- 6/22/2025
They followed the rules—until life broke them. Witness how innocence turns to chaos in this explosive drama of friendship, betrayal, and finding freedom. Stay till the end—you won’t believe what happens.
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00:00:00Thank you for joining us.
00:00:30Oh, Dad.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:47Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:22So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:37Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:43But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:45I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:00Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:02No.
00:02:05Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06I have a date.
00:02:07Oh, so do I.
00:02:09Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:43Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be, I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing.
00:02:58With you and me.
00:03:00Together.
00:03:08Jake, no.
00:03:09I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:11You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have
00:03:16taken more math.
00:03:17Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:29Okay.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:30Oh, baby.
00:03:42You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:48Sex God.
00:03:49Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:58You're right, I bet.
00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:17Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:21When did you go home?
00:04:22So, is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of
00:04:36him.
00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her.
00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th.
00:04:51Eight.
00:04:52Maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys, I'm, I know it's tradition, but.
00:04:57I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but.
00:05:04I'm sorry.
00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:23Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31Me and it kind of suck, because I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:06Where are you going?
00:06:10It's 6.30 in the morning.
00:06:12To church.
00:06:13To pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:19Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Mm-hmm.
00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:06:40It's about sex.
00:06:42Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:48I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:03Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No, like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse?
00:07:16With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:25What are you?
00:07:26What?
00:07:28Ah!
00:07:29Ah!
00:07:30How could you do so?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:34What?
00:07:36What?
00:07:42Yes!
00:07:43Yes!
00:07:45Run!
00:07:45Run!
00:07:46Home run!
00:07:48Ah!
00:07:49Damn it!
00:07:51Fucking Yankees!
00:07:55Sorry.
00:07:55Sue!
00:07:56It is 1 p.m.
00:08:07What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:22Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking!
00:08:46You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign.
00:08:56At church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:10I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:12Hey, Frank!
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:29He's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:37Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:39Hey.
00:09:39Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthday.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at me short?
00:09:59Well, the house looks done.
00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18.
00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:07Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:10:14Jake.
00:10:14And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:16But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair.
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:48No.
00:10:49Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:55Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:19See you in the morning.
00:11:20See you in the morning.
00:11:25I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:55You're so perfect.
00:12:01You're so perfect.
00:12:01You're so perfect.
00:12:25Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:55Tomorrow's the rest of the day.
00:13:25Oh, my gosh.
00:13:32They're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to suck.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Guys, seriously, come on.
00:14:09Hurry up.
00:14:09Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:19You should put that down, though, because it's like, it's really...
00:14:21Very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:28Those are your anal beats, right?
00:14:30Yeah.
00:14:30I thought so.
00:14:30Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.
00:14:57Nice.
00:14:58Nice.
00:15:00Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:10No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to pump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:34All right.
00:15:34Sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37See you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you.
00:15:42I don't know.
00:15:42This is crazy.
00:15:44Jake.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46Hey, babe.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:02Oh, hon.
00:16:03Come here.
00:16:05I have your present here.
00:16:07I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:11You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:14And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, bro.
00:16:21We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:16:24A little bit.
00:16:27All right.
00:16:28This is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:33Hey.
00:16:33Hey.
00:16:33Hey.
00:16:34Hey.
00:16:34Hey.
00:16:35Hey.
00:16:35Hey.
00:16:36Hey.
00:16:36Hey.
00:16:37Hey.
00:16:41Check it out.
00:16:44Dare me.
00:16:48Woo-hoo!
00:16:56Look at the doggy.
00:17:00Oh, dude.
00:17:01Look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03I don't know.
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey.
00:17:05Ah, dude.
00:17:05Move.
00:17:06Come on.
00:17:06Lame.
00:17:07Oh.
00:17:08All right.
00:17:08OK.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the move.
00:17:1220 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah.
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:21OK.
00:17:23Oh, today.
00:17:24Oh, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:27Oh, dude.
00:17:27I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:32Sue, no.
00:17:32It's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no.
00:17:34Just go enjoy the birdie.
