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00:00Hey guys, we're all the way back. I'm Aaron.
00:02Wee!
00:03We got him, Eric.
00:04And we're back with Naruto Shibadoo.
00:06Yes, we are.
00:07Last time, man, we got...
00:08Yep.
00:09We got a who stabbed who situation going on.
00:13What happened? I don't know what happened.
00:15Who stabbed who?
00:16We both stabbed him.
00:17Oh, solved!
00:24At least two.
00:25Yeah.
00:27Damn, what was it called?
00:28Danzo Shimura.
00:30That sword definitely looks like it's going through his shoulder.
00:34Maybe it's going under.
00:35You know, like that trick you do?
00:36It's like, oh, I got stabbed!
00:37Oh, yeah.
00:39That's what I was doing with this shirt.
00:41With a sword?
00:42And then, like, a couple of words.
00:47You were too hasty.
00:49My last eye is still open.
00:51Go to Itachi.
00:53You need a net shot.
00:55You may think that you've seen that through my izanagi, but...
00:59What?
01:01Oh.
01:02It's not...
01:03Why won't the izanagi activate it?
01:04The izanagi isn't activated.
01:06Oh, shit.
01:07Sasuke's genjutsu is nowhere near as refined as Itachi's.
01:11Has he been in a genjutsu for a while?
01:18Has the eye been closed and he didn't know it?
01:20He thought he had one?
01:22That's all...
01:23He made him see it open?
01:25He made him think that one was open.
01:26That was all he did.
01:27So he went in for the kill knowing that he'd be safe, but he actually wasn't.
01:31Yeah.
01:32Holy shit.
01:33Like, he made him think that the only trick was one eye is not open.
01:36You're the one who's going to see me touch it.
01:39Dude, his lightsaber would be true.
01:45Sasuke knew exactly what he was doing.
01:47Did he just lost track?
01:49Yeah.
01:50Before Donzo and Sasuke exchanged blows just then, every Sharingan on Donzo's right arm had already shot.
01:58Faster than you could realize, Sasuke had placed a genjutsu on you.
02:02You were concerned about the inexact nature of how long the izanagi would last, so you kept checking the Sharingan on your right arm.
02:10Sasuke noticed that.
02:12Yeah, you should count on your own heads.
02:15He'd already confirmed that he could place you under genjutsu, even if for just an instant.
02:21Mm-hmm.
02:23Wow.
02:24And while you were distracted with that, the real switch.
02:28He's a bit saddling with your eyes.
02:31Never mock the Uchiha.
02:34Looks like I'll be able to take Shisui's eyes soon.
02:38The foundation should have stayed hidden underground.
02:42What's happening?
02:43Fuck.
02:44Face.
02:45Okay.
02:46Hurry.
02:47Go on, bite down.
02:50Damn.
02:52So many bite marks.
02:54She likes it.
02:56I see now why Sasuke chose her to be part of this team.
03:00This whole time, I'm like, why are you breaking her?
03:06Oh, God.
03:09At this rate, I'll be taken over by the first Hokage cells.
03:13Oh, shit, man.
03:15Holy shit.
03:17Rip his arm off.
03:19Or his not arm off.
03:21Uh-oh, he's got one more.
03:22He's gonna try to use the other eye, even though it's tired.
03:25No, not yet.
03:30He was covering with the Izanagi until Shisui's eye recuperated.
03:39Oh, oh, right over there.
03:40Oh, Karin!
03:44He will totally kill Karin to kill Dongo, right?
03:48It's not that I consider my life too precious.
03:52But for the leaf and the whole Shinobi world,
03:56I simply cannot afford to die here today.
03:59Don't move, Karin.
04:03Is he in the fire?
04:07De-
04:08Yep.
04:09Now that's my boy.
04:15One down.
04:17Soon the rest, big brother.
04:19How through her is it?
04:20Oh.
04:21It's right through her.
04:22That's right through her.
04:23Did he turn out to move so that he wouldn't hit a vital part of her?
04:25Or is he sacrificing her?
04:28Like, keep him from moving?
04:29That doesn't look good, you know?
04:30Yeah, no, that doesn't.
04:31I don't know if she can bite herself.
04:32He's in Naki.
04:33Did you dance?
04:34If you're slow enough to be taken hostage,
04:37then you're just a burden.
04:39Oh my gosh.
04:40Damn.
04:48That's way fucked up.
04:49Susuke.
04:52Jeez, man.
04:56Where are you going?
04:57You trying to skedaddle.
04:59He's running away.
05:00There he goes.
