French Lesbian Sexy movie

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00:00:00Baruca and the Factory Good

00:00:29Never have too much

00:00:32Well, no one is unproclaimed

00:00:36Two would be more than enough

00:00:39All I need is a pair of blue

00:00:42And I'd switch my shirt to my hand

00:00:46A limousine would make me a queen

00:00:49And there's nothing wrong with that

00:00:52No, there's nothing wrong

00:00:55Why can't we all get along

00:00:56And we'll sing a song to that

00:00:59No, there's nothing wrong

00:01:02You know I've got to stay strong

00:01:04And I'll get along like

00:01:05We'll get along like that

00:01:08We'll get along like that

00:01:13Oh, like that

00:01:16We'll get along like that

00:01:20Hey, how you doing?

00:01:24Hey, I'm Chase

00:01:25So, uh, I'll just take this

00:01:32Two dollars

00:01:36You know it wouldn't kill you to smile

00:01:39That'll be two dollars

00:01:42Fucking fish

00:01:53What a day and a half

00:02:00Do you guys have a drink menu?

00:02:05We're a coffee shop

00:02:06Oh, no

00:02:08I'm sorry

00:02:13I'm so rude

00:02:15I've been so busy

00:02:16I barely know where I am

00:02:17When I'm there

00:02:17That's all you said

00:02:19Between rehearsals

00:02:21Teaching

00:02:21Taking my own dance classes

00:02:23It's exhausting

00:02:24Excuse me

00:02:28Something funny

00:02:43Uh, it was Josh

00:02:45He said he and the boys missed me

00:02:47They're so silly

00:02:49Wait a minute

00:02:49Aren't you coming from rehearsal with them?

00:02:51Yeah

00:02:52So

00:02:52So I usually go out with the guys

00:02:54To peckers after rehearsal

00:02:55Sexy boy

00:02:57When I'm walking through the

00:02:59Peckers

00:03:00They have a fabulous happy hour special

00:03:03Don't wait

00:03:04I didn't know that you were going to a gay bar every day with the boys after rehearsal

00:03:11Told you we got drinks together

00:03:13Yeah, but you never said it was a gay bar

00:03:15What's the big deal?

00:03:17They'll call me crazy, but maybe I'm a little worried

00:03:20Because, well

00:03:21Listen, the whole bi thing

00:03:23Listen

00:03:25I look at it as just one of my many

00:03:27Professional obligations

00:03:29That I have

00:03:30It's tough to fit them all in, you know?

00:03:33I'm amazed you're able to pencil me in for a quick meal

00:03:35Helen

00:03:38How many times do I have to tell you?

00:03:41You are the most important woman

00:03:43In my life

00:03:44Yeah, you're so sweet

00:03:47Hi

00:03:48Welcome to the cup

00:03:50Home with a rainbow cookie

00:03:51Okay, well

00:03:52It really isn't

00:03:53But I just love saying that

00:03:54What can I get you?

00:04:01Uh, I'll have a, um

00:04:03Chicken sandwich and an iced tea

00:04:05What about you, handsome?

00:04:08Excuse me?

00:04:09What's your passion?

00:04:10Well, uh

00:04:11I've always been

00:04:12Partial to the desserts here

00:04:14But I think I'll have to cease the salad

00:04:19With the dressing on the side

00:04:20Anything else?

00:04:27I'll have water

00:04:35With ice

00:04:38Yummy

00:04:42What was that?

00:04:46What was what?

00:04:47That waiter basically just tried to fuck you on the table

00:04:50Oh, and the big deal is what?

00:04:51Oh, well, outside of the fact that he's an employee of this establishment

00:04:57Doesn't he see that you and I are on a date?

00:05:00Stop it

00:05:00Did I get my panties in a twist last weekend

00:05:03When we were out dancing and every guy was hitting on you?

00:05:06No

00:05:07See?

00:05:08Yeah, exactly

00:05:09That's the problem

00:05:10Alright

00:05:11What do you want me to do?

00:05:12Be an overprotective jerk

00:05:13Who beats up every guy that looks at you?

00:05:15No

00:05:16Good

00:05:17But I would like you to stop flirting

00:05:19With the male waiters

00:05:21Oh, but it's okay for me to flirt with the female ones

00:05:25You know what?

00:05:25Frankly, I'd be a little relieved if you did

00:05:27Listen

00:05:29It's like I told you on our first date

00:05:31I can turn my sexual preferences

00:05:33On and off

00:05:35Like a switch

00:05:36Right now

00:05:39The switch is on women

00:05:41Okay

00:05:43What happens to me when the switch flips back to men, Phil?

00:05:48It's Phillip

00:05:49You've spoken about that

00:05:51Besides, I decide when it flips

00:05:53Use your water

00:05:54What about my iced tea?

00:05:56Use your water

00:05:57Let's take a good water

00:06:08Do you think we could get some bread?

00:06:11Bread?

00:06:11With a sandwich?

00:06:14Hello, carbs

00:06:15I can get you some bread

00:06:18Go with your salad

00:06:19Like that?

00:06:22Oh yes

00:06:23Thank you

00:06:25Back in a flash

00:06:30I'm starting to have some serious doubts

00:06:44About this relationship

00:06:45Relationship

00:06:46Come on

00:06:47No, come on yourself

00:06:49Alright?

00:06:49Look, I've been jealous before

00:06:51When my boyfriends have paid too much attention to another woman

00:06:54But when it's another man

00:06:56What are you doing?

00:07:01Well, since I'm ending this

00:07:04There's no need for you to pay for my meal

00:07:09Drama alert

00:07:12Listen

00:07:16I've dated gay men before

00:07:18And I cannot put myself through that again

00:07:20Wait, how dare you say I'm gay?

00:07:22There is a very big difference

00:07:24Between being bi

00:07:25And being gay

00:07:26Yeah, all I know is that you spent all of your free time

00:07:30With your boys

00:07:31Instead of with me

00:07:32Your girlfriend

00:07:32So what are you saying?

00:07:33That your boyfriends can't have friends?

00:07:35Does everything have to be around your terms too?

00:07:37It's not about me being a controlling bitch

00:07:40But thank you

00:07:40Thank you so much for turning this all around on me

00:07:42Well, you're the one with the problem here

00:07:44I'm fine

00:07:45Of course, that's because you get everything

00:07:47You get to play around with all your boys

00:07:49And then come home to me

00:07:50After you've had your fun

00:07:51Playing around

00:07:52I know what those gay bars are like

00:07:54I'm a sexy boy

00:07:55Yeah, I didn't know you were such an expert

00:07:58On the gay scene, Helen

00:07:59I did the theater

00:08:01In college

00:08:02Phil

00:08:03And you've no only dated gay men before

00:08:05Thinking you could turn them

00:08:07Yes

00:08:08I would never try to turn a lesbian

00:08:11Yeah, no, that

00:08:12That I believe

00:08:13What about

00:08:15A straight man

00:08:17Now you're being ridiculous

00:08:20So you mean to tell me that you

00:08:22Never, ever flirted with a straight man

00:08:25Just to see if you could have a little

00:08:27Taste

00:08:29Helen

00:08:29We're at the cup

00:08:31Not at the bar

00:08:31See, you can't even answer me

00:08:33Listen

00:08:36Sexuality is a very complicated issue for some people

00:08:41You're obviously too close-minded to understand that

00:08:44Yeah

00:08:45Well, if you ask me, people who are bisexual

00:08:47Are selfish

00:08:48Selfish?

00:08:49Yes, extremely

00:08:50You get to have your fun with whoever you want

00:08:53And your excuses

00:08:54Well, I'm bi so I can't help it

00:08:59If I'm attracted to everyone

00:09:00How dare you call me selfish?

00:09:03Why don't you just man up already

00:09:05And admit that you and your boys

00:09:06Are having a big old circle jerk

00:09:08Every day after work

00:09:09What?

00:09:09Look, I know what those bathrooms are like

00:09:11God damn it

00:09:11You bitch

00:09:12Faggot

00:09:13God doesn't

00:09:14Damn you

00:09:17Are you fucking serious?

00:09:23OMG

00:09:25What do you think this is?

