- 6/22/2025
They followed the rules—until life broke them. Witness how innocence turns to chaos in this explosive drama of friendship, betrayal, and finding freedom. Stay till the end—you won’t believe what happens.
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00:00:00Thank you for joining us.
00:00:30Oh, Dad.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:47Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:22So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:37Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:43But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:45I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:00Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:02No.
00:02:05Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06I have a date.
00:02:07Oh, so do I.
00:02:10Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:43Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be, I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing.
00:02:58With you and me.
00:03:00Together.
00:03:08Jake, no.
00:03:09I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:11You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have
00:03:16taken more math.
00:03:17Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:29Okay.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:30Oh, baby.
00:03:42You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:48Sex God.
00:03:49Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:58You're right, I bet.
00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:17Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:21When did you go home?
00:04:22So, is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of
00:04:36him.
00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her.
00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th.
00:04:51Eight.
00:04:52Maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys, I'm, I know it's tradition, but.
00:04:57I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but.
00:05:04I'm sorry.
00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:23Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31Me and it kind of suck, because I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:57But, if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:09Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:12To church, to pray for you.
00:06:14Want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:19Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:44I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:49I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:03Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse?
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:25What?
00:07:26What?
00:07:26Ah!
00:07:28Ah!
00:07:30How could you do so?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
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00:08:13Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:20Would you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:24Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend, on our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41Screwing, boning.
00:08:42Making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking.
00:08:48You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:58Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:10I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:12Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:29He's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:33Wait, wait, are you back?
00:09:40Um, I was wondering.
00:09:41We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthday.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at my shirt?
00:09:47John?
00:09:59Well, the house looks done.
00:10:02Tomorrow's a big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18.
00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep,
00:10:09because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, OK, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake.
00:10:14And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:16But, Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chair?
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:25What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35My soulmate.
00:10:40Chris?
00:10:41Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:47I mean...
00:10:48What? No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:49He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris. It's a sign.
00:10:55Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:00What? He does not.
00:11:02Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:04He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:10Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:13Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:15OK, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:18See you in the morning.
00:11:26I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:30Bye, Gwen.
00:11:32I don't know.
00:11:34At allll of prayer.
00:11:35Bye.
00:11:37Bye.
00:11:38Soon.
00:11:39I'll see you soon.
00:11:4110,000.
00:11:46Bye.
00:11:47CUTшие know if you want to hear this little town.
00:11:51Bye.
00:11:51Bye.
00:11:53Bye.
00:11:53geld presents
00:11:54Bye.
00:11:56Bye.
00:11:57Bye.
00:11:58You're so perfect.
00:12:28I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:51Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:58Tomorrow's Thursday.
00:13:09Okay.
00:13:28Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:13:37Ew, why?
00:13:39It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:42It's unministered.
00:13:43You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:45He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:47It's stupid.
00:13:48Just screw him.
00:13:49That's what he wants.
00:13:50That's what all guys want.
00:13:51Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:53Oh, Christ.
00:13:54Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:56Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:13:59not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:01You're an idiot.
00:14:02A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:06Guys, seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:14Oh, what a cool bracelet!
00:14:16I love it!
00:14:17Um...
00:14:18You should put that down, though,
00:14:19because it's, like, it's really...
00:14:20Very fragile.
00:14:21Yeah.
00:14:22Okay.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:24Hurry up.
00:14:25Okay.
00:14:26Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29I thought so.
00:14:30Mmm.
00:14:49Oh, is this part of the hat?
00:14:50Oh, jeez.
00:14:51Whoa!
00:14:52Hold up.
00:14:53Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:14:56Nice!
00:14:57Nice!
00:14:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:14:59Let's get you!
00:15:00Oh, fuck!
00:15:02Ah!
00:15:03Check, check, check, check, check!
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex!
00:15:09Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:12That is lip poison to plump your lips,
00:15:15but be careful it stings.
00:15:16And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:19Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23I'm going to get you some of them.
00:15:26Oh, so you're so cute.
00:15:27Hi.
00:15:28Oh, hey, so cutey.
00:15:30Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:32All right.
00:15:33Sorry.
00:15:34Are you okay now?
00:15:35Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38See you later.
00:15:39All right.
00:15:40I can't believe you had a hug.
00:15:41This is crazy.
00:15:42Oh, my God.