05:02Oh my God.
05:04Easy to track.
05:07Guns over.
05:08God.
05:09Imagine how much blood has to be running over your body.
05:11To leave an outside blood print.
05:13To leave an outline.
05:14Yeah, an outline.
05:15Every step.
05:19God.
05:24I'm taking Shisui's eye.
05:26Is Hitachi in there?
05:28Come here.
05:29We need to talk.
05:30Know anything about Shisui Ochiha?
05:32He killed himself in Nakano River.
05:36That's his best friend too, man.
05:41Mm-hmm.
05:43Why'd you interfere, Hirose?
05:47Come on.
05:48Don't be that way.
05:49I just don't want to lose any comrades in a situation like this, you know?
05:50There are way too many of them.
05:51What now, Hirose?
05:52All right, then.
05:53Let's go meet up with the second Hokage.
05:54We've been surrounded.
05:55There are 20 enemy shinobi.
05:56From their tracking abilities, I'd say they're Cloud Ninja.
05:58We're outnumbered.
05:59Homura, stop being such a coward.
06:00So we should wait and ambush them, then break through to escape.
06:14No, that's not gonna work.
06:15The only way it would is if one of us draws their attention and misdirects them.
06:21The Lacta lure.
06:23I am a shinobi.
06:24I'm resolved to die like one on the battlefield.
06:26Sorry, Tobi.
06:27What are you thinking right now, I wonder?
06:28Go ahead.
06:29Say it, then I'll...
06:30What's wrong?
06:31Why can't I say that I'll do it?
06:32I'll go do it.
06:33I don't mean to brag, but I know I have the best chance out of all of you to pull this off.
06:37I'm not gonna die.
06:38No, no, no, no.
06:40What's wrong?
06:41Why can't I say that I'll do it?
06:43I'll go do it.
06:46I don't mean to brag, but I know I have the best chance out of all of you to pull this off.
06:50I'm not gonna die.
06:52die my trembling it stopped you look after the others donzo okay i trust shut up i was going to
07:02volunteer you know i will go out and play the lure of course you're the ones who will carry on the
07:07will of fire who will defend our village in the future donzo you are always vying with sado over
07:14one thing or another the fact is you took too long to reach the decision sado
07:19love and treasure the village and protect all those who believe in you starting tomorrow
07:27you're hokage
07:28yes sir
07:33sarutomi you're always walking ahead of me
07:40what's that
07:48what's that mean it's a reverse tetragram ceiling jutsu
07:55where the tree leaves dance one shall find flames the fire's shadow will illuminate the village
08:03just as you gave your life this time i will too i will stop them
08:11what
08:18catch up to you
08:25you
08:27what do you think
08:35what do you think of me
08:37hey here is it
08:40what was i
08:42that makes sense okay
08:49thank you
08:51i was wondering because the name one yeah one name i think they named it sounded kind of familiar
08:58i wasn't sure
09:00they were they were like childhood friends yeah they were like i wanted to say like naruto and sasuke but they weren't exactly childhood friends they were rivals certainly
09:10sure sure but yeah um i mean they were like uh kakashi and uh obito
09:17uh obito
09:19obito
09:20yeah it seems like he was running behind
09:24the third hukage and never caught up
09:28he just blew up just the reverse tetragram ceiling jutsu just
09:35blows you up
09:36it's one of the first times i think i've ever heard madara like say something with fear
09:42sasuke run
09:43oh shit
09:44yeah
09:44yeah
09:45tetra what
09:46tetragram
09:47tetragram ceiling jutsu
09:49reverse tetragram
09:51yeah i don't know
09:51reverse tetragram ceiling jutsu
09:53there's a lot of like dark energy
09:55it's like it spewed out of him like ink
09:58and like
09:59expanded
10:00and whatever was inside of that just
10:02was just
10:04control deleted
10:05yeah
10:06it was just
10:06it was just gone
10:07didn't like push it out of the way
10:09didn't like burn it or anything
10:11it's just removed
10:12i have to assume he didn't get either one of them
10:14yeah
10:15however
10:16maybe he prevented him from getting the eye
10:18he was after that eye
10:20i figure he probably did
10:21he wanted
10:22he wanted chisui's eye
10:23yeah and when they said
10:24they said about his eye too
10:25i was like man i feel like that name sounds familiar too