00:09:27Beyond therapy or something?

00:09:29I don't know what this is

00:09:30I just know that I'm so done with you

00:09:33Philip

00:09:35Wow

00:09:38What's her problem, boo?

00:09:46Just witnessed me and my ex breaking up

00:09:48It was bound to happen eventually

00:09:50Hold up

00:09:52Your ex?

00:09:54Yeah

00:09:54But I thought you were

00:09:56Gay?

00:09:59Yeah

00:09:59Nope

00:10:00Okay

00:10:02I could have sworn I'd seen you on the dance floor at Peckers

00:10:06Oh no, it probably was

00:10:06I'm there like almost every day

00:10:08Okay

00:10:11I'm confused

00:10:12I'm bi

00:10:15Oh, I get it

00:10:20Something funny?

00:10:24I'm sorry

00:10:25It's just

00:10:26Bi men always make me laugh

00:10:29Ha

00:10:29You have something against bisexual men?

00:10:34No

00:10:34I think they're adorable

00:10:36Just kind of funny

00:10:38I mean

00:10:39Once you experience a man

00:10:42Why would you ever want to experience anything else?

00:10:46You know

00:10:46I'll admit

00:10:48Men

00:10:49Are great

00:10:50But you can't knock women

00:10:52Until you try them

00:10:53You know what?

00:10:54You keep telling yourself that

00:10:55And guess what?

00:10:57I'm gonna end up seeing you on the dance floor at Peckers

00:10:59You know what?

00:11:01You will see me there

00:11:02And I'll bring my next girlfriend there

00:11:03And we'll have sex in the bathroom

00:11:05Like all those men do

00:11:06Sure you will

00:11:07Silly bi man

00:11:09What a homo

00:11:11Goddammit

00:11:12I'm bi

00:11:13I'm bi

00:11:13Bye

00:11:16Dr. Oz was mentioning this wonderful grain

00:11:30That's a great source of protein

00:11:31If you're trying to stay off the animal flesh

00:11:34Quinoa

00:11:35I think that's what it was called

00:11:37Quinoa

00:11:38No honey

00:11:39That's not it

00:11:39Anyway

00:11:41I'm telling you

00:11:43The minute I went vegan

00:11:44My whole life changed

00:11:46I have so much more energy

00:11:48And my skin is glowing

00:11:49And oh my god

00:11:50My bowel movements are heaven

00:11:52Hey

00:11:53Do you have anything with quinoa?

00:11:56You mean quinoa?

00:11:57Oh that's it

00:11:58See quinoa

00:11:59Sadly no

00:12:00But we do have some vegetarian options

00:12:03Actually

00:12:04I'm vegan

00:12:06Really?

00:12:07Right on

00:12:07Me too

00:12:08Oh really?

00:12:09Yeah

00:12:09It's a little tricky right?

00:12:10Oh you're telling me

00:12:12I mean hello Coldstone

00:12:13Have you ever heard of Tofuti?

00:12:14I would go with the veggie wrap

00:12:16Sounds delightful

00:12:17And

00:12:20What can I get for you?

00:12:23I'll have the double bacon cheeseburger

00:12:25Oh please

00:12:26Honey

00:12:27And fries

00:12:28Got it

00:12:30How about this

00:12:33You don't criticize my food

00:12:35And I won't tell the waitress

00:12:36You've been vegan for 11 days

00:12:37Oh

00:12:38Anytime

00:12:41Anytime Adam Lambert

00:12:42I hate it when it clumps

00:12:45Why the sudden interest in painting your face?

00:12:50The ridiculously sexy hot host that peckers in the village

00:12:54Wait

00:12:56Hold on

00:12:57The one with long hair

00:12:58And wears eyeliner

00:13:00He's not gay

00:13:01He's in a band

00:13:02Jerry's still out

00:13:04So my plan

00:13:06Is to look as much like him as possible

00:13:08In hopes that he's a narcissist

00:13:10You're an asset

00:13:11So exciting news

00:13:15We are looking for teaching assistants at PS 14 for the after school art program

00:13:21And I submitted your resume

00:13:22And you have an interview for Tuesday

00:13:27Why would you do that?

00:13:28Because after graduation you are going to need a job

00:13:31And this will look great on your resume

00:13:33We've been through this

00:13:34I'm an artist

00:13:35That's what I'm going to school for

00:13:37On scholarship

00:13:37Might I remind you?

00:13:39I just don't understand

00:13:40Why you can't major in something more useful

00:13:43And I still don't really understand

00:13:45What it is exactly you do

00:13:47Digital birds

00:13:49Ocean sounds

00:13:51I create immersive virtual reality installations

00:13:53Well, in this program

00:13:55You will be able to create paper mache

00:13:58Origami

00:13:59And planters made out of milk cartons

00:14:02And then

00:14:02After graduation

00:14:04You'll get the 401k pension

00:14:07And your summer's off

00:14:08Although I know that

00:14:10You can't compete with every day off

00:14:12Fine

00:14:12I'll go

00:14:13Great

00:14:14I was reading in real simple

00:14:18That models with those very thin eyebrows

00:14:20When they want to grow them back

00:14:22They use Rogan

00:14:23Well, since full eyebrows are making a comeback

00:14:26And yours never really recovered

00:14:27From that twirling episode in 8th grade

00:14:29I was thinking

00:14:30Sure, sure

00:14:31Sign me up

00:14:32Really?

00:14:34Sure

00:14:35Why not?

00:14:37Alright

00:14:38Spill it

00:14:40So

00:14:43I'm a lesbian

00:14:46A lesbian

00:14:47A lesbian

00:14:48A lesbian

00:14:49A lesbian

00:14:49Yes, I know for sure

00:14:56No, it's not a phase

00:14:57Yes, I'm in a relationship with a girl

00:15:00And

00:15:00No, I don't know Ellen DeGeneres

00:15:02My girlfriend is on her way to meet you

00:15:07So

00:15:09I'm going to go outside

00:15:11And give you a minute

00:15:12So let us all sink in

00:15:14My ultimate dream for you

00:15:23Would be hair extensions

00:15:25And a push-up bra

00:15:26It's sad when dreams die

00:15:28You know

00:15:30I just don't get it

00:15:31You would look so beautiful

00:15:34If we could just sift through

00:15:35Some of this

00:15:35Anyhow

00:15:36Another round of

00:15:37What kind of dyke

00:15:39Is pike

00:15:39I think I'll pass

00:15:41I get nervous when I can't categorize things

00:15:43Lipstick

00:15:45Or

00:15:47Butch

00:15:47How am I supposed to sell it

00:15:52If I don't know what the hell it is

00:15:54Bitch

00:15:58Here you go

00:16:00One veggie wrap

00:16:02And one bacon cheeseburger

00:16:03Is everything okay

00:16:08My daughter

00:16:09Just announced

00:16:11That

00:16:12She's a lesbian

00:16:14Right on

00:16:16That's great

00:16:17Really?

00:16:18Yeah

00:16:18I mean

00:16:19I'm a lesbian

00:16:20Oh

00:16:21Wait

00:16:22Wait

00:16:22Oh

00:16:24The whole place is

00:16:26Duh

00:16:27So you could help me

00:16:30Oh please

00:16:31Tell me what I need to know

00:16:33Before she gets back

00:16:34Do you have any pointers?

00:16:37Um

00:16:37Not much to it

00:16:40She's your daughter

00:16:41Right

00:16:42You love her

00:16:43And now she dates women

00:16:45Right

00:16:45I think maybe you shouldn't come

00:16:49Why?

00:16:50What happened?

00:16:51Was it bad?

00:16:51I'm just not sure this is a good idea

00:16:53Maybe it's too much for her too soon

00:16:55I know you and your mom are close

00:16:57But baby

00:16:58It's going to be fine

00:16:59Like ripping off a band-aid

00:17:01You did tell her, right?

00:17:04Yes, I told her

00:17:05And

00:17:06How did she react?