00:15:43Jake!
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hey there.
00:15:46Happy birthday.
00:15:47Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:02Oh, hon.
00:16:03Come here.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:11You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:13And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, Ralph.
00:16:21We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:24A little bit.
00:16:27All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:41Check it out!
00:16:44Dare me.
00:17:00Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey!
00:17:05I do!
00:17:05Move!
00:17:06Come on, lame!
00:17:07Oh, all right.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the move.
00:17:1220 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah!
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:23Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:31Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no.
00:17:34Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:35Come on.
00:17:37Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50It just, like, disappeared.
00:17:51Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:07How come I've never met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10Maybe he's going to be around.
00:18:11Have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where he went.
00:18:23Go roll.
00:18:26Liquid courage?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:32Vodka cranberry?
00:18:33It's really simple.
00:18:34Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I can go meet her.
00:18:38Sue, are you okay?
00:18:42Sue, relax.
00:18:45They're just eyes.
00:18:47Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49It's going to be fine.
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:56Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:59No, he does not have gay face.
00:19:01I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm going to do it.
00:19:08I'm going to do it.
00:19:17I'm going to do this.
00:19:19Good luck.
00:19:22Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:28Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:31Yeah, my favorite chapter is a song in Galore.
00:19:41Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:46Uh, in private?
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:48Sorry.
00:19:49Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:09Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:20:11I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:13And I really want to...
00:20:18Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:20:31I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:41I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:43It's just...
00:20:50I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00Batman.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:10You know, for me...
00:21:13When I think about that man who died for our sins...
00:21:18When I think about him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately.
00:21:34Beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty, beneath that hot, hot sun.
00:21:45I just feel such compassion.
00:21:48I think about those things too.
00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:56I just find it too hard.
00:21:57It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.
00:22:04I just...
00:22:05So...
00:22:06So...
00:22:08We're going to go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're going to tell you, throw these on.
00:22:19Hey, Ty.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Have you seen Jake?
00:22:23Uh, no.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25All right.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30All right, focus.
00:22:30Focus, focus.
00:22:31Okay.
00:22:31Oh, there he is.
00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:56How could he?
00:23:00Two.
00:23:01What happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:04Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:23:18Look, the only way you're going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know
00:23:23what kind of woman you really are, deep inside.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:30Where?
00:23:30To meet your dark side.
00:23:39Out.
00:23:40Everyone out.
00:23:41Everyone out.
00:23:49Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:23:54I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:20Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:27I'm almost...
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:33Oh!
00:24:34What?
00:24:36What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:52I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:55Fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:00You really need an orgasm.
00:25:04Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've
00:25:07never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:19Wait.
00:25:19What does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:21It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:23Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:29And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:42Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:50Boosie!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:53Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:56Bang!
00:25:57Bang!
00:25:59Good boy.
00:25:59Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:04He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry.
00:26:08I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:15Oh shit.
00:26:16I can't see anything like that.
00:26:17I can't see anything like that.
00:26:17I can't see anything like that.
00:26:18Oh shit.
00:26:35Oh shit.
00:26:36Oh, shit.
00:26:48What's wrong with this thing?
00:27:07Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:19so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:22He's a dirtbag.
00:27:23How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:25I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:33It's a text.
00:27:34It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:36OK.
00:27:38He's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:41Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:44I have to go.
00:27:44I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52No.
00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:57I see only one option.
00:28:00I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Reve- I mean, what?
00:28:03What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Reve- I mean, what?
00:28:14What does that even mean?
00:28:15It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:18But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:23I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:27Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him, to his ego, to screw someone else
00:28:32when you've never even had sex with him, especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking,
00:28:37and with a bigger dick.
00:28:38No, I- I couldn't.
00:28:42Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric!
00:28:46Eric!
00:28:47He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall?
00:28:49Are you kidding?
00:28:50I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:52He likes your type.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:56Slutty.
00:28:56Yeah.
00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.
00:29:00I fooled around with him once.
00:29:01He has this great tongue, right?
00:29:03Oh, no.
00:29:04I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:10Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:29:18I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine.
00:29:23If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:31and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:33and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:29:36But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:49Trust me.
00:29:50It's going to work.
00:29:53I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01You're okay enough to chat with her.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:15Hey.