10:27but i don't know what it is
10:28and then when they did the flashback
10:29ah it was his best friend
10:31that's who that was
10:32yeah
10:32i recognize
10:33that's how he got his special
10:34like powers
10:35because that was like the first name that we heard about
10:38way back when we were like
10:39how do you like
10:40how do you activate it
10:42like
10:42yeah
10:43is like back when
10:44it was before the naruto sasuke fight
10:47the first one
10:48he was like
10:48i have to kill you
10:49and activate this thing
10:51so i can be more powerful
10:51and defeat
10:52yeah
10:54that was the
10:54the
10:55his companion
10:56like his
10:57his
10:58um
10:58yeah
11:00i don't know
11:01his best friend
11:03yeah
11:03something to give up
11:04like
11:06we gave up
11:08on carrying
11:08dude man
11:11he's dead dude
11:12one of the things with sasuke
11:13has been like
11:14sure he's on vengeance
11:15but he has his team
11:16and his team is what he cares about too
11:19like he will protect his team
11:20and they're you know
11:21like
11:21it was like he
11:22yeah i'm not with kakashi
11:24in that group anymore
11:24sure
11:25because they won't let me do what i'm wanting
11:26but they're with me
11:27and they'll follow me
11:28but doing that
11:29where it was like
11:30it's more important
11:31my mission
11:32than you
11:33it's such a
11:34darker sasuke
11:36than i was expecting us to get
11:37yeah
11:38you know
11:39he was like
11:39before it was like
11:40i feel like i have hope
11:41that he could be saved
11:42yeah
11:42now this makes me start losing
11:44that hope
11:45where i'm like
11:45maybe we can't
11:47maybe he is falling
11:48to the
11:48the madara side
11:49that's what everybody's trying
11:50to tell naruto
11:51and mar
11:52yeah
11:53madara was so proud
11:54of sasuke
11:55when he did that
11:56yeah
11:56yeah but i've been like
11:58on naruto's side
11:58yeah we don't need to give up
11:59on him
11:59he's still got
12:01an honorable side
12:02to him and stuff
12:02you know
12:03but no
12:04unless we come back
12:06and there's some kind of trick
12:07you know
12:08but
12:08yeah
12:10if you're too slow
12:11and get caught
12:12then you're no use
12:12you're a burden
12:13like damn
12:14if what
12:15like
12:16if he told her
12:18not to move
12:18so that he could
12:19get donzo's vital spot
12:21and not one of hers
12:22i could believe that
12:24but like
12:24sure
12:25why say not to move
12:26yeah
12:27why not just attack
12:28i don't know
12:29i think he was just
12:30it's my elements
12:31of having a little bit
12:32of hope
12:32where i'm like
12:33i don't want to lose
12:34sasuke
12:34and i want her
12:35to still be good
12:35in him
12:36you know
12:36like i want to
12:37listen to padme
12:37like he's right
12:39she's right
12:39you know
12:40i also just feel bad
12:42for the character
12:43because i'm like
12:44it's not like
12:44she was the most
12:45compelling
12:45the whole way through
12:46she's
12:47she was a vehicle
12:48of
12:49of certain things
12:50and you know
12:51just like
12:52like a lot of the other
12:53girls just obsessed
12:54with sasuke
12:54you know
12:55i liked her
12:56just
12:56yeah
12:57tragic
12:58tragic tragic tragic
12:59tragic
12:59that's what happened
13:00to her
13:00but dude
13:01i mean sasuke's
13:02face when he was
13:03like
13:03chasing him
13:04when he was
13:04stalking donzo
13:05it was
13:06it was properly
13:07scary
13:08i was i was quite
13:09scared of his face
13:11it's like
13:11very compelling
13:12it's like a horror
13:13movie where like
13:13victims trying to
13:14run away
13:15but they're just
13:15walking
13:16and they're still
13:16catching up
13:17you know
13:17so donzo
13:19was friends
13:21with the third
13:21hokage
13:22yeah
13:22right
13:22yeah
13:23followed the second
13:24hokage
13:25yes
13:25and then
13:27had the first
13:28hokage on his arm
13:28yes
13:29it would seem like
13:30it yes
13:30okay
13:31i was just like
13:31okay so he had
13:32like connection
13:32to like all the
13:33hokage
13:33yeah
13:33and he apparently
13:35had a connection
13:36through the
13:37anbu black ops
13:38when the fourth
13:39hokage was
13:40in charge
13:40and then again
13:41when the third
13:42hokage
13:42took over
13:43and that dude
13:43badly wanted to
13:44be a hokage