00:17:08I didn't really wait to find out

00:17:09I just

00:17:09I ran outside and called you

00:17:11No

00:17:11See

00:17:12She's seeing someone

00:17:14And that person

00:17:15Is on their way over here

00:17:17I'm five blocks away

00:17:18Just take a deep breath

00:17:20It's going to be fine

00:17:22You'll be fine

00:17:22The lemon squares are pretty tasty here

00:17:30Kind of like you, I'd bet

00:17:31I've seen you from around here before, haven't I?

00:17:34Hey, Chase

00:17:35I'm going to go out on a limb here

00:17:39And say that your success rate's a little lower than you'd like

00:17:41I do all right

00:17:43No, you don't

00:17:45I'm going to give you advice

00:17:46That's going to help you

00:17:47And the ladies out here

00:17:48A lot

00:17:49See that rainbow flag over there?

00:17:52Yeah, there's no pot of gold for you at the end of that

00:17:55Catch my drift?

00:17:59I love it

00:18:00What do you love?

00:18:04That you're a lesbian

00:18:05I think it's great

00:18:06You finally got a thing

00:18:08And

00:18:08I've been speaking with Pike

00:18:10Pike?

00:18:11Is that even a name?

00:18:12Pike?

00:18:13Our waitress

00:18:14Anyway

00:18:16I'm excited to meet your girlfriend

00:18:19And I want you to know

00:18:20That I'm going to be keeping a very open mind

00:18:23Okay

00:18:23Oh, here she is

00:18:25Mom

00:18:32This is Marianne

00:18:33Oh

00:18:33Hi

00:18:34She's a lady

00:18:36Nice to meet you

00:18:39Marianne

00:18:43Why don't you

00:18:45Tell me a little about yourself

00:18:47Well

00:18:48I'm from Poughkeepsie

00:18:49But I moved to the city for law school

00:18:52And now I'm an English teacher

00:18:53Oh

00:18:54At which university?

00:18:56Middle school, actually

00:18:57In the Bronx

00:18:58It's a charter school

00:18:59My mom was just trying to get me to take a teaching job

00:19:02That's because

00:19:03You don't have a law degree

00:19:05You have a hobby

00:19:06Doing something with birds

00:19:08She's a very talented artist, Gail

00:19:10You don't have to tell me that my daughter is talented

00:19:13But is that art of hers going to pay for your engagement, right?

00:19:18Um

00:19:18I think it's a little soon to be talking engagement

00:19:21So you're saying my daughter isn't marriage material?

00:19:24Mom

00:19:24That's not what I meant

00:19:25Well, I suppose someone who sits on a law degree

00:19:29Is the same kind of person who would hem and haw about marriage

00:19:31That's not the case at all, Gail

00:19:33I love Stephanie

00:19:34You are wasting my daughter's pretty

00:19:36She's almost 30 for Christ's sake

00:19:39Mom, I'm 20

00:19:39Exactly

00:19:41Practically 30

00:19:43And you don't look any too young yourself

00:19:45A broke-down oven full of rotten eggs

00:19:49Does not a double set of grandkids think

00:19:52Mother, please stop your mouth from making any more words

00:19:54How is everything over here?

00:19:56Whimsical

00:19:56Lesbian

00:19:5824

00:19:59Net school

00:20:01And when you get your degree, Pike

00:20:04What are you going to be?

00:20:06Uh

00:20:07Doctor

00:20:08Doctor

00:20:08Exactly

00:20:11And look how cute and funky she is

00:20:14Can you tell us the significance of this?

00:20:16Oh, sure

00:20:16Yeah

00:20:17Um, this is my Ganesh

00:20:19She's the, uh, remover of obstacles

00:20:21And, um, this is Shiva

00:20:23The, uh, destroyer

00:20:25And I got her last year when I revisited the ashram

00:20:28What about the other arm?

00:20:31Oh, uh, Minnie Mouse

00:20:32Aw

00:20:32So enlightened, see

00:20:35You girls are half-assing this whole lesbian thing

00:20:38With your blowout and those matching Banana Republic cardigans

00:20:43The whole thing, it's just very disappointing to me

00:20:48So food-wise, you're all set?

00:20:52She'll have the banana cream pie

00:20:53Okay, okay, it's not vegan

00:20:55I don't care

00:20:56Okay

00:20:57Oh my god, how glad are you to not be sitting at that table

00:21:03Coming out to your mother

00:21:05Is that what's going on over there?

00:21:08Yeah

00:21:08No thanks

00:21:09Been there, done that

00:21:11Oh yeah

00:21:12I was 20

00:21:15Home for Christmas break

00:21:17Mom cried

00:21:18Dad said we'd discuss it in the morning

00:21:20What did he say?

00:21:23I'll let you know when that morning comes

00:21:24Mom, I'm sorry we're not the lesbians you'd hoped we'd be

00:21:28You know, I used to have a mohawk in high school

00:21:33Really?

00:21:38And I play on a softball league

00:21:40Is it a lesbian softball team?

00:21:45Um, yeah, there are some lesbians on the team, so sure

00:21:49And last year our friends had their own float on the pride parade

00:21:53Oh, I really shouldn't eat that

00:21:57I used to be vegan

00:21:59Oh, no, that's a terrible idea

00:22:02With your bird-like frame, you really should be eating more substantially

00:22:05You're absolutely right, Mary Ann

00:22:07So are you feeling a little better about things now?

00:22:11Yes, I actually am

00:22:12I really do love stuff, Migo

00:22:14Oh, honey, I can see that

00:22:16But I still think you should get the pike supper

00:22:20Just in case

00:22:21Would you like to join me for something to eat?

00:22:30Not really

00:22:31Maybe split a muffin?

00:22:33Not interested

00:22:35Not into men

00:22:38Not into you

00:22:39You fucking bitch

00:22:40People like to say

00:22:43Hey, Susie, great to see you

00:22:46Hi, you too

00:22:47Look at you

00:22:48You look great yourself

00:22:50So how was your flight?

00:22:53Uneventful, thankfully

00:22:54What was up with that guy?

00:22:56Oh, just a creep

00:22:57I blew him off

00:22:58You gave him a mouth hug and he went away

00:23:00Ew, like, that would happen

00:23:05We're not in college anymore

00:23:06These people are weird looking

00:23:10I don't think I've ever seen so many tattoos in person

00:23:14Or should I say on one person?

00:23:16Are you sure this is a safe place for your brother to be working?

00:23:20Safe? Yeah

00:23:20They're harmless

00:23:22They're fun to hang out with and wild to go clubbing with

00:23:25Here comes Jamie now

00:23:30Hey, sis, how are you?

00:23:32Hi, Jamie

00:23:33This is my friend Alexa

00:23:35What did he say?

00:23:38Uh, he said he thinks you're hot

00:23:40Thanks

00:23:41Nice to meet you

00:23:43Uh, can I get you a coffee?

00:23:44Nothing yet

00:23:45She thinks your customers are weird

00:23:47And she wonders if this is a safe place for you to work

00:23:49Well, it's not dangerous, girl

00:23:51But there's plenty of drama

00:23:52With a capital D

00:23:54The other day

00:23:55This hot little Latino boy got into a water fight with his girlfriend

00:23:59Because he said he was bi

00:24:01Wait, they had a water fight because he said he's bilingual?

00:24:05No, bi as in bisexual

00:24:06Oh, gotcha

00:24:08A switch hitter

00:24:09Plays for both teams

00:24:11He's gay

00:24:12Well, that was the point

00:24:13He said he wasn't gay, he was bi

00:24:15He said he could turn his sexual preferences off and on

00:24:18Just like a light switch

00:24:20I'll be right back

00:24:23Gay, bi, it's the same thing

00:24:26If you're bi, you're gay

00:24:28Whether it's a he-she relationship or not

00:24:30It doesn't matter

00:24:31But it does

00:24:32Everyone is staring at you

00:24:34Wondering if you're just goofing

00:24:35Or insensitive to transgenders

00:24:37I don't look like a guy wearing women's clothes, do I?

00:24:40Just stop talking

00:24:40You're scaring me

00:24:42A guy who wears women's clothes

00:24:43Performs as a drag queen

00:24:44Otherwise, he's just a weirdo

00:24:46You have heard of a man who's had a sex change, right?

00:24:49Snip, snip

00:24:49Okay, we happen to be in the epicenter of the LGBT community

00:24:53And the term he-she

00:24:55Is it used here?

