my childhood, but I can't remember it now.
18:14One, two, three, four, I declare thumb war.
18:17Five, six, seven, eight.
18:18Try to keep your thumb straight.
18:19Yeah.
18:20That's it.
18:21God.
18:22And here's a picture.
18:23That no one understands why that's amazing.
18:28I know.
18:29We can't even reference it.
18:31Holy shit.
18:32That's crazy.
18:33That is wild.
18:34That's a definite advantage.
18:35I said he would have an advantage of thumb war.
18:37Yeah, we did.
18:38When I looked this up and the AI told me this, it gave me that picture.
18:42Huh.
18:43Huh.
18:44How to declare a proper...
18:46Seven, eight.
18:47First, two, three.
18:48Wait, what is this?
18:50Well, if it's one, two, three, four, I declare ninja war.
18:52Five, six, seven, eight.
18:54Try to keep your...
18:55What straight?
18:56Don't make it Naruto.
18:57Kage.
18:58Aww.
18:59Try to keep your kage straight.
19:00Try to keep your kage straight.
19:01I mean, the leaf village is having trouble right now.
19:04What else rhymes with straight that we can replace?
19:07Well, no, it has to rhyme with 12.
19:09Right?
19:10Or are you just trying to replace straight?
19:13Just replace straight, yeah.
19:14Oh, okay.
19:15I was just trying to find a good...
19:16Five, six, seven, eight.
19:18Try to keep your locked gate.
19:20Yeah, sure.
19:21Doesn't they have gates?
19:23Sure.
19:24Sometimes you get like...
19:25You have like life gates and city gates.
19:27Okay, we'll write it.
19:28Did we ever hit the button?
19:29We did.
19:30I hit it when I said go.
19:31Yeah, you're right.
19:32Okay.
19:33I'll think about this.
19:34I don't know.
19:35Thank you guys so much for watching.
19:36Naruto Shippuden with us.
19:37We will be back next week with another episode
19:40and see if we figure out about the Infiltrator
19:43and about the Hokage stuff
19:45and about the ninjas that are missing
19:47and about Kisame
19:50and I guess that's the Infiltrator.
19:52Maybe we'll see a concert.
19:54Yeah!
19:55Drop kit.
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