00:30:15Happy birthday.
00:30:19Thanks.
00:30:20Thanks.
00:30:36Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:42So, happy birthday.
00:30:51Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us.
00:30:57U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:30:59United States?
00:31:03I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:09I know where we live.
00:31:11Right.
00:31:12Of course.
00:31:17Hey, Jesus, Erica.
00:31:18Are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no.
00:31:21I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:22No, you're fine.
00:31:35Jake!
00:31:38So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:42I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What?
00:31:45It.
00:31:46Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:31:52Oh.
00:31:53Oh.
00:31:53You mean, like, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:59You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure.
00:32:03I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you, I mean, whew, uh, it's just, you're so, you're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19Um.
00:32:19Hmm?
00:32:21Uh, no cuisine.
00:32:23Right.
00:32:24Um, of course.
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:29So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:33Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41Yeah, yeah, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47Yeah, yeah, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um.
00:32:58Well, where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end is, that I just, like, right over here.
00:33:01Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02That's where I see it.
00:33:03Um, let me just, uh, got it.
00:33:06Uh.
00:33:07Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:08Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:33:09I, um.
00:33:10It's, it's okay.
00:33:11Do it again.
00:33:14Sorry, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what?
00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:21Uh, let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:31All right.
00:33:31It's, um, full of...
00:33:33Let me just...
00:33:34Oh, jeez.
00:33:38Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39Are you okay?
00:33:40Help!
00:33:40Help!
00:33:41Uh.
00:33:44Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:46Oh, jeez.
00:33:48Well, that was stupid.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:58How are you doing tonight?
00:34:04I'm good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14I need another beer.
00:34:15Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:17So are you with...
00:34:18Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21Hold on.
00:34:21Take a piss.
00:34:23How much beer?
00:34:24Oh, my God.
00:34:54Let me just get the blinds.
00:34:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:58Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, okay.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:08Let me just get the blinds.
00:35:22Finally.
00:35:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:28Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:38Well, okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:43Okay.
00:35:46I don't know what to do.
00:36:16What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:33Um, not yet.
00:36:34More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh?
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:42It's so good.
00:36:45Oh.
00:36:47Yep.
00:36:48Oh, my God.
00:36:50Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:51What?
00:36:52What?
00:36:52Ah.
00:36:53Oh.
00:36:54Ah, yeah.
00:36:56Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:02Ah.
00:37:03Are you okay?
00:37:06No, no, no, no.
00:37:07It's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:37:11I, it's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:37:17Are you sure you're okay?
00:37:19Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:21Okay, great.
00:37:22Have fun.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:23Now, now, let's do it now.
00:37:30No, not yet.
00:37:31Not yet.
00:37:31Not yet.
00:37:31Not yet.
00:37:32All right, I'm going to come.
00:37:35I'm going to come.
00:37:36Are you ready?
00:37:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:40Lexi! Lexi! Oh, shit.
00:37:43Oh, no, no, no, no, not yet. Lexi! Lexi! Oh, shit.
00:37:50Oh, no means no.
00:37:52Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:37:55It's been a really long time and I haven't masturbated for anything.
00:38:02Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:06Ooh. How you doing?
00:38:10How's it going? Good.
00:38:12Eric? Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:17Excuse me.
00:38:22Cheryl's in here.
00:38:27What's up, bro?
00:38:29What the fuck is...
00:38:31Hey, wait!
00:38:34Lexi, man, still waiting.
00:38:36Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:46Damn it.
00:38:48I'm going to save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:50Hey, you!
00:38:52You better stop making fun of the blind
00:38:54or I'm going to teach you a lesson.
00:38:56Help!
00:38:59I'm so sorry.
00:39:00I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:02Hey, look!
00:39:05What the...
00:39:06Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass.
00:39:30This just isn't working.
00:39:37Nothing.
00:39:38What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:42Oh, man, I love this game.
00:39:55We're in the controllers.
00:39:56We got to play.
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:57Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:58All right, watch out.
00:40:00Whoa!
00:40:02Whoa!
00:40:04Whoa, man!
00:40:05Oh, my God!
00:40:07Oh, man!
00:40:09Get that thing away!
00:40:10Jesus!
00:40:15Oh!
00:40:17Hey, dude, nice shot!
00:40:20Wasn't me?