00:24:57B-L-T?

00:24:59G-community?

00:25:00You mean gay community?

00:25:02It's not a sandwich

00:25:04LGBT

00:25:05Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender

00:25:08Had to have heard of it before

00:25:09I'm not stupid

00:25:10I just don't know any gay people

00:25:13I'm sorry, but you do know gay people

00:25:15Like who?

00:25:16Like my brother

00:25:16Gay? Really?

00:25:18No freaking way

00:25:19Wow

00:25:20You really don't have any gaydar

00:25:21That's for sure

00:25:26I probably should buy a gaydar

00:25:27The next time I'm at the mall

00:25:29I'm just kidding

00:25:31So have we decided yet?

00:25:33Just don't order anything fried

00:25:35Why?

00:25:36Don't ask questions

00:25:36You don't want to know the answers to

00:25:38I'm having that problem today

00:25:40Can I get a blueberry muffin?

00:25:42Something to drink?

00:25:43A nice tea would be great

00:25:44Sis, how about you?

00:25:46I'd like to share her muffin

00:25:47But, um, I'll just have my own

00:25:52With an iced coffee

00:25:53Thanks

00:25:54Hey, you want to meet a really hot guy?

00:25:56Of course I do

00:25:57Of course I do

00:25:57Is Adrian here?

00:26:03Adrian

00:26:04My little Latino firecracker

00:26:08Oh, he is hot

00:26:11He is McSteamy hot

00:26:14But don't tell him I said so

00:26:16Can you tell him to come over?

00:26:18Can do

00:26:18For a price

00:26:19Why does every favor have to cost me something?

00:26:21I just want my picture taken with him

00:26:23Oh

00:26:24I'll go get my camera

00:26:26Be right back

00:26:27Adrian is very straight

00:26:31And very Latino

00:26:33His picture

00:26:34His picture is the definition of

00:26:35Hot

00:26:36In the dictionary

00:26:36Well, at least he's hot

00:26:39Not flaming hot

00:26:40He's coming now

00:26:42Wow

00:26:43Besides coffee

00:26:45There's a reason to come here

00:26:46And that's a package

00:26:48Are you sure Adrian is not gay?

00:26:51Actually, I'm bi

00:26:52Sorry about that

00:26:55Jamie told me that you were talking about the bi guy fight

00:26:57So I couldn't resist

00:26:58I'm straight

00:26:59Adrian, would you mind taking a picture

00:27:03With my brother?

00:27:06Um, of course not

00:27:07Picture time

00:27:22So, one of my orders is ready

00:27:32It was nice to meet you

00:27:34So, how exactly does this gaydar thing work?

00:27:42Simple

00:27:42See those two girls holding hands?

00:27:45The perfectly groomed guys?

00:27:47Just subtle hints

00:27:48Okay, sometimes there's screaming hints

00:27:51That's it?

00:27:52That's it

00:27:53What were you expecting?

00:27:55I don't know

00:27:56Maybe a sign on their back that says

00:27:58Kick me, I'm gay

00:27:59Borderline not funny

00:28:01I get the same sex thing

00:28:03I just don't get the physical part of it for a woman

00:28:06Don't they ever want a man?

00:28:09Well, not really

00:28:10Sometimes they switch it up or go solo

00:28:13That's why when God created man

00:28:16She realized that he had many flaws

00:28:18And she created pocket rocket

00:28:21Is that bi-plate?

00:28:26Of course

00:28:26Where do you pick up all this stuff?

00:28:29At the toy store

00:28:30I assume we're not talking about toys over us

00:28:36More like toys for us

00:28:38Something for everyone

00:28:39Gay, straight, bisexual, trisexuals

00:28:43Trisexuals?

00:28:44Sure, people willing to try new things

00:28:46You have to visit a toy store

00:28:50What do you think of Alexa?

00:28:53Yeah, I'd do her

00:28:54Sounds romantic

00:28:55She'd be happy

00:28:56I thought all you Latinos are about the love

00:28:59And the romance

00:29:00The courting

00:29:01And the seduction

00:29:02We're about the love making

00:29:04But that

00:29:05Not gonna happen

00:29:06You don't see it

00:29:10See what?

00:29:12I thought same-sex marriage meant just married folks who never change positions

00:29:19I'm trying to be serious

00:29:20I'm trying to stay out of the deep end of the pool

00:29:23I know gay people have great taste

00:29:25Tend to be trendy

00:29:27Have a gay parade in New York

00:29:29And don't have equal rights

00:29:31Why is that?

00:29:32Why we don't have equal rights?

00:29:33No, that they have better taste

00:29:35We

00:29:39You just said we

00:29:40Are you telling me?

00:29:43Really?

00:29:44So this is your coming out party?

00:29:46I wanted to tell you in person

00:29:48Because I haven't seen you in a while

00:29:50I know we talk on the phone all the time

00:29:52But I didn't think it would be the same

00:29:53I hope you're okay with it

00:29:55Oh, I'm okay with it

00:29:57In fact, let's just say

00:29:59I wouldn't mind learning more about it

00:30:01I've seen you here before

00:30:20I can't say the same about you

00:30:23But I am what you're looking for, right?

00:30:27Could be

00:30:28Hi, I'm Cheeks

00:30:29And I'm hungry

00:30:31This place has pretty good muffins

00:30:33But I hate it here inside

00:30:35Everyone always stares

00:30:36I can see why

00:30:38Fucking weirdos

00:30:46I've been waiting for you to ask me

00:30:56Finally I got the chance

00:30:59I know

00:31:00You happy you're here?

00:31:02I'm very happy

00:31:03Me too

00:31:04Gentlemen

00:31:06Can I offer you dessert?

00:31:08Coffee?

00:31:09Well, I've always been partial

00:31:10To the desserts here

00:31:11What's on the menu?

00:31:13Tonight's special

00:31:14Is apple bottom pie

00:31:16Take it

00:31:21Anything else?

00:31:22Yeah

00:31:22Can we get some bread, please?

00:31:24Bread

00:31:25After your meal

00:31:26Strange

00:31:28Let me know if I can get you

00:31:29Anything else

00:31:30Phillip

00:31:31And I'm still waiting on my iced tea

00:31:36Dumbass bitch

00:31:38You didn't do those yet?

00:31:47I just got to level 15

00:31:49On the second world of Angry Birds

00:31:50And when do you plan

00:31:52To put those in the books?

00:31:53Soon

00:31:54Take the next table

00:31:57I'll do it

00:31:57Thanks

00:31:58I hate you

00:32:00I think I just found

00:32:07My inner Einstein

00:32:08Too late

00:32:09That's not fair

00:32:11This guy gives me the creeps

00:32:14Plus I don't think

00:32:15His accent's real

00:32:16It's not his fault

00:32:18He's foreign

00:32:18It is his fault

00:32:20He's weird

00:32:21And creepy

00:32:21Vader

00:32:22Vader

00:32:24Vader

00:32:24Vader is coming

00:32:25Welcome to the cup

00:32:28I'm Jamie

00:32:29We have a special tonight

00:32:30On the medium-sized

00:32:31Soy

00:32:32Half-calf

00:32:32Double special

00:32:33Sugar-free

00:32:34Caramel latte

00:32:35I'll have the special

00:32:36I'll take the oolong tea

00:32:38Blood

00:32:39Excuse me

00:32:41Excuse me

00:32:42A brew

00:32:43Coffee brew

00:32:45Of today

00:32:46Ha

00:32:47Ha

00:32:48Ha

00:32:50Coming right up

00:32:53Vlad

00:32:55Enough

00:32:56With the accent

00:32:57My Transylvanian

00:32:58Is getting much better

00:32:59Vlad

00:33:00It's not working out

00:33:02For you

00:33:02At least

00:33:03I'm attempting

00:33:04To

00:33:04Live the life

00:33:06Of a

00:33:07Empire

00:33:10Not like you're

00:33:11Like you're an expert

00:33:12When we chose this life

00:33:13We chose it with certain obligations

00:33:15That come with it

00:33:16To be honest

00:33:17I'm quite appalled

00:33:19By your display

00:33:20Outside

00:33:21Jonathan

00:33:21I wanted an appetizer

00:33:24It wasn't that you wanted

00:33:25The cookie before dinner

00:33:27But that you wanted

00:33:28Lydia's cookie

00:33:29That's a stupid metaphor

00:33:30Lydia kills the men

00:33:32You and I

00:33:34Feed off the ladies

00:33:35Can we stop saying feed?