00:17:35Come on.
00:17:36Open.
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:42Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50It just, like, disappeared.
00:18:03Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:06How come I've never met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10Maybe he's going to be around.
00:18:11Have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where you went.
00:18:23Go roll.
00:18:26Liquid Courage?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:32Vodka, cranberry?
00:18:33It's really simple.
00:18:36Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I can go meet her.
00:18:40Sue?
00:18:41Are you okay?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just guys.
00:18:47Okay.
00:18:47Nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49It's going to be fine.
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:56Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:59No.
00:18:59He does not have gay face.
00:19:01I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm going to do it.
00:19:09Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:12No.
00:19:13He does not have gay face.
00:19:15I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:16I'm going to do it.
00:19:17I'm going to do this.
00:19:19Good luck.
00:19:22Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:25Just pretend.
00:19:29Here, Lex.
00:19:37Yeah, my favorite chapter is Solomon Gmore.
00:19:41Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:45Um, in private?
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:49Sorry.
00:20:01Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:09Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:13And I really want to...
00:20:18Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue!
00:20:21What's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue.
00:20:29Sue.
00:20:29Sue.
00:20:31I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:40I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:43It's just...
00:20:50I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00Batman.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:09Sue.
00:21:10You know, for me,
00:21:12when I think about that man
00:21:16who died for our sins,
00:21:19when I think about him
00:21:19up there on that cross,
00:21:22so helpless,
00:21:23yet so
00:21:24muscular,
00:21:27with his strong
00:21:28thighs
00:21:29crossed over each other
00:21:32so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth,
00:21:38growing so hot,
00:21:40so sweaty,
00:21:41beneath that hot,
00:21:43hot sun.
00:21:45I just feel such
00:21:46compassion.
00:21:48I think about those things, too.
00:21:50So you understand
00:21:51why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:55I just find it too hard.
00:21:57It is
00:21:58to
00:21:59give in to carnal pleasure
00:22:01when
00:22:02he sacrificed so much for us.
00:22:05So...
00:22:06We're going to go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're going to tell you
00:22:18to leave on.
00:22:19Hey, Ty.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Have you seen Jake?
00:22:23Uh, no.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25All right.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30All right, focus.
00:22:30Focus, focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:31Oh, there he is.
00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy
00:22:42that I wanted.
00:22:56How could he?
00:23:00Two.
00:23:01What happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:04Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason
00:23:14we even liked him
00:23:15is because you knew
00:23:15he was never
00:23:16a real possibility for you.
00:23:18Look,
00:23:19the only way
00:23:20you're going to find out
00:23:21what kind of man
00:23:22you really want
00:23:22is to know
00:23:23what kind of woman
00:23:24you really are
00:23:25deep inside.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:30Where?
00:23:30To meet
00:23:31your dark side.
00:23:38Out.
00:23:40Everyone out.
00:23:41Sue, it's time
00:23:51for you and your vagina
00:23:52to meet
00:23:53face to face.
00:23:54I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think
00:24:07I can do this.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out
00:24:10until you look.
00:24:14I'm not letting you out
00:24:15until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:20Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:27I'm almost...
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:33Oh!
00:24:34What?
00:24:36What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:45I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do
00:24:54that again.
00:24:55Okay, fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this,
00:24:58but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:04Honestly,
00:25:04I don't know
00:25:05how you expected
00:25:06to ever have sex
00:25:07with someone else
00:25:07when you've never
00:25:08even had it with yourself.
00:25:09this really has
00:25:10to be your first step.
00:25:11Les,
00:25:12I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue,
00:25:14my black vibrator
00:25:15is somewhere
00:25:15in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it
00:25:17and use it.
00:25:19Wait,
00:25:19what does the black vibrator
00:25:20look like?
00:25:21It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:25Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:29And don't come back
00:25:30until you have
00:25:30at least one orgasm.
00:25:31Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:49Boozeye!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:54Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:57Bang.
00:25:59Good boy.