00:40:21Whoa! Whoa! Nice!
00:40:27Are you sitting in there or something?
00:40:30Hey, you found the grenade launcher! Nice! Nice!
00:40:46Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:51Whoa!
00:41:00You are the controller!
00:41:02No, I just... I didn't. I swear, I...
00:41:16Hey, Sue!
00:41:19Where are you going, man?
00:41:22It's okay. Um, hey, Sue!
00:41:34Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:36Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:38Um...
00:41:39Oh, sure.
00:41:41Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:46You were? You mean...
00:41:48You mean...
00:41:50Y-yeah.
00:41:53Yeah.
00:41:54So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:57Could we go get a drink?
00:41:58Wow, um, your...
00:42:02Toilet's really...
00:42:04Oh, you...
00:42:05You know what? I gotta go.
00:42:07Um, happy birthday.
00:42:08Uh, no, Chris! No, there wasn't! I didn't...
00:42:11Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:13This is the worst idea ever.
00:42:27Never going to have sex.
00:42:30Ow.
00:42:50Hello? A little attention here.
00:42:52Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:42:59Lex, don't be selfish.
00:43:01All right.
00:43:02Sorry.
00:43:03Ugh.
00:43:16Jeez.
00:43:17Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:23Screw it.
00:43:24Huh.
00:43:30Uh...
00:43:32Ohh.
00:43:45Ugh.
00:43:51Ooh!
00:43:52Oh, no, that was bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:07Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:25I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:30Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So, you're JJ?
00:44:37Uh-oh.
00:45:00Hello.
00:45:01Welcome to 1900 Confess.
00:45:03Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:05A nun.
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:13Please hold.
00:45:14Oh, my goodness.
00:45:191900 Confession.
00:45:20How may I be of service?
00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:24I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day.
00:45:27Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:38Um, okay.
00:45:41Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:44Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:45:46What's her problem?
00:45:48A washing machine touched her.
00:45:49Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well.
00:45:54All right, freak.
00:45:55Time's up.
00:45:56What?
00:45:57But what do I do?
00:45:58Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:03Well, then be happy.
00:46:05You found the perfect man.
00:46:06I'm serious.
00:46:07Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so I'll tell you this.
00:46:13Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:16No contritions?
00:46:18You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:20It's not in the Bible.
00:46:22So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:25Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:28Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:31Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:35Huh, God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:39He sure is.
00:46:40Now run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:45How do you know all that?
00:46:47Because I'm a nun.
00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:52Huh, accidental masturbation.
00:46:54Who would have thanked?
00:46:55Revenge sex.
00:47:05What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:11Yeah, admit it.
00:47:12I've got no game.
00:47:14I guess I can scare you.
00:47:15I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:47:17Fucking douchebag.
00:47:22Damn it.
00:47:24Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:27You go, girl.
00:47:29What?
00:47:31What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed someplace private.
00:47:35But hey, listen.
00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:37Yeah.
00:47:39If you want someone great.
00:47:40I mean, really.
00:47:41The best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:46Frank.
00:47:47The blind guy?
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:53I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:55It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like we used all our senses.
00:48:01Everything.
00:48:01If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:07All right.
00:48:14What about him?
00:48:15Jeremy.
00:48:16Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:18Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:21I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:23It's Jones.
00:48:25Jeremy Jones.
00:48:26This all makes sense.
00:48:28Excuse me.
00:48:30Jeremy.
00:48:30Jeremy.
00:48:31Hi.
00:48:32Hey.
00:48:33Who's on the phone?
00:48:34Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:36You'll meet her.
00:48:37It'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:39Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:55Hi, Frank.
00:48:56Sit.
00:48:56Oh, you meant, you meant the dog.
00:49:05Relax.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:09Calm down.
00:49:18Oh, I'm, I'm relaxed.
00:49:20I'm fine.
00:49:20And why are you biting your nail?
00:49:23I'm not.
00:49:24How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:34Sit.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:37Oh, you mean me.
00:49:41Roll over.
00:49:47Oh, you mean me.
00:49:49Oh, how do you, how do you want me to...
00:49:52Just lay down.
00:49:53Just lay down.
00:49:53Wait, I...
00:49:54Oh, I shouldn't even be doing this, but considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:16See me with your hands.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:23Uh.
