- 6/22/2025
In this uproarious installment, Selfie Mausi has the Ache Din Institute launch its very own “Ache Din Bank”—a mock banking branch meant to teach students the art of money, loans, and savings, all under gleefully absurd circumstances
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00:30Hello ma'am. How are you ma'am?
00:32How are you?
00:33Come here.
00:34Come here.
00:34Come here.
00:35What are you doing?
00:36I'm going to Monna.
00:38Monna?
00:39Yes.
00:40Any girl who looks like a dress will start.
00:43You leave them all.
00:44What did you do?
00:45I'm a girl today.
00:47Hey, the receptionist.
00:49You've been crazy.
00:50And you've also made this scheme.
00:51And Maussi has also made this scheme.
00:53You've got a dougna for three years.
00:56My phone is ringing.
00:57One second.
00:57Hello, I'm talking to the bank.
01:01Yeah, I want to open the door.
01:05But you don't work here.
01:08No, I won't open it.
01:10I won't tell anyone.
01:12I can understand.
01:13Maybe married.
01:14It's all.
01:15It's all.
01:16It's all.
01:17It's all.
01:18It's all.
01:19It's all.
01:20It's security.
01:21It's all.
01:22It's all.
01:23It's all.
01:24It's all.
01:25It's all.
01:26It's all.
01:27It's all.
01:28It's all.
01:29It's all.
01:30It's all.
01:31It's all.
01:32It's all.
01:33Hello?
01:34Hello?
01:35Hey, Salik.
01:36What the fuck was going on here?
01:38I didn't call the customer's phone.
01:40He's going to open it.
01:41We're here.
01:42Oh my God.
01:43How much money?
01:44You too.
01:45You too.
01:46You too.
01:47You too.
01:48You too.
01:49You too.
01:50You too.
01:51You too.
01:52You too.
01:53Oh my God.
01:54So much money.
01:55How much money?
01:56How much money?
01:57We put a note to it.
01:58We changed it.
01:59We all have our money.
02:00Idiot.
02:01I'm getting it.
02:05Hey!
02:13How much money is here?
02:15What's happening?
02:17No, something's happening.
02:19What are you doing?
02:20Salih, what are you doing?
02:21You're running now, sir.
02:23No, you're not running now.
02:24Salih, you're running now.
02:25You're running now.
02:26You're running now.
02:27You're running now.
02:28No, no, no.
02:30I knew it was going to be my feet.
02:32I'm running now.
02:34I'm running now.
02:35Fagal dica.
02:36You're coming home.
02:38You're coming here.
02:39Good morning.
02:41You're killing two shaties.
02:43Why are you killing four?
02:44It's fun, right?
02:49Because I'm going out for five days.
02:51By the way, my ten shaties are being killed.
02:54You just killed five.
02:55Who will kill the rest?
03:02This is twelve.
03:03Two, go back.
03:04Go back, shaties.
03:08Okay.
03:12One minute.
03:14What's going on?
03:15What's going on?
03:16What's going on?
03:17What's going on?
03:18What's going on?
03:19What's going on?
03:20It's a bank, right?
03:21It's a bank, right?
03:22It's an interest.
03:23It's an interest.
03:24It's an interest, right?
03:25Yes.
03:26Remember, Naseer, we opened a bank.
03:27No need to be a problem.
03:29It's opened a bank?
03:30Yes.
03:31Where are you from?
03:32I have to eat a bread.
03:35You opened a bank?
03:36You didn't open a restaurant?
03:37What are you eating a bread?
03:39I heard about it.
03:40After three years, you get two people.
03:42You got two people.
03:43You are doing FDs in our bank.
03:44Yes?
03:45Yes.
03:46I would like that...
03:49My own FDs.
03:50My own FDs.
03:51Why are the FDs?
03:52I would like my own FDs.
03:53If I have four people, I will reach my house quickly.
03:57Hello.
03:58Yes.
03:59You are making a job, bring tea.
04:01Tea?
04:02So, you will drink tea here?
04:03No, I won't drink here.
04:04I will go to bed and go to bed.