00:25:59Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:04He knows over
00:26:04a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry,
00:26:08I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately,
00:26:13when you're blind,
00:26:14you get used
00:26:14to things like that.
00:26:15Ah!
00:26:21Ah!
00:26:24Ah!
00:26:26Oh, my gosh.
00:26:29Wow.
00:26:30Wow.
00:26:31Oh, shit.
00:26:44What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:49Nice shot.
00:26:52Direct hit.
00:26:55Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob
00:27:13by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know
00:27:17I've been putting off
00:27:18having sex with him,
00:27:19so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:22He's a dirtbag.
00:27:23How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:25I mean,
00:27:26I thought I was
00:27:27going to marry him.
00:27:33It's a text.
00:27:34It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself
00:27:36to read it.
00:27:36Okay.
00:27:38He's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you
00:27:40your birthday gift.
00:27:41Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:43I have to go.
00:27:44I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay
00:27:48and just pretend
00:27:48like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean,
00:27:50maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52No.
00:27:52He'll either deny it
00:27:53or admit and promise
00:27:54never to do it again.
00:27:55Either way,
00:27:56it's bullshit.
00:27:57I see only one option.
00:28:00I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Reve-
00:28:03I mean, what?
00:28:03What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy,
00:28:05you screw his brains out,
00:28:07and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Reve-
00:28:13I mean, what?
00:28:14What does that even mean?
00:28:15It means you find a guy,
00:28:16you screw his brains out,
00:28:17and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:20But he-
00:28:20I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:23I mean, why would-
00:28:23He's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:27Seriously,
00:28:28this is the worst thing
00:28:29you can do to him.
00:28:30To his ego.
00:28:31To screw someone else
00:28:32when you've never even
00:28:33had sex with him.
00:28:35Especially if it's
00:28:35with someone smarter,
00:28:36better looking,
00:28:37and with a bigger dick.
00:28:40No, I-
00:28:41I couldn't.
00:28:42Plus, I mean,
00:28:42there's-
00:28:43there's no one smarter
00:28:44and better looking.
00:28:46Eric!
00:28:47He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall?
00:28:49Are you kidding?
00:28:50I mean,
00:28:51he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:52He likes your type.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:56Slutty.
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59Trust me,
00:28:59he's amazing.
00:29:00I fooled around with him once.
00:29:01He has this great tongue, right?
00:29:03Oh, no.
00:29:04I could never fool around
00:29:05with somebody
00:29:05you fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:10Someone that I haven't
00:29:11fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter
00:29:17that I fooled around with him?
00:29:18I mean,
00:29:19it's like you're not gonna
00:29:19marry the guy.
00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine.
00:29:23If you wanna live
00:29:24the rest of your life
00:29:25knowing that you had
00:29:26one chance to do
00:29:27the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend
00:29:28feel like a total,
00:29:30worthless piece of garbage
00:29:31and possibly even scar him
00:29:32with the rest of his existence
00:29:33and you chose not to do it,
00:29:35go ahead.
00:29:36But honestly,
00:29:37I don't know how
00:29:38you'll be able
00:29:38to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly,
00:29:44I don't know how
00:29:45you'll be able
00:29:45to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:49Trust me.
00:29:50It's going to work.
00:29:56I will intercept Jake
00:29:57and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01Okay, enough to chat.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:03Hey.
00:30:15Happy birthday.
00:30:18Thanks.
00:30:33Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:46So, happy birthday.
00:30:52Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain, but
00:30:56it's actually from us, U.S., America, United States?
00:31:02I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:09I know where we live.
00:31:11Right.
00:31:12Of course.
00:31:17Hey, Jesus, Erica, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:23No, you're fine.
00:31:32Jake!
00:31:38So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What, um...
00:31:45It.
00:31:46Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:31:52Oh!
00:31:53Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah, you know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure.
00:32:03I mean, well, yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:06I mean...
00:32:09Whew.
00:32:11Uh...
00:32:12It's just...
00:32:14You're so...
00:32:17You're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19Um...