00:50:26You know, I should really, I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:33Mm, peanut butter.
00:51:02Frank, Frank.
00:51:03Oh.
00:51:07Oh, Frank.
00:51:31No, ma'am.
00:51:33Oh, give me a chip.
00:51:34My chips, old boy.
00:51:36Oh, give me a chip, man.
00:51:37My chips.
00:51:38Oh, my chip.
00:51:39Give me a chip.
00:51:41My chips.
00:51:43Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:46Sorry.
00:51:47It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:56That's all.
00:52:01Come on, let me do this.
00:52:02Go ahead.
00:52:03I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:04No, really, please.
00:52:05I want to help.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:11Leave.
00:52:12I have to vacuum.
00:52:12You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:27They're over here.
00:52:28I just, I see some dust over here, so.
00:52:34It's just, there's so much dust on this floor.
00:52:38It's a dirty floor.
00:52:40Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:44All right.
00:53:02Okay.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:04Oh, all right.
00:53:05Oh, I think I got all that.
00:53:07I'm just going to, I'll see you at home.
00:53:15We got it.
00:53:17Oh, here we go.
00:53:18Just.
00:53:19Frankie.
00:53:21Oh, my.
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:22Who's that?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24Ow, fucking shit.
00:53:26Man, we got to smoke.
00:53:27Oh, we can smoke an email.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:33Oh, shit.
00:53:35Sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:41No, I might.
00:53:41Come on.
00:53:42You got to do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys.
00:53:45I need to go back.
00:53:45What's your dog, man?
00:53:46What's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's tripping.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:04I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:15Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Oh, no.
00:54:30You're the devil.
00:54:33No more.
00:54:35JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:47Please.
00:54:48Lex, I can't.
00:54:51I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra, and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:09We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:16Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:23Perfect.
00:55:32I don't want to do it.
00:55:34Let's do it.
00:55:35Fuck me.
00:55:36Fuck me now.
00:55:37What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46Just try down there.
00:55:47It's like desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:51Okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came, like, four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:14Last time...
00:56:16I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:23But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:32We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of fun.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:37I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:42Go team.
00:56:44Jeremy.
00:56:46What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:54Shit.
00:57:04Where's Jeremy?
00:57:05I...
00:57:06Uh...
00:57:07We were just...
00:57:08Hey, babe, just working out.
00:57:16How could you, you bastard?
00:57:21You might want to...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:27Ah!
00:57:28Mariela!
00:57:30Mariela!
00:57:31You know those aren't mine!
00:57:33At least not all of them.
00:57:35What is wrong with you?
00:57:41What is wrong with you?
00:57:44You used to be so pure.
00:57:46Well, no more. That's it.
00:57:48Really, that's the last one.
00:58:05Cheryl!
00:58:06What is it?
00:58:07What are you doing down here?
00:58:08Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:18What?
00:58:19Why?
00:58:20Nothing.
00:58:21Just this lying guy and his dog and...
00:58:25Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:26What are you doing down here?
00:58:28Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out
00:58:30and get far, far away from here.
00:58:32What?
00:58:33Why?
00:58:34Nothing, just this blind guy and his dog and, ugh.
00:58:38Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:40No, it's not okay.
00:58:43God, and you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's, Jake's fault.
00:58:49That blind cheating bastard.
00:58:52Yes, he is such a dickwad, you need to confront him.
00:58:56Yeah, yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here
00:59:04and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, a big piece, a big old chunk of my mind,
00:59:09a big piece of it.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:12You know, you might want to...
00:59:15You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:16Yeah, you're right.
00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:20I don't know.
00:59:26I'm sorry.
00:59:27I'm sorry.
00:59:28I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:31I got no game.
00:59:35It's not important.
00:59:42Hey, um...
00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:57No, no, no.
00:59:57I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:00:01No, no, no, no.
01:00:02I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
01:00:04and I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:08Eric, really?
01:00:09I don't care.
01:00:10It's fine.
01:00:10No, but I do.
01:00:12I mean, I do.
01:00:13I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you, maybe because, uh,
01:00:19I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering, or hoping, that we could go out sometime.
01:00:27Soon.
01:00:28Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:29and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:31Really?
01:00:32Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33You have no game.
01:00:36No, not really.