04:06Ah.
04:07I will go to bed and go to bed again.
04:08I'm going to give you some tea.
04:11And listen to me,
04:12Moushi says that you can't make tea.
04:16Look at this.
04:17Moushi's name is the name of Moushi,
04:18and it will be the same in their mouth.
04:20It's a big deal.
04:21I'm going to give you some tea.
04:22Yes.
04:23I'll give you some tea.
04:24I'll give you some tea.
04:30Put a glass of tea in the door.
04:33You don't have a man in the inside.
04:35Hey.
04:36Hey.
04:37Hello.
04:38Excuse me.
04:39Hello, ma'am.
04:40Hello.
04:41Hello, sir.
04:42How are you?
04:43Hey, sir.
04:44He's sitting here.
04:45We're all in the market.
04:46Oh.
04:47Hello, ma'am.
04:48How are you?
04:49Aha.
04:50Is this a good day for the bank?
04:52Yes, yes.
04:53If you've come here,
04:54it's a good day for the bank.
04:57Yes, this is it.
04:58One second.
04:59Yes, this is it.
05:00Tell me.
05:01What is the loan department here?
05:03The loan department is that.
05:05Hey, hey.
05:06Hey.
05:07Hey.
05:08This is the check department.
05:09No, no.
05:10You didn't have any work in the check department.
05:12So, we've made the loan department.
05:14What?
05:15Yes, ma'am.
05:16Yes, ma'am.
05:17Hey, let me tell you once again.
05:19If you say the airport,
05:20we'll make it for the airport.
05:22We'll take it again.
05:23We'll take it again.
05:24Yes, ma'am.
05:25Yes, ma'am.
05:26Yes, ma'am.
05:27Yes, ma'am.
05:28Yes, ma'am.
05:29Yes, ma'am.
05:30Yes, ma'am.
05:31Oh, there are no other people no one.
05:33Yes, ma'am.
05:34Because I'm married.
05:35Yes, every person is married.
05:36Yes, ma'am.
05:37No.
05:38I have married all of these, right?
05:39Okay.
05:40Have come there madam in our parlour.
05:41You have sandwiches,
05:43and things all do we give with you.
05:44We'll enjoy with you and your massage.
05:45Now, I will give you a personal massage.
05:48Say it.
05:49No, no, no.
05:50It's okay, thank you.
05:51Hello, hello, hello
05:53Hello, hello
05:55Hello, hello
05:57Hey, hey, hey
05:59Hello
06:01How are you?
06:03Hello
06:05I am the bank manager
06:07My name is Chadda, son of Dadda
06:09And they are two little kids
06:11Khandda and Gadda
06:13Khandda and Gadda
06:15Twins are they?
06:17Twins!
06:19Yes
06:21We keep thinking of the customer
06:23Yes, the customer
06:25You don't know, they are very big
06:27When Verli and C-Link
06:29Verli Bandarawalla
06:31He took them and went on the cars
06:33Go home
06:35Can you give us a home loan?
06:37No, not home loan
06:39It will be a DVD
06:41How are you talking about these people?
06:43They are saying that the loan apartment
06:45Excuse me, I have not loan apartment
06:47No, not loan
06:49Yes, you are saying that
06:51Yes, not
06:52Let me tell you
06:53Can you give me a personal loan?
06:55No, no, no, no
06:57No, no, no, no
06:58No, no, no
06:59No, no, no
07:00No, no, no
07:01No, no, no
07:02No, no, no
07:04No, no, no
07:05I will tell you how to get a personal loan
07:07You don't have to pay me
07:08All of your formats
07:09I will complete all of your formats
07:11You will just be in the form
07:13You are taking a lot of interest in my baby
07:15You are taking a lot of interest?
07:17No, no, no
07:18No, no, no
07:19No, no, no, no
07:20No, no, no
07:21No, no
07:22No, no
07:23Come on
07:24Come on
07:25Come on
07:26What are you doing, you?
07:27Good to buy the chai
07:28Good to buy the chai
07:29Oh?