00:33:38Say take out for a drink

00:33:39Or something

00:33:39Sounds better

00:33:40Were you going to take

00:33:41That charming gentleman

00:33:43Out for a dream?

00:33:45I don't know how charming

00:33:46He was

00:33:47He was always around here

00:33:48Creeping out perfectly

00:33:49Nice people

00:33:50Hey

00:33:50Cheese

00:33:51Lemon spurs are pretty tasty here

00:33:54Kind of like you I bet

00:33:55Maybe split a muffin?

00:33:58I want to take out

00:33:59The evil doer

00:34:00Okay

00:34:00Lestat

00:34:01Try something original

00:34:03What does it matter?

00:34:04Ladies feed off the men

00:34:05And vice versa

00:34:06Coffin closed

00:34:07You're wrong Vlad

00:34:10Meaning the perfect vampire

00:34:12Is gay

00:34:14No

00:34:15The perfect vampire

00:34:17Is bi

00:34:18Anyone who is bisexual

00:34:23Vampire or not

00:34:25Can't function in society

00:34:27You can never trust someone

00:34:29Who's attracted to everything

00:34:31So you're saying

00:34:32No bisexual person

00:34:34Has ever been

00:34:34In a stable relationship

00:34:35I told you

00:34:37I just went through a breakup

00:34:39Yeah but you didn't say

00:34:40It was with a woman

00:34:41Phillip

00:34:42Would I look better

00:34:43In a dress?

00:34:44I don't want you

00:34:44To wear a dress

00:34:45Why?

00:34:46Are you homophobic?

00:34:48Are you some

00:34:48Sick sadistic straight man

00:34:49Doing some experiment?

00:34:51I'm bi

00:34:52Dammit

00:34:53I'm bi

00:34:54Well great

00:34:55Well I'm sure you won't mind

00:34:57Buying me dinner

00:34:58Bisexuals make everyone uncomfortable

00:35:08So why bother approaching one?

00:35:10If you're the perfect vampire

00:35:12You can get anyone to approach you

00:35:14I don't think it's that easy

00:35:15You can't just change what people want

00:35:18You want to make a bet on that?

00:35:19What am I betting?

00:35:20If I win

00:35:22I pick your next victim

00:35:24Fine

00:35:26Thank you

00:35:37Wait

00:35:38Where are you from?

00:35:39Boston

00:35:40I knew it

00:35:41Why don't you

00:35:42Ask the lady

00:35:43Where she's from

00:35:44Or

00:35:45More importantly

00:35:46Where she's going tonight

00:35:48Jonathan

00:35:49I'm sorry

00:35:51But

00:35:52I don't think you get it

00:35:53I don't think you get it

00:35:55She's a huge queen

00:35:59Really?

00:36:01Trust me

00:36:01Big drag

00:36:03Well sugar

00:36:07I'm completely

00:36:09Honored to be

00:36:10Standing next to somebody

00:36:12So convincing

00:36:15We close in about a half hour

00:36:18So

00:36:19What do you say

00:36:21You stick around

00:36:22And

00:36:22Alone my popsicle stand

00:36:25Answer the gentleman

00:36:28Lydia

00:36:29Um

00:36:32Let me finish my tea first

00:36:35Enjoy that

00:36:36Ooh

00:36:38It's long

00:36:38Tea

00:36:39Let me know

00:36:40If you need a refill

00:36:41Andrea

00:36:50Never gonna believe

00:36:52The queen

00:36:52I just

00:36:53Wait what queen?

00:36:55The corset

00:36:55I mean

00:36:57Even I didn't know

00:36:59But then when he said it

00:37:00I was just like

00:37:01Wait Lydia

00:37:02I'm telling you now

00:37:03She is not a queen

00:37:04Trust me

00:37:05What?

00:37:05But he said

00:37:06I can't believe I

00:37:09Drea

00:37:10You have to cover for me

00:37:12She's pretty right?

00:37:13You can just

00:37:14No seriously

00:37:15She's not interested in me

00:37:16She made that

00:37:17Very clear

00:37:18Jonathan that wasn't fair

00:37:24What?

00:37:26So you lost a band

00:37:27You can't just lead someone on like that

00:37:29No different than staying in the closet

00:37:30I don't think Jamie was ever in the closet

00:37:32Who says I'm talking about Jamie?

00:37:34What do you imply?

00:37:36What I'm trying to say

00:37:37Lydia

00:37:37Is why did you come to me

00:37:40And say you needed to change a year

00:37:41I told you

00:37:42Thought you could help me

00:37:44That this is what I wanted

00:37:46I didn't bring you in this still of a lie

00:37:48I have no clue what you're talking about

00:37:51That's what I'm talking about

00:38:00I didn't pick you to be my mate

00:38:02I picked you to be my friend

00:38:04Wait

00:38:05The two of you aren't an item

00:38:07No, Vlad

00:38:09Do you have a problem with that?

00:38:12What you're insinuating is making me uncomfortable

00:38:15You know what makes me uncomfortable?

00:38:18You

00:38:18And your close-mindedness

00:38:20And your horrible stereotyping

00:38:21And that goddamn Transylvanian accent

00:38:23It works

00:38:24It never worked

00:38:25I don't think you and I work

00:38:27Oh

00:38:28So now we're in a relationship now

00:38:30How do you feel about that?

00:38:32I didn't mean that

00:38:33Because you would have a problem being with another man

00:38:35You're jailbait

00:38:37And a guy

00:38:38You're an asshole

00:38:39Now stop it

00:38:40I'm going to find

00:38:43Some real vampires

00:38:45Good luck, Dracula

00:38:49Get off my case, Edward

00:38:53Is that all I think?

00:39:06Forget it

00:39:07You have a bargain to fulfill

00:39:11I lost my chance last year

00:39:15Stood her up

00:39:16Talk to her, Lydia

00:39:18You don't have to feed off her

00:39:19Just talk to her

00:39:21And then cough and close

00:39:22Thanks, John

00:39:26Look, Lydia, is it

00:39:38I think you're pretty and all

00:39:40Jamie, you're sweet

00:39:41But I have other plans tonight

00:39:43Thank you, Jesus

00:39:46Hey, Andrea

00:39:50We're closing in five minutes

00:39:53I know

00:39:54I just wanted to know if I could talk to you

00:39:55I could use some explanation

00:39:57Let me close up and

00:40:00We could go to my place

00:40:03I'd like that

00:40:04You go, girl

00:40:13I got this one

00:40:24Hello, Daddy

00:40:29Hello

00:40:31And welcome to the cup

00:40:37Home of the rainbow cookie

00:40:39Didn't I tell you

00:40:42This would be your type of place?

00:40:43Well, yes

00:40:45And much more than the menu

00:40:47Looks delicious

00:40:48Any recommendations?

00:40:50Why don't you let me surprise you?

00:40:53Can we start with your number?

00:40:56Wow

00:40:56I mean, you boys really do work fast

00:41:00Be back in a flash, handsome

00:41:03Secrets of success

00:41:06Okay

00:41:07I'm happy

00:41:11That my daughter is finding herself

00:41:14And her coming out has really opened my eyes

00:41:17I'm just going to enjoy going to a new book club

00:41:20So what do you think?

00:41:23Table at three o'clock?

00:41:25It's just nice to be around this whole new group of intellectuals

00:41:29That I never cared to know existed before

00:41:31I've never been with a silver fox sugar daddy before

00:41:34Yes, yes, that includes you

00:41:37But my deciding factor

00:41:39Is suddenly rising to the occasion?

00:41:42Well, go for it then

00:41:45Why not?

00:41:46I mean, you wouldn't want to lose your track record

00:41:48Of sleeping with every customer who walks in

00:41:50Shut up

00:41:51You're just jealous

00:41:52You see this?