01:00:39Yeah, no, I can't do this, sorry.
01:00:44OK, all right.
01:00:46I, uh, happy birthday, then.
01:01:01Oh, I'm sorry.
01:01:01I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:11Wow.
01:01:23Here I come, baby.
01:01:25Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:30Oh, Eric, stop.
01:01:31Um, we can't do this.
01:01:32Sorry.
01:01:33Oh, goddammit.
01:01:34Not again.
01:01:34Oh, no, um.
01:01:35Honey, happy.
01:01:38What the fuck is this?
01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41OK, guys, don't.
01:01:46Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:01:50Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:51You're, I've been looking for you all night, and you've been, oh, man, no wonder I couldn't
01:01:57find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:01:59What about all those girls' vaginas you were in, or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:04Cheryl, honey.
01:02:05No, no.
01:02:06We can work this out.
01:02:07Baby, I love you.
01:02:08Jake, no.
01:02:09You have to go.
01:02:10Baby, I'll be faithful from now on.
01:02:11Please.
01:02:12I promise.
01:02:13No, Jake.
01:02:14I can't do this.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:16Cheryl, come on.
01:02:17No.
01:02:18Jake, please.
01:02:19Just go.
01:02:20Just go.
01:02:21I'm sorry.
01:02:22You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:23How can you do it?
01:02:24Yay!
01:02:25You did it.
01:02:26I am so proud of you.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:28You've left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:30Revenge sex?
01:02:32It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:36Right.
01:02:37It all makes sense now.
01:02:40Wow.
01:02:41I feel really stupid.
01:02:43Eric, I'm really, I'm really sorry.
01:02:46Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:49And you used me.
01:02:51Eric, please don't go.
01:02:52Please, Eric!
01:02:54Aren't you happy?
01:02:57Well, no.
01:02:58That's not exactly what I was supposed to feel like.
01:03:01You mean the sex?
01:03:02Was it?
01:03:03Yeah.
01:03:04No, he didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:08Really?
01:03:09I just never found the right guy.
01:03:10Or guys.
01:03:11Anyway.
01:03:12We better get downstairs.
01:03:13People are starting to leave.
01:03:14I wonder how soon did.
01:03:16I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:17This is bullshit.
01:03:18Oh!
01:03:19Oh!
01:03:20Oh!
01:03:21Suck it!
01:03:22What the?
01:03:23I'm out of here!
01:03:24Yeah!
01:03:25He has good hair, though.
01:03:26Don't you puke on me.
01:03:27Don't you puke on me.
01:03:28Don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:29Don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:30Right, said Frank, that I might need a vacation.
01:03:31Take this information.
01:03:32Take this information.
01:03:33Don't you puke on me.
01:03:34Don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:35Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:03:36I'm not.
01:03:37I'm not.
01:03:38I'm not.
01:03:39I'm not.
01:03:40I'm not.
01:03:41I'm not.
01:03:42I'm not.
01:03:43I'm not.
01:03:44I'm not.
01:03:45I'm not.
01:03:46I'm not.
01:03:47I'm not.
01:03:48I'm not.
01:03:49You puke on me.
01:03:50Don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:52Right, said Frank, that I might need a vacation.
01:03:54Vacation.
01:03:55Vacation.
01:03:56Vacation.
01:03:57Take this information through your head.
01:04:02Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:05Was it from sex?
01:04:06Did you pop your cork?
01:04:07I don't think so.
01:04:08Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:10Oh, don't ask.
01:04:12Every possible object.
01:04:14It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:16It was like Transformers.
01:04:19They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21I told you.
01:04:22It's addicting.
01:04:25So what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away
01:04:28through your life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:31Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:04:35Oh.
01:04:36Oh, I think it's broken.
01:04:38So wait.
01:04:40None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:44Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:48So I was going to go grab some food.
01:04:50Can I go?
01:04:51No.
01:04:53I think, thank you.
01:04:54I think I should finish up here.
01:04:57Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:59No.
01:05:01I don't know.
01:05:02For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:05Or something.
01:05:07Why?
01:05:08Do you know him?
01:05:09Sort of.
01:05:10Oh.
01:05:11Well, hey, if you happen to run into him,
01:05:12just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:14Leave everything behind.
01:05:21Love him.
01:05:22Shut it.