00:32:19Hmm?
00:32:20Uh, no cuisine.
00:32:23Right.
00:32:24Um, of course.
00:32:26Sorry?
00:32:29So, um...
00:32:31Do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:34Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um...
00:32:57Well, where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end is...
00:33:01I just, like, right over here.
00:33:01Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02Yeah.
00:33:03I see it.
00:33:03Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:05Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:08Sorry, sorry, I, um...
00:33:10It's...
00:33:10It's okay.
00:33:11Do it again.
00:33:14Sorry, I, uh, I, uh...
00:33:15I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what?
00:33:17Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:25Uh, let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:31All right.
00:33:31Um, let me just...
00:33:34Oh, jeez.
00:33:38Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:41Uh...
00:33:42Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:47Oh, jeez.
00:33:48Here.
00:33:50Here.
00:33:50Here.
00:33:54Well, that was stupid.
00:33:55Yeah.
00:34:04How you doing tonight?
00:34:04I'm good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14Another beer.
00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:17So are you with...
00:34:18Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:20Hold on.
00:34:21Take a piss.
00:34:23How much beer?
00:34:24Uh...
00:34:25Finally.
00:34:52I, uh...
00:34:54Let me just get the blinds.
00:34:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:58Don't worry about it.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, OK.
00:35:08OK.
00:35:22Finally.
00:35:23I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:35:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:29Don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:38Well, OK.
00:35:38OK.
00:35:53Oh, OK.
00:36:02OK.
00:36:06what are you doing uh i think it's time you know to do it um not yet more foreplay huh
00:36:35so good oh yep oh my god draw draw draw draw what what what ah ah ah lock jaw lock jaw is that even a
00:36:58thing i don't know ah are you okay no no no it's uh it's fine i'm just uh embarrassed i it's
00:37:12probably tmj or fracture or swollen you sure you're okay yeah yeah i'm fine okay great have fun
00:37:22now now let's do it now not yet not yet
00:37:31i'm gonna come i'm gonna come i'm gonna come
00:37:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no not yet!
00:37:40Lexi! Lexi!
00:37:42Oh!
00:37:47No, no, no, not yet! Lexi! Lexi!
00:37:50No means no!
00:37:53Oh! I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:55It's been a really long time and I haven't masturbated for anything.
00:38:02Uh-oh.
00:38:05Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:08How you doing?
00:38:10How's it going?
00:38:11Good.
00:38:12Eric?
00:38:13Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:17Excuse me.
00:38:21Cheryl's in here.
00:38:27What's up, bro?
00:38:29What the fuck is...
00:38:32Hey, wait!
00:38:34Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:42Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:46Damn it.
00:38:47I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:50Hey, you!
00:38:52You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:54or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:56Help!
00:38:58I'm so sorry!
00:38:59I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:01Hey, hey!
00:39:02Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:05What the years are all around...
00:39:06Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass.
00:39:32Yeah.
00:39:36This just isn't working on me.
00:39:40Nothing.
00:39:41What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:43Lock the character, man.
00:39:46The lock sticks.
00:39:48Spark it up.
00:39:49Yes.
00:39:50All right.
00:39:53Oh, man.
00:39:54I love this game.
00:39:55We're in the controllers.
00:39:56We got to play.
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:58OK, let me play another one.
00:39:59All right, watch on.
00:40:02Woo!
00:40:04Whoa.
00:40:04Look at this.
00:40:05Oh, my God.
00:40:07Pew, pew, pew.
00:40:08Whoa, man.
00:40:09Get that thing away.
00:40:10Jesus.
00:40:11Oh.
00:40:13Hey, dude.
00:40:14Nice shot.
00:40:15Wasn't me.
00:40:16Whoa.
00:40:17Whoa.
00:40:18Nice.
00:40:19Are you sitting there or something?
00:40:20Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:21Nice.
00:40:22Nice.
00:40:23Nice.
00:40:26Nice.
00:40:27Nice.
00:40:28Nice.
00:40:29Are you sitting there or something?
00:40:30Oh.