00:41:54You're doing just fine, my playa friend

00:41:56Yeah, don't I know it

00:42:00I think I'm just happy to have people

00:42:04I can have serious conversations with

00:42:06I think I'm just happy to have people

00:42:36All you girls in the crowd

00:42:38Yeah, we already know

00:42:39Why choose it for now?

00:42:41Don't be at my table

00:42:42If they bring more bottles

00:42:44For governmental models

00:42:46Like the money just to run

00:42:47I'll go ahead and dazzle

00:42:49Yeah, tonight we're taking this

00:42:50To the highest level

00:42:52C-C-Cuz if you came out to play

00:42:53Come get me like a trouble

00:42:55Oh, well, looky, looky

00:43:01What the cat dragged in

00:43:03I didn't think I'd ever see you in here again

00:43:10Yeah, well, I didn't think I'd ever see you again either

00:43:13Can I get some bread?

00:43:16Bread?

00:43:18With a sandwich?

00:43:19Hello, carbs

00:43:20Chicken

00:43:21Chicken

00:43:22Chicken

00:43:23Chicken

00:43:24Chicken

00:43:25Chicken

00:43:27O-M-G

00:43:29I thought your poor bisexual boyfriend was the confused one

00:43:34Shut up, dude

00:43:35I met this little lady at the Red Snapper the other week

00:43:38Red Snapper

00:43:39That's the way that I am

00:43:41And I know that you won't understand

00:43:42It's not about

00:43:44Does this mean you two are already living together or what?

00:43:46Well, if it was up to me, I, uh, would've gotten a new one on the first date

00:43:52But this one's a newbie, so try not to scare her off

00:43:55I expect you're so funny

00:43:57You know what, um, excuse me one second

00:43:59I'm just gonna go to the little lady's room

00:44:01Isn't she adorable?

00:44:09You do realize the last time I saw her straight ass in here

00:44:12She was calling her boyfriend a faggot

00:44:14Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!

00:44:18Just be careful with this one, Pikeby

00:44:20Well, all girls are straight until they're not, you know?

00:44:24And I'm fine with showing her the light

00:44:26Okay, have fun with that

00:44:30Oh shit, Jamie, you have to help me

00:44:45I had one night stand with that crazy bitch over there

00:44:47And now she's stalking me

00:44:48And Helen can't know because it was the night after we met

00:44:51Look, please, distract her

00:44:53Please, please, please help me

00:44:54Yeah, I'll get right on that

00:44:56Hi, sexy

00:44:58Mwah

00:45:00How come you didn't call me back?

00:45:02I know why you can make it up to me

00:45:05Hello

00:45:06Hello

00:45:07Hi

00:45:08How you doing?

00:45:09Um, this is an old friend and a really good customer

00:45:13And she's here with her really cute girlfriend

00:45:16Actually, I decided to abort that fetus last week

00:45:20She was just way too young and eager

00:45:23And don't even get me started on her overbearing mother from hell

00:45:27Wait, what?

00:45:28You dumped her?

00:45:29After the night we shared

00:45:31What?

00:45:32Um, no, it's just

00:45:34Did you meet my, uh, my girlfriend, Helen?

00:45:37I'm not your girlfriend

00:45:39And who the hell is she?

00:45:41Nothing, nothing

00:45:42She's, it was a stupid one night stand

00:45:45It didn't mean anything

00:45:46It was before I met you

00:45:47And I just, it's, you know how I used to be?

00:45:49Well, I'm changing all that for you

00:45:51And I just, wait, what?

00:45:53You're not my girlfriend?

00:45:54Wait, wait

00:45:56Wait, one moment

00:45:58You said you loved me

00:46:00Yeah, that was like, you know, in the heat of the moment

00:46:03I just, we were about to bang

00:46:04And I just thought you might need some girly assurance to go through with this

00:46:07Wow, you know what?

00:46:08This is not helping your case, Mike

00:46:09Excuse me, I need some air

00:46:14Helen

00:46:17I'm, I'm really sorry, I'm just a bit out of sorts

00:46:20No, no, that's okay, you don't need to apologize

00:46:23We couldn't help but over here

00:46:25I happen to know that troublemaker over there

00:46:28So you're saying my daughter isn't marriage material?

00:46:31Ma, that's not what I meant

00:46:33Marianne broke my baby's heart

00:46:36Um, excuse me, but how do you know her?

00:46:39Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to butt in, but come on, tell your mom, okay?

00:46:44So, do you mind?

00:46:46Oh, I'm sorry, this is my friend and fabulous realtor, Harold

00:46:51Why don't you have a seat?

00:46:52Move, get in

00:46:53Uh, yes, please, join us

00:46:55Girl troubles?

00:46:57Thank you

00:46:58Uh, yeah, you're a little trouble

00:47:03I mean, no

00:47:06I mean, I don't know

00:47:09I'm just so confused

00:47:10My guys are so gruff and emotionally void and sensitive

00:47:17No offense

00:47:19These girls, they're just jealous, bitchy, clingy, competitive

00:47:27That's well said

00:47:28But I do think you're coming at this from a biased point of view

00:47:33It's not all black and white, you just haven't met the right person yet

00:47:37Thank you, I hope you're right

00:47:39I am

00:47:41I just haven't found someone I really gel with, you know

00:47:46Maybe I should just run away and join a convent

00:47:49I wonder what would actually piss off my little Jewish mother more

00:47:53Being gay

00:47:55We're converting

00:47:59Boy, they

00:48:00Exactly

00:48:02That would be a total waste

00:48:04I mean, I certainly wouldn't let you go if I had someone like you to come home to

00:48:10What?

00:48:11What?

00:48:12What?

00:48:13Wow

00:48:15Gail, you really have come a long way

00:48:19I remember when you just wanted to be my friend, just to be trendy

00:48:22Right

00:48:23And now I think

00:48:25You just hit on a woman in front of me

00:48:28That's what

00:48:30Wow

00:48:32Wow

00:48:33I think she's just being overly nice, which is something I could really use right now

00:48:38So, thank you

00:48:39My perceptive friend is not wrong

00:48:42I find you surprisingly attractive

00:48:45How are you all doing over here?

00:48:46How are you all doing over here?

00:48:49Just another normal day at the cup

00:48:52You know what? I can't not do with this

00:48:55Oh

00:48:57Please

00:48:59Marianne, shut the hell up, okay?

00:49:02Gail, you were right about this woman

00:49:04Helen, please, please, just give me a chance to explain, okay?

00:49:07Uh, hello, Pike

00:49:10It's very nice to see you

00:49:11You know I like and respect you

00:49:13But I think that Helen needs her space here

00:49:16She's gotta figure out her feelings

00:49:18I'm sorry, look, I didn't need to speak for you

00:49:20It's just a little protective thing that I do

00:49:23And maybe I'm being a bit selfish

00:49:26Wait, what the hell is going on here?

00:49:29Is this for real?

00:49:30Oh, man

00:49:38Officially, too much estrogen for me

00:49:41Do you think you could show me where the men's room is?

00:49:45I think

00:49:48Yes

00:49:50I could

00:50:00I can't do this, okay? Whatever this is

00:50:07Okay, I'm not ready to be the one for you

00:50:10The one who you give all the good times away for

00:50:14Not that I had such a good time over there

00:50:18And Gail

00:50:20Blattered as I am

00:50:22I don't want to be your project

00:50:24So where does that leave me?

00:50:27Let's go back to guys

00:50:28Or I could date people like you, Marianne

00:50:32Bitch

00:50:33Whore

00:50:34Seriously?

00:50:35Marianne, you need to shut the hell up and get out of here, okay?

00:50:38Whatever

00:50:40You know what?

00:50:41I'll see you next week at the Red Snapper when you're single and horny again

00:50:44And maybe I'll say hi

00:50:46Have fun chasing this straight girl

00:50:51Wow

00:50:53Wow

00:50:55Wow

00:50:58So

00:51:02Harold

00:51:04Here's my number

00:51:09Actually, I need to be going

00:51:11Gail kisses

00:51:13I'll see you later

00:51:14Uh, gotta run, those houses are not gonna sell themselves

00:51:32What the fuck?

