Jimmy Rees announces new national tour

The Canberra Times

6/24/2025

The comedian will be in Canberra later this year

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00:00Jason, pack it up! We're doing a live show!

00:03What? Okay. Well, where are you going?

00:05Well, look up the stats, Jason, you idiot!

00:07Oh, yes, of course. Okay, well, 60% of your audience is in Australia, so...

00:11The Maldives!

00:12No, I don't see any of... no.

00:14Hawaii!

00:15Hawaii? No, no, no. You're just naming places you want to go.

00:18No, I am not, Jason. Fiji!

00:20That's not what the stats know!

00:22Isn't that what a tour is, Jason? Going to the places that you watch?

00:26No, sir. You have to put on a show.

00:27Oh, that means you have to come, Jason.

00:29Oh, yeah, but we can't just do this the whole time.

00:32We have to bring some other people, and you have to tell people where you're going.

00:35Fine, we're going to Hobart, Adelaide, Melbourne, Brisbane, the Gold Coast, Perth, and Eastern Sydney.

00:42Eastern Sydney? Eastern Sydney? What, the Pacific Ocean?

00:45Auckland, you idiot!

00:47Sure, okay, who's coming?

00:49Elon Musk.

00:50Huh?

00:51So cool.

00:52I'm going to come to Adelaide and visit my battery.

00:54Annoying lady!

00:55Hi!

00:56This is quaint.

00:59Oh, we all know one of them.

01:00Oh, Donald Trump.

01:02I'm coming to the capital of Australia.

01:05Sydney.

01:06Sydney!

01:07My nephew, Caleb.

01:08Oh, sick!

01:10Where we going?

01:11Affluent ladies.

01:13Oh, darling, I can't wait.

01:16Where do we start? Somewhere bougie?

01:17Who that?

01:18Who?

01:19Generic bogan person.

01:21How's he going?

01:22Does he just want to speak about politics or something?

01:24Hang on, this guy just does anything I say.

01:27A door.

01:32The PM.

01:33I'm the Prime Minister of Australia.

01:35Is Donald Trump still here?

01:37A shoe.

01:39What?

01:40Rafael Nadal.

01:41I have retired so I will not be coming back to Melbourne.

01:43It's a very sad day.

01:44I will not be coming.

01:45Ah!

01:46The spirit of Tasmania.

01:48The sand people.

01:51And every country town in Australia right now in the comments.

01:57Did you hear he did a regional tour last year?

01:59It's not enough though.

02:00What about our small town with 300 people and no theatre?

02:05Okay, shoot, that's enough.

02:07Sir, what's in the show?

02:09Jason!

02:10What are you stupid?

02:11We sell all the tickets first.

02:12No one does that.

02:14Sure, no one does that.

02:16They get the show ready first and then they...

02:21Done they?

02:25Jason, get me a drink.

02:26I've got a drink.

02:27Okay.

02:28Ooh and Jason, just make it one night only.

02:30That's all I could bear.

02:32Particularly in Perth.

02:33One night?

02:34Okay, bye.

02:35I don't know what's going in it.

02:36This is embarrassing.

02:37No one's gonna come to this.

02:38Remember?

02:39No one's gonna come to this.

02:40Remember?

Jimmy Rees announces new national tour

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