07:35You took the chai to the oil
07:36That's not even that
07:38I had to keep the chai for gas
07:40But the gas is not
07:41No, but how did you put it on?
07:43I went to an brand new
07:46And I have...
07:47Well, who did the regulator?
07:50Man
07:51I didn't even see the regulator and gas.
07:53I understood the regulator and gas.
07:55It's a break-up.
07:57This is a crazy guy.
07:59I saw him yesterday.
08:01He was flirting with cheating.
08:03He said, darling,
08:05you always come with your friends.
08:07You'll never meet him alone.
08:09Hey!
08:13No, no, it's like that.
08:15Stop!
08:17Stop!
08:21Come here, go.
08:23I died.
08:24One minute.
08:25Someone said it right.
08:26I remember a man's story.
08:28You should always be down to earth.
08:30Okay, down to earth.
08:32You should be down to earth.
08:33You'll get one second.
08:38Look at this.
08:39That's why you got to clean it.
08:43You go here and go to your security guard.
08:46Where are you?
08:48He's in chicken.
08:50In chicken?
08:51Yes.
08:52Okay, he's in the kitchen.
08:53Go from the kitchen and do it.
08:55Go.
08:56Actually, I also go.
08:57I have to go to the massage parlor.
08:58You have to go to both places.
08:59Because you're married.
09:00And you have to be alone.
09:02Let's go here.
09:03No!
09:04You're here.
09:05I'm here.
09:06Who will do it?
09:07Let's do it.
09:08Let's go.
09:09Sit here.
09:10No!
09:11No!
09:12No!
09:13No!
09:14No!
09:15No!
09:16No!
09:17No!
09:18No!
09:19No!
09:20No!
09:21No!
09:22No!
09:23No!
09:24No!
09:25No!
09:26No!
09:27No!
09:28No!
09:29No!
09:30No!
09:31No!
09:32No!
09:33No!
09:34You're back.
09:35What did our Bengals give to Hindustan?
09:37What?
09:38Satyajit Ray, Saurabh Ganguli, Bhapida, Munmun Sen, and Riya Sen.
09:46Is this a bank?
09:47Yes, sir, bank. You have to open an account?
09:49Yes.
09:49We have a very good thing, sir.
09:51You have to open an account.
09:53You will give two ATM.
09:55Why?
09:57One will have you, one will have me.
09:59I am married.
10:00Everyone has their own problems.
10:01You have to look at your house.
10:03Do you have one ATM?
10:05Yes.
10:06Then who will you have?
10:07They don't depend on us.
10:09We have to stay.
10:10Because we have given ATM.
10:12Sir.
10:13What you are talking about,
10:15there is a related scheme to us.
10:17What is it?
10:18You have to deposit a fixed fixed $50,000.
10:20That's right.
10:21After that, you have to massage free for the lifetime.
10:24Who is the person who is giving a wrong message?
10:28Our receptionist is here.
10:30You have to finish it.
10:31You have to finish it.
10:32This will finish the bank.
10:33Sorry, sir.
10:34How much do you have to go to the customer?
10:35Go, go.
10:36I'll see the work in the massage.
10:38I've never seen the work.
10:40He always says, I'm married.
10:41Why are you telling me?
10:43Why are you telling me?
10:44I'm telling you.
10:45I'm telling you.
10:46I'm telling you.
10:47I'm telling you.
10:48I'll read my whole book.
10:49I'll read it.
10:50I'll tell you.
10:51What is it?
10:52What is it?
10:53What is it?
10:54What is it?
10:55Yes, sir.
10:56I'm telling you about to be a Christian.
10:58It's very hard.
10:59Why are you telling me that he, have a case that God told you?
11:01He and I said, look ahead and I am.
11:03What did it saybed by you?
11:04Now let it stay on the street.
11:05Sure, of course.
11:06Now let it be.
11:08So true.
11:09Why do you have to die?
11:10Oh, when did Google vastly satisfy your viendo 알고 and you have to engage with people like being smart?
11:15Siria's son died?
11:17Yes, I know Siria's name is a place, but there's a child died.
11:21Oh, oh, oh, where is that?