13:45didn't
13:46so bad
13:46he had an
13:47organization too
13:47right
13:48what
13:49danza
13:49yeah
13:50right
13:50the foundation
13:52right
13:52okay
13:52i was thinking
13:53he did
13:54whenever he was
13:54talking about
13:55like you were
13:55the bright leaf
13:56and i was the
13:57dark foundation
13:58and i was like
13:59yeah he's
14:00he's playing on that
14:00yeah he does
14:01like all of the
14:02the spy
14:03spy stuff
14:04yeah he was
14:04he was working
14:05with orochimaru
14:07like back when
14:09orochimaru
14:09was was doing
14:10all the
14:11the fucking
14:11bodies
14:12yeah the
14:13cloning shit
14:14yeah
14:14yeah no i get that
14:15i was just talking
14:17about the foundation
14:18thing and i was like
14:18oh it's a nice
14:19little nod to that
14:20and then i was like
14:21if i if no one
14:22says that they're
14:22gonna be like
14:23you guys didn't
14:23catch it
14:23so i wanted to
14:24make sure that
14:25it was said
14:25somewhere
14:25his arm exploded
14:30into a tree
14:30again
14:31that was not
14:32yeah
14:33that was nuts
14:34he just
14:35lost control
14:37of the hokage
14:38cells and it
14:39just exploded
14:40into a tree
14:41that face turned
14:42into a fucking
14:43tree you know
14:43a tree
14:44a tree
14:45is there a tree
14:46on a bridge
14:46oh i don't know
14:48the bridge might
14:49fall out today
14:50explosion maybe
14:50i think the tree
14:51will live
14:51not if the bridge
14:53falls
14:53i don't know
14:55how much damage
14:56that explosion did
14:57i think the tree
14:57has a better chance
14:58of surviving
14:59if the bridge
15:00does fall
15:00because it's not
15:01gonna get enough
15:02nutrients to keep
15:03it sustained
15:03on the bridge
15:04yeah i know that
15:05it's a magic tree
15:06i see fucking
15:07trees and grass
15:08and shit
15:09growing on
15:10fucking all kinds
15:10of shit
15:11yeah but like
15:12it's gonna erode
15:13the bridge anyway
15:13look at i am legend
15:14i getcha
15:16look at i am legend
15:17look at last of us
15:18look at last of us
15:19look at walking
15:20dead
15:20maybe not walking
15:21dead
15:22but trees
15:22only grow places
15:24that trees can
15:24grow
15:25yeah
15:25that was an
15:26artificial tree
15:26anywhere they want
15:27anywhere they
15:28tree
15:28they'll grow in
15:29gutters
15:30sure
15:31where there's
15:31nutrients
15:32and a ready
15:33supply of rainwater
15:35to supply it
15:36they will grow up
15:37you know what i mean
15:38that's what they'll do
15:39and this is the
15:40leaf village baby
15:41yeah this is a tree
15:42made from a face
15:43yeah
15:43you have no idea
15:44what it's about
15:44yeah
15:45it's still a tree
15:47sell hokage
15:49like if those roots
15:51start growing down
15:51into those
15:52into those stones
15:53and like pushing
15:54them apart and
15:55everything looking
15:55for anything
15:56like that bridge
15:58is collapsed
15:58maybe it'll like
15:59grow and replace
16:01the bridge
16:02no
16:03it'd be like a
16:03natural bridge
16:04that would only work
16:05if it was on one end
16:06and then the bridge
16:07fell and then the
16:08tree collapsed
16:08and made a bridge
16:10it'll work
16:10it's a magic tree
16:11yeah you don't know
16:12but it's in the
16:12middle
16:13it's a chopper tree
16:13where the magic
16:15happens
16:15yeah you don't
16:16know the rules
16:17of chopper trees
16:17yeah you don't
16:18know the rules
16:18okay
16:19yep
16:19but you guys
16:20they didn't teach
16:21you that
16:21you guys are saying
16:23that you do
16:23I know
16:24I'm saying it could
16:25they taught us that
16:26I'm saying it could
16:26you're saying it's
16:27impossible
16:27that's the difference
16:28I didn't say it was
16:30impossible
16:30I said like
16:31Eric what did you say
16:32I said that it was
16:33more likely that the
16:34tree would survive
16:35if the bridge fell
16:36which is incorrect
16:37how is it incorrect
16:39probably
16:39just don't know
16:40you are making a
16:42statement
16:42because then its roots
16:43are gonna be in the air
16:44and that doesn't help it
16:46I've seen lots of
16:49trees falling over
16:49they ain't growing shit
16:50not growing shit
16:51Calvin
16:52here's a jutsu
16:52for you guys
16:53how dare he
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