00:51:34What was that?

00:51:36Did I just get rejected?

00:51:37Oh my god

00:51:38I'm like, why?

00:51:39Why did I come in here?

00:51:40Why do I do this to myself?

00:51:41It's like a fucking freak show

00:51:45Uh, Gail

00:51:47Like

00:51:49Assface, been real as always

00:51:52Assface, been real as always

00:52:01Oh, hey, I'm Chase

00:52:03What's your rush, pretty lady?

00:52:05Are you kidding?

00:52:07Not today, mister

00:52:08Not today, mister

00:52:10You do realize this is a gay establishment, right?

00:52:13Uh, of course

00:52:15Would you like to have a threesome with any of these pretty ladies in here?

00:52:18Oh my god, I officially hate women and men

00:52:20Get out of my way, you fucking pervert!

00:52:23What a crazy bitch

00:52:24Damn confused straight girls

00:52:27Damn confused straight girls

00:52:29When will I learn?

00:52:30I know, right?

00:52:32Damn breeders

00:52:39Hey, Gail promised he'd be early for the tap dance carpool today

00:52:43All the moms have been calling for play dates saying their daughters are in love with Jessie

00:52:48Oh yeah, look at my leg, mom's a cute

00:52:50Great, let's stick these shoes on you, mister

00:52:52How's my boyfriend?

00:52:53I love you, ball girl

00:52:55Chocolate milk for the young man

00:52:57And what can I get for you ladies?

00:53:00Can I have a decaf cappuccino, please?

00:53:02Double espresso for me, thanks

00:53:04Oh, very macho

00:53:05Very tired

00:53:09Are these your, uh, your children's books?

00:53:12Yes

00:53:14We have a thousand more copies in the hallway, so this interview stuff we're shooting today better help sell them

00:53:19Yay, my parents are gay

00:53:21Catchy

00:53:22Catchy

00:53:24Mom, can I play a game on your iPhone, please?

00:53:28Ask your mom

00:53:30Mom, please

00:53:31You can bonk monkeys with coconuts and slice fruit but nothing with guns or explosions until the sounds turned down, deal?

00:53:39Deal

00:53:40Isn't there a famous book about two mommies?

00:53:42Yes, but twenty years later with the support of Bart Simpson and the controversy rages on

00:53:46The premise of our book is that it's better to be the child of LGBT parents

00:53:51There's scientific proof to support that fact

00:53:54I like it

00:53:55It starts out with a classic picture book, followed with a section on discussions and then a glossary of terms

00:54:01My parents bought me a book about sex when I was young

00:54:05And when I told them I had crushes on girls, they said, please refer to the book and if it's not in the book, please don't do it

00:54:10I think I'll buy it just to get their reaction

00:54:13Well, our first sale

00:54:15Let me get your drinks

00:54:16I think we'll have to charge fifty dollars a copy to recoup our investment

00:54:31Hey, little diva

00:54:33Hi, wait person

00:54:35Jesse, come sit with me

00:54:37Are you ordering a muffin?

00:54:39With a shank in it?

00:54:40With that sleazy-died chuck

00:54:42Promise to watch if you get on a reality series about brokers behind the doors

00:54:46Could be hard to sell those dingy little cells

00:54:49But the big yard is nice

00:54:51Want to look Shirley Temple beautiful?

00:54:54No, is he over there?

00:54:55Cause he's a rat, snitch, stool pigeon

00:54:58Rat, snitch, and stool pigeon all mean the same thing

00:55:02Just a soda, we have to leave soon

00:55:05But still, we are going to need you to move this along

00:55:13This is why some animals eat their young

00:55:20What's this?

00:55:22Coffee's on the house today, Pike just dropped it off

00:55:25Charming

00:55:27And how's my favorite lezzies?

00:55:30Good, how are you?

00:55:31How are you?

00:55:33I'm vermished

00:55:35My office has been shattered

00:55:37Turns out my boss, Chuck

00:55:39Has been showing whites

00:55:41Upscale properties

00:55:43And blacks, trash properties

00:55:45That's horrible

00:55:46The real estate board sends in two couples

00:55:49With similar financials, but

00:55:51Different skin colors

00:55:53Chuck the schmuck falls for it

00:55:56Police came in and confiscated our computers this morning

00:55:58That must have been so stressful for you

00:56:01My license could have been suspended

00:56:04So I showed the one cute policeman

00:56:08Chuck's login and password

00:56:11Did you not show us apartments in certain neighborhoods?

00:56:15Thank you for that vote of confidence

00:56:18But no, the racial steering was reserved only for the high-end house buy-ins

00:56:23Though I did try to get a kickback from the motorcycle glove for keeping you two out of their building

00:56:29You did great by us

00:56:31A beautiful co-op run by asylum inmates

00:56:36How's your book going?

00:56:38Well, we published it ourselves, so now we have to sell it ourselves

00:56:42Lunatics who wrote about carrying around plumbing lines to whip their defying children have over 670,000 books in circulation

00:56:49Well, that how to spank your helpless tot book probably doesn't have full color photos like yours

00:56:58That was your business mistake

00:57:01Wow!

00:57:03I was not expecting to see that here

00:57:08Don't believe everything you read

00:57:10Fred and Ginger

00:57:11Are you famous, Daddy?

00:57:12Have you ever seen an alien?

00:57:14No and no

00:57:28Out now

00:57:32Are you from another planet?

00:57:35Don't talk to strangers

00:57:36strangers. I don't have to be a stranger. No, it's fine. Glad you can make it, Gail. Hi.

00:57:45Hi. I just want to clarify, this is for my daughter Stephanie, right? Yeah, but you're

00:57:53officially queer friendly if you're a supporter of gays in their books. Terrific. Stephanie is

00:57:58beautiful, funny, intelligent, but she does need to lighten up a little bit, so I was hoping you

00:58:05could just hang out with her and do some harmless drugs, something like that. Well, it's an odd

00:58:09request from a mom, but sure, why not? Let me introduce you to Patricia and Joyce. I would like

00:58:17you to meet Gail. She's volunteering because her oldest daughter just came out, right over there

00:58:22at that table, in fact. Great to meet you. Hi. Hi. Sorry about that. Oh, it's AJ.

00:58:35Our edgy lesbian filmmaker. Hey, AJ. What can I help with? You know what? Well, I'm going

00:58:40to take this and this, and I'll go put my feet up. How about that? Seriously, is this it,

00:58:46or do you have other stuff? No, unless we're doing a full-length feature. We're covered.

00:58:50All right, cool. So I'm going to tell all the patrons who want to stay while we're

00:58:53filming to make sure to keep the noise down. All right, you know, it's not really that

00:58:56important. Between the gay weddings and street violence, but I do plenty of interviews.

00:59:01The noise ain't going to be a problem. We're good. Cool.

00:59:03Excuse me.

00:59:06May I have your attention, please? Thank you. For the next few minutes, there's going to

00:59:18be a taping of some interviews, and they are going to accompany the rainbow-friendly children's

00:59:25book. If you all plan on being discovered, you can come up here, fill out one of these

00:59:34release forms, and we will make sure that we show you looking completely fierce in the

00:59:41background. There you go, handsome.

00:59:45All right, everybody, settle now. Settle. Settle. Just keep your voices up. We're going to be

01:00:00rolling here, all right?

01:00:01So how did you feel after reading Yay, My Parents Are Gay?

01:00:05Deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.

01:00:10And what was your favorite part of Yay, My Parents Are Gay?

01:00:14I like the glossary, so you know what the heck you've just been called.

01:00:19Did this book lead to a new understanding or awareness?

01:00:23In the discussion section, you cite a study that found that the children of right-wing Christian

01:00:29fundamentalists who attend church picnics are 50% more likely to become obese.

01:00:35I was not aware of the caloric content of evangelical potato salad, and I am deeply appalled by all

01:00:44those who oppose homosexuality.

01:00:53So, as a teacher, would you recommend reading this book to your students?

01:00:58Yes. Classrooms should be homophobia-free spaces.

01:01:07And would you recommend that parents purchase Yay, My Parents Are Gay for their children's library?