11:23You're a bad person who's drunk.
11:25Siria?
11:27Oh, oh, oh, oh...
11:29Siria!
11:30Siria's son died?
11:31I understood.
11:33So what do you say about her? I'll put her in a chair.
11:35No, that's a problem, she died.
11:37Then there's a bank on her.
11:39Wait, what can you do for us?
11:41We have to take a loan.
11:43Okay, who should you take a loan?
11:44Give me a loan.
11:45There's a bank on her.
11:46She's asking me to take a loan.
11:47I mean...
11:48One minute, it's warm.
11:50We'll be warm.
11:51Let's see.
11:52One minute.
11:53One minute.
11:55It's a bad thing.
11:56You've put a loan on us.
11:58The government has put a loan on us.
11:59No, there's no loan on us.
12:01You don't have a loan on us.
12:03No, there's no loan on us.
12:04No, there's no loan on us.
12:05No, there's no loan on us.
12:07Look, you're doing a loan on my husband.
12:10What?
12:11You're going to have a loan on us.
12:14Because you've seen the world.
12:17You've seen the world.
12:18What?
12:19You're your partner?
12:20Yes.
12:21You're good to take your partner,
12:22take the milk,
12:23put the milk,
12:24put the milk,
12:25drink,
12:26drink,
12:27get the blood of your head.
12:28Your partner, your partner.
12:29How will your child be?
12:31You're your family.
12:32You're the best.
12:33What are you doing now?
12:34We're not going to be here.
12:35No, no, no.
12:37No, wait 1 minute.
12:38Wait 1 minute.
12:40We'll have you right, sir.
12:42We'll have you right.
12:43We'll be right.
12:44We'll have you right.
12:45We'll have you right.
12:46Have you left.
12:47Sir, what's your answer?
12:48Our customer is out.
12:50Mr. Abdul-Shakura is yours.
12:52Your banker problem is solved.
12:54You're not doing it anymore.
12:56We're taking it easy.
12:58You see, the loan was saying, we give a loan on the house.
13:02Okay, you tell the address of the house, we will have a house.
13:06What do you mean to me?
13:07You have a house?
13:08What is this?
13:09What do you mean?
13:10What do you mean?
13:11Let me tell you, we sleep on the bed and the people die.
13:14What do you mean you stay in the nalai?
13:18This is a small hole for me.
13:21What do you mean? You sleep in the bus.
13:23What are you going to do?
13:25What are you going to do?
13:28Oh!
13:29Abdul Shakur has killed him.
13:31Yes, killed him.
13:33Now what will you do?
13:34Tell me.
13:35Now what will you do?
13:36What?
13:37The customer...
13:38The other guy will do it.
13:40The other guy has killed him.
13:42Look at him.
13:43He didn't see the power.
13:44He didn't see it.
13:45He didn't see it.
13:46He will see it.
13:47Look, you talk about the work.
13:48What do you want to do?
13:49Yes.
13:50What property do you want to do?
13:52This one.
13:53Lord.
13:54Look at this one.
13:55This one is yours.
13:56This one is your house.
13:57This one is yours.
13:58This one is yours.
13:59This one is yours.
14:00This one is yours.
14:01This one is yours.
14:02This one is yours.
14:03Which one is yours?
14:04Look at this one.
14:05Look at this one.
14:06What?
14:07Let's leave this one.
14:08I'm telling you to take an account in the bank.
14:10I'll buy so much money that your insurance is free.
14:13Come here.
14:14Come here.
14:15Don't be attention.
14:16Don't be attention.
14:17First of all, you sign up a death certificate.
14:19Yes.
14:20What are you doing?
14:21Look.
14:22Where are you going?
14:23Where are you going?
14:24Where are you going?
14:25Where are you going?
14:26Where are you going?
14:28Where are you going?
14:30Where are you going?
14:31Hey.
14:32If you want to kill the doctor,
14:33then run away.
14:34You'll have to steal your money.
14:35Bang.
14:36You won't have to steal your money.
14:42Okay.
14:43You can go.
14:44One minute.
14:45But how are you going?