00:40:32Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:33Nice.
00:40:34Nice.
00:40:34Nice.
00:40:35Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:37Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:50Whoa!
00:41:01You are the controller.
00:41:03I didn't, I swear, I...
00:41:18Hey, Sue.
00:41:19Where are you going, man?
00:41:22It's okay.
00:41:23Hey, Sue.
00:41:33Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:36Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:39Oh, sure.
00:41:41Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:46You were?
00:41:48You mean...
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:52So, you think we should give it a try?
00:41:56Could we go get a drink?
00:41:59Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:42:04Oh, you...
00:42:05You know what?
00:42:06I gotta go.
00:42:07Um, happy birthday.
00:42:08Uh, no.
00:42:09No, there wasn't...
00:42:10I didn't...
00:42:11Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:13This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:27Never going to have sex.
00:42:29Ow.
00:42:30Ow.
00:42:49Hello?
00:42:50A little attention here.
00:42:52Oh, yeah.
00:42:53Sorry.
00:42:54Lex.
00:42:55Don't be selfish.
00:42:56All right.
00:42:57Sorry.
00:42:58Ugh.
00:42:59Jeez.
00:43:00Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:01Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:02Screw it.
00:43:03Ah.
00:43:04Ah.
00:43:05Ah.
00:43:06Ah.
00:43:07Ah.
00:43:08Ah.
00:43:09Ah.
00:43:10Ah.
00:43:11Ah.
00:43:12Ah.
00:43:13Ah.
00:43:14Ah.
00:43:15Ah.
00:43:16Ah.
00:43:17Ah.
00:43:18Geez.
00:43:19Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:22Screw it.
00:43:23Ah.
00:43:24Ah.
00:43:25Ah.
00:43:26Ah.
00:43:27Ah.
00:43:28Ah.
00:43:29Ah.
00:43:30Ah.
00:43:31Ah.
00:43:32Ah.
00:43:33Ah.
00:43:34Ah.
00:43:35Ah.
00:43:36Ah.
00:43:37Ah.
00:43:38Ah.
00:43:39Ah.
00:43:40Ah.
00:43:41Ah.
00:43:42Ah.
00:43:43Ah.
00:43:44Ah.
00:43:45Ah.
00:43:46Ah.
00:43:47Ah.
00:43:48Ah.
00:43:49Ah.
00:43:50Ah.
00:43:51Ah.
00:43:52Ah.
00:43:53Ah.
00:43:54Ah.
00:43:55Ah.
00:43:56Ah.
00:43:57Ah.
00:43:58Ah.
00:43:59Ah.
00:44:00Ah.
00:44:01Oh, no, that was bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:20Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:25I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:27Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So, you're JJ?
00:44:38Uh-oh.
00:44:57Hello. Welcome to 1-900-Confess. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:05A nun.
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:13Please hold.
00:45:14Oh, my goodness.
00:45:191-900-Confession. How may I be of service?
00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day.
00:45:29Ow!
00:45:34Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:40Uh, okay. Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:43Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:45:46What's her problem?
00:45:48A washing machine touched her.
00:45:51Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:54All right, freak. Time's up.
00:45:56What? But what do I do?
00:45:58Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:03Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:46:06I'm serious!
00:46:07Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:10I'll tell you this.
00:46:14Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:16No contritions?
00:46:18You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:46:22So, the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:25Like, morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:28Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:31Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:37God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:39He sure is.
00:46:40Now, run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:45How do you know all that?
00:46:47Because I'm a nun.
00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch!
00:46:52Huh. Accidental masturbation.
00:46:54Who would've thunk?
00:47:04Revenge sex.
00:47:05What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:09Yeah, admit it.
00:47:12I've got no game.
00:47:14I guess I can scare you.
00:47:15I guess I don't feel for you.
00:47:20Fucking douchebag!
00:47:22Damn it.
00:47:24Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:26Here you go, girl.
00:47:29What?
00:47:29What are you doing here?
00:47:33We need it someplace private.
00:47:35But hey, listen.
00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:38Yeah?