01:05:22You want to do it?
01:05:23I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:24I want to get married.
01:05:25You want to do it?
01:05:25All right, all right, all right, all right.
01:05:44You want to do it?
01:05:45You want to do it?
01:05:46I'm not sure what you're taking me.
01:05:47You're taking me.
01:05:50You're taking me.
01:05:50You're taking me.
01:05:52No way.
01:05:55Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:25It's you, I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:43I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:13I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:43That's amazing.
01:07:45Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:49I guess something inspired me.
01:07:52You really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:07:55Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:08:00Whose?
01:08:01Eric's.
01:08:02Well, it's him, right?
01:08:03Oh, yeah.
01:08:10I have to go see him.
01:08:15Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:171-900 confess.
01:08:31Sister Therese?
01:08:32Yeah, hon.
01:08:34There was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:36I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:38Oh, sure.
01:08:40Oh.
01:08:40It's 271.
01:08:42Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:48Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:52Like, take you back?
01:08:53Sure, hon.
01:08:54Why not?
01:08:56As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:59Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:09:01I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:09:05Something to let me know that it's all going to be okay.
01:09:09Sister?
01:09:10Can I get up now?
01:09:12I really got to pee.
01:09:14No!
01:09:14Hush your trap!
01:09:15Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:21I will.
01:09:23Thanks.
01:09:27Sister?
01:09:28Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:09:30Mwahaha!
01:09:45Eric, wait!
01:09:50Cheryl?
01:09:53Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:58I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:10:04I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:07The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:09Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:15And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:18I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these pink hair.
01:10:24Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:26Oh, wow.
01:10:28Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:31Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:33Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:35Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days, when I get back?
01:10:44Yeah, sure.
01:10:50Oh, sorry, no kissing, right.
01:10:54No, kissing.
01:10:54Oh.
01:10:55Mmm.
01:10:55Mmm.
01:10:56Mmm.
01:10:57Mmm.
01:10:57Mmm.
01:10:58Mmm.
01:10:58Mmm.
01:10:59Mmm.
01:10:59Mmm.
01:11:00Mmm.
01:11:00Mmm.
01:11:01Mmm.
01:11:01Mmm.
01:11:02Mmm.
01:11:02Mmm.
01:11:03Mmm.
01:11:03Mmm.
01:11:04Mmm.
01:11:05Mmm.
01:11:06Mmm.
01:11:07Mmm.
01:11:08Mmm.
01:11:09Mmm.
01:11:10Mmm.
01:11:10Mmm.
01:11:11Mmm.
01:11:11Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:14I, I don't even care that you hooked up a Plexi.
01:11:19Wait, what?
01:11:20I never did that.
01:11:21I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:24She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:26Oh.
01:11:27She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:32I wonder who it was.
01:11:34I don't know.
01:11:35I don't know who it was.
01:11:36I'm sorry.
01:11:37I'm sorry.
01:11:38I'm sorry.
01:11:39That's my name.
01:11:40I've been missing out for a trip.
01:11:41I'm sorry.
01:11:42Ooh.
01:11:43I'm sorry.
01:11:44I don't know who it was.
01:11:45I don't know who it was.
01:11:46I don't know who it was.
01:11:47At least this birthday's over.
01:12:06Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:10I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.
01:12:17Excuse me, excuse me.
01:12:45Do you know where the church is?
01:12:47It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:49Yeah, that's the church I go to, or used to go to.
01:12:53It's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:58You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:13:01Oh, well, I don't know.
01:13:04Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:11Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:17Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:20I don't think so, but thanks.
01:13:24What's your name?
01:13:26Sue.
01:13:27What's yours?
01:13:28Jesus.
01:13:30Really?
01:13:31Si.
01:13:34Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:36Oh, my God.
01:13:38I could use the ride.
01:13:39Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:40I could use the ride.
01:13:41I could use the ride.
01:13:44That's the ride.
01:13:45You were the one of my children.
01:13:46I could use the ride.
01:13:48It's done.
01:13:49It's done.
01:13:50It's done.
01:13:51You were at a time.
01:13:52It's done.
01:13:53I could use the ride.
01:13:54Just before the ride.
01:13:55Yeah, we're at a time.
01:13:57He's not going to ride.
01:13:58And I can ride on the ride.
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