14:46You don't have to steal your money.
14:47Hey.
14:48Let's up.
14:53Hey.
14:54Hey.
14:55Hey.
14:56Hey.
14:57Hey.
14:58Hey.
14:59Hey.
15:00Hey.
15:01Hey.
15:02Hey.
15:03Hey.
15:04Hey.
15:05Hey.
15:06Hey.
15:07Hey.
15:08Hey.
15:09Hey.
15:10Hey.
15:11Hey.
15:12Hey.
15:13Hey.
15:14Hey.
15:15Hey.
15:16Hey.
15:17Hey.
15:18Hey.
15:19Hey.
15:20Hey.
15:21Hey.
15:22Hey.
15:23Hey.
15:24Hey.
15:25Hey.
15:26Hey.
15:27Hey.
15:28Hey.
15:29Hey.
15:30Hey.
15:31Hey.
15:32Hey.
15:33You don't have to do a job in Raveway, in Bhushawal.
15:36Bhushawal?
15:39But you have to put a saving daka or a current?
15:41You put it in current.
15:42I don't know. I don't know. Current daka is now.
15:47Say your name, brother.
15:51Brother, your name?
15:58What's wrong?
15:59Saba.
16:00Yes?
16:01This is a real daku.
16:02Yes.
16:03Solar securityers.
16:05How did you stay in your mind?
16:07He put a hat on his face. I thought it was ladies.
16:10Now we're going to lose our 275 rupees again.
16:13We don't have to do anything.
16:15What?
16:16Come on.
16:17Don't do anything.
16:19Take a knife.
16:21No, if you take a knife, it will fall down.
16:23A knife?
16:24I've kept a knife to eat.
16:31Kaji Paji.
16:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:33I got the current account.
16:36How is the current account?
16:38I got the current account.
16:40Oh, I got it.
16:42I thought it was a currency name.
16:45Our wife has wasted time, huh?
16:48I got to tell you.
16:49Oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:52Daku, I'll ask you.
16:53Do you need something to eat with us?
16:55Two calcutta sada.
16:57Your daughter has given me a clue.
16:59Calcutta sada.
17:00I'm sorry, sir.
17:01The guy, stop.
17:02Open the account.
17:03I'll never tell you anything.
17:04I'm so happy.
17:05I'm so happy.
17:06We haven't done anything.
17:07We haven't done anything.
17:08We haven't done anything.
17:09We haven't done anything.
17:10We haven't done anything, sir.
17:11I'm telling you, he hasn't done anything.
17:20Don't try to make a lot of happy.
17:22I'll put it in a hole.
17:24I'll put it in a hole.
17:26Keep it in the hole.
17:27I'll put it in a hole.
17:30I'll put it in a hole.
17:31Keep it in a hole.
17:32Keep it in a hole.
17:33Keep it in a hole.
17:34I'll run away.
17:35Keep it in a hole.
17:37I'll keep it in a hole.
17:38I'll stay here.
17:39Don't come here.
17:40Okay, I'll do that.
17:44Hey, son.
17:45Hey, brother.
17:46We'll put it in a hole.
17:47No matter what the target name is.
17:49What a fool.
17:51No matter what.
17:52I'll do it with you.
17:54Just keep it in a hole.
17:56Keep it in a hole.
17:57You'll give me a hole.
17:58I'll put it in a hole.
17:59You know?
18:00Here.
18:01Here.
18:02You're going to work.
18:03Go.
18:04Shoot your tijori with a Ram.
18:05You're doing your work.
18:06Go.
18:07Watch this.
18:08The tijori's target.
18:10Show me.
18:11Code is one to one.
18:12Go.
18:13You're a fool!
18:14You're a fool!
18:15Code telling me.
18:16Give me a hole.
18:17Don't close.
18:18I'm not a fool.
18:19He told me.
18:20He told me.
18:21I'm going to help you once again.
18:22I'm going to help you until the end of the month.
18:23You're a fool of a fool.
18:25I'll kill you.
18:27You're a fool of a fool.
18:28I'm a fool of a fool.
18:29Yes, kill you.