00:47:39If you want someone great.
00:47:40I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:45Frank, the blind guy.
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:53I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:55It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like we used all our senses.
00:48:01Everything.
00:48:01If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:07All right.
00:48:14What about him?
00:48:15Jeremy.
00:48:16Oh, yeah.
00:48:17I know Jeremy.
00:48:18Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:21I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:23It's Jones.
00:48:25Jeremy Jones.
00:48:26Oh, this all makes sense.
00:48:28Excuse me.
00:48:30Jeremy.
00:48:31Hi.
00:48:32Hey.
00:48:33Who's on the phone?
00:48:35Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:36You'll meet her.
00:48:37It'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:39Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:55Hi, Frank.
00:48:56Sit.
00:49:00Oh, you meant...
00:49:01You meant the dog.
00:49:05Relax.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:18Oh, I'm relaxed.
00:49:20I'm fine.
00:49:21Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:23I'm not.
00:49:23How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:34Sit.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:37Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Roll over.
00:49:47Oh, you mean me.
00:49:49Oh, how do you...
00:49:50How do you want me to...
00:49:52Just lay down.
00:49:53Oh, I...
00:49:54Oh, I shouldn't even be doing this,
00:50:07but considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:16See me with your hands.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:23Uh...
00:50:23You know, I should really...
00:50:31I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:33Oh.
00:50:46Mm, peanut butter.
00:50:47Frank, Frank, oh, oh, Frank.
00:51:17Frank, oh, Frank, oh, Frank, oh, Frank, oh, Frank.
00:51:47Frank, oh, Frank, oh, Frank.
00:52:17Oh, Frank, oh, Frank, oh, Frank.
00:52:47Oh, Frank, oh, Frank.
00:52:54Oh, Frank, oh, Frank.
00:52:55Oh, Frank.
00:52:57Oh, Frank.
00:52:59I think I got all that.
00:53:07I'm just going to see how home.
00:53:19Frankie.
00:53:21Oh, my.
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24Oh, fuck your shit.
00:53:26Man, we got to smoke.
00:53:27Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:33Oh, shit.
00:53:35Sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this road.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:41No, I might.
00:53:41Come on, you got to do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys.
00:53:44I need to go back.
00:53:45Watch your dog, man.
00:53:46What's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's tripping.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:55Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:15Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Oh, no.
00:54:36You're the devil.
00:54:38No more.
00:54:39No more.
00:54:42JJ, I'm Jeremy.
00:54:43You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:48Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:51I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra.
00:55:01And I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:09Oh.
00:55:10We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:16Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:32Oh, yeah.
00:55:33Let's do it.
00:55:34Let's do it.
00:55:36Fuck me.
00:55:36Fuck me now.
00:55:37No.
00:55:38No.
00:55:38No.
00:55:38No.
00:55:39No.
00:55:39No.
00:55:39No.
00:55:40No.
00:55:40What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46Just try down there.
00:55:47It's like desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:51It's just...
00:55:51Okay.
00:55:52I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came like four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:14Last time...
00:56:15I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:23But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:32We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of foot.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:37I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:42Go team.
00:56:44I don't need anyone else.
00:56:44You're...
00:56:45What?
00:56:47Just keep going.
00:56:52Jeremy!
00:56:52Are you...
00:56:54Shit!
00:56:55Jeremy!
00:56:55Jeremy!
00:56:56Jeremy!
00:56:58Oh.
00:56:58Oh.
00:56:59Oh.
00:57:00Oh.
00:57:01Oh.
00:57:01Oh.
00:57:01Oh.
00:57:02Oh.
00:57:02Oh.
00:57:03Oh.
00:57:03Oh.
00:57:03Oh.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:07Oh.
00:57:07Oh.
00:57:07Oh.
00:57:08Oh.
00:57:08Oh.
00:57:09Hey babe, just workin' out.
00:57:16How could you, you bastard?
00:57:21You might wanna...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:27Ah! Mariela! Mariela!
00:57:31You know those aren't mine!