01:01:12This book should be in libraries everywhere.

01:01:19This book will help children grow up to be open and tolerant human beings.

01:01:29It's really a book about love.

01:01:31You are not going to believe who I ran into, Peckles, last night.

01:01:52Oh, what's up, Madam Owner?

01:01:55Where's Clara?

01:01:56She's gone!

01:01:57Oh, Ian!

01:02:00It shocked me too!

01:02:01The bitch just decided to up and leave!

01:02:04I can't believe she didn't tell me!

01:02:06We need a new manager!

01:02:08Oh, boo, unlock the door so I'll call the Creepin' Queers, so come on in and...

01:02:12Post an anecdote when the rush is over, please!

01:02:16Sure, we'll get right on that.

01:02:27Left on Sunrise Highway, and then a...

01:02:30A left.

01:02:32A left!

01:02:34I don't mind.

01:02:35Craigslist ad is up.

01:02:36The rush is over.

01:02:38Look, Jamie, I want you to be the manager.

01:02:41You've been my number two for so long.

01:02:42It's just about time.

01:02:43I think you're ready.

01:02:46Babe, let's think about this for a second.

01:02:49See, I have this system with doing as little work as possible.

01:02:52So you're telling me no?

01:02:53Yeah, I'm afraid so.

01:02:54Well, you better be ready to be here all night, then.

01:02:58Hey, don't do nights.

01:02:59Girl, are you giving me lip?

01:03:01No, sorry, Madame B.

01:03:03Mm-hmm, that's more like it.

01:03:06So...

01:03:07Come in tomorrow, we'll go over...

01:03:10Is that an extra boy?

01:03:13It's a cleavage creator.

01:03:15Put a little highlighting and some contour, and the boys will be staring at your rack all night long.

01:03:20These mine look really good.

01:03:25Did you have an extra choice?

01:03:27Yeah.

01:03:31Yeah, perhaps.

01:03:36Ooh la la!

01:03:39Here to pick up my check.

01:03:43You sure you don't want to just try your luck?

01:03:46Clara just quit.

01:03:47I'm sure it's the best decision she's ever made.

01:03:50No thanks, man. I'll stick to converting a lesbian in this thing part-time.

01:03:53You slut!

01:03:54You ass!

01:04:02Can you tell me why you're interested in working here?

01:04:05You won't want me to get a job.

01:04:07So I can move out of her basement.

01:04:09So it says you've been arrested for theft twice.

01:04:11I really think I learned my lesson after being caught skilling supplies the second time.

01:04:16Bottom or top?

01:04:17Do you?

01:04:19Top.

01:04:21So do you believe in having sex with your employees?

01:04:24What about employer?

01:04:25What's up?

01:04:28Oh, what are your skills is underwater basket weaving? How great!

01:04:32I don't want to talk to you.

01:04:34Now, why do you think you're qualified for this job?

01:04:37I put out a few flaming fires if you know what I mean.

01:04:40Listen, I just got approved unemployment. I'm looking for a job. Will you sign this?

01:04:43Um, manicures.

01:04:45Oh.

01:04:46Oh, you're Asian. That's not stereotypical at all.

01:04:49It says on here you're bisexual.

01:04:50Oh, I already have one of those. I'm sorry.

01:04:53Um, you mean like now to get the job?

01:04:59Burger Queen.

01:05:00It's Burger King, actually.

01:05:03That's great.

01:05:04Well, that depends. Can I, uh, fist you?

01:05:07So why do you think you're appropriately, uh, ready for this job?

01:05:13I had sex in a hot tub once. Yeah.

01:05:16What's your previous education? Clown college.

01:05:20Wonderful.

01:05:21That's it. Where do you identify on this?

01:05:24I tried to sell it.

01:05:25I tried to sell it.

01:05:26I tried to sell it.

01:05:27I tried to say something.

01:05:28I tried to sell it.

01:05:29I tried to sell it.

01:05:30I tried to sell it.

01:05:31It decided.

01:05:32I tried to sell it.

01:05:33It's a YOUTUX.

01:05:34I tried to sell it.

01:05:35It was a YOUTUX.

01:05:36This is useless.

01:05:40Well hello, there, gorgeous.

01:05:43Hi, I'm Chase.

01:05:46When did you start working here?

01:05:48What's it to you?

01:05:50Playing hard to get, huh?

01:05:51get, huh? That's alright, babe. I prefer the challenge. Listen, honey. Well, I, uh, I get

01:06:09off in about five minutes. I hope it's all the same to you, but for a little longer than

01:06:14that. Meet me out back. I'll start the car. Holy hell. Okie dokie, Jamie Sweets. I am out

01:06:37of here. Have a good trip. You look great. And I- Jaya! You have to cover for me. You

01:06:44owe me? Fine. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would it be? Um, the living

01:06:58one. Super. Not a damn one of them comes close to what we need. Where's Jamie? We got a date?

01:07:12I know. I swear I'll be fine. I didn't think he'd be back.

01:07:19Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hi. Hi. My name is Josh Taylor. I emailed you

01:07:29my resume earlier, but I couldn't make it until now. Hope I'm not too late. Well, you're

01:07:34right on time. Oh, thanks. I can't wait to sit down. Have a seat. How are you? I'm good.

01:07:41Oh, aren't you a cute little slice of humble pie. Oh, thank you. I was super excited to see

01:07:47that you guys were hiring. I've been coming in here just about every night since I moved

01:07:51here. Oh, wow. So you're gay? Well, yeah. I am. But I don't shit rainbows unless you want

01:08:01me to. Oh, great. Well, then you'll fit in right here. I thought so, too. I can't believe

01:08:10they couldn't find a single applicant. Have you been paying attention to their clientele at

01:08:14all? I mean, you really shouldn't be too surprised. I mean, why have you applied? Are you kidding

01:08:22me? There's only so much of Jamie I can handle in one day. What was that? Dinner. He ignores me

01:08:33for over a week, and then he brings me here to the fucking cup. I know. It sounds like you

01:08:41is the right thing, Helen. I mean, come on. If he wasn't getting some cock on the side,

01:08:45he would have been soon. Do it. I can't. I can't do this. Come on. Helen. Helen. Come on.

01:08:54Okay. You have been on the market for way too long. Okay? Today, things are going to be

01:09:00different. Come on. Josh? Helen. How are things? How are things? How are things?

01:09:10You have the balls to ask me how things are, you fucking whore! Okay, Helen. Come on. Come on.

01:09:16I don't think it's the right time to be doing anything crazy. I think you better step away

01:09:19right now because you don't want to know what fucking crazy is. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Is this

01:09:24about Philip? Hey, at least I thought he was gay. And who in the hell would be willing enough

01:09:31to be dating a bi guy? I hate you, you fucking crass! Oh, no, not in my ass, you cunty

01:09:45little bitch.

01:09:51Meet me at the party. We could party at the show. Meet me at the party. We could party at

01:10:07the show. Meet me at the party. We could party at the show. Welcome to the party. interest. Let's go!

01:10:12You're hired and you can start with cleaning up all of this shit fucking homos

01:10:42I see what you're trying to be me You're trying to be me, me, me, me, me, me But you're still hating on me, me, me

01:10:53I see you hating on me, I see you the way you are Everything about you is wrong, so back off

01:11:01I see you hating on me, I see you the way you are You just wanna be me, so back the fuck off

01:11:08I'd just like to say a few more things Shut the front door and let me sing

01:11:15I'm sick and tired of being unknown Someone come on and call my phone

01:11:23Break, break the news that I've arrived Tell the people that it's do or die

01:11:30I don't care what you do or say I'ma do this my own damn way

01:11:37No turning back, no taking no Answers that are not my own

01:11:45I don't care what you do or say I'ma do this my own damn way

01:11:52No turning back, no taking no Answers that are not my own

01:11:59I've been told I've been told I couldn't know I didn't like it so I could talk

01:12:06More years, more no, more years More years, more no, sight thorns

01:12:11Cause I'm a ro-o-o-o, don't care What people say

01:12:17My dreams, my way I am originality

01:12:24You don't like it, you don't like it

01:12:30I don't care what you do or say I'ma do this my own damn way

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