18:30Kill you.
18:31Kill you.
18:32Kill you.
18:33I'm happy to be here.
18:34Okay, you have a certificate.
18:36This is a fool of a fool.
18:37You're a fool of a fool.
18:38Yeah, just.
18:39Hey!
18:40The fool took me.
18:41Hey!
18:42Hey!
18:43Hey!
18:44Hey!
18:45Hey!
18:46Hey!
18:47Hey!
18:48Hey!
18:49Hey!
18:50Hey!
18:51We'll put a bag in our bank.
18:54Huh?
18:55Get up!
19:01Look at the tree.
19:02You're a mouthful.
19:04Huh?
19:05We're...
19:13Hey!
19:14Hey!
19:15I'm going to take a bag.
19:16Hey, my brother.
19:17Hey, brother.
19:18You're going to take a bag.
19:19Yes.
19:20You're going to take a bag.
19:21I'm going to take a bag.
19:22I'm going to take a bag.
19:23Come out.
19:24If you're going to take a bag.
19:25Let's go out.
19:26If the police are coming, let's tell us.
19:27I'm going to take a bag.
19:28All of you, my children.
19:29My children.
19:30My children.
19:31My children.
19:32My children.
19:33Yes.
19:34I'm going to take a bag.
19:35Hey.
19:36You're going to take a bag.
19:38Hey!
19:39Hey!
19:40Hey!
19:41Yeah.
19:42Hey!
19:43Hey!
19:44Now come to my brother.
19:45Hey!
19:46Hey!
19:47Hey!
19:48Hey!
19:49Now come to my brother.
19:50Hey!
19:51Hey!
19:52Hey!
19:53What the f...
19:55Police!
19:56Police!
20:01Abol!
20:02Is that a...
20:17Come on, guys!
20:23Hey, what are you doing?
20:26Police came!
20:27Hey, what are you telling us?
20:29You said that the police came, so tell us about it!
20:31Well, the police didn't come. I called it.
20:33So, if you've come, I'll tell you that they came.
20:35Come, come, come!
20:37Come!
20:38Who is it?
20:39Who is it?
20:40Inspector, sir.
20:41I don't know.
20:42No!
20:43No!
20:44This is, this.
20:45Your inspector, sir.
20:46A minute, a minute, a minute!
20:47Where did you get it?
20:48Let's get it.
20:49Where did you get it?
20:50Where did you get it?
20:51What did you get it?
20:52Hey, come here!
20:53You will kill a daka.
20:54You cannot kill a daka.
20:55You can kill a daka.
20:56What are you doing?
20:57One minute!
20:58One minute!
20:59Inspector, sir.
21:00One minute!
21:01Inspector, sir.
21:02I'm...
21:03A daka!
21:04A daka!
21:05A daka!
21:06A daka!
21:07A daka!
21:08A daka!
21:09A daka!
21:10You have made it!
21:11You have made it!
21:12You have opened it!
21:13It opened it!
21:14Put it!
21:15I made it!
21:16I made it!
21:17I made it!
21:18What happened?
21:19Don't tell her!
21:20Don't tell her!
21:21We're going to save her today!
21:22No!
21:23No!
21:24No!
21:25We'll get a selfie with a brother's friend,
21:26and we'll get more happy!
21:27Yeah, man!
21:28We've saved Naseer, sir!
21:34Here's an NGO who's coming here.
21:35He's a terrible,
21:36a bad guy,
21:37a bad guy.
21:38And if we're in this job,
21:39we'll get a million dollars.
21:41Ha ha ha ha!
21:44Ha ha ha ha!
21:45Ha ha ha!
21:47So, that was a good deal,
21:48hot boy!
21:49Come on!
21:50That's a good deal!
21:51If I had no current to sit,
21:52he'd put an antenna on his feet,
21:54he'd hit the antenna,
21:55then he'd take your anchor
21:56and come to Cat walk!
22:01Hey, what?
22:02If you ask me,
22:03this is super important.
22:04Look!
22:05It's such a good baby.
22:06Look at this,
22:07such a great puppy dog,
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