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:39You used to be so pure.
00:57:41Well, no more. That's it.
00:57:43Really, that's the last one.
00:57:45Oh.
00:58:09Cheryl!
00:58:11What is it? What are you doing down here?
00:58:15Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:19What?
00:58:20Why?
00:58:21Nothing.
00:58:22Just this blind guy and his dog and...
00:58:24Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:26No, it's not okay.
00:58:28God.
00:58:29And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:30I'm sorry.
00:58:31It's Jake's.
00:58:32Jake's fault.
00:58:33That blind cheating bastard.
00:58:34Yes.
00:58:35He is such a dickwad.
00:58:36You need to confront him.
00:58:37Yeah.
00:58:38Yeah.
00:58:39Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:40I mean, it's my birthday.
00:58:41And where is he anyway?
00:58:42Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:58:43You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:58:44Yeah, big piece of your mind.
00:58:45What?
00:58:46What?
00:58:47What?
00:58:48What?
00:58:49What?
00:58:50What?
00:58:51What?
00:58:52What?
00:58:53What?
00:58:54What?
00:58:55What?
00:58:56What?
00:58:57What?
00:58:58What?
00:58:59What?
00:59:00What?
00:59:01What?
00:59:02Oh, you then?
00:59:03I'm trying to confront him.
00:59:04Yeah.
00:59:05Yeah.
00:59:06Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:59:07I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
00:59:10Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:11You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:13Yeah, a big piece, a big old chunk of my mind, a big piece of it.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:19You know, you might want to, you need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:20Yeah, you're right.
00:59:21Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:22Oh.
00:59:23I'm sorry, I get shy around beautiful women like you, I got no game, it's not important.
00:59:53Hey, um. Eric, I can't talk right now. No, no, no, I really need to talk to you. Really, Eric, I can't right now. No, no, no, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier, and I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you. Eric, really? I don't care, it's fine. No, but I do. I mean, I do, I care. I haven't known how to tell you, maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy, but I was wondering, or hoping,
01:00:23that we could go out sometime, soon, because I'm going to be leaving for a little while, and it would be nice to go out, look like. Really? Eric, you're shy, you have no game.
01:00:36No, not really. Yeah, no, I can't do this, sorry.
01:00:44Okay, alright. I, uh, happy birthday then.
01:00:53I'm sorry, I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:11I, uh, I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:17Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:29Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Oh, God damn it, not again.
01:01:34Oh, no, um.
01:01:35No, no, honey, happy.
01:01:38The fuck is this?
01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:43Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:01:50Oh, gee, Cheryl, you're, I've been looking for you all night, and you've been, oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in, or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06No, no.
01:02:07We can work this out.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:10Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:12I promise.
01:02:14No, Jake, I can't do this.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:16Cheryl, come on.
01:02:17No, Jake, please.
01:02:18Please, let me come on.
01:02:19Just go.
01:02:19I'm sorry.
01:02:21You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:22How can you do it?
01:02:24Yay!
01:02:25You did it.
01:02:26I am so proud of you.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You've left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:34It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:36Right.
01:02:38That all makes sense now.
01:02:39Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:02:44Eric, I'm really, I'm really sorry.
01:02:47Cheryl, I really liked you, and you used me.
01:02:52Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric!
01:02:56Aren't you happy?
01:02:58Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:02Any mistakes?
01:03:03Was it?
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:04No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:09Really?
01:03:09I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:13Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:17I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:18I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31This is bullshit.
01:03:36Suck it!
01:03:38God, I'm out of here!
01:03:40Yeah!
01:03:41He has good hair, though.
01:03:42Don't you puke on me.
01:03:48Don't puke on my car, either.
01:04:03Sue, are you all right?
01:04:06Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08I don't think so.
01:04:09I'm out with the guy, anyway.
01:04:11Oh, don't ask.
01:04:13Every possible object.
01:04:15It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:17It was like transformers.
01:04:19They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21I told you.
01:04:23It's addicting.
01:04:25So what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:30No.
01:04:31Well, I think I'm just...
01:04:33Oh, cramp.
01:04:35Oh.
01:04:36Oh, I think it's broken.
01:04:38So wait.
01:04:39None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:46Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:49So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:51Can I go?
01:04:52No.
01:04:53I think...
01:04:55I think I should finish up here.
01:04:57Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:59No.
01:05:01I don't know.
01:05:02For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:06Or something.
01:05:07Why?
01:05:08Do you know him?
01:05:09Sort of.
01:05:10Oh.
01:05:11Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:21Love him.
01:05:22Shut it.
01:05:22You want to do it?
01:05:23I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:24I want to get married.
01:05:25You want to do it?
01:05:25All right.
01:05:26All right.
01:05:26All right.
01:05:26You want to do it?
01:05:53No.
01:05:54No way.
01:06:11Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:23It's you.
01:06:36I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:06:41Joanna.
01:06:53I've been waiting for you in the bistった.
01:07:08I've been waiting for you.
01:07:11This isn't so muchpe of you, though.
01:07:16And when the heat is on, you never take it away, kill me over the blood, and when the
01:07:46Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me. I guess something inspired me. He really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:07:55Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:59Whose? Eric's. Well, it's him, right?
01:08:04Oh. Yeah. I have to go see him.
01:08:11Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:271-900 confess. Sister Terese?
01:08:32Yeah, hon. There was a problem with your credit card. I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:37Oh, sure. It's 271.
01:08:42Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:47Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, take you back?
01:08:53Sure, hon. Why not? As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:58Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:09:00I always look for some kind of sign from the universe. Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:08Sister? Can I get up now? I really gotta pee.
01:09:13No! Hush your trap!
01:09:15Okay, honey. I really need to get back to work, but call back anytime.
01:09:20I will. Thanks.
01:09:26Sister? Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you shit fucker!
01:09:30Fucker!
01:09:46Eric, wait!
01:09:50Cheryl?
01:09:51Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything. I was trying to have revenge sex with you. At the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't. I just didn't want to do that with you. The revenge part, not the sex part. Um, I, I do want to go out with you. And I didn't realize that until this morning. I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is. And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:18Eric!
01:10:19Eric!
01:10:20Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:21Oh.
01:10:22Wow.
01:10:23Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister, Tina. Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:26Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:31Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?
01:10:36Yeah, sure.
01:10:39Oh, sorry. No kissing, right. No, kissing.
01:10:54Oh.
01:10:56Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:14I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:18Wait, what? I never did that.
01:11:21I mean, you don't have to lie about it. She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:26She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:32I wonder who it was.
01:11:45At least this birthday's over.
01:11:57Dear Lord, please forgive me. I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign?
01:12:14Tell me.
01:12:15Oh, my God.
01:12:16I don't know, like, I don't know.
01:12:17My father.
01:12:18Oh, my God.
01:12:21You don't know.
01:12:22I know.
01:12:23It's a good thing.
01:12:24Oh.
01:12:25Oh.
01:12:26Oh.
01:12:27Oh.
01:12:28Oh.
01:12:29Oh.
01:12:30Oh.
01:12:31Oh.
01:12:32Oh.
01:12:33Wow.
01:12:34Oh, oh, oh.
01:12:35Oh.
01:12:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:12:40Oh, oh, oh.
01:12:41Oh, oh.
01:12:43Oh, oh, oh.
01:12:44Excuse me. Excuse me. Do you know where the church is? It's on Bountain Street.
01:12:50Um, yeah, that's the church I go to. Or used to go to.
01:12:54Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:57Thank you. You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:13:02Oh, well, I don't know.
01:13:11Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:14Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:19Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:23I don't think so. But thanks.
01:13:26What's your name? Sue. What's yours?
01:13:29Jesus.
01:13:31Really?
01:13:32Si.
01:13:35Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:36Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:37Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:38Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:38Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:39Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:40Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:41Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:42Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:43Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:44Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:45Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:46Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:47Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:48Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:49Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:50Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:51Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:52Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:53Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:54Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:55Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:56Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:57Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:58Maybe I could use the ride.
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